Fox News Convenes Post-Debate Panel Of Snippy Idiots; Foofaraw Ensues

by Jesse Taylor

douche in repose

Fox News once again hired ruddy shitmonster Frank Luntz to convene a panel of undecided voters who watch Fox News (read: Romney voters who want to be on Fox News). There is video (as the kids are saying, “after the fold”).

Fox Nation describes this as “Luntz Focus Group Erupts Into Near Brawl,” but it comes off more as “Luntz Focus Group Erupts Into Backbiting Fuck-Tussle.”


Part 1:

Part 2:

A brief summary: Luntz goes around basically asking everyone why Mitt Romney won. Some douche in the front row quotes Charlie Sheen, because it’s totes last year. (Quit trying to make “winning” happen.)

After a while, Mary C. in the front row gets really fucking angry about Benghazi and interrupts everyone. Everyone else takes this as a cue to start yelling, and then there’s a blonde lady in the front row who’s not a Romney fan, and everyone in the Fox Nation comments thinks she’s totally an Obama plant out to get shouted down by barely-literate Fox News viewers who agreed to be smiled at by Sean Hannity. Eventually, they all calm down when Frank Luntz brings out an art man to talk about how much he loves America, and then they all go off to talk about the art they love, like Dancing With The Stars and shit.

The end.

[Fox Nation]

 

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AlterNewt October 23, 2012 at 11:37 am

Undecided voters. Fuck 'em

valgal2342 October 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

These "undecided voters" got paid. You know, jerbs.

ChillBill October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

Undecided voter = too stupid and uneducated to make a decision, usually votes Republican.

CommieLibunatic October 23, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Low-info voters? More like NO-info voters.

HistoriCat October 23, 2012 at 2:23 pm

If they watch Fox, they're MIS-info voters.

Fare la Volpe October 23, 2012 at 11:56 am

Can't fuck 'em — legally they have the intelligence of minors.

Nibbler of Niblonia October 23, 2012 at 11:59 am

aka a room full of people parroting the conventional wisdom

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Brian Griffin: Undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOh-rpvjYg

poorgradstudent October 23, 2012 at 1:03 pm

"What do you plan to do about crime in our city?"
"A lot. Because Jesus wants it."

AlterNewt October 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

"911 was bad."

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 1:51 am

Nine **crowd gasps in anticipation** Eleven. **crowd erupts in sustained applause**

Yellerdawg October 23, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I like how the one 'undecided' lady in front gets all red in the face whenever anyone mentions anything for Obama or against Romney. We have a lot of undecideds like that in Texas.

orygoon October 23, 2012 at 11:37 am

Fox News: Making It Harder To Love America.

One_who_wanders October 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm

If you are undecided now, you are only suitable for compost.

tihond October 23, 2012 at 11:38 am

Tired Memes for Romney! "All Your Base Are Belong to Mitt!"

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 11:42 am

Mitt can haz cheezburger?

KobayashiMaru October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

You've been Mittrolled!

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 11:54 am

Do not want!

Crank_Tango October 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Epic Fail!

Steverino247 October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

I lost my ass to a black man in a presidential debate. Better drink my own piss.

bikerlaureate October 23, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Who Let The Bamz Out?

Cicada October 23, 2012 at 1:10 pm

I was a candidate for President like you, then I took an arrow to the hair.

noodlesalad October 23, 2012 at 11:39 am

Undecided Fox News voters are undecided only because Hitler and Zombie Reagan are not on the ballot.

Final verdict – yes they can pinch their nose and vote against the Muslin.

freakishlywrong October 23, 2012 at 11:39 am

They hate Miffed as much as we do. Brawl away, tards. This is the feel good news story of the day.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:30 pm

"They hate Miffed as much as we do."

Even the other Rethugs hate Mitt *almost* as much as we do. I can't count how many times in the past six months I've heard people say things like, "Obama is the worst President, but I'd never vote for Romney". I'm genuinely puzzled how someone so unpopular with *everybody* even got to run (until I remember that his "competition" was Frothy and the Newt).

valgal2342 October 23, 2012 at 11:39 am

This focus group memorized their lines pretty well but when they got off script it showed that Romney supporters are soooooo angry.

And who the hell is the artist of the Prez paintings? Gadz! However the mouths on Romney & Ryan are pretty funny. And WTF did the artist do to George Washington?

coolhandnuke October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

Leroy Neiman's idiot son.
The spackle don't fall far from the easel.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I'll be damned if I watch either video, but in answer to your last question, my best guess is that Jon McNaughton isn't a very good artist.

tihond October 23, 2012 at 11:40 am

Up next on Fox News: "A thrilling recap of the Cardinal's triumph over the San Francisco Giants."

facehead October 23, 2012 at 11:40 am

Undecided is the new black.

ManchuCandidate October 23, 2012 at 11:41 am

I doubt any of them could find Iran on a map either. Perfect Rmoney supporters.

Loch_Nessosaur October 23, 2012 at 11:41 am

These people need to shut the fuck up and did anyone tell them this was supposed to be a debate on foreign policy and not the economy.

gullywompr October 23, 2012 at 11:42 am

Room 101, Ministry of Love.

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 1:52 am

This.

I can't take any further Two-Minute Hates.

Chow Yun Flat October 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

Out to Luntz.

freakishlywrong October 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

"Undecided" means "embarrassed" about being a Republican. Knowing full well the damage and fuckery that will be done, but being unable to ignore the siren call of the (R).

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 1:53 am

THIS one million times over.

"I'm a low-information voter that drools at the sound of the GOP dinner bell, but I'm ashamed to show it."

Barbara_ October 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

I watched the video and the only thing I got from it was that the balding guy's head looks like the perfectly fried over-easy egg from the rear. (1:42)

Texan_Bulldog October 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

I refuse to click on anything with Frank Luntz in it–totally against my religion.

Crank_Tango October 23, 2012 at 11:56 am

I generally avoid all wonket videos. I AM a little curious about the cutie in the blue shirt up top tho.

Texan_Bulldog October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

And why the goober next to her is doing a thumbs up. Nope, still not gonna click.

Generation[redacted] October 23, 2012 at 12:27 pm

I'm just happy Matthew Perry can still find work in TV. Good on him!

James Michael Curley October 23, 2012 at 1:07 pm

Not me. She has the "You said what about my mother?"

RedneckMuslin October 23, 2012 at 12:06 pm

I did and I'm sure I'm going to hell now.

Beach_Bubba_Tex October 23, 2012 at 12:51 pm

I'm with you… I think it will give my computer a reason to crash

Schmannnity October 23, 2012 at 11:43 am

Luntz did a really nice job on the McCain campaign.

Goonemeritus October 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

I find it totally unacceptable that “Winning Guy’s” vote counts as much as mine.

La_Cieca October 23, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Surely "Winning Guy" is either Canadian or a convicted felon, so he can't vote any more than Alan Thicke can.

Chow Yun Flat October 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

Anyone still undecided by now should not be allowed to vote no matter how many forms of photo-ID they have.

dennis1943 October 23, 2012 at 1:20 pm

The actual truth is they are enjoying the fence-slat up their ass………………….

Sue4466 October 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

Without watching, guessing the d-bag is Mr. Unironic Thumbs Up in the first thumbnail?

FlownOver October 23, 2012 at 11:51 am

No, the d-bag is the one on Fox News.

Sue4466 October 23, 2012 at 11:55 am

You're going to have to be more specific there, we're talking Fox News.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 11:58 am

I think Mr. Unironic Thumbs Up (aka "Douchebag: Ten Years Later") just caught a downshirt flash from the Malkin wannabe sitting next to him, hence the thumbs up.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm

I woulda said it was impossible, but I can smell the Axe Body Spray right through the computer.

memzilla October 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

I say we take off and nuke the set from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Beach_Bubba_Tex October 23, 2012 at 12:52 pm

affirmative

elviouslyqueer October 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

No thank you. I'm not watching unless there is much more chair throwing and at least three weave-ripping enraged trannies.

FlownOver October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

Sorry – Coulter, K-Lo and Malkin were otherwise engaged.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 11:55 am

I think Springer is on Lifetime or O or one of them other chick channels, nowadays.

sudsmckenzie October 23, 2012 at 11:45 am

80% of them seem to breath out of their mouth.

elviouslyqueer October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

And approximately 110% of them talk out of their ass.

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

"We are on live television, and I have lost control."

No, it sounds like you have perfectly good control of these people.

ALIVE! October 23, 2012 at 1:38 pm

So he is admitting he began the piece in control of them.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

Didja ever take a stick and jam it into a hornet's nest? It's real fun, especially if the hornets are intellectually challenged.

Disassembly October 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

That may be the first time the words "in my humble opinion" were uttered on Fox News.

EatsBabyDingos October 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

Duntzs for Luntzs.

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

Wait, they were getting angry over Benghazi? And here I thought they were angry over having a black man in the white house.

freakishlywrong October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

Same thing.

MissTaken October 23, 2012 at 12:04 pm

To 'undecided' Fox News viewers: Benghazi sounds like Bang Nazi, which reminds them that black men bang white women with their very large cocks and Nazis. Therefore, Black Man Nazi in the White House.

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 12:07 pm

It all makes sense now!

RedneckMuslin October 23, 2012 at 12:08 pm

It's code.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:38 pm

They *are* angry over Ben Ghazi, but they think he's one of them muslin terraist guys, like Al Jazeera.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm

I really liked Ben Ghazarri. He was in a lot of cool flicks. Of course, Jackie Treehorn was my favorite character he played.

reliefsinn October 23, 2012 at 12:52 pm

Beat me to it! Some minds are faster than my own. Sigh.

pinkocommi October 23, 2012 at 11:46 am

Our country's future is in the hands of a bunch of dipshits. Makes me re-think our jury system, too.

oenspiek October 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm

That's always been the Republican Party's great advantage: their visceral appeal to dumbasses.

rickmaci October 23, 2012 at 12:34 pm

If you put a matter in the hands of a jury you are essentially trusting the collective analytical abilities of twelve people who were not smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty.

Designer_Rants October 23, 2012 at 8:04 pm

I actually spent an hour reading up on how to immigrate to Canada the other day.

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

"If a nation expects to be ignorant & free, in a state of civilisation, it expects what never was & never will be."

~ Thomas Jefferson, January 6, 1816

actor212 October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

"What has two thumbs and an overinflated sense of self-worth?

This guy"

Buzz Feedback October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

It's an older, dumber Late Night Shots.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

Didn't this Lunt guy have that Candid Camera show all those years ago? How the mighty have fallen.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:39 pm

No, that was Allen Funt, and he was nowhere near that much of a cthe rest of this comment has been banished by the administrator.

Chow Yun Flat October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

I would rather have my teeth drilled by Laurence Olivier than watch ten minutes of Fox News videos.

freakishlywrong October 23, 2012 at 11:47 am

MUST. USE. "Backbiting Fuck-Tussle.”

Jus_Wonderin October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

I felt the same after reading that. Sounds for of Ye Ole English.

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm

I think Fucktussle is the little hamlet across the swamp from the village of Bumfuck…

Fare la Volpe October 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Not to be confused with the village of Fuckifiknow.

Negropolis October 24, 2012 at 1:58 am

Not to be confused with the market town of Fuckitall, which is a sister city with the village of Mothrafuqua in Bangladesh.

Jus_Wonderin October 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm

I can't believe how I fuck-tussled my posting. What a mess.

Lascauxcaveman October 23, 2012 at 11:48 am

I'm in a rather jolly mood today and shall not play your videos.

Thank you, but no.

Oblios_Cap October 23, 2012 at 11:48 am

Luntz is a total twatwaffle who maybe his mother could love. But it's doubtful.

Undecided Voters should be made to do something useful, like maybe being taken to Area 51 and given to the aliens for protracted doses of anal probing.

actor212 October 23, 2012 at 11:49 am

Frank Luntz brings out an art man

Art man, or Art Mann?

(mildly NSFW)

Nopantsmcgee October 23, 2012 at 11:49 am

I see enough of the animated comatose searching for brains on The Walking Dead, I don't need to watch a Fox Focus Group.

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm

I think "Fox Focus Group" is an oxy-moran…

bikerlaureate October 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Crap, I've never pictured the undead hordes clutching voter registration cards!

((shiver))

Designer_Rants October 23, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Just hope a liberal doesn't wander into the precinct. They can smell brains.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

If this is how it's going to be after a meaningless debate, all I can say is I hope they have a televised studio audience on election night.
*adds 'microwave popcorn' to grocery list*

ChillBill October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

I'm undecided about watching this video.

YasserArraFeck October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

Only difference between these lot and a cage full of monkeys is that they're not throwing shit at the camera…..yet

stopthemovie October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

Show of hands, Who here wants to punch Frank Luntz in the face?

Oblios_Cap October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

*hand up*

memzilla October 23, 2012 at 11:57 am

Willing to shove babies, nuns, and grandmothers out of the way to do that.

actor212 October 23, 2012 at 12:02 pm

*raising both hands and a foot*

freakishlywrong October 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I have but a thumb. It's up.

FNMA October 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

In the face? God no. In the 'nads.

RedneckMuslin October 23, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Ouch! Snapped my wrist raising my hand so fast.

sudsmckenzie October 23, 2012 at 12:17 pm

I want to rip his wig off!

One_who_wanders October 23, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I suspect that line started more than 40 years ago and can now stretch across the continental US.

Gleem McShineys October 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I'd twist his "evaluation knob" right off. WITH SEVERAL VOTES RIGHT TO THE BALLS.

SayItWithWookies October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

Ha — I'm not taking that bait — if I want to see idiots fighting over issues they know nothing about I'll wait until Thanksgiving.

valgal2342 October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

You too huh?

elviouslyqueer October 23, 2012 at 11:54 am

Mom?

FNMA October 23, 2012 at 12:04 pm

See you guys there. I'll bring the wine. Lots of wine…

delaney_blom October 23, 2012 at 11:50 am

This is very infomercial-esque.

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 11:55 am

But wait. There's more.

Generation[redacted] October 23, 2012 at 12:53 pm

As seen on Sheldon Adelson's TV:

"How much would you pay for a Mitt Romney Presidency?"

mavenmaven October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

Obviously, "winning" guy is hoping for a full time job on Fox. "Benghazi" lady with the eye rolls is clearly a Palin fan and probably someone's nightmare ex-wife.
But life is too short to waste watching the whole thing.

kyeshinka October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

More research into this subspecies of Americans have found they enjoy eating paste, love Caddyshack II, and likely won't vote anyway because they can't get their cars into drive.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Wallpaper paste or library paste?

kyeshinka October 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Wallpaper. The King of Paste.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

Where does one sign up for a backbiting fucktussle?

elviouslyqueer October 23, 2012 at 11:56 am
TribecaMike October 23, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Bethany Osborne ‏@bethosborne14
@NancyAFrench Thank you for the follow! :D I just freaked out!! Haha #BristolPalinNotAfraidOfLifeMyJourneySoFar is one of my fav books ever!

And salt is her fav food!

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 12:17 pm

That sounds like something from an issue of "Audubon Magazine," circa 1925:

"Peering through the verdant foliage, we sighted a Backbiting Fucktussle building its cozy nest in the bosky dell…"

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:21 pm

Or spoken in the voice and accent of Jacques Cousteau.

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 12:28 pm

I'd lean more towards Marlin Perkins, as Bad Kitty was clearly describing a non-aquatic setting.

UW8316154 October 23, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Eric Massa's basement?

Fuck Toad October 23, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Always been a personal favorite of mine.

belmontreport October 23, 2012 at 11:52 am

"Trade is a big foreign trade thing, so it is a big thing in the economy." This woman was the most coherent of the group (other than the quote/joke machine in the front war).

Disassembly October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

OK, I sat through both videos. Is there some sort or reward?

LibertyLover October 23, 2012 at 11:57 am

Yes. You can pull the nails out of your eyes and ears now.

actor212 October 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm

You may buy yourself a drink.

kyeshinka October 23, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Yes, taking solace in the fact you are not them.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Not only is there no reward, you're now 10 minutes closer to Iran having nukes.

Geminisunmars October 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm

If being laughed and pointed at is your idea of a reward, then yes, yes there is a reward.

Radiotherapy October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

Glad to see that there still is no shortage of clowns. Especially the beatch in blue in the front row.

DerrickWildcat October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

I'd like to point out that Sean Hannity is a pathological liar.

freakishlywrong October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Careful. Brick, or what ever the fuck the Romroid boys are named, will take a swing at you.

Fare la Volpe October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

…or is he?

bikerlaureate October 23, 2012 at 12:31 pm

…who was going to be waterboarded for charity, quite a while back.

dispuritanism1 October 26, 2012 at 8:39 am

And what's worse, Sean sucks at lying.

butterflymcqueen October 23, 2012 at 11:53 am

these were terrible actors….

YasserArraFeck October 23, 2012 at 11:54 am

A propos of nothing much, as I was driving the kids to school, my youngest daughter remarks "Look at those Romney signs on the lawn", and my older daughter says "Shush, you shouldn't make fun of the brain-damaged"
Them's my girls!!

bikerlaureate October 23, 2012 at 12:29 pm

You give us hope for the future.

For reals, I give cars with Romney bumper stickers a wide berth. The probability seems high that they're either stupid or racist, and it bothers me to be that dismissive of total strangers – but at this point…

johnnyzhivago October 23, 2012 at 11:54 am

Obama has all kinds of extra secret information that gives him a huge advantage! And he was so mean to Mitt! I say Romney won, based on his good effort and for being a good sport and agreeing to everything.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:48 pm

"agreeing to everything"

I *did* enjoy the part of the debate where he endorsed President Obama.

Gleem McShineys October 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Well, hello David Brooks!

Say, what kind of salve did you use to treat your butthurt?
Is it something off store shelves, a prescription, or something Mommy Brooks used to rub onto your tender tuchus?

Gorillionaire October 23, 2012 at 11:56 am

Luntz has such a great racket. Honestly, what the hell is his "expertise" worth? I've seen Wonketters getting stoned at work coming up with wittier statements in a mere seconds that are far better than what Luntz creates after six months of focus groups.

Kid_Charlemagne October 23, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Donna Brazile agrees about the "racket."

walterhwhite October 23, 2012 at 12:44 pm

What? You work at the same company as I do?

rocktonsam October 23, 2012 at 12:45 pm

really, which ones?

Wadisay October 23, 2012 at 11:58 am

I predict that Fox will have its own election and inauguration, too.

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 12:18 pm

And for "inauguration," read "coronation"…

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:49 pm

I didn't like when that happened in 2000 and 2004.

kittensdontlie October 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Sounds like the Second Civil War, brought on by the fear the guvmint will outlaw whitey. White is the new black.

Dr_Zoidberg October 23, 2012 at 11:59 am

Faux News viewers make Honey Boo-Boo look like the Algonquin Round Table.

Beetagger October 23, 2012 at 11:59 am

Boy, I could use a Fuck Tussle right about now.

memzilla October 23, 2012 at 11:59 am

Secret indoctrination session of the Mitten SS not so secret now.

sudsmckenzie October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Mary C will need restraints Nov 3rd.

belmontreport October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

God, Fox better pay their staff a lot, because none of that money goes toward making quality looking tv. Last night I flipped from MSNBC to Fox and it was like I had gone back to the 80s (and not just because their views are so outdated).

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

"I had gone back to the 80s (and not just because their views are so outdated)."

If it's their views, then yeah, 1880s would have been appropriate.

BoroPrimorac October 23, 2012 at 1:41 pm

They keep it like that on purpose. It makes all the olds remember the Reagan years.

zombiehunter101 October 23, 2012 at 12:01 pm

One wonders why no one picked up on the reason our economy is in the toilet is beacuse of 43's FOREIGN POLICY??? oh yeah…its Fox…disregard.

Mumbletypeg October 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm

"FOOFARAW" sounds like the noise one of those godforsaken sidebar-adverti$ed CabbagePatch® kids would make when I'm this close to ___redacted__ing the living stuffing outa it.

Fare la Volpe October 23, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Grown Woman wearing funky 80s tie: "I think Romney understands the importance of friendship."

Today's panel brought to you by the Valerie Bertinelli Association for After-School Specials.

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm

No he doesn't. Romney is no pony!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm

He certainly doesn't understand international friendship!

BadKitty904 October 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm

Next up: Cookies and Milk!

KeepFnThatChicken October 23, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Is this what we look and sound like when we're commenting on the liveblog or chatting? Holy shit! No wonder we drink.

TribecaMike October 23, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Needz more blondes plz.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Seconded!

Oh, wait, except then I'd have a reason to watch.
Never mind.

a_pink_poodle October 23, 2012 at 12:08 pm

When you see Obama plants everywhere, you'll find Romney supporters nowhere.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:52 pm

There's probably a good reason why you'll find Romney supporters nowhere.

Also, I wish I could give you an extra thumbs-up for the spare, poetic, almost Zen quality of your comment.

a_pink_poodle October 23, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Well I just modified "When one see's enemies everywhere, one finds friends nowhere." I don't know where I heard that from but feel free to spread it around!

owhatever October 23, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Let's give pudgy Frank some luvz. It was hard to round up that many "undecided" voters this late it the game:

"You want to be on TV?"
"Sure."
"Have a chair. Say you haven't made up your mind and that Romney won the debate, you fucking moron."

TribecaMike October 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm

"Hey Frank, what is a vote anyway?"

"Shaddup and eat your free ice cream!!!"

TootsStansbury October 23, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Frank Luntz Pulls Stunts With Stupid Cuntz. Details at 11:00.

ttommyunger October 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm

"..the impenetrable stupidity of the voter." – Mein Kamf.

coolhandnuke October 23, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Needz moar chair and Geraldo's nose.

TribecaMike October 23, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Since when has Jasper Johns been painting Fox's sets? http://nonsite.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Fla

gingerland62 October 23, 2012 at 12:17 pm

After I watch any fox news clip I feel like taking a shower or punching someone,now I know who that someone is-the "undecided" screaming woman in the front row.

Indiepalin October 23, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Fuck Tussle? Isn't that where the Clampetts are from?

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Well, there's two Bug Tussles in the US (TX and AL, natch), but no Fuck Tussle that I could find on the Google Map.

mavenmaven October 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Does this mean we can go back to using the "r" word , which would be appropriate for this particular article? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/ann-coul

TribecaMike October 23, 2012 at 12:22 pm

When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.

elviouslyqueer October 23, 2012 at 12:53 pm

I expect an enraged tweet from Snowbilly condemning Mann for this in approximately never.

One_who_wanders October 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Let me start my geological clock . . .

Estproph October 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm

Thank you. Now I can truly define "chowderhead."

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I don't know who the guy making the "thumbs up" gesture is, but the picture alone allows me to deduce that he's a giant asshat, fucktard, and douche canoe.

tessiee October 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm

"who agreed to be smiled at by Sean Hannity"

By determined effort, I've managed to pretty much block out any awareness of Sean Hannity at all, but I can guess that, given his gigantic watermelon head and lowering caveman brow, he'd be downright terrifying if he smiled.

Sharkey October 23, 2012 at 12:28 pm

It's like the inmates are running the asylum!

BaldarTFlagass October 23, 2012 at 12:31 pm

I notice in that top picture that the sultry dusky vixen in the front row doesn't want anyone to know her name. Better hair placement than a bible painting of Eve or the mermaids in that last Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

MinAgain October 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm

If people are still undecided, at this point, does anyone really think that they'll be able to make the myriad other choices that have to be made every. single. day. and still make it to the polling place before it closes?

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm

The undecideds need to write notes on their hands to remind themselves to breathe.

Dildeaux October 23, 2012 at 12:35 pm

'How many of you voted for Obama in 2008?"

My ass.

Mumbletypeg October 23, 2012 at 12:40 pm

@ 3:50 man in back starts, then self-corrects "The ecomoney == I mean the econummy"

It looks less hilarious written here than it sounds there. But it's preceded with his neighbor-lady's "Foreign trade is… uh.. an important economic.. an important economic thing!"
which is met with silence briefly, because it seemed she might elaborate, but instead we're left to meditate on her harrowingly impoverished vocabulary.

walterhwhite October 23, 2012 at 12:47 pm

"harrowingly impoverished." I'm going to steal that one.

Generation[redacted] October 23, 2012 at 12:50 pm

If Mitt wins, we'll all be needing that phrase.

La_Cieca October 23, 2012 at 12:42 pm

It's hard to believe that even mind-blowing sex with underage male prostitutes would make it possible for Frank Luntz to sleep at night.

An_Outhouse October 23, 2012 at 12:47 pm

Wait till they introduce the audience to the guy that's been fucking all of their spouses. It'll be like the Best of Springer.

Generation[redacted] October 23, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Shouty woman is right! 4 dead Americans and 2 weeks to get the whole story is the worst outrage in history!

DahBoner October 23, 2012 at 12:50 pm

That woman in the middle looks like she her Gringo husband forgot to turn off the oven for the Enchillada Suishi Pho Kim Chi Lasagne casserole.

AND BOY IS SHE PISSED

Beowoof October 23, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Geesh, did Frank play with that group to get the answers he wanted. Luntz has a history of making shit up that fits the republican meme, and it's no surprise he is on Fox News. I has a sad, cause so many will listen to and believe this bullshit.

decentcitizen October 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Undecided is the new developmentally challenged that no one has a treatment plan for.

James Michael Curley October 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Rebecca, time to get out the BanHammer;
"Ann Coulter called President Obama a "retard" on Monday night."
Ann Coulter calls Obama Retard.

James Michael Curley October 23, 2012 at 1:05 pm

And I was going to offer a comment that the most memorable contribution history will record as Romney's contribution will be as "The Candidate Who Made Being Offensive a Political Virtue."

poorgradstudent October 23, 2012 at 1:12 pm

My only consolation is that these people are the most likely to be kept from voting because they got distracted by their struggle to open a sandwich bag or by the international bikini mud wrestling tournament.

Redgyal October 23, 2012 at 1:20 pm

So the take away is that Mitty went on a foreign policy debate to discuss economics? I haven't seen this much desperate manipulation since high school.

Redgyal October 23, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Oh and the story in the red states is that Bamz was more aggressive because he was like a man who knew he was going to lose and had to fight to keep his position.

frostbitefalls October 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Love the blonde!

larrykat October 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm

That guy on the lower left has got to be some kind of satirical plant. True shit-heels of that caliber are not real.

AtwatersGhost October 23, 2012 at 1:54 pm

…oh I thought the blue caption box on those tanned white men read: 15 Days to Erection.

barto October 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Where are the donuts? We were promised donuts!!!

barto October 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Black lady, much like the sperm in Woody Allen's sleeper, is thinking WTF am I doing here?

Pap Finn October 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm

No way am I watching those videos. Exposure to that kind of blind idiot rage rots out your soul over time.

Cognitive Dissident October 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Dear lord how can this NOT be a new regular hit series??!

Porter Melmoth October 23, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Frank's new thingamawig: lookin' GOOD. (Made in the same Filipino sweatshop as The Donald's!)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm

That blonde in the front row looks to be well worth the climb.

rbdavis3 October 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Damn, there's a lot of pronounced brows in the crowd.

dispuritanism1 October 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm

This is about as laughable as when "Don't be mean to Wall Street" shill Erin Burnett does about the same thing with other f@@@tards in the audience. Speaking of CNN, they still say the last and final debate was too close to call. Yeah, CBS Instant poll that had Obama up by 30 points is still waaaaayyyyy too close. You know what else might be too close? CNN's management's noses to advertising executives' a@@holes.

SorosBot October 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Romney!

Gleem McShineys October 23, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Ni*** stole my bike!

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