Well that was fast! The media has already, as Hamilton Nolan astutely predicted, turned on Greg Smith, the former Goldman Sachs analyst turned writer. You might remember Greg Smith from the scathing Op-Ed he wrote in the New York Times back in April, announcing his resignation from Goldman Sachs and revealing that their corporate culture is about as disgusting as we all have probably imagined it to be. At the time of the Op-Ed, the media wasn’t so sure about what to make of him, but erred on the side of “whistleblower,” with a dollop of hero! Except now the Lamestream Media has changed its mind and decided that he kind of sucks because the banks are full of shitbags, tell us something we don’t know. Actually, he isn’t “believable,” probably (this is from the New York Times). Or maybe he is actually a LIAR, look at him LYING his ass off and getting paid a shitload of money to do it! That last one, of course, is from Forbes magazine, a paragon of probity.

Anyway, so here is an interview that Greg Smith did with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes. And luckily, Cooper asked some very important questions. Like: wasn’t this a BETRAYAL? Wasn’t it a BETRAYAL of this huge multimillion dollar corporation to hurt its feelings by writing a bunch of mean words about it in the New York Times? (Answer: no, although we would have accepted “who cares.”) Also, is working at Goldman Sachs just like Fight Club, minus Brad Pitt pissing in your clam chowder and with less emphasis on personal hygiene products? (Yes, Anderson Cooper compares Goldman Sachs to Fight Club, though we’re not sure if he means the book or the movie.) Anyway, what is the REAL LESSON here? Banks suck, and no one empowered to do anything about it seems to care. Or alternatively, they seem to care about making sure that the banks can continue to act without consequences, and they help accomplishing that by assessing Greg Smith as a person rather than assessing the institutions that he’s offering criticisms of. Criticizing the BANKS, you see, would be “biased,” and we can’t have that.

[CBS News]

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  • nounverb911

    I see Anderson's Robber Baron ancestors are angry.

    • Maybe his mom jeans were too tight.

      • nounverb911

        His or his mom's?

        • elviouslyqueer


    • ph7

      Did his brother jump, or was he pushed?

  • Anderson's just jealous because this guy turned down his phone number

  • hagajim

    Banks, the fucking Superman of 2012 Merika. Can do no wrong, can shit on everyone, nobody cares. Fuck 'em all.

  • I know of a few trillion reasons.

  • Terry

    Evidently, Anderson subscribes to Romney's idea that corporations are people.

  • mrpuma2u

    Wasn't this a betrayal, because gawd knows what an upstanding, morally unimpeachable bunch of choir boys run Goldman-Sachs. It's like accusing the clergy of ass raping tween boys and then playing a shell game with the pervert priests. How could this Greg Smith character believe such a great buncha guys would do anything bad?

  • Come here a minute

    It's downright unpatriotic to criticize a big bank.

    This bank is my bank,
    This bank is your bank…
    This bank was made for you and me!

    • Pithaughn

      This bank charges random fees to you and me!

  • LibrarianX

    The first rule of Bank Club is: fuck 'em

  • refer to those (ripped-off) clients as muppets

    Muppet libel. Just wait 'til Miss Piggy gets done with them.

    • MosesInvests


  • OzoneTom

    When did he become Anderson Mini-Cooper?

    • CindynEncinitas

      When he found out it pays waaaay better than probity.

  • rocktonsam

    yet with that super cuts hair cut and that j c penney suit, Smith's conscience seems clear

    • CindynEncinitas

      And his daddy's-fancy-little-man pose…

  • Banks are just like the military — nobody is entitled to criticize them or how they act unless they've been part of the culture. And anyone who criticizes them and has been part of the culture is just a malingering grievance-nurturer with an agenda and a profit motive.

    • Generation[redacted]

      Why do you hate our banker-troops?

      • BoroPrimorac

        He's no financial patriot.

      • Negropolis

        I could so see Frank Luntz recoining "banker-troops".

    • dr_giraud

      I saw a DFH spit on a banker at JFK who was returning from the Cayman Islands. That's not how to treat a hero.

    • BlueStateLibel

      Depressingly astute and accurate statement.

      When the Revolution comes, I think it would be fun to make them switch places.

    • Don't you remember the 60s, when people claimed that hippies used to spit on our bankers?

      NEVER AGAIN!!!!

  • SnarkOff

    It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except with banks, and Anderson Cooper.

  • SorosBot

    Let's face it, if Watergate happened today the media would be outraged that Deep Throat dared to betray Nixon.

    • SnarkOff

      Fox News would accuse the Liberal Media of making the whole thing up.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Unless he claimed that he did it because Nixon was such a flaming liberal.

      • Generation[redacted]

        Nixon (D – San Francisco)

  • Goldman Sachs doesn't like it when reporters get all "probity."

    • CindynEncinitas

      Anderson does…

  • sbj1964

    Fuck Shitty bank,Goldman sucks,and Scank of America.

  • edgydrifter

    Let's compromise–Greg Smith was/is a greedy douchebag which is exactly why and/or entirely because he worked for Goldman Sachs, the world's foremost producer of greedy douchebags.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    When you can't attack the information (usually because the info is correct), you must attack the conveyor of information. Of all people, Anderson Cooper engages in ad hominem attacks. Whatsamatta, Anderson, did you get turned down? Pity, pity, pity.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Apparently Greg Smith was not too big to fail.

  • barto

    We should probably just throw him in jail as that appears to be our standard MO.

  • Oh, Kris E. Benson, why do you BETRAY ME by writing about BANKS on the night of the Great Debate?

    • MittBorg it was about their clients, their dear muppets. Now just take a deep breath, there, that's the ticket. Now just drop a couple of Krugerrands down the cleavage and you'll feel all better.

      • You SURE know how to get a body ALL calmed down. That is the perfect must-have tchotchke of the decade. Thank you. (Hugs weejee)

  • "Were you lying then, or are you lying now?!"
    (Dick Wolf jingle-bell)

  • mavenmaven

    Today we are all muppets.

  • Indiepalin

    I liked Anderson Cooper better when he was straight.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    I dunno. It seemed like a square piece. Anderson gave the banks every chance they could to contribute, but was told to GFY behind closed doors, and instead we get muppets and mobsters.

    Sounds about right.

  • Fox n Fiends

    This will really encourage future whistleblowers to step forward.

    • BoroPrimorac

      Russia has freer media than ours.

  • Fairtackle

    Anderson Cooper is totally gay for Goldman Sachs.

  • Callyson

    Wow, I thought Anderson Cooper would *never* age, but he's starting to do so. If *he* can't fight showing the passing of the years…

    (rushing to call the doctor for some Botox injections…)

  • sullivanst

    Well, AC might have a point about Fight Club, because it does seem that the number one rule of working at Goldman Sachs is you don't talk about working at Goldman Sachs, and the number two rule of working at Goldman Sachs is you do not talk about working at Goldman Sachs.

    • And the number three rule is if you break rules one or two you better look at getting a gills/lung transplant as you'll be swimming with the fishes?

  • YouBetcha

    I'd still hit that. The dialect does it for me.

  • calliecallie

    spoiler alert…

    Goldman Sachs as Fight Club actually makes sense because – spoiler alert! – the guy in Fight Club was schizophrenic and tried to blow up everything.Kinda like those wanking bankers.

  • Where have you gone, Teddy Roosevelt?
    A nation turns its lonely eyes to you

  • poorgradstudent

    Why you gotta treat me so bad, Anderson?

  • pdiddycornchips

    Well at ;least when they wrongfully foreclose on someone's home and steal all the contents, they say they're sorry right away. What else do you want?

  • decentcitizen

    Let's just acknowledge that this guy's an ass-hat and Goldman Sachs are a bunch of criminal douchbags. Problem solved.

  • dennis1943

    There's just something so REAL about his narrative…….for real!

  • ttommyunger

    It's dweebs like Anderson Cooper that give the gheys a bad fucking name.

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