PARTY CLOWN LIKE IN 'IT'  11:37 am October 18, 2012

Children’s Party Clown Bradlee Dean Thinks Rachel Maddow Is A Gross Ugly Lesbo

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

the once and future DeanSuper-groovy dude and Michele Bachmann BFF Bradlee Dean has some time on his hands since high schools throughout the Midwest stopped paying him to come and make their students cry about being baby-murdering, dirty-wedding-dress-wearing prostitutes. He also still has to pay Rachel Maddow a whole bunch of his greasy cash for having filed a meritless defamation suit against her after she “defamed” him by playing tape of his own words. So what’s he up to lately? Just taking it to today’s equivalent of the Fireside Chats, Facebook, and calling Maddow so gross and ugly, har har har. Which is weird, because look at the current Bradlee Dean?

Here is Bradlee Dean’s clever Facebook posting.

My, that is a bad pic of Rachel Maddow! She looks like a skinny Michael Moore! If people put up a picture like that of us, we would probably be sad! Luckily, Rachel Maddow has the total hots from gay women, straight women, gay men, and non-asshole straight men to keep her warm at night. Bradlee Dean, on the other hand, may well have the hots from a basement full of moldering missing-prostitute bones.

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EatsBabyDingos October 18, 2012 at 11:40 am

Does Bradlee have to put a "Baby on Board" sticker on his car when he drives?

Callyson October 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

The "Romney/Ryan" bumper sticker suffices for that purpose.

Boojum October 18, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Only when he's alone.

Goonemeritus October 18, 2012 at 11:40 am

The dude on the left is what pot made, the dude on the right is what hate made.

ProgressiveInga October 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

WWJS
Who Would Jesus Sue?

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

Well — that's a pretty searing indictment of Rachel Maddow's hotness, especially coming from a guy who looks like the sketchy girl's softball coach in an afterschool special.

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

BEAU BRIDGES LIBEL.

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

I can't believe you remembered that. Hell, even I didn't remember it was Beau Bridges.

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

After school specials were my life back in the day. My parents have a lot to answer for.

Generation[redacted] October 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Wow. I tip my hat to you. All I remember from those after school specials was two kids smoking PCP and driving a car off a cliff going "Wheeeeee!"

tracyhasfun October 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm

You reeled those sheets in though, right? Cuz, sads.

outragedcitizen October 18, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Dude looks like a lady.

nounverb911 October 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

Didn't Bradlee used to be the "Breck Shampoo" girl?

Lascauxcaveman October 18, 2012 at 12:00 pm

No wonder I never see Breck on the shelves anymore.

Biff October 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm

No, that was John Edwards.

Boojum October 18, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Didn't Bradlee use to be John Edwards?

Geminisunmars October 18, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I know we all have a lot of reasons to be mad at John Edwards, but that was just cruel.

UnholyMoses October 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

"The woman on teh left is what God made"

Seems as though God now makes blond hair dye.

Also, too: If I were single and Rachael straight, I'd hit it. Repeatedly. And well. Because, for me, smart = HAWT!

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

Even knowing she's not, I'd buy her a drink and hope for a miracle.

eggsacklywright October 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

Rach is someone I'd love to have several beers with. No sexytime required.

UnholyMoses October 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Oh, don't get me wrong — I'd LOVE to have an in-depth policy discussion with her. For me, that'd like foreplay.

And I'd be perfectly happy to stop right there.

rebelyankee October 18, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I'd prefer she mix me a drink. She's the reason I got into Sazeracs.
The drink, not the weird sex act.

One_who_wanders October 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

Twenty years ago I looked better, too. Gravity sucks.

eggsacklywright October 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

I was semi-cute many years ago. Fuckin' time is a bitch.

Jus_Wonderin October 18, 2012 at 2:06 pm

My problem was, I didn't think I was cute when I was cute. Now, I am not and I am painfully aware.

sewollef October 18, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Gravity, Smavity!

I hear Isaac Newton had a mullet too…. and he was a flamin' queen too.

CommieLibunatic October 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm

Didn't dudes have long hair and wear stockings back in those days? GHEEEEEEEYY!!

sewollef October 18, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Totally! As blonde Rachel would've said.

calliecallie October 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

We're none of us getting any younger. Sigh.

LesBontemps October 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

I am actually considering a sex change just so I can be a lesbian with Rachel Maddow.

Lot_49 October 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

I took the comment out 'cuz I stole it from another Wonketteer year ago.

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

'Round here we call that "flattery".

Lot_49 October 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

Can't remember if it was Wookies or Lascaux Caveman…

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

Just keep fisting them both, and stand in awe of their large p-ness, and I'm sure they will be appreciative.

Lascauxcaveman October 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

I'm guessing both, but Wooks probably got there :30 before me.

Oh, wait? I'm guessing you're referencing the "Help me, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" thing? That one I stole from a some stand-up comic back in the 80s, I think.

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I'm not sure what you said, but I don't mind the appropriation — it's not like I've never done that. But if you called her "my imaginary boyfriend" then that was me.

iTuna October 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

Whatever. That right picture of Maddow is still totally hot.

Lot_49 October 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

Around here, of course, we'd never stoop to making fun of peoples' looks.

Except when it's absolutely necessary.

Tundra Grifter October 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm

I wouldn't stoop to that. I do stand-up.

tracyhasfun October 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm

It's the hard work that needs doin'…

Lot_49 October 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

Around here, of course, we'd never stoop to making fun of peoples' looks.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

We're not looksist.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Short for "Looksie looksie, he's ugly!"

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

Wow. Maddow was even hotter once?

Wow.

sewollef October 18, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I know… I'd bonk her.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I'd bonk her til I bled and that's now. Back then I would have bonked her til it fell off.

ManchuCandidate October 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

So sez the man whose hair hasn't left the 80s metal band era.

And BTW, that ball cap ain't fooling anyone… baldy.

MegPasadena October 18, 2012 at 2:15 pm

It seems to be some wingnut thing. All the vomit-inducing gas-bags love to criticize liberal ladies' looks.

gullywompr October 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

ORLY?

Ayn Rand.

Your move.

freakishlywrong October 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

Coulter? Maitlin?

UnholyMoses October 18, 2012 at 11:48 am
Beowoof October 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Yikes was that pic from an animal shelter?

Jus_Wonderin October 18, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Is that Mugly, the world's ugliest dog?

PhilippePetain October 18, 2012 at 12:01 pm
James Michael Curley October 18, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Man, is Ted Turner doing that crazy let's colorize all the old black and white movies?

Beowoof October 18, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Lots of Sun and Lots of X-Rays can have deleterious effect on one's appearance. So can having a black soul.

PhilippePetain October 18, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I'm a subscriber to the Outside-In theory.

sullivanst October 18, 2012 at 12:48 pm

Well, atheist. Duh!

rebelyankee October 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm

I see your Ayn Rand and also double down with a Maggie Gallagher.

PsycWench October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

If Rachel Maddow hadn't become liberal, she'd look just like that picture. Just as Ann Coulter looks like her high school graduation picture. And Kathryn Lopez.

nounverb911 October 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

Ann Coulter looks like Kathryn Lopez?

PsycWench October 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

On the inside.

Lascauxcaveman October 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Not gonna check; don't wanna go there.

friendlyskies October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

We all know Rachel Maddow pulls way hotter pussy than Dean ever could. Fact.

Boojum October 18, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Brb

JustPixelz October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

A little too much Coulter in the first picture. So, by definition, she looks better in second shot.

Tequila Mockingbird October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

This, coming from a guy who looks like Axl Rose ate Tom Sizemore? Okay, then.

ProgressiveInga October 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

And AFTER he came out of Axl's butt, right?

trondant October 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm

In, out, whichever.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Meatloaf Lite

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Well he does have an appetite for destruction…

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:51 pm

The Jack Nicholson hairline isn't really working for him, either.

anniegetyerfun October 18, 2012 at 1:43 pm

I love you. That was the best description ever.

hagajim October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

Bradlee is just pissed because his first name isn't Ben – so he has to lash out at the best journalist currently available in the U.S. of A.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

So based on Dean's pix, he was a fairly cute kid but conservatism has turned him into a bloated, Hulk Hogan mullet-wearing fat man with a pock-marked face?

CindynEncinitas October 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm

And a sissy party clown. The rodeo clowns should take him out back and beat him like a mime.

Buzz Feedback October 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

It's good to see Shawn Barnish's wireless keyboard still works in the closet.

Blueb4sinrise October 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

…and non-asshole straight men.

Actually, not having an asshole is serious problem. Why do you hate the asshole deficient!!!

Jus_Wonderin October 18, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Aw, hell, is this another charity I need to look into?

CindynEncinitas October 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm

People can be so… so… mean! – Vikram Pandit (frowney face)

Estproph October 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

Bradlee who?

Monsieur_Grumpe October 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

Mr. ponytail, tracksuit and baseball cap does not have any credibility in the “what looks good or bad” department.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Ah, yes, the tell-tale tracksuit…

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:53 pm

At least when my male relatives wear track suits, they have the fashion sense to accessorize with fourteen pounds of gold jewelry…
On reflection, I'm not sure that helps, though.

Beowoof October 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Track suit makes it easier to run away when the cops raid the park he hangs out in.

MissTaken October 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Bradlee Dean was a pretty girl back in high school. Not sure what happened to her since.

kittensdontlie October 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Shawn Barnish said it best:
The girl on the left, is what GOD MADE.
The girl on the right is what happens when God "gives up" a god-hater.

Why does Dean hate God so much?!!

bureaucrap October 18, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Young Bradlee shore has a purty mouth…

LibrarianX October 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Did he get fat?

Disassembly October 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Arlen Specter was hotter as a Republican.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

I wonder what Bradlee Dean looks like in a prison shower?

I guess we'll find out.

Gratuitous World October 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

Ms. Dean hasn't exactly aged well herself.

Ruhe October 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

But Bradlee…in God's eyes we're all hot.

sewollef October 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Depends on your god. I hear the Xtian god doesn't do sex. In fact he's a boring white dude in white pants and sweater, with a white wife in white pants and white shirt and two white rug-rats, both with blonde hair, white sneakers and perfect teeth.

He lives in the suburbs, drives a Volvo, wears sweater vests [as you Americans call them] and coaches the juniors at soccer, even though he knows fuck-all about it. Apparently, he works "in the city", holds cocktail parties at the weekend, and his girl and boy are to his second – almost perfect- wife, who likes to help at the local church baking pies for the disadvantaged.

His first wife died in mysterious circumstances that he doesn't talk about.

But now the buddhist god…. yee-fucking-haa…. he just loves to party!!

HistoriCat October 18, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Well?

wears sweater vests [as you Americans call them]

What the hell do you call it?

sewollef October 18, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Sleeveless sweater or sleeveless jumper.

A 'vest' in UK English is er, an undergarment worn by men underneath their shirt.

I think for the US, what we Brits call a vest, you call a wife-beater [possibly?]

HistoriCat October 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm

A 'vest' in UK English is er, an undergarment worn by men underneath their shirtI'll be damned – all of my time watching BBC shows and I never learned this.

LibrarianX October 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

Tiger Beat won't return his calls.

Generation[redacted] October 18, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Tiger Beat asked him to please stop stalking their boy band photo shoots.

freakishlywrong October 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

I"m a librul. Say that to my face, asshole. (Was hot, am old, so?)

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

To be fair, Bradlee Dean probably hasn't encountered a "beautiful babe" except on the numerous porn sites he visits regularly.

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm

His blow up doll stopped calling him.

PsycWench October 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

"The woman on the right is what happens when God gives up a God hater!"

So, if you hate God you get smart, funny, a lot of admirers but sometimes you take a bad picture. Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me.

Chow Yun Flat October 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

Bradlee Dean is an example of perfect male beauty and so he is fit to the way lesser mortals look.

FakaktaSouth October 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

God "gives up"?? Is he calling God a quitter? I fucking hate people that speak for God and I don't even think I'd have a shred of any faith (on days I try to) if it weren't for people like Rachel Maddow. Get a hair cut you old ass nasty Nuge wannabe, you look worse than one of Rachel's ill fitting blazers. I do hate those blazers. But god she is so fucking smart.

Chet Kincaid_ October 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

He strikes me as more of an "Asshole Rose" aficionado.

FakaktaSouth October 18, 2012 at 11:59 am

Look at them chops, man. (and I bet it's worser when you know what his bald ass looks like without the baseball cap) Even Fat-Axl of the Bo Derek cornrows wouldn't do THAT shit.

Chet Kincaid_ October 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm

Jesse from Eagles Of Death Metal got into a hilarious feud with Asshole a few years ago, and started calling him "Waxl" and "Paxl". I do love EODM, they are funny, though I am incredibly dissapointed that Jesse is a wing nut, or pretending to be. I also can't stand hearing that one kickass song of theirs on all the Miller Light commercials now.

prommie October 18, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Axle Rose, Asshole Rose, same thing, I thought.

Lascauxcaveman October 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

I fucking hate people that speak for God

Well, what choice do they have? It's not like God is some big overexposed TV talkshow gabfest celeb who is constantly on ET and Leno and such, mouthing off about all his latest projects, opinions and impressions. He's more the strong, silent (non-existent) type.

FakaktaSouth October 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm

I know you're probably right, but I just keep holding out in the hopes of some Old Testament smiting. That would be so funny.

prommie October 18, 2012 at 12:23 pm

Hey there you are, the living refutation of the suggestion that liberal women ain't beautiful! Its like when Bill gates walks into a bar, the average income of the people in that bar goes up by a billion dollars, when you walk into a room full of liberals, the average beautifulness of the liberals goes up by an order of magnitude.

FakaktaSouth October 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm

You are so sweet to me, I do thank you. However, I find most liberals to be MUCH more attractive, something to do with the non-sloping nature of their foreheads and breathing with their mouths closed.

prommie October 18, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Much less knuckle-walking, too!

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:56 pm

What th–…?
Did you just… call the rest of us ugly???

prommie October 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm

You hush, I was just paying homage to her supernatural beautifulness, not to take away from all you beautiful people.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

Wait. Is Bradley Dean admitting he'd fuck a hot lesbian?

Meaning he can't score a straight chick anymore?

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

"anymore"?

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Or any less. Good point

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2012 at 12:12 pm

"score"?

widestanceromance October 18, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I think what he meant was that his chances of getting laid are better with a lesbian than a straight chick.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Close. I meant that since he can't tap any straight chicks, he's hoping for better luck elsewhere.

He'll move onto little boys shortly, I'm sure.

nicnack74 October 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

Rachel Maddow and I are the same age, and went school accross the bay from each other. I'm mad that we never crossed paths. She's a bad ass. I would so be friends with her if only just to taste her cocktails.

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

Heh heh…you said "tails"…. heh heh

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:57 pm

"I would so be friends with her if only just to taste her cocktails."

I have never heard it called that before.

EnnuiThereYet? October 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

Picture #2 looks a lot like Paul Ryan's weightlifting pose. "Yo Bro!"

GregComlish October 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

The most religiously devout people are always the hottest and most youthful babes and visa versa

DCBloom October 18, 2012 at 11:52 am

That photo on the right looks photo shopped. Rachel is much hotter than that

neiltheblaze October 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

He's not fit to clean Rachel's ratchet set.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

She could totally kick his ass, dude.

neiltheblaze October 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Headlock in 10 seconds flat.

rickmaci October 18, 2012 at 11:54 am

If Bradlee Dean today is what you look like after a crazed, fanatical obsession with Jeebuzz takes a hold on your life, well, I'm sticking with the atheists.

JustPixelz October 18, 2012 at 11:54 am

"The woman on the left is what GOD MADE!"

God also gave us free will to think for ourselves. NO! I'm just kidding.

God put free will in the tree of knowledge and told us to MYOB or else He'd kill us. (Thanks for the safety tip oh loving one.) Eve got a second opinion. Then she decided knowledge is a wonderful thing and she'd rather be wise than immortal. Eve ate the fruit and in so doing she gave us the gift of free will.

(Adam showed up later, saw the fruit had been eaten, knew it meant death for Eve. He ate the fruit because he didn't want to live without her. Adam gave us the gift of love.)

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Right. God is, after all, a registered Repugnantcan…

ratcityrebel October 18, 2012 at 11:54 am

Track suits do little to hide those c-cups he's got.

ChillBill October 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

There is no wall of Marshall amps that can make this asshole look cool.

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 11:55 am

Looking at Bradley, should I go back to growing my hair our and all long again?

MissTaken October 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

No
No
No
No
No

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

So you're undecided I take it? :)

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

no

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Wait — what?

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Careful… I'm aware of pictorial evidence of someone who traded in their curly locks' appearance for a cinammon-straight, longhaired wig for ringing in the new year. That is the look I was expressing as the potential subject of some regret~

SayItWithWookies October 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Oh dear — thanks for reminding me. I still have the pics of that somewhere, too.

HempDogbane October 18, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Are you gonna wear the track suit? If not, don't bother with the hair.

CommieLibunatic October 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

I'm personally glad I gave up the caveman/hobo look, but it's a free country. Thin, fine hair just wasn't working at that length.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I dunno. If you're anything like me you ginger-fro like a motherfucker.

el_donaldo October 18, 2012 at 11:56 am

According to Shawn Barnish, the Maddow on the left is the one God made – so apparently primping for a photo, makeup, hair dye and/or wigs, and contacts are holier than just showing up?

RuPaul must be a fucking saint.

sullivanst October 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

Yeah, I'm sure Rachel really cares deeply about what that bigoted shitstain thinks.

SexySmurf October 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

Conservatism: Turning beautiful babes into Tom Arnold since 1986.

SoBeach October 18, 2012 at 11:58 am

Bradlee Dean needs to just get a boyfriend already.

elviouslyqueer October 18, 2012 at 12:12 pm

NO.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 2:13 pm

Not it!

Dumbedup October 18, 2012 at 11:58 am

What is this fat douchebags claim to fame, tell me, please. Was he the one with the exercise infomercials? A WWE wrestler? The Partridge Family, What?

FlownOver October 18, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Wonket comic relief mainstay. Could there be a greater honor?
cf. SkoalRebel, Basil Marceaux.com, Louie Gohmert

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 11:58 am

I'll have what he's not having.

Chet Kincaid_ October 18, 2012 at 11:59 am

I do believe that mullet is sewn into his douche-cap.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Fat, Old Rocker is fat and old.

freakishlywrong October 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

The Nuge approves.

PhilippePetain October 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Yes, we all understand the fairness of "Hey, lets compare a person's studio picture in the prime of their innocent hopeful good looking-ness of youth to being disheveled, outdoors thirty years later."

DCBloom October 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Here's what he looks like without the hat http://www.truthwinsout.org/blog/2012/09/29565/

SorosBot October 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm

The track suit really finishes the ensemble.

BadKitty904 October 18, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Joe Don Baker in a Walmart tracksuit.

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Ew.. bad enough image but… I was noticing in particular the Steven Seagal-like hairline.

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 1:03 pm

"you better run (cause he'll eat your lunch)
you better hide (your lunch)"
MST3K

Gleem McShineys October 18, 2012 at 7:14 pm

MITCHELL!

Generation[redacted] October 18, 2012 at 12:26 pm

It's Biff Tannen, casino mogul! Or is that the old Biff Tannen who didn't get the sports almanac?

HistoriCat October 18, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Hollywood really needs to lay off the sequels – the world does not need Back to the Future IV

bureaucrap October 18, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Love the term "hate rocker". Sort of like alt, indie, folk, but with hate instead of musicality, proficiency, interest, rhythm, or melody.

Cleopatriot October 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Bradley who?

Mumbletypeg October 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm

The guy on the left with the tilted head-pose and faux-earnest / sincerity reminds me of another of contemporary Christians' botched ideas of a role soul model

Biff October 18, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Needz moar binders.

CrunchyKnee October 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm

These Deans and their love of butter is gonna kill them all dead.

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 1:03 pm

No great loss.

KeepFnThatChicken October 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Because, to Bradlee Dean, every channel is #amihotornot

Anne_Athema October 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Ironic, considering the gut on the left looks like a chick circa 1994 who is struggling with trying to come out of the closet.
Unsurprising, as the guy on the right looks like Larry the Cable Guy's little scro.

KeepFnThatChicken October 18, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I'd hit it.

"It" being "Bradlee Dean"

Generation[redacted] October 18, 2012 at 12:25 pm

She looks like a skinny Michael Moore!

She's got the Moore grin, but I think she's totally rockin' the Woody Allen glasses.

belmontreport October 18, 2012 at 12:31 pm

The guy that commented on that post is right, God hates aging. Can you believe that she doesn't look exactly like she did 20 years ago? If only she had been a conservative, and then she wouldn't have had to age.

AtwatersGhost October 18, 2012 at 12:31 pm

So what, so they both became slightly less attractive women as they've aged, haven't we all?

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:33 pm

I'm finding this easier to masturbate to than I'd anticipated.
I'm not entirely happy about that.

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 12:41 pm

I've never quite gotten disparaging a woman's looks as a way of invalidating her opinions, rather than just as a generic insult.

"Rachel Maddow is ugly as sin, therefore I don't want to fuck her" at least makes some kind of sense. I don't say I like it, I don't say I agree, I don't think Brad-Leeee would have a snowball's chance in hell of fucking her even if she were straight… but I get it.

"Rachel Maddow has some really interesting, insightful, and thought-provoking ideas about science/literature/politics/whatever, and I'm inclined to agree with many of them… Oh, no! She's ugly as sin! That cancels everything out!" THAT, I don't get.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 2:21 pm

But tessiee, what you're forgetting is that women are things.

Generation[redacted] October 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm

See Palin, Sarah (conservative fawning over)

Mittens Howell, III October 18, 2012 at 12:43 pm

God, founder and CEO of Clairol.

Also, Rachel Maddow is hot, and smart, which is also hot, oh, and relevant (ie: hot.)

Unlike our 3 time loser friend Bradlee (which was actually Mattel's backup name if 'Barbie' failed the focus group tests.)

DahBoner October 18, 2012 at 12:44 pm

OMG!!

Someone doesn't look as hot as they did in high school???

THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN ENTIRE HISTORY OF UNIVERSE!!!

tessiee October 18, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Correct.
That is why no one, ever, cringes at the mention of the very words "High School Yearbook".

prommie October 18, 2012 at 12:50 pm

Wingnut Conservatisim: Closeting Homosexuals Since Roy Cohn.

bureaucrap October 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Actually, since Frederick the Great of Prussia. But who's really keeping track?

magic_titty October 18, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Her old pic looks like someone Joran van der Sloot would've murdered the shit out of.

SheriffRoscoe October 18, 2012 at 1:07 pm

lulz

magic_titty October 18, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Anyone else want to see Rachel2 give it to Rachel1? No? Just me? Carry on…

CommieLibunatic October 18, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Nevermind that anyone with enough volume of photos will inevitably get a bad picture every so often. Even if you're a golden-haired angel made entirely of cream with doves fluttering about whenever you enter a room, you'll still look silly if someone gets a high-res photo of you eating a sandwich.

anniegetyerfun October 18, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I'm afraid that I would happily do both of those women.

YouBetcha October 18, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Rachel is gorgeous, inside and out. Period, end of discussion.

calliecallie October 18, 2012 at 1:43 pm

And the war on women continues…

This REALLY pisses me off. Her looks have nothing to do with ANYTHING. I don't remember ever hearing that anyone called Keith Olbermann "four eyes" or Chris Matthews "pumpkin head." (My mother does call him "The Interruptor" but that's not about his looks.)

It is just NOT okay to denigrate a woman's opinions or her lifestyle by denigrating her looks. (And of course in this case he's wrong about that, also, too, but that's not the point.)

oenspiek October 18, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Total douchebag. Rachel Maddow looks just fine, but that has to be the least important thing about her.

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Sigh. Everyday my love of long-haired metalheads erodes a little bit more. Fuckers age like milk.

ElPinche October 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Winger sucks.

Pap Finn October 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Love the Chas Tenenbaum Track Suit Of Mourning.

I wonder if he filed that doomed, frivolous, bullshit suit against the advice of his attorney. I mean, it never had a chance in hell. Dumbass.

upthruster October 18, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Maybe Dean's hair is like Samson's only in his case it holds all his weakness. Maybe if he just cut the hair he's been holding on to since 1988, he would be free from the weak mind and weak excuses he used for being an addict to pretty much everything under the sun and of course… under the Son.

Gleem McShineys October 18, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Good thing Bradlee Dean no longer is working in high schools, seeing how he finds them attractive at that age.

Quit posting pictures of highschool girls on your facebook page, perv-o!

kyeshinka October 18, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Looks like one of those brothers from Nelson. Yeah, YOU remember it too!

M. Bouffant October 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm

I worked in a smut shop for a few months; Gunnar Nelson came in to return some smut once.

doloras October 18, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Rachel-on-left looks like a pretty young boy in very uncomfortable drag. Rachel-on-right looks like a human being. But you're right, it would be hot to see them bone.

vtxmcrider October 18, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Anyone named "Bradley" who spells it "Bradlee" probably also dots his i's with little circles or even little hearts.

lulzmonger October 18, 2012 at 9:31 pm

One of these people can make a killer cocktail in three minutes flat when she's not methodically handing right-wingers their ass on a stick (& plainly enjoying the hell out of it). The other can make a POOPY in his tracksuit on Facebook after losing a lawsuit against the person who's given him far more public exposure than he or his excruciatingly sucktastic "music" ever merited.

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ttommyunger October 18, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Nothing like making fun of another's physical appearance in the name of and on behalf of God. Also, I happen to have the serious hots for Rachel and the Lesbo-Leaning Stepanie Miller, so there. I'm guessing Bradlee couldn't get laid on a troop train full of hookers if he had a duffel bag full of Hundreds.

LesBontemps October 18, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I think Bob Hope was using that line in the Road movies.

LagunaB October 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Eddie Izzard?

actor212 October 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Pshaw! When I was a young boy, I saw that chiseled in a cave in Lascau–

Wait a second!

Lot_49 October 18, 2012 at 12:45 pm

As somebody said, the progression is often thus:1. As the great poet John Donne said…2. As a great man once said…3. As I said…

widestanceromance October 18, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Kneeling in awe will get even more appreciation.

sullivanst October 18, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Eddie Izzard is, of course, two lesbians trapped in a man's body. And no so much 80s.

Tundra Grifter October 18, 2012 at 12:53 pm

I love those! I think it's "Road to Bali" where out of nowhere a guy walks behind Bob and Bing and fires a shotgun.

Bob says "What was that?" Bing: "That's my brother-in-law. I promised him a shot in my next picture."

Turned out Bing was so cheap he wouldn't pay him (it really was his brother-in-law) and Bob had to do it.

LesBontemps October 18, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I thought that was Thelma & Louise.

Jus_Wonderin October 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Wasn't that Toonces, the Driving Cat?

Fare la Volpe October 18, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Toonces, no!! That marijuana's laced!

DemmeFatale October 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm

When we lived in London, I heard my daughter's English friend in the next room, loudly proclaiming: "He doesn't!! He doesn't!!"
My girl had just told him that when her daddy came home from work, he would take off his pants.
In England, Pants = underwear.
In USA, Pants = trousers, (or in this case, suit pants)

Just for fun, ask Sewollef about "fanny."

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