Hey, Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown! You are so cool and likable, everyone likes you so much! Why, professional Boston journalists what know stuff told us to our faces that without any doubt you were going to cream Elizabeth Warren this year, because people think you are a “good guy.” How have you shit on that image today? Oh, by calling the people who cut ads for Elizabeth Warren, explaining how she had helped them and their families in their asbestos-related suit, lying liars who are “paid actors”? We wonder what they thought of that?
“Let Scott Brown tell me to my face that I am nothing but a paid actor, and I’ll set him straight on what it was like to watch my father suffocate to death,” [John F.] English said.
Another victim’s family member who appeared in a Warren advertisement about the asbestos controversy spoke out about Brown’s comments as well. Steven Yapp said that Brown’s actor comments were cruel.
“To dismiss what my family went through by calling me a paid actor isn’t just disrespectful, but it’s cruel,” Yapp said. “He’s attacking people who lost loved ones to asbestos poisoning, just because we stepped forward to tell the truth about Elizabeth Warren. Sen. Brown showed his true colors today. He’s a politician who will say anything and attack anyone that gets in his way.”
In other paid actor news, Brown’s campaign has been hiring homelesses to wear “Obama Supporters for Brown” shirts at rallies. But that’s different, somehow, because … oh right. Because Warren’s paid actors weren’t.
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Dear Scott Brown:
If you want to win, don't try to emulate Mitt Romney when it comes to likeabliity. It doesn't work.
Sincerely, Massachusetts.
"People dying of lung cancer pay no taxes and are completely dependent on the health care system. I'll never convince them to stand up and take responsibility for their lives."
"My chances would be a lot better if I had mesothelioma. I'm kidding of course."
"You'll get your chance in a moment. I'm still breathing."
Rebecca, I think there is a Brown typo on the posting.
"…cut ads for Elizabeth Brown, explaining how…"
Didn't you hear? He put a ring on it!!! The shower is on Saturday: the theme is Pretty in Pink!
On what, his dick? I can't imagine him liking/loving anything else enough.
Blame it on the Pimm's.
Yet another warm fuzzy moment for Scott Brown.
I can't figure out how this guy won in the first place.
Oh. Right. He ran against Martha "I Got This In The Bag, So Let Me Insult People" Coakley.
LOL, the guy's a total dick; who knew?
A republican dick. Shocking, innit?
Pissant, low-down, dirty, ditch crawlin' needle dick bug-fucker.
Do I hear "high life scumbag"? Senator Brown? Is that a bid?
There are some very angry bugs here looking for you.
Hi Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, sugar!
Hi babycakes, how goes ever little thang?
Well said!
Brown's weren't really paid actors because they didn't have SAG cards. He's running for elected office, for Pete's sake, and can't have union thugs around.
Has this guy said anything, once, ever, of substance in this campaign? He's all, "Professor Pocahontas Paid Actors". I'd punch him in the 'nads myself if I thought I could find them.
His truck is made of sheet metal, which is a substance. That's about as close as he's come…
I got tweezers and a magnifying glass. Let's go look.
They're under the staple
Count down until the total denial and reversal to some statement that he was only, "Saying what my opponent in this race has been saying", in 3-2-1….
How is this race even remotely close? This guy is a cheap, soulless Ryan rip-off wearing a Kennedy mask…
Oh, I think he's gonna get scalped if you know what I mean and I think you do.
WITH VOTES!
People are fucking stupid. Or at least close to half of them are.
The gap is actually widening, thanks to Scotty boy's stupid mouth.
The race actually isn't that close, anymore. Warren is pulling away out of the station. Whoever was originally flirting with Brown got their free dinner, and now they are on their way back home.
A group with the startling moniker “Obama Supporters for Brown” showed up in Dudley Square yesterday — and were hit with an apparent racist slur from a group of Warren backers — while organizers acknowledged they were paying modest “per diems” to homeless people and others to wear the T-shirts in an area where civic leaders have come out strong for Elizabeth Warren.
Modest per-diems, eh? From each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs, I guess.
Why does that sound familiar?
I hope someone finds those homeless workers and files a wage and hour lawsuit against Brown for failing to pay minimum wage. Because I bet they paid them a bottle of hooch and a can of hobo beans for a full day's work.
What a wonderful idea, Booj! I like the way you think.
Emphasis added.
Well, it is.
This is "black people are the real racists" bullshit, right?
Scott Brown – I knew someone who died from mesothelioma. I would be happy to invite her widower to go to Massachusetts and punch you in the nads, you stupid dickhead.
We'll all chip in for travel costs.
Let's not be fooled by our experience with the Kennedys. It's no longer necessary to think that reasonably attractive middle-aged white guys from Massachusetts are smart. For example:
1. Scott Brown
2. Mitt Romney
And they don't drink. Pussies!
Romney is not from Mass.
Silly, everyone knows that Mitt was originally assembled at a AMC factory in an indisclosed location in Detroit.
Or Kenosha
There's reverse racism in there somewhere.
Hey, where can I get me one of them Brown shirts?
See what you did there, I did.
Mm-hmm. Yup. Gotcha.
"Brown People for Brown"
NO FUCKING WAY! Jeez, I'm'a have to scrub myself with lye, carbolic acid & bleach to get THAT stink off.
Right? I could use the $64, but it wouldn't be worth it.
Scott Brown is still livid over rumors linking him to cattle mutilations in the southwest.
What are you talking about? Jan Brewer's just fine.
Really? You seen her face lately?
I didn't say she was alive.
Lately?
Hey, "this century" counts!
Here. Jan Brewer's ears & tail. For the winnah.
Fact Check: Elizabeth Warren is an Indian, she would never help Pale Faces.
Source: Fox & Friends.
Can we trust Elizabeth Warren to be unbiased towards white people? We're just asking questions!
"Elizabeth Warren: Does she secretly want to murder white people to regain her people's land?"
Chiron already loaded into the system at FOX News.
Come on, mesothelioma is obviously a made up word like gazillion or integrity.
It used to (and probably still is) the highest paying Google ad keyword, which is why you often see people put it – for no apparent reason – on their website, although this reveals how little they actually know about how this works.
And it is those brazillions that make up most of those words.
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Scott Brown should at least be more honest and give those people shirts that say "Homeless people who want to be that way forever with more Koch." He's the worst.
Scott Brown: Giving homeless people Koch for half a term and counting.
Oh, that's not quite right. The homeless won't be homeless very long under a President Romney. They'll be made into food for the poor, who will eventually fall homeless themselves, and from there on out its lather, rinse, repeat until a solution is finally reached…
You know, less than 40 years ago, being a Massachusetts Republican meant that you were sort of respectful.
Now it apparently means you are a lying sack of shit that will say anything to get elected.
Isn't that ALL Republicans now?
Please proceed, senator.
So deliciously delivered! Is Obama a paid actor?!
Naw mang, it's all improv.
That's my take-away from the Second Debate.
Have you seen Jon Stewart's take on this? So funny! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/18/jon-stew…
The first video is about the "Binder" remark.
The second video is Bamz kicking ass with "proceed."
"Notebook of Nipples" had me peeing my pants. Jeez, I don't have to worry about old age and approaching incontinence, I've been pissing myself laughing for years!
He really dissected Romney, though didn't he? Although I think his jab at Obama was also well-deserved.
Homeless people are counted among the Likely Voters in Rasmussen polls, or so I'm told.
Brownie's staples are starting to get a bit rusty.
Good Golly, has Scott Brown been taking cooth lessons from uncle Mittens?
All the morals (and charm) of a puff-adder…
The charisma of frozen fish sticks.
Surviving family members are people, my friend.
Um, not for nothing but FCC regulations insist that people who are in those commercials have to actually be what they say they are or use the product.
No, really. I'm serious! Those Dexatrim commercials? Those folks actually ponied up (they can't get the product for free, altho it can be included as part of their compensation package) for the shit, used it, then did testimonials.
Same thing with those meso lawyer ads: that guy Doug actually has meso and actually sued and won.
Scott Brown, as a Senator, should be able to find this out before he cuts an ad that's a….say it with me, children…LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God we can work around those little rules by putting our paid actor in a lab coat . We're not saying she's a doctor, just implying it very loudly.
Isn't it that if they are paid actors, it has to say in little print at the bottom of the screen, "Paid actor"?
That's a different type of ad. I mean the testimonial ads, like for weight loss products, where the actor is playing themselves.
FEC regs also too prohibit "false statements", especially those relating to endorsements (and isn't cutting a campaign ad an endorsement?) although the FEC several years ago just threw its hands up and quit the enforcement business entirely, pretty much, which is maybe why John Conyers introduced a bill to create a private cause of action to secure preventive relief from such false statements?
STEVE MCQUEEN LIBEL!
In July of 1980, McQueen traveled to Rosarita Beach, Mexico, to be treated in clinic by doctors using Dr. Kelley's regimen.
I should've stopped reading there. But I suspected there was a lesson to be learned, personally.
He underwent a torturous three-month regimen that involved fetal animal injections, laetrile treatments (controversial drug made from apricot pits), ingestion of over 100 vitamins per day, coffee enemas, massages, and spiritual sessions.
That's IT. I gotta bite the bullet and kick that nasty apricot pit habit for good.
—–
[snark off/ Poor McQueen, that was a hell of a brutal way to go out.]
There is more evidence for Scott Brown being a paid actor at this point, isn't there?
Well yeah! He's a Republican, ain't he?
HEY! Don't insult MY profession! I don't go around calling Mitt Romney a "Kincaid"….
Mitt could never pull off "Hip and Laconic High School Gym Teacher."
Mitt would be typecast as the leader of the yuppie rival team. The one who calls our plucky underdogs "Mega dorks" and eventually gets itching powder put in his Jockstrap.
Wouldn't he have to join a union?
I think he's just a whore. And he's on video a bit, so I guess that's one kind of actor anyway.
If he's an actor, they should revoke his SAG and AFTRA cards.
*AHEM*
SAG-AFTRA card
He's not a very good actor, tho. How about "paid asshole"?
Who's the red one now, Brown?
What can Brown do for you? Besides insult your families and hire the homeless to campaign against the candidate who gives a damn about them.
Scott Brown is paying the homeless to wear t-shirts? I thought we agreed to pay them to show their tits?
If the GOP gets their way, they'll be showing their tits all right. Because nobody will have shirts on their back. Or their tits.
You have a way of making really dire shit sound … appealing.
STOP CALLING ME A REPUBLICAN!
See, Brown is just doing his part to clothe the homeless!
That's Arizona. It's colder in Mass.
Jeezus. After this election cycle Al Franken's gonna need to update his
"Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" with another 28 chapters.
Or a multiple-volume set. With a separate index volume.
I was hoping he would lose because I liked his radio show.
He'd better pull a Newsweek and just put it all online or else my bookshelf will collapse.
There will be an ad about how he clothed the needy.
Before or after he unnecessarily washed pots and pans in a homeless shelter?
Wait, wrong asshole. My bad.
Hey, it's easy to get confused these days, there's so many of them.
an ad about how he clothed the needy
Or how he stepped up full-aproned to soil, then wash, a raft of soup kitchen dishes
So, that's why this nice man was naked in Cosmo. He literally had just come from giving some homeless dude the clothes of his back.
My wife says I've been using the phrase "stepping on his own dick" way too much lately.
You severely overestimate Scott's size. Don't forget it was covered up by a magazine crease.
Maybe she just wants a little attention.
There are just so many opportunities to use it! I think I will start…
The question a Massachusetts voters needs to ask themselves is not whether Brown is a power hungry frat boy with no soul*. The question is do you want the Senate to flip to Republican control.
* For the record Brown is in fact a power hungry frat boy with no soul.
What was that Zappa song? "Bobby Brown…."
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiny …
Shouldn't those t-shirts read "Disenfranchised voters for Brown" instead?
Fuck off, Stapledick.
Paying the homeless to wear t-shirts for a fake group? Well, maybe it's better than hiring them to be the prey in a massive urban paintball hunt, depending on your point of view, but not by much.
Ah, yes, The Least Dangerous/Most Morally Reprehensible Game.
It's like the republicans are running Eddie Haskel for office.
Didn't someone say that about Mitt yesterday? Are they running Eddie Haskel for every office? (Yes. Yes they are)
And I am damned glad I sent Elizabeth a few extra bucks.
Fuck it, maybe I should send more–I can live on rice and beans for a month.;;
Scott Brown, Get thee to an empty soup kitchen. Stat!
Hey, you know who *else* paid people to wear Brown shirts?
[apologies to gullywompr]
Lord Baden-Powell?
wow. good kitty.
UPS?
Mike Holmgren?
Joss Whedon?
Jimmy Haslam?
SCOTT BROWN PRETTY MUCH ASKING PEOPLE WHO LOST LOVED ONES TO MESOTHELIOMA TO PUNCH HIM IN THE NADS
He has nads? Hmm. Well, if he asks real nice, I'd be glad to try out my new sledgehammer for him.
Talk about using a hammer to kill a fly.
I haz Mail-in Voterated today.
Wrote-in Doktor Zoom for County Supe. of Schools.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
wOOt!!!!!!!!
YAY!
Totally OT:
I am in a bad mood because I live in the anti-vaccine capital of the country and had to get a whooping cought booster due to our epidemic of a disease that shouldn't exist and my arm really hurts today.
The last time I went to the doctor she jabbed me with that painful as hell vaccine even though I am never around children since "the people who SHOULD be getting it aren't getting it". I had a hard lump in my arm at the spot for 3 months.
Moms and Dads of the world, you can thank me for saving your babbys.
But now according to Jenny McCarthy and Michele Bachmann you'll catch the autism!
Mebbe I'm not in a bad mood, maybe its just the aspie coming on!
Aww, babygirl! C'mere, I give you a hug. (Hugs the pupper) I had to get a tetanus shot in my behind thanks to my habit of gardening without protective gear. Your ass hurts for a month of Sundays. Well, mine did.
Will it make you feel better to know Dinesh d'Souza's 20-year-old bleached blonde hoochie mamma just dumped him?
Yeah, they just started putting te whooping cough in the tetanus. Luckily I didn't get it in the ass. I think your doctor is just messing with you. But thanks for the hug!
He does that a lot. Not give it to me in the ass, gitcher mind out of the gutter. He messes with me. But he's a Good Guy, so I just rub beer bellies with him.
You feel better kiddo. Bitch and whine a lot, that always helps me.
Awww. I had one of those a few weeks ago. It wasn't terrible but it did hurt for a while.
And I'm very seldom around children.
Also, don't they still have one more debate to go? I hope Elizabeth whips his sorry ass into next Tuesday…and yes, actually, I *do* mean "with votes."
Remember how Scott Brown used to have the reputation of being the moderate and nice Republican Senator? He's certainly don a lot of work to tear down that false image.
I have no loved ones who have died from mesothelioma – but I can still punch him in the nads, right?
You can find 'em, you can have 'em.
If it's Brown, flush it.
If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
"[Scott Brown was] going to cream Elizabeth Warren this year"
Uh, I think those were Bukkake jounalists?
Use paid fake supporters, accuse opponent of using paid fake supporters, get caught in lie. That boy is a Republican, for sure.
This post made me cough. I can't be the only one.
I watched my father die from mesothelioma. So I think we should skip punching him in nuts, and instead go straight to force- feeding him his own nuts.
During the "Asbestos Wars" of the late '80s and early '90s in NJ I attended two "Day in the Life" depositions of mesothelioma victims who were in advanced end stage. This was a theme produced by the major plaintiff's lawyer to record what 'damages' the plaintiffs were experiencing and filmed in their homes when they were in end stage. One died a few hours after we left and the other died a few weeks later. It is a brutal, horrible way to die, ugly, messy and inevitable. The family members were the primary care givers and due to the state of the law then, there was almost no protection from enormous medical costs due to lack of coverage even though both were former employees of major companies. If Scott Brown were brutally castrated (with votes of course) and left to bleed out he would come now where near experiencing for a few hours what these people experienced.
Isn't this the fellow who shopped his daughters out to any interested takers in his acceptance speech? Um – whoremonger comes to mind (not that his daughters are) – just because he's always selling something doesn't mean Elizabeth is
A republican attacking someone who suffered real loss. Well isn't that just the daily agenda for Scott and the rest of these assholes.
Looking forward to seeing Scotty selling reverse mortgages on late-night cable along with that other failed Senator who drove a truck but also fucked Laurie Morgan as long as she could stand it.
Ex-Sen. Stapledick would probably try to get you to pay him for the privilege of loaning him money, and to give him a mortgage on your house to boot. It's the Triple Reverse Mortgage™, so it's gotta be a great deal.
And he has a truck, so he HAS to be honest.
And He's so Handsome!Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.
Desperate senator is desperate. Scott can't believe that MA is about to replace him with a **gasp** woman in the Senate!
(Staple)Dick.
Pretty good, overall. I'm adjusting to my new weird disorder. (My fake leg won't take my weight anymore, it keeps buckling, lost sensation in parts). Got an appointment with the surgeon. We'll see what happens. Got my garden stuff in and maybe soon I'll be able to go out there and clean up the mess.
How's by you, sweeetpea?
I didn't know you had a fake leg. I hope the doc gets you squared away toot sweet. I'm good. Almost done with school, and have started sending my writing to literary magazines which is a big step and makes me feel like a real writer.
Indeedy. I am duly awed and respectful.
I KNEW YOU WHEN, GIRLIE! I KNEW YOU WHEN!
Ilyz.
Hug.
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