THESPIANS TOO!  3:21 pm October 18, 2012

Scott Brown Pretty Much Asking People Who Lost Loved Ones To Mesothelioma To Punch Him In The Nads

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey, Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown! You are so cool and likable, everyone likes you so much! Why, professional Boston journalists what know stuff told us to our faces that without any doubt you were going to cream Elizabeth Warren this year, because people think you are a “good guy.” How have you shit on that image today? Oh, by calling the people who cut ads for Elizabeth Warren, explaining how she had helped them and their families in their asbestos-related suit, lying liars who are “paid actors”? We wonder what they thought of that?

“Let Scott Brown tell me to my face that I am nothing but a paid actor, and I’ll set him straight on what it was like to watch my father suffocate to death,” [John F.] English said.

Another victim’s family member who appeared in a Warren advertisement about the asbestos controversy spoke out about Brown’s comments as well. Steven Yapp said that Brown’s actor comments were cruel.

“To dismiss what my family went through by calling me a paid actor isn’t just disrespectful, but it’s cruel,” Yapp said. “He’s attacking people who lost loved ones to asbestos poisoning, just because we stepped forward to tell the truth about Elizabeth Warren. Sen. Brown showed his true colors today. He’s a politician who will say anything and attack anyone that gets in his way.”

In other paid actor news, Brown’s campaign has been hiring homelesses to wear “Obama Supporters for Brown” shirts at rallies. But that’s different, somehow, because … oh right. Because Warren’s paid actors weren’t.

[TauntonGazette]

 
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snowpointsecret October 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Dear Scott Brown:

If you want to win, don't try to emulate Mitt Romney when it comes to likeabliity. It doesn't work.

Sincerely, Massachusetts.

Generation[redacted] October 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm

"People dying of lung cancer pay no taxes and are completely dependent on the health care system. I'll never convince them to stand up and take responsibility for their lives."

"My chances would be a lot better if I had mesothelioma. I'm kidding of course."

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm

"You'll get your chance in a moment. I'm still breathing."

Jus_Wonderin October 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Rebecca, I think there is a Brown typo on the posting.

"…cut ads for Elizabeth Brown, explaining how…"

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Didn't you hear? He put a ring on it!!! The shower is on Saturday: the theme is Pretty in Pink!

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:48 pm

On what, his dick? I can't imagine him liking/loving anything else enough.

Come here a minute October 18, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Blame it on the Pimm's.

sbj1964 October 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Yet another warm fuzzy moment for Scott Brown.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I can't figure out how this guy won in the first place.

Oh. Right. He ran against Martha "I Got This In The Bag, So Let Me Insult People" Coakley.

Lascauxcaveman October 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

LOL, the guy's a total dick; who knew?

starfanglednut October 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm

A republican dick. Shocking, innit?

Yellerdawg October 18, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Pissant, low-down, dirty, ditch crawlin' needle dick bug-fucker.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Do I hear "high life scumbag"? Senator Brown? Is that a bid?

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:50 pm

There are some very angry bugs here looking for you.

starfanglednut October 18, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Hi Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Hey, sugar!

starfanglednut October 18, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Hi babycakes, how goes ever little thang?

calliecallie October 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Well said!

kissawookiee October 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Brown's weren't really paid actors because they didn't have SAG cards. He's running for elected office, for Pete's sake, and can't have union thugs around.

Hammiepants October 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Has this guy said anything, once, ever, of substance in this campaign? He's all, "Professor Pocahontas Paid Actors". I'd punch him in the 'nads myself if I thought I could find them.

sullivanst October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

His truck is made of sheet metal, which is a substance. That's about as close as he's come…

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I got tweezers and a magnifying glass. Let's go look.

Nowisallthereis October 18, 2012 at 3:58 pm

They're under the staple

Antispandex October 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Count down until the total denial and reversal to some statement that he was only, "Saying what my opponent in this race has been saying", in 3-2-1….

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 3:25 pm

How is this race even remotely close? This guy is a cheap, soulless Ryan rip-off wearing a Kennedy mask…

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Oh, I think he's gonna get scalped if you know what I mean and I think you do.

SavageDrummer October 18, 2012 at 9:46 pm

WITH VOTES!

Fox n Fiends October 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm

People are fucking stupid. Or at least close to half of them are.

MegPasadena October 18, 2012 at 7:54 pm

The gap is actually widening, thanks to Scotty boy's stupid mouth.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 11:52 pm

The race actually isn't that close, anymore. Warren is pulling away out of the station. Whoever was originally flirting with Brown got their free dinner, and now they are on their way back home.

Oblios_Cap October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

A group with the startling moniker “Obama Supporters for Brown” showed up in Dudley Square yesterday — and were hit with an apparent racist slur from a group of Warren backers — while organizers acknowledged they were paying modest “per diems” to homeless people and others to wear the T-shirts in an area where civic leaders have come out strong for Elizabeth Warren.

Modest per-diems, eh? From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs, I guess.

Why does that sound familiar?

Boojum October 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I hope someone finds those homeless workers and files a wage and hour lawsuit against Brown for failing to pay minimum wage. Because I bet they paid them a bottle of hooch and a can of hobo beans for a full day's work.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 5:28 pm

What a wonderful idea, Booj! I like the way you think.

bikerlaureate October 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Last night, people held Warren signs across the street from the Brown campaign office, and one shouted: “You know those field people and those house people. This election is about that.”

Emphasis added.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Well, it is.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 11:53 pm

This is "black people are the real racists" bullshit, right?

PugglesRule October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Scott Brown – I knew someone who died from mesothelioma. I would be happy to invite her widower to go to Massachusetts and punch you in the nads, you stupid dickhead.

Callyson October 18, 2012 at 3:55 pm

We'll all chip in for travel costs.

Lot_49 October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Let's not be fooled by our experience with the Kennedys. It's no longer necessary to think that reasonably attractive middle-aged white guys from Massachusetts are smart. For example:

1. Scott Brown
2. Mitt Romney

RedneckMuslin October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

And they don't drink. Pussies!

starfanglednut October 18, 2012 at 9:00 pm

Romney is not from Mass.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Silly, everyone knows that Mitt was originally assembled at a AMC factory in an indisclosed location in Detroit.

Lot_49 October 19, 2012 at 8:22 am

Or Kenosha

RedneckMuslin October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

There's reverse racism in there somewhere.

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Hey, where can I get me one of them Brown shirts?

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

See what you did there, I did.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Mm-hmm. Yup. Gotcha.

johnnyzhivago October 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm

"Brown People for Brown"

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm

NO FUCKING WAY! Jeez, I'm'a have to scrub myself with lye, carbolic acid & bleach to get THAT stink off.

starfanglednut October 18, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Right? I could use the $64, but it wouldn't be worth it.

Indiepalin October 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Scott Brown is still livid over rumors linking him to cattle mutilations in the southwest.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:32 pm

What are you talking about? Jan Brewer's just fine.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Really? You seen her face lately?

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

I didn't say she was alive.

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Lately?

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Hey, "this century" counts!

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Here. Jan Brewer's ears & tail. For the winnah.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 18, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Fact Check: Elizabeth Warren is an Indian, she would never help Pale Faces.

Source: Fox & Friends.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Can we trust Elizabeth Warren to be unbiased towards white people? We're just asking questions!

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm

"Elizabeth Warren: Does she secretly want to murder white people to regain her people's land?"

Chiron already loaded into the system at FOX News.

Disassembly October 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Come on, mesothelioma is obviously a made up word like gazillion or integrity.

johnnyzhivago October 18, 2012 at 3:32 pm

It used to (and probably still is) the highest paying Google ad keyword, which is why you often see people put it – for no apparent reason – on their website, although this reveals how little they actually know about how this works.

kittensdontlie October 18, 2012 at 4:00 pm

And it is those brazillions that make up most of those words.

Gleem McShineys October 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

FakaktaSouth October 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Scott Brown should at least be more honest and give those people shirts that say "Homeless people who want to be that way forever with more Koch." He's the worst.

Boojum October 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Scott Brown: Giving homeless people Koch for half a term and counting.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 11:57 pm

Oh, that's not quite right. The homeless won't be homeless very long under a President Romney. They'll be made into food for the poor, who will eventually fall homeless themselves, and from there on out its lather, rinse, repeat until a solution is finally reached…

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm

You know, less than 40 years ago, being a Massachusetts Republican meant that you were sort of respectful.

Now it apparently means you are a lying sack of shit that will say anything to get elected.

SavageDrummer October 18, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Isn't that ALL Republicans now?

Poindexter718 October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Please proceed, senator.

Chet Kincaid_ October 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

So deliciously delivered! Is Obama a paid actor?!

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Naw mang, it's all improv.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm

That's my take-away from the Second Debate.

DemmeFatale October 18, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Have you seen Jon Stewart's take on this? So funny! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/18/jon-stew
The first video is about the "Binder" remark.
The second video is Bamz kicking ass with "proceed."

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:52 pm

"Notebook of Nipples" had me peeing my pants. Jeez, I don't have to worry about old age and approaching incontinence, I've been pissing myself laughing for years!

He really dissected Romney, though didn't he? Although I think his jab at Obama was also well-deserved.

Oblios_Cap October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Homeless people are counted among the Likely Voters in Rasmussen polls, or so I'm told.

weejee October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Brownie's staples are starting to get a bit rusty.

hagajim October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Good Golly, has Scott Brown been taking cooth lessons from uncle Mittens?

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

All the morals (and charm) of a puff-adder…

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:52 pm

The charisma of frozen fish sticks.

JustPixelz October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Surviving family members are people, my friend.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Um, not for nothing but FCC regulations insist that people who are in those commercials have to actually be what they say they are or use the product.

No, really. I'm serious! Those Dexatrim commercials? Those folks actually ponied up (they can't get the product for free, altho it can be included as part of their compensation package) for the shit, used it, then did testimonials.

Same thing with those meso lawyer ads: that guy Doug actually has meso and actually sued and won.

Scott Brown, as a Senator, should be able to find this out before he cuts an ad that's a….say it with me, children…LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Thank God we can work around those little rules by putting our paid actor in a lab coat . We're not saying she's a doctor, just implying it very loudly.

emmelemm October 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Isn't it that if they are paid actors, it has to say in little print at the bottom of the screen, "Paid actor"?

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 4:01 pm

That's a different type of ad. I mean the testimonial ads, like for weight loss products, where the actor is playing themselves.

sullivanst October 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

FEC regs also too prohibit "false statements", especially those relating to endorsements (and isn't cutting a campaign ad an endorsement?) although the FEC several years ago just threw its hands up and quit the enforcement business entirely, pretty much, which is maybe why John Conyers introduced a bill to create a private cause of action to secure preventive relief from such false statements?

Radiotherapy October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

STEVE MCQUEEN LIBEL!

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm

In July of 1980, McQueen traveled to Rosarita Beach, Mexico, to be treated in clinic by doctors using Dr. Kelley's regimen.

I should've stopped reading there. But I suspected there was a lesson to be learned, personally.

He underwent a torturous three-month regimen that involved fetal animal injections, laetrile treatments (controversial drug made from apricot pits), ingestion of over 100 vitamins per day, coffee enemas, massages, and spiritual sessions.

That's IT. I gotta bite the bullet and kick that nasty apricot pit habit for good.
—–
[snark off/ Poor McQueen, that was a hell of a brutal way to go out.]

Chet Kincaid_ October 18, 2012 at 3:31 pm

There is more evidence for Scott Brown being a paid actor at this point, isn't there?

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Well yeah! He's a Republican, ain't he?

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm

HEY! Don't insult MY profession! I don't go around calling Mitt Romney a "Kincaid"….

Chet Kincaid_ October 18, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Mitt could never pull off "Hip and Laconic High School Gym Teacher."

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Mitt would be typecast as the leader of the yuppie rival team. The one who calls our plucky underdogs "Mega dorks" and eventually gets itching powder put in his Jockstrap.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Wouldn't he have to join a union?

FakaktaSouth October 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I think he's just a whore. And he's on video a bit, so I guess that's one kind of actor anyway.

PugglesRule October 18, 2012 at 3:44 pm

If he's an actor, they should revoke his SAG and AFTRA cards.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

*AHEM*

SAG-AFTRA card

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:53 pm

He's not a very good actor, tho. How about "paid asshole"?

ManchuCandidate October 18, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Who's the red one now, Brown?

CthuNHu October 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm

What can Brown do for you? Besides insult your families and hire the homeless to campaign against the candidate who gives a damn about them.

MissTaken October 18, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Scott Brown is paying the homeless to wear t-shirts? I thought we agreed to pay them to show their tits?

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 3:44 pm

If the GOP gets their way, they'll be showing their tits all right. Because nobody will have shirts on their back. Or their tits.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:54 pm

You have a way of making really dire shit sound … appealing.

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 5:10 pm

STOP CALLING ME A REPUBLICAN!

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm

See, Brown is just doing his part to clothe the homeless!

Stevola October 19, 2012 at 1:15 am

That's Arizona. It's colder in Mass.

MonkeyMotion October 18, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Jeezus. After this election cycle Al Franken's gonna need to update his
"Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" with another 28 chapters.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Or a multiple-volume set. With a separate index volume.

DerrickWildcat October 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I was hoping he would lose because I liked his radio show.

Callyson October 18, 2012 at 4:00 pm

He'd better pull a Newsweek and just put it all online or else my bookshelf will collapse.

RedneckMuslin October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

There will be an ad about how he clothed the needy.

PugglesRule October 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Before or after he unnecessarily washed pots and pans in a homeless shelter?

Wait, wrong asshole. My bad.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Hey, it's easy to get confused these days, there's so many of them.

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

an ad about how he clothed the needy

Or how he stepped up full-aproned to soil, then wash, a raft of soup kitchen dishes

Negropolis October 19, 2012 at 12:01 am

So, that's why this nice man was naked in Cosmo. He literally had just come from giving some homeless dude the clothes of his back.

FNMA October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

My wife says I've been using the phrase "stepping on his own dick" way too much lately.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

You severely overestimate Scott's size. Don't forget it was covered up by a magazine crease.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Maybe she just wants a little attention.

calliecallie October 18, 2012 at 5:04 pm

There are just so many opportunities to use it! I think I will start…

Goonemeritus October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

The question a Massachusetts voters needs to ask themselves is not whether Brown is a power hungry frat boy with no soul*. The question is do you want the Senate to flip to Republican control.

* For the record Brown is in fact a power hungry frat boy with no soul.

Toomush_Infer October 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm

What was that Zappa song? "Bobby Brown…."

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiny …

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Shouldn't those t-shirts read "Disenfranchised voters for Brown" instead?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 18, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Fuck off, Stapledick.

imissopus October 18, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Paying the homeless to wear t-shirts for a fake group? Well, maybe it's better than hiring them to be the prey in a massive urban paintball hunt, depending on your point of view, but not by much.

Negropolis October 19, 2012 at 12:05 am

Ah, yes, The Least Dangerous/Most Morally Reprehensible Game.

Joshua Norton October 18, 2012 at 3:42 pm

It's like the republicans are running Eddie Haskel for office.

Stevola October 19, 2012 at 1:20 am

Didn't someone say that about Mitt yesterday? Are they running Eddie Haskel for every office? (Yes. Yes they are)

Callyson October 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm

And I am damned glad I sent Elizabeth a few extra bucks.

Fuck it, maybe I should send more–I can live on rice and beans for a month.;;

Mittens Howell, III October 18, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Scott Brown, Get thee to an empty soup kitchen. Stat!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 18, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Hey, you know who *else* paid people to wear Brown shirts?

[apologies to gullywompr]

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Lord Baden-Powell?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 18, 2012 at 3:57 pm

wow. good kitty.

MissTaken October 18, 2012 at 3:56 pm

UPS?

snowpointsecret October 18, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Mike Holmgren?

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Joss Whedon?

Negropolis October 19, 2012 at 12:07 am

Jimmy Haslam?

MonkeyMotion October 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm

SCOTT BROWN PRETTY MUCH ASKING PEOPLE WHO LOST LOVED ONES TO MESOTHELIOMA TO PUNCH HIM IN THE NADS

He has nads? Hmm. Well, if he asks real nice, I'd be glad to try out my new sledgehammer for him.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Talk about using a hammer to kill a fly.

Blueb4sinrise October 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I haz Mail-in Voterated today.
Wrote-in Doktor Zoom for County Supe. of Schools.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 18, 2012 at 3:55 pm

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Blueb4sinrise October 18, 2012 at 4:00 pm

wOOt!!!!!!!!

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

YAY!

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 18, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Totally OT:
I am in a bad mood because I live in the anti-vaccine capital of the country and had to get a whooping cought booster due to our epidemic of a disease that shouldn't exist and my arm really hurts today.

MissTaken October 18, 2012 at 4:01 pm

The last time I went to the doctor she jabbed me with that painful as hell vaccine even though I am never around children since "the people who SHOULD be getting it aren't getting it". I had a hard lump in my arm at the spot for 3 months.

Moms and Dads of the world, you can thank me for saving your babbys.

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm

But now according to Jenny McCarthy and Michele Bachmann you'll catch the autism!

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Mebbe I'm not in a bad mood, maybe its just the aspie coming on!

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Aww, babygirl! C'mere, I give you a hug. (Hugs the pupper) I had to get a tetanus shot in my behind thanks to my habit of gardening without protective gear. Your ass hurts for a month of Sundays. Well, mine did.

Will it make you feel better to know Dinesh d'Souza's 20-year-old bleached blonde hoochie mamma just dumped him?

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 18, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Yeah, they just started putting te whooping cough in the tetanus. Luckily I didn't get it in the ass. I think your doctor is just messing with you. But thanks for the hug!

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 5:48 pm

He does that a lot. Not give it to me in the ass, gitcher mind out of the gutter. He messes with me. But he's a Good Guy, so I just rub beer bellies with him.

You feel better kiddo. Bitch and whine a lot, that always helps me.

emmelemm October 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Awww. I had one of those a few weeks ago. It wasn't terrible but it did hurt for a while.

And I'm very seldom around children.

Callyson October 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Also, don't they still have one more debate to go? I hope Elizabeth whips his sorry ass into next Tuesday…and yes, actually, I *do* mean "with votes."

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Remember how Scott Brown used to have the reputation of being the moderate and nice Republican Senator? He's certainly don a lot of work to tear down that false image.

neiltheblaze October 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I have no loved ones who have died from mesothelioma – but I can still punch him in the nads, right?

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 5:04 pm

You can find 'em, you can have 'em.

alvinnewman October 18, 2012 at 4:14 pm

If it's Brown, flush it.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down

DahBoner October 18, 2012 at 4:21 pm

"[Scott Brown was] going to cream Elizabeth Warren this year"

Uh, I think those were Bukkake jounalists?

docterry6973 October 18, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Use paid fake supporters, accuse opponent of using paid fake supporters, get caught in lie. That boy is a Republican, for sure.

comrad_darkness October 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm

This post made me cough. I can't be the only one.

smellypossum October 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

I watched my father die from mesothelioma. So I think we should skip punching him in nuts, and instead go straight to force- feeding him his own nuts.

James Michael Curley October 18, 2012 at 6:08 pm

During the "Asbestos Wars" of the late '80s and early '90s in NJ I attended two "Day in the Life" depositions of mesothelioma victims who were in advanced end stage. This was a theme produced by the major plaintiff's lawyer to record what 'damages' the plaintiffs were experiencing and filmed in their homes when they were in end stage. One died a few hours after we left and the other died a few weeks later. It is a brutal, horrible way to die, ugly, messy and inevitable. The family members were the primary care givers and due to the state of the law then, there was almost no protection from enormous medical costs due to lack of coverage even though both were former employees of major companies. If Scott Brown were brutally castrated (with votes of course) and left to bleed out he would come now where near experiencing for a few hours what these people experienced.

awashinshite October 18, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Isn't this the fellow who shopped his daughters out to any interested takers in his acceptance speech? Um – whoremonger comes to mind (not that his daughters are) – just because he's always selling something doesn't mean Elizabeth is

Beowoof October 18, 2012 at 9:04 pm

A republican attacking someone who suffered real loss. Well isn't that just the daily agenda for Scott and the rest of these assholes.

ttommyunger October 18, 2012 at 11:26 pm

Looking forward to seeing Scotty selling reverse mortgages on late-night cable along with that other failed Senator who drove a truck but also fucked Laurie Morgan as long as she could stand it.

FlownOver October 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Ex-Sen. Stapledick would probably try to get you to pay him for the privilege of loaning him money, and to give him a mortgage on your house to boot. It's the Triple Reverse Mortgage™, so it's gotta be a great deal.

And he has a truck, so he HAS to be honest.

ttommyunger October 19, 2012 at 5:57 pm

And He's so Handsome!Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 11:46 pm

Desperate senator is desperate. Scott can't believe that MA is about to replace him with a **gasp** woman in the Senate!

(Staple)Dick.

MittBorg October 18, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Pretty good, overall. I'm adjusting to my new weird disorder. (My fake leg won't take my weight anymore, it keeps buckling, lost sensation in parts). Got an appointment with the surgeon. We'll see what happens. Got my garden stuff in and maybe soon I'll be able to go out there and clean up the mess.

How's by you, sweeetpea?

starfanglednut October 18, 2012 at 11:43 pm

I didn't know you had a fake leg. I hope the doc gets you squared away toot sweet. I'm good. Almost done with school, and have started sending my writing to literary magazines which is a big step and makes me feel like a real writer.

MittBorg October 19, 2012 at 12:44 am

Indeedy. I am duly awed and respectful.

I KNEW YOU WHEN, GIRLIE! I KNEW YOU WHEN!

starfanglednut October 19, 2012 at 1:06 am

Ilyz.

MittBorg October 19, 2012 at 1:11 am

Hug.

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