NAH IT IS PROBABLY ABOUT HIS GRADES  1:51 pm October 23, 2012

Trump ‘Bombshell’ Probably That Barack Obama Is A Black Drug Dealer, Obviously

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

They call him MISTER Scoop.We have decided, without any evidence whatsoever (SOUND FAMILIAR?), that this story about Barack Obama being a total black drug dealer is the one Donald Trump is October Surprising tomorrow. How do we know this? WE DO NOT. But it does say “Trumped-Up Charges” right there in Radar’s headline, and that is what we in the biz like to call “a hint.” Let us learn more about your boyfriend, America’s Drug Dealer in Chief!

What you got, Radar?

A man claiming to be a close pal to President Obama during college made contact with Republican operatives recently, ready to go public with claims that Obama used and sold cocaine in college, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The operatives tried to spread the story through the media and the Romney campaign, a source close to the situation told Radar. [...]

“The people he is involved with have produced other credible information that is damaging to national Democratic figures in the past few years.”

Operatives close to the Romney campaign were contacted and rejected the information, the source told Radar.

Sadly, the Romney camp was like “nah mang” but happily Donald Trump (presumably) was like FUK YEH. So that is all very interesting, Barack Obama getting schoolchildren hooked on drugs (most likely), but what we really want to know is what was the “other credible information that [was] damaging to national Democratic figures in the past few years”?

  • Democrat Mark Foley liked boys.
  • Democrat Darrell Issa loves to commit arson.
  • Democrat Duke Cunningham loves to go to prison.

SCOOPED!

[RadarOnline]

 

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BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 1:55 pm

He was probably in league with the British Royal Family.
—Lyndon La Rouche

GhostBuggy October 23, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Holy shit, don't even mention him. The LaRouchites will be in here like lightning, and that's an infestation that lingers.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 24, 2012 at 6:21 am

Whatever happened to those nutbags, anyhow? They've sort of vanished from the radar screens; either they've gone stealth, or crashed and burned.

HistoriCat October 24, 2012 at 10:25 am

They're still around but they just don't have the crazy going on like they did before. I think most of the crazy people have migrated to the Republican party.

Loch_Nessosaur October 23, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Democrat Larry Craig has a wide stance.

widestanceromance October 23, 2012 at 2:30 pm

And no romance.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:32 pm

There ain't no time for roma… ICWYDT!

widestanceromance October 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Tap, tap, tap. . .

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:43 pm

…I'm going to look for another bathroom…

Callyson October 23, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Not without finance–girlfriend's got bills to pay.

OkieDokieDog October 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

As much as I dislike George Will, I will always thank him for giving us the perfect description of The Donald: Bloviating ignoramus.

OneYieldRegular October 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I'm waiting for Wonkette to jump on George Will's reference to Romney and Obama last night as "a couple of Nellies." Diane Sawyer had perhaps her most likable moment ever when she did a spit take, turned to the camera and requested that any mail concerning George Will's comments be sent directly to Will himself.

pdiddycornchips October 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm

That's hardly the best Donald description. Here's a few of my favs without attribution because I'm fucking lazy.

A gold plated, walking, tweeting, phallic symbol

Ginormous dickhead

The combover in chief

Captain Overcompensation McSmall Dick

emmelemm October 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Where's the love for short-fingered vulgarian?

deelzebub October 23, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I thought "short-fingered vulgarian" was Rahm's nickname.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdphzxz64BY

5:00 mark Obama makes fun of Rahm's missing middle finger.

emmelemm October 23, 2012 at 4:51 pm

First paragraph of this post. Comes from Spy Magazine.

SigDeFlyinMonky October 23, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Looks like a brisket left in the Death Valley sun topped with a road kill rat.

BlueStateLibel October 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Speaking of the war on drugs, when will Mitt Rmoney and Donald Trump give up their addictions to spray-on tans? It's not cool, guys.

nounverb911 October 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Skin cancer is people too, also.

mille derps October 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

They are jealous of Obama's tan.

Jukesgrrl October 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Last night, on both my computer monitor and my television, Romney's skin appeared to be the same color as the President's. Perhaps it's an effort to deny that the teabaggers are racist.

SayItWithWookies October 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Oooh, this guy must've read Obama's book.

Lascauxcaveman October 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I bet it's the same guy that claimed to be giving (or was it getting?) BJs in the back of a limo with Barry, like about this time in 2008.

So anyway, meh. Reruns.

DemmeFatale October 23, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Yeah, meh.
This is SO 2008.

(I knew the Donald was a dickhead, but I didn't know then what a HUGE dickhead he really was!)

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

The informant was George W Bush. Black guys can get you the best coke, heh heh.

UW8316154 October 23, 2012 at 2:46 pm

And that's not ALL they can do!

/ wink wink /

FNMA October 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Why did you have to post that picture of a bleeding hemorrhoid now? I'm trying to eat lunch here.

memzilla October 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Democrat Richard Nixon used dirty tricks against Republican George McGovern.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm

And that dirty Dem Dick also bombed the shit out of Cambodia and Laos without telling the American public.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Woah woah woah….hold the phone! You don't know your wingnuts, mem….it goes like this: Democrat Richard Nixon used dirty tricks against Communist Party candidate George McGovern (whom Ronald Reagan later secretly assassinated in 1980 while scaring Ayatollah Khomeini to release thems hostages with his old man powers to keep 'Merika safe) while good Republican George Wallace got shot by a psycho-hippy-communist angry black man named Barack Hussein Obama.

DemmeFatale October 23, 2012 at 11:06 pm

I'll never forget how the US let the Ayatollah elect our next president.
(Yes, I'm THAT old!)

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 24, 2012 at 1:36 am

Yes…the media does love its horse-races…I think it's interesting that recent study which demonstrates exactly what effect this bullshit has on shaping perceptions RIGHT after a debate. I mean, Bamz wasn't at his best in debate 1, but the liberal side of the media, forget the wingnut side was treating him like he made fart sounds with his mouth. In 2004 Dubya was MUCH, MUCH worse in debate 1 and yet the media wasn't nearly as apoplectic in dismissing his performance. There's no secret as to how the Rombot got its bounce…

snarkelle October 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm

A trump in the rump produces copious amounts of santorum.

Goonemeritus October 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

From that pink shirt I’m guessing Mr. Trump Bombshell has to do with how Barry has enriched his personal fantasy life.

CindynEncinitas October 23, 2012 at 3:20 pm

You know he's in his spank bank…

nounverb911 October 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Didn't Trump finance some of his buildings by selling drugs or am I thinking of that guy John DeLorean?

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 23, 2012 at 2:57 pm

No…he sold hair. That's why he wears a dead squirrel on his head now…because he loves Merikan freedumz and independenzes and also bootstrappin' so much he'd rather sell his amazing lions mane of hair thereby going bald rather than accept any gubmint handouts, of course.

CindynEncinitas October 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm

You're thinking of Charles Keating, bro.

DemmeFatale October 23, 2012 at 11:08 pm

I seem to recall that DeLorean tried to prop up his car company with cocaine sales.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I heard that Obama smoked the weed once, too. And totes inhaled.

Lascauxcaveman October 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

"Because that was the point."

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Oh helllllz yeahhhh

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

…and Democrat John Edwards loves strange.

(edited to be less of a 7th grader)

Negropolis October 23, 2012 at 11:59 pm

Ain't that just the best descriptor of Rielle Hunter you ever did she? Strange, indeed.

ckinsobe October 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I clicked on that Radar link and after reading the comments I feel icky. Thanks.

One_who_wanders October 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Never read the comments. Ever. It is scary out there.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 23, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Never get out of the Wonkette. Absolutely goddamn right.

noodlesalad October 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

O, that Noble Romney campaign, scorning a DEALER of rumors, and knowing in goode faith that none of their conservative comrades & SuperPACs would darest CRACK their foundations by working with such BASE rogues. Hast ever a candidate been as pure as the driven SNOW?

AlterNewt October 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

But does he have any cocaine now?

Well…DOES HE?!

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Ya know, the fact that I'm out? That's the bad thing about cocaine.

Dumbedup October 23, 2012 at 3:19 pm

He didn't for the first debate, but then he stocked up.

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I think the bombshell is that Donald Trump hasn't been in the headlines for a while, and wants attention.

bikerlaureate October 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Our respectable, traditional media won't feed the troll. They're above such machinations. Gosh, it's a beautiful October-surprise day in Amercia.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 23, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Yes…and they surely won't stoop to repeating Steve Schmidt's bullshit instead of admitting that Romney is a fucking cynical, principle-free and calculating chameleon weathervane who spent 4 years criticizing EVERY foreign policy decision of Bamz until last night when he SUDDENLY jumped on board with everything Bamz has done. Certainly the media would actually portray a Republican as having unbelievably lousy character since they love repeating GOP memes about Democrats…oh, Romney "helped" himself with that performance MSN? I stand corrected…

Jukesgrrl October 23, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Steve really sounded desperate last night, didn't he? Why does he still carry water for the GOTP? They obviously won't give him a decent job or he wouldn't be at MSNBC with the other pandering reject Michael Steele.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 25, 2012 at 2:37 am

True…want to know what else pissed me off about that debacle? Well…Tweety ripping Schmidt a new asshole for saying his phony crap was funny but the standards Republicans have to abide by versus Democrats. Every Republican candidate since Raygun gets a "Reagan Pass" which amounts to "he spelled his own name correctly minus prompter? Okay he's presidential material" I mean Miffed is an eastern establishment blue blood…his father was the CEO of AMC and a governor; Miffed is well educated and articulate…there's no reason that shit performance should have been given kudos. Bamz conversely came from the lower-middle class and yet Miffed gets told he "did well" when he obviously didn't just because he didn't pick his nose on national teevee? What the fuck is that shit? This lust for a horserace shit is getting really old…

Willardbot9000_V2.5 October 25, 2012 at 2:42 am

Bamz got torn apart by the media for being lazy in the first debate establishing Mitt-mentum (thank you fuckheads great and small especially Ed Schultz and Tweety) and Miffed was so lousy and ill-prepared for this last debate he kept dragging out his same five talking points on the economy from debates 1 and 2…and his shit didn't get jumped for it. Pisses me off…the complete lack of fairness and equal treatment in this media narrative.

sudsmckenzie October 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Omarosa wore it better?

midnighttoker69 October 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

So, do I understand this correctly? This story is such bullshit that Romney doesn't want it, FOX doesn't want it … but it's not too crazy for Donald, AKA Boy Blunder? I'm a little sad he didn't run for pres … the hair jokes alone would have been worth it.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Donald just thinks that Mitt and Fox can't handle the truth.

Terry October 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Let's hope its so batshit crazy that it finally destroys the remaining tatters of The Donald's reputation.

midnighttoker69 October 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Maybe he has video of Obama and Hillary rolling up the real birth certificate to do some lines.

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

Silly, they use the Constitution do do lines of coke.

CindynEncinitas October 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm

It never will. As long as he can roll up a $20, someone will do him a solid and stick a microphone in his face once in a while.

Dildeaux October 24, 2012 at 10:49 am

Wouldnt read too much into the romney doesnt want it assertion. He would use surrogates to break a salacious story anyway.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Buy From Barack!

PeaceWithHonor October 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Finally the Obama hermaphrodite story comes out.

GeorgiaMike October 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

So does that mean he could have the butt sechs with himself?

PeaceWithHonor October 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Yes, while facing Mecca.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Holy shit!

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 12:01 am

I read that as "while facing Macaca." lol

zumpie October 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Needz moar YUUGE and "the blahs" to make a real impact

Hammiepants October 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

OMG U GUISE OBUMMER IS TOTES BLACK!!!

This is how I picture how any "intelligence" is communicated in the Trump camp.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:02 pm

"Barack Obama getting schoolchildren hooked on drugs (most likely)"

Now he just wants to get all Americans addicted to welfare.

Gratuitous World October 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Trump breaking news that black kid allowed into elite universtiy!!!

asterixaverni October 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm

I'm not sure anyone here is insane enough to guess at what The Donald will bust out with tomorrow.

mille derps October 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Forged records from Columbia U?

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Bamz *isn't* part Native American?

ph7 October 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I said God Elect, God Elect the pusher man!

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Hoyt Axton is smiling down on you from heaven.

EatsBabyDingos October 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I had never seen a living, breathing colostomy bag before. Does it always wear white on pink?

rickmaci October 23, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Yes, because brown goes well with either.

IncenseDebate October 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Barack's white great granddad bayonetted Mitten's great granddad in France during WWI over who got to do blow off Barbara Bush's breasts.

el_donaldo October 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm

What did I just say, huh? Huh?

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Did you get stuck in the "must be approved" queue? And were you a smart-ass about John Edwards? Because I was. And my post is missing….

el_donaldo October 23, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Thank god, no. I'm trying to link to my comment from earlier today when I said that Bammers is handing out fat baggies of weed for votes. But Intense Debate doesn't like comment links when the comments for a post run more than a single page. Dammit.

What did you say about sleazy John Edwards that tripped up your comment?

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

That he loves ussypay.

elviouslyqueer October 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I'm still waiting for news that the Donald was caught in flagrante delicto with a non-consenting llama. Because at least that would be more believable than this bullshit "bombshell."

AlterNewt October 23, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Pics, or….no…changed my mind.

prommie October 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Its completely beleivable that the Llama did not consent. What llama would?

Terry October 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

The Donald is a birther. This is going to be about Obama "disappearing" in college, a week or two were the guy doesn't remember seeing him, and thus Obama has to be a secret Kenyan muslin.

slithytoves October 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Who the hell didn't sell drugs in college?

kittensdontlie October 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Neglected plant containers in college libraries can be great places to grow a little medicinal weed. Errr,… a friend told me that.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I tried to deal, but I was my own best customer. By the same logic, I will never own a bar.

slithytoves October 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm

Ditto.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 23, 2012 at 4:42 pm

You [and I, quite frankly] will never own a bar for more than one day, you mean?

GeorgiaMike October 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

I refuse to call Trumpers the Comic Insult Human by his name "The Donald." That would imply that he was the greatest Donald ever. Not a chance:

1. Mister Duck
2. Mister O'Connor
3. Mister Sutherland

The best I could do for Trumpers is "A Donald."

el_donaldo October 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

And definitely not "el Donaldo." There is only one hombre who can fill that name.

HempDogbane October 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

HALF Black Drug Dealer. Trump can't get anything right.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Might as well be full-on blah.

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 12:09 am

Since when has half-black ever been anything in America?

rickmaci October 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Democrat David Vitter has a thing going with New Orleans prostitutes.
Democrat John Ensign allegedly coerced a married office worker for sex.
Democrat Scott DesJarlais pressured his mistress to get an abortion.
Democrat Eric Cantor and 7 other Democrats went on a drunken skinny dip in the Jordan River while on a Congressional junket to Israel.

This is fun.

deanbooth October 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I'm surprised the headline wasn't "White Powder!"

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 2:12 pm

For the illiterate Amercian public, that would slightly read as if Romney was racist.

Fox n Fiends October 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Cocaine is the drug of choice on Wall Street. Great work, Trumpy.

Tundra Grifter October 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Didn't Megyn Kelly's husband write a "novel" about that?

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Must be some real good shit for him to have married that harpy.

Generation[redacted] October 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm

When he popped the question, there were obviously going to be some questions, about the questions.

prommie October 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm

I remember the original version of this movie, when it was one of Clinton's college roommate saying the same thing. That one bombed at the box office. But hey, with the fabulous, always Klassy Trump name behind this one, its sure to do boffo biz, huh?

BornInATrailer October 23, 2012 at 2:12 pm

OT, but how is it possible we don't yet have a story about Mann Coulter tweeting Wonkette's favorite word?

PubOption October 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

It's in Wonkville.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Does anybody know what the purpose of Wonkville is? I mean, it's like Wonkette, but without the clever write-up by the editors, and with just about zero clever comments. I don't get it; guess I must have missed the roll-out.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

It makes the editors' jobs easier. They don't have to hunt for stories when they have Wonkvillians doing it for them! Open-sourced snark!

starfanglednut October 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Cuts down on the email tips, probably.

PubOption October 23, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Articles occasionally appear on the main site after they have been posted at Wonkville, the tips section seems to be more of a black hole.

Blueb4sinrise October 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

A lesser -known 'Cocaine Blues' for your pleasure.

Luke Jordan

AlterNewt October 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm

"The doctor say 'quit it' but he didn't say when."

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm

I suspect his "bombshell" will be that Obama did it in the conservatory with the candlestick.

Canmon October 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

This will only make me think less of him if he cut it with flour.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Or baby laxative.

iburl October 23, 2012 at 2:58 pm

only the finest Kenyan rat poison

Tundra Grifter October 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Chump's bombshell is that President Obama is a Blah?

Who knew?

OneYieldRegular October 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Is it wrong of me to harbor a fantasy that all of those New Yorkers who got kicked out of their places so that Donald Trump could condo-ize Manhattan will one day hunt him down and eat him?

mavenmaven October 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm

This would mean that Obama does have business experience!

rickmaci October 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

And understands the problems faced by job creators who are buried under an avalanche of government regulations.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:45 pm

Like visits from the police?

GeorgiaBurning October 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Police= Armed unionized government bureaucrats!

MinAgain October 23, 2012 at 2:36 pm

He's a job creator!

hagajim October 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm

So if Barry is our Drug Dealer in Chief, does that make The Donald our national Douchebag in Chief…or is that Chief Douchebag.

poorgradstudent October 23, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Just to be clear; this is supposed to be a reason to vote AGAINST Obama?

Hook me up, Mr. President!

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 23, 2012 at 2:20 pm

I'm still betting on Obama being the clone of Malcolm X.

ManchuCandidate October 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Malcolm XI?

weejee October 23, 2012 at 2:20 pm

The Donald is a pooper scooper?

Estproph October 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Why is Trump wearing a pink dickie?

mille derps October 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Hey, Mr. Policeman, please don't take my stuff
It cost me a 20 dollar bill & it's probably not enough
to get me through Election Day…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf9Wemly5pU

UnholyMoses October 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Wait — a blah guy with POWDER cocaine and not crack?

Dog whistling: They need a refresher.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Don't be hasty! We haven't said it isn't crack.

ckinsobe October 23, 2012 at 3:08 pm

He was an ELITIST drug dealer. duh.

CindynEncinitas October 23, 2012 at 3:37 pm

It was probably "freebase" even. Ooh! Fancy!

UnholyMoses October 23, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Ooh! Something that takes too long and wastes perfectly good blow!

Or, uh, so someone once told me back in the 80s.

pdiddycornchips October 23, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Paging Dr. Corsi, Dr. Jerome Corsi… The crazy is about to start without you. Please get in touch with Golden Member before it's too late to get in on the action.

ManchuCandidate October 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Still waiting for the Larry Sinclair* scandal to hit.

*snorted coke and had gay sex with Obamer

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 12:21 am

In the back of a limo and in fancy hotels, no less. How uppity!

magic_titty October 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

This just cements his belief in the free enterprise system and should be a boon to his campaign.

Cody October 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm

never suspected

Jus_Wonderin October 23, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Next Trump is going to say he murdered a hooker while out to grab a gallon of chocolate milk.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Omar from The Wire is based on Obama's "community organizing activities" in Chicago.

Pres.Beeblebrox October 23, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Omar comin', yo!

Tomorrow, The Donald is gonna drop the news equivlent of a 20 gallon trash bag full of crack out of the second floor of a vacant Baltimore row house right at our feet.

DemmeFatale October 23, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Chalky!!!
"These my daddy's tools."
(Such a bad ass.)

docterry6973 October 23, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Barack Obama: Entrepreneur.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:41 pm

He sold that.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm

He laid that out on the mirror.

Esteev October 23, 2012 at 2:49 pm

He cut that with Ajax 'cause F**** tha white man!

Cleopatriot October 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm

So the President has a background in small business.

MinAgain October 23, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Maybe Barry sold coke to George W.

GregComlish October 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

President Bush keeps dropping by the White House hoping that Barry is going to help him score some blow.

Jukesgrrl October 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Young Barack had better taste than to hang out in Houston, Texas.

ElPinche October 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Your president likes to ride shirtless on horses? Sounds like a pussy. My president is a Kenyan Marxist, Chicago thug, Communist Muslim, elitist, homosexual drug dealer named Hitler who smokes his own shit and shoots terrorists in the face.

starfanglednut October 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

USA! USA! USA!

CindynEncinitas October 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Fuckin-ay-right-eo bitch!

Jukesgrrl October 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm

For the WIN. Now there's an October Surprise I will talk about.

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 12:23 am

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, World.

My president is one bass-ass mutha – shut yo mouth!

Callyson October 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

other credible information = what a bunch of idiots and assholes said.

bfddad October 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Trump continues to act like a child with something to say, waving his hand, ooh, ooh, ooh, listen to me. But everytime he says something or builds something, it's gold plated garbage. Why won't he learn?

Jukesgrrl October 23, 2012 at 4:58 pm

He's a sociopath.

DemmeFatale October 23, 2012 at 11:24 pm

He's an attention whore.

(Your avatar is lethally cute.)

RufusTFirefly October 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Obama definitely has my vote!

DahBoner October 23, 2012 at 4:16 pm

If you want to get warm, down on the farm.

Propane.

LibertyLover October 23, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Barack is probably totally gonna be on Trump's crappy show… the Donald's Apprentice or some such thing.

oenspiek October 23, 2012 at 4:28 pm

So, the Donald is outgassing again. What a blowhard.

MissNancyPriss October 23, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Speaking of drugs, I just watched all 4 1/2 seasons of Breaking Bad in 3 months and feel like I have spent that time actually doing meth.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Really? I haven't sat down with that one yet. Did you clean house more than usual? Seems like it might be a nice substitute, and no rotten teeth either.

DemmeFatale October 23, 2012 at 11:56 pm

Is Gus Fring unbelievable or what?

The actor actually smiled on a promo (out of character), and I freaked out!

Jukesgrrl October 23, 2012 at 4:59 pm

He's just dying to go on TV and say, "Barack Obama, you're fired!" They wouldn't let him do it at the convention, but he's going to get his way, no matter what he has to do.

DocChaos October 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Jesus, how recent is that picture. He'll be done morphing into Sheldon Adelson by election day at this rate.

bibliotequetress October 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Is the surprise that Donald's hair is a hologram? I think so.

ttommyunger October 23, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Just the mention of Donald Trump makes me feel all bayonettee.

TribecaMike October 23, 2012 at 10:47 pm

So D.C. Douglas, the announcer of the insurance giant Geiko's ads, gets fired for one snarky voicemail, but Trump continues to be on NBC while constantly and maliciously libeling the President of the United States?

In Trump and NBC's world, bullshit walks and talks.

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 12:24 am

I heard that the Romney boys are totally cooking meth in their parents La Jolla mansion in the car elevator.

Dildeaux October 24, 2012 at 10:42 am

The Donald has a new show coming out in two weeks. He did the same thing the last time he had a show on deck.

It cant be the divorce thingy. Has to be a drug selling charge furthered by an untrustworthy liar who is not named mitt romney.

yesyouam October 25, 2012 at 10:23 am

If Trump will show us what he looks like without his rug, we'll donate $5M to charity. http://www.indiegogo.com/stump-the-trump

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