Hey, Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown! You are so cool and likable, everyone likes you so much! Why, professional Boston journalists what know stuff told us to our faces that without any doubt you were going to cream Elizabeth Warren this year, because people think you are a “good guy.” How have you shit on that image today? Oh, by calling the people who cut ads for Elizabeth Warren, explaining how she had helped them and their families in their asbestos-related suit, lying liars who are “paid actors”? We wonder what they thought of that?

“Let Scott Brown tell me to my face that I am nothing but a paid actor, and I’ll set him straight on what it was like to watch my father suffocate to death,” [John F.] English said.

Another victim’s family member who appeared in a Warren advertisement about the asbestos controversy spoke out about Brown’s comments as well. Steven Yapp said that Brown’s actor comments were cruel.

“To dismiss what my family went through by calling me a paid actor isn’t just disrespectful, but it’s cruel,” Yapp said. “He’s attacking people who lost loved ones to asbestos poisoning, just because we stepped forward to tell the truth about Elizabeth Warren. Sen. Brown showed his true colors today. He’s a politician who will say anything and attack anyone that gets in his way.”

In other paid actor news, Brown’s campaign has been hiring homelesses to wear “Obama Supporters for Brown” shirts at rallies. But that’s different, somehow, because … oh right. Because Warren’s paid actors weren’t.


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  • snowpointsecret

    Dear Scott Brown:

    If you want to win, don't try to emulate Mitt Romney when it comes to likeabliity. It doesn't work.

    Sincerely, Massachusetts.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Rebecca, I think there is a Brown typo on the posting.

    "…cut ads for Elizabeth Brown, explaining how…"

  • sbj1964

    Yet another warm fuzzy moment for Scott Brown.

    • I can't figure out how this guy won in the first place.

      Oh. Right. He ran against Martha "I Got This In The Bag, So Let Me Insult People" Coakley.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      LOL, the guy's a total dick; who knew?

  • Yellerdawg

    Pissant, low-down, dirty, ditch crawlin' needle dick bug-fucker.

    • Do I hear "high life scumbag"? Senator Brown? Is that a bid?

    • There are some very angry bugs here looking for you.

      • Hi Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Hey, sugar!

          • Hi babycakes, how goes ever little thang?

          • Pretty good, overall. I'm adjusting to my new weird disorder. (My fake leg won't take my weight anymore, it keeps buckling, lost sensation in parts). Got an appointment with the surgeon. We'll see what happens. Got my garden stuff in and maybe soon I'll be able to go out there and clean up the mess.

            How's by you, sweeetpea?

          • I didn't know you had a fake leg. I hope the doc gets you squared away toot sweet. I'm good. Almost done with school, and have started sending my writing to literary magazines which is a big step and makes me feel like a real writer.

          • Indeedy. I am duly awed and respectful.


          • Ilyz.

          • Hug.

    • calliecallie

      Well said!

  • kissawookiee

    Brown's weren't really paid actors because they didn't have SAG cards. He's running for elected office, for Pete's sake, and can't have union thugs around.

  • Hammiepants

    Has this guy said anything, once, ever, of substance in this campaign? He's all, "Professor Pocahontas Paid Actors". I'd punch him in the 'nads myself if I thought I could find them.

    • sullivanst

      His truck is made of sheet metal, which is a substance. That's about as close as he's come…

    • I got tweezers and a magnifying glass. Let's go look.

    • Nowisallthereis

      They're under the staple

  • Antispandex

    Count down until the total denial and reversal to some statement that he was only, "Saying what my opponent in this race has been saying", in 3-2-1….

  • BadKitty904

    How is this race even remotely close? This guy is a cheap, soulless Ryan rip-off wearing a Kennedy mask…

    • gullywompr

      Oh, I think he's gonna get scalped if you know what I mean and I think you do.

      • SavageDrummer

        WITH VOTES!

    • Fox n Fiends

      People are fucking stupid. Or at least close to half of them are.

    • MegPasadena

      The gap is actually widening, thanks to Scotty boy's stupid mouth.

    • Negropolis

      The race actually isn't that close, anymore. Warren is pulling away out of the station. Whoever was originally flirting with Brown got their free dinner, and now they are on their way back home.

  • Oblios_Cap

    A group with the startling moniker “Obama Supporters for Brown” showed up in Dudley Square yesterday — and were hit with an apparent racist slur from a group of Warren backers — while organizers acknowledged they were paying modest “per diems” to homeless people and others to wear the T-shirts in an area where civic leaders have come out strong for Elizabeth Warren.

    Modest per-diems, eh? From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs, I guess.

    Why does that sound familiar?

    • Boojum

      I hope someone finds those homeless workers and files a wage and hour lawsuit against Brown for failing to pay minimum wage. Because I bet they paid them a bottle of hooch and a can of hobo beans for a full day's work.

      • What a wonderful idea, Booj! I like the way you think.

    • bikerlaureate

      Last night, people held Warren signs across the street from the Brown campaign office, and one shouted: “You know those field people and those house people. This election is about that.”

      Emphasis added.

      • Well, it is.

      • Negropolis

        This is "black people are the real racists" bullshit, right?

  • PugglesRule

    Scott Brown – I knew someone who died from mesothelioma. I would be happy to invite her widower to go to Massachusetts and punch you in the nads, you stupid dickhead.

    • Callyson

      We'll all chip in for travel costs.

  • Lot_49

    Let's not be fooled by our experience with the Kennedys. It's no longer necessary to think that reasonably attractive middle-aged white guys from Massachusetts are smart. For example:

    1. Scott Brown
    2. Mitt Romney

    • RedneckMuslin

      And they don't drink. Pussies!

    • Romney is not from Mass.

    • Negropolis

      Silly, everyone knows that Mitt was originally assembled at a AMC factory in an indisclosed location in Detroit.

      • Lot_49

        Or Kenosha

  • RedneckMuslin

    There's reverse racism in there somewhere.

  • gullywompr

    Hey, where can I get me one of them Brown shirts?

    • elviouslyqueer

      See what you did there, I did.

    • Mm-hmm. Yup. Gotcha.

  • "Brown People for Brown"

    • NO FUCKING WAY! Jeez, I'm'a have to scrub myself with lye, carbolic acid & bleach to get THAT stink off.

      • Right? I could use the $64, but it wouldn't be worth it.

  • Indiepalin

    Scott Brown is still livid over rumors linking him to cattle mutilations in the southwest.

    • Fare la Volpe

      What are you talking about? Jan Brewer's just fine.

      • Really? You seen her face lately?

        • Fare la Volpe

          I didn't say she was alive.

        • gullywompr


      • Here. Jan Brewer's ears & tail. For the winnah.

  • Fact Check: Elizabeth Warren is an Indian, she would never help Pale Faces.

    Source: Fox & Friends.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Can we trust Elizabeth Warren to be unbiased towards white people? We're just asking questions!

      • "Elizabeth Warren: Does she secretly want to murder white people to regain her people's land?"

        Chiron already loaded into the system at FOX News.

  • Disassembly

    Come on, mesothelioma is obviously a made up word like gazillion or integrity.

    • It used to (and probably still is) the highest paying Google ad keyword, which is why you often see people put it – for no apparent reason – on their website, although this reveals how little they actually know about how this works.

    • kittensdontlie

      And it is those brazillions that make up most of those words.

      • Gleem McShineys


  • FakaktaSouth

    Scott Brown should at least be more honest and give those people shirts that say "Homeless people who want to be that way forever with more Koch." He's the worst.

    • Boojum

      Scott Brown: Giving homeless people Koch for half a term and counting.

    • Negropolis

      Oh, that's not quite right. The homeless won't be homeless very long under a President Romney. They'll be made into food for the poor, who will eventually fall homeless themselves, and from there on out its lather, rinse, repeat until a solution is finally reached…

  • You know, less than 40 years ago, being a Massachusetts Republican meant that you were sort of respectful.

    Now it apparently means you are a lying sack of shit that will say anything to get elected.

    • SavageDrummer

      Isn't that ALL Republicans now?

  • Poindexter718

    Please proceed, senator.

    • So deliciously delivered! Is Obama a paid actor?!

      • gullywompr

        Naw mang, it's all improv.

    • That's my take-away from the Second Debate.

      • Have you seen Jon Stewart's take on this? So funny!
        The first video is about the "Binder" remark.
        The second video is Bamz kicking ass with "proceed."

        • "Notebook of Nipples" had me peeing my pants. Jeez, I don't have to worry about old age and approaching incontinence, I've been pissing myself laughing for years!

          He really dissected Romney, though didn't he? Although I think his jab at Obama was also well-deserved.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Homeless people are counted among the Likely Voters in Rasmussen polls, or so I'm told.

  • Brownie's staples are starting to get a bit rusty.

  • hagajim

    Good Golly, has Scott Brown been taking cooth lessons from uncle Mittens?

    • BadKitty904

      All the morals (and charm) of a puff-adder…

      • The charisma of frozen fish sticks.

  • JustPixelz

    Surviving family members are people, my friend.

  • Um, not for nothing but FCC regulations insist that people who are in those commercials have to actually be what they say they are or use the product.

    No, really. I'm serious! Those Dexatrim commercials? Those folks actually ponied up (they can't get the product for free, altho it can be included as part of their compensation package) for the shit, used it, then did testimonials.

    Same thing with those meso lawyer ads: that guy Doug actually has meso and actually sued and won.

    Scott Brown, as a Senator, should be able to find this out before he cuts an ad that's a….say it with me, children…LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Fare la Volpe

      Thank God we can work around those little rules by putting our paid actor in a lab coat . We're not saying she's a doctor, just implying it very loudly.

    • emmelemm

      Isn't it that if they are paid actors, it has to say in little print at the bottom of the screen, "Paid actor"?

      • That's a different type of ad. I mean the testimonial ads, like for weight loss products, where the actor is playing themselves.

    • sullivanst

      FEC regs also too prohibit "false statements", especially those relating to endorsements (and isn't cutting a campaign ad an endorsement?) although the FEC several years ago just threw its hands up and quit the enforcement business entirely, pretty much, which is maybe why John Conyers introduced a bill to create a private cause of action to secure preventive relief from such false statements?

  • Radiotherapy


    • In July of 1980, McQueen traveled to Rosarita Beach, Mexico, to be treated in clinic by doctors using Dr. Kelley's regimen.

      I should've stopped reading there. But I suspected there was a lesson to be learned, personally.

      He underwent a torturous three-month regimen that involved fetal animal injections, laetrile treatments (controversial drug made from apricot pits), ingestion of over 100 vitamins per day, coffee enemas, massages, and spiritual sessions.

      That's IT. I gotta bite the bullet and kick that nasty apricot pit habit for good.
      [snark off/ Poor McQueen, that was a hell of a brutal way to go out.]

  • There is more evidence for Scott Brown being a paid actor at this point, isn't there?

    • gullywompr

      Well yeah! He's a Republican, ain't he?

    • HEY! Don't insult MY profession! I don't go around calling Mitt Romney a "Kincaid"….

      • Mitt could never pull off "Hip and Laconic High School Gym Teacher."

        • Fare la Volpe

          Mitt would be typecast as the leader of the yuppie rival team. The one who calls our plucky underdogs "Mega dorks" and eventually gets itching powder put in his Jockstrap.

    • BadKitty904

      Wouldn't he have to join a union?

    • FakaktaSouth

      I think he's just a whore. And he's on video a bit, so I guess that's one kind of actor anyway.

    • PugglesRule

      If he's an actor, they should revoke his SAG and AFTRA cards.

    • He's not a very good actor, tho. How about "paid asshole"?

  • Who's the red one now, Brown?

  • CthuNHu

    What can Brown do for you? Besides insult your families and hire the homeless to campaign against the candidate who gives a damn about them.

  • MissTaken

    Scott Brown is paying the homeless to wear t-shirts? I thought we agreed to pay them to show their tits?

    • gullywompr

      If the GOP gets their way, they'll be showing their tits all right. Because nobody will have shirts on their back. Or their tits.

      • You have a way of making really dire shit sound … appealing.

        • gullywompr


    • SorosBot

      See, Brown is just doing his part to clothe the homeless!

    • Stevola

      That's Arizona. It's colder in Mass.

  • MonkeyMotion

    Jeezus. After this election cycle Al Franken's gonna need to update his
    "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" with another 28 chapters.

    • BadKitty904

      Or a multiple-volume set. With a separate index volume.

    • I was hoping he would lose because I liked his radio show.

    • Callyson

      He'd better pull a Newsweek and just put it all online or else my bookshelf will collapse.

  • RedneckMuslin

    There will be an ad about how he clothed the needy.

    • PugglesRule

      Before or after he unnecessarily washed pots and pans in a homeless shelter?

      Wait, wrong asshole. My bad.

      • Hey, it's easy to get confused these days, there's so many of them.

    • an ad about how he clothed the needy

      Or how he stepped up full-aproned to soil, then wash, a raft of soup kitchen dishes

    • Negropolis

      So, that's why this nice man was naked in Cosmo. He literally had just come from giving some homeless dude the clothes of his back.

  • FNMA

    My wife says I've been using the phrase "stepping on his own dick" way too much lately.

    • Fare la Volpe

      You severely overestimate Scott's size. Don't forget it was covered up by a magazine crease.

    • Maybe she just wants a little attention.

    • calliecallie

      There are just so many opportunities to use it! I think I will start…

  • Goonemeritus

    The question a Massachusetts voters needs to ask themselves is not whether Brown is a power hungry frat boy with no soul*. The question is do you want the Senate to flip to Republican control.

    * For the record Brown is in fact a power hungry frat boy with no soul.

  • Toomush_Infer

    What was that Zappa song? "Bobby Brown…."

    • Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
      They say I'm the cutest boy in town
      My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
      I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiny …

  • Shouldn't those t-shirts read "Disenfranchised voters for Brown" instead?

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Fuck off, Stapledick.

  • Paying the homeless to wear t-shirts for a fake group? Well, maybe it's better than hiring them to be the prey in a massive urban paintball hunt, depending on your point of view, but not by much.

    • Negropolis

      Ah, yes, The Least Dangerous/Most Morally Reprehensible Game.

  • It's like the republicans are running Eddie Haskel for office.

    • Stevola

      Didn't someone say that about Mitt yesterday? Are they running Eddie Haskel for every office? (Yes. Yes they are)

  • Callyson

    And I am damned glad I sent Elizabeth a few extra bucks.

    Fuck it, maybe I should send more–I can live on rice and beans for a month.;;

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Scott Brown, Get thee to an empty soup kitchen. Stat!

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Hey, you know who *else* paid people to wear Brown shirts?

    [apologies to gullywompr]

    • BadKitty904

      Lord Baden-Powell?

      • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

        wow. good kitty.

    • MissTaken


    • snowpointsecret

      Mike Holmgren?

    • SorosBot

      Joss Whedon?

    • Negropolis

      Jimmy Haslam?

  • MonkeyMotion


    He has nads? Hmm. Well, if he asks real nice, I'd be glad to try out my new sledgehammer for him.

    • Talk about using a hammer to kill a fly.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    I haz Mail-in Voterated today.
    Wrote-in Doktor Zoom for County Supe. of Schools.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr


      • Blueb4sinrise


    • YAY!

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Totally OT:
    I am in a bad mood because I live in the anti-vaccine capital of the country and had to get a whooping cought booster due to our epidemic of a disease that shouldn't exist and my arm really hurts today.

    • MissTaken

      The last time I went to the doctor she jabbed me with that painful as hell vaccine even though I am never around children since "the people who SHOULD be getting it aren't getting it". I had a hard lump in my arm at the spot for 3 months.

      Moms and Dads of the world, you can thank me for saving your babbys.

      • SorosBot

        But now according to Jenny McCarthy and Michele Bachmann you'll catch the autism!

        • BigSkullF*ckingDog

          Mebbe I'm not in a bad mood, maybe its just the aspie coming on!

    • Aww, babygirl! C'mere, I give you a hug. (Hugs the pupper) I had to get a tetanus shot in my behind thanks to my habit of gardening without protective gear. Your ass hurts for a month of Sundays. Well, mine did.

      Will it make you feel better to know Dinesh d'Souza's 20-year-old bleached blonde hoochie mamma just dumped him?

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        Yeah, they just started putting te whooping cough in the tetanus. Luckily I didn't get it in the ass. I think your doctor is just messing with you. But thanks for the hug!

        • He does that a lot. Not give it to me in the ass, gitcher mind out of the gutter. He messes with me. But he's a Good Guy, so I just rub beer bellies with him.

          You feel better kiddo. Bitch and whine a lot, that always helps me.

    • emmelemm

      Awww. I had one of those a few weeks ago. It wasn't terrible but it did hurt for a while.

      And I'm very seldom around children.

  • Callyson

    Also, don't they still have one more debate to go? I hope Elizabeth whips his sorry ass into next Tuesday…and yes, actually, I *do* mean "with votes."

  • SorosBot

    Remember how Scott Brown used to have the reputation of being the moderate and nice Republican Senator? He's certainly don a lot of work to tear down that false image.

  • neiltheblaze

    I have no loved ones who have died from mesothelioma – but I can still punch him in the nads, right?

    • You can find 'em, you can have 'em.

  • alvinnewman

    If it's Brown, flush it.

    • If it's yellow, let it mellow
      If it's brown, flush it down

  • DahBoner

    "[Scott Brown was] going to cream Elizabeth Warren this year"

    Uh, I think those were Bukkake jounalists?

  • docterry6973

    Use paid fake supporters, accuse opponent of using paid fake supporters, get caught in lie. That boy is a Republican, for sure.

  • comrad_darkness

    This post made me cough. I can't be the only one.

  • smellypossum

    I watched my father die from mesothelioma. So I think we should skip punching him in nuts, and instead go straight to force- feeding him his own nuts.

  • James Michael Curley

    During the "Asbestos Wars" of the late '80s and early '90s in NJ I attended two "Day in the Life" depositions of mesothelioma victims who were in advanced end stage. This was a theme produced by the major plaintiff's lawyer to record what 'damages' the plaintiffs were experiencing and filmed in their homes when they were in end stage. One died a few hours after we left and the other died a few weeks later. It is a brutal, horrible way to die, ugly, messy and inevitable. The family members were the primary care givers and due to the state of the law then, there was almost no protection from enormous medical costs due to lack of coverage even though both were former employees of major companies. If Scott Brown were brutally castrated (with votes of course) and left to bleed out he would come now where near experiencing for a few hours what these people experienced.

  • awashinshite

    Isn't this the fellow who shopped his daughters out to any interested takers in his acceptance speech? Um – whoremonger comes to mind (not that his daughters are) – just because he's always selling something doesn't mean Elizabeth is

  • Beowoof

    A republican attacking someone who suffered real loss. Well isn't that just the daily agenda for Scott and the rest of these assholes.

  • ttommyunger

    Looking forward to seeing Scotty selling reverse mortgages on late-night cable along with that other failed Senator who drove a truck but also fucked Laurie Morgan as long as she could stand it.

    • Ex-Sen. Stapledick would probably try to get you to pay him for the privilege of loaning him money, and to give him a mortgage on your house to boot. It's the Triple Reverse Mortgage™, so it's gotta be a great deal.

      And he has a truck, so he HAS to be honest.

      • ttommyunger

        And He's so Handsome!Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

  • Negropolis

    Desperate senator is desperate. Scott can't believe that MA is about to replace him with a **gasp** woman in the Senate!


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