Fox News once again hired ruddy shitmonster Frank Luntz to convene a panel of undecided voters who watch Fox News (read: Romney voters who want to be on Fox News). There is video (as the kids are saying, “after the fold”).
Fox Nation describes this as “Luntz Focus Group Erupts Into Near Brawl,” but it comes off more as “Luntz Focus Group Erupts Into Backbiting Fuck-Tussle.”
Part 1:
Part 2:
A brief summary: Luntz goes around basically asking everyone why Mitt Romney won. Some douche in the front row quotes Charlie Sheen, because it’s totes last year. (Quit trying to make “winning” happen.)
After a while, Mary C. in the front row gets really fucking angry about Benghazi and interrupts everyone. Everyone else takes this as a cue to start yelling, and then there’s a blonde lady in the front row who’s not a Romney fan, and everyone in the Fox Nation comments thinks she’s totally an Obama plant out to get shouted down by barely-literate Fox News viewers who agreed to be smiled at by Sean Hannity. Eventually, they all calm down when Frank Luntz brings out an art man to talk about how much he loves America, and then they all go off to talk about the art they love, like Dancing With The Stars and shit.
The end.
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Undecided voters. Fuck 'em
These "undecided voters" got paid. You know, jerbs.
Undecided voter = too stupid and uneducated to make a decision, usually votes Republican.
Low-info voters? More like NO-info voters.
If they watch Fox, they're MIS-info voters.
Can't fuck 'em — legally they have the intelligence of minors.
aka a room full of people parroting the conventional wisdom
Brian Griffin: Undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOh-rpvjYg
"What do you plan to do about crime in our city?"
"A lot. Because Jesus wants it."
"911 was bad."
Nine **crowd gasps in anticipation** Eleven. **crowd erupts in sustained applause**
I like how the one 'undecided' lady in front gets all red in the face whenever anyone mentions anything for Obama or against Romney. We have a lot of undecideds like that in Texas.
Fox News: Making It Harder To Love America.
If you are undecided now, you are only suitable for compost.
Tired Memes for Romney! "All Your Base Are Belong to Mitt!"
Mitt can haz cheezburger?
You've been Mittrolled!
Do not want!
Epic Fail!
I lost my ass to a black man in a presidential debate. Better drink my own piss.
Who Let The Bamz Out?
I was a candidate for President like you, then I took an arrow to the hair.
Undecided Fox News voters are undecided only because Hitler and Zombie Reagan are not on the ballot.
Final verdict – yes they can pinch their nose and vote against the Muslin.
They hate Miffed as much as we do. Brawl away, tards. This is the feel good news story of the day.
"They hate Miffed as much as we do."
Even the other Rethugs hate Mitt *almost* as much as we do. I can't count how many times in the past six months I've heard people say things like, "Obama is the worst President, but I'd never vote for Romney". I'm genuinely puzzled how someone so unpopular with *everybody* even got to run (until I remember that his "competition" was Frothy and the Newt).
This focus group memorized their lines pretty well but when they got off script it showed that Romney supporters are soooooo angry.
And who the hell is the artist of the Prez paintings? Gadz! However the mouths on Romney & Ryan are pretty funny. And WTF did the artist do to George Washington?
Leroy Neiman's idiot son.
The spackle don't fall far from the easel.
I'll be damned if I watch either video, but in answer to your last question, my best guess is that Jon McNaughton isn't a very good artist.
Up next on Fox News: "A thrilling recap of the Cardinal's triumph over the San Francisco Giants."
Undecided is the new black.
I doubt any of them could find Iran on a map either. Perfect Rmoney supporters.
These people need to shut the fuck up and did anyone tell them this was supposed to be a debate on foreign policy and not the economy.
Room 101, Ministry of Love.
This.
I can't take any further Two-Minute Hates.
Out to Luntz.
"Undecided" means "embarrassed" about being a Republican. Knowing full well the damage and fuckery that will be done, but being unable to ignore the siren call of the (R).
THIS one million times over.
"I'm a low-information voter that drools at the sound of the GOP dinner bell, but I'm ashamed to show it."
I watched the video and the only thing I got from it was that the balding guy's head looks like the perfectly fried over-easy egg from the rear. (1:42)
I refuse to click on anything with Frank Luntz in it–totally against my religion.
I generally avoid all wonket videos. I AM a little curious about the cutie in the blue shirt up top tho.
And why the goober next to her is doing a thumbs up. Nope, still not gonna click.
I'm just happy Matthew Perry can still find work in TV. Good on him!
Not me. She has the "You said what about my mother?"
I did and I'm sure I'm going to hell now.
I'm with you… I think it will give my computer a reason to crash
Luntz did a really nice job on the McCain campaign.
I find it totally unacceptable that “Winning Guy’s” vote counts as much as mine.
Surely "Winning Guy" is either Canadian or a convicted felon, so he can't vote any more than Alan Thicke can.
Anyone still undecided by now should not be allowed to vote no matter how many forms of photo-ID they have.
The actual truth is they are enjoying the fence-slat up their ass………………….
Without watching, guessing the d-bag is Mr. Unironic Thumbs Up in the first thumbnail?
No, the d-bag is the one on Fox News.
You're going to have to be more specific there, we're talking Fox News.
I think Mr. Unironic Thumbs Up (aka "Douchebag: Ten Years Later") just caught a downshirt flash from the Malkin wannabe sitting next to him, hence the thumbs up.
I woulda said it was impossible, but I can smell the Axe Body Spray right through the computer.
I say we take off and nuke the set from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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No thank you. I'm not watching unless there is much more chair throwing and at least three weave-ripping enraged trannies.
Sorry – Coulter, K-Lo and Malkin were otherwise engaged.
I think Springer is on Lifetime or O or one of them other chick channels, nowadays.
80% of them seem to breath out of their mouth.
And approximately 110% of them talk out of their ass.
"We are on live television, and I have lost control."
No, it sounds like you have perfectly good control of these people.
So he is admitting he began the piece in control of them.
Didja ever take a stick and jam it into a hornet's nest? It's real fun, especially if the hornets are intellectually challenged.
That may be the first time the words "in my humble opinion" were uttered on Fox News.
Duntzs for Luntzs.
Wait, they were getting angry over Benghazi? And here I thought they were angry over having a black man in the white house.
Same thing.
To 'undecided' Fox News viewers: Benghazi sounds like Bang Nazi, which reminds them that black men bang white women with their very large cocks and Nazis. Therefore, Black Man Nazi in the White House.
It all makes sense now!
It's code.
They *are* angry over Ben Ghazi, but they think he's one of them muslin terraist guys, like Al Jazeera.
I really liked Ben Ghazarri. He was in a lot of cool flicks. Of course, Jackie Treehorn was my favorite character he played.
Beat me to it! Some minds are faster than my own. Sigh.
Our country's future is in the hands of a bunch of dipshits. Makes me re-think our jury system, too.
That's always been the Republican Party's great advantage: their visceral appeal to dumbasses.
If you put a matter in the hands of a jury you are essentially trusting the collective analytical abilities of twelve people who were not smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty.
I actually spent an hour reading up on how to immigrate to Canada the other day.
"If a nation expects to be ignorant & free, in a state of civilisation, it expects what never was & never will be."
~ Thomas Jefferson, January 6, 1816
"What has two thumbs and an overinflated sense of self-worth?
This guy"
It's an older, dumber Late Night Shots.
Didn't this Lunt guy have that Candid Camera show all those years ago? How the mighty have fallen.
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I would rather have my teeth drilled by Laurence Olivier than watch ten minutes of Fox News videos.
MUST. USE. "Backbiting Fuck-Tussle.”
I felt the same after reading that. Sounds for of Ye Ole English.
I think Fucktussle is the little hamlet across the swamp from the village of Bumfuck…
Not to be confused with the village of Fuckifiknow.
Not to be confused with the market town of Fuckitall, which is a sister city with the village of Mothrafuqua in Bangladesh.
I can't believe how I fuck-tussled my posting. What a mess.
I'm in a rather jolly mood today and shall not play your videos.
Thank you, but no.
Luntz is a total twatwaffle who maybe his mother could love. But it's doubtful.
Undecided Voters should be made to do something useful, like maybe being taken to Area 51 and given to the aliens for protracted doses of anal probing.
Frank Luntz brings out an art man
Art man, or Art Mann?
(mildly NSFW)
I see enough of the animated comatose searching for brains on The Walking Dead, I don't need to watch a Fox Focus Group.
I think "Fox Focus Group" is an oxy-moran…
Crap, I've never pictured the undead hordes clutching voter registration cards!
((shiver))
Just hope a liberal doesn't wander into the precinct. They can smell brains.
If this is how it's going to be after a meaningless debate, all I can say is I hope they have a televised studio audience on election night.
*adds 'microwave popcorn' to grocery list*
I'm undecided about watching this video.
Only difference between these lot and a cage full of monkeys is that they're not throwing shit at the camera…..yet
Show of hands, Who here wants to punch Frank Luntz in the face?
*hand up*
Willing to shove babies, nuns, and grandmothers out of the way to do that.
*raising both hands and a foot*
I have but a thumb. It's up.
In the face? God no. In the 'nads.
Ouch! Snapped my wrist raising my hand so fast.
I want to rip his wig off!
I suspect that line started more than 40 years ago and can now stretch across the continental US.
I'd twist his "evaluation knob" right off. WITH SEVERAL VOTES RIGHT TO THE BALLS.
Ha — I'm not taking that bait — if I want to see idiots fighting over issues they know nothing about I'll wait until Thanksgiving.
You too huh?
Mom?
See you guys there. I'll bring the wine. Lots of wine…
This is very infomercial-esque.
But wait. There's more.
As seen on Sheldon Adelson's TV:
"How much would you pay for a Mitt Romney Presidency?"
Obviously, "winning" guy is hoping for a full time job on Fox. "Benghazi" lady with the eye rolls is clearly a Palin fan and probably someone's nightmare ex-wife.
But life is too short to waste watching the whole thing.
More research into this subspecies of Americans have found they enjoy eating paste, love Caddyshack II, and likely won't vote anyway because they can't get their cars into drive.
Wallpaper paste or library paste?
Wallpaper. The King of Paste.
Where does one sign up for a backbiting fucktussle?
Rat cheer.
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That sounds like something from an issue of "Audubon Magazine," circa 1925:
"Peering through the verdant foliage, we sighted a Backbiting Fucktussle building its cozy nest in the bosky dell…"
Or spoken in the voice and accent of Jacques Cousteau.
I'd lean more towards Marlin Perkins, as Bad Kitty was clearly describing a non-aquatic setting.
Eric Massa's basement?
Always been a personal favorite of mine.
"Trade is a big foreign trade thing, so it is a big thing in the economy." This woman was the most coherent of the group (other than the quote/joke machine in the front war).
OK, I sat through both videos. Is there some sort or reward?
Yes. You can pull the nails out of your eyes and ears now.
You may buy yourself a drink.
Yes, taking solace in the fact you are not them.
Not only is there no reward, you're now 10 minutes closer to Iran having nukes.
If being laughed and pointed at is your idea of a reward, then yes, yes there is a reward.
Glad to see that there still is no shortage of clowns. Especially the beatch in blue in the front row.
I'd like to point out that Sean Hannity is a pathological liar.
Careful. Brick, or what ever the fuck the Romroid boys are named, will take a swing at you.
…or is he?
…who was going to be waterboarded for charity, quite a while back.
And what's worse, Sean sucks at lying.
these were terrible actors….
A propos of nothing much, as I was driving the kids to school, my youngest daughter remarks "Look at those Romney signs on the lawn", and my older daughter says "Shush, you shouldn't make fun of the brain-damaged"
Them's my girls!!
You give us hope for the future.
For reals, I give cars with Romney bumper stickers a wide berth. The probability seems high that they're either stupid or racist, and it bothers me to be that dismissive of total strangers – but at this point…
Obama has all kinds of extra secret information that gives him a huge advantage! And he was so mean to Mitt! I say Romney won, based on his good effort and for being a good sport and agreeing to everything.
"agreeing to everything"
I *did* enjoy the part of the debate where he endorsed President Obama.
Well, hello David Brooks!
Say, what kind of salve did you use to treat your butthurt?
Is it something off store shelves, a prescription, or something Mommy Brooks used to rub onto your tender tuchus?
Luntz has such a great racket. Honestly, what the hell is his "expertise" worth? I've seen Wonketters getting stoned at work coming up with wittier statements in a mere seconds that are far better than what Luntz creates after six months of focus groups.
Donna Brazile agrees about the "racket."
What? You work at the same company as I do?
really, which ones?
I predict that Fox will have its own election and inauguration, too.
And for "inauguration," read "coronation"…
I didn't like when that happened in 2000 and 2004.
Sounds like the Second Civil War, brought on by the fear the guvmint will outlaw whitey. White is the new black.
Faux News viewers make Honey Boo-Boo look like the Algonquin Round Table.
Boy, I could use a Fuck Tussle right about now.
Secret indoctrination session of the Mitten SS not so secret now.
Mary C will need restraints Nov 3rd.
God, Fox better pay their staff a lot, because none of that money goes toward making quality looking tv. Last night I flipped from MSNBC to Fox and it was like I had gone back to the 80s (and not just because their views are so outdated).
"I had gone back to the 80s (and not just because their views are so outdated)."
If it's their views, then yeah, 1880s would have been appropriate.
They keep it like that on purpose. It makes all the olds remember the Reagan years.
One wonders why no one picked up on the reason our economy is in the toilet is beacuse of 43's FOREIGN POLICY??? oh yeah…its Fox…disregard.
"FOOFARAW" sounds like the noise one of those godforsaken sidebar-adverti$ed CabbagePatch® kids would make when I'm this close to ___redacted__ing the living stuffing outa it.
Grown Woman wearing funky 80s tie: "I think Romney understands the importance of friendship."
Today's panel brought to you by the Valerie Bertinelli Association for After-School Specials.
No he doesn't. Romney is no pony!
He certainly doesn't understand international friendship!
Next up: Cookies and Milk!
Is this what we look and sound like when we're commenting on the liveblog or chatting? Holy shit! No wonder we drink.
Needz more blondes plz.
Seconded!
Oh, wait, except then I'd have a reason to watch.
Never mind.
When you see Obama plants everywhere, you'll find Romney supporters nowhere.
There's probably a good reason why you'll find Romney supporters nowhere.
Also, I wish I could give you an extra thumbs-up for the spare, poetic, almost Zen quality of your comment.
Well I just modified "When one see's enemies everywhere, one finds friends nowhere." I don't know where I heard that from but feel free to spread it around!
Let's give pudgy Frank some luvz. It was hard to round up that many "undecided" voters this late it the game:
"You want to be on TV?"
"Sure."
"Have a chair. Say you haven't made up your mind and that Romney won the debate, you fucking moron."
"Hey Frank, what is a vote anyway?"
"Shaddup and eat your free ice cream!!!"
Frank Luntz Pulls Stunts With Stupid Cuntz. Details at 11:00.
"..the impenetrable stupidity of the voter." – Mein Kamf.
Needz moar chair and Geraldo's nose.
Since when has Jasper Johns been painting Fox's sets? http://nonsite.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Fla…
After I watch any fox news clip I feel like taking a shower or punching someone,now I know who that someone is-the "undecided" screaming woman in the front row.
Fuck Tussle? Isn't that where the Clampetts are from?
Well, there's two Bug Tussles in the US (TX and AL, natch), but no Fuck Tussle that I could find on the Google Map.
Does this mean we can go back to using the "r" word , which would be appropriate for this particular article? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/ann-coul…
When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.
I expect an enraged tweet from Snowbilly condemning Mann for this in approximately never.
Let me start my geological clock . . .
Thank you. Now I can truly define "chowderhead."
I don't know who the guy making the "thumbs up" gesture is, but the picture alone allows me to deduce that he's a giant asshat, fucktard, and douche canoe.
"who agreed to be smiled at by Sean Hannity"
By determined effort, I've managed to pretty much block out any awareness of Sean Hannity at all, but I can guess that, given his gigantic watermelon head and lowering caveman brow, he'd be downright terrifying if he smiled.
It's like the inmates are running the asylum!
I notice in that top picture that the sultry dusky vixen in the front row doesn't want anyone to know her name. Better hair placement than a bible painting of Eve or the mermaids in that last Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
If people are still undecided, at this point, does anyone really think that they'll be able to make the myriad other choices that have to be made every. single. day. and still make it to the polling place before it closes?
The undecideds need to write notes on their hands to remind themselves to breathe.
'How many of you voted for Obama in 2008?"
My ass.
@ 3:50 man in back starts, then self-corrects "The ecomoney == I mean the econummy"
It looks less hilarious written here than it sounds there. But it's preceded with his neighbor-lady's "Foreign trade is… uh.. an important economic.. an important economic thing!"
which is met with silence briefly, because it seemed she might elaborate, but instead we're left to meditate on her harrowingly impoverished vocabulary.
"harrowingly impoverished." I'm going to steal that one.
If Mitt wins, we'll all be needing that phrase.
It's hard to believe that even mind-blowing sex with underage male prostitutes would make it possible for Frank Luntz to sleep at night.
Wait till they introduce the audience to the guy that's been fucking all of their spouses. It'll be like the Best of Springer.
Shouty woman is right! 4 dead Americans and 2 weeks to get the whole story is the worst outrage in history!
That woman in the middle looks like
sheher Gringo husband forgot to turn off the oven for the Enchillada Suishi Pho Kim Chi Lasagne casserole.AND BOY IS SHE PISSED
Geesh, did Frank play with that group to get the answers he wanted. Luntz has a history of making shit up that fits the republican meme, and it's no surprise he is on Fox News. I has a sad, cause so many will listen to and believe this bullshit.
Undecided is the new developmentally challenged that no one has a treatment plan for.
Rebecca, time to get out the BanHammer;
"Ann Coulter called President Obama a "retard" on Monday night."
Ann Coulter calls Obama Retard.
And I was going to offer a comment that the most memorable contribution history will record as Romney's contribution will be as "The Candidate Who Made Being Offensive a Political Virtue."
My only consolation is that these people are the most likely to be kept from voting because they got distracted by their struggle to open a sandwich bag or by the international bikini mud wrestling tournament.
So the take away is that Mitty went on a foreign policy debate to discuss economics? I haven't seen this much desperate manipulation since high school.
Oh and the story in the red states is that Bamz was more aggressive because he was like a man who knew he was going to lose and had to fight to keep his position.
Love the blonde!
That guy on the lower left has got to be some kind of satirical plant. True shit-heels of that caliber are not real.
…oh I thought the blue caption box on those tanned white men read: 15 Days to Erection.
Where are the donuts? We were promised donuts!!!
Black lady, much like the sperm in Woody Allen's sleeper, is thinking WTF am I doing here?
No way am I watching those videos. Exposure to that kind of blind idiot rage rots out your soul over time.
Dear lord how can this NOT be a new regular hit series??!
Frank's new thingamawig: lookin' GOOD. (Made in the same Filipino sweatshop as The Donald's!)
That blonde in the front row looks to be well worth the climb.
Damn, there's a lot of pronounced brows in the crowd.
This is about as laughable as when "Don't be mean to Wall Street" shill Erin Burnett does about the same thing with other f@@@tards in the audience. Speaking of CNN, they still say the last and final debate was too close to call. Yeah, CBS Instant poll that had Obama up by 30 points is still waaaaayyyyy too close. You know what else might be too close? CNN's management's noses to advertising executives' a@@holes.
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Romney!
Ni*** stole my bike!
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