Hello, nerds!
Rebecca and I are ready and set to get up in this debate shit, on the real. Tonight is the most important night of Barack Obama’s life, in that he should just straight slam Five Hour Energy and then leap around onstage like he will seriously Seal Team Six the fuck out of Romney’s shit.
I am liveblogging from Gooeyz on the Ohio State University campus, courtesy of the Franklin County Young Democrats. Rebecca is blogging from a velvet couch while smoking a cigarette out of a long black holder.
8:38 PM: I have not seen a group of people this white sit in a space this small since that group of college kids piled in that Land Rover at Hilton Head.
8:56 PM: Candy Crowley came out and the lady is BEAMING. I think one of the Romney sons just proposed to her, probably.
9:00 PM: The Coors Light I’m drinking is kicking in and I think I hate unions now, guys.
9:02 PM: The audience has agreed to be polite. Suckers.
9:04 PM: Did Mitt Romney go Oompa Loompa?
9:06 PM: Hope that kid got Mitt’s business card, for that job he promised him.
9:09 PM: Mitt Romney says that Barack Obama bankrupted Detroit, because Jesus how tan is he?
9:12 PM: Professor Frink out with an energy question!
9:13 PM: Obama cold talks how many millions of energy jobs he will created and undecided voters on CNN are eating it up like their cheesy fries.
9:16 PM: We worry for Mitt’s arms with all the desperate people grabbing his arms and telling him things.
9:19 PM: Mitt going into attack pattern zeta now, just stepping up into Obama’s shit.
9:23 PM: Mitt is kind of a disrespectful sack of finely processed shit right now to everyone.
9:26 PM: Romney announces a brand new tax plan RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
9:32 PM: Romney has entered Anger Mode. Flail Pattern failed, so now he’s going after…well, the fact that Obama exists or something? It would be great if Romney would show us his tax returns so we could get a sense of how any of this will affect him maybe?
9:33 PM: Oh shit, Obama mentioned Big Bird. I think he just lost all debates.
9:34 PM: Did you know Michael Jordan had a degree in math? Because Obama is going straight Jordan Undergrad Degree on Romney right now.
9:36 PM: “Of COURSE they add up,” says the man who refuses to show anyone how they add up.
9:38 PM: There is a question about women in a presidential debate that’s not about what men want for dinner? Huh?
9:40 PM: Mitt gives an incredibly human answer about how women existed around him and he really does recognize that.
9:41 PM: By the way, Mitt balanced the Olympic budget with $1.3 billion in federal funds. Like a true capitalist.
9:42 PM: Barack Obama officially endorses your baby-free fucking, and will be President For Life.
9:44 PM: Oh, and Mitt has binders full of women, like he directs porn?
9:45 PM: Romney is just a fucking rules dick tonight.
9:50 PM: Becca here. Jesse’s peeing or shooting smack or something. “Susan Katz” claims to be an uncommitted voter. FUCKING DOUBT IT, JEWISH LADY WHO HATES GEORGE W. BUSH, duh. YOU LIE!
9:53 PM: Oh, so Mitt Romney is against the Blunt Amendment, which let employers choose whether their chick employees could get slut pills? That is good to FINALLY KNOW.
9:55 PM: Officially the most black people Romney has talked to in a night, ever. I mean, besides servers. Those aren’t people.
9:58 PM: A BREAK??? Huh? Oh, no, just an Asian lady. How do they vote?
9:59 PM: A nice Asian lady named Lorraine asked a question. Mitt had to clarify her name through her thick New York accent.
10:oo PM: Mitt Romney tries to pretend he cares about immigrants by referring to Ann’s Welsh dad. The Welsh, always getting stopped and frisked by the NYPD.
10:01 PM: Didn’t Romney used to say Obama promised unemployment under 8 percent? Now he promised 5.4 percent? That is some serious goalpost moving!
10:08 PM: Romney and Obama just had a “spat”, and then Candy Crowley was all like “NUH UH” and then insert a reference to The Help here
10:10 PM: Benghazi question to Obama. Obama takes ultimate responsibility, because he is a feminist now? Burn Michelle’s bras now!
10:13 PM: Shorter Romney on Benghazi: Obama should have stopped running for President against me. ME, people. The Mitt you love
10:15 PM: Barry just stared down Mitt and dared him to step to this. Mitt is attempting to step. It is not working.
10:17 PM: Candy Crowley just called Mitt Romney a liar to his orange face, at which point he replied, “I’m purple tonight, Candy.”
10:19 PM: Gun control question? Is this 1992? NO, DUMB LADY.
10:21 PM: BREAKING: Obama has finally come out in favor of taking guns away from the mentally ill.
10:22 PM: So, if you get married, you will no longer shoot motherfuckers that look the wrong way at you?
10:24 PM: Mitt could only have answered that gun question worse if he had fallen down and had a seizure.
10:29 PM: Mitt Romney is literally just saying words he remembers at this point. There has been no coherence to anything said since 10:15 PM. I know, because I’VE BEEN WATCHING.
10:33 PM: Now we’ve entered the “who loves Steve Jobs’ corpse more?” section of the debate. My bet: Mitt Romney because he listens to many of the “iTunes” on his Pod player.
10:34 PM: Romney, after spending 90 minutes explaining how he knows what it takes to create jobs: “Government does not create jobs.”
10:36 PM: Romney: “I am from the private sector! Also the public sector! Both of those! Whatever! Fuck this shit!”
10:38 PM: Romney would like a level playing field, like no currency manipulation and all of us working for 30 cents an hour.
10:46 PM — Becca here again. (That was Jesse for most of that, he forgot to tell you.) We have ended. B. Barry Bamz came in with the the 47 % at the buzzer — which we thought would be too shoe-horned, too obvious, but worked quite nicely actually!
More importantly, Barry was hardly ever boring (which is his usual debate demeanor) and Romney was his usual stuttering mess. (How you all thought Ol’ Miffed was so macho and awesome in the first debate was totally super beyond us.) Barry managed to thread that impossible line between righteously angry for this dipshit being disrespectful to him, his office, and the American people, and “black man” angry, which is what Tucker Carlson sees when he closes his eyes before bed.
Haha, here is a funny thing that just happened on CNN: the “fact check” dude looked into their dueling answers on public-land drilling and found that Obama’s was “true.” So what was the verdict? They both “cherry-picked” their answers. Oh, CNN, you keep being you!
10:57 PM — Most important thing of the night, obvs, Ann Romney and Michelle Obama are wearing the same outfit. And apparently old Miffed boned Egg’s Bump-It right off.
Sad, you guys. Pour some out for Egg Romney’s hairdo.
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Due to the lackluster, comatose performance in his first debate with Mitt Romney, the Obama campaign contacted me and asked me to write President Obama's opening speech and create a plan to inject a bit more electricity in tonight's debate. I did just that.
My fellow Americans, I stand before you tonight as your President of the United States. But, also as a fellow citizen of a divided union who this evening has the unique opportunity to balance the scales of Truth on this very stage.
There is a cable, a wire, much like the ends of a jumper cable that runs up and under my pant leg. This cable is clamped firmly to my testicles. The cable runs backstage, connected to 47 General Motors Hybrid car batteries. The batteries are connected to a lie-detector machine. The lie-detector is connected to me. This is not any run-of-the-mill lie-detector. Any microscopic rise or fluctuation in my pulse rate, body temperature or perspiration due to the any falsehood or transgression will register and send a Chris Christie sized half-second jolt of voltage strong enough to stop a charging elephant. This lie-detector has been been employed by Walmart, Chick-Fil-A and Koch Industries to vet, weed out and select only the best, brightest and purist of worker for these corporations. This very model we are using tonight, was loaned to us by a former Vice President who used it on "the help" to entertain his hunting buddies at his retreat.
In the spirit of full-disclosure and complete-transparency, last week I contacted Mitt Romney and explained the details of using a lie-detector for this debate. I extended an open invitation for Governor Romney to equally participate, to erase any doubt, any confusion or misrepresentation of facts, or shake the Etch-A-Sketch pure by having a high-voltage cable attached to his testicle balls…
He declined. Then he accepted. Then he declined. Then he retroactively accepted. Finally, he declined to accept.
Earlier tonight, we tested the lie detector on myself to see if everything was up and running. I was asked a series of questions. To one I responded "I did not inhale." And folks let me tell you, let me reassure you, General Motors is up and running.
Since that day I took my Oath of Office, my pledge, our commitment to truth, to equality and justice has never wavered and tonight is no different. So Madam Moderator bring on the questions and may the truth set us free.
We built this city on rock & roll. Or at least Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley did.
Stunning, finest prose I've read regarding this parade of prevarication. It should be mandatory and turned up to 11 and questions random and spontaneous. If th speaker goes over the 60 second time limit…automatic galvanization. That would make it both entertaining and educational….of course, that's just my opinion.
Tonight we will discover once and for all if Romney or Obama is the greater master 'bater.
I refuse to surrender my title to either one of them!
Where's Baconz?
"Rebecca is blogging from a velvet couch while smoking a cigarette out of a long black holder."
At long last I am finally in love.
Post a picture, pretty please???
If I had one then I wouldn't have any time to comment.
And probably with a double shot of a good Rye.
oh good — so we *do* get to do this thing pantless again?
Well, there was no mention of Proper Attire in the post, so I'm assuming it's Pants Off. Traditions are important.
I thought Pants Off WAS proper attire!
Secret video of debate prep from the Wonkette Bunker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-HDIMF344Y
Now THIS I can fap to.
/call me maybe…
//if the wife answers, just say "I'm Ginny from the IRS."
Cry 'Havoc'!!!
and those dogs better be a lot nastier than either seamus or bo.
… And let slip the moggies that snore.
I am with a 6 foot bong. It is hard to light, and my butt itches. I think I will go wash some clean pans.
Weedlord Bonerhitler?
You rang?
"Let the cartoons begin." –King of Cartoons, Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Thank you for that. I'm a-scared!
What's the drinking game? I forget.
#3. Forget something: take a drink.
I can remember that, I think.
As it appears you've already blacked out, you're doing fine. Carry on.
Take a drink every time Mitt says "I know how to do that"
Unmask the Charlatan. That's tonight's goal. Stand up for facts and reality.
Let's hope Obama is a brazillion times better than that last guy who showed up.
I sure hope this one has a moderator, too.
Well, I'm prepared! I'm already wearing my lucky noose, I've cocked my lucky revolver, and my lucky cyanide capsule is clamped between my molars.
i am sipping from my lucky goblet.
SMITE and spare not!
I have my hand down my lucky pants.
Your lucky hand?
It's been down her pants – damn right it's lucky!
I'm making sure not to wear pants. They never bring me good luck anyway.
"I'm already wearing my lucky noose"
I read this as "wearing my lucky nose".
My sister was bitten by a noose.
Mind you, noose bites can be pretty nasti.
I've been busy packing to prepare for moving back in with my parents for two weeks before moving out west for good. Tired now.
Good luck with the move, sb.
Plus, we've already had an earthquake here in New England this evening, just to get us in the mood.
Oh, hell. Signs and wonders? Already?
But is Obama or Romney the AntiChrist? I'm thinking it's that negro kenyan muslim socialist, but it might be they guy with the magic undies.
Okay, what will be the probability that the topic of catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Change driven by industrial CO2 emissions will come up?
a). Slim
b). None
c). Someone in the audience will try to ask the question, but they will be ignored.
d). Someone in the audience will try to ask the question, but they will be tackled & removed by the Secret Service.
e). Someone in the audience will try to ask the question, but Mitt Romney will gesture and they will choke, lift off the ground clutching their necks and die.
f). Someone will think about asking the question, but will ask about Simpson-Bowles instead.
g). No one will care to ask.
Hah! that'll be right after the discussion about the question on marijuana.
To be fair, I've always had difficulty answering questions on Marijuana also.
Yah, it's the Cirrina who are all stoners, anyways, maaan…
Never trust an Abyssal Octopoid. Steal your stash every time.
I prefer e).
Yeah, it's funny (by which I mean exceedingly not funny and super depressing) that the single most important issue facing mankind in it's entire history is 'off limits' in a presidential campaign.
Yeah, not Funny Ha-Ha, but Funny Boo-Hoo.
If someone is force choked, it wasn't really mittens, that means Darth er, Dick Cheney is backstage.
There are Always Two.
How, exactly, do you win a debate? I need to know what to look for. I know there is no score….is it kind of like being elected prom king / queen? Is it something you just KNOW? I have to be honest….I may not watch this awesome display of mental and verbal combat. I know. I'm going to hell.
If the black guy frowns, he loses.
But if he grins, he's suffering from dementia. Or does that only apply to the Irish?
you will know as soon as the media tells you who won.
Whoever Fox decides is least uppity, wins.
You're Norv Turner. How do you keep from blowing a 24 point Halftime lead, Hotshot??? Follow up: Favorite Beer? Go!!!
At this time I would like to apologize to Hillary for my earlier cynicism at the timing and wish that she had proclaimed her responsibility for security. She did. At the time. According to Meteor Blades at Teh GOS.
Wasn't much mentioned in the liberal press.
Every time Candy Crowley says something to piss you off, take a shot of Rebel Yell. I'm half blotto just thinking about her and she's not even on the air yet.
Yep, jes wut Ah wuz thenkin.
I was thinking (nay, hoping) Ken Layne might pop his head back in the door.. to pronounce Obama orally weak…
I'm just going to toss back enough scotch to numb my brains up real good and see how long I can stand to watch this thing.
As I was sayin'……."Mr. Mojo Risin "Mr. Mojo Risin"…..
Not sure I can watch the town hall. But will have a shot every time one of you posts Oh for fucks sake or some variation, at a question Candy chooses to pose to the candidates.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
JESUS H CHRIST ON A RAFT!
FUCK A DUCK
OH FOR SUCK'S FATE
OK, wait…
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Wait…candy as in Candy Crowley? Oh for fuck's sake, my poor liver (and yours!).
OH FUCKING FUCK!!!
Tonight we will find out if Barry is just not that into us anymore. Remember, no tears…he's to blame, not us.
Gawd, 2016 is a long time away, he better show up
I hope Obama comes out in his witch doctor outfit I've been seeing so much of lately and see if Romney has the nerve to mention it. 90 minutes of stuttering robot. Good times.
That would be excellent.
I trust "Doctor Obama" with my health way more than "President Romney"
Wow. What an image. Genius!
SNL would totally do that, if it had any balls. And all it's writers were Wonkette commenters.
Hey, Lorne Michaels, I'm available.
A shot for every Romney Libya reference?
Two shots for every labia reference.
One for major, the other for buttsechs.
i think i want cool barry to show up. not professor barry, but cool barry that told us all to chill. miffed will look like a hyperactive pekinese.
or i maybe that empty chair guy who was swearing all the time. i could also work with that.
Oh boy, we get to hear questions from the average undecided voter – in other words, it'll be a mouthbreather fest.
Seriously. 'Undecided' at this point is just another synonym for unaware, uninterested, uncaring, uneducated, unmotivated…
Untruthful
Undead.
I heard Mittens will institute Mormon law if elected and will ban alcohol, caffeine and nicotine. That's what I heard, anyway.
Then we all get baptized.
He's never denied it.
He will dig up 'yer granny and baptize her, too.
Good for the magic underwear makers in China, huh?
Seems to be the rumor down South, from what I hear.
Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine. Isn"t that a line from The Sound of Music: these are a few of my favorite things?
You forgot porn.
I am carefully preparing by not turning on my TV or radio at all. I can't bear the thought of another Barry fail. I will walk my dog, hope and pray that he's doing well, against Professor Harold Hill, and then, maybe if I can bear it, come back later and take a peek. Please keep the Wonkette warm for me while I am off in denial.
Hey. Harold's ok.
Yeah, remember, Harold Hill, in the final analysis, was actually motivated by his very real love of music.
Mitt just loves himself.
I really hope Michelle just cold punches that nasty cunt, Ann Romney, in the vagina.
Michelle won the brownie contest!
Of course she did.
Ann was looking extra catty on C-Span a few minutes ago.
What – was she caught swallowing another rodent again?
I thought it was frogs…
But not Mitt's meat puppet: Mormons don't do that.
Do Mormons have vaginas?
God, I love this comment!
Why thank you so kindly!!
How generic is the audience?
CNNeric.
Seemed to be mostly Caucasian persuasion from what I saw.
Janet Brown of the Committee on Presidential Debates (I am watching CSpan online) might have washed (or even combed) her hair before going on TeeVee.
No opening or closing statements? Does that mean that Obama can't call out Romney's lying from the beginning?
Did they cut off Candy's mike? That's a good start.
Two Tequila shots for every time Romney says "that's not my plan". Bong chaser if it is his plan and he's lying about it.
I can't tell when he's lying because I don't know which of his conflicting statements he considers to be the truth
All of them Katie
You can tell when he's lying 'cause his mouth is moving.
Candy Crowley tells everyone to turn devices off. Someone turns off her mike. Great start.
Can we just escort her out of the forum?
CNN is discussing the pros and cons of Michelle Obama and Ann Romney both wearing pink. Emmy stuff.
Barry is taking his last sniff of glue now.
Let me help you Pres. When Romney comes out, just start by kicking him in the nads. This will set the rest of the night!
Jeebus, poor Prez..the pressure he is under right this minute. I hope they gave him some nice "Dr. Feelgood/JFK uppers circa 1961 White House
"Please, turn off your devices."
Mitt: Ddrrrr……..noooo ….whhhrrrrr ….
I see Generic People.
Okay, Barack, a few pointers:
1. No more "uh"s to feel space between thoughts and sentences. Silence between words in a debate is golden.
2. On your body language, you have the tendency to shrink and apologize with your body. Do not do this. Lean into your rebuttals.
3. Never, I mean NEVER, use the word "agree" when referring to your opponents policies. Never. Just stop it.
All that said, go out their and murder that fraud…with swing state votes enough to burying all the elephants in Africa.
Word.
And no, Barack, there is no "but I'm gonna differentiate us a little bit in a while, after I ingratiate myself" exception to #3. The sole permissible exception to #3 is the following:
"There are a number of major statesmen and military figures who agree with my opponent's policies. Or at least there used to be, before we hung them at Nuremberg."
Thanks for bumpbing this back up, because he kept the "uh"s to a minimum, he TOTALLY scored on the body language portion of my test, and I think he said the word "agree" in regards to romney's policy points maybe once. He surpassed my expectations, that's for damned sure.
i long for the days of maccain wandering aimlessly around stage and making funny faces at bamz' butt.
And now a shout out to all my relatives back east who usually can't wait to send me snarky emails every time we have an earthquake in California. How does it feeeeel?
Watch out for the aftershocks. They can be a bitch on wheels.
Going with debate audio and Tigers/Yankees video. Verlander looks like a monster again.
Look for A-rod to have his townhall question delivered to Mitt on a baseball.
Pre-debate political ad in Seattle for David "Val" Kilmer for Congress. I assume as he didn't mention a political party he's a Republican.
I've been seeing those too, and wondering, is he a Democrat or a Republican? I mean, on the one hand, as you said, if they don't say, they're probably an R. But he says both his parents were teachers. (Both my parents were teachers.) That's usually a recipe for Democrat. So I remain confused.
As I clearly don't live in his district, I'm too lazy to Google it.
Right on the parents being teachers, wrong on the 'R' after his name. Born and raised in my hometown, he is very, very much a Democrat, and he is going to be the next congressman from my district (Yo! The Big Six! As in the crib of Norm Dicks!).
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time to start compulsively refreshing!
Refresh! Drink!
I can't keep up! It's all new when I refresh.
Is this tag-team format? I could do with Uncle Joe "just showing up" to calm my nerves.
With a foldable chair. You know, for freedom or something.
If this doesn't become an Obama rout I'll have to drink even more. I am prepared.
Not word has been spoken yet… drink!
have been. will be.
hey hey wonketeers! Is this the place? So, I bought a bottle of Proseco on the way home from work and, wow, it's already all gone, so all I've got now is beer. I cannot imagine watching this thing without being here. Let's do it BARRY!
yes R#####trd. TR!!!!!!!G PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPalin (will this get through?)
Alrighty my friends, here we go again… I have surrounded myself with soft things for throwing because I am NOT replacing a tv just cause Mitt Romney sucks balls. Let's go let's go let's go!
Soft things? Never mind. Tell us later.
Thank you! Good night!
What, too soon?
LONG ISLAND!?!?!?! ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FROM LONG ISLAND????
Yeeeaannnnh. Awwwwwl of them.
It's going to be interesting! Will Obama just say "fuck you all – see how you like having this empty suit as your president, I'm going back to Hawaii" or will the Mittbot just plain hang on it's new "audience empathy" routines.
It's about to start and I feel like puking. That could be the scotch talking but I don't think so
A few demerol will help you with that.
Should I snort it or just mix it into the scotch?
Why choose? Do both!
The debate hasn't even started yet, with just Brian Williams jabbing on on my TV, and 87 comments already? Damn you people talk to much.
Shhhhhh!
Aaron?
My stomach is in knots.
yes.
I can't watch!!!!
S'okay, just hang and drink.
Kathy Bates?
Undecided voters, really? Can't the questions be asked by people who are not, you know, morons?
Jalapeno cheetos, this shit is fucking ON!
Come on, Barack! Make my sitting through this bullshit worth it please.
Is that stage filled with red dry ice or something? Looks weird!
Every time either candidate says "I met a voter in [swing state]" chug a local beer, now made in China.
Whoa, Candy is wearing a nylon stocking over her face.
This debate needs at least one "Because FUCK YOU, that's why!"
"Fuck you! That's my name! I'm the President!"
Steve Schmidt obsfuscating/vomiting in his mouth AGAIN!
Fuck you. Fuck you too!
I did not know Candy had done that to her face.
She certainly made some sort of mistake there, no doubt. And that girlie hair? I do not want to smell sex and candy there, not none at all. Yick.
Time to cock-punch Romney. With votes!
Good intro by Crowley. She should quit while she is ahead.
Prez doin' "the walk" good start!
How do you get seats to a deal like this?
Bamz looks ready.
Obama sat first. He loses!!!!!
I yelled out "NO!" when he did that.
God I can't take any more of this inane bullshit pre-debate analysis and the equally inane "centrist" lauding of idiotic "undecided" voters.
Will YouTube be asking any questions tonight?
Will there be questions from Twitter? Pleez pleez pleez!?!?
"I smoke #weed and want #weed 2b #legal. Who's gonna do that and get my vote if I don't forget 2 #vote?"
Here's what Obama needs to do:
1. Wear a red tie. The red tie increases confidence (true fact!)
2. Have Biden do the debate.
What not to do:
1. Don't have Biden wear a red tie; he'll probably strangle Romney with his own arm.
east coast representin'
I'm watching some Newfie ex-fishermen shoot icebergs with a high-velocity rifle.
It's about all I can handle right now.
Why do they always have a guy with a clammy hand-clap right next to the microphone?
That's Candy Crowely is glistening. As in the ham glistened with the honey glaze slowly forming a succulent in the over heated oven.
I said she's got extra-fancy hair today. My wife asked if she's a linebacker.
Student wants to know how to get a job. What kind of college did he go to? And how much did the Romney campaign pay him for that softball?
Oooo…. Mitt personalizes, should have learned how to pronounce LONG GUYLAND!
Well if you have to read your question off a card, yeah, you have little chance of gaining employment.
No way Jeremy is from Lon Guyland.
Please raise my taxes since I'm working 3 jobs!!
Mitt can't answer the kid.
"Hi Jeremy — if I'm elected you'll have a wonderful career in the Army. It would help if you learned Farsi. Just kidding — we're just gonna make them speak English."
Ooo, Romney mentions student loans. Barry's got this one.
Watch Romney walk out to the edge of the stage. Shades of debates past.
Oh God is every questioner going to have that hint of an obnoxious New Yawk accent? Crap.
HOFF-strah!
Mitt feels your pain, poor students!
So we have to make sure nobody gets student loans.
i cannot stand listening to this man i really don't know if i will make it thru this debate but i will try.
No more Mr. Nice Guy, Bams…gloves off! If all else fails, go ooga-booga on Robme's ass!
Liberal Massachusetts!
We need parents to stop being so fucking stingy and paying for college instead of forcing kids to get loans!
Jeez kid, if you want to be successful just inherit a bunch of money
Nonanswer.
A scholarship, and a hair cut.
Holy fuck this dick is full of shit.
If your dick is full of shit, you might want to consider seeing a doctor.
If we were paying any attention you'd have 200 upfists.
Mitt really cares about unemployed young people, really! But yet his programs would make it a lot harder for people to get jobs.
Liar, Liar, pants on fire…
Is it a good thing I can no longer hear the words coming our of Willard's mouth?
What the hell?! Mitt's now in favor of Pell grants? Oh — probably if a private middleman administers them so it's a giveaway to the banks. What bullshit.
What is this Romney love for Pell grants? He wants to cut them to shreds.
I just want Barry to walk over and pimp slap Mittens one time.
What about that $25k loan from your parents to start the next Facebook!
Did Mittens say "you people" MAJOR fuck up. Hello, Prez ad!
So Romney is in favor of giving free public college education to the top 25%. Does anyone really believe that?
Thank you all for being here.
And thank you, Radio.
Danke Schoen, You Magnificent Bastard.
Yeah, yeah, Bush was a 'job creator' as well.
Complete blather.
'i know what it takes to create good jobs again'
CHINA!
So….what does it take you stupid dumb fuck????
Awkward.
EDIT: Obama's body language is already better. That's what happens when humans adress humans instead of robots.
I can't believe Obama took that swell economy away from President Bush and did all that shit to it 'over the last 4 years'.
Including the entirety of 'Fast and Furious'.
Darn him!
Shorter Mitt: "Have you considered Shanghai Tech?"
fuck you you tool.
ED: sorry, that was directed at "i assume i'll be president'.
Of course the world needs ditch diggers too!
Obama wearing a red tie, Romney blue. Reverse of last time. Is this some kind of bipartisanship?
More debt on my back? Just as long as there's no Mitt on my back.
"THE VOICE" is back! Woo hoo!
I want to be able for you to get a job. I know how you could get a job. (You could go to China?) What the hell? Mitt knows what it takes, but ya gotta elect him to find out what it is…
…you are graduating from a college in China right?
I guess everything is supposed to be Bammerz fault. Rmoney is promising jobs to graduates…probably in China…
Rmoney's already waling forward on the stage. Will Bamz walk all the way to the peeps like Clinton?
Winning!
Created 5 million jobs in the private sector…
Jeremy has three of them.
Detroit=bankrupt. Drink!
"The future is bright." Eat that shit, Romney.
Alright — Mr. Prez — hit Mitt on the let Detroit go bankrupt crap. Keep it up!
Obama's already doing better. Bullet points. Check!
Oooo… Detroit uppercut from Bamz!
a Javelin.
As I comb through the 33(!!) pages of comments, I really hope someone busted out a "Down goes Romney! Down goes Romney! Down goes Romney!"
Romney promies kid job in 2014, probably cleaning one of the Caddys.
I'm already disappointed in Obama.
I'm one of those. I need unicorns.
Farting glitter?
Is rainbow glitter a safe assumption? Or is it gold…?
Obama seems pretty primed. This could be great. It better be great.
Yeah somebody lit something under his you know what, probably the Mrs.
Oh, I do NOT want to see the wrath of an irked Michelle…
Is it wrong if I kinda do?
Slow down, Prez.
Hopey. Attack!
Grrrrrr woof!
Me smart. Me go college.
Mittens says he knows how to create jobs. Barry then steps up and actually gives examples of how you do that. HOW IS THIS RACE THIS CLOSE??
Classic SNL skit – "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy."
Strange. Romney says he wants to give us jobs, and all this time I thought he wanted us to borrow 20,000 bucks and make our own.
Barry is talking faster, thank God.
Well, at least he's not drunk or high on smack.
Obama seems intense in a not good way. (No, I am not a troll.)
Little hyper…. nervous?
You're not a troll, but I completely disagree.
Good – keep telling them how Willard said Detroit should go bankrupt.
Um, "community college" Drink! (i'm spittin' sand over here.)
Vintage Barry. Confidence, he haz it. Nice.
Will Romney only have non-drinkers in his cabinet?
I remember when Carter banned 'hard' liquor from the White House.
Candy Crowley attacks!
Let's just get this over with, shall we?
Bag the rest of the debates, put them both in a ring, give them Pugil Sticks and elect the one that comes out conscious.
My money's on Barry. I'll bet he goes completely Berserk when he gets really pissed off.
Stop spending on war??? Where's the fun in that?
candy: be specific tool.
What I wanna know – Where did Bamz hide his teleprompters, hengh?!?!?! We all know he can't speak without a teleprompter!
No snark, Obama's doing great!
Did she just call him Romley? If so, drink!
My game, my rules, bitches.
Yeah, I'll testify.
Moochers!
I think he lost Jeremy once he said "manufacturing".
Concise. Forceful. Decisive. Nice contrast to the utter bullshit of Romney's first answer.
I hope someone tells Romney that America is aging and that's a big reason for a smaller workforce.
There's some more Republican math.
Question 1: How will you ensure I can get a job when I graduate?
Ans: We're going to make sure you get a job.
Objection! Non responsive.
Trust him – he's a bishop.
Mythical employment numbers…..
Fuck you Mitt. Kick him Barry.
You know who else had a five point plan?
That other Mitt guy that debated Bams a couple of weeks ago?
Mitt lies! Unemployment is now lower than when Obama took office during the Bush recession. DRINK!
That's right!
Oops!
Jeremy the Student.
5 point plan, 12 million jobs, 1 big fucking liar. Give it a rest already Mitt.
First we take the company! Then we take Detroit!
Then we take Berlin!
Twelve, no ninety-teen million new jobs, I know how to do it.
Romney has NOTHING. Same blah, blah, blah and lack of affect that he always sounds like.
Lies! Lies! Lies! on Detroit, Prez call Mitt on this now!
And Candy jumps in — what about the long-term unemployed who need jobs now?
Mitt — there are long-term unemployed who need jobs now. Bullshit statistics, five-point plan, 12 million jobs (the same number of jobs that economists predict will be created anyway). And Mitt's bullshit Detroit rebuttal, when there wasn't a buyer for GM at the time the Fed bailed them out.
Romney is rambling.
Ahhhhh he's such a prick on a stick. It's unreal.
Keep up with the bankruptcy talk, Mitt. Worm's burrowing underground, fool.
Romney says "12 million new jobs in four years". But Ezra Klein deconstructed that just before the debate.
Bankrupt the whole fucking USA then!
One point plan!
Romney: Obama said I wanted to take Detroit bankrupt. That's right.
Yes, us Michiganders caught that, Willard. You can't take it back.
"What Mitt Romney said just isn't true" – yes, call him the lying liar who lies that he is.
YES BARRY.
Oh, I am liking this thus far…
Oh my goodness — Barack Obama showed up to this debate. Okay I didn't think he was really that bad last time, but he's coming out swinging tonight.
I recognize that guy.
"that shellac-haired cocksucker over there dares to say government has exploded in size under me! His rich friends got government bailouts and gave themselves bonuses with it, and yet I'm the socialist because I think people should buy health insurance? Fuck, how many lies can you take?"
Take my Detroit bankrupt, please.
Barry, you're on Long Island. Call Romney a lying douchebag and the crowd will be eating out of your hand.
Joey Buttafuoco libel!
go barry go barry go.
what's he looking like – i'm radio / wonkette only.
Lookin' good, zingin' the Gov on facts.
Fact check that slime bucket slime Mittens!
Come on hit em! One point plan! More please!
THERE! What Mitt says just isn't true. He's gonna have to say that a lot tonight! He has a one point plan! BUUUURN. Okay, looks like he is doing this thing. Way to learn from OHJoe, PresO NICE!
WHAMO!! Gov. Romney doesn't have a five point plan he has a one point plan–cut taxes for the wealthy. Stomp the fucker, Mr. President.
Obama's bringing it (so far).
Romney's secret job plan = McCain's secret Osama plan?
Ooooh, hit him on vulture capitalism!
Get 'em Barry. Mitts want to cut taxes and make more money for his rich friends.
Ouch!! He's kicking him in the nutz with steel boots.
Better question. Long term un-employed………
breathe instead of drink
Don't let him have it!
That's right, Candy. Regulate that shit.
Thank you Candy
"We have fought for the last four years to get out of that mess — the last thing we need to do is to go back." Yay! And here comes Mitt, being a petulant child.
Way to go Candy, kick him in the cunt!
Yes! Keep it rolling!
"Governer, you have a 1 point plan!" Ed Schultz changes out of trouser pair #1….
Ed's not wearing pants for this one; makes things easier.
The Crow!!1!
yeah that's right – shut em candy! excellent well done.
Oh Candy-o! Shut Romney down!
Every questioner has glasses!
Nerdapolooza!
Mayor Bloomberg's ban on contact lenses is having an effect.
"Candy, what Governor Romney said just isn't true"
The Worlds Most Useful Sentence, right now.
I say that all the time. Obama should pay me a royalty.
Oh ho ho, is it just me or did she totally just blow Willard off?
Totes.
She did! No Meet The Press, let the Republican run all over the place asshole here for once.
Prez/Crowley OWN the stage!
All right Candy don't let that slime bag run over you.
Yay, Obama attacked. Hope he keeps it up.
Romney is so rude and disrespectful. Interrupting! Does he have dementia? Or is he drunk?
Barry already seems more on his game.
Where's the bouncer? Romney tried to RAMROD the debate again….Drink! Smoke! Boo and Hiss!
Candy Crowley does not care for your bully tactics, mittens. Stifle!
At least Crowley isn't getting steamrolled like Jim Lehrer.
Hey, that's a pretty fucking white-looking group of folks ya got there!
someone please tell me romney's looking as petulant as he's sounding.
yep.
Yes. And I'm about sick of that surveyor's mark on his flag pin.
You can watch on CSPAN, they're live streaming.
It's really slow loading, though. Probably loaded up with Breittards and Freepers.
Coal is dirty, BTW.
Bammerz has a spine tonight, hooray.
Also Romney is practically glowing on my TV, I think he's pregnant, or a gay vampire.
Barry's not touting fracking, is he?
Good gravy it's so nice to see a president who's not afraid to take pride in his liberal policies — it's been what, twenty years since a president increased fuel efficiency standards, and so doubling them is not small potatoes.
Barry, "No more Mr.Nice guy" seems to have brought it. I woke up full of piss and vinegar today. Hope the Prez did as well. Seems like a solid maybe.
That's right. lower the per-capita consumption and make what is needed a domestic resource.
Barry's off his rocker with this natural gas bullshit.
Candy Crowley is no David Gregory. Thank gawd.
Dammit Barry, point out that Romney wants to repeal the clean energy credits while leaving the oil credits in place.
Obama Wins!!1!
Nice explanation of our energy policy, Mr. President. Really.
Romney only has the old energy, Obama is transitioning us.
Romney looks pissed. This is good
Jeremy has just hijacked this old rodeo!
DRINK! Wait…don't drink. Okay…DRINK!
Damn! You made me drink twice.
Hey Jeremy, still paying attention?
Did I hear 'Bachmann range'?
Don't you want to leave the gubbermint out of everything new libertarian Mitt? Phoney! Who are you tonight??????????
God how I hate the motherfucking Willard.
What is it with Republicans and wanting to drill in our national parks? Who the hell does this sound preferable to?
Dick.
Romney: DRILL IN YELLOWSTONE WOOHOO!
FUCK THOSE MIGRATORY BIRDS
Yikes! Five pages already — can the Wonkette infrastructure hold up for 90 minutes?
Mitt, you're full of crap. Why don't we drill for as much oil on federal land? Because half of those leases are deepwater. Remember BP? Fuckin' liar.
Clean energy will create jobs and lower gas prices, stick him with the facts! And Romney just counters with "but he won't let companies destroy federal land!"
I just can't see this mannequin belting out "Drill Baby Drill!"
Romney wants to drill in Yosemite.
Hey, Armageddon's already 25 years late, & that supervolcano won't erupt itself, ya know.
the red mead shit ain't working willard
Because 20 or 25 children, um I mean birds were killed
Mister Gas?
Romney's bringing out some oil vs. birds bullshit argument from the '80s.
OH MY GOD. I am here! I was masturbating to my tax returns, but I'm here! Now Mittens is talking shit about oil or whatever.
I wish Romney could feel me flipping him off right now.
Romney hates birds!
Especially, Big Bird!
Nu-cul-or???
Mitt is Mister Gas.
Mr. Hot Air, at least.
Romley correctly pronounced nuclear, so a lib plant, obvs
Not Mr. Oil, Mr. Gas or Mr. Coal?
GOOD!
Coal's fucking death.
We've had 4 years of policies? What? The Congress made it their ONLY job to make sure NOTHING Pres O tried to do happened, so keep on with that Mitt, you sound brilliant.
Mr. Gasbag = Mittens!
In my expert political analysis, Mitt Romney is coming off like a real dick.
Yeah, we can be just like eastern Europe, with lots of pollution, nasty environmental problems, drill here.
I got my cheerleader outfit on, I'm drunk on home made beer (IPA) and I'm jumping up and down in my TeeVeee room shouting…
Punch him in the ball
Tell him he's your bitch
Raw raw raw
Punch him in the other ball!
*splits*
Please Mitt, save my jerb! Washing your limousine.
Hey, Mitt, if that's who you really are, how about you tell the kids on the West side of Chicago who are dying from asthma about how much we need more coal fired plants.
Mitt Romney bites pigeon head off to emphasize his point. Fuck, this guy's good.
Then breaks into the chorus of Crazy Train.
Romney? He'd force the help to put on a geek act for his amusement.
Romney looks unsteady.
Who does he think this shit appeals to? Even people who want more dirty energy don't crow about more drilling. They couch it in more flowery language.
Look at all the whiteys on stage who are undecided. 32 Baskin Robbins flavors of miracle whip vanilla saltines.
Mitt: "I was in coal country — people grabbed my arms and said 'please — save my job.'"
Yeah — they were asking you to beg your friend the owner of the coal operation not to fire them for scowling when they were forced to be in your photo op.
Coal/Nookular 2016!!!!
Proffessor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh he'll make you think…
HAHAHAHAAHHA somebody asked mitt romney to save their job!
Mittnocchio is getting a woody talking about gas, oil and clean coal. Drill, baby, drill!
Just wait, he'll tell you about that pipeline.
Keep fucking that chicken, mittens
Big Bird?
I got your Canadian pipeline right here, bub.
Governor, why do mormons have so many children, when the number one problem in the world is an excess of children?
New Rule: If some Brazilian spam monsters show up, drink their blood.
Agreed
KKKKKKK!
Fucking Mitt sounds like the way people write resumes these days. All unsupported assertions of abilities and expertise.
"Very little of what Gov. Romney said is true" – cool.
Every question Prez gets: "Mittens is a liar!" Ha Ha!
25 birds were killed? Was Cheney out shooting at lawyers again and missing?
This is going pretty well. Got his mojo back!??!!
I have only wonkette comments to go by as I must be out and on the road! Looks good so far!!
Oh shit! Shit just got real.
Rapin' — yeah!
Ha! "Very little is true." keep it up Bamz.
Is Romney Mr. Gas?
Keep it up Mr. President! Keep it up.
"Mr. Peabody's coal train . . . "
Drop the coal thing, Barry….
Tigers 1, Yankees 0, bottom of the 4th
Thank you, Barry. Bring the fight.
Bring the noise!
I like this guy. I remember voting for this guy.
Willard,
The oil from the pipeline from Canada is used for foreign consumption, not domestic, that's why it runs all the way to a port, dickwad.
Oh come on, next you'll be suggesting it was timed to coincide with the widening of the Panama Canal, as if a larger class of Super Tankers at American Gulf ports would help Canadian exports of that filthy sand oil…
This plant kills!
And, it does.
Mitt knows the owners of some coal mines.
Romney shut down a coal plant because it kills?!? Obama just killed*.
__________________________
* with words
Obama and Romney, please shut up about "clean coal" because we both know it's Bullshit.
Word.
"Very little of what governor Romney just said is true."
That is the debate I want to see.
"Here's some coal, right up your ass!!!"
Just tell him to Frack Off Bamz
Barry lands a solid left on the coal plant
Where is my coal-powered car, Hopey?
Not true!
Not true!
It's just not true!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
NOT TRUE, GOVERNOR ROMLEY!!1!!
Prez owning the stage!
Man Mitt is acting like a total dick now.
It's not acting.
Oh I know; he's letting his true inner cutting-off-the-gay-kid's-hair bully show now.
Governor, when you travel to the rest of the world and they offer you coffee and alcohol, do you realize that when you decline, they view it a s an insult?
Romney, STFU.
Romney stepping in it. Push him Barry, he's at a tipping point.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Hey kids, I have a cold, and prefer to watch Verlander mow down the yanks. I will be following the live blog here though. Thank you…and FSM bless Amercia!
Not true Governor Romney. We have produced MORE oil – it's PRODUCTION that matters. I thought these fucks were pissed about interrupting? SHUT UP MITT he's TELLING YOU.
Candidate fight!
Romney is so rude! Drunk. Definitely drunk.
They're about to come to blows!!
And you KNOW who's happy about that? THIS girl.
Oh please! Oh please!
Wind energy libel!
Oh shit! Are you getting in my face!?!
What a dick! He's not your boy, Mitt! Fuckin A!
Throw a glass of water on him!
Production of oil on federal lands is UP.
Several of my best friends are coal mine owners.
Governor, keep fucking that Big Bird.
Now we're talkin'. Here comes the inner bitch and the most important reason this motherfucker can not be the leader of the free world.
Don't hit first Barry. You're still black.
Just cut him when he gets too close.
All of the above, Katie.
But not solar or wind. That's evil.
Oh, we're not drilling more in national parks? OH FUCK THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!
If production is up with fewer permits, isn't that efficiency? What the fuck are you talking about Willard. Really, what the fuck are you talking about.
I hear the navy has fewer ships than it did 80 years ago, too.
Mitt is a raging asshole.
So, who do you think won the debate tonight?
Mitt"s voice broke. He's pissed.
That's the free market, Mitt. You want a centrally directed economy, Commie?
"That wasn't a question, that was a statement." — Mitt
I bet that schoolteacher is staring daggers at him right now.
Bam! sqar in the nutz!
MItt WILL FIGHT for the oil companies, you hear him? That's really great, because BP really needs someone to let them destroy the gulf moreso.
Mitt: The proof of your energy policy is what you pay at the pump.
Oh — so Dubya with his $5.00/gal gas was obviously a failure, right?
well played sir!
In the spin room afterward, Lawrence O'Donnell asked George Pataki that very question. His answer? "That was different." Asshat.
Yes, oil from Canada. Unicorns too!
I wish I had something snarky to say but all I can manage is: I cannot believe how utterly disrespectful Romney is being to the President of the United States. I realize he has no respect for him, but he should respect the OFFICE at least.
Fuck you with your Tar Sands shit Mittens! I have a child in Texas and I don't appreciate your cancer threats against her. O' course Obama is building the pipeline already, so we are fucked anyways.
Romney is filibustering. Looks like Crowley's been replaced by Lehrer.
THANK YOU, Mr. President, on the gas price bullshit.
yes sir.
word
Who smelt it dealt it.
I have oil; it's from Canada, you wouldn't know it.
It's a Québécois thang.
Want cheap gas? Murder the economy!
Audbile laugh! I'm fainting with excitement!
oh you FUCKING TOOL THE PRESIDENT CANNOT CONTROL THE GAS PRICE AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW IT.
FUCKING FUCKING TOOL.
Remember how George W magically controlled gas prices? That was cool.
Barry's got 'em laughin'!
best moment so far.
More…energy? What'chyoo talkin' about, Willard?
I don't think Mr. Romney here understands what's going on here…
Andrew Sullivan isn't blogging now, because he's dead, from sadness.
Does Romney really think that having the extractive industries pillaging Federally managed lands and drilling offshore in Virgina is going to be popular?
oh! an actual zinger!
from bamz!
Or, the 47%, if you will.
That wasn't very clearly stated by Bammerz — what I think he meant is that nobody was buying gasoline due to the lousy economy, which depressed prices.
Lower gas prices by creating a depression. Good thinking, Romney.
Bam! Finally! $1.86 gas, yes, because NO ONE COULD AFFORD TO DRIVE ANYWHERE!!
Where's the secret service? Shouldn't they be stomping Romney's head in right now?
In a more perfect world.
The teabaggers will take care of that on November 7th, ideally.
"With votes."
Governor, can you promise this evening that a mormon agenda will not influence any decision you make as president?
Gas prices were almost $5 in So Cal in October, 2008. Now they've risen to that level again, mostly in the last few weeks. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there's some serious price-manipulation going on.
Mommy!
You whores…
Mittens face! Pain! Prez is winning! Use Mittens slime words against him. Do not fuck with Candy Mittens!
Now Candy will be seen as a liberal plant.
GO CANDY!
Barry ain't losin' this election. Romney, you better go suck some more Koch dick, 'cause you're going to need some money to burying this president.
EDIT: Candy "Do I Look Like Jim Lehrer?" Crowley shuts his ass down, again.
she's doing well (from radio – not 100% sure). she must have studied romney. she handled that well.
Great line! Romney will lower gas prices by throwing us back into a depression.
Petulant asshole is petulant.
GO Candy go!
It doesn't quite work like that! Marry me, Candy!
Not really…
It isn't that bad, don't panic.
Romney, tryin' to rewrite the debate rules for himself! Typical!
Hit that brat with your Candy cane.
He got the first … I get the last.
BS,
Mitt is such a petulant little fuck. God I hate him.
Shut him up Candy!
Romney: A true WindBag!
Give that cunt a fucking haircut, Mitt.
That fucker Romney is trying to hijack the debate again. I hope Crowley shuts him down.
Mitt just admitted to being windy.
Mr. Gas.
MItt "I don't have a policy of stopping wind jobs in Iowa."
Bullshit — he went to Iowa and said he was going to end the tax incentive for wind power. Liar.
Wind jobs? How does that even..?…never mind.
Blow jobs?
Cut him a break, he IS a Mormon after all…
Now we know why he's against them.
I drove through those wind farms in Iowa. They're huge.
Now, he just looks like a DICK. Kick his ass, Barrah!
Romney finally shut up and is just sitting there smiling. Fox is gonna kill him* over that.
___________________________
* with chyrons
The Dubya is strong with this one.
Mitt should be declared Loser just on the basis of his asinine behavior on display, which is anything but Presidential; and if any Repubs doubt that, try picturing him negotiating w/ world leaders in tense situations the way he is now..
Holy shit Mitt, YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO THE HELP! As an elected official YOU are the help. Asshole.
The name's Follano, but I'm white. I'm possibly an Irish Catholic American. And shit, let me get my notes.
Mitt's just a rude fuck
.
Moderator uses time limit! It's not very effective!
He just ate some Crow.
He doesn't have a policy of directly stopping wind jobs, he has a policy of stopping the tax credits that creates them.
Also a policy if being a fucking dick to moderators.
Candy gave me a boner just now, shutting down Romney like that.
Oh come on, Mod, don't let Romney do that…
"Governor Romney: Is it true that you have a Huge Penis?"
"Well, let's just say I have to have my tailor take my magic underwear out."
"And I won a 3-legged race all by myself!"
Willard coming across as washed-up game show host.
washed up game show host libel!!1!
Barry sweet talking the questioner. Nice.
You get more from Candy than Crow.
Go old lady; "which tax deductions, specifically, will you eliminate?" Bet Mitt won't really answer the question.
I would've bet $10,000 he won't.
please, please, please, Bams, ask Romney about his tax returns!!!
Ha ha — let's sit how Mitt evades the question of which tax breaks he's gonna cut to pay for his 20% tax cut.
Barry's kickin' it. Mittster's gettin' weird.
"You're absaolutely right about part of that." Mr. Dickhead to the middle class.
Mittens = Gordon Geckko from Wall Street
"I wanna" this.. ."I wanna" that… It's like he's giving Santa his list of wanna's.
NAME ONE SINGLE FUCKING LOOPHOLE, MITT!
"wind jobs" – Bill Clinton's ears perk up…
Mitt wants to leave all the credits that people like, which leaves… umm… uhh… NOTHING left.
Every time a middle income family is crushed, drink.
Answer the question Mitt! Oh he can't.
Oh, all of a sudden we need a long backstory. In a galaxy far, far away….
Why did Obama set that refinery in California on fire?
it was a kenyan thing you wouldn't understand.
Because he's black, duh.
Wonkette, what's attack plan Zeta? Mitt looks like he's still stuck in Alpha.
Mathematically impossible.
But even the homeless should have skin in the game. TAXES FOR THE 47%! !!!!
The homeless could work as human targets for the Arizona national guard. Then tax 'em.
"I'll pick a number out of thin air! Because that's how I come up with policy!"
And no, he just describes his tax policy vaguely; no real answer of course.
The man has no answers! He answers every question by restating it, and bringing out the worst current stats he can find. Nowhere are there specifics on what he wants to do.
"I'm glad you asked that- that's a common misconception. Now, what you said is…"
"It's true. I have answers. Let me answer that. I have specifics. I have current stats. See, I have answers. I answered your question. With stats and specifics."
"Medium Income People" Mittens is so disconnected, the lingo he uses is 1% country clubspeak
C'mon Barry – bury him with the 47% in your tax response!
The KFC Bucket O' Deductions from Colonel Romney!
With all of the secret herbs and spices he won't tell us about.
Romney has a bukkake of policies for the middle class.
Oh great, I won't be taxed on the $39 I earn in interest every year.
What a snob!
Try to remember to create jobs with your tax savings.
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Mitty, dear Mitty.
He's not going to have the top percent pay more taxes, he's going to pull all the money for this shit right out of his magic underwear. CAPITAL GAINS TAXES DO NOT AFFECT HARDLY ANY MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE YOU DICK
No 'death tax'! No 'unpleasant investigations' for offshore investors.
Does Mitt Romney remind anyone else of the pushiest, most arrogant Car Salesman you've ever met?
He doesn't even have to go "talk to his manager."
"What do I have to do… to get you into this New
CarPresident Today?"He's so bad I never even dated someone like him. (A low bar.)
He's a motherfucking Nixonian snake.
More like a timeshare salesman.
Who has savings?
The Chinese & the Mormon Millionaires.
No tax on the majority of my income.
Mitt: "The top taxpayers are still going to pay 60%" of income tax revenues.
Duh — meaningless math — if you cut everyone's taxes by the same percentage, their proportions remain the same.
Oh, no taxes on dividends and capital gains — the poor people will benefit greatly from that.
ROMNEY TAXES LIE DISSEMBLE LIE DISSEMBLE
When Romney talks about taxes, he starts breathing heavy and getting orgasmic.
ewwww
I close my eyes and wait for it to be over.
This is the first debate I've been able to drink freely. Oh my God, it's so much better this way.
No tax on dividends or capital gains – which only rich fuckers get. Those of us who are not rich don't have those things, moron Mitt.
The tax breaks he's talking about will only help the rich.
Mitt, we don't have interest on bank accounts in this country. you wouldn't know.
Read Mitt's lips!
How the fuck did Massachesettes ever elect this flaming asshole?
He was a different flaming asshole back then.
haha!!! Anyone getting interest income is not in the fucking middle class, Bam is going to rip him to shreds here.
Hot doggie! I earned over 20 cents on my checking balance last month. I won't have to pay any taxes on that under President Romoney!
Did Romney just promise no capital gains tax? That's new. And certainly good news for rich people.
Exactly! What he said was, if you make all your money from capital gains, NO TAXES! and then PROFIT!!!
No, that's been part of the Ryan plan, to eliminate capital gains tax altogether. I think.
Yeah, I just can't remember the last time I paid capital gains tax. Oh yeah, NEVER.
Why am I lowering taxes on the middle class? BECAUSE I'M LYING.
Correct!
Nothing to the high end. Nothing to the middle class. Who better than the poor to pay the tab.
So, he'll cap deductions to a total, say $2500 regardless of what you deduct?
And the math will still come absolutely nowhere close to working.
I donate more than that in money to charities and enviro groups, let alone stuff to Goodwill or any other deductions such as mortgage, education, etc.
Barrys kickin' it.
And Mitt won't borrow any money at all? How does that work? How soon?
He's willing to make the country a loan.
He'll raise money while cutting taxes by magic; it worked for Reagan!
(Wait, Reagan actually created an unprecedented deficit, that only Clinton was able to fix? Let's not let facts get in the way).
Mr. Romney, been there, done that. Sorry.
meowtual funds! Mitts is a cat person. 'splains the dawg.
Oh and Obama has cut spending, lying idiot.
Here comes the Obama storm.
Oh pleaseohpleaseohplease.
No taxes and baby unicorns for all the children, Yay!
Dancing ponies for all!
The Barry is back, thank goodness
right?
While my laptop was starting up, Mitt dissed birds for interfering in an oil project. Has Derrick Wildcat weighed in on this?
Pish posh, a few dead birds…said no coal miner ever
Even Mitt's Grecian Formula appears to be deserting him.
Oh, that's what happened to the Greek economy.
It's the J. Jonah Jameson Effect. http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/spider-man/carto…
Reagan proved deficits don't matter!!!!
Right O, it's not the last 4 years, it's the last 40 years.
Ooooooo… moral obligation to tax the rich!
Dammit, Barry! Take those fucking gloves off!
"I'm ready to sign that bill, right now."
Damn right! Get him, Barry. Get him.
Almost all middle class investment is already through tax-free vehicles like IRAs and 401(k)s. Romney's promise to eliminate that tax is almost completely meaningless. Then everything else was just lies.
Show me the 2009 tax returns.
I think Hopey is channeling William Shatner.
Nice to see that Mitt is going to help that 47 percent he didn't care about a few months ago.
That's my wonky prez. Welcome back, Barry.
Wow, Hofstra must be the white epicenter of New York.
Wrap Mittens own words around his car elevator! Go!
Question was what deductions Romney would cut. Romney didn't answer. Obama doesn't have to answer which gives him running room for … well, I'm just going to watch him run.
Hey — it's not fair to use Mitt's own words against him. If he says it's fair for him to pay lower taxes than someone making .5% of his salary, then that's just a damn lie if the wrong people hear it.
Barry is finally fired up and ready to go! Keep it up.
bamz is quite on fire and is pleasing me.
quite.
pics?
Tie Romney to McConnell. Go, Barry!
What tax plan now?
FTW!
Romney needs to take it easy with this charm offensive.
I am puking from all this charm.
Romney is more offensive than charming.
Can I just say that I'm hearing shades of Jack Kennedy in some of these answers and even the cadence? I'm not gushing; I'm actually hearing this.
Mitt – "No taxes on hedge fund managers!"
Don't listen to what Mittens "says" today listen to his past speeches/stances he is king phoney!
Cut taxes, cut government, cut expectations.
Mitwizard!!!
Exactly! No whining!!!
"I'm not looking to cut taxes for wealthy people" – another bald-faced lie, DRINK!
I'm only gonna drink when Mitt lies and Barry doesn't call him out on it, which is once every 2 minutes.
Small business. Really, Mittens? Eat me.
Yes, there is no consumer demand. The GOP does not support the average American.
http://www.romneytaxplan.com/
It's great to see the DNC finally be clever and funny.
I'm not watching this crap & I'm reading any "Live-Buggery" about it either. I have to go out to buy some damn food before the prices go up again. And will return to watching the ball game like an American when I get back.
"Why do I want to bring rates down" and close deductions? Mitt answers his question by saying that small businesses can keep more of their money. Uh — but if you close loopholes to where they're paying the same amount, then that's not true Mitt. You're either a liar or you know nothing about accounting.
I've been wondering about that for months. What's the point?
OH YES MITTENS CARES SO MUCH ABOUT WOMEN. EAT ME TWICE, MITTENS. No wait, not really.
He's not allowed to eat you. Mormons don't do oral sex.
Um, on the other hand, I…… (loses focus)…
Mitt insists he doesn't want to lower taxes on rich people, but he's offering a f'ing shell game. Their tax rate officially won't change but oddly enough they'll pay a lot less.
That was 6 points. More Republican math.
Egg: math is haaard!!!
S'okay, because it's all Imaginary Numbers…
He wants to freeze the %age the top 5% pays but reduce the amount everyone else pays?
Math not his strong point.
Stuff about "able to hire more" is total, complete and utter bullshit. You hire if you make more profit, that's completely independent of marginal tax rate on profit.
Hey Mitt, the Politburo called. They want their five point plan back.
Cracking down on China?
Yeah right.
I really hate small businesses now!
All of Romney's shit sounds like me-too of what Obama's already doing.
Jobs go because of you Mitt. They go to China.
They also go because we like to buy cheap stuff from communists.
Romney gets another at bat to explain which deductions he'll cut. He swings! And misses again!
Jobs come in, jobs go out, I can't explain that!
Or won't.
Damn, nothing about the taxing capital gains at 0%? Barry, he gave you an opening, rip him to pieces.
Welcome to Columbus, editrx!
Wonkette's comment: "Mitt is kind of a disrespectful sack of finely processed shit right now to everyone."
Amen
Mitt: "I spent my life
inPillaging the Private Sector."hahahahahhaha mitts back to total talking point and canned phrases.
awesome.
Mitt sure does know why jobs "go", he's shipped enough jobs overseas
Mittens is losing & Mittens is pissed, look at Mittens body language!
Jobs are going now because you are shipping them out asshole.
Damn right it's not settled, Mr. President. And, thanks for the set-up, Candy, if even you didn't mean to.
Mitt: How? How? How? How?
"I know how…"
SO FUCKING TELL US. How?
He said "LOOK!"……shooters, all!
Mitt walks like he has someones arm up his ass.
Romney's Lips are Moving.
Barry should spin Mitt's "Five Point Plan" into Mitt's "Five Point Pentagram."
999!
Where were Bam-Bam's balls last time? Bring it president.
Mitt looks psychotic
And listen closely – he's starting to slur his words. I don't think he's drunk, I just think he's tired, and lost his cool.
14%!
Put your hands in your pockets, Mitt you stupid dork.
Stupid dork libel!!!
A trillion dollars here, a trillion there; eventually that adds up to real money.
Oh yeah going after the no specifics and his tax rate, smack him again Barry.
And keep smacking.
Go, Barry, go!
And Obama points out that Romney doesn't pay his own taxes, awesome.
Romney is squinting. He's pissed.
It looks like its taking every ounce of strength for mitt to keep that smile on his face.
A cut of 20% is much better for someone at the 35% rate than a person at the 15% rate.
Where are Mitt's eyes? It's like they curled into the back of his head leaving empty slits.
Big bird!
Drink!
"Big Bird." Chugging.
RomneyBot is trying to smile but his face just can't make the lips and cheeks move into position. It's kinda creepy. I may need to gouge my eyes out (again).
Obama's been taking lessons from Biden's performance. Talking to the audience? Good idea!
"You cannot debate a man who is willing to lie…" Newt Gingrich said in January — but you CAN make him lose his cool.
"lose his cool"
Romney is the Fonzie of Repubican cool.
Big Bird! Migratory Birds! WHAT HAS ROMNEY GOT AGAINST BIRDS?
Kick ass, Bamz!!
Nice to slide in the Big Bird and Planned Parenthood bit.
How can Romney have spent his entire life in the private sector and still have been governor of a state?
Nice "Mr. Businessman" bit!
Righteously "Angry Black Man" FTW.
Sketchy deal! Now you've hit your stride!
Etch-a-sketchy.
go barry go.
(what's awesome is my house is open – the weather if fine here – and all my neighbors can here me cheering barry and shrieking at miffed. this is fine as i'm in chicago).
Me too – all my GOP neighbors in the OC can hear me cheer. I'll gladly listen to their tears!
Sketchy deal! I'm singing hallelujah from the choir loft here
Romney smirks. Maybe Fox news will freak out.
ooooh Mitt's tax rates being 14% – god I love this. Go go go go go. Talking bout defunding Big Bird and Planned Parenthood and paying 15% less than most Americans? DAMN! I am waiting on Mitt to throw down his mic and yell about how he doesn't have to take this shit.
"you wouldn't have taken such a sketchy deal"
BOO-YA!
What about that home interest deduction?
Hey, is it just me or did someone add a punch effect to 'Bammerz' spiel there?
OOh math, goody.
I ran mathematicians. I know how to do that.
Mitt cannot BELIEVE that someone would try to moderate HIS debate!
Nice frustrated impatient shrug, Mitt. Why don't you just tell Candy to shut up and listen to you?
Barry hit him with Big Bird! Love it!
Of Course they add up, Mitt says condescendingly to Candy.
Fuck you, pig.
I was someone who ran businesses…into the ground. FTFY, governor.
Oh he is so full shit it is starting come through the TV
I ran the cocklympics.
Oh thank you, Lord, Mitt is being an ass.
As president, I will change the corollaries of arithmetic.
Mitt: I ran businesses! Trust me. Really, no, I don't.
Of course they add up (you silly woman) sez Romney.
"I AM SOMEONE!"
“Of course they add up.” So smug.
If, just possibly if, the numbers don't add up…
Of COURSE the numbers add up, I am Mittbot!
Stutter stutter sputter stutter. I I I Balanced the budget for the OLYMPICS MOTHERFUCKERS. OH Mitt is on his heels! Kick him again PresO!
Ran the Olympics on that dirty, filthy gummit money.
"Foreign"
Drink.
Mitt just dropped "Foreign"
Bastard
Yeah, balanced it by outsourcing jobs to China, Indonesia, India, etc, etc….
"I ran the Olympics." "I ran the state of Mass." You're unqualified, shitbag.
I thought he spent his entire life in the private sector. Make your mind up, Rmoney.
"Ran business" into the ground, & destroyed the "little people"! Hey Mitt what is your real plan??? Specifics please?
Called Obama a foreigner!
Mitt said "foreign." drink.
Flustered Mormon Alert! Flustered Mormon Alert! Floundering!
Willard got to imply that Barry is foreign! Drink!
"If I told you my real plan, I'd have to kill you!"
Eh, he will anyway. Us olds and 47%ers.
Ooooooh! CNN did *NOT* like Mitt's "of course it adds up" quip.
Romney bragging about his experience balancing budgets. But he cannot answer the simple question of how he will do it.
i RAN BUSINESSES YOU DUMB BITCH! no,,,,I'm not crying. Leave me alone!
Greece! Take a shot, everyone!
Ouzo! Where's the damned ouzo?
Greece! The Gingrichs love Greece!
"I ran the Olympics (with huge federal subsidies) and balanced the budget"
"I ran businesses (into the ground and made huge profits!)"
!!!!
Can't believe he's still touting that Olympic . Fed Bailout.
This is excruciating and what we think doesn't really matter because this comes down to the post show punditry and the undecideds. OMG FUCK MITTENS.
"Of course they add up." I just won't tell you how. "
Mitt can't do the Math, because there's a big-ass "???" in there.
In scientific terms; "Magic Happens."
I believe it's "and then a miracle occurs"
"I know what it takes to balance budgets — I've done it all my life"
All we need to do is pillage three countries a year for the next eight years and we're set.
You're offsetting the reductions – with what? You still haven't said what you'll cut, asshole.
After Spain complained about it, he went after Greece.
jesus this is a clusterfuck
Mister Governor you are an Insufferable Asshole.
10 to 16 trillion has a lot to do with off-book expenditures by the previous administration.
Road to Greece! Where's Bob Hope and Bing Crosby?
Greece is the word, is the word that you heard
It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
Greece is the time, is the place, is the motion
Greece is the way we are feeling…
Try to bully Mitt. Candy ain't havin' it.
Sit down, you ignorant slut.
CAT FIGHT!
Ha! ran the olympics with unprecedented public funds.
Oh, Romney has a Sad, everyone! Take another shot!
Did anyone else hear the sad trombone there?
YES, IT IS A FUCKING 5 TRILLION DOLLAR TAX CUT, YOU FUCKING ROBOTIC DILDO!!!
He knows what takes to balance budget, Fuck you Mitt, you bankrupted companies after you take your fee douche bag.
I love Candy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw
Her hair looks nice.
"A bucket for every American! And a pot to piss away your deductions in!"
Oh yeah, war on women time!
Please Mitt, give us a memorably dickish quote for a nice ad!
I think it was Candy Crowley NOT Martha Radizz that went to Prez's wedding! Candy is really protecting Prez & Candy is trouncing on Mittens! Bwaaaaaaa!
I know who's going to come out ahead with this question.
"Road to Greece" – Greece is being forced to enact austerity budgets, which is what Mitt wants to do.
I signed the Lily Ledbetter act and this dick didn't even know what that was when asked about it – ask me about equality in the workplace some more, girl, please, I am begging you.
I'm really glad I'm with you guys right now. B. Barry Bamz is BACK ON THE GOVERNMENT TEAT, and by "government teat" I mean "kicking Romney's lillywhite ass."
The audience is looking a little uncomfortable, don't you think?
The audience looks like those ceramic Chinese soldiers they dug up.
Get it real, Barry. Talk about your mom and grandma. Hey Mitt? Got anything? No, I didn't think so.
God bless Tuts!
It's Ledbetter time!
I'M MITT ROMNEY AND I'M THE REAL MITT ROMNEY, THE OTHER MITT ROMNEYS ARE JUST MASTURBATING
I believe Mr. Obama took President Bartlett's advice
Lily Ledbetter. Bamz helped build that.
Let's talk about the American jobs going overseas from the Sensata Technologies plant in Freeport, Illinois, shall we?
True that.
oh MORE barry on target.
he should mention that paul ryan voted against LL act.
Barry knows: Chicks Rule!
Romney is SO RUDE! Does he have Tourette syndrome?
I think it's the meth/crack cocktail.
Wish this Obama had showed up a few weeks ago at Denver. Of course it helps that Asshole Romney showed up tonight.
If I was an undecided lady this yay women talk here would woo the votes right out of me.
And pissed off a lot of the financial bigwigs.
Calling Willard on his Pell grant bullshit. Yeah.l.
Romney said "I ran the Olympics and balanced the budget." Yes, with $1.5 billion bailout from the federal government.
"In every walk of life we will not tolerate discrimination"
Why is President Obama a racist?
Mitt seems like he has a tight ass, and not in the good way-I wonder how he farts without exploding.
Will Fox accuse Romney of being drunk after this?
I wanna see Fox goons get Rmoney drunk.
Romney's forced smile was so disrespectful. And his non-sequitor answers. Plus interrupting. If the VP debate taught us anything, the Fox doctor will diagnose dementia.
Ya know, as far as equality goes, my wife has never worked, and I find it works better like that. Let's do more of that.
Mitt doesn't discriminate — he's given thousands of jobs to Chinese people.
"I love you Women"
MItt's mom was a single mom doing secretarial work, too.
oh so now Mitt is for affirmative action?
Bullshit Mitt time! Cannot verify this bullshit Mitt "women cabinet" story. I want to see the video/audio!
It is a lie, actually.
http://blog.thephoenix.com/BLOGS/talkingpolitics/…
MITT ROMNEY DID QUOTAS!!!!!!!
Affirmative Asshole.
My first thought. Take that wingnuts. (Although, who am I kidding. They were taught with A Beka books.)
Bring it with the women Barry.
Oh, Mitt learned a great deal about women? How about IF THEY'RE RAPED AND GET PREGNANT, SHITBAG??
I have a binder full of women
I used to have a binder full of women, but now I download them from the Internet.
Here he goes with his administration in MA. So very personal and heartfelt of you, governor. lol He could have totally talked about his mom's run for the Senate, but he goes back to his governorship in MA. Tone deaf bastard is tone deaf.
Tone Def is his rap name.
Binders full of women. Got to get me some of that!
Send me a binder full of women, please.
Mitt likes girls, YAY! (And allows them to make dinner. Uh, thanks.)
A BINDER FULL OF WOMEN!
"I disguised myself as a woman for a year to discover their secrets…."
Binders of women! Actual binders!
50 shades of soooooo wrong….
Binders full of women!!! Only a fucking douche bag frat boy would say something that stupid
"Gee whilikers, where the women at?"
"In the binders governor Romney."
Keep talking about your time as a Governor, Mitt. How come you didn't run for a second term?
Mitt hired women because he paid them 70% of the man's pay.
Also, Massachusetts has free tampon machines in the ladies' rooms.
Mitt Romney doesn't hate women, really! Dick. And he's not talking about any policy, just his own experience.
A binder full of flexible women would be nice, as well.
Romney story about women is that he knew none and so he needed a "women's group" to help find him the women. LOL
That was pretty much what he said, wasn't it! So he had to send his girl out to find some binders full of women.
What crap — Mitt made dinner? Credibility gone.
"Binders full of women" alright that's a take-away for me. Mitt channeling inner old Mormon.
Mittens looks a little discombobulated, tryin' to talk about women and all.
Whole binders full of women! How exciting.
Obama has appointed women to the Supreme Court. Shut the fuck up, Mitt.
Thomas has binders full of highly qualified women.
Binder full of pr0n
Boring robot story. How are you going to do it?
We're going to have so many jobs – our employers will have NO CHOICE but to settle for a dumb woman to hire!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh oh Willard Whoppers coming out.
Romney says he likes women. His big policy idea: flextime. Sounds like socializm.
I loved the "flex time" bit. Like he just thought it up himself. Hey Robo-Mitt, us binders-full of women were doing flex-time back in the '70s.
He doesn't even try to understand this planet's strange human ways, does he?
Totally, utterly, completely not answering the question.
Could the hair dye be leaking into his brain, or does he just need a drink? He sounds like a raving loon.
And those are cocaine eyes if I have ever seen them.
Romney is losing when he gabbles on with a bunch of anecdotes about how he knew some women once.
Some of his friends also own women. Like himself.
Fuck! Yes women need flexible hours because they have to work and make my sandwiches!! Fucking Mitt.
An economy so strong that even women will get jobs.
WIN
That's EXACTLY what he's saying.
Where's Romney? All I see is this boring accountant.
Employers will only be anxious to hire women if they can't find any men, eh Mitt?
FUCK YOU!
I do believe Romney just got out his shovel and started digging his grave on equity for women.
Women will be able to keep more of what they earn because their birth control will be unavailable.
And they will have more children so QED.
Mitt: "We want to make an economy so strong that employers are looking for employees."
Oh hey industrialists — Mitt's going to make labor more expensive. Happy?
That would give "You want this job, don't you?" an entirely different non-Cain meaning.
"While the economy's weak, men need the pay, Ladies! When the economy is growing, we'll leave some cash for you on the dresser."
Will they take a check?
Debit cards, cash or get the fuck outta here.
I think Barry's On His Game tonight and getting in solid hits. Mitt's trying to sell it but I don't think his act's going over as well as the last time.
ROMNEY PLAN http://twitpic.com/b4sgc7
Mitt's "debatus interruptus" tactic is getting on my nerves (yells again at TV)!.
Dog has already slunk off, no matter how many times I tell her it's not her that I am mad at.
If you looked up sociopath in the dictionary, you'd see the definition of a sociopath. Which is what Mitt Romney is.
Is that what that crazed-eyed stare is about?
'Kay,
Is it just me, or did Romney run his mouth without actually saying a single thing just now?
For a change?
Which question?
Oh yeah, AOT,K.
And Ann pays the help equally by tossing a bag of money to them to share regardless of their lack of color or lack of sex.
"IF you're going to have women in the workforce"?!?!?!?!
IF?!?!
Sorry, Mittens, but 98% of the women of the country are not sister wives/Mormon women who are discouraged from working.
Hear that, bitches? If employers want to hire us, they have to be flexible.
"I know what it takes! I do! Really! I'm gonna help women get work!"Look at him shaking.
and we'll do it by paying them 72% of what a man would make!
bamz needs to come back with biden's comment: he may be personally generous but his policies SUCK.
Can't we find some women that are qualified?_Condescending Asshole.
I guessing that he underperformed on that.
That was my immediate response.
Stench is on line memorization now. Not working.
He's trying to win the audience, not the nation.
This is good.
“I know what it takes!”
DRINK
Mitt loves his binders of women so much he will give them $50 off their first transvaginal probe.
He knows what a working economy looks like, in Shanghai.
jesus, that smarmy fuck's smile is really making me stabby tonight.
I have had to put all the kitchen knives in the garage. Flat screen teebees and dogs don't take kindly to stabby me.
I've buried all my knives in the garden.
Ryan washed a pan ergo we understand women.
It's not just for sluts.
Kids- graduating from college, with PhD's, building the fuck outta the world…..kids. get off romney's lawn, kids.
Hey, little girl!
Comb your hair, fix your make up…
Ooooo, binders and binders of women!
Slut vote!
I will! I promise!
Yes! Barry brings up birth control!
And now Obama goes on the offensive on birth control and abortion; it's great the Dems have finally realized this is a winning issue and not something to shrink away from.
The way Obama is navigating the questions to get to the points he missed in the first debate is nothing short of masterful.
How is contraceptive coverage a jobs issue? Why, women can't even become successful homemakers as a career unless they've had a few kids.
Did Mitt just say he skipped over qualified men to hire women? Is that a hiring quota?
9:38 PM: There is a question about women in a presidential debate that’s not about what men want for dinner? Huh?
That is why I cook dinner.
Haaaarumph!
I'M NOT WATCHING OR LISTENING. I will let my Wonkados sort it out. along with the weed and beers
Shout out for Planned Parenthood. THANK YOU BARRY.
Good sticking up for Planned Parenthood, thank you thank you thank you
"Not just women's issues, they're family issues, economic issues."
Can I get an amen?
Romney will put all you women in binders and put you on his staff? That's just gross.
It's a short staff.
And blinders, too.
And Planned Parenthood rocks; I donated to them before I got laid off, so should everyone who can afford to.
Hey, America, remember how terrible Republicans are now?
Aaammmennn.
Yay PLANNED PARENTHOOD. http://www.plannedparenthood.org/donate (probably)
Ohhhh! Daughters against sons crack, good one!
"These are not just women's issues. These are family issues." THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT.
Love it – not women's issues, but human issues.
Barry's reminding everyone about Romney and the Republican's ACTUAL POLICY STATEMENTS on Women's rights issues.
That's really hitting below the belt.
It's ok, there's nothing down there.
Not into rebutting that one, heh Mitt?
Oh, shit! This question is EPIC.
'Bout damned time!
whoa, a bush reference from a questioner. got to see this…
Tell me, Weimar Germany, can I trust you?
"I've got daughters, he's got sons. Of course he doesn't want you worrying your little head!"
Kid Zoom wonders where this Barry was two weeks ago.
I do too…but damn, am I glad he showed up tonight!
Given the short-term memory of the populace, this works to our advantage.
i say again, kid zoom needs his own column on wonkette.
Question blaming Bush! OH … OH … OH.
Oooo, make him distance himself from W. Good one!
GREAT QUESTION, LADY WITH GLASSES!
BUSH's FAULT-DRINK!
"I only have 17 of 24 Bush staff–right now"
NO TAKE BACKS!
Well-designed question. So Rmoney will dodge it.
Republicans suck!
Good question.
I love he is trying to duck the Bush question.
Good question. Welcome to New York, asshole.
This.
Is.
Cockblock for bamz!
Editz- cLockbloc
Bush? Who's she talking about?
Whine before answering Mitt.
Taking every side of all issues.
Ha! That's not a loaded question!
I saw a black person in the audience…drink!
Bringin' up Bush!! That was one hell of a shiv of a question, Lady! Nice job!
W W W! Oh yeah, Mitt REAAALLLY appreciates that lady brought up George W, that's why he wanted to go back and talk about the LAST question.
Uh-oh. Bitch brings up the "Bush" thing. Go on with your bad self, Mittster.
oh, he's avoiding the question! and lying about contraception!
Gee — when asked about Dubya, Mitt chooses to answer the last question again.
The name no one dares to speak.
Libertarian Mitt! Who are you tonight Mitt?
OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!
shementionedbush omg
We really should have the scab NFL refs moderate a debate.
Didn't they in the Warren/Brown Senate debate?
Katz just jammered this kid.
Time!, drink (for Elizabeth Warren)
I've been waiting for the Bush question for the ENTIRE campaign.
Holy shit what a fucking liar., it is amazing.
Oh god, he's totally got that Deer-in-the-Headlights expression!
You want to talk about Bush? OK, let me talk about women.
WTF. MITT CANNOT STOP CHANGING POSITIONS.
well to be fair, one time, one of them might work?
Did Romney just say that an employer cannot say whether you use contraceptive or not? He just lost K-Lo's vote.
Oh yes, let's bring up good old Dubya, just what Willard wants to hear.
President Bush and I are different people. He only had a four point plan. And he did not have any show horses.
You know who else had a five point plan?
Amalgamated Pentagram?
Shoes For Industry?
Oblio?
The Sudentenland?
Lenin?
Chairman Mao?
The kulaks?
Mitt differs from GWB in that Mitt doesn't have Cheney's hand directly up his ass although Norquist's, Rove's, and the Koches' hands ARE up there
and declaring war on China!
Romney is not W because of technology, and because he'll be a dick to China too. Right.
"I appreciate question which is why I'm not going to answer it."
Mitt: "President Bush and I are different people — and these are different times."
I, for instance, would keep 20,000 troops in Iraq, where Dubya would've forgotten about them entirely.
Crack down on China? How?
More NAFTAs!
"Well, on the question of women, I defer to that fine New Yorker, some of you may know him, Ralph Kramden, who often said 'Bang, zoom, to the moon, Alice.' Hah, hah."
Arab Venezuelan birth control, WHAAA????
Uh oh!!!!!! NEVER CRITICIZE another REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm waiting for Mitt to say '999' instead of 'mah 5 point plan.'
Romney is so RUDE! He must be a dick. Or drunk. Or an asshole.
Oh shit, I'm one of these.
magic underwear are pulled up way too tight.
Mitt will turn America into Love Canal/China, choking on toxic smoke in every corner of this country! No regulations on anything!
Did he just refer to "the Arabs"?
That comment won't go down well in Dearborn, MI.
balanced budget my ass!
Go Mitt! Diss Gee-Dubya! Love it.
How is Romney different from George Bush? The question is, how are Romney's Advisers and Staff different from George Bush's
The answer – they're not.
Plus I loved my dad, Bush didn't.
They both have the exact same Daddy issues; that worked so well the second time around (the first being John Quincy Adams, and I don't know enough about that period to have an opinion on his Presidency).
Beacuse my dad is dead.
What?! Since when was Bain a SMALL business?!?!
Every April 15.
I'm waiting to see how Barry winds this up. He could bury Romney with this question.
OKAY FINE!!!!! CC and Audience. Go ahead. Ask good questions.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
You'd better sleep next to a bucket tonight.
tile floor. sliding glass door. squeegee
Small BUSINESS like Bain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bain = Donut Shop?????
Bain Capital was a teeny little business.
Like a titmouse.
Teeny little business with a teeny little office in the Cayman Islands.
WTF is Mitt talking about? What are these new magical energy sources that will lead to energy independence in 5 years?
It's a static electricity engine. Paul lent him one of his books.
Some way to harness the hot air Romney generates?
Well, he still believes in cold fusion, so that should help.
My tax cuts will kick Bush tax cuts ' azz!
No No NO! I'm not a Bushy Repub! I'm DIFFERENT! Well right now at this moment, anyway.
Romney is saying Bush sucked… Ha!
How is Mittens different from Bush? Great fookin' question! Segues to 5 point plan and energy policy. WTF????!!! I hope that lady was listening, because the answer is, not to bloody much.
bain capital is not a small business.
just sayin'
What…wait…what…small business? Help…what did he just say?
I don't think Mitt Romney actually is listening to anything he's saying right now.
Why would he?
It's not like he means any of it.
i was wondering how he was responding in the moments of 'mitt not talking'.
But about the actual question Governor…
"I came through small business!" HAAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
Romney says the GOP is too connected to big business! Hahaha neat.
Mitt in bed with Westgate Resorts people, nail him with that one Prez!
Five points of light.
Once again, jobs in China, Indonesia, India, etc…
Stepped out for a smoke. Did Mitt lie or be a douche while I was gone?
When the fuck did Romney have a small business?
I know how to make jobs happen. I'm not going to tell you, though, because then I'd have to kill you.
"Deficits don't matter." – Dick Cheney.
Lying sack of crap, Willard, the only thing you know about small businesses is crushing them.
Small business of millionaires a la Bain capital.
Anyone drinking on "I know how to…" isn't going to survive the night.
ye,,biil…ohhh, <whump>
How come if Republicans are so pro-small business they don't just create a tax category that only covers small businesses and make it mandatory that they use that category to file? Then all their pro-small-business ideas can actually go just to small business and not just use them as an excuse.
Oh — ha ha — that question just answered itself — nevermind.
Mitt is troubled by ObamaCare? It's Romneycare for God's sake!
What's the difference between Dubya and Willard?
Their names.
Bain Capital, Small Business!
Tell it Bam-Bam. 'bout time.
barry is way on his game.
round #3 is going to be ugly.
Mitt Mr. Toxic Smoke, Mr. China! Go Prez!
Governor Romney was, in fact, made in China.
A proud Foxconn product.
The audience laughed again. This thing is over. He has the audience on his side. Game over, man.
There's a guy in the camera hole with a machine gun. If Mitt's elected, we'll all get one of those.
Only one?
He is a moderate conservative after all.
Sensata time?
Good O, talk about the "Winner Take All Economy" and Mitt will insure that it continues.
Gubberner, you are the last person to not fuck china in the ass.
Hallelujah, Mitt's the last person who'll get though on China! Sing it Barry!
About motherfuckin' time Barry called out Mitt on China!
"You the LAST muthafucker gonna get tough on China." Flurry of combos from Hopey.
Oh God, he's turning Bush on Willard. Oh god, oh god oh god…O-gasming…
Gaaahhhh! Barry got a golden opportunity to tie Romney to Bush and is doing a half-assed job of it.
"governor, you are the last person to go after China". Needs to be sampled with beats…
Self deportation! Zing.
Self-deportation!
OH FUCK YEAH, making Bush look BETTER than Romney. EXCELLENT EXCELLENT strategy. Man I love this.
That was very, very well done.
God, Fakakta, it's like all the hopes we had for the first debate. YES!!
So happy to see my Hussein O. back. Kill him softly, Barry. You the man.
Obama is kicking Romney's butt tonight. "Romney's more extreme than Bush on social policy."
GO BARRY! Kick that honky's spotty ass.
Sorry Prez…that last was incoherent.
Romney seems to have stopped interrupting. Maybe he realized he was coming off as a giant dick.
Obama on Bush v Romney. Am I dreaming about how great this is going?
You are not.
No.
I'll have to wait until the pundits tell me who won.
You're a well trained plebe.
from hearing the radio, bamz is such a slam dunk it makes me think he really did throw debate #1.
I'm sure Mittens misspoke, he has closed many many small business's to pay for hisrcar elevator
I have bizarre ideas of what Romney might provide me.
Romney would give you the good ole days of Charles Dickens' England.
I am late to this party. Have their been fisticuffs?
Actually, yes.
Very early on, nearly. And then Romney saw that he wasn't going to be able to bully the president and moderate, again, and slinked back to his chair with his tail between his legs.
and now he's stammering a lot
I killed Osama, bitches! Hell yeah.
Osama bin Laden is dead. Drink.
BIN LADEN IS DEAD
Wait. Jesse's peeing smack?
OBL dead. Drink!!!
I think the CNN crawl on undecided voters is one woman in Keokuk asleep on the sofa and a guy in Boca Raton with an old Playboy trying to get it hard enough to fap.
Marcellus Wallace just got to ask a question! This shit is rigged!
Does he look like a bitch?
What!?!?
I promised not to put whites in camps and I haven't.
I can't wait to hear Mitt talk to the black guy. $50 bucks if he asks him for a shine
Wait! Osama is dead? Did Mitt do it?
"Osama bin Laden is dead"
Oh, yeah, baby!!!
No more insurance companies jerking you around!
(I half-heard "dicking you around…")
Prez get into your heart and out of your head Puleaze! Talk about 45,000 people dying per year from not having health insurance! Channel your inner Bill Clinton pleaze!
Barry is off the de-caf. Good.
Axelrod had the secret service guys slip him some cigarettes when Michelle wasn't looking.
To be fair, Mitt's approach to debate rules is consistent with his view on all rules- they are for losers.
Mittens is Obama's bitch tonight! Yaaaaay!
Me too!
Maybe Lehrer just creeped him out.
The yanks just sent for their third pitcher. Are the Repubs warming up a reliever for Mitt?
Barry is a lot better at handling the "I'm black and disappointed" questions than he was a couple of years ago.
Barry hasn't said "uh" or "um" once I think.
I noticed that too.
Sit down, Mitt.
"Me too Mitt!" Bwaaaaaaaa!
Siddown Willard!
romneycare WIN.
Mitt Romney, the "Me Too" President.
Nice hit.
I'm falling in love again.
This is the Barry we know and love. Biden must have taken for a drive in the Trans Am to amp him up.
They should have to hand each other the mic.
Then there's the opportunity for a drop-the-mic moment!
There would be blood.
I will not drink Mitt's milkshake.
Oh my God, that would've been great.
Not to blow your minds, Debate World, but there is more than one black man on Long Island.
Beware of the unknown Gordon Geccko America!
Romney is depressing me!
Man, if I was sexy and black and articulate and charismatic and really well-educated and informed and less drunk, I could totally do a better job than Obama! Come on!
Elect PresO and you know what you're going to get – elect me and who the fuck KNOWS what I'll say/do/pretend next?
Yes, a repeat of the last four years, mitt, might bring us back to wholeness. Jerkoff.
I think you know that rich white men have historically been on your side, so vote for me, Mitt Romney.
All that will echo in my head all night is "Me Too." That was fuckin' brilliant.
also: the number DO ADD UP.
Romney: stop smiling you little jerk – BE MISERABLE!!!!
He doesn't lose anything if he loses the race, he is still rich on the backs of the working men and women in this country.
hey, I just got here, late to the party (as usual). Would someone fill me in on how it's going for our main man Barry? Another fucking disaster? Barry is back?
Yeah Mitt, take it to those Republicans in congress who blocked so much of what Obama wanted to do!
FUCKYOUMITTHE DIDN'T DOUBLE THE FUCKINGDEFICIT!!11
Shut up Mitt, Affordable Care Act does not start until 2014!
Lie of the century– Medicare and SS on the road to bankruptcy. This lie is responsible for more disengagement of young people from the civic sphere than any other, and it just makes me sees red every time I hear it.
Also doubling the deficit – Bush's last was $1.3T, this year's is $1.1T.
Deficit/debt….. werds, they mater.
Romney's list of what Obama hasn't done sounds petty compared to what Obama's list of accomplishments.
I'm about to walk out if Barry doesn't fight this shit back.
Nope, cockblocking Congress had nothing to do with Barry not keeping his promises.
"The middle class is being crushed, but not like what I'll do. Vote for me!"
Mitt said Obama promised to reform Social Security? What? Social Security is solvent until 2037 and is the least urgent program in need of reform, and I don't remember him every saying this. What rot.
And this whole "The middle class is getting crushed" meme is being repeated so many times that it seems like it's the only idea Mitt's come up with.
Where do I get a copy of "The Entire Record"
Romney getting beat so bad he's about to cry.
FOOD STAMPS!
Look at all the shitty pop music that's come out since he was in office.
haha
Taylor Swift libel. I approve that message.
I think Romney will need a drink after this.
Mittens is sweating.
"And another five bajillion blah blah blah and yo who let the dogs out."
When the prez is talking, Mitt has an expression on his face like he is being repeatedly kicked in the nuts.
hahahaha looky, Obama from debate one came back as Whitey McRichperson!
Romney is laughably bad I'm waiting for him to shout "Live from New York. It's Saturday Night!".
Obama looks like someone lit a fire under his ass & Romney looks slimier than ever.
Seeing him play the tiny violin for the American middle class = funniest thing I've seen all day.
Wait!!! I thought Romney LIKED regulations!!!!!
And food stamps rock; of course Mitt uses them as a dogwhistle-y insult.
Yeah, thank God that those people actually had a bit of support to help them.
This debate must be going well for Barry, because I haven't had the overwhelming urge to start breaking furniture at all yet.
Yes, that's my Metric. I learned it during the last Bush administration.
I learned it during the Reagan Administration.
I had a higher tolerance back then. Also didn't watch TV, much.
Hey candidates, sew up my vote by vowing to hang some goddam banksters.
Ronnie Reagan drink!
Ronald Reagan. Drink.
Reagan! Drink!
Obama is giving those black people food stamps! As a GOOD black, you don't like that, right?
RONALD REAGAN!!! DRINK, EVERYONE!!!!
Obama's making Romney sweaty.
Nixon libel!
He certainly makes me sweaty.
Mitt: Ronald Reagan's recovery created twice as many jobs…
Oh — Reagan raised taxes most years in his administration, right?
Reagan!
And then Reagan raised taxes.
Jerbs for babies naow!1!
Reagan Boom happened in part after '82 tax increases! Mention that, Obama. Pleasepleaseplease…
Reagan's recession was tiny compare with the great recession!
Romney GETTING DESPERATE!!! Going to ask about birth certificates next!
I'm still absorbing how he didn't answer the question about equal pay. He's going to "support" women in the workplace…hey, dude, polygamy is over, it's all about Lillie Whatshername…do you think womyn were paying attention to that?
And who has a chicken in every pot these days I'd like to know?
Does anyone eat boiled chicken?
Does a chicken stuffed with Pot count?
uh oh, mitt stuttered. plus he's repeating himself. reboot!
"Not keeping up with population growth" – complete lies.
Romney's starting to be as coherent as Clint Eastwood.
Romney, you poor fuck.
If they Repugs in the state houses would stop firing public sector workers unemployment would be a couple of points lower.
Jeez Ronald Rayguns economic recovery was done with a 50% top tax rate, and Raygun put in place the largest tax increase in American History with tax act of 1986.
"All those people on food stamps wouldn't happen under my administration with our 'Hungry kids? Tough Shit' plan to make the poorz more boot-strap-pulley."
Reagan Recession!
Drink!
He keeps saying the same shit.
47 million people on food stamps=47 million families that had dinner tonight that otherwise would not have.
And the Medicare, SS going bankrupt canard goes unchallenged again. Why is this bullshit just accepted without question?
Arrest them!
I hope Lorraine has a question about lesbian bondage shows and how Republicans feel about them.
Depends.
CANDY: 'gov don't go away.'
]actually asshat, PLEASE go away.
What's your Hispanic name again?
Somebody did not oil up Rombot very well. His movements are not very smooth.
Never mind, its my bad connection.
Peggy Noonan has problems with those names too.
Thosssse argarian wide eyed shiney immigrantzzzzzzzz, pour me anotha hot toddy, Jeeeevesssss!
DEPORT THE BROWN PEOPLE! Unless they're wearing self tanner.
Dammit.
"Your papers, please."
I'm practically a gay Latina myself. Love and Rockets!
Luba would whack him with her hammer.
Is she from the busty peasant stories or the lesbian robot repair stories?
My Mexican Daddy. Drink.
Even Mitt knows he fucked up the Latino woman's name.
Er … ah .. lemme think here…
Lorain, delorean, whateve your weirdass name is, I think you mojados contribute a lot!
Holy shit! Mitt's head is twice as big as Barry's!
Unfortunately for him, that does not translate into brain size.
Lorraine, let me step back so my thugs can check your papers.
1st question on immigration in 3 debates!
Mitt: "Lorraine I don't know who you are, but I'm calling security."
Messican, Mitt? BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!
Something is not right here. Where are they finding Latina, Jewish, and black undecided voters?
They're Republican staff members.
Lawn Guyland. Hofstra's close to Queens.
Exactly. There are none. They know the deal.
You know Mitt and his Nazi henchmen will build that fence!
His answer to the brown lady is not condescending at all…
Immigration!! Self deport!!!
"This is a Nation of Immigrants, but I can't have them landscaping my lawn. I'm running for office, for Pete's sake!"
Come to America!!!!! Get a Visa!!! Or a Mastercard!
Capital crosses borders freely. Goods cross borders freely. People should be able to cross borders freely. FUCK "illegal" immigration. The entire concept is hateful.
His dad was born in Mexico because Mitt's grandfather fled this country so he could practice polygamy.
Mitt sends his money out of the country. His grandpa sent his pussies.
Welsh immigrant! Ann is just like you! Ha what?
"I want our legal system to work better." And I want Alison Brie to show up at my door wearing nothing but a mischievous smile. Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see what fills up first.
Get ready to show your papers at all times Americans if you elect slimey liar Mitt!
"A green card stapled to their diploma" And how will you pay for these staples, Mitt? Huh? How?
Does Bain own Staples?
My dad was born in Mexico, wore serapes and sombreros, and drove a low-rider. Ole!
Going to send them all home Willard.
"Loraina, I'm running for office here for petes sake"
Working in the mines could be another.
No drivers licenses for Mexicans!!!!!!
Don't need a lawyer to immigrate legally, I'm living proof.
Also too, green cards for grads? Then don't promise to veto the DREAM act!
No Immigrant Magnets? Immigrants are made of Ferrous metals?
Make the fence a copper coil — free electricity!
That's the irony.
DE-GAUSS!! DE-GAUSS!! DE-GAUSS!!
Anchor Babies!
Michelle Malkin Libel!!1!
"I would suck Illegals back across the border with giant magnets."
UM, Mitt, you officially oppose the DREAM act and are directly contradicting that now.
That's why he's Mitt.
jesus I hate that fucker. Barry, you gotta win, for our futures!!
DEMOCRAT HOUSE DEMOCRAT SENATE DEMOCRATTTTTT
Cut him some slack. He didn't say "demon rat".
But their parents should drive around without licenses.
Honestly, Mitt has been babbling all. night. long.
Democrat(ic). Drink.
Um, he didn't answer her question??
What? Mitt's in favor of the DREAM act? Oh no — I guess military service isn't quite the same thing. Hey Mitt — do you think we should make citizenship contingent on military service? Could you answer in French, please?
Military service was part of DREAM.
Romney's for immigrant cannon fodder. Nice.
How do we track immigrants if we don't give 'em driver's licenses?
Microchips?
Mmmmmm…with salsa?
Edit. MICRO-SALSA?
Yes, microchips in their pit bulls. But of course, I'm only talking about Puerto Ricans, Italians and the Welsh.
Playing right into Barry's hands. Follow the breadcrumbs, Hansel.
Jesus, HE SAID HE'D VETO THE DREAM ACT! Mitt = LIAR!
mitt, darling, this 'when the pres first ran for.. and promised…' not working for you baby. different tactic needed.
kisses, love you, lunch next week?
Fuck, can I call you Lori?
Lying about the Dem super majority.
mittbot> rm -r *
Operation complete.
"Illegal immigrants' kids can go fight our wars if they wanna be True Americans!" ~ Romney in a nutshell
Mitt's supporting the Dream Act? Do the people who pay him know this?
Here we go. Immigration. Hit me back yo!
We are a nation of wretched refuse.
Brings up a local landmark.
Boy, he's hitting on all cylinders tonight, isn't he? He's saying more in one sentence than Romney is saying in entire paragraphs.
i noticed that too – and was thinking how great it was.
Romney,
First of all, you can't STOP illegal Immigration, and second of all I fail to see how Illegal Immigration has a single iota of influence on the number of Legal Immigrants allowed into this country.
Romney: a driver's license is a magnet for illegal immigrants! He's floundering.
Seize all children of illegals and force them into the military from age 6 and up!
Romney hates the question about immigration. Hate, hate, hate. Ann was wretched refuse from Wales?
A Democrat House. I hate you so much.
We threw out more illegalz than Bush did!
"Democrat" house "Democrat" senate? Really?
Another dog whistle to the crazies
It shouldn't bother me, but it REALLY does.
Zactly.
I'll take it in January ;)
Democrat Speaker! Smash!
I loath that bs.
I'm always hoping someone will answer "Do you say 'Democrat Party' because you're hard of hearing or retarded?"
I sincerely hate the refresh option thing at this site.
yup
I'm trying a new tactic–click on the page before, then scroll down and click the next page. Much faster!
I use Last Activity and speed read. No next page needed.
Just scroll up & hit "Last Activity" Faster.
Immigration policy is not the President's strong point, unfortunately. He did have to wind down the war in Afghanistan and stop the economy from imploding completely but it still bugs a lot of people.
WE NEVER HAD A FUCKING SUPERMAJORITY YOU LYING FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!! NOT EVEN A MAJORITY WITH FUCKING JOE LEIBERMAN!
Maybe I'm doin' it wrong.
Say what you will about Obama, he wants to go after immigration reform. Motherfucker isn't avoiding the big issues — healthcare, Iraq, Osama, Gitmo, torture, amnesty for children carried into the country. Mitt? He'd let as much shit slide as possible.
"Gangbangers" um, drink!
DEPORT MITT! The anchor candidate.
"No, not anchor babies. I said I'll make anchors out of their babies. For my yacht. Baby anchors"
How many dead babies does it take to make an anchor?
A lot. Usually, a cup of Coke and two scoops of dead baby makes a float, and that's a bouyancy thing.
American Immigrants: We Built That.
Thanks for the pees. I wish this was a thing.
Prez needs to stop yelling loudly and start feeling. Notice how soft Mitt is talking. I know it's all phoney but people/voters react to feeling, humanizing, connecting to others not intellect
i'm not hearing that.
It'd probably work better if he wasn't glaring at the same time.
Papers please! Give it Bamz!
Blah man has good memory. Spitting all those quotes right back to RoboMitt.
Another touchdown for Barry
Wow, that snort of coke really perked Barry up!
Warp speed 5nark!
Uh, actually Romney, you did say that.
That's EXACTLY what he said.
It's the magic Illegal or No machine.
Let's explain about the self deportation.
I'm still not getting why Mitt thinks that sounds good to anyone, including teabaggers.
Maybe Mitt could demonstrate for us?
Candy: Let's talk about what you said about self-deportation.
Mitt: I'll answer something else, thankyouverymuch.
He probably is wishing for teleportation right about now…