douche in repose

Fox News once again hired ruddy shitmonster Frank Luntz to convene a panel of undecided voters who watch Fox News (read: Romney voters who want to be on Fox News). There is video (as the kids are saying, “after the fold”).

Fox Nation describes this as “Luntz Focus Group Erupts Into Near Brawl,” but it comes off more as “Luntz Focus Group Erupts Into Backbiting Fuck-Tussle.”

Part 1:

Part 2:
A brief summary: Luntz goes around basically asking everyone why Mitt Romney won. Some douche in the front row quotes Charlie Sheen, because it’s totes last year. (Quit trying to make “winning” happen.)

After a while, Mary C. in the front row gets really fucking angry about Benghazi and interrupts everyone. Everyone else takes this as a cue to start yelling, and then there’s a blonde lady in the front row who’s not a Romney fan, and everyone in the Fox Nation comments thinks she’s totally an Obama plant out to get shouted down by barely-literate Fox News viewers who agreed to be smiled at by Sean Hannity. Eventually, they all calm down when Frank Luntz brings out an art man to talk about how much he loves America, and then they all go off to talk about the art they love, like Dancing With The Stars and shit.

The end.

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  • AlterNewt

    Undecided voters. Fuck 'em

    • valgal2342

      These "undecided voters" got paid. You know, jerbs.

    • Undecided voter = too stupid and uneducated to make a decision, usually votes Republican.

      • CommieLibunatic

        Low-info voters? More like NO-info voters.

        • HistoriCat

          If they watch Fox, they're MIS-info voters.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Can't fuck 'em — legally they have the intelligence of minors.

    • Nibbler of Niblonia

      aka a room full of people parroting the conventional wisdom

    • tessiee

      Brian Griffin: Undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet.

      • poorgradstudent

        "What do you plan to do about crime in our city?"
        "A lot. Because Jesus wants it."

        • AlterNewt

          "911 was bad."

          • Negropolis

            Nine **crowd gasps in anticipation** Eleven. **crowd erupts in sustained applause**

    • Yellerdawg

      I like how the one 'undecided' lady in front gets all red in the face whenever anyone mentions anything for Obama or against Romney. We have a lot of undecideds like that in Texas.

  • orygoon

    Fox News: Making It Harder To Love America.

    • One_who_wanders

      If you are undecided now, you are only suitable for compost.

  • tihond

    Tired Memes for Romney! "All Your Base Are Belong to Mitt!"

    • SorosBot

      Mitt can haz cheezburger?

      • KobayashiMaru

        You've been Mittrolled!

        • SorosBot

          Do not want!

          • Crank_Tango

            Epic Fail!

          • SorosBot

            Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Romney!

          • Gleem McShineys

            Ni*** stole my bike!

    • Steverino247

      I lost my ass to a black man in a presidential debate. Better drink my own piss.

    • bikerlaureate

      Who Let The Bamz Out?

    • Cicada

      I was a candidate for President like you, then I took an arrow to the hair.

  • noodlesalad

    Undecided Fox News voters are undecided only because Hitler and Zombie Reagan are not on the ballot.

    Final verdict – yes they can pinch their nose and vote against the Muslin.

  • freakishlywrong

    They hate Miffed as much as we do. Brawl away, tards. This is the feel good news story of the day.

    • tessiee

      "They hate Miffed as much as we do."

      Even the other Rethugs hate Mitt *almost* as much as we do. I can't count how many times in the past six months I've heard people say things like, "Obama is the worst President, but I'd never vote for Romney". I'm genuinely puzzled how someone so unpopular with *everybody* even got to run (until I remember that his "competition" was Frothy and the Newt).

  • valgal2342

    This focus group memorized their lines pretty well but when they got off script it showed that Romney supporters are soooooo angry.

    And who the hell is the artist of the Prez paintings? Gadz! However the mouths on Romney & Ryan are pretty funny. And WTF did the artist do to George Washington?

    • coolhandnuke

      Leroy Neiman's idiot son.
      The spackle don't fall far from the easel.

    • tessiee

      I'll be damned if I watch either video, but in answer to your last question, my best guess is that Jon McNaughton isn't a very good artist.

  • tihond

    Up next on Fox News: "A thrilling recap of the Cardinal's triumph over the San Francisco Giants."

  • facehead

    Undecided is the new black.

  • I doubt any of them could find Iran on a map either. Perfect Rmoney supporters.

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    These people need to shut the fuck up and did anyone tell them this was supposed to be a debate on foreign policy and not the economy.

  • gullywompr

    Room 101, Ministry of Love.

    • Negropolis


      I can't take any further Two-Minute Hates.

  • Out to Luntz.

  • freakishlywrong

    "Undecided" means "embarrassed" about being a Republican. Knowing full well the damage and fuckery that will be done, but being unable to ignore the siren call of the (R).

    • Negropolis

      THIS one million times over.

      "I'm a low-information voter that drools at the sound of the GOP dinner bell, but I'm ashamed to show it."

  • Barbara_

    I watched the video and the only thing I got from it was that the balding guy's head looks like the perfectly fried over-easy egg from the rear. (1:42)

  • Texan_Bulldog

    I refuse to click on anything with Frank Luntz in it–totally against my religion.

    • Crank_Tango

      I generally avoid all wonket videos. I AM a little curious about the cutie in the blue shirt up top tho.

      • Texan_Bulldog

        And why the goober next to her is doing a thumbs up. Nope, still not gonna click.

        • Generation[redacted]

          I'm just happy Matthew Perry can still find work in TV. Good on him!

      • James Michael Curley

        Not me. She has the "You said what about my mother?"

    • RedneckMuslin

      I did and I'm sure I'm going to hell now.

    • Beach_Bubba_Tex

      I'm with you… I think it will give my computer a reason to crash

  • Schmannnity

    Luntz did a really nice job on the McCain campaign.

  • Goonemeritus

    I find it totally unacceptable that “Winning Guy’s” vote counts as much as mine.

    • Surely "Winning Guy" is either Canadian or a convicted felon, so he can't vote any more than Alan Thicke can.

  • Anyone still undecided by now should not be allowed to vote no matter how many forms of photo-ID they have.

    • dennis1943

      The actual truth is they are enjoying the fence-slat up their ass………………….

  • Sue4466

    Without watching, guessing the d-bag is Mr. Unironic Thumbs Up in the first thumbnail?

    • No, the d-bag is the one on Fox News.

      • Sue4466

        You're going to have to be more specific there, we're talking Fox News.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I think Mr. Unironic Thumbs Up (aka "Douchebag: Ten Years Later") just caught a downshirt flash from the Malkin wannabe sitting next to him, hence the thumbs up.

      • tessiee

        I woulda said it was impossible, but I can smell the Axe Body Spray right through the computer.

  • memzilla

    I say we take off and nuke the set from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    • Beach_Bubba_Tex


  • elviouslyqueer

    No thank you. I'm not watching unless there is much more chair throwing and at least three weave-ripping enraged trannies.

    • Sorry – Coulter, K-Lo and Malkin were otherwise engaged.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I think Springer is on Lifetime or O or one of them other chick channels, nowadays.

  • sudsmckenzie

    80% of them seem to breath out of their mouth.

    • elviouslyqueer

      And approximately 110% of them talk out of their ass.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    "We are on live television, and I have lost control."

    No, it sounds like you have perfectly good control of these people.

    • ALIVE!

      So he is admitting he began the piece in control of them.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Didja ever take a stick and jam it into a hornet's nest? It's real fun, especially if the hornets are intellectually challenged.

  • Disassembly

    That may be the first time the words "in my humble opinion" were uttered on Fox News.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Duntzs for Luntzs.

  • SorosBot

    Wait, they were getting angry over Benghazi? And here I thought they were angry over having a black man in the white house.

    • freakishlywrong

      Same thing.

    • MissTaken

      To 'undecided' Fox News viewers: Benghazi sounds like Bang Nazi, which reminds them that black men bang white women with their very large cocks and Nazis. Therefore, Black Man Nazi in the White House.

      • SorosBot

        It all makes sense now!

    • RedneckMuslin

      It's code.

    • tessiee

      They *are* angry over Ben Ghazi, but they think he's one of them muslin terraist guys, like Al Jazeera.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I really liked Ben Ghazarri. He was in a lot of cool flicks. Of course, Jackie Treehorn was my favorite character he played.

      • reliefsinn

        Beat me to it! Some minds are faster than my own. Sigh.

  • pinkocommi

    Our country's future is in the hands of a bunch of dipshits. Makes me re-think our jury system, too.

    • oenspiek

      That's always been the Republican Party's great advantage: their visceral appeal to dumbasses.

    • rickmaci

      If you put a matter in the hands of a jury you are essentially trusting the collective analytical abilities of twelve people who were not smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty.

    • I actually spent an hour reading up on how to immigrate to Canada the other day.

  • BadKitty904

    "If a nation expects to be ignorant & free, in a state of civilisation, it expects what never was & never will be."

    ~ Thomas Jefferson, January 6, 1816

  • "What has two thumbs and an overinflated sense of self-worth?

    This guy"

  • Buzz Feedback

    It's an older, dumber Late Night Shots.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Didn't this Lunt guy have that Candid Camera show all those years ago? How the mighty have fallen.

    • tessiee

      No, that was Allen Funt, and he was nowhere near that much of a cthe rest of this comment has been banished by the administrator.

  • I would rather have my teeth drilled by Laurence Olivier than watch ten minutes of Fox News videos.

  • freakishlywrong

    MUST. USE. "Backbiting Fuck-Tussle.”

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I felt the same after reading that. Sounds for of Ye Ole English.

      • BadKitty904

        I think Fucktussle is the little hamlet across the swamp from the village of Bumfuck…

        • Fare la Volpe

          Not to be confused with the village of Fuckifiknow.

          • Negropolis

            Not to be confused with the market town of Fuckitall, which is a sister city with the village of Mothrafuqua in Bangladesh.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        I can't believe how I fuck-tussled my posting. What a mess.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    I'm in a rather jolly mood today and shall not play your videos.

    Thank you, but no.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Luntz is a total twatwaffle who maybe his mother could love. But it's doubtful.

    Undecided Voters should be made to do something useful, like maybe being taken to Area 51 and given to the aliens for protracted doses of anal probing.

  • Frank Luntz brings out an art man

    Art man, or Art Mann?

    (mildly NSFW)

  • Nopantsmcgee

    I see enough of the animated comatose searching for brains on The Walking Dead, I don't need to watch a Fox Focus Group.

    • BadKitty904

      I think "Fox Focus Group" is an oxy-moran…

    • bikerlaureate

      Crap, I've never pictured the undead hordes clutching voter registration cards!


      • Just hope a liberal doesn't wander into the precinct. They can smell brains.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    If this is how it's going to be after a meaningless debate, all I can say is I hope they have a televised studio audience on election night.
    *adds 'microwave popcorn' to grocery list*

  • I'm undecided about watching this video.

  • YasserArraFeck

    Only difference between these lot and a cage full of monkeys is that they're not throwing shit at the camera…..yet

  • stopthemovie

    Show of hands, Who here wants to punch Frank Luntz in the face?

    • Oblios_Cap

      *hand up*

    • memzilla

      Willing to shove babies, nuns, and grandmothers out of the way to do that.

    • *raising both hands and a foot*

    • freakishlywrong

      I have but a thumb. It's up.

    • FNMA

      In the face? God no. In the 'nads.

    • RedneckMuslin

      Ouch! Snapped my wrist raising my hand so fast.

    • sudsmckenzie

      I want to rip his wig off!

    • One_who_wanders

      I suspect that line started more than 40 years ago and can now stretch across the continental US.

    • Gleem McShineys

      I'd twist his "evaluation knob" right off. WITH SEVERAL VOTES RIGHT TO THE BALLS.

  • Ha — I'm not taking that bait — if I want to see idiots fighting over issues they know nothing about I'll wait until Thanksgiving.

    • valgal2342

      You too huh?

    • elviouslyqueer


    • FNMA

      See you guys there. I'll bring the wine. Lots of wine…

  • delaney_blom

    This is very infomercial-esque.

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      But wait. There's more.

      • Generation[redacted]

        As seen on Sheldon Adelson's TV:

        "How much would you pay for a Mitt Romney Presidency?"

  • mavenmaven

    Obviously, "winning" guy is hoping for a full time job on Fox. "Benghazi" lady with the eye rolls is clearly a Palin fan and probably someone's nightmare ex-wife.
    But life is too short to waste watching the whole thing.

  • kyeshinka

    More research into this subspecies of Americans have found they enjoy eating paste, love Caddyshack II, and likely won't vote anyway because they can't get their cars into drive.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Wallpaper paste or library paste?

      • kyeshinka

        Wallpaper. The King of Paste.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Where does one sign up for a backbiting fucktussle?

    • elviouslyqueer
      • TribecaMike

        Bethany Osborne ‏@bethosborne14
        @NancyAFrench Thank you for the follow! :D I just freaked out!! Haha #BristolPalinNotAfraidOfLifeMyJourneySoFar is one of my fav books ever!

        And salt is her fav food!

    • BadKitty904

      That sounds like something from an issue of "Audubon Magazine," circa 1925:

      "Peering through the verdant foliage, we sighted a Backbiting Fucktussle building its cozy nest in the bosky dell…"

      • tessiee

        Or spoken in the voice and accent of Jacques Cousteau.

        • BaldarTFlagass

          I'd lean more towards Marlin Perkins, as Bad Kitty was clearly describing a non-aquatic setting.

    • UW8316154

      Eric Massa's basement?

    • Fuck Toad

      Always been a personal favorite of mine.

  • belmontreport

    "Trade is a big foreign trade thing, so it is a big thing in the economy." This woman was the most coherent of the group (other than the quote/joke machine in the front war).

  • Disassembly

    OK, I sat through both videos. Is there some sort or reward?

    • LibertyLover

      Yes. You can pull the nails out of your eyes and ears now.

    • You may buy yourself a drink.

    • kyeshinka

      Yes, taking solace in the fact you are not them.

    • tessiee

      Not only is there no reward, you're now 10 minutes closer to Iran having nukes.

    • Geminisunmars

      If being laughed and pointed at is your idea of a reward, then yes, yes there is a reward.

  • Radiotherapy

    Glad to see that there still is no shortage of clowns. Especially the beatch in blue in the front row.

  • I'd like to point out that Sean Hannity is a pathological liar.

    • freakishlywrong

      Careful. Brick, or what ever the fuck the Romroid boys are named, will take a swing at you.

    • Fare la Volpe

      …or is he?

    • bikerlaureate

      …who was going to be waterboarded for charity, quite a while back.

    • dispuritanism1

      And what's worse, Sean sucks at lying.

  • butterflymcqueen

    these were terrible actors….

  • YasserArraFeck

    A propos of nothing much, as I was driving the kids to school, my youngest daughter remarks "Look at those Romney signs on the lawn", and my older daughter says "Shush, you shouldn't make fun of the brain-damaged"
    Them's my girls!!

    • bikerlaureate

      You give us hope for the future.

      For reals, I give cars with Romney bumper stickers a wide berth. The probability seems high that they're either stupid or racist, and it bothers me to be that dismissive of total strangers – but at this point…

  • Obama has all kinds of extra secret information that gives him a huge advantage! And he was so mean to Mitt! I say Romney won, based on his good effort and for being a good sport and agreeing to everything.

    • tessiee

      "agreeing to everything"

      I *did* enjoy the part of the debate where he endorsed President Obama.

    • Gleem McShineys

      Well, hello David Brooks!

      Say, what kind of salve did you use to treat your butthurt?
      Is it something off store shelves, a prescription, or something Mommy Brooks used to rub onto your tender tuchus?

  • Gorillionaire

    Luntz has such a great racket. Honestly, what the hell is his "expertise" worth? I've seen Wonketters getting stoned at work coming up with wittier statements in a mere seconds that are far better than what Luntz creates after six months of focus groups.

    • Kid_Charlemagne

      Donna Brazile agrees about the "racket."

    • walterhwhite

      What? You work at the same company as I do?

    • rocktonsam

      really, which ones?

  • Wadisay

    I predict that Fox will have its own election and inauguration, too.

    • BadKitty904

      And for "inauguration," read "coronation"…

    • tessiee

      I didn't like when that happened in 2000 and 2004.

    • kittensdontlie

      Sounds like the Second Civil War, brought on by the fear the guvmint will outlaw whitey. White is the new black.

  • Dr_Zoidberg

    Faux News viewers make Honey Boo-Boo look like the Algonquin Round Table.

  • Beetagger

    Boy, I could use a Fuck Tussle right about now.

  • memzilla

    Secret indoctrination session of the Mitten SS not so secret now.

  • sudsmckenzie

    Mary C will need restraints Nov 3rd.

  • belmontreport

    God, Fox better pay their staff a lot, because none of that money goes toward making quality looking tv. Last night I flipped from MSNBC to Fox and it was like I had gone back to the 80s (and not just because their views are so outdated).

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "I had gone back to the 80s (and not just because their views are so outdated)."

      If it's their views, then yeah, 1880s would have been appropriate.

    • BoroPrimorac

      They keep it like that on purpose. It makes all the olds remember the Reagan years.

  • zombiehunter101

    One wonders why no one picked up on the reason our economy is in the toilet is beacuse of 43's FOREIGN POLICY??? oh yeah…its Fox…disregard.

  • "FOOFARAW" sounds like the noise one of those godforsaken sidebar-adverti$ed CabbagePatch® kids would make when I'm this close to ___redacted__ing the living stuffing outa it.

  • Fare la Volpe

    Grown Woman wearing funky 80s tie: "I think Romney understands the importance of friendship."

    Today's panel brought to you by the Valerie Bertinelli Association for After-School Specials.

    • SorosBot

      No he doesn't. Romney is no pony!

      • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

        He certainly doesn't understand international friendship!

    • BadKitty904

      Next up: Cookies and Milk!

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Is this what we look and sound like when we're commenting on the liveblog or chatting? Holy shit! No wonder we drink.

  • TribecaMike

    Needz more blondes plz.

    • tessiee


      Oh, wait, except then I'd have a reason to watch.
      Never mind.

  • a_pink_poodle

    When you see Obama plants everywhere, you'll find Romney supporters nowhere.

    • tessiee

      There's probably a good reason why you'll find Romney supporters nowhere.

      Also, I wish I could give you an extra thumbs-up for the spare, poetic, almost Zen quality of your comment.

      • a_pink_poodle

        Well I just modified "When one see's enemies everywhere, one finds friends nowhere." I don't know where I heard that from but feel free to spread it around!

  • owhatever

    Let's give pudgy Frank some luvz. It was hard to round up that many "undecided" voters this late it the game:

    "You want to be on TV?"
    "Have a chair. Say you haven't made up your mind and that Romney won the debate, you fucking moron."

    • TribecaMike

      "Hey Frank, what is a vote anyway?"

      "Shaddup and eat your free ice cream!!!"

  • TootsStansbury

    Frank Luntz Pulls Stunts With Stupid Cuntz. Details at 11:00.

  • ttommyunger

    "..the impenetrable stupidity of the voter." – Mein Kamf.

  • coolhandnuke

    Needz moar chair and Geraldo's nose.

  • TribecaMike

    Since when has Jasper Johns been painting Fox's sets?

  • gingerland62

    After I watch any fox news clip I feel like taking a shower or punching someone,now I know who that someone is-the "undecided" screaming woman in the front row.

  • Indiepalin

    Fuck Tussle? Isn't that where the Clampetts are from?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Well, there's two Bug Tussles in the US (TX and AL, natch), but no Fuck Tussle that I could find on the Google Map.

  • mavenmaven

    Does this mean we can go back to using the "r" word , which would be appropriate for this particular article?

    • TribecaMike

      When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.

    • elviouslyqueer

      I expect an enraged tweet from Snowbilly condemning Mann for this in approximately never.

      • One_who_wanders

        Let me start my geological clock . . .

  • Estproph

    Thank you. Now I can truly define "chowderhead."

  • tessiee

    I don't know who the guy making the "thumbs up" gesture is, but the picture alone allows me to deduce that he's a giant asshat, fucktard, and douche canoe.

  • tessiee

    "who agreed to be smiled at by Sean Hannity"

    By determined effort, I've managed to pretty much block out any awareness of Sean Hannity at all, but I can guess that, given his gigantic watermelon head and lowering caveman brow, he'd be downright terrifying if he smiled.

  • It's like the inmates are running the asylum!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I notice in that top picture that the sultry dusky vixen in the front row doesn't want anyone to know her name. Better hair placement than a bible painting of Eve or the mermaids in that last Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

  • MinAgain

    If people are still undecided, at this point, does anyone really think that they'll be able to make the myriad other choices that have to be made every. single. day. and still make it to the polling place before it closes?

    • SorosBot

      The undecideds need to write notes on their hands to remind themselves to breathe.

  • Dildeaux

    'How many of you voted for Obama in 2008?"

    My ass.

  • @ 3:50 man in back starts, then self-corrects "The ecomoney == I mean the econummy"

    It looks less hilarious written here than it sounds there. But it's preceded with his neighbor-lady's "Foreign trade is… uh.. an important economic.. an important economic thing!"
    which is met with silence briefly, because it seemed she might elaborate, but instead we're left to meditate on her harrowingly impoverished vocabulary.

    • walterhwhite

      "harrowingly impoverished." I'm going to steal that one.

      • Generation[redacted]

        If Mitt wins, we'll all be needing that phrase.

  • It's hard to believe that even mind-blowing sex with underage male prostitutes would make it possible for Frank Luntz to sleep at night.

  • An_Outhouse

    Wait till they introduce the audience to the guy that's been fucking all of their spouses. It'll be like the Best of Springer.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Shouty woman is right! 4 dead Americans and 2 weeks to get the whole story is the worst outrage in history!

  • DahBoner

    That woman in the middle looks like she her Gringo husband forgot to turn off the oven for the Enchillada Suishi Pho Kim Chi Lasagne casserole.


  • Beowoof

    Geesh, did Frank play with that group to get the answers he wanted. Luntz has a history of making shit up that fits the republican meme, and it's no surprise he is on Fox News. I has a sad, cause so many will listen to and believe this bullshit.

  • decentcitizen

    Undecided is the new developmentally challenged that no one has a treatment plan for.

  • James Michael Curley

    Rebecca, time to get out the BanHammer;
    "Ann Coulter called President Obama a "retard" on Monday night."
    Ann Coulter calls Obama Retard.

  • James Michael Curley

    And I was going to offer a comment that the most memorable contribution history will record as Romney's contribution will be as "The Candidate Who Made Being Offensive a Political Virtue."

  • poorgradstudent

    My only consolation is that these people are the most likely to be kept from voting because they got distracted by their struggle to open a sandwich bag or by the international bikini mud wrestling tournament.

  • Redgyal

    So the take away is that Mitty went on a foreign policy debate to discuss economics? I haven't seen this much desperate manipulation since high school.

  • Redgyal

    Oh and the story in the red states is that Bamz was more aggressive because he was like a man who knew he was going to lose and had to fight to keep his position.

  • frostbitefalls

    Love the blonde!

  • larrykat

    That guy on the lower left has got to be some kind of satirical plant. True shit-heels of that caliber are not real.

  • AtwatersGhost

    …oh I thought the blue caption box on those tanned white men read: 15 Days to Erection.

  • barto

    Where are the donuts? We were promised donuts!!!

  • barto

    Black lady, much like the sperm in Woody Allen's sleeper, is thinking WTF am I doing here?

  • No way am I watching those videos. Exposure to that kind of blind idiot rage rots out your soul over time.

  • Dear lord how can this NOT be a new regular hit series??!

  • Frank's new thingamawig: lookin' GOOD. (Made in the same Filipino sweatshop as The Donald's!)

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    That blonde in the front row looks to be well worth the climb.

  • rbdavis3

    Damn, there's a lot of pronounced brows in the crowd.

  • dispuritanism1

    This is about as laughable as when "Don't be mean to Wall Street" shill Erin Burnett does about the same thing with other f@@@tards in the audience. Speaking of CNN, they still say the last and final debate was too close to call. Yeah, CBS Instant poll that had Obama up by 30 points is still waaaaayyyyy too close. You know what else might be too close? CNN's management's noses to advertising executives' a@@holes.

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