"Me & Julio Down by the Schoolyard" To Be Even More Obscure

Filthy iPads Finally Murder Newsweek Print Edition

Ha Ha! Your medium is dying!We hope you damn hipsters with your Kindlepads and iNookies are happy. Newsweek, a bastion of middle-brow media culture since its 1933 inception, will convert to an all-digital format in 2013, according to an announcement today on Tina Brown’s Internet Tendency.

We mostly remember Newsweek from our college days as “the one that’s a dollar cheaper for the student subscription” and as the originator of the “Conventional Wisdom Watch,” which taught a post-Reagan America how to snark, although more recently it was also known as “the one that didn’t darken its O.J. mugshot cover” and “the one with that stupid ‘Muslim Rage’ cover.” The publication had long been a loss-leader for the Washington Post / Kaplan Test-Prep Company, which sold it in 2010 to Tina Brown’s Home for Disgraced Journalists. Brown’s announcement today insists that

We are transitioning Newsweek, not saying goodbye to it. We remain committed to Newsweek and to the journalism that it represents. This decision is not about the quality of the brand or the journalism—that is as powerful as ever. It is about the challenging economics of print publishing and distribution.

In other (and somewhat shocking) news, Newsweek isn’t able to make a go of it in print even with 1.5 million subscribers. Apparently photoshops of Old Princess Di don’t come cheap.

[Daily Beast]

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Doktor Zoom Is the pseudonym of Marty Kelley, who lives in Boise, Idaho. He acquired his nym from a fan of Silver-Age comics after being differently punctual to too many meetings. He is not a medical doctor, although he has a real PhD (in Rhetoric and Composition).

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  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Oh great — now where will I get my week-old news?

    • nounverb911

      Gawker?

      • Crank_Tango

        Too soon!

    • kittensdontlie

      Without an Mac-time Machine, you are out of luck.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      From Wonket, of course.

      I posted this in Wonkville hours ago.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Dok Zoom is not a vending machine into which you shove a tip and get a post!! Let the man ruminate!

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Dok Zoom is not a vending machine into which you shove a tip and get a post!!

          You'd be surprised… ;-)

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

            Uh, just keep that between you and him.

    • SorosBot

      CNN?

    • Negropolis

      Oh, don't you worry, Time is still in print…

  • Weenus299

    As a collagist, I am really fucking pissed. I JUST renewed a subscription to Tina Brown and her shitty magazine just so I can have something to cut on weekends.

    • MissTaken

      Now how am I going to 'write' ransom notes? The fonts in People just aren't scary enough.

      • SorosBot

        Is there finally a use for the articles in Hustler?

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Articles?

      • PsycWench

        Usually I just raid the magazine recycling bin at our local…oh, maybe I've said too much.

    • Doktor Zoom

      Easy! Just print out the photos from the online edition and cut those!

      • Weenus299

        How do I get a printer? It's just as well. Newsweek and Time both have gone to very poor paper stock in recent years. The paper they use is barely thicker than tissue paper and it wrinkles easily. I may have to get a sophisticated printing thing sooner or later. Just so I can print things from Tina Brown's Fucking Shitty Magazine She And those Other Brits Completely Destroyed.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Try a fashion magazine.

          Magazine, in case you don't know, is something you find on a "newsstand" with glossy…what? What's a newsstand?

          Oh brother…*koffkoff* Get of fmy lawn!

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

            That's easy! "Newsstand" is that one little wooden app that Apple moved my measly 10-article-a-month NYT app into on my iPhone, so I would peck around wondering what the fuck happened to it.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Oh yah! I forgot about that…I read Newsweek on mine

    • Come here a minute

      Oh, you could make something beautiful from a chopped up Kindle.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      You inject Newsweek into people's lips?

      • Weenus299

        The gooey news consistency plumps them right up.

        • HogeyeGrex

          I'm a bit concerned that you cut Tina Brown on the weekends.

          • http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

            S'OK, long as Weenus isn't cutting her/himself on wknds.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Haha, I still have a collage down in the basement on the first Gulf War culled from Newsweek, that a friend and I worked on as a poetry/art project.

  • nounverb911

    The WSJ is already contentless, when does it go paperless too, also?

    • widestanceromance

      Too Noon!

  • OneYieldRegular

    This is terrible news. Guess I'll have to rely entirely on TIME for what will be now be an entirely lopsided cover story on the historical Jesus.

    • MoeDeLawn

      I know. Newsweek woulda put a 5-year-old on a stool next to the Cross …

      eeew. Never mind.

  • memzilla

    [Tina Brown:] "We are transitioning Newsweek…"

    Yeah, just like Mitt Rmoney "transitioned" dozens of American companies.

    Career Tip: If your boss ever connects the words "transition" and "committed to" together in a meeting, it's time to freshen your résumé.

    • Weenus299

      It does make it easy for Tina Brown to move all the editorial staff of her Shitty Magazine back to Merrie Olde Englande. So theye canne commente aboute Colonial elections, what what!

    • PugglesRule

      I bet the staff at the New Orleans Times-Picayune got a memo about transitioning too.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Yep, just transitioning to another plane of existence. See ya on the other side.

    • memzilla

      Do the windows open on that plane?

      • Blueb4sinrise

        OH FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Candy Crowley did this, from her iPad.

  • Come here a minute

    When the papa finds out, he will begin to shout.

  • Beowoof

    Where will Niall Ferguson land? I hope back in socialist Ireland, but I am pretty sure they don't want the useless fuck.

    • Negropolis

      Scotsman/Clan Fergusson libel!

      • Beowoof

        Not the whole clan just one useless pos.

  • http://yakkingmelmoth.blogspot.com/ Porter Melmoth

    True rumor: Tina just got hired over at 'Time'.

  • gullywompr

    Who could have predicted this? Oh wait… everyboody.

    I'm still waiting for office supply stores to go belly up (I cannot stand desktop printers with their paper and their ink and their obsolescence). So long, Staples, you brick and mortar dinosaur.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      You know what I miss about stationery stores?

      Everything

      • gullywompr

        What's a "stationery"?

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          *WHEEEEEEEEEEZE* Well, let me *koffkoff* tell you…it all goes back to when you could buy paper 5 bees to the ream….we called them bees because nickels back then had pictures of bumblebees on them…

      • Generation[redacted]

        If there's an earthquake, the safest place to be is in a stationary store.

    • Generation[redacted]

      I give Dunder Mifflin another six weeks, tops.

  • SnarkOff

    Aw, I miss the print media. The computer screen just doesn't have the same delicious new-magazine smell.

    • kittensdontlie

      Yea, but trees are happier.

      • SnarkOff

        Trouble is, I'm not convinced that the inevitable poisons in our groundwater from all of those discarded Kindles and Nooks will be any better for the environment.

    • grace_nearing

      That new-magazine smell is from volatile off-gasses that give that heavenly smell to carcinogenesis. Same with new cars.

  • Beowoof

    How did I get on the need to be approved list?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Insufficient tail wagging?

      • Beowoof

        Gee a couple of naughty words and I am now persona non grata. Make a crack about sending Niall Ferguson back to Ireland and boom, you're in the need approval list.

        • PugglesRule

          So the Editrices really do use the banhammer here? I'll try to keep my potty words in check.

          • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

            Not sure that shit will work.

          • HistoriCat

            Potty words are not usually a problem. Intense Debate has some mysterious hiccups that no one really understands.

    • HistoriCat

      You're a canine in a feline-centric world?

      Or, more seriously, it could be part of the mysterious Intense Debate workings which no one understands.

  • http://www.wonkette.com/ FlownOver

    Cackling has been heard near the Luce mausoleum.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    In the good news category, that's 284 tons of newsprint that won't be bought from Georgia-Pacific and it's Kochsuckers.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      But, who will think of the added workload to all the pixels of the world. Hunh? Hunh?

    • PugglesRule

      Yay for screwing the Koch brothers!!

    • Negropolis

      Yeah, but now it's all transfered to rare earth minerals in China and FoxConn.

  • el_donaldo

    Or, Newsweek needs to find a way to honor obligations to advertisers while not paying anymore printing costs until they can justifiably call it quits.

    Or maybe the history gods are punishing them for publishing that awful Niall Ferguson piece.

  • SorosBot

    Now who is going to claim that they have proof that heaven is totally real or that the Jesus of the Bible really for sure existed?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      There's always WND, where Jeebus, UFOs, sasquatch, and conservatard "values" get fair and balanced treatment.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Magazines just haven't been the same since Spy folded.

    No sacred cows, man!

    • kittensdontlie

      Even MAD cut back on it's subscription frequency….damn electrons.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I'm holding out hopes that Graydon Carter starts drinking again

  • ph7

    It's harder to swat a fly with an Ipad, though.

    • RedneckMuslin

      And harder to clean on the bottom of the bird cage.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212
      • Doktor Zoom

        Verisimilitude? You're soaking in it.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Holy crap! That's the coolest thing ever!¹

          ¹ "Ever" defined as "since the second beer at lunch"

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          That's great!

    • Jus_Wonderin

      This is good timing for me, as I have already trained my dogs.

    • Negropolis

      But, boy, when you really do, they are really dead.

  • I_P

    Where will my 84-year-old mother get her news now?

    • http://yakkingmelmoth.blogspot.com/ Porter Melmoth

      TMZ, baby. Remember the little old lady from Pasadena!

    • ph7

      Readers Digest, of course.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    It's a sort of post-romantic era to transition into, yes. Love affairs with dated household pasttimes never end well. Like when Tim Allen looked at his teevee wife that one time early 90s and said "Well I fell in love with ya. I'll fall apart with ya too."
    Then he went over to the ToolTime® girl, took her gently by the elbow, together walked offstage from Richard Karn and Patricia Richardson never saw her husband again.

    • Negropolis

      ROTFLMAO!

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    America has apparently not been buying enough copies of magazines featuring stories about Photoshopped Royals, Mommy Porn or Hipster Jesus. SHAME ON YOU, AMERICA.

    • Crank_Tango

      I am buying all the mommy porn I can get! Although I really don't know why, those nipples scare me.

      • Toomush_Infer

        Collector value!…

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        *Jedi hand motion*

        You don't need to ask why…

    • Weenus299

      Yeah, I guess we know now that headline writers can't declare War On ____ everythng forever.

    • Negropolis

      Photoshopped dead royals. Don't forget the dead part.

  • tihond

    My high school-era, Newsweek-reading self cries a single tear. Hang in there dude, someday you'll touch a boob.

  • MissTaken

    Bottoms of bird cages weep.

  • no_gravity

    Softly plays Taps.

    Except, I'm not.

    • Crank_Tango

      You spelled Tagg wrong.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    What will people stare blankly at in waiting rooms now?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      The TV screen that's permanently tuned to the local FOX channel?

      I swear to God, every fucking office, laundromat and diner in NYC has FOX5! on 24-7.

      Why, dear God? Why????

      • PugglesRule

        Because it's on every single basic cable package in the universe.

        No snark, just ugly, ugly truth.

  • edgydrifter

    Heck of a job, Brownie.

    • PugglesRule

      My favorite all-purpose backhanded compliment :P

  • rickmaci

    RIP. Electronic edition will not cure the problem of lackluster journalism, badly written stories and generally irrelevant or dated content. IMHO.

    • SnarkOff

      Nope. All of those problems are side-effects of advertiser-sponsored journalism and won't to go away until readers step up and pay for content. And we know they never will.

      • gullywompr

        Present company excluded.

    • rickmaci

      The problem isn't that consumers won't pay for content. I would pay, as would most people that use this site, I believe. The problem is the business model for delivering the content and the pricing. iTunes was set up to deliver on a per song basis because they figured out people didn't always want to buy the whole disk, generally they only wanted a few of the songs they liked. They also got the pricing right for their consumer. Seems there is more work to be done with the business of selling written content.

      • PugglesRule

        Indeed. If I thought I was getting $30/yr of news from a web news organization like Newsweek, I might be willing to plunk that down. But given the plethora (verging on a googleplex) of news outlets online, I would have to be getting ALL my news from Newsweek (for instance) to justify paying for it. If that makes any sense.

    • http://parterre.com La_Cieca

      Nonsense! Everyone wants to read a constant and unremitting flow of stories about Princess Diana. I mean, if you accept it as a given that by "everyone" you mean "Tina Brown."

  • Radiotherapy

    And it still is going to suck.

  • Callyson

    We are transitioning Newsweek, not saying goodbye to it.

    I'd settle if you'd say goodbye to Tina Brown…

  • Schmannnity

    This is bad news for Look magazine. What?

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    Next, I predict the automobile will put the horse and carriage industry out of business.

    • Crank_Tango

      Just wait tho, the hipsters are switching from fixies to dliigences.

  • Estproph

    Now how will they put those flyaway subscription cards that fall out every time you turn a page onto a Kindle?

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      My dog and his "bits" will be without a pastime (between naps).

  • Callyson

    OTOH, this will make Crazy Eyes happy, so that's one reason to have a sad over this news…

  • Lucidamente1

    "Newsweek does not know extinction; all it knows is transformation. Everything science has taught me, and continues to teach me, strengthens my belief in the continuity of its spiritual existence after death."

    • kittensdontlie

      I predict Ronny Reagan will be taking over as editor in the very near future.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    It's not as much the iPads but the constantly shitty content. There is a reason why my dad (a former subscriber) called it Newsweak.

    I used to subscribe to magazines (I see you Economist and Time) but the simple/dumb analysis, editorial drivel and self congratulating bullshit (really? Is this how you treat me, Time's 2006 person of the year?) drove me to the intertubes. Here I can get my newz with porn and marry an Asian ads and I don't mind (sort of.)

    • Fare la Volpe

      Aww man, you get the Asian ones? I just get the shitty Russian ones. I've seen Law & Order – those gals'll cut ya.

  • Crank_Tango

    Can someone tell me what the conventional wisdom has to say about this?

  • el_donaldo

    I don't think my dad has ever recovered from U.S. News & World Report ceasing its print edition.

    There's going to be a whole generation of olds sitting in their retirement home rocking chairs turning invisible pages out of habit.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      They can subscribe to Reminisce, which just reprints old stuff under the headline "Remember When…"

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Except they're in nursing homes, so they probably don't

        • Fare la Volpe

          That was a groaner. I approve.

    • PugglesRule

      Wait, USNews isn't in print any more?

      Apparently I didn't miss it at all!

      • el_donaldo

        They stopped two years ago. In fact, I'm not sure if they're anything but a website that ranks colleges by now.

  • MissTaken

    For the past 8 years, despite moving several times and never paying for a subscription, I've received print editions of Vogue every single month. Can't Vogue go digital so I can continue to completely ignore it without the added perk of dead trees?

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Be careful, that "Penthouse Forum" every month helped track down Bin Laden.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Dear Pantshouze,

        You weel never b'leef this, but one time in my cave…

        • JustPixelz

          … Needless to say, none of them were virgins by morning.

    • prommie

      Why won't Vanity Fair do this for me?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      It has been Jesus who has been paying for your Vogue subscription all along, even though you have turned your face from Him! Won't you please accept Him into your life now, along with this Chanel scratch-n-sniff perfume card?

      • Doktor Zoom

        My precious, precious child, where you see only one set of footprints, that was when I was carrying your Vogue. And where the footprints are all jumbled up? The Hendersons' goddamn dog attacked Me.

        • MosesInvests

          "But why was there only one set of footprints, Lord?" "My child, the Sandpeople ride single file to hide their numbers."

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Did you tire of looking for actual articles among all the ads (with impossibly skinny waif-like "people")?

    • JustPixelz

      But I must say, your avatar is nicely dressed. Well done Vogue.

  • eggsacklywright

    I came this close to canceling my subscription to the New Yorker because of Brown. One more article about Michael Eisner would've done it.

  • Lucidamente1

    You know what Niall Ferguson will say about this?

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    What will God do for tabloid-level PR?

  • sbj1964

    Dr.we have a flat line.Ok people I'm calling it PRINT IS DEAD.Time of death the 21sy century.Toe tag it,and bag it.

    • gullywompr

      And call Romney for the baptism.

  • Disassembly

    I must remember to bring my iPad to the grocery store so I can continue to ignore Newsweek there.

  • http://www.toastcat.com Fred_Wertham_Jr

    "I am become Tina Brown, Destroyer of Print."

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Aw, come on! Give Tina a break!

      It came down to "yearly face lifts v. putting out a news magazine"!

    • PubOption

      Look upon my non-magazine, oh ye mighty, and weep.

  • Ruhe

    Can't Big Pharma keep the print edition alive just for distribution in Doctor's offices? I sort of felt that was what the thing was produced for anyway.

    • PugglesRule

      Won't someone think of the people who don't have iPads???

  • neiltheblaze

    Tina Brown is like the Josef Mengele of magazines.

  • MissTaken

    The exotic blend of Opium perfume, Sanka, and Reader's Digest always reminds me of my Grandma.

  • LibrarianX

    Does heaven exist for irrelevant magazines?

  • gullywompr

    This trend must stop! How am I going to get my picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone if there is no cover?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      You have a point

      "I got my picture on the homepage of the Rolling Stone" just doesn't have the same rhythm.

      • MosesInvests

        "Gonna forward five pageviews to my mother"…nah, doesn't work.

  • MissTaken

    Everyone knows the only news fit to print these days are about Kanye fucking Kim and if the sparkly vampire is dumb to take back K-Stew.

    • SorosBot

      We also need more pics of celebrities' babbies!

    • DCBloom

      Don't forget Honey Boo Boo.
      Better Redneckognize!

    • Antispandex

      It's so nice to see that there are still people who know the really important topics of our day! I'm just sad, what with their show ending, my girls will not be able to keep me abreast of the latest trends in Italian-American New Jersey style and manners. Bummer.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Now what will I be able to blow expiring airline points on at the end of the year.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Soooo- now Newseek believes in evolution?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Another Cosmo conspiracy?

  • UnholyMoses

    Your move, Time.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Great. Now where will I get my little postcards to renew my Newsweek subscription?

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    I get all my current events info from teh Wonkette, where all the newz that fits, they print post.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    This trend is bad news for the cologne sample industry.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Mrs. weejee rejoices. She hates those stinky inserts.

  • arduinohacker

    So are dentist's waiting rooms going to set out iPads? Oh wait, there are always 5-year old copies of the dentist's "Yachting" magazine.

    • widestanceromance

      But, I've always enjoyed thumbing through The Plaque Observer while waiting.

  • prommie

    Was him and Julio gay sexing down in the schoolyard, or just smoking the ganja? I never could figure that shit out, after all these years. Kodachrome, too, what was up with that? Dick-pics?

  • Jerri

    But will Tina Brown and Steve Inskeep still talk on NPR and tell me what I need to read now and then? I'm afraid my rage levels will dip below sustainable levels if I don't get that periodic, massive infusion of smug, self-important pseudo-intellectual pomposity.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Isn't Tina one of the hollow, stuffed men who regularly appear on Morning Joe?

      • Jerri

        May as well be.

      • Negropolis

        Yeah, but she's so perky.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Nice obit, Dok. I'm a teeny bit wistful, as I probably learned more from Newsweek in the '80s and '90s than from my education at Last Resort Community College and Mediocre State/Cornfields, and as I've said before, if you can't spare an hour a week for a mag like Newsweek, you have no fucking excuse for being ignorant. There was something to be said for having a few authoritative sources for information with the resources to check facts and get shit right, as opposed to every dipshit being vouched for by every other dipshit on the Internet 'cause pixels are "free".

  • not that Dewey

    When he's at home and he blows his nose
    He don't use tissues or his sleeve
    He don't use napkins or any of these
    He uses magazines

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      Skoal Rebel approves this message.

      He uses maaaaaa-gazines

      Now With More Quid Marks.

  • Joey_Blau

    THis has to be good news for John McCain!!

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    I thought they died years ago.

  • Antispandex

    But….but….Who will make up for the trees that won't need to be needlessly wasted? Please tell me that they are still printing important stuff like People, Style, U.S. News and World Report, and Mad Magazine!

  • DahBoner

    Every kid now knows Newsweek is just a broken iPad:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXV-yaFmQNk&f

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Here I was hoping it was the Muslim rage that did Newsweek in.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Put it this way.

    You know the phrase "Keep Fuckin' That Chicken"? That was on FOX5! news. I think they have a Hispanic anchoress, and two black weathermen. I don't really watch them much so I'm not sure but I can tell you that the morning crew makes my skin crawl (Mike Kelly is police chief Ray Kelly's son, and an alleged sexual predator)

  • Nostrildamus

    I guess that "Heaven in Real" cover story didn't quite do the trick.

  • BadKitty904

    Per Vanity Fair:

    "Pairing stock images and incendiary statements at random and slapping them on the cover did not, in the end, turn out to be a business-saving publishing model."

  • HistoriCat

    Regarding that picture – Comics Curmudgeon libel!

  • synykyl

    Cool. Now I can not read it on my iPad instead of not reading it in print. That's much more convenient.

  • TribecaMike

    The internets succeeded where Henry Luce failed. Good old internets!

  • GeneralLerong

    Hey-y-y-y-y…will all those "People of the Book" soon be regarded as medieval dimwits?

    Can we have bonfires?

  • ttommyunger

    "FILTHY IPADS FINALLY MURDER NEWSWEEK PRINT EDITION"- Well, somebody had to put it out of its misery.