IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE  2:44 pm October 17, 2012

Don’t Turn Off The Lights: The Most Frightening Moment Of The Obama-Romney Rumble

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Patrick Bateman
Hey ladies and bros, have you met Josh Romney? Would you like to see some more of him?

[Buzzfeed gif via Jezebel]

 
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BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 2:46 pm

No. No, I would not. Ever.

Callyson October 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

My hooha died after I got a look at him. No masturbation break for me today!

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

"There! EVIL, PURE AND SIMPLE, by way of the 8th Dimension!"

Typodong3 October 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm

OMG make it stop MAKE IT STOP *hides under bed, fetal position, sucking thumb*…

OzoneTom October 17, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Matt's following in Mitt's shoes.

MissTaken October 17, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Hey SorosBot, tomorrow when I say I had one of my freaky nighttime hallucinations again, know that *this* is what it will look like.

SorosBot October 17, 2012 at 4:06 pm

And this one is scarier than those creepy-crawly little demons from Buffy that got you before. Don't worry though, I'll fight the mean scarey Romney boy off!

Schmannnity October 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Vulcans. Every family has one.

Lascauxcaveman October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

I think this one is more Romulan.

Related to, but not the same thing as Vulcans. From the same genetic stock IIRC, but whereas Vulcans have a sort of pitying, disdainful stare, the Romulans do it more like malevolence.

elviouslyqueer October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm
LetUsBray October 17, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Oh, gosh, if there's anything I want to contemplate less than the terrifying glare of the Mittspawn, it's that horrific "Nemesis" train wreck. What a crappy note for the Next Gen crew to go out on.

shelwood46 October 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Romneyulans?

Geminisunmars October 17, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Is he a "high-functioning" Vulcan?

sullivanst October 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Reminds me of Matt Bellamy, only without any obvious talent.

ETA: Now I will put on The 2nd Law again.

Negropolis October 17, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Muse libel!

sullivanst October 18, 2012 at 12:40 am

You gotta admit, he does look muhmuhmuhmuh mad, in bad ways.

Hmm, just do not make me think "plug in baby" in any context involving Mrs. Rombot.

ETA: also too, tell me there's no resemblance.

edgydrifter October 17, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Never go full Damien. Never!

Esteev October 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm

He is Linux-based! I knew it.

BoatOfVelociraptors October 17, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Daddy issues you can see from orbit?

Jus_Wonderin October 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Though, probably a heart or soul you couldn't see with the Hubble.

glasspusher October 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

James Webb LIBEL!

Isyaignert October 17, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Just wait until his dad gets his @ss handed to him at the next debate and on election day. Josh is going to asplode.

Joshua Norton October 17, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Just hand over my trust fund and nobody gets hurt.

ph7 October 17, 2012 at 2:49 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Trust Fund overlord.

One_who_wanders October 17, 2012 at 2:49 pm

I don't always glower but when I do I glower like a psycho. He's the whitest man in America.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I dunno, I look at that GIF a few times and I'm thinking he's thinking "They told me there'd be no math in this one!"

Esteev October 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Or: "I wonder how much oxygen stays in a locked trunk…"

Antispandex October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Well, he's……an interesting looking fellow. Why does he have the mads?

Dr_Zoidberg October 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

A black man has dared to talk back to his father! The horror!

docterry6973 October 17, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Absolutely. How dast this fellow speak that way to his betters?

The look of a trust fund punk who's been reminded that the people he looks down upon think he and his father are jackasses.

boobookitteh October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Josh will be the one to crack. Which will be unexpected because he's the one with a normal name.

James Michael Curley October 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Josh is a normal name? That's a joke.

RedneckMuslin October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

The chip doesn't fall far from the circuit board.

Mittaplasia October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Post of the day…(bows, ala apologetic Muslin overlord): We're not worthy!

glasspusher October 17, 2012 at 4:51 pm

I'll second that. Awesome.

Pat_Pending October 17, 2012 at 5:26 pm

He shoots and he scores!

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 12:00 am

And Boom! goes the dynamite.

Terry October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Good thing his daddy is rich. That's all I'm saying.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Needs moar red eye

UnholyMoses October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Dude looks quite rapey. Legitimately so.

FakaktaSouth October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Dude is scary, but I think that ugly ass jacket Ann the human sofa barf is wearing next to him is scarier.

PubOption October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

I thought that she was wearing a curtain.

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

A *shower* curtain…

HogeyeGrex October 17, 2012 at 3:10 pm
actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

I think that was the last time I pissed my pants laughing

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm

If you look quickly, you can see the look on her face. Obviously, he's angry that they made Mother angry.

Mother? Uh, what is the phrase….Mother is…she's not quite herself today…

Whollyholeyholy October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

My favorite part of the debate was Ann's tense jaw when it was over. Spoke volumes.

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm

And Candy Crowley had her beat in the hair department. A certain stylist has by now been flogged for desultory tousling!

HRH_Maddie October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

You just know he's got bodies in the crawl space.

Gleem McShineys October 17, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Not true! Absolute lie!

The hydrochloric acid dissolved everything.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

YOU LYE!

BoatOfVelociraptors October 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Uff-da!

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Well, it is almost Christmas.

FNMA October 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm

And paintings of clowns all over his bedroom room walls.

JaceWyatt October 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

And women in binders.

finite_monkeys October 18, 2012 at 12:35 am

And crawlies in his body space.

Lucidamente1 October 17, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Makes Ben Quayle look like the boy you'd bring home to mother.

http://wonkette.com/428188/here-are-some-frames-f

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Read my lips: No More Undertaker Candidates!!

ManchuCandidate October 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

When he starts talking about the genius of 80s Phil Collins and "No Jacket Required" or plays "It's Hip to Be Square"–I swear that's the Mormoni Anthem– then it might be a good idea to run like fuck.

DCBloom October 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I can't even begin to imagine what music a guy like that would like…. Hootie & The Blowfish? Spin Doctors?

sbj1964 October 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

The screams of children?

shelwood46 October 17, 2012 at 4:59 pm

That seems a little hip and modern. He did cry when Andy Williams died, is all I'm saying.

schvitzatura October 18, 2012 at 5:31 am

"Two Princes"? It ranked #41 on "VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of the 90s".

Note the subtle political subtext that consummate lyricists Barron, Schenkman, White, and Comess weave:

This one he got a princely racket
That's what I said now
Got some Big Seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head now

"Two Princes" is the bespoke (or is it off-the-rack) campaign song for all third party candidates in American politics since Perot/Choate in 1996!

Party on, Wonksters! PARTY. ON.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed

BTW, has anyone seen my axe and raincoat…

weejee October 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

This may reduce how often Wonketteers will be taking showers. At least for a while.

VodkaGoGo October 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I plan on upping the frequency of my showers after seeing this.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

And thus we see how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Taxevader

Blueb4sinrise October 17, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Oh. Oh my.

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Hmm. I see Cyberdyne has released the new T-1000 models for Christmas…

RedneckMuslin October 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

He's got that Jeffrey Dahmer look.

Now we know who really put the dog on the roof.

ProgressiveInga October 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I would not hit it.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 2:58 pm

With a Mack Truck (of votes)?

GunToting[Redacted] October 17, 2012 at 3:04 pm

No, but I would recommend killing it with fire (of votes).

LetUsBray October 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I would try to ward it off with garlic and a crucifix.

MosesInvests October 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Nuke it (with votes) from orbit-it's the only way to be sure.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 12:03 am

That's good, because it would definitely hit back. Legitimately.

Mittaplasia October 17, 2012 at 2:52 pm

I see the Ministry of Torture is alive and well and busily finding the things that our nightmares are made of.

A cornea is a terrible thing to waste.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2012 at 2:53 pm

For over a hundred years, the Mormons have closely controlled their breeding until, finally, the Kwisatz Haderach has been achieved.

SmutBoffin October 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

elviouslyqueer October 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

TOTO LIBEL!

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 4:12 pm

I must not lose my temper.
Temper-temper-temper is the bum-killer.
Temper is the little mistake which leads to you lying
On the ground wondering
Oi! What’s with all this spreading pool of blood, then?
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past the other bugger
Will be the one bleeding.
Only I will remain, wiping off me knife.

schvitzatura October 18, 2012 at 5:50 am

Make mine a spice and sapho juice on the rocks, with a water of life chaser, barkeep!

GorzoTheMighty October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

He would fail the Gom Jabbar

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

More like the Kumquat Haagendasz

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Or, as I said many years ago, the Ersatz Razzmattazz!

EnnuiThereYet? October 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

This explains everything — Ann is a Bene Gesserit witch who refused her orders to bear a female.

emmelemm October 17, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Well, she's a witch, anyway.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

This explains everything — Ann is a Bene Gesserit witch who refused her orders to bear a female.

FTFY

PugglesRule October 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Eyes wrong color. Obviously not enough SPICE.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

He's Mormon. It's forbidden. He has to snort sand.

vulpes82 October 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

doloras October 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

He will prove his power by making it rain in the middle of Utah!

MosesInvests October 17, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Is his skin his own?

LibertyLover October 17, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Well. That was quite disturbing.

EnnuiThereYet? October 17, 2012 at 2:53 pm

I could see myself voting for Trang Romney if he can answer a couple of questions:

What font does he have on his business cards? And can he get a reservation at Dorsia?

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

He can't even get one at Legal Seafood…

Schmannnity October 17, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Now we know why Mitt doesn't like assault weapons.

Generation[redacted] October 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm

It's okay, he has two parents so there's no way he could turn psycho.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Which one did Ann have with Rafalca?

Incitefully_Joe October 17, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Objection! Rafalca is a lady horse, and that is therefore frowned upon in Mormonism.

OT: Did you know that Rafalca has her own wikipedia page? Suck it, actual humans whose pages have been deleted due to not meeting notability standards!

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Oh now come on! Could you place 64th in an Olympic event???

Barrelhse October 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

And which with Seamus, and with her Chauffeur? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiRoNuw5x4M&fe

UnholyMoses October 17, 2012 at 4:41 pm

AOTK?

EatsBabyDingos October 17, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I know what I am going to be for Halloween.

cousinitt October 17, 2012 at 2:55 pm

In this case the poop doesn't fall far from the dog (with apologies to Seamus). http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/10/my_

Chichikovovich October 17, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Why do his ears look pointy? Is he the White Goblin?

rickmaci October 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Another big loss on the Presidential stage will only leave another generation of male Romoney spawn to struggle desperately to reach the exhalted place intended for them by Elohim.

OkieDokieDog October 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I prefer the Osmonds over these Rmoney spawns.

decentcitizen October 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

This is the product of Mitt and Ann's love, attention and affection.

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

"Mother! Oh, God, mother! Blood! Blood!"

~ J. Rmoney

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 17, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I see Halloween has come early this year.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm

And he's the nice one.

ManchuCandidate October 17, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I thought he was the funny one and Tagg was the Ringo of the Romboto brothers.

vulpes82 October 17, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I thought that was the youngest one, the one who's still single and probably Teh Ghay.

emmelemm October 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Well, he's not the sane one, that's for sure.

Pragmatist2 October 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm

It's like the shower scene in Psycho.

ph7 October 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm

RED RUM

ManchuCandidate October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Just Red. No rum, he's a Mormoni.

rambone October 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Rumor has it that Bale prepared for the Bateman role by studying up on interviews by Tom Cruise.

elviouslyqueer October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

DO NOT WANT.

Wait. I lie. But that would have to be one hell of a hatefuck.

vulpes82 October 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Yeah, I'm ashamed, but I'm kinda curious whether he'd be even more psycho-robotic in bed or if it'd be all kinds of freak-nasty.

elviouslyqueer October 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I'm betting on freak nasty, personally, either bondage or some fairly rough play. But you just know he'd start crying immediately after he climaxed.

Jus_Wonderin October 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm

"GIVE IT TO ME NOW. PUT IT IN ME. NOW!!"

glasspusher October 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Replicant?

vulpes82 October 17, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Total pass-around fisting party bottom.

Pat_Pending October 17, 2012 at 5:27 pm

He's a FIP. (Face In Pillow)

HistoriCat October 18, 2012 at 9:57 am

I feel the same way about Megyn Kelly.

The shame.

VodkaGoGo October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

I bet he reads Cosmo and cuts out the models eyes so they'll 'stop looking at him' and then puts the pictures on his wall. I bet he also collects panties and human hair.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

He has a Joy Book?

Also, Carol Book, Helen Book and Charlotte Book?

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Yes, made from their skin.

Barrelhse October 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Really? Cuz I don't think of him as being normal at all.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Oh look. That kid from The Omen is all grown up.

actor212 October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

The Manchurian Hannidate

SmutBoffin October 17, 2012 at 2:59 pm

He and that Santorum kid must have mind-melded.

Oblios_Cap October 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Dexter? Is that you?

Toomush_Infer October 17, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Well, to be fair – I imagine it's hard to watch Daddy get raped on national tv, and just sit there….

sbj1964 October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

He just looks like another soulless Mormon.The spawn of Damien?

PubOption October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I'm trying to imagine Josh as a Mormon missionary. Would that stare force people to convert, or would he find himself staring at a rapidly-closing door?

ph7 October 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm

He fixed the flats on his bicycle with that stare.

miss_grundy October 17, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Probably someone would hit him with a wine bottle…without votes.

GunToting[Redacted] October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Meet your new Secretary of Defense, everyone!

asterixaverni October 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Exactly! We won't need Star Wars missle defences, he'll just glare'em down!

ye gawds that guy is seriously creepy. Makes Rumsfeld look like Mr. Rodgers.

ChrisM2011 October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"Are you Sarah Conner?"

LibertyLover October 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Remember how Myth Rmoney said that he liked having Egg in the audience to see how he was doing during his debates?

And how Egg nudged one of the progeny during the first debate because Obama didn't show up and like Myth wiped the floor with Obama's empty chair?

And how, like, last night, it was, like, The Return of the Jedi only without the Ewoks? And there probably was no nudging of Josh or one of the other entitled ones by Egg?

Yeah, Good times.

imissopus October 17, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Ha, when I saw this pic last night my first thought was "That really is a beautiful business card." Great minds, etc.

emmelemm October 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm

That is like my favorite scene, ever. Also, I worked for a while (as a secretary) for Lehman Brothers in the 90s. Every word is true.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

You were a secretary? At Lehman? That gives me ideas.

emmelemm October 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

You're in luck – tonight is Naughty Secretary Night!

[PS They (the young ones) were really JUST LIKE THAT.]

glasspusher October 17, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Uh…excuse me foraminit….

JadedPreppy October 17, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Wow, he makes me nostalgic for Uday and Qusay.

Esteev October 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

At least they had passion.

weejee October 17, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Weren't they just shot shots in the dark?

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Saddam McDuck's evil nephews? Carl Barks kind of jumped the shark with that one.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 12:08 am

Also, the Bush Twins. Too.

Detesticle October 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

It is not now, nor has it ever been, hip to be square.

Tundra Grifter October 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Is that photo from last night's debate? Why did Mrs. Romney change her outfit?

Did she peak backstage, see what Ms. Obama was wearing, then dash to a semi parked outside and select the same dress?

shelwood46 October 17, 2012 at 5:14 pm

That is a jacket. An ugly, ugly jacket.

magic_titty October 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Is he The Master?

HistoriCat October 18, 2012 at 10:00 am

Hmmm – put a beard on him and …HOLY SHIT!

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Perhaps it is best that none of the Romney's have had military training.

An_Outhouse October 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Welsh Witch-bot, Josh-bot, Mitt-bot , they all seem to be the same basic model just dressed differently. The addition of panty lines was a nice humanizing addition.

vulpes82 October 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Those were solder lines, actually.

dekkoparsnip2 October 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

What the hell kind of a weird-ass name for a Republican offspring is "Josh?"

glasspusher October 17, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Ask my sister- if it's in teh bible, it's good enough fer her sons names.

PubOption October 17, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Short for Josh Stuck-up.

johnnymeatworth October 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

Wasn't he Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs?

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

"Not any more."

Fox n Fiends October 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

c'mon baby, don't fear the reaper

owhatever October 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Remember when W was hachetman for the first President Bush? We may be looking at the second President Romney. Need any more reasons to vote for Michelle Obama's husband?

Hammiepants October 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Ugh. This Guy. This is That Dude that hits on your roommate when you leave the room, thinks Dave Matthews "rocks", drinks all your liquor and barfs in your hamper.

ChillBill October 17, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Egg's face is even scarier.

zwoits October 17, 2012 at 11:35 pm

He looks like mommie…The bald dude in front looks like her too

chitrade October 17, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Holy crap, it's the Kwisatz Haderach!

Franknflower October 17, 2012 at 3:10 pm

I bet his has some women in binders too.

Mittaplasia October 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Little pieces of them lovingly pasted into binder-style photo albums. He positively reeked of Febreeze.

GregComlish October 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm

That's just the way he looks whenever he gets a boner

Gleem McShineys October 17, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Mother! Blood! (went to my penis)

MaxUdargo October 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm

I've seen that clip from "American Psycho" so many times, always wondering who it was that Christian Bale was impersonating in that scene. I finally figured it out. He's impersonating Data from Star Trek – The Next Generation. Why the fuck is he impersonating Data from Star Trek – The Next Generation? That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any fucking sense at all.

Esteev October 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

That's just Sleep Mode. Today, even most smartphones have it. Get real, libs!

delaney_blom October 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

The poor guy's probably been holding in a piss throughout this whole debate

Jus_Wonderin October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

He looks like that Dramatic Chipmunk. Only with a touch of "I will eat the skin of your palms".

Incitefully_Joe October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm

He is clearly both of his parents' child, no doubt about that, at least.

UnholyMoses October 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Why is Ann Romney wearing my grandmother's bedspread?

JadedPreppy October 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

At first, she followed the pink and green rules of The Preppy Handbook and then she looked like collateral damage in Barney's suicide bombing.

BornInATrailer October 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

The chants I hear in Latin, are they just in my head?

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:15 pm

O Fortuna!!

schvitzatura October 18, 2012 at 5:59 am

Vide Cor Meum?!?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Blueb4sinrise October 17, 2012 at 3:19 pm

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LibrarianX October 17, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Isn't that a Cyberdyne Systems Series 1000 Terminator?!?

Jus_Wonderin October 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

I bet you 10,000 bucks there is ATleast one loose floorboard in that boy's room.

PugglesRule October 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm

With a big hole about 6 feet deep right under it.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Josh is thinking: "I'm still here bitches. And I know everytihg."

MozakiBlocks October 17, 2012 at 3:15 pm

And I'm hearing this in my head right now.

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told….It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

glamourdammerung October 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 17, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Which Batman movie is that clip from again?

Barrelhse October 17, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Striking resemblance to his mother.

Dumbedup October 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm

the two of them! It's like they are deciding whether to throw a servant down the well or something. The mask slips….

Nostrildamus October 17, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Romney's brood is like "The Five Chinese Brothers", except with fucktards.

smashedinhat October 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

My dog just tore the carpet apart. And he only saw my screen for less than 5 seconds, I swear!

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Be happy he didn't explode.

Jus_Wonderin October 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Exploded dog is hell to get off the walls. Believe me.

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm

He remembered Josh from the litter, because his mother was a — AAUAAUAGGUHH!!!

Poindexter718 October 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

I bet there are more than a few missing hitchhikers in that fekker's binder.

LibrarianX October 17, 2012 at 3:26 pm

The Mormons are funding genetic engineering?

LibrarianX October 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I bet he likes to be spanked.

mrblifil October 17, 2012 at 3:30 pm

It just occurred to him he likes cock.

vtxmcrider October 18, 2012 at 3:50 am

And it happens to be Anne's.

pdiddycornchips October 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Caption contest:

"When I'm through, no one will remember those Menendez brothers"

James Michael Curley October 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Thankx, now my bowels are liquid.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 12:11 am

Comment of the Day

Radiotherapy October 17, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Must. Have. My. $80 Million.

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 3:40 pm

"Catch me when you can, Mishter Lusk"

Nesnora October 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

MinAgain October 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I smell preppy serial killer!

OneYieldRegular October 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm

What is it with this Republican ticket and its extended family? First we get "The Munsters," and now we're down in the crypt at Collinwood.

415buzzard October 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I was sort of creeped out by Ryan's wife following him around during that soup kitchen fiasco. She looks like she has Stockholm Syndrome.

BadKitty904 October 17, 2012 at 3:55 pm

"like"?

SayItWithWookies October 17, 2012 at 3:47 pm

I'm guessing he just lost a bet with G. Gordon Liddy and now he has to cook and eat one of his hands.

Crank_Tango October 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Christ, you guys, they just caught him at a bad moment, when he realized he forgot to get more roofies.

rickmaci October 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

The Egg is strong in that one.

Mittens Howell, III October 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I never want to know what's in that guy's freezer. Never.

IonaTrailer October 17, 2012 at 3:52 pm

This guy could totally play Patrick Bateman.

Wait, maybe this guy totally IS Patrick Bateman.

Biff October 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Can't remember who posted the link to the stills last night, bit frightened me, so I went to bed and curled up in a fetal position.

Jerri October 17, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Man, does that guy have Egg on his face or what?

NW_Pinko October 17, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Yikes! I bet he owns a windowless rape van.

Chet Kincaid_ October 17, 2012 at 4:21 pm

He owns a windowless rape van elevator.

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 12:12 am

Is there any other kind?

DahBoner October 17, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Josh Romney

SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT…TWO BITS.

Translation in Mexican Mormon: Motherfucker.

Living in Joy October 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Answering your question, um, no.

azeyote October 17, 2012 at 4:33 pm

he looks like the guy everyone wants to know about the next day after the massacre from the night before. he seemed a little wierd they will say and slowly nod to each other.

rocktonsam October 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm

heard nightly at the Romney dinner table.."is there something wrong Josh?"

UW8316154 October 17, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Makes Cheney look kind.

calliecallie October 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Did Skynet send him?

BoroPrimorac October 17, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Dude looks a bit rapey.

JackObin October 17, 2012 at 5:09 pm

What do you expect from humanoids who don't drink? Sanity? Humanity? These people are quite dangerous.

Benny October 17, 2012 at 5:49 pm

That dude is definitely looking at me……

I swear ima beat the shit out of him if he doesn't stop staring at me.

Baba_NinjaCat12 October 17, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Now I know why the proto-Romulans left Vulcan.

Powerpuff_Grl October 17, 2012 at 6:10 pm

He has Ann's eyes, even though he resembles his father in his other features.

The 1st time that I saw her, I noticed the shape of her eyes and brows – she's got this evil, Cruella de Vil thing going on, especially if she is not smiling.

owhatever October 17, 2012 at 6:11 pm

I am asking my insurance company to cover the wooden stake, pint of holy water and the bulbs of garlic that I will need if Damien's daddy is elected.

bikerlaureate October 17, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Thankfully there will always be Wonkette to repost this picture again and again when Josh runs for public office.

ttommyunger October 17, 2012 at 6:42 pm

I'm sure that look does wonders among his close circle of yes-men and ass-kissers. Try it in the real world and he'll find himself in a beat-down just for drill.

TootsStansbury October 17, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Fucking Hell that's scary. Mittens is the well adjusted member of the family? Tha Fuuuuck??

spareme October 17, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Ann sure did raise him right! Good boy! His mama probably told him a million times to make sure he wears a condom anytime you axe murder someone! Ozzie and Harriet did it right by Gawd!

miss_grundy October 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm

He looks like something from the Walking Dead or an alien. Perhaps he could do us the favor of self-deporting and taking daddy with him.

ChicagoLory October 17, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Seriously? I count on Wonkette to give me the news I need inbetween my 10 nytimes articles a month, and you give me a scene from American Psycho?

miss_grundy October 17, 2012 at 8:29 pm

Is that look supposed to terrify Bammerz, because Barry should just like up a cigarette and blow smoke into his face, then toss some beer or alcohol at him, then light a match.

hellbabe October 17, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Spooooooky!

PurgedVoter October 17, 2012 at 11:05 pm

I was wondering what happened to Bat Boy. Now I know.

Rarian Rakista October 17, 2012 at 11:20 pm

He just threatened to deck the president.
http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/10/17/1038

mudsharc October 17, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Nah, He's the clone next in line to be an organ donor when Mitt blows an O-ring .

Negropolis October 18, 2012 at 12:02 am

I think I saw this guy on Dexter.

They need to check the backyards of all the Romney homes, and dig up the space under the car elevator in La Jolla. Fucker could cut a diamond with his face. He looks like a lesser Bond villian.

One of those eyes is not like the other…honestly, he looks like what happens when you try to copy a copy of a copy. Eventually, it degrades.

Calapine October 18, 2012 at 4:20 am

I am not condoning murder, but I think Patrick Bateman did have the right ideas about dealing with bankers.

editor October 18, 2012 at 4:28 am

so scared. mormon will eat me.

Will_Panic October 18, 2012 at 7:41 am

That's the funniest goddamn gif I've ever seen.

LibrarianX October 18, 2012 at 8:08 am

Next rule of Fight Club: your magic underwear won't protect you here.

ph7 October 18, 2012 at 8:10 am

This sums it up nicely.

LibrarianX October 18, 2012 at 8:10 am

Dahmer used to dismember animals – I wonder what's in Josh's shed?

smellypossum October 19, 2012 at 10:23 am

Lil' Joshie was just concerned that Barry was spoiling his plans for a kill room (complete with 10 hp macerator pump floor drain) in the basement of the white house.

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