THIS IS MY SORRY FOR 2004  1:40 pm October 24, 2012

Washington Post’s Premier Romney-Licker Jennifer Rubin: Why Does Mitt Romney Keep Apologizing For America?

by Jesse Taylor

everyone needs to give the ol' robin a slap now and again
Cartoon Romney sidekick Jennifer Rubin has determined, thanks to a Romney ad she saw, that Barack Obama did so apologize for America over and over and over again to the point that nobody is even sure if he was actually president or just some hip-hop artist obsessed with apologizing.

What sorts of apologies did Barack Obama lodge on America’s unwilling behalf? (Was America raped with apology, giving birth to God-blessed Obamunism?)

I will focus on two major apologies that have been deliberately and forcefully delivered by the president and/or top aides.

The first is our handling of the war on terror. Liberals don’t even see that Obama’s excoriating his predecessor is apologizing for this nation, but of course it is. George W. Bush wasn’t acting as a private citizen, and whatever he actions he took were done in the name of the United States.

So, when Romney spent every moment of the campaign until Monday saying Obama was the worst President on foreign policy ever, one assumes he was apologizing for all the terrible things we have done. After all, Barack Obama wasn’t acting as a private citizen, and whatever actions he took were done in the name of the United States.

Obama and his secretary of state also made a written confession of this nation’s past faults to, of all places, the United Nations. As I reported in September 2010:

The administration created a stir in April, when a spokesman for the National Security Council reported on a meeting between Obama and Kazakhstan’s President Nursultan Nazarbayev: “Both presidents agreed that you don’t ever reach democracy; you always have to work at it. And in particular, President Obama reminded his Kazakh counterpart that we, too, are working to improve our democracy.” Despite pleas from groups like Human Rights Watch to use the meeting as an opportunity “to raise concern about Kazakhstan’s disappointing human rights record and to press for immediate improvements,” Obama viewed this as simply one more chance to confess America’s sins.

Likewise, the administration last month presented its “Report of the United States of America” to the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights. This exercise is overseen by the infamous U.N. Human Rights Council (UNHRC), whose main preoccupation is vilifying Israel. The Obama administration confesses to such offenses as the disproportionately higher rates of unemployment in America among minorities.

That was some gangbusters reporting, Rubes. You seriously reported the shit out of Obama’s recognition of America’s social and economic issues. You got up in that document and quoted and just fucking left it in the bed smoking a cigarette wondering if it would ever be reported like that again.

It won’t.

I wonder if Mitt Romney spending two years talking about how Barack Obama basically destroyed America, made us into a less free nation, talking at length about “Obama’s Failures” on foreign policy make him an apologist? Oh, wait, no, Barack Obama isn’t really American, so Mitt Romney is actually a super-patriot.

Keep on not-apologizing, Mitt Romney! This nation needs you to prevent the detonation of the explosive device that Jennifer Rubin replaced her soul with if it goes off in a populated area. If you lose…people die.

[Right Turn]

 

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ph7 October 24, 2012 at 1:43 pm

George W. Bush wasn’t acting as a private citizen, and whatever he actions he took were done in the name of the United States.

I fondly remember the day America choked on a pretzel and passed out.

Loch_Nessosaur October 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm

I fondly remember the day America almost got hit by a shoe.

hagajim October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Better than choking on the chicken?

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I fondly remember the day America tugged on a door and it didn't open.

GunToting[Redacted] October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Didn't the whole country get wood when America gave a surprise backrub to the chancellor of Germany?

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Merkel was acting as the chancellor of Germany at that meeting, so America was actually giving a backrub to all of Germany.

Incitefully_Joe October 24, 2012 at 4:38 pm

::furiously scribbles notes for his Hetalia fanfic::

iburl October 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Does that also go for Bill Clinton making Monica Lewinski into his cigar humidor? Never apologize! That was AMERICA staining that blue dress.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Frankly, there were times when I saw her photo that I wish it had been me.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

"It" meaning Bill, or Monica?

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Hm. I hadn't considered the other shoe…

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm

I always felt that was *me* enjoying the expert ministrations of young Monica Lewinski under the desk in the oval office.

[Edit: me, iburl, and all of America, God Bless Us.]

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Or how the caveman said it.

noodlesalad October 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Remember when America threw up in Japan's lap in the 80s? Crazy times, man.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

That was America's dad.

Oblios_Cap October 24, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I remember that sad day when America fell off its Segway and lost a Croc.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I still mourn that day every … oh look, a chicken!

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm

I fondly remember America stuffing its crotch to appear happy about ending a war that went on for a few more years.

bumfug October 24, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Who the fuck is Jennifer Rubin and why does anyone give a fuck what she says?

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm

What he said.

Mumbletypeg October 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Actually I printed it out at work yesterday after Wonkette Operative "Terry" posted in Wonkville. Headline included:

"Jennifer Rubin Lives in a Fantasy World Entirely Unrelated to Reality."

Given that description fits any sampling of numbnuts getting pilloried at snarkers' bidding, Rubin's latest is just grist for the mill.

asterixaverni October 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

"Excoriating" shit, bitch uses big words, huh?

Is the rethugligan delusion genetic or is it like syphilis?

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Now these are the kinds of questions the Washington Post should be asking.

mrblifil October 24, 2012 at 2:18 pm

SHE'S JEWISH SO ISREAL IS WHAT!

RomneysLogCabin October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

File her away with Trump.

La_Cieca October 24, 2012 at 3:03 pm

The reasonable assumption is that after 20 years spent drafting memos defending movie studios against labor claims filed by interns, she somehow screwed up and was forced to resign from a cushy California law firm. So she moved to a gated community in Virginia and played at being a stay at home mom for a while. Within a year she exhibited clear qualifications for being a right-wing blogger (i.e., indefatigable hatred and willingness to work for peanuts) and worked her way up that ladder to the Post where they'd just had to fire the third or fourth guy on the "loon" beat for coming to work drunk and pissing in the water cooler or something.

A further reasonable assumption is that she keeps the job despite glaring conflicts of interest, howling errors of fact and a tone of unvarying maliciousness because Fred Hiatt, the WaPo's editorial page editor, is a ravening Zionist and so forgives Rubin all her sins because she might in some small way contribute to the proliferation of nuclear war in the Middle East, which, as we all know, is Good For israel.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Liberals don’t even see that Obama’s excoriating his predecessor is apologizing for this nation, but of course it is. George W. Bush wasn’t acting as a private citizen, and whatever he actions he took were done in the name of the United States.

Jennifer Rubin is a pitiful example of a blogger.

There, I just apologized for blogging. Who's with me?

Loch_Nessosaur October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

(stands up) My name is Spartacus.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 24, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I'm sorry Romney is an asshole.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

That's America apologizing, world.

noodlesalad October 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Whatever she has done, she has done on behalf of the internet. And I, for one, will never apologize for free pron.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Wait, this makes her President of the Intertubes?

She's not the boss of me!

noodlesalad October 24, 2012 at 2:05 pm

You don't have to be elected to be President. See also George W.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Actor, you have a blog…

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:11 pm

And on behalf of Rubin, I apologize for that.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Apology accepted, Jennifer.

James Michael Curley October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Don't interrupt him. He's on a roll.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I'm Brian! And so is my wife!

Goonemeritus October 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm

“Both presidents agreed that you don’t ever reach democracy; you always have to work at it.”

In our case we are working really hard to be less democratic.

RedneckMuslin October 24, 2012 at 2:02 pm

HA! HA! Jokes on her. That wasn't the real prez of Khakastan, that was Borat!

HempDogbane October 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm

She's kind of cunty, isn't she?

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

In a dusty kind of a way.

mrpuma2u October 24, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Kind of? I would say she's pretty cunty, and totally douchey.

kyeshinka October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

With a heaping portion of wankiness.

Naked_Bunny October 24, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Why hate on cunts? Call her something nasty, like a drudgie.

ChillBill October 24, 2012 at 1:47 pm

This bitch makes me stabbier than an Oregon pro-lifer.

Lascauxcaveman October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I wrote this story awhile ago that proves Barack Obama is a pathetic, sniveling apologist, unfit for leadership. In fact, allow me to excerpt from that article:

…this story … proves Barack Obama is a pathetic, sniveling apologist

I rest my case.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

The first rule of Tautology Club is…

Never mind. I have lost the will to snark.

AlterNewt October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Res ipsa loquitur

oenspiek October 24, 2012 at 2:41 pm

You didn't write that! The Republican Party copyrighted it in 2007!

Loch_Nessosaur October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

…in the name of the United States.

…in the name of the United States of Jesus H. Christ.

FTFY

hagajim October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I think excoriating is the least we can do to Bush….should be much, much more. Maybe we can hire the Oregon stabby man?

SavageDrummer October 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

WITH VOTES!

RedneckMuslin October 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Now, now. Since he's been handed over to the Hague,…..uh WHAT?! Not yet? You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!

Monsieur_Grumpe October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Being Romney means never having to say he's sorry.

MegPasadena October 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm

The whole world is the Help to him.

YouBetcha October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I was a hardcore Obama supporter, but now I can see the light. IMPEACH. ASAP.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

IMPEACH AMERICA!

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I'm getting real tired of that bitch.

skmind October 24, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Obama viewed this as simply one more chance to confess America’s sins.

Right there you know it is made up. Obama is a Muslin, not a Catholic. Muslins do not go to confession.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

*tapping shoulder*

I think you dropped this

Lucidamente1 October 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

"President Obama reminded his Kazakh counterpart that we, too, are working to improve our democracy.” To which President Nazarbayev replied, "Is it true Jennifer Rubin is fourth best prostitute in all country?"

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Maybe the best. She can give Mitt Romney blow jobs over the internet.

Wadisay October 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Clear indicators of a healthy level of self-esteem are the beliefs that:

1. You never did anything wrong, ever;
2. If you did, you don't acknowledge it, ever;
3. Never actually say, you know, "I apologize"; and
4. When called out, become belligerant.

Print these out and carry them in your wallet, should you ever get into an automobile accident with Jen Rubin.

bikerlaureate October 24, 2012 at 2:33 pm

It's amazing.
No true American is allowed to say that the USA has any faults, or has ever done anything wrong. Unless his last name is Romney.

Can we just emphasize here, for readers in other countries, that most Americans consider positions like that to be delusional?

MegPasadena October 24, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Also, since when admitting your own short coming is apologizing?
I thought only you are confident and mature enough that you own up your fault.

SexySmurf October 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

The Obama administration confesses to such offenses as the disproportionately higher rates of unemployment in America among minorities.

President Romney would never confess to that. Or acknowledge that. Or care about that.

Mittaplasia October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Romney outsourced lots of jobs to "minorities".

Mumbletypeg October 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Romney hit it out of the ballpark, touting Massachusetts test results as #1 in the country. Romney headed off the Obama interruptions without batting an eye.

If the accidental word association isn't lame enough, consider how flat-out WRONG this hag's above conclusion is.

Maman October 24, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Weren't we all apologizing for W?

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Aren't we all, etc.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I think the GOP is by not mentioning him evar.

PennyDreadful October 24, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Detesticle October 24, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Rubinesque — A woman with a fat head and a distorted image of reality

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 2:20 pm

And often – for reasons I simply will never understand – a very short haircut. It doesn't really help.

mavenmaven October 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Much like most religious cults, you are only truly American if your comments reflect only the hardest right extremes at all times.

BadKitty904 October 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Truly.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

~Theodore Roosevelt

freakishlywrong October 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

I expect Ameriduh will be doing the apologizing. For a President Miff.

Hammiepants October 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Boy, what a wacky world these people live in. I bet they can't even make a fucking sandwich without dissembling about it.

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Mmmm…. sammiches.

noodlesalad October 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Whatever actions the dumb white president took were in the name of the United States. Whatever actions the black muslin president were in the name of Commie Nazi Politically Correct Sociamalism. Der, people.

Kid_Charlemagne October 24, 2012 at 1:53 pm

I know whenever I traveled overseas during W's Presidency, I ended up apologising to people.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm

You're gonna be sorry, Commie.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 24, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Come on Ms. Rubin. Just because the President is bowing toward Mecca, doesn't mean he is apologizing.

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm

He's apologizing five times a day!

Oblios_Cap October 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Only in America can an untalented hack like Rubin have a high-paying job slinging shit while way too many highly skilled people are sitting on their asses, unemployed!

Is this a great country, or what?

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:00 pm

In fairness, she swallows.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:11 pm

We'll see. For know we can confirm she's sucks.

freakishlywrong October 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

This Jennifer Rubin person is a delusional twunt.

Estproph October 24, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I think we can now develop an English-Rubin phrasebook, which should help us better understand what the fuck her columns actually mean.

For example, "we, too, are working to improve our democracy” in Rubin means "I am sorry America exists." Some more common phrases: "America should have a balanced foreign policy" in Rubin means "Israel should be destroyed", "Americans need a fair tax structure" means "I hate rich people and I want to drink their blood", and "healthcare for everyone is a concern" means "kill all the rich people and take their organs." "I want to be a better person" has no translation in Rubin.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

But when will Obama apologize for the introduction of New Coke? Or the cancellation of the original Star Trek?

We need apologies we can believe in!

GunToting[Redacted] October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Firefly libel!

Schmannnity October 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

It's fun to apologize for America while maintaining a personal drone kill list.

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I can't believe these fucking drooling morons with absolutely nothing whatsoever of interest or any semblance of intelligence get paid to write this shit. I can't fucking believe it!

mausgeo October 24, 2012 at 1:56 pm

So who is infallible? The pope, the United States and…Selma Hayek? Anyone else?

Oblios_Cap October 24, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Israel

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Modesty forbids.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:26 pm

JENNIFER RUBIN LIBEL

oenspiek October 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Paul Krugman > nazi pope guy, anyways.

Lucidamente1 October 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Is Jennifer Rubin the wingnut Sarah Silverman?

sullivanst October 24, 2012 at 2:05 pm

No, Silverman's hot.

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 2:06 pm

And funny.

Lucidamente1 October 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm

You've both just proved my point.

GunToting[Redacted] October 24, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Well played.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Now you made me google her image.
What a complete waste of perfectly good eyebrows.

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Hotter than a $2 pistol.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 24, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Rubin is the complete neocon harpy. I'm sure Fred Hiatt hired her just to make the rest of his freakshow look better by comparison.

Feel free to join me in the comments each week when she asks her "Friday Question."

Why does Jennifer Rubin get a paycheck from the Washingon Post?
~

LesBontemps October 24, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Washington Post? Don't you mean "college admission test prep company newsletter?"

MissTaken October 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I'm so glad I live in such a mature, adult country where acknowledgement of past mistakes makes us a bunch of weak pussies. Nevah forget, nevah apologize!1!!

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Hell, this is a country where certain people even think acknowledging that slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans were bad is somehow anti-American. Fuck those people.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:26 pm

When you say "past" do you mean, like, what I had for lunch a few hours ago?

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm

But for any president who followed George W. Bush to fail to excoriate him would be truly a heinous, monstrous action considering what an evil horror he was.

starfanglednut October 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm

This is obviously a huge deal (if in fact Hopey did apologize), cuz apologizing when you have been wrong is a sign of weakness, and never admitting it a clear indication of moral strength. Christ, these people are morons.

gullywompr October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Apologize or not – Romney's gonna be sorry on election day.

noodlesalad October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

L'etat, c'est twat

KeepFnThatChicken October 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Liberals don’t even see that Obama’s excoriating his predecessor is apologizing for this nation

But we do notice when Mitt Romney is cold shovin' Bush under the bus. So that's a pair of nines.

Kid_Charlemagne October 24, 2012 at 2:02 pm

In her defense, Obama *was* fond of wearing a satin baseball jacket during presidential trips that said BARRY BAMZ APOLOGY TOUR 2012 on the back.

PuckStopsHere October 24, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I would never apologize for America, no matter how embarrassed to death I might be that we had for 8 years a president like Shrub and are thinking even only now of putting an even bigger sociopath than him in office. I really wouldn't.

Oblios_Cap October 24, 2012 at 2:06 pm

That's the spirit, Thing!

An_Outhouse October 24, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Nursultan Nazarbayev is a criminal who pass out oil leases to the west in exchange for millions in bribes. Jennifer Rubin is a stupid cunt.

Not_So_Much October 24, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Public Service Announcement: DO NOT CLICKETY CLICK AND READ THE COMMENTS OVER THERE! YOUR BRAINPAN WILL ESSPLODE!

You're welcome.

actor212 October 24, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I know. I went over and commented and….hey….

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Example plz? I am too afraid to get out of the boat myself.

OneYieldRegular October 24, 2012 at 2:06 pm

I have yet to see Barack Obama "excoriate" anyone, much less someone as deserving as George W. Bush.

SayItWithWookies October 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Even worse, our apologizing president is still at it — why last night at dinner, he said "pass the salt," intrinsically apologizing for the blandness of American steaks. When will the oppression stop?!

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 2:18 pm

No amount of catsup could ever cover up the sins of a cheap flank steak. I think Noam Chomsky said that.

SorosBot October 24, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Catsup/ketchup on a steak? Ew.

Callyson October 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Babbling talking head says what now?

Incitefully_Joe October 24, 2012 at 2:08 pm

George W. Bush wasn’t acting as a private citizen, and whatever he actions he took were done in the name of the United States.

So, Jennifer Rubin is a monarchist, is what she's saying. Suddenly everything makes sense.

Edit: She also apparently sucks at writing, or has a terrible copy-editor. I'm going to assume the former, and shudder at the thought of this column before a copy-editor got ahold of it.

Dudleydidwrong October 24, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Rubin is a monarchist. Every time she lies back and takes one deep (shudder the thought!) she exclaims "For King and Country." Or could that be "cuntry"? I'll let her answer that one.

LibrarianX October 24, 2012 at 2:13 pm

To be fair, Jennifer Rubin finds the use of Velcro a challenge – and confusing.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Also, too, I believe Walking & Chewing Gum is on her resume.

Antispandex October 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Sould have just come right out and said that Bush was the worst President in history. Less confusion.

elviouslyqueer October 24, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Would someone please change Jennifer's diaper? It's full again, and starting to smell a tad rank.

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Some of that is the ghost of Ben Brantley throwing a shit fit.

Esteev October 24, 2012 at 2:19 pm

So when McConnell said that he wanted to make Obama a one-term president, what he meant was Obama should become dictator?

mrblifil October 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Jeez pretty soon Nose-Bone Watermelon "Boy" might get the idea that HE'S owed an apology. Wouldn't that be some shit?

prommie October 24, 2012 at 2:21 pm

This passage, this one right here:
"That was some gangbusters reporting, Rubes. You seriously reported the shit out of Obama’s recognition of America’s social and economic issues. You got up in that document and quoted and just fucking left it in the bed smoking a cigarette wondering if it would ever be reported like that again."
More like that, please. Maybe even some elegant bondage? Some tasteful submission is always nice, too.

FakaktaSouth October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

It's "elegant submision" and I guess then tasteful bondage. I mean, um, what?

prommie October 24, 2012 at 2:46 pm

You'll call it what I tell you to call it, if you want your treat.

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm

After reading the alt.text on that picture – is it better to slap the Robin or spank the Monkey?

PS: It wasn't a slap – it was a beauty treatment. It does, however, give Wonkette a chance to post another "Airplane!" clip.

kyeshinka October 24, 2012 at 2:22 pm

I think America should apologize for Nixon, the Ford Tempo, and Wilson Phillips' second album and just be done with it.

rickmaci October 24, 2012 at 2:23 pm

"George W. Bush wasn’t acting as a private citizen, and whatever he actions he took were done in the name of the United States."

Which makes him fully liable for his violations of US law and the Geneva Convention. And Barack Obama continues to apologize for or cover up the War Crimes of George W. Bush. As Willard Milquetoast Romoney suggested, war criminals must be arrested and turned over to the World Court so they will prosecuted for their crimes.

Radiotherapy October 24, 2012 at 2:26 pm

She even looks like Ayn Rand. What a cunt.

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Do you know how many times Mitt's security team has caught Jennifer Rubin riding one of their horses in the middle of the night with a blonde wig on? Not enough to take her off the payroll, apparently. Deleting "my husband" from her manuscripts keeps the WaPo copy editors on their toes, though.

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 2:50 pm

CK:

Remember when Condi Rice made that slip o' the tounge?

Chet Kincaid_ October 24, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Condi has a binder full of W pictures.

Tundra Grifter October 24, 2012 at 4:11 pm

And a million golden memories.

Incitefully_Joe October 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm

OMG Gadaffi-Condi-Dubya Love Triangle!

GunToting[Redacted] October 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Why is Batman wearing a disco ball?

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 3:00 pm

You're surprised that a confirmed bachelor named Bruce is fabulous?

hillarysleftone October 24, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I know who Sally Quinn had to blow to get a gig at the Post, wonder who got/gets the hummer(s) from this other fucking moron?

I can't explain her continued employment any other way…

FlownOver October 24, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Jennifer, you ignorant slut: it follows, does it not, that if anyone ever changes any of Barry's policies, that person will be "apologizing" for America.

tessiee October 24, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Jennifer Rubin should shaddup and stick to making sammiches.*
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*ya see what I did there? Rubin sammiches? Huh?

zumpie October 24, 2012 at 3:17 pm

She's such a creepy creeper—whenever she's on MSNBC my skin crawls as she opens her mouth.

Speaking of which Nepotism Cunt Luke Russert subbed for smug, not so secret Republican Chuck Todd this AM. Not only was this creepy lady part of his "panel", but also not so secret wingnut, why in the world does HuffPost give him a voice JOn Ward was, too. I turned off my TeeVee. If I want Teabagger blatherings, I can watch Faux or CNN.

brditsme October 24, 2012 at 4:06 pm

"But of course it is" is going to be my position on any argument I have, ever, from now on.

decentcitizen October 24, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Our foreign policy will be replaced with the "I regret nothing" platform of Mitt Romney.

TribecaMike October 24, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Followed an hour later by the "I neglect everything" doctrine?

mosjef October 24, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Jennifer sounds like she could use a fresh set of batteries.

ttommyunger October 24, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Jeez, talk about a stretch. She's reaching around her ample ass to scratch her elbow.

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