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Jerome ‘Obama Is A Queer Gay-Married Breitbart-Coroner-Murdering Muslin’ Corsi Flying Around On Mitt Romney’s Plane

Corsi (right)And now news comes that the dean of White House Queer Muslin Murder ‘Spiracy Theories, Jerome Corsi of WND, is stone cold flying around on Mitt Romney’s plane, like a boss! So let us put on our OWN conspiracy caps (it is a crimson fez, duh), and ask the clear and obvious question: Who’d Jerome Corsi murder to get on Mitt Romney’s plane?

Give up? It was Mitt Romney’s last shred of dignity! BOOM!

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      1. cousinitt

        If I'm not mistaken, it was the other way around. We're talking Rafalca here, not some mangy, flea-ridden writer whose sole claim to fame was as a failed financial investor in Poland.

        OT, loved the Perrin show on BBC.

    1. Ducksworthy

      I assume you mean "Highly compensated fucking nutter." You can submit your resume to Paul Ryan for 2016. He'll begin hiring as soon as he is unemployed, November 7.

      1. tessiee

        That assumes he's going to lose *both* races for office in which he's currently running.
        Too sweet to hope for, amirite?

    2. LibertyLover

      There isn't a place to send your resume, but selling your soul to the devil is a condition upon employment.

    1. Nostrildamus

      Corsi was actually off-camera in those videos, keeping the singer on tempo by waggling his pecker back and forth to the beat.

  1. EnnuiThereYet?

    TSA Agents everywhere breath a sigh of relief. For the next couple of weeks they won't have to pat down Jerome Corsi's fleshy groin area.

  2. SorosBot

    Maybe Romney will go all-in with the conspiracy nuttiness in the next debate; he can rant about Nobama being a gay Marxist Muslim atheist who secretly plots to take all the guns away and install the UN as the rulers of America and won't admit the truth about the coverup of the moon landing or the aliens at Area 51. Oh and he's a reptloid alien also too.

    1. BadKitty904

      I still have to laugh at the UN-conspiracy nutters. My Granny's bridge club would more effective at forming a secret one-world gubbmint…

      AND make better pimento-cheese finger sammiches.

    2. MegPasadena

      The sad thing is he might just win on that due to the confused minds of the swing voters and an super energized base.

      1. tessiee

        I assumed that actor was channeling Hank Hill, not Bob Dole, but I think Romney, Ryan, and Corsi are already familiar with pitch and hot tar. In fact, it's about the only way I can think of to explain why any of them have careers.

        1. HempDogbane

          Dole told of a busload of supply-side economists going over a cliff. It was a great tragedy – there were several empty seats.

  3. FakaktaSouth

    Oh good! I hope they try to open ALL the windows AND doors on that plane now, just suck that prick right on out at 40,000 feet.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        Sometimes it's best just to not. But I know, I know, word juxtapositions can be funny things.

  4. actor212

    I see that cat, and it looks pissed off, like "Dude, I'm a cat. They're not going to scan my brain because the aliens from Procyon 12? They're cats too."

    1. SmutBoffin

      Haha, the notion that cats have gained anything from their symbiotic relationship with peoplez is overblown. They are just embarrassed to be seen with us in public, really.

    2. widestanceromance

      Oh, silly actor. The foil on the cat is to prevent brainwashing frequencies from getting OUT of the cat, not in.

  5. SayItWithWookies

    As if hanging out with Paul Ryan, John Bolton and Condi Rice wasn't enough of a fact-free environment. I swear, if Mitt gets elected he's gonna make Dubya look like Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King and General Marshall all rolled into one.

  6. BadKitty904

    PIC CAPTION: "Conservative's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

    (with apologies to "Invader Zim")

  7. StealthMuslin

    So this would be kind of like Obama letting the head of NAMBLA pilot Air Force One.
    Into the Vatican.

  8. mbobier

    Oh noes! A secret Muslin gay-married murderer is President?!? Come on, Corsi. You can do better than that.

    Or maybe you're so tied up in your own hysterical hatred that you actually CAN'T do better than that.

    Sad. The tinfoil-hatted cat in the pic above is probably more rational than Corsi.

    1. tessiee

      Cats in general are more rational than people in general.
      "I'll get this big thing to bring me a plate of food, then lick myself, then I think I'll take a nap"
      How many people do you know that have a life that good?

    1. mbatch

      And in this case spectacularly pissed. Man, she sent those papers flying at the end. Way to go, Rachel!

  9. Oblios_Cap

    Author and pundit Debbie Schlussel has accused Corsi of plagiarizing elements from columns that she has published, and subsequently posting them under his byline in his WorldNetDaily column

    Wow! He really is a loser.

    1. Generation[redacted]

      I feel bad for her. It's like finding out the Unabomber lifted your secret journal and published it as his manifesto.

  10. elviouslyqueer

    WOW. 10:15 of Rachel Maddow's righteously indignant takedown of the simulacrum world these right-wing fuckholes live in, punctuated by her exasperated paper-flinging, made me jizz my pants so hard that it blew my zipper clear across the room.

      1. elviouslyqueer

        Wonkette: because outside of a Michel Foucault text, where else are you going to see such an erudite juxtaposition of "simulacrum" and "jizz"?

          1. Wile E. Quixote

            I had to take a mental health break from politics. It was just too goddamned depressing. Jesus H. Fucking Christ our election season is too fucking long. It takes the British about what, six weeks to run an election? We take almost an entire year to do it.

      1. Gleem McShineys

        "Ooh, the spring line of calves looks to die for, don't you think, Mother?"

        –Frubb Romney

      1. zumpie

        She won't care if they promise her the ability to literally climb the walls (her current dearest wish) or fly.

  11. prommie

    Come on now, I have been saying this for weeks, his campaign people are just totally fucking with him now! Imagine how hard it must be for them to keep a straight face!

  12. prommie

    And by the way, the Steely-Dan-ness of it all, just what in the holy hell is that supposed to mean, "ain't never gonna do it without your fez on?"

    1. prommie

      Fucking Steely Dan always was captain obvious, "they call Alabama the Crimson Tide." its like, what? Hey Nineteen? The fine columbian makes tonight a wonderful thing? that shit will give you California poisoning, those boys were soft in the head. I am just talking to myself over here now, I guess.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        Okay, besides the fact that all positive Bama references are cool, the best thing about Steely Dan is DEFINITELY their name. I do not care for their smooth white guy soulfulness. It puts me to sleep.

      2. thebeatgoeson

        I like your taste in music, sir! First pro-TMBG, and now anti-Steely Dan. I never saw their appeal. Their music annoys the hell out of me.

    1. BadKitty904

      "I have *HAD* it with these goddamn fakes on this goddamn plane!"

      There. SOMEbody had to say it…

  13. Lot_49

    If picking Ryan as veep was a hail Mary play, what is credentialing Corsi?

    Maybe you call it, "Please proceed, Governor."

  14. bikerlaureate

    This has to be a plot to entice the President into slinging mud. No one is so tone-deaf that they'd hang out with Corsi unless they wanted to be mocked.
    Is Kris Kobach (the SB1070 guy) riding along too?

  15. prommie

    So, anyone, anyone mention the Samuel L. Jackson possibilities? There are motherfucking ___________ s on this motherfucking plane?

  16. tessiee

    Gee whiz, I sure hope Mr. Corsi gives Mr. Romney lots of ideas to use in the next debate! That would just be swell!

    1. bikerlaureate

      Nooooo! That would be catastrophic! The whole election would be lost!
      Under no circumstances should Mistuh Romney take a single piece of advice from Corsi, EVAR!

  17. Comrade Wingtardd

    It's not Mittens' fault. There was a vat on the plane full of pig vomit, bat's blood and the brain of Abbe Normal … someone threw in Barbara Bush' toenails and Jerome Corsi just stone cold fucking showed the fuck up.

  18. Toomush_Infer

    Nonsense! Emperor Romney is just following the Roman tradition: surround yourself with idiots….

  19. Native_of_SL_UT

    If Romney thinks Corsi is a journalist, I know of a fine lawyer he could also hire. I hear Orly Taintz is not so busy right now. She could also clean his teeth in flight.

  20. Dumbedup

    Corsi is part of the latest "Plan D" re-launch, which will involve Reverend Wright, Saul Alinski, the Weather Underground and Sara Palin, also. Top secret stuff.

  21. Gleem McShineys

    Well, what could possibly go wrong with this plan?

    I mean, who hasn't thought that filling an etch-a-sketch with diarrhea was a great idea?

  22. comrad_darkness

    So, when they fly into Hawaii, how many on the plane will ask where the passport control desk is?

  23. ttommyunger

    Should have known Jerome had a firm hand in the Mittens Campaign. No one can fuck up this bad all on his own.

  24. Negropolis

    "Stuff really does actually happen."

    I know it's not supposed to sound profound when someone says this, but in this fucked up world, it is profound. I will praise Rachel forever for calling Politifact and the rest to account and decrying false moral equivalencies.

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