We Have Always Been at War with Eastquestria.

Ghost Breitbart: Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal Now Part Of Obama’s Propaganda Machine

PonygandaHey guys! Did you know that there’s a vast left-wing conspiracy to cover up the TRVTH about what happened in Libya? Totally factual and documented — at least, inside what Wonkette’s BFF Rachel Maddow calls the conservative “media bubble where [there are no] neutral or contrasting points of view.” And so, when Rupert Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal, a press organ (huh-huh… “organ”) that is usually thought of as a reliable part of that bubble, runs a story falling outside the accepted conservative narrative about Benghazi, the only rational response is to declare the WSJ part of a pro-Obama spin campaign. Makes sense to us! Posting at Dead Andrew Breitbart’s Big Journalism site, AWR Hawkins says that the WSJ is one of many “Obama surrogates in the mainstream media” bent on “providing a smokescreen for U.S. Ambassador Susan Rice.”

Written in a way that admits the Obama administration’s story did change, the report creates a caveat by suggesting the change wasn’t official until weeks after Rice appeared Sunday news shows to blame the Benghazi attack on a YouTube video.

Moreover, the WSJ report pins the changing story on the intelligence community, thereby protecting Obama along with Rice.

Never mind that virtually every early report on a developing crisis contains errors and confusion (remember the reports of a car bomb at the State Department in DC on 9/11/01?), especially when the events happen on the other side of the planet. As Erich Lach points out in TPM, there’s nothing terribly new about any of this:

People with experience in intelligence and national security who spoke with TPM this week downplayed much of the debate. They said they see nothing unusual or nefarious in the official story having evolved over time. In fact, they said, it is all but expected that the first official account of a complex and fast-moving event will turn out to be wrong or incomplete.

“Sorting out what happened — in terms of the source of the attack, who knew what before the attack — is a very difficult, complicated, time-consuming process,” Vicki Divoll, former general counsel of the Senate Intelligence Committee, told TPM. “And it is legitimate for it to take several weeks or even longer before you have the answers you need.”

Clearly, the Obama Administration’s failure to be clairvoyant was a calculated disinformation campaign, not merely a matter of not having all the information available at their fingertips.

Breitbartard Hawkins speculates — and it would be irresponsible not to — that the WSJ story is part of a coordinated effort to skew perceptions of the Benghazi attack prior to tonight’s presidential debate on foreign policy:

Perhaps this will be Obama’s new tack for Oct 22 — It’s no longer Bush’s fault, but the fault of the intelligence community?

We kind of missed the part where Obama blamed GWB for Benghazi, but sure, why not? It’s an interesting comparison, though, considering how brilliantly George Bush followed up on intelligence reports with vague headings like “Bin Laden Determined To Strike in US.”

[TPM / Big Journalism, via Wonkville story miner NotThatDewey]

About the author

Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition).

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  • nounverb911

    Andrew Breitbart is still unavailable for comment.

    • LesBontemps

      I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        The wind beneath my wings.

        • sewollef

          You fart from your armpits?

          Awesome.

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Makes my Old Spice doubly effective.

          • UW8316154

            I'm on a horse!!

    • Goonemeritus

      As time passes the decision of the Obama administration to clandestinely murder Andrew Breitbart seems more and more justified.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        I'm so glad I got away with pinning the blame on them.

        • Generation[redacted]

          I can't believe they fell for the old "Alcoholic dies of alcoholism" story.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Shhh! Don't spoil it now.

    • rmjagg

      baggers are holding their breath until he does , hopefully

    • Generation[redacted]

      When pressed* for a comment, Breitbart emitted a sound somewhat like, "Uuuuuuuuunnngh…"

      (*pressed with enough force to compress the lungs.)

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Please don't stand on Andrew. It *ruins* your shoes.

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      "Dead Andrew Breitbart"

      That just never gets old.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Breitbart: You are DEAD to me!

      FOX: Uhhhhhhhhhh, yea….about that….

    • rickmaci

      Wingnuttery may die but the stench never leaves.

      • LibertyLover

        And you can't get it off your shoes.

  • schvitzatura

    Blowback, schmoback! When do we get to drop more high-ordnance munitions on uppity musselmen browns!

    • Esteev

      Huzzah, my good man! Nothing invigorates like another war to be ignored!

  • AlterNewt

    If everybody's in the tank for Obama, then who are all these other assholes?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Duh, other assholes, obvy.

    • http://bluemonkeh.blogspot.com/ BlueMonkeh

      REAL duhMERKuns. If you live in a red state, they're everywhere. And most of them are blazing assholes. Funny thing, though, the Omaha World Herald just came out in support of the Democrat candidate for congress in NE CD-2. They've been bootlicking the incumbent gop d-bag for the last 14 years and even they can't take him anymore. In red, suburban hell, the R-money/Lyin signs are littering the lawnscape. Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong (we're one of 2 households in the subdivision that are Dems and actually put up the signs to show it).

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Omaha World Herald just came out in support of the Democrat candidate for congress in NE CD-2

        I think you mean The OBAMA World Herald. They're in the tank! Just like Murdoch!

    • Gleem McShineys

      Isn't odd how many things have been screeched at as being "In The Tank For Obama"?

      If Mitt's such a great fucking candidate, why would it matter so much? Work the refs, much?

      Its almost as if they are sooo close to admitting that yes, their candidate does suck ass, that anything, even a mildly disparaging comment, can disrupt the tenuous notion that he doesn't.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        More to the point, if EVERYbody is in the tank for the other guy, doesn't that kinda suggest that the just MIGHT be something a mite wrongish about YOUR guy?

  • Loch_Nessosaur

    conservative media bubble

    Permanently stuck on the spin cycle.

    • Esteev

      Needs moar brain bleach.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Remember those pictures of the helicopters on top of the US Embassy, Saigon, 1975? You know who was responsible for that debacle? That's right. Obama.

    • Loch_Nessosaur

      He was just intercepting.

    • Estproph

      Not only that, but Obama caused the North Koreans to cross the 38th parallel. We all know how that worked out.

    • ProgressiveInga

      And Lance Armstrong, the dope cycling doper? Obama built that, too.

      • Generation[redacted]

        Seven time Tour de Apologie world chapion.

      • SorosBot

        I'm just glad they took his wins away; now they just have to do the same to all the other cyclists who took steroids, and justice will be served with the Tour de France having no winners in at least the past three decades as every single person who competed was on steroids, and everybody knew that, and acting all appalled at it is just ridiculous and stupid.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          JENS VOIGT LIBEL!

        • ProgressiveInga

          Agreed. And the winners of the 1999-2005 Tours DF are…….
          Beuller….
          Beuller….
          Beuller…..
          Anyone…..
          Anyone….
          Anyone….

          • sullivanst

            Probably noone, on account of all the podium finishers were using.

        • BoroPrimorac

          Greg Lemond was clean..

          • Lascauxcaveman

            Maybe. Probably? But I doubt Eddie Merckx was.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            He was suspended three times for doping, actually.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            Oh. I thought that was just for eating human flesh.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            SHH! C_R_Eature will hear you and think it's me noshing out of turn again.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Does lead count?

            Also, there's the "iron" injections that Lance Armstrong alleges were actually PEDs.

            And let's not forget that he technically "cheated" by using aero bars when no one else was (Fignon filed a protest, but was overruled).

        • Generation[redacted]

          Don't forget the past several decades of baseball.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Every professional sport.

            Any time big money is on the table, you can guarantee someone is cheating to get a bigger slice of the pie. Every. Time.

          • sullivanst

            Although there's a difference between the sports (e.g. athletics) where there's a concerted effort by the governing bodies to catch and exclude the cheats, vs those (baseball, cycling) where the governing bodies stick their heads in the sand, aware that there's a problem and that it's so bad that it will seriously discredit their sport when the public finds out about it, and hoping to avoid the latter from happening, vs those (football, professional wrestling) where the governing bodies see body types that are impossible to achieve naturally as a welcome part of the spectacle.

          • Lascauxcaveman

            Lol.

            You used the words "wrestling" and "sport" in the same sentence.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I have it on good authority that Obama murdered Norodom Sihanouk.

      • OneDollarJuana

        Obama knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. And he still has the shovel.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Sneaky bastard, ain't he? Probly kept the shovel so we'd think he was dumb.

        • Lascauxcaveman

          And you know why the Great Pumpkin never came to Linus' pumpkin patch, even though it was clearly the most sincere pumpkin patch…

          • Esteev

            Did Obama make a delicious pie with it? That bastard.

          • Generation[redacted]

            He made a pie and redistributed it.

          • Esteev

            What about the Pie Bakers. Do they not deserve some flax breaks?

          • Generation[redacted]

            That depends on how much dough they make.

          • Esteev

            It keeps rising, despite the economy.

        • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

          Obama was also behind the Lufthansa heist. And made sure no one lived to tie him to it.

          • Esteev

            Also, too, Obama being the real DB Cooper is a well-known, historical fact.

          • Generation[redacted]

            I love that scene where Obama shoots the driver, and then tells Biden, "Make that coffee to go."

          • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

            that just made me think about 'no I'LL shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyway'.

            come to think, 'once upon a time in mexico' may be way better for my blood pressure and liver than tonight is likely to be.

        • Mittaplasia

          Shovel-ready jobs! I remember that!

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      If Obama had shown greater leadership in the War of 1812, Canada would be ours!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        If not for Obama, Constantinople would never have been destroyed.

        • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

          Duh. Someone had to let the Muslims into the city.

      • PsycWench

        If Obama had shown greater leadership at the onset of the Spanish Flu Epidemic of 1918ish, millions of lives would have been saved. (He's responsible for the American AND European deaths, plus the children, grandchildren etc that would have been born had their ancestors not died at age 17).

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Mein gott in himmel! He has the blood of BILLIONS on his hands! The greatest mass-murderer EVAH!

          • emmelemm

            History's true greatest monster revealed!

        • Dudleydidwrong

          That's nothing. I read on the Intertubes that Obama spread the Black Plague all over Europe people in the 14th century. That killed more than 100 million. If they were alive today Obama would never have won the election in 2008.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Figures. He's half-Black.

        • sullivanst

          Finally, the identity of Woodrow Wilson's attempted murderer is revealed!

    • SorosBot

      And here I thought that, in wingnut-land, that was the fault of the hippies and Walter Cronkite; John Kerry also.

      • sullivanst

        But mostly Jane Fonda. Much easier to hate-fap to her, although perhaps not for certain Republicans.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Well, she *is* one of that inferior species – wimminz.

    • Steverino247

      The chopper wasn't atop the embassy, but it was close enough for the story to stick. When a friend deployed to Afghanistan I made up a "pass" for him with a picture of Obama and Obama's signature cut-and-pasted below this statement: The bearer is authorized one seat aboard any helicopter leaving Kabul."

    • Esteev

      If it weren't for Obama, we would have totally solved world hunger.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Actually, that one's my fault. If I could just stop eating …

        • C_R_Eature

          Haven't you run out of neighbors yet?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Dood. (glowers at the CREature reproachfully) If I was eating *them,* we'd have *solved* world hunger.

          • C_R_Eature

            You can do both. You can't fool me.

            Soylent Green, it's Neighbors!

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Nah, I'm too gimpy to chase 'em down. Plus, I threw my back out, remember? The kids tho … it's Hallowe'en, soon, innit?

          • C_R_Eature

            Yes it is. Get your Taser now, before the stores run out. Happens every year.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Lure them in with a little carefully placed chocolate … a few slugs on the staircase …

          • C_R_Eature

            You've done this before. Haven't you?

      • SorosBot

        He's standing in the way of the conservative solution to hunger, starvation.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          And then Soylent Green swoops into solve the problem!

          Free Markit RULEZ!

        • Esteev

          At least they have a solution.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            One per cent.

      • SnarkOff

        Obama totally ate the frozen burrito I was saving for my lunch.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          I hear he drank John McCain's milk shake too.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            BARACK OBAMA STOLED MY SHOE!

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            So what made you go all hatey-stabby on the Prime Minister today, dude? I thought Finland was full of peaceable Yurpean hippie socialist love-n-peace types.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            ID eated my comment about you and the Finnish prime minister. Dammit.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            The knife attack?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Hey! There it is! Look below.

    • mille derps

      That Keyser Söze character ain't got nothin' on Obama…

    • Radiotherapy

      The Yemen Embassy Attack in '08. During the Campaign? HENNGH. ??!?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Obama to Dorothy:
      "I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!"

  • noodlesalad

    Gosh, the conservatariat gets itself so worked up over the deaths of four brave American diplomats and security officials. Imagine what they'll do when they find out that the administration stove-piped intelligence from unreliable sources to start a war that killed over four THOUSAND American soldiers!

    • BaldarTFlagass

      No way that kind of shit would happen in a Republican administration, believe you me, nosireebob.

    • mrpuma2u

      They will have to activate many reservists from the fighting keyboarders 404th rapid response division. Those guys will invent the right truth, and then get it out there.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        The 101st Chairborne is on it.

        • noodlesalad

          Simper Fi!

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Oh, you know them too?

          • mrpuma2u

            Those who have braved the murky swamps of breitbart-dom may bear the stigma of reading some of the verbal muck spewed by these mouth breathing cretins.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Not in the history book they're currently working on.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Well, as long as it was OBUMMER doing it, our fellow citizens could believe it.

      • noodlesalad

        Give them another 4 years and Obama will be responsible not only for the origin of the Iraq War, but also Vietnam, Korea, and possibly the XYZ affair.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          They're ready to pin the engulfment of the First Amoeba on the dude, by now.

          • Yellerdawg

            Would that be engulfment war I?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Ha-HA!

          • bikerlaureate

            Nice.

            That original aggressor wasn't a very bipartisan amoeba.

          • sullivanst

            Whilst continuing to deny that evolution is real or that the earth is older than 6,000 years, of course.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Of course!

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    Mr. Bubble? You're soaking in it!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Having soaked in tons of that stuff as a kid — whatever the heck it was made of — I approve this message.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        When Biely approves your message, you're in a divil of a pother.

  • sudsmckenzie

    What were they thinking? Its like "white" on Susan Rice.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    OMG THEY SAID SOMETHING REASONABLE AND FACTUAL ABOUT THE KENYAN!!! BURN THEM!! BURN THEM ALLL!!!!! THEIR WITCHES (SIC)!!! WITCHES!!!!

    I've known Raiders fans who have shown more reason and tolerance of San Diego than any Bitparter has toward Obamer.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      If he wins, there will be an epidemic of mental health disasters across the nation. Missourah, Arkinsaw, Miz'sippeh, and them states might need emergency FEMA internment.

      • HistoriCat

        OK, so NOW can we start those FEMA camps?

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man!

          • sullivanst

            Say no more!

    • Steverino247

      Were those Raider fans sober at the showing?

    • SnarkOff

      I am still pissed about the Raiders winning the 1980 AFC Championship game. Dammit.

    • Antispandex

      Not to worry! It will never happen again!

  • Estproph

    I've never been to the Big Government site, or any Breitbart site. I'm not sure I understand how they put their pages up – how do you use the internet to write in crayon?

    • T3rbo

      just scream at the crayon as loud as you can, in cliches

      • Estproph

        "STOP CARTOONING PEOPLE! STOP CARTOONING PEOPLE!"

    • UnholyMoses

      Crayon is easy.

      Getting all those Big Chief tablet pages into the computer is the really hard part …

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Comic Sans, silly.

  • nounverb911

    Isn't Rafalca from Eastquestria?

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      She is the head of Romney's Foreign Policy staff. After all, she has been to England.

      • UW8316154

        And even managed to do a marginally better job while she was there than Mittens did.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          She certainly produced far less horseshit.

    • Generation[redacted]

      President Romney's first appointment to the Senate.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Little Boots set the historical precedent.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        Rafalca really belongs in the Supreme Court. One foot clop for NO, two for YES. And no need to think — just do as Clarence does. Copy Alito for decisions and have a clerk write the opinions.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Haven't we always been at war with Eastquestria?

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Obama blamed GWB for Benghazi

    That would be a shocker. Seems clear that the compromiser, and election stealer, Rutherford B. Hayes' zombie fingerprints were all over it.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I love you, Weejee, because you always know WHOM to blame.

      Wut? I would never even have THOUGHT of Rutherford B. Hayes.

  • MissTaken

    W was the bestest President #1 because when he say Saddam Hussein haz those nasty WMDs that waz all twew! Yup!

    • SorosBot

      But he totally proved himself to be a tougher man, and therefore a better President, than Daddy! Silly H.W., thinking that conquering Iraq would create a clusterfuck of a quagmire that would destabilize the region and go on for years, costing way too many lives!

  • Reginald_Perrin

    The Breitfart piece was written by AWR Hawkins, does AWR stand for alternate wingnut reality?

    • Lucidamente1

      I though it was Asswipe Researcher.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        On second thought …

    • EatsBabyDingos

      "Sadie"

    • Doktor Zoom

      I honestly thought it was "Awr Hawkins" until I looked it up…

      • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

        As in "Awr, go fuck yourself."

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        "Awrrrr" is pretty much like "durrrr".

    • ph7

      Absolutely Without Reason

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Dammit! Too many choices, and I like them ALL.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Use a different one each time you think of him. Which isn't often, I hope.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Fortunately, I have dead skin to remove from my feeties today, so, no.

    • Estproph

      Why yes, yes it does.

    • MissTaken

      A White Republican?

      • ProgressiveInga

        Department of Redundancy Department.

        • SorosBot

          Now, there are a few self-hating black and brown people in the GOP. Not many, but a handful.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Yeah, if a hand has only three fingies.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      All-Wingnut, Retarded.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I knew SUMbuddy would figure it out eventually.

  • SoBeach

    The hysterical ninnies on the right are going to keep flogging this Libya non-issue until everyone agrees that it completely negates the whole "killed bin Laden" thing. Or until the election is over. It is literally all they've got when it comes to foreign policy.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I suspect the election will be over by the time they drop it. It's just not catching fire. Although their pantalones certainly are.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      this is EXACTLY what mr fuflans said during the romney faceplant that was last week's informed debate on this topic.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    WHAT? Those Breitbart sites sill exist?

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      It's proof that after the body dies the soullessness lives on.

      • LesBontemps

        The evil that men do lives after them, and in this case, in spades.

    • HistoriCat

      Andrew was more clever than he thought – he wanted those sites to live on so that we could see he was smart one in the group …

    • Mittaplasia

      Brought to you by the Walking Dead.

  • Lucidamente1

    "Hey kid, you wanna see a real press organ?"
    —Breitbart to intern Riley, ca. 2010

    • Cicada

      Poor Riley is still on medication to stop the flashbacks.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        I was just thinking that he could go on to discover a cure for cancer or solve the Middle East crisis, but the instant his name comes up in the news, Wonkette will put up that one photo again.

        • Lucidamente1

          You fuck one goat . . . , you get groped by one Breitbart . . .

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      "Would you like to see my collection of State Department cables back at my place?"

      • Generation[redacted]

        "We'll have some Jesus Juice and I'll show you some intercepted cell phone pictures."

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Like joining the military, employment with the State Department entails some risk. I'm sure the ambassador and every one else in the consulate was aware of that when they hired on.

    • Steverino247

      They were more aware of it than anyone posting at Big Government.

    • rickmaci

      Risk yes. Dead? Not so much.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        That really was less than optimal.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    This is why the master's death was such a blow to the organization. Dick Pix or GTFO!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    The Breitbart world — where Politico is a filthy left-wing propaganda machine and Rupert Murdoch is a sinister Obama apologist fifth-columnist and probably a Soviet spy. Welcome to your new groupies, Mitt!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Will he fall apart tonight? I'm hoping for the spectacular meltdown that Dumbya denied me. Head rotating, steam coming from both ears, a high-pitched, electronic "EEEEEE!" and bolts and sprockets showering the stage.

      Everybody stocked up on booze and snax?

      • Esteev

        I have poked out my eyes and perforated my ear drums with enthusiasm!

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          I can't not watch. I just hope I can stay calm enough to survive the fucking thing.

          • Esteev

            I like to listen to it on the radio. I can't look at Mitt "Mitt" Romney without my blood pressure rising. Hence, it's medicinal.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            I totally understand. I won't even tell you about my Burroughsian fantasies and Mitt.

          • sullivanst

            Yeah, if they're Borroughsian, they're probably better left unsaid. People might be eating.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            You have NO idea, my dear friend. I seem to have laid my hands upon a fine strain of the Noble Herb that encourages … visualizations.

          • sullivanst

            Herb? At least it's not black meat, then.

      • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

        I think if Mitt has a meltdown it'll be more of the spoiled child who didn't get his way sort that looked like it was about to materialize in the last debate. If he's teased and prodded and contradicted enough it might come through. Me, I'm buying extra alcohol because one never knows.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          I have EIGHT FUCKING BOTTLES OF WINE and I'll drink them all if I have to. I just wish I could calm down.

          • DCBloom

            Last debate, I had to rub hubby's neck during the whole thing just to keep the blood pressure at a reasonable level. That, a bottle of wine, and a great performance by our Potus got us though…. just breathe deep. It'll all be over in a couple of weeks.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Thanks, sweetie. I'll try.

          • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

            "It'll all be over in a couple of weeks."

            Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Chin up, old girl! Or as Mehitabel said, "Toujours gai! There's life in the old dame yet!"

            Barack will WIN this thing. Nate Silver said so, and we all know he is just the cleverest little boy.

        • sullivanst

          Although, given how terribly little he knows of foreign affairs, how horribly wrong all of his instincts on the subject are, if the spoiled child throws a tantrum, it could be a completely incoherent babbling tantrum. Again, we saw that for a while last week, after Candy had corrected him he was barely coherent for the next several minutes.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Yabada hammana bloog splort glif ahba dabba ah ha I donubudda hammana blorg splat.

            Tonight's Romneysponse, if my jinxin's works!

  • rocktonsam

    needs moar smoke screen, i CAN'T SEE SHIT!

    • Doktor Zoom

      I can't see shit twice!

      • BaldarTFlagass

        I say everything twice!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        I shit twice, and now I can't see!

  • EatsBabyDingos

    I'd swim in Turtle Bay with Susan Rice. ROWR.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I'd rather swim in Susan's Bay.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Please reassure me she's not related to Condi.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Only in that Condi is believed to be of the same species.

      • EatsBabyDingos

        One is "Brown Rice" and the other is "Wild Rice."

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Sounds like Rupert is hedging his bets.

    • sullivanst

      Nah. This is from the news section of the Journal, which still makes some kind of effort to hew to the facts, so that when the wingnuts blast-email editorials from the extreme rightwing cesspool opinion section, they can claim that it's the same source as the "trusted" WSJ news.

      • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I am becoming more and more convinced that the WSJ editorial board is a branch of the Onion.

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          And they've relocated to Montgomery, Alabama.

  • SorosBot

    I'm still not sure what the conspiracy over Benghazi was supposed to entail. So the Obama administration what, overestimated the relevance of the stupid youtube video in making the attackers angry? And/or they didn't use the word "terrorism" soon enough (even though he actually did so immediately after the attack)?

    Huh? How is this supposed to be an issue at all, much less damning to the administration? I don't get it.

    • MissTaken

      I *think* it stems from the righties still being butthurt that we didn't go in and bomb the shit out of Libya with a full war led by America, Fuck Yeah!®. Instead we pussied out and supported the boring and lame commie/socialist UN last year. Had we just nuked Libya back to the stone age none of those nasty brown Libyan people would be alive to attack the consulate a year later.

      • SorosBot

        Funny that at the time, Obama aiding the rebels against Gaddafi was a horrible misuse of the military. Then after the fact it became that he didn't do enough, and shouldn't have let our hated ally France take the lead for some reason.

        Just like when Clinton bombed the Serbs to stop the genocide of the Kosovars, or went after that bin Laden fellow after his group (Al something?) bombed one of our embassies, it was a great misuse of power and "wagging the dog". It's almost as if use of military force is only legitimate when the President is Republican.

        • MissTaken

          Clinton was the World's Policeman Who Got a Blowjob. BUT everything changed after 9/11 so stomping around the world screaming about terrorism is A-OK now because He Who Got A Blowjob was not President on 9/11.

          • SorosBot

            And getting a blowjob in the Oval Office is the most demeaning thing any President has ever done to America; it certainly was not just petty revenge for Nixon's forced resignation even though he was an actual crook.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          Yes, they are almost as all-over-the-place with Libya criticism as Ken Layne was in these very pages! (What, don't you get the Wonkette print edition?!)

          • Lascauxcaveman

            I'd almost forgotten that. I think that ol' worrywart Ken believed 'Bams was maybe going to send troops into Libya, next. He was certainly all up in the Prez's grille for awhile, wasn't he?

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          The "genocide of the Kosovars" has, as you know, roots in some very ancient history. It's not as simple as "the rotten Serbs fell upon and massacred the poor Muslim Kosovars." It's all part of the fallout of the collapse of the Osmanliye empire.

        • HistoriCat

          It's almost as if (the) use of military force is only legitimate when the President is Republican.

          Fixed that for you.

          • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

            Double thumbs up and lotsa GO 'p' for U.

          • HistoriCat

            You are too kind!

      • Estproph

        This.

        If we'd just do our job and conquer the rest of the world, then we wouldn't have to worry about terrorism or selling enough Big Macs ever again. But that lazy sumbich Obummer won't do it.

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          You gotta problem with Global Manifest Destiny© and its Golden Arches©?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Do you know what it feels like to read this after reading the history of colonialization for two years?

    • Doktor Zoom

      I just assume that it's an attempt to deflect attention from Mitt's insane "Obama sympathizes with the attackers" press release. The real scandal is that the administration — like virtually everyone in the west, including conservatives — initially conflated the motivation for Benghazi with the now clearly-unrelated riot in Cairo, which was in fact about the "Innocence of Muslims" video.

      • sullivanst

        While the actual riot in Cairo was clearly unrelated, it's still very far from clear that Mitt's continuing blind insistence that the attack in Benghazi had "nothing to do" with the video is anything close to true, what with the numerous eyewitness reports that the attackers had said they were motivated by the video, and the Reuters and NYTimes interviews with one of the leading participants in the attack both reference the video as motivation for it.

      • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

        I don't think that looking at the riots/attacks in Cairo and Benghazi in real time and getting it wrong is as scandalous as sticking to that story as the situations became more clear.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        It's not entirely clear that the riot was unrelated. Muslims all over the world have been protesting that stupid video. I'd like to see Joseph Nasrallah and Nakoula Bassely spend a LONG time in jail over this.

      • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

        The right insists that no one ever saw this imaginary video. The trailer is all that's made it out there, I think. It's been out there for months on YouTube but the night before riots in Cairo and 20 other cities in the Middle East and Europe, it was shown on a very popular program on Egyptian TV and been discussed by the BBC.
        The militia in Benghazi that did this is one of those weird Middle Eastern hybrid political party-social service agency — militias. Gun Room behind the Day Care at HQ, so to speak. They got pissed about the video and carried out the attack. The right are idiots to continue drilling on these points. It's BOTH an organized attack and in response to the video. It doesn't take much, there're always guys hanging around ready to rumble down at the biker clubhouse.

    • T3rbo

      It's all they have, and they are going to keep pretending that this issue is something anyone but them cares about. As a regular 'merican, I tend to believe that the people responsible for the deaths in Bengazi are…the people who assaulted the compound with machine guns and rocket propelled grenades. Would twelve more guards have been able to stop this? Probably not, I don't know. Did it take four hours to repel this assault? Yep. Would the Ambassador still be alive if we did something different? Perhaps.
      To me, at the end of the day, I blame the people who set fire to the compound for the deaths of those who died in that fire. Of course, none of this will come up tonight. Romney will pretend that Obama should have mounted flamethrowers on the ramparts of the compound, and Obama will pretend that he should keep addressing this issue, and Americans who are undecided will habitually check Facebook during the whole thing. It's just an attempt to run out the clock and keep Obama from scoring any more points.

      • Generation[redacted]

        If Obama had just decided let bin laden get away, Republicans wouldn't have to concentrate on this one event.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        "It's just an attempt to run out the clock and keep Obama from scoring any more points." Of course. Didn't you hear the two-minute warning whistle?

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      To me, the interesting thing is that to make all the Conservative paranoid theories work, you have to ignore that there were a bunch of protests about the video that day.

      Maybe Obama staged all of those so that he could try to cover up Libya for two weeks?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      They're trying to get the meme started that Obama is as weak on foreign policy as he is on domestic. However, due to their non-stop obstructionism in Congress, they've basically made it possible for Obama to shine on the foreign policy issues. The meme isn't catching on. They're telling the American people he's an apologist who is bullied by world powers and has no handle on foreign policy. They're trying to link the entire Arab Spring, al-Qaeda, the recent riots over the video, and events in Libya and Syria to show that he is weak and the Muslims (our sworn enemies forever as of this decade) do not fear him, as they would fear Romney.

      It ain't working. That's why it sounds so scattered and piss-poor.

      • SorosBot

        Well of course Obama is weak against the terrorist enemies; that's why Osama bin Laden is shipping champagne in Kabul today.

        • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

          With ace Tripoli pirate Hayreddin Barbarossa?

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Thank you, Weejee! You're FULL of good gifts today. I did not know about this fellow.

          • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

            Yer welcome.

          • Biff

            I loved Jane Fonda as Barbarossa!

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          The Democrats ace in the hole … the 99% REALLY don't want another war.

          • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

            Neither do most Israelis. If enough of us beat the shit out of the GOP and Likudniks on this, we may have peace for a couple of years.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      I got this, SorosBot:

      They're fuckin' nuts threatened by the strong blah man in the White House and they are grasping for straws.

      There.

  • DoucheWillis

    Hey, why does Fluttershy get double exposure here? Pinkie Pie all day erryday bitches.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    People with experience in intelligence and national security

    Not Breitbart

    a very difficult, complicated, time-consuming process

    Definitely not Brietbart

    they see nothing unusual or nefarious in the official story having evolved over time.

    Never in a million years Brietbart

  • smitallica

    Yes, and we all know how the Wall Street Journal is totally in the tank for Obama.

    • Esteev

      Totally! I mean "journal" even has an O in it!

  • prommie

    Paranoia strikes deep
    into your heart it will creep
    it starts when you're always afraid.

    Now I get it.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Dr. Dr. help me please, I know you'll understand
      There's a time device inside of me, Im a self-destructin man
      There's a red, under my bed
      And there's a little green man in my head
      And he said, you're not goin crazy, you're just a bit sad
      Cause there's a man in ya, knawin ya, tearin ya into two.

      Silly boy ya self-destroyer.
      Paranoia, the destroyer

      • prommie

        Kinky!

      • Toomush_Infer

        There's a Bob on the Dole over there…..sorry…..

    • FakaktaSouth

      stop, hey, what's that sound? dead andrew breitbart on the ground.
      I know I know, boo.
      whatever. But you got this damned song stuck in my head, so, not my fault.

      • prommie

        That song is nothing compared to the things you got stuck in my head so you quit complaining.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Bright Bart is standing at the Infinite Blackboard of Hell writing "I will not lie on the President" with a fingernail-sized piece of chalk forever. Demons are clapping eraser dust just to keep him motivated.

        • prommie

          And just imagine that screaching wince-inducing constant "screeee" that piece of chalk is making and is transmitting through his fingers to his bones! Yay, Andrew! Hey, what do you call one conservative bloviator dropping dead of a sudden massive coronary? A good start.

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

            The demons are perpetually screaming "behaaave yourself!!" in his face, also.

        • Rotundo_

          And not a drop of booze to be had.

      • Generation[redacted]

        There's a man with a blog over there
        Tellin' me, I've got to beware.

    • James Michael Curley

      "For what its worth" by the Buffalo Springfield and "We Gotta Get out of This Place" by the Animals were absolutely necessary on any play list in Vietnam if that South East Asian band wanted to hold the audience. In a few EM clubs they risked getting out alive if they didn't play "We Gotta Get out of This Place"

      Oh! and long pornographic versions of "Gloria" with the female dancers demonstrating some of the lyrics.

      • prommie

        You are old. That helps me narrow down the field of people you might be.

        • James Michael Curley

          I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.

          • WhatTheHeck

            Richard Crenna libel.

  • Allmighty_Manos

    Nov. 7 at Big Journalism: "Who's Benghazi again?"

    • FNMA

      Benghazi? He was great in The Big Lebowski.

    • calliecallie

      Isn't Ben Ghazi Brazilian?

      • Generation[redacted]

        Brazilian? That's a lot of Ben Ghazis!

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        No, you're thinking of Ben Gazzara.

  • sullivanst

    The GOP/Romney line of attack still remains that Obama didn't personally wade in, guns blazing, long before the facts could possibly be discerned. Romney, on the other hand, showed true leadership by politicizing the attacks before they were even finished, and making numerous gross and significant errors of fact in doing so.

    Seriously, Romney's foreign policy rhetoric is quite the most disgusting thing about his campaign: going very far out of its way at every semblance of a possibility to attack the President on what invariably turn out to be completely baseless grounds, but unable to cite any policy positions on which they differ from what Obama has been doing (although usually revealing this in the form of "Obama should've done x, y and z" when that's exactly what he's done already). In the best case, a President Romney's foreign policy would be to do what Obama's been doing, except be a total dick to everyone in public, constantly. In the worst case, his instinct to ask the Cheneyites first would have us in multiple new shooting wars within his first year.

    In other, truly important, news, Andrew Breitbart is still dead.

    • T3rbo

      Yep, this whole non issue is designed to take the focus away from Romney's total lack of foreign policy chops. He can only say "BOMB IRAN!!1" so many times in a row, so he has to stretch Bengazi into a two hour expose in order to keep the ball out of Obama's hands. Obama, if he were smart, would briefly address the issue, call Mitt out for repeatedly politicizing the issue, and move on in about three minutes.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      See, now, that last part really warms the cockles of my heart.

      • sullivanst

        Hurhur… cockles hurhurhur…

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Et tu, Sully? Et TU, YOU BRUTE???

  • FakaktaSouth

    This is all part of what I hate about these people. Just nonsense. It's all just nonsense to fit a narrative, facts don't matter, actual findings don't, dead people in a sad tragedy don't, it's just all fodder for their need to say stupid shit. I hate them. The idea that these fucktards would go so far as to ever accuse the WSJ or ANY bullshit news org that doesn't tow the "whatever the Pres did was wrong, even if it wasn't " line means they are somehow wrong (Even if I think most all of what Rupert sells is EGREGIOUSLY EVIL) makes me furious. These assholes can just shut the hell up.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      I love you because I can sit here all calm and let you be shrieky and ragey for me.

      • prommie

        Its impossible not to love her, in my experience.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          True.

  • 102415

    Well, actually, a lot of wall street types I know were hoping to continue doing well and we all know what happens as soon as Mitt gets his Mitts on things.Pretty soon it's not the 1% it's the 15 or twenty.

    • SorosBot

      Yeah, the Wall Streeters are doing just great under the Obama recovery, but see he doesn't kiss their asses enough which means he HATES CAPITALISM and is THE WORST PRESIDENT FOR JOB CREATORS™ EVAR!!

  • LesBontemps

    IMPEeACHH!!!!!11!!11!

  • gullywompr

    So, here's the deal on the 9/11 State Department car bomb story: After the attacks, the State Department building was evacuated, but of course so was the rest of DC, so there was a huge traffic gridlock, which meant that people could do little more than stand around outside and speculate with each other about what might have happened, and nobody was immune from this. Two guards were having a conversation, and a reporter was eavesdropping nearby, hoping to get a scoop (you should have seen how excited some people were that day, many seemed more hopped up on an adrenaline rush than they were terrified). While they were talking, a propane tank over at the Pentagon exploded as a result of the fire there, and was heard across the river at DoS. Of course, one guard asked the other what that explosion sound was, to which the other replied something like "I don't know, maybe it was a car bomb", and the intrepid reporter (unknown) had his scoop, and phoned it in (how he managed to do that is a mystery – I couldn't get through for hours). Blame the lamestream media for that one.

    • Gumboz1953

      I work at State and did on 9/11. After I got my car from the GW garage, I was driving back down 23rd and was abeam the State Department when I heard about the "car bomb." I looked at the building, intact and bomb-less, and said, "really?" Then maneuvered to get home as fast as I could, before all my relatives around the country (including my elderly father) had heart attacks. My teenage son, walking the Appalachian Trail (south to north)called me from the woods of Vermont to make sure I was still alive after the horrible car bomb. God I hate the 24 hour news cycle — nothing verified. Hate it even more now.

      • gullywompr

        But we did get hit with Anthrax shortly after.

        At least we're not in Southwest Asia…

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    And Liberal/Commie Wall Street Journal is owned by Dow Jones (which is owned by socialist Murdoch) so can we REALLY trust the Dow Jones Average???

    • LesBontemps

      And why isn't it the Dow Jones Exceptional?

    • MissTaken

      The Dow Jones average is a stupid index that no one really uses. It's only 30 companies that are deemed indicative of the market as a whole, but I don't go to parties with McDonald's and Wal-Mart 2 of the 30 people invited.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        No one but the press who spasm over every movement of those imaginary numbers and pass those spasms on to the ill-informed multitudes. Today is an extra-hatey stabby day. I wish to hate and stab all those motherfuckers. With, um, votes.

      • Biff

        I was so much happier when all I knew about Dow Jones was what I heard in a song…

  • barto

    Never fear, ghost of Breitbart, for there will certainly be plenty of WSJ editorials excoriating BO for the Benghazi events – the editors never read the actual stories in the paper.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    This is all a decoy. Romney is planning to ignore Libya and go for the jugular by NAILING Obama on his inadequate plans for dealing with the U.S.S.R.

    • pdiddycornchips

      Is that before or after he starts a trade war with China that costs his hedge fund buddies billions? Or will he call Bibi and ask him what he wants him to do?

    • jodyleek

      Don't forget Poland!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    That was strange. At least here, my entire IntenseDebased account vanished, but not my pee. Avatar, posts, went poof. Then came back shazaaam. Something weird going on here on the ides of Cocktober. Rmoney videos from Gloria Allred in 3,2,1???

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Obama has figured out that Wonkette is getting close to the truth. Drone strikes on all commenteers within the hour!

      • One_who_wanders

        I guess I can stop working on this project, in that case.

        I dropped two p-points one day last week and still haven't made up the ground. Not that I obsess or anything.

        • HistoriCat

          Are you on one of my projects? Stop goofing off – that's my job!

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          A couple of years ago we endured the Great Re-setting of P. That was back in the dark ages when Thumbs Down also existed. Of course it was a Soshulist Conspiracy designed to make us all appear equal, when we know we're not.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Allred denies the rumours. I have begun praying to a deity in whom I do not believe.

  • Redgyal

    Seriously those Newsmax headlines on the side are getting really stupid and redundant.

  • jesus_vs_gojira

    Then Obama made a spoof video where he looked under the table for the missing anti-Muslim video. Ha ha, good one!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    I vote for the saucy little red haired pony!

  • larrykat

    What, is Wonkette now screening posts like the goddamn Huffington Post?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Did you get a weird message about needing to be approved by an admin?

      • larrykat

        Yes, and the post never did appear (on a previous story). There was nothing really scandalous in it… though I called Bob Dole a "homo" it was in a loving way.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          I just replied to someone five minutes ago and my reply got eated. Yesterday, I had TWO comments eated after that sinister message. No message today, but ID is taking for-fucking-ever to load and refresh. And tonight's the debate.

          • sullivanst

            I think ID just likes to fuck with us. I lost a comment the other day, but it was too boring to complain about.

          • HistoriCat

            If anyone can help Wonkette find a decent commenting system, Rebecca will probably love them long time.

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

            Not going to lie, most of the others are terrible in ways that are different, but competing. As in, if we switch to Disqus, I doubt I'll be able to comment at all, if my experience with other sites any indication.

          • HistoriCat

            That's why I was hoping someone knew of a decent commenting system.ID isn't that bad most of the time … but their customer serviceseems to be non-existent.

          • sullivanst

            Agreed. I've struggled horribly with Disqus-based sites too, and LiveFyre's a fucking joke.

            The system that's annoyed me least was DKos' comment system, which I'm pretty sure was written in-house by ct. ID is the next least worst in my experience.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Like Skynet, Intense Debate has become self-aware.

  • James Michael Curley

    The New Yorker Magazine's endorsement of Obama says:
    "The reëlection of Barack Obama is a matter of great urgency. Not only are we in broad agreement with his policy directions; we also see in him what is absent in Mitt Romney—a first-rate political temperament and a deep sense of fairness and integrity. A two-term Obama Administration will leave an enduringly positive imprint on political life. It will bolster the ideal of good governance and a social vision that tempers individualism with a concern for community. Every Presidential election involves a contest over the idea of America. Obama’s America—one that progresses, however falteringly, toward social justice, tolerance, and equality—represents the future that this country deserves. http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2012/10/29/

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      You know who else was fond of umlauts?

      • sullivanst

        That's not an umlaut, it's a diaeresis.

        • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

          What the hell — I've been on this planet and speaking English for longer than I care to mention, and yet that's the first time I've heard that. Thank you!

          • sullivanst

            Strangely enough, I learned that in a History class.

            ETA: perhaps not so strange, though, since, except in the pages of New Yorker, and occasionally when writing stolen French words like "naïve" or "noël", that particular diacritic has been consigned to dustbin of history.

          • viennawoods13

            Charlotte, Emily and Anne would like to have a chat with you.

          • sullivanst

            Given they were all dead by the end of 1855, I don't think that much affects my point ;) Especially as their father made up that spelling for reasons unknown, but plausibly to seem more important by referencing Greek mythology.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          Immodium will clear that up.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Motley Crue? Blue Oyster Cult? Spinal Tap?

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Keyser Söze?

        (stolen from upthread

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Thanks, New Yorker. I'm sure that will change a lot of minds in Alabama, Mississippi, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

      • James Michael Curley

        Theys was all jumpin’ up and down an peeing in their britches when that there Noo Yawker shode a cover with a Muslim Obama and Michelle with the big Afro doin’ a turrist first bump in 2008.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, what we can learn from this is in Conservative circles, you should just bomb first, and worry about taking some time to figure out what happened after you blow up women and children.

    After all, it worked for George W. Bush.

  • Shypixel

    on a side note: What is with all the MLP? I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Bronie.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      "…nor have I ever been, a Bronie. "

      But you could be. Oh yes, you could be.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Yes, but apparently Dok is. And Moms are concerned!
      http://sdmomfia.com/2011/06/bronies-adult-men-who

      • BaldarTFlagass

        What disturbs me even more than Dok's weird obsession is the fact that you knew about this Bronie thing in the first place.

        • SorosBot

          Is it possible not to know about Bronies in this day and age?

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

            Remember, visiting MLP sites is a violation of your parole!

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            I was blissfully ignorant of this until Dok started posting here. And wish to return to said state, I hasten to add.

            Altho "YAY" here is kinda hot.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          All of Man's Knowledge is available in 5 seconds of Googling, especially That Which Is Stupidest.

          • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

            Is it my imagination or do those Kardashians look just like MLPs?

        • MissTaken

          I noticed MLP was on Netflix and after hearing about the Brony-thing I decided to watch an episode. Soon, I was watching 3 or 4 episodes at a time. I would sing Pinkie Pie's "Evil Enchantress" song to my boyfriend. I even got a little pony doll to sit on my desk at stare at me while on comment on our Wonkette. I'm truly addicted.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            They're like zombies, MissT. Be careful, you'll fall asleep at your desk one afternoon and wake up to plastic teeth sunk into your throat.

          • SorosBot

            And you've even made me watch a bunch of episodes. Not that I mind; it's cute.

          • UnholyMoses

            Not that I mind; it's cute.

            ::blink::

            ::blinkblink::

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            I think we need to review his Man Card.

          • MissTaken

            It's okay, I punched his Man Card with my tongue several times afterwards to keep his points up.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            In that case, I'll need you to review my Man Card, as well.

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Hell, I'm scared of real horses, like Flounder in Animal House; I don't even want to contemplate horses that talk and sing and do magic and stuff.

    • Doktor Zoom

      What's truly inexplicable is that I have yet to watch a single episode of the actual show.

      YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

  • Esteev

    There should be a law against calling something "Journalism" when it is clearly "Total Bullshit."

  • pdiddycornchips

    Terrorists kill our Ambassador and Republicans cheer. Chris Hitchens was right about that fifth column thing after all.

  • James Michael Curley

    "The Republican nominee has gotten away with a new secretiveness on his fundraising, his tax returns and his budget proposals – without paying much of a political price."

    All in one place for that Crazy Uncle who sends the Kenyan Muslim Communist emails.
    The Undisclosed Mitt Romney

  • bflrtsplk

    Now if only Obama hadn`t written the Emancipation Proclamation and forced Lincoln to read it, we would not be going through all this whatever it is that is supposed to be happening but I am just not smart enough to see.

  • Not_Mother

    So does this mean we can ditch the whole did he say "asshole" or "hole of the ass" thing and git back to the fun stuff like Barry's a gay married murderer, muslin infiltration and the librul media now?

    • Esteev

      No no, Obama's still a gay.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    If that's a fact, they must need a heroin IV drip to sleep at night.

  • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

    In a Romney Administration, American Jesus will whisper the truth into Mitt's ear as soon as something happens, and that will be the official story forever and ever lock, stock and .50 caliber barrel.

  • Esteev

    Hey, even Saddam wrote a book on Democracy.

  • Barrelhse

    Say "organ" again.

  • freddymcmurray

    "Dead Andrew Breitbart’s Big Journalism site"

    DAB's BJ's

    Coincidence I'm sure.

  • a_pink_poodle

    What's up with the Pony's?

    • ProgressiveInga

      We'd tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

      With ponies…

    • Esteev

      What part of "Obey" is confusing?

    • SorosBot

      What's up with the Pony's what? Her poster?

      • MissTaken

        Tiara?

  • DahBoner

    TRVTH

    In ancient Rome, 'U's were expensive, so they just used the less expensive 'V'.

    HISTORY.

    • prommie

      Its hard to carve a curve in stone, its easy to carve straight lines! History and kinda just practicalness.

  • LibrarianX

    I'm confused. Will Murdoch have someone from WSJ fed to his lions?

  • BlueStateLibel

    Obama's real failing here is that the tragedy wasn't blamed on Iran, isn't it? That's the way evil-eye Dick Cheney would've rolled.

  • el_donaldo

    Dead Breitbart: Reality is in the tank for Barack Obama!!!!!!!!!!

    Rational, real world community: Why, yes, yes it is.

  • Gleem McShineys

    Well, that is awesome. I love to see Corpsebart finally exposing the truth of what a shitty paper the WSJ is. *

    Keep up the good work! Murder every last RINO, for FREEDOMZ!! You're the only REAL TRUE HONEST ones, Big Government folks!

    * Also, this is one of my beliefs, that the WSJ is a shitty paper. And I am a LIBRAL. Therefore, you must destroy BigDeadBart, for it is also in league with LIBRALS!!

    *sings* It's The Circul(ar firing squad) Of Life!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      *Some*body's almost as neurotically hysterical as *I* am, today.

  • chascates

    If Obama said it was cloudy today the wingtards would claim there was a conspiracy or coverup.

    • sullivanst

      "Those aren't clouds, they're just a smokescreen"

      "CHEMTRAILS!"

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAARP!!!

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    The WSJ should just pull a Kevin Kline (heh) from "Dave" and come out of the closet for Obama.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Is anyone ever going to get to the bottom of the making of that piece of shit movie? Whose interests and agenda make sense out of fooling people into shooting a vague historical "epic", then overdubbing it with inflammatory insults against Islam, and then making sure it is youtube-injected exactly where it will cause the most religious and cultural butthurt?

    • prommie

      Mossad apparently has some skills. And Sheldon Adelson, the bagman for Likud buying a president, its something what happens in plain sight and its like The Emporer's New Clothes, everyone is so mau-mau-ed with the "Hitler," you are Hitler if you call Israel an apartheid State.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Israelis are too smart to shit where they live like that. Dumb rich fuckers (regardless of religion) over here are a different matter, though.

        On a tangent about dumb rich fuckers: I am surprised that so many of them are dumb and rich. The Newsweek Conventional Wisdom used to be that the Oligarchs were using the Cultural Conservatives to make sure they kept their money; but nowadays it seems like there are many dumb, old, rich true-believing Christianists as well.

        • Gleem McShineys

          Put me in the Adelson Did It camp, since he seems to be very much in the business of influencing elections here (and abroad.*)
          I think his basic game is to try to get Romney/Netanyahu contemporaneous administrations.

          I don't know about that "shitting where you live" is an open-and-shut argument against Israel having a hand in this.. The USA will back Israel no matter what happens. You know, "Too Big To Fail" but with foreign policy. Irate and/or openly hostile neighbors to Israel has been pretty goddamn good business for them, so far.

          *He owns a free paper in Israel that is drinking all the milkshakes of all the newspapers in Israel, nearly bankrupting them, and it is also pretty much known as "The Bibi Times."

        • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

          I did this weekend read a totally awesome conspiracy theory about how the whole thing was perpetrated by shadowy right-wingers who then used mercenaries (with the help of Mossad) to pull off the consulate attack in the hope of creating a foreign crisis for Romney to take advantage of and use as fodder against Obama's foreign policy in general. Sort of like how Reagan could attack Carter over the Iran hostage crisis in 1980. It's so crazy, it must be true!

          • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

            this flag seems false…

    • James Michael Curley

      There's been a lot being disclosed. I can't remember it all, names and such; but seems to be some drunken idiot working under an alias with funding from a well moneyed radical christian fundamentalist group who practices the anti-Muslim/pro-Israel the Apocalypse is coming. You know the modern day equivalent of political activism as practiced by far right Republican morons.

      I think he also has priors and now CA is examining what may be a fraudulent state filing.

      • GeorgiaBurning

        The fool who produced the film was in violation of his parole; but it's likely nothing much will be done to his backers. Rich scheming fucks inciting a mob to murder for political purpose is, historically, a protected act in California. Though it usually doesn't go international.

        • James Michael Curley

          Gov. Moonbeam’s got grow a pair soon or he will have a short term. (You know he’ll run again even though he says he won’t)

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Oh, for a minute there I thought you were still talking about "Prometheus." I was like, dude, it wasn't that bad.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        I haven't seen that yet. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Okay, does it happen in space?

    • Generation[redacted]

      We won't know the whole truth until we see Atlas Shrugged Part III, which I assume will be 2 1/2 hours of radio monologue.

  • fitley

    I heard they use a Ouiji board to get their story ideas.

  • MosesInvests

    Nobody expects the Provencal Inquisition!

  • calliecallie

    WSJ deserves this. They've just been reprinting corporate news releases as actual news for some time. No editing, no reading probably even. Somebody just slipped them the Obama spin news release on acceptable corporate letterhead and they printed it, no questions asked.

  • cousinitt

    Breitbart? Ee's just restin', tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

  • rickmaci

    Romoney campaign had a numerous warnings from the secret Mormon world wide network with hundreds of thousand of spies that an attack on the embassy was imminent but deliberately kept that information from the administration so they could manipulate the event in their favor afterwards. Really. I read that on the interwebs someplace.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LibertyLover

    Your comment must be approved by the site admins before it will appear publicly.

    You

  • LibertyLover

    Can't

  • LibertyLover

    Get

  • LibertyLover

    It

  • LibertyLover

    Off

  • LibertyLover

    Your

  • LibertyLover

    S h o e s?
    S h o e s are the offending word?

    Really? Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Yeah, I said something with s-h-ooz in it and my comment got eated, too.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Shoes.

      • Blueb4sinrise

        Chet is in on the conspiracy to ban freedom of footware!!!!!!!.

      • Blueb4sinrise

        shoes

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      You need to add one more comment on the subject in a final attempt. Something like 'Well exc-sho-o-oooes me!"

  • BaldarTFlagass

    So, I guess this is the last post of the day? Everybody getting their drinky on for tonight or what?

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Hic!

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        *high-five's*

    • UnholyMoses

      I'd drink if: a.) I were watching the debate; 2.) was able to drink.

      But I'm not doing #1 because, at this point, it's not a debate to help folks decide on who to vote for, as anyone who hasn't decided yet it too stupid to be allowed to vote.

      It's a debate for the Villagers so they can wank endlessly about who won and why this is a Game Changer, and Who Won the Night, and update their barely read pages and blogs with not-all-that-insightful insights into some comment that no one really gave two fucks about at the time, but that they'll repeat endlessly as if everyone in America cares.

      Or, tl;dr: Debate = fucking retawded.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        This Debate Is For Entertainment Purposes Only

    • MissTaken

      I'm gonna drink! It's the first debate that I'll be home in time to watch from beginning to end. I'll drink each time Mitt lies about Libya, the bottle of wine will be gone in 47 seconds!

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Better pick up one of those gallon bottles of E&J Gallo.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      The Eds are all doing tequila shooters to get limbered-up. Either that or they're talking to IntenseDebased tech in Bangalore about the blog, which likely produces a similar effect.

  • LibertyLover

    Your comment must be approved by the site admins before it will appear publicly.

    Is the site admins Imelda Marcos?

    Since when are "S h o e s" an offensive word? :-)

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Maybe it dates back to those clothing spams that used to show up here. "Prada as low as $49"

    • UnholyMoses

      The word in a main comment = GONE!

      The word in a comment to a comment = SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOE SHOEZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • UnholyMoses

      And it's only the plural of the word, apparently.

      Shoe

      See?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      shoes

    • SorosBot

      Maybe our editors are offended by the increasing wingnut-dom of a certain newspaper comic strip?

    • UW8316154

      I suppose it is better than finding out your comment was "thrown out"….?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      oh my god, shoes.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Is it really even a "conspiracy" when they do it out in the open and in broad daylight? I mean, they even have that Protocols of the Elders book, it's been in print for a hundred years.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    This is bad news for John McCain and for hobbits

    • UnholyMoses

      And shoes, apparently.

    • sullivanst

      Maybe ID was getting drowned by footwear-related spam, or something?

      • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

        Could be? Mostly, I just happened to have been browsing the olde wonkette thread I hyperlinked above.. it mentions WSJ, features McCain in a hilarious photoshop like he's possessed by Golem; and includes the following sentence:

        Hobbits are of course the most topical fantastical children’s story character for a columnist to choose this summer

        That was Kirsten Boyd Johnson, re: use of LOTR references during 2011; this summer of course that same thing could be said, vis-a-vis DokZ's favored pop culture prop, of My Little Ponies~

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Shoes?

  • lulzmonger

    Sounds like Hawkins' widdle bum-bum has a case of the unhappys!

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Well I'll be damned. Maybe someones special child wore those foot covering things.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      You mean Trig's shoes? Why are they banning that?! So retarded.

      • Blueb4sinrise

        HMPPHH!!!!!!!!!
        SPECIAL TREATMENT !!
        SPECIAL TREATMENT!!
        SPECIAL TREATMENT !!
        SPECIAL TREATMENT!!
        SPECIAL TREATMENT !!
        SPECIAL TREATMENT!!

      • UnholyMoses

        How come I can't write the plural of that word w/out it being eated? To whom do I need to give oral pleasure to get my comments uneated?

        Huh? HUH? HEEENNNNGGHHH??!?!?!

      • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

        girt.

  • UnholyMoses

    I need some new shoes, as my old shoes are worn out and some new shoes would be wonderful!

    BTW — This last debate is retar–er–stupid. Anyone who is still undecided is too … um … stupid<./em> to be allowed to vote. It's just for Villagers who want to wank about who "won" and fill their barely-read pages and blogs with uninteresting and full-of-conventional-stupid not-really-that-insightful insights into Mitt and Obama's comments.

    I mean, really. I'd rather watch MNF, or the NLCS, or even House Hunters International (why is real estate in Toronto so fucking expensive, anyway? I mean, Paris I get, but … Toronto?).

  • UnholyMoses

    S h o e s = COMMENT EATED!!

    WTF, Editrix? Y'all farm out the blog to Chinese children or something?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Retarded shoe Trig. (Testing out a theory here, folks.)

    • UnholyMoses

      You … ::pointing at Chet:: … YOU can post …. ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        I have transcended mere "good" and "bad" words.

        • Jus_Wonderin

          Do we begin our worship now, or do you get to set the time? Oh, my bad. I will wait and speak when spoken to.

          • HistoriCat

            This is obviously a result of Obama's anti-colonial agenda.

    • Loch_Nessosaur

      In a past life all those words were in posts of mine that ended up being sent off into the ethernet.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Is it your p-ness?

      • sullivanst

        Not that, MittBorg gets censored.

        • Blueb4sinrise

          Yeah, well, there's other reasons for that though.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    aaaahhhhhhhhhhh- SHOEs!!

  • MissTaken

    I've had it! Time to throw some shoes at this post!

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      ok but just break the shoes to me gently~

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        throwing shoes is retarded?

        Seems my being purged by IntenseDebased earlier today now lets me use r**t**ded without flogging.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    The plural of shoe is shoes.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      And if you kick shoes in the s you get shoe.

      Is this some sorta shoo-fly pie thing? The rules are all sticky with molasses?

    • LibertyLover

      huh… it's a mystery.

    • MissTaken

      The plural of trigger is triggers.

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

        The plural of WITCH is WITCHES

    • Quinn Fabray

      lol course are :D

  • Fox n Fiends

    SORRY WINGTARDS YOUR RED MEAT HAS E COLI

    • Gleem McShineys

      Like explosive diarrhea has ever stopped them before.

  • LibertyLover

    Personally, I am waiting for the other shoe to drop…

    • Lot_49

      Where's our Cocktober Surprise? It's actually not too early to deploy it.

  • Cody

    i love the unicorn

  • – A

    Hi my friends?

  • Quinn Fabray

    hi

  • Mittens Howell, III

    So shoes me.

  • UW8316154

    only the wimmenz

  • LibertyLover

    First, they ban your shoe s and now our Brazilian overlords are back…

    Coincidence?

    I think not.

    • MissTaken

      They just reminded me to schedule my next Brazilian. So I guess, yay?

      • SorosBot

        Thanks, LibertyLover!

    • Quinn Fabray

      i do not want to fight, ok, xoxo

    • Generation[redacted]

      How many overlords do we have? A brazillion?

    • UnholyMoses

      Tell them their nuts suck.

  • Quinn Fabray

    I do not understand this psot, can you guys explain to me? pls

    • – A

      kkkkkkkk ninguém vai explicar falar nada

      • Quinn Fabray

        calada kkk

    • Cody

      google translator

      • Quinn Fabray

        be quiet

        • Cody

          ok

  • Quinn Fabray

    Its all about unicorns?

    • Cody

      and sh0es

      • Quinn Fabray

        oh, that is to interesting

  • – A

    We want to make friendship uneducated Americans

    • MissTaken
      • – A

        folow-me

        • MissTaken

          I too unedubicated two folow yoo

    • sullivanst

      Yes, I always find calling people uneducated is a foolproof way of making friends with them.

    • UnholyMoses

      If you want uneducated Americans, you might wanna check over here.

    • SorosBot

      …the fuck?

  • Radiotherapy

    Just heard on Innanity: He has more on the Benghazi "Cover-Up."

    • BlueStateLibel

      What the hell could a "cover-up" be? it was a horrible tragedy, but so was 9/11, and no one accused Dubya of a "cover-up." Or Reagan when those Marines were killed in Beirut. I still don't see where they possibly think they could go with this. But let them bang their heads against a wall for all I care.

      • sullivanst

        no one accused Dubya of a "cover-up."

        Apparently you'll be surprised to hear news of the latest movie starring Martin Sheen and Buddy Harrelson.

        So make that "nobody in their right minds …"

  • Quinn Fabray

    Now i got to go, byee

    • Cody

      bye biatch

      • – A

        BIATCH?? fail kkkkkk

        • Cody

          fail yo ass

  • Quinn Fabray

    Hey, follow me pls :D

    • LibertyLover

      Where are you going that we need to follow you there?

    • UnholyMoses

      Hey, go away pls

    • SorosBot

      I still can't forgive you for lying to your boyfriend about the baby being his, even though you had never actually had sex with him.

  • UnholyMoses

    Well … given that most of us can't post about footwear in the plural form, can we at least get a new thread?

    Or are our editors already drunk and passed out?

    Hello?

    This thing on?

    Bueller?

    Frye?

    Cox?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      "Uhura, get me Starbase 12."

      "Sir, all subspace communication is being blocked."

      "Is there something you can do by tinkering with that panel down there?"

      "I can kick it, Sir."

      "Kick it! Kick it now!"

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Mr Scott, engage Brazilian shields!

        • LibertyLover

          Better than engaging Brooke Shields.

          Less effective than engaging underarm shields though.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Goddamnit, who was supposed to be on Brazilian Watch?!

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Have never cared for Brazil nutz. Now if Pelé were posting…

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Too late! They're inside the perimeter! That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

      • emmelemm

        You better just start dealing with it, Baldar.

    • mille derps

      Watch on, watch off…

    • Gleem McShineys

      Somebody ought to wax them.

      • LibertyLover

        I see what you did there.

        • Gleem McShineys

          No way, it should have been sooo smoooth!

  • mavenmaven

    This coming from people who blocked even photos of the funerals of the thousands killed in the Iraq war run by the GOP for profit, lied about Jessica Lynch and Pat Tillman, and are banging the drums for another bloody war in Iran… They only care about incidents like this if they get political/economic gain from it.

    • sullivanst

      They only care about incidents like this anything at all if they get political/economic gain from it.

      FIFY.

  • – A

    Adios para usted kkk

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    No posts all afternoon and now the best witty repartee Brazil has to offer.

    OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      OFFS 4 sure

    • Blueb4sinrise

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • UnholyMoses

      Be friends, kkkkkkkkkkk? xoxox para dande est

    • LibertyLover

      Follow me, pls. kkkkkk

      ;-)

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      [drinks] woot!

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So, has Wonkette gone on strike? Or simply been taken over by the Brazilians? Why are shoes not allowed? Yet Fascistic Little Ponies are OK. Is this retarded, or is there a deeper meaning?

    All I know is that I have four more hours to kill before I will have an intoxicant of any kind within my grasp. You think you have problems? Think about that.

    • LibertyLover

      Breathe. In. Out. Repeat.

      You should be good until then.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Whoa.

  • Fuck Toad

    Always with the ponies with you, Doktor…

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    NEEDZ MOAR PONEEZ PLZ!!11!DOKTORB!

  • ttommyunger

    But Breitbart is still dead, right?