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All Your Foreign Policy Are Belong To UsSettle down, you miscreants! We know we freaked you out a little today by not updating while Your Editrix was out and the Brazilians came back, but rest assured: Tudo está de volta ao normal agora.

Joining Your Doktor Zoom at 9 Eastern tonight (via the sekrit Wonkette Chat Cave) will be Your Editrix, Your Jesse Taylor, and a Very Special Mystery Guest who we promise is not Clint Eastwood, though we will not absolutely rule out the possibility of talking to furniture.

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