We have decided, without any evidence whatsoever (SOUND FAMILIAR?), that this story about Barack Obama being a total black drug dealer is the one Donald Trump is October Surprising tomorrow. How do we know this? WE DO NOT. But it does say “Trumped-Up Charges” right there in Radar’s headline, and that is what we in the biz like to call “a hint.” Let us learn more about your boyfriend, America’s Drug Dealer in Chief!
What you got, Radar?
A man claiming to be a close pal to President Obama during college made contact with Republican operatives recently, ready to go public with claims that Obama used and sold cocaine in college, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
The operatives tried to spread the story through the media and the Romney campaign, a source close to the situation told Radar. [...]
“The people he is involved with have produced other credible information that is damaging to national Democratic figures in the past few years.”
Operatives close to the Romney campaign were contacted and rejected the information, the source told Radar.
Sadly, the Romney camp was like “nah mang” but happily Donald Trump (presumably) was like FUK YEH. So that is all very interesting, Barack Obama getting schoolchildren hooked on drugs (most likely), but what we really want to know is what was the “other credible information that [was] damaging to national Democratic figures in the past few years”?
- Democrat Mark Foley liked boys.
- Democrat Darrell Issa loves to commit arson.
- Democrat Duke Cunningham loves to go to prison.
SCOOPED!
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He was probably in league with the British Royal Family.
—Lyndon La Rouche
Holy shit, don't even mention him. The LaRouchites will be in here like lightning, and that's an infestation that lingers.
Whatever happened to those nutbags, anyhow? They've sort of vanished from the radar screens; either they've gone stealth, or crashed and burned.
They're still around but they just don't have the crazy going on like they did before. I think most of the crazy people have migrated to the Republican party.
Democrat Larry Craig has a wide stance.
And no romance.
There ain't no time for roma… ICWYDT!
Tap, tap, tap. . .
…I'm going to look for another bathroom…
Not without finance–girlfriend's got bills to pay.
As much as I dislike George Will, I will always thank him for giving us the perfect description of The Donald: Bloviating ignoramus.
I'm waiting for Wonkette to jump on George Will's reference to Romney and Obama last night as "a couple of Nellies." Diane Sawyer had perhaps her most likable moment ever when she did a spit take, turned to the camera and requested that any mail concerning George Will's comments be sent directly to Will himself.
That's hardly the best Donald description. Here's a few of my favs without attribution because I'm fucking lazy.
A gold plated, walking, tweeting, phallic symbol
Ginormous dickhead
The combover in chief
Captain Overcompensation McSmall Dick
Where's the love for short-fingered vulgarian?
I thought "short-fingered vulgarian" was Rahm's nickname.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdphzxz64BY
5:00 mark Obama makes fun of Rahm's missing middle finger.
First paragraph of this post. Comes from Spy Magazine.
Looks like a brisket left in the Death Valley sun topped with a road kill rat.
Speaking of the war on drugs, when will Mitt Rmoney and Donald Trump give up their addictions to spray-on tans? It's not cool, guys.
Skin cancer is people too, also.
They are jealous of Obama's tan.
Last night, on both my computer monitor and my television, Romney's skin appeared to be the same color as the President's. Perhaps it's an effort to deny that the teabaggers are racist.
Oooh, this guy must've read Obama's book.
I bet it's the same guy that claimed to be giving (or was it getting?) BJs in the back of a limo with Barry, like about this time in 2008.
So anyway, meh. Reruns.
Yeah, meh.
This is SO 2008.
(I knew the Donald was a dickhead, but I didn't know then what a HUGE dickhead he really was!)
The informant was George W Bush. Black guys can get you the best coke, heh heh.
And that's not ALL they can do!
/ wink wink /
Why did you have to post that picture of a bleeding hemorrhoid now? I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Democrat Richard Nixon used dirty tricks against Republican George McGovern.
And that dirty Dem Dick also bombed the shit out of Cambodia and Laos without telling the American public.
Woah woah woah….hold the phone! You don't know your wingnuts, mem….it goes like this: Democrat Richard Nixon used dirty tricks against Communist Party candidate George McGovern (whom Ronald Reagan later secretly assassinated in 1980 while scaring Ayatollah Khomeini to release thems hostages with his old man powers to keep 'Merika safe) while good Republican George Wallace got shot by a psycho-hippy-communist angry black man named Barack Hussein Obama.
I'll never forget how the US let the Ayatollah elect our next president.
(Yes, I'm THAT old!)
Yes…the media does love its horse-races…I think it's interesting that recent study which demonstrates exactly what effect this bullshit has on shaping perceptions RIGHT after a debate. I mean, Bamz wasn't at his best in debate 1, but the liberal side of the media, forget the wingnut side was treating him like he made fart sounds with his mouth. In 2004 Dubya was MUCH, MUCH worse in debate 1 and yet the media wasn't nearly as apoplectic in dismissing his performance. There's no secret as to how the Rombot got its bounce…
A trump in the rump produces copious amounts of santorum.
From that pink shirt I’m guessing Mr. Trump Bombshell has to do with how Barry has enriched his personal fantasy life.
You know he's in his spank bank…
Didn't Trump finance some of his buildings by selling drugs or am I thinking of that guy John DeLorean?
No…he sold hair. That's why he wears a dead squirrel on his head now…because he loves Merikan freedumz and independenzes and also bootstrappin' so much he'd rather sell his amazing lions mane of hair thereby going bald rather than accept any gubmint handouts, of course.
You're thinking of Charles Keating, bro.
I seem to recall that DeLorean tried to prop up his car company with cocaine sales.
I heard that Obama smoked the weed once, too. And totes inhaled.
"Because that was the point."
Oh helllllz yeahhhh
…and Democrat John Edwards loves strange.
(edited to be less of a 7th grader)
Ain't that just the best descriptor of Rielle Hunter you ever did she? Strange, indeed.
I clicked on that Radar link and after reading the comments I feel icky. Thanks.
Never read the comments. Ever. It is scary out there.
Never get out of the Wonkette. Absolutely goddamn right.
O, that Noble Romney campaign, scorning a DEALER of rumors, and knowing in goode faith that none of their conservative comrades & SuperPACs would darest CRACK their foundations by working with such BASE rogues. Hast ever a candidate been as pure as the driven SNOW?
But does he have any cocaine now?
Well…DOES HE?!
Ya know, the fact that I'm out? That's the bad thing about cocaine.
He didn't for the first debate, but then he stocked up.
I think the bombshell is that Donald Trump hasn't been in the headlines for a while, and wants attention.
Our respectable, traditional media won't feed the troll. They're above such machinations. Gosh, it's a beautiful October-surprise day in Amercia.
Yes…and they surely won't stoop to repeating Steve Schmidt's bullshit instead of admitting that Romney is a fucking cynical, principle-free and calculating chameleon weathervane who spent 4 years criticizing EVERY foreign policy decision of Bamz until last night when he SUDDENLY jumped on board with everything Bamz has done. Certainly the media would actually portray a Republican as having unbelievably lousy character since they love repeating GOP memes about Democrats…oh, Romney "helped" himself with that performance MSN? I stand corrected…
Steve really sounded desperate last night, didn't he? Why does he still carry water for the GOTP? They obviously won't give him a decent job or he wouldn't be at MSNBC with the other pandering reject Michael Steele.
True…want to know what else pissed me off about that debacle? Well…Tweety ripping Schmidt a new asshole for saying his phony crap was funny but the standards Republicans have to abide by versus Democrats. Every Republican candidate since Raygun gets a "Reagan Pass" which amounts to "he spelled his own name correctly minus prompter? Okay he's presidential material" I mean Miffed is an eastern establishment blue blood…his father was the CEO of AMC and a governor; Miffed is well educated and articulate…there's no reason that shit performance should have been given kudos. Bamz conversely came from the lower-middle class and yet Miffed gets told he "did well" when he obviously didn't just because he didn't pick his nose on national teevee? What the fuck is that shit? This lust for a horserace shit is getting really old…
Bamz got torn apart by the media for being lazy in the first debate establishing Mitt-mentum (thank you fuckheads great and small especially Ed Schultz and Tweety) and Miffed was so lousy and ill-prepared for this last debate he kept dragging out his same five talking points on the economy from debates 1 and 2…and his shit didn't get jumped for it. Pisses me off…the complete lack of fairness and equal treatment in this media narrative.
Omarosa wore it better?
So, do I understand this correctly? This story is such bullshit that Romney doesn't want it, FOX doesn't want it … but it's not too crazy for Donald, AKA Boy Blunder? I'm a little sad he didn't run for pres … the hair jokes alone would have been worth it.
Donald just thinks that Mitt and Fox can't handle the truth.
Let's hope its so batshit crazy that it finally destroys the remaining tatters of The Donald's reputation.
Maybe he has video of Obama and Hillary rolling up the real birth certificate to do some lines.
Silly, they use the Constitution do do lines of coke.
It never will. As long as he can roll up a $20, someone will do him a solid and stick a microphone in his face once in a while.
Wouldnt read too much into the romney doesnt want it assertion. He would use surrogates to break a salacious story anyway.
Buy From Barack!
Finally the Obama hermaphrodite story comes out.
So does that mean he could have the butt sechs with himself?
Yes, while facing Mecca.
Holy shit!
I read that as "while facing Macaca." lol
Needz moar YUUGE and "the blahs" to make a real impact
OMG U GUISE OBUMMER IS TOTES BLACK!!!
This is how I picture how any "intelligence" is communicated in the Trump camp.
"Barack Obama getting schoolchildren hooked on drugs (most likely)"
Now he just wants to get all Americans addicted to welfare.
Trump breaking news that black kid allowed into elite universtiy!!!
I'm not sure anyone here is insane enough to guess at what The Donald will bust out with tomorrow.
Forged records from Columbia U?
Bamz *isn't* part Native American?
I said God Elect, God Elect the pusher man!
Hoyt Axton is smiling down on you from heaven.
I had never seen a living, breathing colostomy bag before. Does it always wear white on pink?
Yes, because brown goes well with either.
Barack's white great granddad bayonetted Mitten's great granddad in France during WWI over who got to do blow off Barbara Bush's breasts.
What did I just say, huh? Huh?
Did you get stuck in the "must be approved" queue? And were you a smart-ass about John Edwards? Because I was. And my post is missing….
Thank god, no. I'm trying to link to my comment from earlier today when I said that Bammers is handing out fat baggies of weed for votes. But Intense Debate doesn't like comment links when the comments for a post run more than a single page. Dammit.
What did you say about sleazy John Edwards that tripped up your comment?
That he loves ussypay.
I'm still waiting for news that the Donald was caught in flagrante delicto with a non-consenting llama. Because at least that would be more believable than this bullshit "bombshell."
Pics, or….no…changed my mind.
Its completely beleivable that the Llama did not consent. What llama would?
The Donald is a birther. This is going to be about Obama "disappearing" in college, a week or two were the guy doesn't remember seeing him, and thus Obama has to be a secret Kenyan muslin.
Who the hell didn't sell drugs in college?
Neglected plant containers in college libraries can be great places to grow a little medicinal weed. Errr,… a friend told me that.
I tried to deal, but I was my own best customer. By the same logic, I will never own a bar.
Ditto.
You [and I, quite frankly] will never own a bar for more than one day, you mean?
I refuse to call Trumpers the Comic Insult Human by his name "The Donald." That would imply that he was the greatest Donald ever. Not a chance:
1. Mister Duck
2. Mister O'Connor
3. Mister Sutherland
The best I could do for Trumpers is "A Donald."
And definitely not "el Donaldo." There is only one hombre who can fill that name.
HALF Black Drug Dealer. Trump can't get anything right.
Might as well be full-on blah.
Since when has half-black ever been anything in America?
Democrat David Vitter has a thing going with New Orleans prostitutes.
Democrat John Ensign allegedly coerced a married office worker for sex.
Democrat Scott DesJarlais pressured his mistress to get an abortion.
Democrat Eric Cantor and 7 other Democrats went on a drunken skinny dip in the Jordan River while on a Congressional junket to Israel.
This is fun.
I'm surprised the headline wasn't "White Powder!"
For the illiterate Amercian public, that would slightly read as if Romney was racist.
Cocaine is the drug of choice on Wall Street. Great work, Trumpy.
Didn't Megyn Kelly's husband write a "novel" about that?
Must be some real good shit for him to have married that harpy.
When he popped the question, there were obviously going to be some questions, about the questions.
I remember the original version of this movie, when it was one of Clinton's college roommate saying the same thing. That one bombed at the box office. But hey, with the fabulous, always Klassy Trump name behind this one, its sure to do boffo biz, huh?
OT, but how is it possible we don't yet have a story about Mann Coulter tweeting Wonkette's favorite word?
It's in Wonkville.
Does anybody know what the purpose of Wonkville is? I mean, it's like Wonkette, but without the clever write-up by the editors, and with just about zero clever comments. I don't get it; guess I must have missed the roll-out.
It makes the editors' jobs easier. They don't have to hunt for stories when they have Wonkvillians doing it for them! Open-sourced snark!
Cuts down on the email tips, probably.
Articles occasionally appear on the main site after they have been posted at Wonkville, the tips section seems to be more of a black hole.
A lesser -known 'Cocaine Blues' for your pleasure.
Luke Jordan
"The doctor say 'quit it' but he didn't say when."
I suspect his "bombshell" will be that Obama did it in the conservatory with the candlestick.
This will only make me think less of him if he cut it with flour.
Or baby laxative.
only the finest Kenyan rat poison
Chump's bombshell is that President Obama is a Blah?
Who knew?
Is it wrong of me to harbor a fantasy that all of those New Yorkers who got kicked out of their places so that Donald Trump could condo-ize Manhattan will one day hunt him down and eat him?
This would mean that Obama does have business experience!
And understands the problems faced by job creators who are buried under an avalanche of government regulations.
Like visits from the police?
Police= Armed unionized government bureaucrats!
He's a job creator!
So if Barry is our Drug Dealer in Chief, does that make The Donald our national Douchebag in Chief…or is that Chief Douchebag.
Just to be clear; this is supposed to be a reason to vote AGAINST Obama?
Hook me up, Mr. President!
I'm still betting on Obama being the clone of Malcolm X.
Malcolm XI?
The Donald is a pooper scooper?
Why is Trump wearing a pink dickie?
Hey, Mr. Policeman, please don't take my stuff
It cost me a 20 dollar bill & it's probably not enough
to get me through Election Day…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf9Wemly5pU
Wait — a blah guy with POWDER cocaine and not crack?
Dog whistling: They need a refresher.
Don't be hasty! We haven't said it isn't crack.
He was an ELITIST drug dealer. duh.
It was probably "freebase" even. Ooh! Fancy!
Ooh! Something that takes too long and wastes perfectly good blow!
Or, uh, so someone once told me back in the 80s.
Paging Dr. Corsi, Dr. Jerome Corsi… The crazy is about to start without you. Please get in touch with Golden Member before it's too late to get in on the action.
Still waiting for the Larry Sinclair* scandal to hit.
*snorted coke and had gay sex with Obamer
In the back of a limo and in fancy hotels, no less. How uppity!
This just cements his belief in the free enterprise system and should be a boon to his campaign.
never suspected
Next Trump is going to say he murdered a hooker while out to grab a gallon of chocolate milk.
Omar from The Wire is based on Obama's "community organizing activities" in Chicago.
Omar comin', yo!
Tomorrow, The Donald is gonna drop the news equivlent of a 20 gallon trash bag full of crack out of the second floor of a vacant Baltimore row house right at our feet.
Chalky!!!
"These my daddy's tools."
(Such a bad ass.)
Barack Obama: Entrepreneur.
He sold that.
He laid that out on the mirror.
He cut that with Ajax 'cause F**** tha white man!
So the President has a background in small business.
Maybe Barry sold coke to George W.
President Bush keeps dropping by the White House hoping that Barry is going to help him score some blow.
Young Barack had better taste than to hang out in Houston, Texas.
Your president likes to ride shirtless on horses? Sounds like a pussy. My president is a Kenyan Marxist, Chicago thug, Communist Muslim, elitist, homosexual drug dealer named Hitler who smokes his own shit and shoots terrorists in the face.
USA! USA! USA!
Fuckin-ay-right-eo bitch!
For the WIN. Now there's an October Surprise I will talk about.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, World.
My president is one bass-ass mutha – shut yo mouth!
other credible information = what a bunch of idiots and assholes said.
Trump continues to act like a child with something to say, waving his hand, ooh, ooh, ooh, listen to me. But everytime he says something or builds something, it's gold plated garbage. Why won't he learn?
He's a sociopath.
He's an attention whore.
(Your avatar is lethally cute.)
Obama definitely has my vote!
If you want to get warm, down on the farm.
Propane.
Barack is probably totally gonna be on Trump's crappy show… the Donald's Apprentice or some such thing.
So, the Donald is outgassing again. What a blowhard.
Speaking of drugs, I just watched all 4 1/2 seasons of Breaking Bad in 3 months and feel like I have spent that time actually doing meth.
Really? I haven't sat down with that one yet. Did you clean house more than usual? Seems like it might be a nice substitute, and no rotten teeth either.
Is Gus Fring unbelievable or what?
The actor actually smiled on a promo (out of character), and I freaked out!
He's just dying to go on TV and say, "Barack Obama, you're fired!" They wouldn't let him do it at the convention, but he's going to get his way, no matter what he has to do.
Jesus, how recent is that picture. He'll be done morphing into Sheldon Adelson by election day at this rate.
Is the surprise that Donald's hair is a hologram? I think so.
Just the mention of Donald Trump makes me feel all bayonettee.
So D.C. Douglas, the announcer of the insurance giant Geiko's ads, gets fired for one snarky voicemail, but Trump continues to be on NBC while constantly and maliciously libeling the President of the United States?
In Trump and NBC's world, bullshit walks and talks.
I heard that the Romney boys are totally cooking meth in their parents La Jolla mansion in the car elevator.
The Donald has a new show coming out in two weeks. He did the same thing the last time he had a show on deck.
It cant be the divorce thingy. Has to be a drug selling charge furthered by an untrustworthy liar who is not named mitt romney.
If Trump will show us what he looks like without his rug, we'll donate $5M to charity. http://www.indiegogo.com/stump-the-trump
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