We think they are all bozos on that bus.As we all know from the plot of virtually every big Hollywood gangster movie ever made, when there’s a gang of loutish thugs and the head lout is removed, the remaining loutish thugs invariably turn on each other in a frenzy of loutishness and thuggery. This is apparently what is going on at rightwing internet concern following the sudden death of Andrew Breitbart on March 1 of this year, according to this juicy Buzzfeed story by McKay Coppins, which says the late lout’s “web empire” is now “plagued by an unusual degree of disorganization and rampant infighting as his disciples battle for ownership of his legacy.” Golly. No one could have seen THAT coming!

Actually, Your Wonkette didn’t, at least not quite. But our Ken Layne did at least note, in Wonkette’s initial story on the bloated bloviator’s shuffling off this mortal coil, that the remaining crew was not exactly a model of intellectual rigor:

Breitbart leaves behind a wife and four children, along with hundreds of idiotic half-literate bloggers for his various websites who share his zeal for mindlessly attacking every non-wingnut aspect of life on Earth but lack his amiable personality.

It’s not quite a prediction of a terminal fuck-tussle in the Breitbartosphere, but it’s a pretty good assessment of the remaining management team at Arkham Asylum.

So! What exciting News McNuggets does Coppins serve up regarding goings-on among successors of the Wingnut Ozymandias? Look upon these jerks, ye righties, and despair:

  • Chaos and confusion! The portrait that emerged…was one of a disorganized, downtrodden army of conservative foot soldiers eager to carry out their fallen leader’s mission, but deeply divided over how to interpret his battle plan.

    “We were running a kind of happy cult when Andrew was in charge, and when Andrew died everyone had an incentive to spin what they thought he was up to,” said one former employee. “If he knew he was going to die, I’m sure he would have called a dinner the night before and given us the tablets or something…. But he didn’t.”

  • Stars Drifting out of Breitbart Orbit… Dana Loesch, a CNN contributor who is the face of the Breitbart empire these days and its only veritable TV star, hasn’t written a post in more than a month — and one source said she has sought a job at The Daily Caller.
  • …Or Just Burning Out! A current Breitbart staffer singled out a colleague, John Nolte, who has devoted much of his time to attacking journalists on Twitter rather than moving the ball with reporting.

    “He’s capable of tremendous insight but… he’s written the same post for three years,” the colleague complained.

  • Rank Amateurishness And Sloppy Journamalism! “They don’t even know how to do basic stuff, like, what a lede is. Like, maybe you should inform your readers in the first paragraph what your story is about,” said a high-profile conservative journalist who works for another outlet.
  • Out of Touch Management! [CEO Larry] Solov, [editor-in-chief Joel] Pollak and a few others run the company from an office in L.A., but the site’s contributors are spread across the country — and many complain that the editors are all but impossible to reach.

    E-mails and phone calls go unreturned for days, two sources said, and the people at the top of the masthead are so unresponsive that one employee sent a notarized letter to inform Pollak he was quitting.

  • Editorial Interference — The Bad Kind! One reporter who eventually left the site complained that Pollak would regularly assign reported stories to advance his take on the news, and if the reporting deviated even slightly from his preferred message, he would simply rewrite the article.

    “If you investigated it and it didn’t come out in the way he wanted it, he would be upset,” said the reporter, who complained that editing sometimes introduced factual errors. Pollak denied the claim, and said most of the rewriting he does is to protect the company against potential lawsuits.

Among the True Wingnut Believers, however, the worst fear is that under the new management, has lost its cherished quality of independence, that certain loose-cannon quality that outsiders might instead call “bugfuck-crazy irresponsibility,” as seen in the Shirley Sherrod smear or the Anthony Weiner dickopalooza. With the death of Breitbart himself, the site “lost a media savant… [who understood] how a good stunt, or a sophisticated prank could drive national news cycles for days.” In short, without the head clown, the circus just isn’t all that much fun anymore:

He was a partisan prankster with a knack for showmanship whose self-awareness and sense of humor endeared him to the press, and helped his scoops go national. These days, the only time reporters pay attention to Breitbartians is when they’re clicking the “block” button on Twitter.


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  • BadKitty904

    Lard of the Flies…

    • Generation[redacted]

      Piggy is still dead.

    • tessiee

      Sucks to your assmar.

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Or Flies on the Lardass? Nahh, he's wormfood…lots and lots of wormfood.

  • I went back in time four hours to post this at Wonkville…

    • Doktor Zoom

      Ha! Got ya this time! I started "writing" this last night! (OK, copy-pasting, but still….)

      • Oh yea? Well….well….well, I read the first draft at mill last night after working 26 hours!

        • Luxury!

        • Esteev

          Do they have any openings???

    • …Einstein has a sad. Or would it be had a sad or perhaps will have a sad? These times are a changin'.

      • Einstein wioll haven be a sad, according to Dr. Dan Streetmentioner

        • sullivanst

          Are you sure you shouldn't use the future semi-conditionally modified subinverted plagal past subjunctive intentional?

          • Well, I would, except Einstein would have to travel into the future in order for the past to become prologue.

  • Fare la Volpe

    I've had it with these motherfucking ponies in this motherfucking mommy blog!

    • Loch_Nessosaur

      (Flicks knife) Ya got something against Bronies.

      • Say, how come there are never any black ponies?

        • Shypixel

          Because only white people have so little culture that they turn to animated kids shows?

          • doloras

            What, so all the black kids are watching reruns of Huey Newton speeches?

        • BadKitty904

          There is, at least, a rainbow pony…

        • elviouslyqueer


        • Doktor Zoom
          • Oh, sure, she *says* there's no race, but….all the colours of the rainbow AND WHITE are represented.

          • Dok,

            I'm starting to think you need to get out more.

            Love ya,


          • Doktor Zoom

            I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm perfectly fine.

            In fact, I'm PONYRIFFIC!!!! Muffins for everyone!

          • C_R_Eature

            Well I, for one, have really warmed up tho the whole MLP idea and now think it's Cleverly Ironic. Also, you've opened my eyes to the world of the Brony. A thing I would never have imagined. Therefore, I feel I need to return the favor.

            Behold: My Little Cephalopony.

        • Terry

          Because black and white people tend to watch different things on TV when they're totally wasted?

        • MissTaken

          There's a zebra named Zacora. She's the half-breed muslin of Ponyville.

          • Fare la Volpe

            Something tells me Soros is to blame for this.

          • SorosBot

            Other way around; she's roped me into the pony thing. However if she starts quoting Buffy too then you can blame me.

          • Fare la Volpe


          • MissTaken

            he is :)

          • SorosBot

            Aw, thanks hon.

          • But does she, like our half-black, half-white President, identify as black?

            I don't think so!

          • bikerlaureate

            Both sides were against her
            since the day she was born.

        • VodkaGoGo

          There's a grey one but of course that's the one that has to drive the bus.

        • Grokenstein

          They do. She's called Zecora and she's hugely popular. She's a zebra who segregates herself deep in the jungle in a hut filled with African masks and bubbling cauldrons and she speaks in rhyme and wears an assload of gold and
          OH MY GOD

      • finallyhappy

        I had to ask a 13 year old girl at Dragon Con to explain what a Bronie was. I do not get it but I never got my Little Pony even when my daughter had some.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Brony orgy me thinks.

    • Did you know they were Tea Partiers?

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    And here I thought the “bugfuck-crazy irresponsibility” would be self perpetuating. Go figure.

  • HRH_Maddie

    Breitbart really gave that place a shred of credibility. Without him it just feels more like a sham news site. A Wonkette, if you will.

    • ttommyunger

      Without the humor part.

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      What credibility? During the Sherrod incident fatty pretty much said he doesn't have any ethics or morals…just a fat, bitter, racially incensed attack dog. Like Limblob minus the Oxycontin and naked Dominican slave-boys.

  • “He’s capable of tremendous insight but… he’s written the same post for three years,” the colleague complained.

    Patience, my friend. He has to look up a lot of words to check their spelling.

    • Doktor Zoom

      As someone who scans stuff from Christianist textbooks every weekend, I am not going to comment on that particular criticism of Mr. Nolte.

  • That illustration is very misleading. IRL, all of the Breitbots are Derpy.

    • CommieLibunatic

      Uh… hmm, I dunno. At least Derpy means well.

    • MonkeyBiz

      I don't even watch MLP:FIM, and I'm insulted on Derpy's behalf.

  • Shypixel

    My God Man! All the ponies! It's getting worse!

  • emmelemm

    a terminal fuck-tussle

    See, in general, a fuck-tussle doesn't sound so bad; kinda fun, in fact. (Unless, of course, it's terminal.)

    • BadKitty904

      A happy-go-lucky fuck-tussle?

    • Shypixel

      I might accept a terminal fuck-tussle, depending on who was offering…

      • HistoriCat

        And … we're back to Lindsay Lohan. Full circle, people!

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      I think I'd prefer the backbiting fuck-tussle.

    • I always thought a terminal fuck-tussle was the position on the lower end of the fuck-tussle.

      • emmelemm

        You mean the back of the Human Centipede?

    • Gleem McShineys

      First rule about fuck-tussle club…

    • When Granny wants to buy a new hat, she goes to Bugtussle. When Jed wants to get laid, he goes to Fucktussle.

  • They don’t even know how to do basic stuff, like, what a lede is. Like, maybe you should inform your readers in the first paragraph what your story is about

    Or maybe post facts. Or check sources. Or check facts. Or type fast. Or interview someone instead of posting press releases. Or…

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Or write with even an inkling of logic…or not seem like deeply upset, identity confused douchecanoes whose only guiding force is outrage over the lack of a constant celebration of white privilege, white prestige and white superiority on the left. It seems like the quickest way to achieve blood to the face with a winger (aside from saying Obama has accomplished any good including being alive) is to insult white people, rich people and evangelical Christians. It's like the whole party is that douchey yokel who slapped Sidney Poitier in "In the Heat of the Night" for not being sufficiently "yes massa" with his inbred asshole self.

  • Lucidamente1

    "One thing Breitbart's followers do agree on," added Coppins, "is that young Riley Waggaman is eminently gropeable."

  • elviouslyqueer

    So what you're really saying, Dok, is that Breitbart is here. Amirite?

    • Terry

      I'm not clicking that link for a million dollars. Or five million dollars if Trump is involved.

    • tracyhasfun

      I know better…and I click it anyway.

    • My life has been improved by blindly clicking on that, thanks.

    • Geminisunmars

      Somebody was very proud.

    • Esteev

      Healthy. Girthy. Overall: An excellent specimen.

    • Agh! Why oh why did I click?

  • Giveusabob

    Garth Brooks was brielfy the alter-ego indie rocker of moderate acclaim Chris Gaines. Since I can't recall having seen both Breitbart and Brooks in the same room together, might one assume Brooks has again returned to his true self, having completed his mission?

    • tessiee

      I'm pretty sure there are more than two pasty-faced, pudgy schlubs in Wingnutland.

  • You know who else's "cult of personality" collapsed after his entirely timely demise?

    • Mickey Mantle?

    • Fare la Volpe

      Walt Disney?

    • MissTaken

      Jimmy Savile?

    • Callyson

      Ayn Rand?

    • rickmaci

      Richard III?

    • AlterNewt

      Marjoe Gortner?

    • BadKitty904

      Sun Myung Moon? Oh, wait…

    • mrpuma2u

      David Koresh?

    • Sidney Applebaum?

    • GlowneyHouse

      Reverend Jim Jones?

    • LesBontemps

      Herbert W. Armstrong?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Living Colour?

    • VodkaGoGo

      Vince Foster?

    • Esteev

      Jimmy Hoffa?

    • bobbert

      Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

    • SorosBot

      God-Emperor Leto Atreides II?

      • Doktor Zoom

        Or for that matter, Frank Herbert, seeing as how his offspring have fucked over the franchise….

        • SorosBot

          Now be fair; Kevin J. Anderson bears as much fault for fucking over the franchise as Herbert the Lesser.

          • You see, I knew to stay away from that after seeing what Brian did to the Destination Void series first. Totally worthless ending to Herbert's other great series.

    • HelmutNewton

      L. Ron Hubbard?

    • kingofmeh

      they didn't really collapse. i mean, they spent some time hanging around after he died.

    • Gleem McShineys

      Sarah Palin

      Oh, wait, "too soon."

      • HistoriCat

        Not soon enough.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Emperor Norton?

  • the people at the top of the masthead are so unresponsive that one employee sent a notarized letter to inform Pollak he was quitting.

    Errr, if the intent was to be read, wouldn't a certified letter work better?

    • Giveusabob

      I'm guessing a singing bellygram might be more effective. Especially if you can get them to do COD.

    • SavageDrummer

      You're talking about an ex breitbarter here… I'd be shocked if it wasn't smeared with poop first…

    • Terry

      What about spelled out in lines of coke on the belly of an underaged prostitute, gender negotiable.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      "Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!"

      "Ex Lax candygram for"

  • Yellerdawg

    They will schism. One sect will end up worshiping BB's cousin and his descendants, the others will worship different leaders. Eventually, they will attack each other's pilgrimages and funerals, then just start to blow things up pretty much randomly. Oh yeah, and don't ever draw a Breitbart cartoon.

    • Estproph

      But only after one of them posts 95 ridiculous rantings on the front page.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      I'm more than OK with that as long as they have no control of any useful natural resources.

    • tessiee
  • HRH_Maddie

    But just so I'm clear, Breitbart is still dead, right?

    • rickmaci

      Nobody reported seeing the wooden stake in his heart so I am sticking with "allegedly dead Breitbart."

      • LesBontemps

        I'm gonna believe he's dead because it makes the world a better place.

        • Generation[redacted]

          "If you believe in Dead Breitbart, clap your hands!"

        • MonkeyBiz

          Saying "Andrew Breitbart was a terrible person, and in his death he has made the world a better place than he did in life." was what got me banned from Gawker.

          • They get a bit touchy over there.

          • shelwood46

            Not anymore. They put in the world's worst commenting system and seem to have no way to ban anyone ever now. The wingnuts and stormfronters figured this out and invaded. It is truly a shithole at this point.

  • BornInATrailer

    How many Pollaks does it take to slant the news?

  • Ghost Breitbart’s ‘Happy Cult’ Degenerates Into Sad Mess Of Confusion And Backbiting

    You say "degenerates", I say "raises their journalistic standards".

    Potato, potahto.

  • Crank_Tango

    Well, on the bright side, Breitfart died in the gutter like a common crackwhore.

    • Dr. Matt

      That's a disservice to common crackwhores.

    • Terry

      More like a disease ridden wharf rat.

      • zumpie

        Very insulting to disease ridden wharf rats.

        I'm good with comparing him to roaches or pigeons, though

        • Fare la Volpe

          Don't. The roaches and pigeons have great unions.

    • Tequila Mockingbird

      Breitbart, I served with common crackwhores. I knew common crackwhores. Common crackwhores were friends of mine. Breitbart, you're no common crackwhore.

    • MissTaken

      I feel sorry for the gutter.

    • Wile E. Quixote

      Not true, unlike Andrew Breitbart the average common crackwhore doesn't have a frothy mix of semen from at least 12 different men, ground up oxycontin and Adderall tablets, Four Loko and Taco Bell Dorito Tacos in their stomachs when they expire, it's pretty much just crack and jism.

  • MacRaith

    “If he knew he was going to die, I’m sure he would have called a dinner the night before and given us the tablets or something…. But he didn’t.”

    And, of course, the fact that Breitbart didn't know he was going to die is proof that he was killed on Obama's orders. Hillary Clinton probably did the actual deed.

    • BadKitty904

      You know what *other* cult was started by someone being handed tablets?

      • Fare la Volpe


        • LesBontemps

          The AMA?

      • natl_[redacted]_cmdr


      • doloras


    • Well, they obviously swallowed tablets they got from someone.

  • Dr. Matt

    God I miss Breitbart, said no one.

    • BadKitty904

      "An empty cab pulled up to the curb and Andrew Breitbart got out…"

    • Gorillionaire

      His coke dealer. Maybe.

  • Callyson has described BuzzFeed as "a left-wing rag;" has turned our editor's name into a verb, "Bensmithing," meant to describe a sophisticated form of journalistic malpractice in which damaging facts about Democrats are reported as a means of covering them up…

    We had to disclose the facts to hide them.


    • Fare la Volpe

      How does…what the…I mean that…fuck.

      • Come one, Fare, it's all ball bearings now days. If you report the facts, there is no cover up, so there is nothing to report. It's like how Obama said 24 hours that we would not bend to terror, or told CBS the next day that the attack on Benghazi was more than a unorganized mob. Clearly he said this to make sure that the cover up succeeded.

    • Esteev

      The logic is sound. But the execution seems risky.

    • MonkeyBiz

      The first one is rather nutty, but there is truth in the second; just not the truth the Breitbart Army thinks there is.

      See, reporting damaging facts about Democrats is viewed as a way of establishing false credibility. By being able to point and go "Look, we go after Democrats too!", you're establishing non-left wing credibility.

      Of course, that all goes out the window as soon as you report regular old non-controversial facts that disagree with what the Breitbart Army agrees on, or print something damaging about a Republican. Then you're just another partisan hack.

      So really, the only answer is to continue to print damaging stuff about both parties in the hopes that the non-bugfuck crazy one will change, and the other will die off.

  • edgydrifter

    This is what Conservative Jonestown looks like when the leader expires ahead of schedule. Everybody is arguing about what flavor Kool-Aid to use and nobody remembered to pick up paper cups at the store on their way to Guyana.

  • asterixaverni

    What is with the fucking ponies?

    …“bugfuck-crazy irresponsibility,”

    I've been hoping that his website would really explode with the insanity after his death. That another bat-shit crazy asshole would emerge and take his place on the Throne of Dumbfuck, but sadly that hasn't happened. Probably won't. He may have been the only functional pyscho in the land of the insane.

  • sophisticated prank

    I don't think "sophisticated" means what they think it means.

    • I don't know, when I think sophisticated, I think dildos and clichéd pimp outfits.

      • Esteev

        You and me both, Lionel.

    • bikerlaureate

      The idea of stunts or pranks driving "national news cycles for days” was irritating… until I remembered that the media being manipulated is much more interested in a horse race to drive ad revenue than anything resembling "news".

    • tessiee

      "I don't think "sophisticated" means what they think it means."

      Given their intellect, my best guess would be "remembering to run away after ringing the doorbell, instead of just standing on the doorstep with their mouths hanging open".

  • Estproph

    Like hillbillies fighting for the last piece of cornpone…

    • Dudleydidwrong

      …or over who gets to sleep with sister tonight.

    • MonkeyBiz

      My uncle (a New Yorker) refers to my sister and I (both native Hoosiers) as his Cornpone Niece and Nephew. In fact, when writing him emails, I sign them "CPN".

      No real relevance, other than this is the second place I've heard the word "cornpone" used, the first being from my uncle.

    • dr_giraud

      Goddamnit Jethro, you done et ALL the possum pie.

  • elviouslyqueer

    But Breitbart is still dead, right?

    Good. Just checking.

    DEIT: Damn you, HRH_Maddie!

  • Oblios_Cap

    “plagued by an unusual degree of disorganization and rampant infighting as his disciples battle for ownership of his legacy.”

    Damn. Jesus' disciples didn't start that sort of thing for a couple of centuries.

    • BadKitty904


    • doloras

      Yeah they did. Within ten years Paul was on the scene and wrestling for control with Peter and Jesus's brother James.

      • Oblios_Cap

        Still longer than AB's followers.

    • evodevo1

      What doloras said – didn't take long LOL !!

      • Oblios_Cap

        I guess I've forgotten a lot of my church history in the 40 years since I stopped going.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    They don’t even know how to do basic stuff, like, what a lede is. Like, maybe you should inform your readers in the first paragraph what your story is about

    Or don't give a fuck anyway, and just print what your hot little angry hands say first. Ghost was probly all like: "Get me those five goddamn thousand page views, or vote for Obama out of your cardboard box!!"

  • Oblios_Cap

    the site “lost a media savant

    He wasn't even an idiot savant. Just an idiot.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Chaos Ponies!

  • Can I have some Schadenfreude sauce with my News McNuggets?

  • MissTaken

    Never let Derpy Hooves drive the bus, and never let Breitbart's Ghost drive your career.

  • cousinitt

    Breitbart married the daughter of Orson Bean. Orson's father George, helped to found the ACLU. Orson appeared on To Tell the Truth teevee game show. Sadly, the corrupt lawyers at the ACLU stopped our hero from uncovering the truth before Breitbart could stumble to the next gay bar to use the pay telephone and call in his Pulitzer Prize winning expose of whatever it was he was going to write when he was assassinated by a lethal injection of cholesterol.

    • asterixaverni

      I think the goddamn ponies took him out.

    • Doktor Zoom

      See, I thought that was going to end with something about Breitbart getting divorced due to his pathological inability To Tell the Truth.

    • We played TTTT when I was a kid. I was Orson, and I still call my brother Bud (Collier).

    • Orson Bean also voiced Frodo in that hideous Bakshi Rankin-Bass television version of LotR.

      (edited to correct for serious stoneage in the late 70s)

  • Goonemeritus

    “These days, the only time reporters pay attention to Breitbartians is when they’re clicking the “block” button on Twitter”

    Speaking of which you know what would improve Intense Debate, a block follower option.

    • Rotundo_

      Given what a roiling clusterfuck ID is, the thought of someone trying to add a feature and mess with code that already is buggier than a Tiajuana cathouse sends a real cold shot up my spine. It would probably blow up the internets.

  • zumpie

    1. Always happy to hear about Puggies crashing and burning and revealing their asses

    2. While I'm sorry poor, sweet Fluttershy looks so scared (though I'm sure Dashie will save her in the nick of time, as always), it looks Spike's gonna buy the farm. Getting him off my screen would make me very, very happy.

    • BadKitty904

      I'm seeing the words, but I'm not comprehending them…

  • Tundra Grifter

    "… rampant infighting as his disciples battle for ownership of his legacy."

    As in?

    "You take it!"

    "Hell no! I'd rather live on a toxic waste dump. It's yours!"

    "Oh no you don't! You can't stick me with that pile of crap! I don't want it!"

    "No way! You promised us you would take it!"


  • proudgrampa

    So how does Riley feel about all this?

    • Esteev


  • sullivanst

    So, the corpse is starting to disintegrate? Sorry, wingnuts, looks like his chance at beatification is gone.

    • BadKitty904

      I dunno. I've been watching "Walking Dead" and…

    • MonkeyBiz

      So long as there is still enough muscle and tendon attached to those bones, they will shamble on. There's an army of zombie right-wing media sites out there.

  • TribecaMike

    Reassuring to know that being a high-functioning alcoholic needn't effect one's leadership abilities. Now if I can only get my business parter/wife to fall for that yarn.

  • HarryButtle

    Hey, what's with the little dinosaur on the pony bus (bottom left corner)? And the little alligator-thing (same corner)? I was led to believe that this pony club was exclusive…

    • BadKitty904

      Plus the angry bunny in the back? And WHO THREW THAT CUPCAKE?!?!

    • TribecaMike

      Doktor Zoom has a long history of heresy.

    • MissTaken

      Spike is Twilight Sparkle's baby dragon assistant and Gummy (the baby alligator) is Pinkie Pie's pet. It's okay, though, he has no teeth.

      I need help.

      • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

        No you don't. Why did they attack the bus driver?

        • bobbert

          And why is the driver wearing a winged cupcake on his/her/its hat?

    • banana_bread

      Gummy the alligator is Pinkie Pie's pet. Spike the baby dragon is Twilight Sparkle's unpaid intern.

      Stop staring at me, I have a five-year-old daughter.

      …okay fine, and I like the show. It's wacky!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    This is EXACTLY like when Mrs. Garrett left The Fact Of Life.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      And when Richie left "Happy Days"

      • Doktor Zoom

        Or when "Cousin Oliver" moved in with the Bradys. Or the Partridges, I don't remember and am too lazy to google it.

        • SorosBot

          Even Oliver wasn't as much of show destroyer as the similarly-named Olivia on The Cosby Show.

  • BornInATrailer

    I'm not a Brony hater because that would be far too trendy. But I think we need to pump the brakes on the Ponies.

  • widestanceromance

    And I bet every tile surface in the restrooms has been razor-scratched to rubble by now. Once the coke residue + dried sweat was gone, they simply kept snorting porcelain dust. Now that's gone and it's getting ugly.

  • mbobier

    Self-awareness? On the part of Andrew Breitbart? I think not.

  • banana_bread

    For the record, I love the ponies. And the popcorn.gif-worthy post.

  • Given that most Conservative bloggers just make shit up, and then repeat the shit that other Conservative bloggers made up ("Apology Tour," Birth Certificate, etc. etc.), how is this any different than normal?

  • mbobier

    I do so enjoy the chomping, smacking sounds of the wingnuts eating their own young.

  • mavenmaven

    Breitbart? That was SO 2011.

  • 102415

    I just want to know when I stop getting stalked.

  • Worst. Bukkake. Gathering. Evar.

  • Trinket

    I never imagined I would actually miss Andrew Breitbart.

    • bobbert

      Neither did I. And I don't.

  • glamourdammerung

    Is any of this different than when Breitbart was alive?

  • You had me at "amiable personality."

  • TribecaMike

    This is the Devil's revenge for having to come in contact with that shitheel Breitbart.

  • C_R_Eature

    Andy Breitbart's dead but I'm not.

    Marylin Monroe is So Hot.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Sort of like the decline of National Review after Buckley kicked the bucket. (I know Buckley was actually smart and stuff, but death has sort of a leveling effect.)

  • BoroPrimorac

    Breitbarts = The type of diarreah that sprays out of your ass when you have a wine hangover.

  • LibrarianX

    "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right…"

  • Andrew Breitbart's death was called "sudden"?
    My adjective of choice would have been "overdue"

  • shelwood46

    Nolte was in a twitter stream I was following during the debates. Every single tweet made me want to hunt him down and punch him in the face while screaming, "Die, clueless idiot!!"

    With votes.

  • ttommyunger

    Even fleas have enough sense to jump off of a dead host.

  • chascates

    Just imagine if that had happened to a certain alleged historical religious figure.

  • I See Dead Trolls

    Hi! I’m here from the future to report that Breitbart evolved into a retarded echo chamber of Donald Trump sycophants. Why Donald Trump, you ask? Because the failed real estate megalomaniac and odious reality-show star became the Republican candidate for president in 2016. I am not making this up! And — hold onto yourselves — he was defeated in the 2016 national election by…Hillary Clinton! Consider yourselves fortunate to be living in the year 2012. It has gotten much worse. You just might want to kill yourselves now.

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