WE ARE ALL OVER THIS  1:28 pm October 19, 2012

Ohio Soup Kitchen Obviously The Real Villain In Paul Ryan’s Dishwatergate

by Doktor Zoom

"Hungry people cannot be good at learning or producing anything, except perhaps violence." -- Pearl S BuckIn yet another example of the weird-ass confluence between food and politics in the current campaign season, the Youngstown, Ohio soup kitchen where Paul Ryan staged a photo-op by washing clean pans is now facing an angry wave of cancelled donations, maybe! Nothing supports the GOP stance of letting private charity take the place of government programs like starving some homelesses out of bungled-photo-op spite. Or maybe it’s receiving a surge of generous private donation fom libruls who want Big Government to provide everything to the Poors? Or some of each? As you recall, the St. Vincent DePaul Society’s president, Brian J. Antal, objected after the Ryan team “ramrodded their way” into the kitchen after it had already finished serving local Poors their gruel for the day, saying that the empty gesture never should have been allowed. As a result, Romney/Ryan supporters have withheld donations from the Catholic charity and flooded it with angry phone calls. God told them to, we are quite sure.

Says Antal,

“It appears to be a substantial amount,” Antal said. “You can rest assured there has been a substantial backlash.”

Antal says he can’t give an actual dollar amount. “I can’t say how much [in] donations we lost,” he said. “Donations are a private matter with our organization.”

HuffPo’s Jason Cherkis also reports that Antal and the charity’s volunteers have had to field “hundreds of angry phone calls,” and that their Facebook page had mean comments posted to it, like

“I hope you lose your tax emempt[sic] status,” “Anyone who is thinking about donations to you should think twice” and “Shame on you Brian Antal!”

There is rudeness on the internet? Egad! After the HuffPo story broke, the overwhelming majority of recent messages on the page have been from libruls promising to support the soup kitchen, which is nice, we suppose; the whole fuck-tussle mirrors the backlash and counter-backlash of online consumer reviews of the pizzeria whose owner hugged a black man — with most of the “reviews” coming from people who’d never been to the restaurant, of course.

Seriously, kids, are Americans now so fat they only want to vote with their mouths?

 
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Tom October 19, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Soup kitchens = socialism!

ChillBill October 19, 2012 at 1:30 pm

This is nothing compared to the grief I get at home when I don't do the dishes.

IndianaKevin October 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I hear ya, brother, and I feel your grief!

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm

My cat gives me withering stares as well

Beowoof October 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Even when I do the dishes, my dish washing style is the subject of critical review.

viennawoods13 October 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm

My husband keeps telling me that I am doing it wrong, and that he does it much better. So I have been letting him do that for 25 years. (same goes for folding laundry).

Boojum October 19, 2012 at 9:26 pm

I hope you lose your tax emempt status.

RufusTFirefly October 20, 2012 at 1:03 am

What are dishes?

HRH_Maddie October 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Republicans are a mean-sprited bunch. "I don't like what you have to say, so I hope innocent people starve!" I'll be sure to send a donation to the soup kitchen just so they know that not all people suck.

WABishop October 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm

It's even more convoluted than that: "I don't like what you have to say when you say you should remain silent or people who don't like what you say will get upset!"

Callyson October 19, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Thumbs up to you for the donation.

And yeah, next time some wingnut starts up with that "conservatives give more to charity than liberals do," I'll bring this crap up…

Assholes.

Gratuitous World October 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm

if they hit them with some 1-star Yelp reviews, the homeless will never go there.

ChillBill October 19, 2012 at 1:33 pm

You can find it under "Best Hobo Beans."

nounverb911 October 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Too bad Ryan didn't slip on the greasy floor (with votes).

hollywooddood October 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm

You can always count on Romney Ryan supporters to be assholes.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 19, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Empirical data from weeks of driving throughout a major metropolitan area demonstrates conclusively that a Romney/Ryan bumper sticker is an extremely accurate barometer for determining the dickheadedness of the given driver.

Isyaignert October 19, 2012 at 2:51 pm

After all, Ayn Rand, whom Rayn worships, is the patron saint of @ssholes.

Crank_Tango October 19, 2012 at 1:32 pm

My gf rather likes it when I do some ramrodding in the kitchen, go figure.

FakaktaSouth October 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I like kitchen counters. Kitchen counters are just the right height.

prommie October 19, 2012 at 1:59 pm

5' 7" is just the right height.

Boojum October 19, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Are they tax emempt?

IndianaKevin October 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Y'all are perverted. I like you.

M. Bouffant October 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Not perverted, kinky. Big diff, actually.

Beowoof October 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Well the kitchen is always a nice place for a little nosh on the way to bed.

HobbesEvilTwin October 19, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Seriously, kids, are Americans now so fat they only want to vote with their mouths?

blrg slrup arblg*

* That means "yes" in fatspeak.

BeefHardcake October 19, 2012 at 1:37 pm

That's how we increase voter turnout in this country; put a chewing-activated voting device inside every bag of Funyuns.

gullywompr October 19, 2012 at 1:44 pm

A chicken in every pot, and a car elevator in every garage.

bflrtsplk October 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm

A chicken in every pot; a Big Mac next to the lever in the voting booth.

littlebigdaddy October 19, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Yeah, like these asswipes ever give money to a charity in the first place.

KeepFnThatChicken October 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Well, he did say it was "a substantial amount".

Lot_49 October 19, 2012 at 1:52 pm

And he also said donations are a private matter. There's a bit of a problem there.

shelwood46 October 19, 2012 at 3:44 pm

It's a pity they won't reveal the figure, because I would love to start a campaign to shame Ryan/Romney into making a large donation to make up the shortfall. Not that anything is stopping them from doing so to set an example for their idiot supporters.

Schmannnity October 19, 2012 at 1:33 pm

There's a giant left-wing conspiracy to make Paul Ryan look like an asshole and its leader is . . . . Paul Ryan.

noodlesalad October 19, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Teabaggers just don't get the whole soup kitchen idea. Wouldn't a "Deep Fried Snickers Bar Kitchen" do a better job in the fight against hunger?

Weenus299 October 19, 2012 at 1:35 pm

This does not disprove that the best way to get into a soup kitchen without actually being an icky poor person, is to spoon.

OkieDokieDog October 19, 2012 at 1:35 pm

The Nuns On The Bus need to swing by and pick up those poors and drop them off at Paul Ryan's tax-payer funded flop-house.

ManchuCandidate October 19, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Assholes be assholing.

JudasPeckerwood October 19, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Whatsoever you do to the least of my running mates, that you do unto me.

Spurning Beer October 19, 2012 at 1:37 pm

In protest, I shall not patronize the St. Vincent dePaul facility for any meals in the future.

hagajim October 19, 2012 at 1:37 pm

I think it's horrible that Ryan used the place for a photo op without permission – but good God almighty what kind of asshole do you have to be to pull a donation because they said something – gotta love the Xtians….so forgiving.

BlueStateLibel October 19, 2012 at 1:50 pm

According to these Xtians, forgiveness is for GOPeers caught with rent boys, urging their mistresses to have abortions, etc., NOT for the poor and oppressed.

LesBontemps October 19, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Poors must be shamed for their poorness! That is the way to help them not be poor anymore!

Doktor Zoom October 19, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Also, anyone who has a refrigerator or color TV is not poor.

CommieLibunatic October 19, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Hell, I remember hearing about a Salvation Army soup kitchen that threatened to close it's doors if a local gay marriage law passed. Good to know their heart is in the wrong place.

valgal2342 October 19, 2012 at 1:38 pm

"Well, we'll just take our non existent donations to your soup kitchen and get ourselves a sammich at Chick fil A! So there bfffffffffffffffffftttttttt!"

Hera Sent Me October 19, 2012 at 1:38 pm

My wife says she has to rewash the dishes after I wash them, so what's the point?

"We [husbands] are dumb, but we are not so dumb." – Bill Cosby.

Isyaignert October 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Haha – my uber lazy, goodfernuthin' chronically unemployed, yet, curiously narsassic ex-husband used to purposely fuk up chores around the house so I'd end up doing EVERYTHING because he pretended that he couldn't do FUKKING ANYTHING right (on purpose).

Now, I've got a real prince of a husband – he does a great job washing dishes without complaint, because I cook him a fabulous dinner every day (except on our weekly date night, of course).

WhatTheHeck October 19, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Jesus, can you stay out of politics, please. Some of your followers have lost understanding of “Faith, Hppe and Charity.”

An_Outhouse October 19, 2012 at 1:39 pm

It really is hard to tell from the HP article whether the mean people were Romney or Obama supporters. Isn't it possible people were pissed that they let Ryan in there?

FakaktaSouth October 19, 2012 at 1:39 pm

“I hope you lose your tax emempt[sic] status,”

I, too, hope all Catholic things lose their tax exempt status. And Baptist, Methodist, and OH YES, ESPECIALLY Mormon. But not because I am a right wing dick blaming a charity for a loser candidate's gross abuse of them with a staged bullshit photo-op.

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:07 pm

If this asshat had attended a Catholic parochial school I guarantee you he'd know how to spell "exempt" or have broken knuckles to show for it.

Isyaignert October 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm

“The divorce between Church and State ought to be absolute. It ought to be so absolute that no Church property anywhere, in any state or in the nation, should be exempt from equal taxation; for if you exempt the property of any church organization, to that extent you impose a tax upon the whole community.”

– President James A. Garfield

Doktor Zoom October 19, 2012 at 3:38 pm

"Also, I hate Mondays"

Isyaignert October 19, 2012 at 4:09 pm

We used to call it "Moanday" but since we're retired now, every day is Saturday! I recommend it highly.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Don't worry, the market will provide a solution: in 3-4 weeks, after this place goes bankrupt, another soup kitchen will take it's place. That's how capitalism works, people.

Biff October 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Yes–a newer, smaller, leaner, and more profitable soup kitchen!

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Of course. And as everyone knows, hobos/those who refuse to take responsibility will go to the soup kitchen that has the best service, best gruel, etc., so this is a major win win. I heard that the SVDP people have a near monopoly of feeding the lazy, which is bad for consumers…

LesBontemps October 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Invisible hand is magical.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Poors can haz market failure?

elviouslyqueer October 19, 2012 at 1:39 pm

These fucking motherfucking fuckers. Jesus (literally) wept.

freakishlywrong October 19, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Oh Xtian fuckwits. These must be the same "Christian" teatards that protested Nuns on a bus. Cuz, you know, abortion or something.

KeepFnThatChicken October 19, 2012 at 1:41 pm

The invisible hand of the charity marketplace will give you the finger.

gullywompr October 19, 2012 at 1:41 pm

I guess we're down to 999 points of light now.

Goonemeritus October 19, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Democratic administration’s got Hitler and Bin Laden; Republicans are bringing the hugging pizza guy and this soup kitchen to justice. It is nice to know both Parties take our security seriously.

Chet Kincaid_ October 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm

If Ryan's people now issued a press release saying, "listen, don't punish those who are down on their luck by withdrawing your contributions from a worthy charitable organization over a scheduling mixup", that would be a classy and humanizing gesture. That's why there's no way they'll do it.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 1:43 pm

I don't understand how the proposed statement preserves Ryan's victim status?

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:11 pm

He could preface it by saying "Even tho I'm the real victim here…"

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Yeah, set up a fund for himself to help ease the pain, all proceeds go to SVDP soup kitchen, less administrative fees. Dickface "Paul" Ryan got his photo op ruined by librul memorial fund?

pdiddycornchips October 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm

What would Jesus do? Probably wait til dinner time when the place is full, lock the doors and burn the place to the ground because Jesus hates Libruls right?

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I think that's what Chuck Norris would do, to prevent the 1,000,000,000 years of darkness.

weejee October 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Looks like Dok's unicorn is getting ready to kick sum butts.

MissTaken October 19, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Kicking butt gets you your butt's Cutie Mark.

Blueb4sinrise October 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Vincent de Paul was FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and = HITLER!!!!!!!!!

Schmannnity October 19, 2012 at 1:43 pm

SOUP MOOCHERS UNITE!

Chet Kincaid_ October 19, 2012 at 1:44 pm

It is better to snuff out one candle and curse the darkness.

Biff October 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Wrong, douche–being allowed to politicize a homeless shelter should be the way to have your "tax emempt[sic] status" revoked.

anniegetyerfun October 19, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Seriously, though, people fucking suck so much.

ETA: Also, I don't give to St. Vincent de Paul because of their homophobia, so this makes it tough, because I automatically want to help anyone who the Republicans don't like.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I do because utilitarianism. They are very visible in Denver-they have a storefront thrift store with a soup kitchen and family aid center in the back. I'm not worried too much about their views-they could be homophobic in their HR policies, but they do a lot of good for people. I have never had anyone ask me if I was gay/not gay when dropping off donated items…

anniegetyerfun October 19, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Of course, no one ever asks if you are gay when they are taking from you. But I care about HR practices, and if I have the choice between working with a charity that won't hire gay people and one that will, then I am obviously going to go with the gay-friendly company. That's why I give money and donations to Goodwill instead of St. Vincent de Paul.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm

All of your points are valid and I agree with you. Mostly. I really really despise the Catholic Church-a friend of mine tried to kill himself when I was in 5th grade after being molested, I have family that has been molested by the clergy, and their social dogma is repulsive. I would never give money to the Church under any circumstances. BUT.
Goodwill helps people through employment, but the SVDP helps poor families through direct aid. I don't really engage with my community or volunteer in any meaningful way, so I like to think that the donations I give to the SVDP go to the community I live in. I guess Goodwill does the same thing but in a more indirect way, and I am not sure if you can stop a deviant evil organization like the Holy Mother Church by not donating to the SVDP…

Monsieur_Grumpe October 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Oh fer pffffft!
I'm sending a check to the shelter to offset the Ryan taint of his visit.
http://www.svdpusa.org/Donate.aspx

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:08 pm

You can donate online too. Make sure to specify it's for Youngstown, OH, so they know

SnarkOff October 19, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Say, if those Republicans were willing to pay a little more in taxes, those poorz could make enough to feed themselves….oh, nevermind.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Have you seen these people who are not rich? Most of them are black, I think, or Mexican anchor babies, and all of them refuse to take personal responsibility and would rather wait in line at a soup kitchen instead of pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. Would Jesus pay more taxes to help these people? I think not, he would deliver a stern, fatherly lecture about gittin' 'r' dun'.

Beowoof October 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm

First you have to get the republican boot off your neck before you can pull yourself up.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Don't forget to thank them for providing you some bootstraps to grasp at

Wilcoxyz October 19, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Romney commented, "Since Obama's been president, donations at St. Vincent's are down."

Blueb4sinrise October 19, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Careful, you might end up with a job at RNC.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Yep, donations peaked in the good old days when gas was $1.80 a gallon. Why is obama driving up gas prices and making people selfish?

Joshua Norton October 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm

flooded it with angry phone calls.

Because SHUT UP! That's why.

IndianaKevin October 19, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I like your reasoning abilities.

pdiddycornchips October 19, 2012 at 1:52 pm

It's indeed a sad day when conservatives can't even use the poors as political props without someone getting all high and mighty about it. If God didn't want the rich to exploit the poor he would have made everyone rich, Hey iibruls!!! No soup for you!!!

Joshua Norton October 19, 2012 at 1:53 pm

I'd welcome Ryan to stop by my place for some pot scrubbing photo ops. My kids fight over who has to push the button to start the dishwasher.

Estproph October 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Think of aqll the time those assholes must have taken away from beating their wives to complain so much!

mrblifil October 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Wives?

Beowoof October 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I think he meant kicking the dog. Cause who would marry one of those guys?

Radiotherapy October 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Antal was ramrodded.

coolhandnuke October 19, 2012 at 1:55 pm

I had a similar response to Dubya's cod piece Mission Accomplished photo-op. I called up the owner of that aircraft carrier and told him " no thank you sir, I will not be donating nor frequenting your establishment."

smellypossum October 19, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Ryan: Fake photo op. Fake compassion. Fake human.

I really fear a return of the W shrub neocon death-cult cabal…

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Silly, you misspelled "Compassionate Conservative"

ph7 October 19, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Nothing like dropping bricks on those at the bottom rung of the 47ers% ladder.

mavenmaven October 19, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Repubs will give all their charity money now to P90X.

Negropolis October 19, 2012 at 11:36 pm

'Cause God knows that Tony Horton isn't rich enough. lol

chascates October 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Fuck these people. Fuck the people who were upset at Dos Equis because an actor from their commercial held a fundraiser for Obama. And fuck anyone who goes to see 'Hating Breitbart' and doesn't yell out FAGGOT whenever Breitbart appears on screen.

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Is this an actual thing, this "Hating Breitbart"?

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm

It's a real thing like herpes are a real thing Not what you think it is

chascates October 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm

'Hating Breitbart': Legacy Of Conservative Warrior http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/10/19/

This is the Citizen Kane AND Casablanca of the tinfoil hat crowd.

M. Bouffant October 19, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Yet it hasn't raked in nearly as much as Douche D'Bags magnum opus.

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Heh, I posted this hours ago in Wonkville. :-P

Doktor Zoom October 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Will you cut that out! (I actually may use a Wonkville thing tomorrow… alas, not one of yours… but I'm LOOKING, OK???????)

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm

As a result, Romney/Ryan supporters have withheld donations from the Catholic charity and flooded it with angry phone calls. God told them to, we are quite sure.

So the Al Smith dinner last night? Romney should just have given that a miss since, you know, one Catholic terror organization means all Catholics are terrorists.

Right? Let's ask Pam Geller!

actor212 October 19, 2012 at 2:03 pm

If Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney were any kind of human beings, they'd immediately write a check for the shortfall and encourage their donors to do the same.

Sadly…

mrblifil October 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Back in the day they would have just burned it down.

T3rbo October 19, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Yep, now because of the librul media, all Ryan can do is crash his campaign into it and watch it burn. I miss the old days.

BTWBFDIMHO October 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Another Republican who used to give money to Charity was David Vitter. No wait, her name was Dorothy.

cousinitt October 19, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I'd pay a freak ton of money to have seen Sir Gordon Ramsay walk into that soup kitchen and give Congresscritter Paul Ryan an obscenity-laced verbal beat-down so brutal that blood would be draining out of Ryan's ears whilst Gordon would Ram-say his rolling pin right up where the lettuce goes as me mum used to say.

Beowoof October 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Woo hoo Ryan could do some butt chugging.

MissTaken October 19, 2012 at 2:05 pm

“I hope you lose your tax emempt[sic] status,” “Anyone who is thinking about donations to you should think twice” and “Shame on you Brian Antal!”

Hey, fuckstain, the reason why Antal was pissed about the Ryan debacle was they are a non-partisan charity and don't want to alienate donors on either side. Exactly what your knee-jerk reaction was trying to avoid. You suck.

OneYieldRegular October 19, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Dear Romney/Ryan supporters:

Forgive me for pointing out the obvious, but taking your anger out on the poor is not really helping alter public perception that your candidates don't really care about the poor.

pdiddycornchips October 19, 2012 at 2:09 pm

The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the soup of the homeless.

James Michael Curley October 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I'm going back to my college days and returning that mattress and couch I bought from St. Vincent dePaul for my first apartment. That'll fix 'em.

Come here a minute October 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm

I give it three and a half diamonds. The dishes seemed over-washed.

Negropolis October 19, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Yes, whorediamonds.

HRH_Maddie October 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Conservatives are taking a note out of the mafia's playbook. "Real nice soup kitchen you got here. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it."

Isyaignert October 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Jebuz fuk – RomRaynbots are a special breed of irony deficient, ignorant haters.

OBAMA and ALL Downticket DEMS 2012

C_R_Eature October 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm

You know, Dok, before you began illustrating your posts with "My Little Pony" screencaps and I conducted an intemperate Google search I was blissfully ignorant of the existence of the term "Brony."

I blame you.

Beowoof October 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm

I knew I shouldn't have googled that. Sort like googling lemon party.

C_R_Eature October 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm

That's a mistake you only make once. It's this year's "Goatse".

Doktor Zoom October 19, 2012 at 3:48 pm

You rang? (Given the topic, surprisingly SFW)

C_R_Eature October 19, 2012 at 4:02 pm

God, I love this place.

mbobier October 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm

So devout Catholic St. Vincent de Paulie Boy, by making the mistake of insisting on a narcissistic, self-serving, empty photo-op at a place run by a person with actual principles, has cost a Catholic soup kitchen all sorts of donations due to the petty meanness of GOP wingnuts, who figure the best way to punish the person of principle mentioned above is to take food from the mouths of the homeless. And us nasty, Godless libruls are taking up the slack, so the homeless don't suffer in order for the wingnuts to make a point. What a perfect distillation of modern American politics.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 19, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Angry Chef Pony!

Incitefully_Joe October 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm

After the HuffPo story broke, the overwhelming majority of recent messages on the page have been from libruls promising to support the soup kitchen,

I mean, that is nice and all, but it still kinda just highlights that this entire shitty partisan back and forth over a Catholic food pantry was exactly why they had a policy not to participate in campaign events and were upset the campaign event happened in the first place.

Jesus Christ. When the hell did "We don't participate in campaigns, because we don't want to offend anyone by appearing partisan" start to sound like a partisan statement, to some people?

Doktor Zoom October 19, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Why. Do. You. Hate. America?

Grokenstein October 19, 2012 at 5:56 pm

"Well, I never! Look how you've made him cry! If you refuse to let Little Paul win, I'll just take my ball–I mean, my tax deductions–I mean, my charitable donations–somewhere else! First you feed the poors and now this? How unchristian! Good day, sir!"

ChuckieJesus October 19, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Seriously, Americans are so HUNGRY, they wanna vote with their stomachs. That's truly it. Even the fats are hungry, take a look at any diabetic in the ghetto.

Slim_Pickins October 19, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Enmity is the new empathy for wing nuts.

ttommyunger October 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm

This is obviously Bammer's fault.

Negropolis October 19, 2012 at 11:17 pm

On a serious note, the political polarization of this nation is getting scary when even a soup kitchen can be politicized for something they didn't even do or ask for.

editor October 20, 2012 at 3:16 am

yes, it is true. "washing" a dish well after people have been fed (and the actual dishes have been actually washed) is a remarkable act of philanthropy. poor ryan children. not their fault.

lulzmonger October 20, 2012 at 10:16 pm

"Whatsoever you do unto the least of these, you do also unto Me … so it looks like I'm gonna have to cut a bitch."

ttommyunger October 20, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Ryan turns to wife and says: "I'll water them and you can remove the excess moisture with a cloth.".

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