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just chillHello, nerds!

Rebecca and I are ready and set to get up in this debate shit, on the real. Tonight is the most important night of Barack Obama’s life, in that he should just straight slam Five Hour Energy and then leap around onstage like he will seriously Seal Team Six the fuck out of Romney’s shit.

I am liveblogging from Gooeyz on the Ohio State University campus, courtesy of the Franklin County Young Democrats. Rebecca is blogging from a velvet couch while smoking a cigarette out of a long black holder.

8:38 PM: I have not seen a group of people this white sit in a space this small since that group of college kids piled in that Land Rover at Hilton Head.

8:56 PM: Candy Crowley came out and the lady is BEAMING. I think one of the Romney sons just proposed to her, probably.

9:00 PM: The Coors Light I’m drinking is kicking in and I think I hate unions now, guys.

9:02 PM: The audience has agreed to be polite. Suckers.

9:04 PM: Did Mitt Romney go Oompa Loompa?

9:06 PM: Hope that kid got Mitt’s business card, for that job he promised him.

9:09 PM: Mitt Romney says that Barack Obama bankrupted Detroit, because Jesus how tan is he?

9:12 PM: Professor Frink out with an energy question!

9:13 PM: Obama cold talks how many millions of energy jobs he will created and undecided voters on CNN are eating it up like their cheesy fries.

9:16 PM: We worry for Mitt’s arms with all the desperate people grabbing his arms and telling him things.

9:19 PM: Mitt going into attack pattern zeta now, just stepping up into Obama’s shit.

9:23 PM: Mitt is kind of a disrespectful sack of finely processed shit right now to everyone.

9:26 PM: Romney announces a brand new tax plan RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

9:32 PM: Romney has entered Anger Mode. Flail Pattern failed, so now he’s going after…well, the fact that Obama exists or something? It would be great if Romney would show us his tax returns so we could get a sense of how any of this will affect him maybe?

9:33 PM: Oh shit, Obama mentioned Big Bird. I think he just lost all debates.

9:34 PM: Did you know Michael Jordan had a degree in math? Because Obama is going straight Jordan Undergrad Degree on Romney right now.

9:36 PM: “Of COURSE they add up,” says the man who refuses to show anyone how they add up.

9:38 PM: There is a question about women in a presidential debate that’s not about what men want for dinner? Huh?

9:40 PM: Mitt gives an incredibly human answer about how women existed around him and he really does recognize that.

9:41 PM: By the way, Mitt balanced the Olympic budget with $1.3 billion in federal funds. Like a true capitalist.

9:42 PM: Barack Obama officially endorses your baby-free fucking, and will be President For Life.

9:44 PM: Oh, and Mitt has binders full of women, like he directs porn?

9:45 PM: Romney is just a fucking rules dick tonight.

9:50 PM: Becca here. Jesse’s peeing or shooting smack or something. “Susan Katz” claims to be an uncommitted voter. FUCKING DOUBT IT, JEWISH LADY WHO HATES GEORGE W. BUSH, duh. YOU LIE!

9:53 PM: Oh, so Mitt Romney is against the Blunt Amendment, which let employers choose whether their chick employees could get slut pills? That is good to FINALLY KNOW.

9:55 PM: Officially the most black people Romney has talked to in a night, ever. I mean, besides servers. Those aren’t people.

9:58 PM: A BREAK??? Huh? Oh, no, just an Asian lady. How do they vote?

9:59 PM: A nice Asian lady named Lorraine asked a question. Mitt had to clarify her name through her thick New York accent.

10:oo PM: Mitt Romney tries to pretend he cares about immigrants by referring to Ann’s Welsh dad. The Welsh, always getting stopped and frisked by the NYPD.

10:01 PM: Didn’t Romney used to say Obama promised unemployment under 8 percent? Now he promised 5.4 percent? That is some serious goalpost moving!

10:08 PM: Romney and Obama just had a “spat”, and then Candy Crowley was all like “NUH UH” and then insert a reference to The Help here

10:10 PM: Benghazi question to Obama. Obama takes ultimate responsibility, because he is a feminist now? Burn Michelle’s bras now!

10:13 PM: Shorter Romney on Benghazi: Obama should have stopped running for President against me. ME, people. The Mitt you love

10:15 PM: Barry just stared down Mitt and dared him to step to this. Mitt is attempting to step. It is not working.

10:17 PM: Candy Crowley just called Mitt Romney a liar to his orange face, at which point he replied, “I’m purple tonight, Candy.”

10:19 PM: Gun control question? Is this 1992? NO, DUMB LADY.

10:21 PM: BREAKING: Obama has finally come out in favor of taking guns away from the mentally ill.

10:22 PM: So, if you get married, you will no longer shoot motherfuckers that look the wrong way at you?

10:24 PM: Mitt could only have answered that gun question worse if he had fallen down and had a seizure.

10:29 PM: Mitt Romney is literally just saying words he remembers at this point. There has been no coherence to anything said since 10:15 PM. I know, because I’VE BEEN WATCHING.

10:33 PM: Now we’ve entered the “who loves Steve Jobs’ corpse more?” section of the debate. My bet: Mitt Romney because he listens to many of the “iTunes” on his Pod player.

10:34 PM: Romney, after spending 90 minutes explaining how he knows what it takes to create jobs: “Government does not create jobs.”

10:36 PM: Romney: “I am from the private sector! Also the public sector! Both of those! Whatever! Fuck this shit!”

10:38 PM: Romney would like a level playing field, like no currency manipulation and all of us working for 30 cents an hour.

10:46 PM — Becca here again. (That was Jesse for most of that, he forgot to tell you.) We have ended. B. Barry Bamz came in with the the 47 % at the buzzer — which we thought would be too shoe-horned, too obvious, but worked quite nicely actually!

More importantly, Barry was hardly ever boring (which is his usual debate demeanor) and Romney was his usual stuttering mess. (How you all thought Ol’ Miffed was so macho and awesome in the first debate was totally super beyond us.) Barry managed to thread that impossible line between righteously angry for this dipshit being disrespectful to him, his office, and the American people, and “black man” angry, which is what Tucker Carlson sees when he closes his eyes before bed.

Haha, here is a funny thing that just happened on CNN: the “fact check” dude looked into their dueling answers on public-land drilling and found that Obama’s was “true.” So what was the verdict? They both “cherry-picked” their answers. Oh, CNN, you keep being you!

10:57 PM — Most important thing of the night, obvs, Ann Romney and Michelle Obama are wearing the same outfit. And apparently old Miffed boned Egg’s Bump-It right off.

Sad, you guys. Pour some out for Egg Romney’s hairdo.

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  • coolhandnuke

    Due to the lackluster, comatose performance in his first debate with Mitt Romney, the Obama campaign contacted me and asked me to write President Obama's opening speech and create a plan to inject a bit more electricity in tonight's debate. I did just that.

    My fellow Americans, I stand before you tonight as your President of the United States. But, also as a fellow citizen of a divided union who this evening has the unique opportunity to balance the scales of Truth on this very stage.
    There is a cable, a wire, much like the ends of a jumper cable that runs up and under my pant leg. This cable is clamped firmly to my testicles. The cable runs backstage, connected to 47 General Motors Hybrid car batteries. The batteries are connected to a lie-detector machine. The lie-detector is connected to me. This is not any run-of-the-mill lie-detector. Any microscopic rise or fluctuation in my pulse rate, body temperature or perspiration due to the any falsehood or transgression will register and send a Chris Christie sized half-second jolt of voltage strong enough to stop a charging elephant. This lie-detector has been been employed by Walmart, Chick-Fil-A and Koch Industries to vet, weed out and select only the best, brightest and purist of worker for these corporations. This very model we are using tonight, was loaned to us by a former Vice President who used it on "the help" to entertain his hunting buddies at his retreat.
    In the spirit of full-disclosure and complete-transparency, last week I contacted Mitt Romney and explained the details of using a lie-detector for this debate. I extended an open invitation for Governor Romney to equally participate, to erase any doubt, any confusion or misrepresentation of facts, or shake the Etch-A-Sketch pure by having a high-voltage cable attached to his testicle balls…
    He declined. Then he accepted. Then he declined. Then he retroactively accepted. Finally, he declined to accept.
    Earlier tonight, we tested the lie detector on myself to see if everything was up and running. I was asked a series of questions. To one I responded "I did not inhale." And folks let me tell you, let me reassure you, General Motors is up and running.
    Since that day I took my Oath of Office, my pledge, our commitment to truth, to equality and justice has never wavered and tonight is no different. So Madam Moderator bring on the questions and may the truth set us free.

    • TribecaMike

      We built this city on rock & roll. Or at least Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley did.

    • mudsharc

      Stunning, finest prose I've read regarding this parade of prevarication. It should be mandatory and turned up to 11 and questions random and spontaneous. If th speaker goes over the 60 second time limit…automatic galvanization. That would make it both entertaining and educational….of course, that's just my opinion.

  • WinstonK3

    Tonight we will discover once and for all if Romney or Obama is the greater master 'bater.

    • bearperney

      I refuse to surrender my title to either one of them!

      • NellCote71

        Where's Baconz?

  • OzoneTom

    "Rebecca is blogging from a velvet couch while smoking a cigarette out of a long black holder."

    At long last I am finally in love.

    • Isyaignert

      Post a picture, pretty please???

      • OzoneTom

        If I had one then I wouldn't have any time to comment.

    • chascates

      And probably with a double shot of a good Rye.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      oh good — so we *do* get to do this thing pantless again?

      • C_R_Eature

        Well, there was no mention of Proper Attire in the post, so I'm assuming it's Pants Off. Traditions are important.

        • HistoriCat

          I thought Pants Off WAS proper attire!

    • Mittens Howell, III

      Secret video of debate prep from the Wonkette Bunker:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-HDIMF344Y

    • I_P

      Now THIS I can fap to.

      /call me maybe…
      //if the wife answers, just say "I'm Ginny from the IRS."

  • BadKitty904

    Cry 'Havoc'!!!

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      and those dogs better be a lot nastier than either seamus or bo.

    • Angry_Marmot

      … And let slip the moggies that snore.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    I am with a 6 foot bong. It is hard to light, and my butt itches. I think I will go wash some clean pans.

    • C_R_Eature

      Weedlord Bonerhitler?

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        You rang?

  • chascates

    "Let the cartoons begin." –King of Cartoons, Pee Wee's Playhouse.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      Thank you for that. I'm a-scared!

  • Isyaignert

    What's the drinking game? I forget.

    • chascates

      #3. Forget something: take a drink.

      • Isyaignert

        I can remember that, I think.

    • HouseOfTheBlueLights

      As it appears you've already blacked out, you're doing fine. Carry on.

    • GoofyMcDork

      Take a drink every time Mitt says "I know how to do that"

  • GregComlish

    Unmask the Charlatan. That's tonight's goal. Stand up for facts and reality.

  • memzilla

    Let's hope Obama is a brazillion times better than that last guy who showed up.

    • tessiee

      I sure hope this one has a moderator, too.

  • Veritas78

    Well, I'm prepared! I'm already wearing my lucky noose, I've cocked my lucky revolver, and my lucky cyanide capsule is clamped between my molars.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i am sipping from my lucky goblet.

    • BadKitty904

      SMITE and spare not!

    • Limeylizzie

      I have my hand down my lucky pants.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Your lucky hand?

        • HistoriCat

          It's been down her pants – damn right it's lucky!

    • BlueStateLibel

      I'm making sure not to wear pants. They never bring me good luck anyway.

    • tessiee

      "I'm already wearing my lucky noose"

      I read this as "wearing my lucky nose".

      • bikerlaureate

        My sister was bitten by a noose.

        • UnholyMoses

          Mind you, noose bites can be pretty nasti.

    • SorosBot

      I've been busy packing to prepare for moving back in with my parents for two weeks before moving out west for good. Tired now.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Good luck with the move, sb.

  • Veritas78

    Plus, we've already had an earthquake here in New England this evening, just to get us in the mood.

    • BadKitty904

      Oh, hell. Signs and wonders? Already?

      • WinstonK3

        But is Obama or Romney the AntiChrist? I'm thinking it's that negro kenyan muslim socialist, but it might be they guy with the magic undies.

  • C_R_Eature

    Okay, what will be the probability that the topic of catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Change driven by industrial CO2 emissions will come up?

    a). Slim

    b). None

    c). Someone in the audience will try to ask the question, but they will be ignored.

    d). Someone in the audience will try to ask the question, but they will be tackled & removed by the Secret Service.

    e). Someone in the audience will try to ask the question, but Mitt Romney will gesture and they will choke, lift off the ground clutching their necks and die.

    f). Someone will think about asking the question, but will ask about Simpson-Bowles instead.

    g). No one will care to ask.

    • chascates

      Hah! that'll be right after the discussion about the question on marijuana.

      • C_R_Eature

        To be fair, I've always had difficulty answering questions on Marijuana also.

        • BadKitty904

          Yah, it's the Cirrina who are all stoners, anyways, maaan…

          • C_R_Eature

            Never trust an Abyssal Octopoid. Steal your stash every time.

    • emmelemm

      I prefer e).

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Yeah, it's funny (by which I mean exceedingly not funny and super depressing) that the single most important issue facing mankind in it's entire history is 'off limits' in a presidential campaign.

        • C_R_Eature

          Yeah, not Funny Ha-Ha, but Funny Boo-Hoo.

    • mrpuma2u

      If someone is force choked, it wasn't really mittens, that means Darth er, Dick Cheney is backstage.

      • C_R_Eature

        There are Always Two.

  • Antispandex

    How, exactly, do you win a debate? I need to know what to look for. I know there is no score….is it kind of like being elected prom king / queen? Is it something you just KNOW? I have to be honest….I may not watch this awesome display of mental and verbal combat. I know. I'm going to hell.

    • HouseOfTheBlueLights

      If the black guy frowns, he loses.

      • PennyDreadful

        But if he grins, he's suffering from dementia. Or does that only apply to the Irish?

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      you will know as soon as the media tells you who won.

    • BadKitty904

      Whoever Fox decides is least uppity, wins.

  • DailyGrumbles

    You're Norv Turner. How do you keep from blowing a 24 point Halftime lead, Hotshot??? Follow up: Favorite Beer? Go!!!

  • Blueb4sinrise

    At this time I would like to apologize to Hillary for my earlier cynicism at the timing and wish that she had proclaimed her responsibility for security. She did. At the time. According to Meteor Blades at Teh GOS.
    Wasn't much mentioned in the liberal press.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    Every time Candy Crowley says something to piss you off, take a shot of Rebel Yell. I'm half blotto just thinking about her and she's not even on the air yet.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Yep, jes wut Ah wuz thenkin.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    I was thinking (nay, hoping) Ken Layne might pop his head back in the door.. to pronounce Obama orally weak…

  • Jerri

    I'm just going to toss back enough scotch to numb my brains up real good and see how long I can stand to watch this thing.

  • Serfville

    As I was sayin'……."Mr. Mojo Risin "Mr. Mojo Risin"…..

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Not sure I can watch the town hall. But will have a shot every time one of you posts Oh for fucks sake or some variation, at a question Candy chooses to pose to the candidates.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

      • AlterNewt

        JESUS H CHRIST ON A RAFT!

        • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

          FUCK A DUCK

          • BadKitty904

            OH FOR SUCK'S FATE

            OK, wait…

          • Zango Crudmonger

            FFS,…….ooooooh baby.

      • Blueb4sinrise

        OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

    • Jerri

      Wait…candy as in Candy Crowley? Oh for fuck's sake, my poor liver (and yours!).

    • redarmyzombie

      OH FUCKING FUCK!!!

  • kittensdontlie

    Tonight we will find out if Barry is just not that into us anymore. Remember, no tears…he's to blame, not us.

    • pdiddycornchips

      Gawd, 2016 is a long time away, he better show up

  • Schmannnity

    I hope Obama comes out in his witch doctor outfit I've been seeing so much of lately and see if Romney has the nerve to mention it. 90 minutes of stuttering robot. Good times.

    • Limeylizzie

      That would be excellent.

    • JustPixelz

      I trust "Doctor Obama" with my health way more than "President Romney"

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Wow. What an image. Genius!

      SNL would totally do that, if it had any balls. And all it's writers were Wonkette commenters.

      • Schmannnity

        Hey, Lorne Michaels, I'm available.

  • mavenmaven

    A shot for every Romney Libya reference?

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      Two shots for every labia reference.

      • Zango Crudmonger

        One for major, the other for buttsechs.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i think i want cool barry to show up. not professor barry, but cool barry that told us all to chill. miffed will look like a hyperactive pekinese.

    or i maybe that empty chair guy who was swearing all the time. i could also work with that.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Oh boy, we get to hear questions from the average undecided voter – in other words, it'll be a mouthbreather fest.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Seriously. 'Undecided' at this point is just another synonym for unaware, uninterested, uncaring, uneducated, unmotivated…

      • Stevola

        Untruthful

      • Fare la Volpe

        Undead.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I heard Mittens will institute Mormon law if elected and will ban alcohol, caffeine and nicotine. That's what I heard, anyway.

    • no_gravity

      Then we all get baptized.

    • Nothingisamiss

      He's never denied it.

    • Mittaplasia

      He will dig up 'yer granny and baptize her, too.

    • rickmaci

      Good for the magic underwear makers in China, huh?

    • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

      Seems to be the rumor down South, from what I hear.

    • Schmannnity

      Alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine. Isn"t that a line from The Sound of Music: these are a few of my favorite things?

    • insidebeltway

      You forgot porn.

  • Close_Read

    I am carefully preparing by not turning on my TV or radio at all. I can't bear the thought of another Barry fail. I will walk my dog, hope and pray that he's doing well, against Professor Harold Hill, and then, maybe if I can bear it, come back later and take a peek. Please keep the Wonkette warm for me while I am off in denial.

    • viennawoods13

      Hey. Harold's ok.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Yeah, remember, Harold Hill, in the final analysis, was actually motivated by his very real love of music.

        Mitt just loves himself.

  • Limeylizzie

    I really hope Michelle just cold punches that nasty cunt, Ann Romney, in the vagina.

    • chascates

      Michelle won the brownie contest!

      • Limeylizzie

        Of course she did.

    • JadedPreppy

      Ann was looking extra catty on C-Span a few minutes ago.

      • C_R_Eature

        What – was she caught swallowing another rodent again?

        • BadKitty904

          I thought it was frogs…

        • EatsBabyDingos

          But not Mitt's meat puppet: Mormons don't do that.

    • Lucidamente1

      Do Mormons have vaginas?

    • thebeatgoeson

      God, I love this comment!

      • Limeylizzie

        Why thank you so kindly!!

  • LibertyLover

    How generic is the audience?

    • Mittens Howell, III

      CNNeric.

    • Mittaplasia

      Seemed to be mostly Caucasian persuasion from what I saw.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Janet Brown of the Committee on Presidential Debates (I am watching CSpan online) might have washed (or even combed) her hair before going on TeeVee.

  • LibertyLover

    No opening or closing statements? Does that mean that Obama can't call out Romney's lying from the beginning?

  • OzoneTom

    Did they cut off Candy's mike? That's a good start.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Two Tequila shots for every time Romney says "that's not my plan". Bong chaser if it is his plan and he's lying about it.

    • HouseOfTheBlueLights

      I can't tell when he's lying because I don't know which of his conflicting statements he considers to be the truth

      • pdiddycornchips

        All of them Katie

      • BadKitty904

        You can tell when he's lying 'cause his mouth is moving.

  • FeloniousMonk

    Candy Crowley tells everyone to turn devices off. Someone turns off her mike. Great start.

    • YouFail4eva

      Can we just escort her out of the forum?

  • Not_Mother

    CNN is discussing the pros and cons of Michelle Obama and Ann Romney both wearing pink. Emmy stuff.

  • Wadisay

    Barry is taking his last sniff of glue now.

  • YouFail4eva

    Let me help you Pres. When Romney comes out, just start by kicking him in the nads. This will set the rest of the night!

  • Serfville

    Jeebus, poor Prez..the pressure he is under right this minute. I hope they gave him some nice "Dr. Feelgood/JFK uppers circa 1961 White House

  • Mittens Howell, III

    "Please, turn off your devices."

    Mitt: Ddrrrr……..noooo ….whhhrrrrr ….

  • OzoneTom

    I see Generic People.

  • Negropolis

    Okay, Barack, a few pointers:

    1. No more "uh"s to feel space between thoughts and sentences. Silence between words in a debate is golden.

    2. On your body language, you have the tendency to shrink and apologize with your body. Do not do this. Lean into your rebuttals.

    3. Never, I mean NEVER, use the word "agree" when referring to your opponents policies. Never. Just stop it.

    All that said, go out their and murder that fraud…with swing state votes enough to burying all the elephants in Africa.

    • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

      Word.

    • CthuNHu

      And no, Barack, there is no "but I'm gonna differentiate us a little bit in a while, after I ingratiate myself" exception to #3. The sole permissible exception to #3 is the following:

      "There are a number of major statesmen and military figures who agree with my opponent's policies. Or at least there used to be, before we hung them at Nuremberg."

    • Negropolis

      Thanks for bumpbing this back up, because he kept the "uh"s to a minimum, he TOTALLY scored on the body language portion of my test, and I think he said the word "agree" in regards to romney's policy points maybe once. He surpassed my expectations, that's for damned sure.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i long for the days of maccain wandering aimlessly around stage and making funny faces at bamz' butt.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    And now a shout out to all my relatives back east who usually can't wait to send me snarky emails every time we have an earthquake in California. How does it feeeeel?

    Watch out for the aftershocks. They can be a bitch on wheels.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Going with debate audio and Tigers/Yankees video. Verlander looks like a monster again.

    • Ruhe

      Look for A-rod to have his townhall question delivered to Mitt on a baseball.

  • savethispatient

    Pre-debate political ad in Seattle for David "Val" Kilmer for Congress. I assume as he didn't mention a political party he's a Republican.

    • emmelemm

      I've been seeing those too, and wondering, is he a Democrat or a Republican? I mean, on the one hand, as you said, if they don't say, they're probably an R. But he says both his parents were teachers. (Both my parents were teachers.) That's usually a recipe for Democrat. So I remain confused.

      As I clearly don't live in his district, I'm too lazy to Google it.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Right on the parents being teachers, wrong on the 'R' after his name. Born and raised in my hometown, he is very, very much a Democrat, and he is going to be the next congressman from my district (Yo! The Big Six! As in the crib of Norm Dicks!).

      -I'm Lascauxcaveman and I approved this message

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    time to start compulsively refreshing!

    • FraAnima

      Refresh! Drink!

    • SorosBot

      I can't keep up! It's all new when I refresh.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Is this tag-team format? I could do with Uncle Joe "just showing up" to calm my nerves.

    • Negropolis

      With a foldable chair. You know, for freedom or something.

  • Nothingisamiss

    If this doesn't become an Obama rout I'll have to drink even more. I am prepared.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Not word has been spoken yet… drink!

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      have been. will be.

  • Tilley

    hey hey wonketeers! Is this the place? So, I bought a bottle of Proseco on the way home from work and, wow, it's already all gone, so all I've got now is beer. I cannot imagine watching this thing without being here. Let's do it BARRY!

    • Zango Crudmonger

      yes R#####trd. TR!!!!!!!G PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPalin (will this get through?)

  • FakaktaSouth

    Alrighty my friends, here we go again… I have surrounded myself with soft things for throwing because I am NOT replacing a tv just cause Mitt Romney sucks balls. Let's go let's go let's go!

    • AlterNewt

      Soft things? Never mind. Tell us later.

  • Biff

    Thank you! Good night!

    What, too soon?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    LONG ISLAND!?!?!?! ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE FROM LONG ISLAND????

    • tessiee

      Yeeeaannnnh. Awwwwwl of them.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    It's going to be interesting! Will Obama just say "fuck you all – see how you like having this empty suit as your president, I'm going back to Hawaii" or will the Mittbot just plain hang on it's new "audience empathy" routines.

  • pdiddycornchips

    It's about to start and I feel like puking. That could be the scotch talking but I don't think so

    • FraAnima

      A few demerol will help you with that.

      • pdiddycornchips

        Should I snort it or just mix it into the scotch?

        • FraAnima

          Why choose? Do both!

  • SorosBot

    The debate hasn't even started yet, with just Brian Williams jabbing on on my TV, and 87 comments already? Damn you people talk to much.

    • AlterNewt

      Shhhhhh!

      • bobbert

        Aaron?

  • Negropolis

    My stomach is in knots.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      yes.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    I can't watch!!!!

    • OzoneTom

      S'okay, just hang and drink.

  • chascates

    Kathy Bates?

  • SorosBot

    Undecided voters, really? Can't the questions be asked by people who are not, you know, morons?

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Jalapeno cheetos, this shit is fucking ON!

  • Jerri

    Come on, Barack! Make my sitting through this bullshit worth it please.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Is that stage filled with red dry ice or something? Looks weird!

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Every time either candidate says "I met a voter in [swing state]" chug a local beer, now made in China.

  • Wadisay

    Whoa, Candy is wearing a nylon stocking over her face.

  • BarackMyWorld

    This debate needs at least one "Because FUCK YOU, that's why!"

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      "Fuck you! That's my name! I'm the President!"

  • Serfville

    Steve Schmidt obsfuscating/vomiting in his mouth AGAIN!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Fuck you. Fuck you too!

  • Nothingisamiss

    I did not know Candy had done that to her face.

    • FakaktaSouth

      She certainly made some sort of mistake there, no doubt. And that girlie hair? I do not want to smell sex and candy there, not none at all. Yick.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Time to cock-punch Romney. With votes!

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Good intro by Crowley. She should quit while she is ahead.

  • Serfville

    Prez doin' "the walk" good start!

  • chascates

    How do you get seats to a deal like this?

  • gullywompr

    Bamz looks ready.

  • FraAnima

    Obama sat first. He loses!!!!!

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      I yelled out "NO!" when he did that.

  • GregComlish

    God I can't take any more of this inane bullshit pre-debate analysis and the equally inane "centrist" lauding of idiotic "undecided" voters.

  • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

    Will YouTube be asking any questions tonight?

  • AddHomonym

    Will there be questions from Twitter? Pleez pleez pleez!?!?

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      "I smoke #weed and want #weed 2b #legal. Who's gonna do that and get my vote if I don't forget 2 #vote?"

  • SexySmurf

    Here's what Obama needs to do:

    1. Wear a red tie. The red tie increases confidence (true fact!)

    2. Have Biden do the debate.

    What not to do:

    1. Don't have Biden wear a red tie; he'll probably strangle Romney with his own arm.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    east coast representin'

  • C_R_Eature

    I'm watching some Newfie ex-fishermen shoot icebergs with a high-velocity rifle.

    It's about all I can handle right now.

  • OzoneTom

    Why do they always have a guy with a clammy hand-clap right next to the microphone?

  • James Michael Curley

    That's Candy Crowely is glistening. As in the ham glistened with the honey glaze slowly forming a succulent in the over heated oven.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      I said she's got extra-fancy hair today. My wife asked if she's a linebacker.

  • JustPixelz

    Student wants to know how to get a job. What kind of college did he go to? And how much did the Romney campaign pay him for that softball?

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Oooo…. Mitt personalizes, should have learned how to pronounce LONG GUYLAND!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Well if you have to read your question off a card, yeah, you have little chance of gaining employment.

  • FraAnima

    No way Jeremy is from Lon Guyland.

  • chascates

    Please raise my taxes since I'm working 3 jobs!!

  • gullywompr

    Mitt can't answer the kid.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "Hi Jeremy — if I'm elected you'll have a wonderful career in the Army. It would help if you learned Farsi. Just kidding — we're just gonna make them speak English."

  • Negropolis

    Ooo, Romney mentions student loans. Barry's got this one.

  • Tilley

    Watch Romney walk out to the edge of the stage. Shades of debates past.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Oh God is every questioner going to have that hint of an obnoxious New Yawk accent? Crap.

    • chascates

      HOFF-strah!

  • Biff

    Mitt feels your pain, poor students!

  • Jerri

    So we have to make sure nobody gets student loans.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i cannot stand listening to this man i really don't know if i will make it thru this debate but i will try.

  • Mittaplasia

    No more Mr. Nice Guy, Bams…gloves off! If all else fails, go ooga-booga on Robme's ass!

  • chascates

    Liberal Massachusetts!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    We need parents to stop being so fucking stingy and paying for college instead of forcing kids to get loans!

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Jeez kid, if you want to be successful just inherit a bunch of money

  • gullywompr

    Nonanswer.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    A scholarship, and a hair cut.

  • Jerri

    Holy fuck this dick is full of shit.

    • emmelemm

      If your dick is full of shit, you might want to consider seeing a doctor.

    • Nothingisamiss

      If we were paying any attention you'd have 200 upfists.

  • SorosBot

    Mitt really cares about unemployed young people, really! But yet his programs would make it a lot harder for people to get jobs.

  • redarmyzombie

    Liar, Liar, pants on fire…
    Is it a good thing I can no longer hear the words coming our of Willard's mouth?

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    What the hell?! Mitt's now in favor of Pell grants? Oh — probably if a private middleman administers them so it's a giveaway to the banks. What bullshit.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    What is this Romney love for Pell grants? He wants to cut them to shreds.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    I just want Barry to walk over and pimp slap Mittens one time.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    What about that $25k loan from your parents to start the next Facebook!

  • Serfville

    Did Mittens say "you people" MAJOR fuck up. Hello, Prez ad!

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So Romney is in favor of giving free public college education to the top 25%. Does anyone really believe that?

  • Radiotherapy

    Thank you all for being here.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      And thank you, Radio.

    • C_R_Eature

      Danke Schoen, You Magnificent Bastard.

  • chascates

    Yeah, yeah, Bush was a 'job creator' as well.

  • gullywompr

    Complete blather.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    'i know what it takes to create good jobs again'

    CHINA!

  • Jerri

    So….what does it take you stupid dumb fuck????

  • Negropolis

    Awkward.

    EDIT: Obama's body language is already better. That's what happens when humans adress humans instead of robots.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    I can't believe Obama took that swell economy away from President Bush and did all that shit to it 'over the last 4 years'.

    • bikerlaureate

      Including the entirety of 'Fast and Furious'.

      Darn him!

  • coolhandnuke

    Shorter Mitt: "Have you considered Shanghai Tech?"

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    fuck you you tool.

    ED: sorry, that was directed at "i assume i'll be president'.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Of course the world needs ditch diggers too!

  • JustPixelz

    Obama wearing a red tie, Romney blue. Reverse of last time. Is this some kind of bipartisanship?

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    More debt on my back? Just as long as there's no Mitt on my back.

  • Serfville

    "THE VOICE" is back! Woo hoo!

  • FakaktaSouth

    I want to be able for you to get a job. I know how you could get a job. (You could go to China?) What the hell? Mitt knows what it takes, but ya gotta elect him to find out what it is…

  • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

    …you are graduating from a college in China right?

  • miss_grundy

    I guess everything is supposed to be Bammerz fault. Rmoney is promising jobs to graduates…probably in China…

  • OzoneTom

    Rmoney's already waling forward on the stage. Will Bamz walk all the way to the peeps like Clinton?

  • Serfville

    Winning!

  • Wadisay

    Created 5 million jobs in the private sector…

    Jeremy has three of them.

  • Biff

    Detroit=bankrupt. Drink!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    "The future is bright." Eat that shit, Romney.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Alright — Mr. Prez — hit Mitt on the let Detroit go bankrupt crap. Keep it up!

  • Negropolis

    Obama's already doing better. Bullet points. Check!

  • gullywompr

    Oooo… Detroit uppercut from Bamz!

    • Radiotherapy

      a Javelin.

    • HistoriCat

      As I comb through the 33(!!) pages of comments, I really hope someone busted out a "Down goes Romney! Down goes Romney! Down goes Romney!"

  • Not_Mother

    Romney promies kid job in 2014, probably cleaning one of the Caddys.

  • Nothingisamiss

    I'm already disappointed in Obama.

    I'm one of those. I need unicorns.

    • FraAnima

      Farting glitter?

      • bikerlaureate

        Is rainbow glitter a safe assumption? Or is it gold…?

  • chascates

    Obama seems pretty primed. This could be great. It better be great.

    • Serfville

      Yeah somebody lit something under his you know what, probably the Mrs.

      • redarmyzombie

        Oh, I do NOT want to see the wrath of an irked Michelle…

        • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

          Is it wrong if I kinda do?

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Slow down, Prez.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Hopey. Attack!
    Grrrrrr woof!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Me smart. Me go college.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Mittens says he knows how to create jobs. Barry then steps up and actually gives examples of how you do that. HOW IS THIS RACE THIS CLOSE??

    • FraAnima

      Classic SNL skit – "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy."

  • redarmyzombie

    Strange. Romney says he wants to give us jobs, and all this time I thought he wanted us to borrow 20,000 bucks and make our own.

  • Wadisay

    Barry is talking faster, thank God.

  • Veritas78

    Well, at least he's not drunk or high on smack.

  • Nothingisamiss

    Obama seems intense in a not good way. (No, I am not a troll.)

    • gullywompr

      Little hyper…. nervous?

    • Negropolis

      You're not a troll, but I completely disagree.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Good – keep telling them how Willard said Detroit should go bankrupt.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Um, "community college" Drink! (i'm spittin' sand over here.)

  • Negropolis

    Vintage Barry. Confidence, he haz it. Nice.

  • JackObin

    Will Romney only have non-drinkers in his cabinet?

    • chascates

      I remember when Carter banned 'hard' liquor from the White House.

  • Serfville

    Candy Crowley attacks!

  • C_R_Eature

    Let's just get this over with, shall we?

    Bag the rest of the debates, put them both in a ring, give them Pugil Sticks and elect the one that comes out conscious.

    My money's on Barry. I'll bet he goes completely Berserk when he gets really pissed off.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Stop spending on war??? Where's the fun in that?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    candy: be specific tool.

  • FraAnima

    What I wanna know – Where did Bamz hide his teleprompters, hengh?!?!?! We all know he can't speak without a teleprompter!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    No snark, Obama's doing great!

  • Biff

    Did she just call him Romley? If so, drink!

    My game, my rules, bitches.

    • OzoneTom

      Yeah, I'll testify.

  • OzoneTom

    Moochers!

  • JadedPreppy

    I think he lost Jeremy once he said "manufacturing".

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Concise. Forceful. Decisive. Nice contrast to the utter bullshit of Romney's first answer.

  • Negropolis

    I hope someone tells Romney that America is aging and that's a big reason for a smaller workforce.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    There's some more Republican math.

  • Yellerdawg

    Question 1: How will you ensure I can get a job when I graduate?
    Ans: We're going to make sure you get a job.

    Objection! Non responsive.

    • bikerlaureate

      Trust him – he's a bishop.

  • gullywompr

    Mythical employment numbers…..

  • Tilley

    Fuck you Mitt. Kick him Barry.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    You know who else had a five point plan?

    • Mittaplasia

      That other Mitt guy that debated Bams a couple of weeks ago?

  • SorosBot

    Mitt lies! Unemployment is now lower than when Obama took office during the Bush recession. DRINK!

  • Negropolis

    That's right!

    Oops!

  • Radiotherapy

    Jeremy the Student.

  • FakaktaSouth

    5 point plan, 12 million jobs, 1 big fucking liar. Give it a rest already Mitt.

  • chascates

    First we take the company! Then we take Detroit!

    • FraAnima

      Then we take Berlin!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Twelve, no ninety-teen million new jobs, I know how to do it.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Romney has NOTHING. Same blah, blah, blah and lack of affect that he always sounds like.

  • Serfville

    Lies! Lies! Lies! on Detroit, Prez call Mitt on this now!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    And Candy jumps in — what about the long-term unemployed who need jobs now?

    Mitt — there are long-term unemployed who need jobs now. Bullshit statistics, five-point plan, 12 million jobs (the same number of jobs that economists predict will be created anyway). And Mitt's bullshit Detroit rebuttal, when there wasn't a buyer for GM at the time the Fed bailed them out.

  • Negropolis

    Romney is rambling.

  • Jerri

    Ahhhhh he's such a prick on a stick. It's unreal.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Keep up with the bankruptcy talk, Mitt. Worm's burrowing underground, fool.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney says "12 million new jobs in four years". But Ezra Klein deconstructed that just before the debate.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Bankrupt the whole fucking USA then!

  • Veritas78

    One point plan!

  • Negropolis

    Romney: Obama said I wanted to take Detroit bankrupt. That's right.

    Yes, us Michiganders caught that, Willard. You can't take it back.

  • SorosBot

    "What Mitt Romney said just isn't true" – yes, call him the lying liar who lies that he is.

  • Nothingisamiss

    YES BARRY.

  • redarmyzombie

    Oh, I am liking this thus far…

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Oh my goodness — Barack Obama showed up to this debate. Okay I didn't think he was really that bad last time, but he's coming out swinging tonight.

    • gullywompr

      I recognize that guy.

  • Not_Mother

    "that shellac-haired cocksucker over there dares to say government has exploded in size under me! His rich friends got government bailouts and gave themselves bonuses with it, and yet I'm the socialist because I think people should buy health insurance? Fuck, how many lies can you take?"

  • TribecaMike

    Take my Detroit bankrupt, please.

  • Lucidamente1

    Barry, you're on Long Island. Call Romney a lying douchebag and the crowd will be eating out of your hand.

    • TribecaMike

      Joey Buttafuoco libel!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    go barry go barry go.

    what's he looking like – i'm radio / wonkette only.

    • OzoneTom

      Lookin' good, zingin' the Gov on facts.

  • Serfville

    Fact check that slime bucket slime Mittens!

  • Jerri

    Come on hit em! One point plan! More please!

  • FakaktaSouth

    THERE! What Mitt says just isn't true. He's gonna have to say that a lot tonight! He has a one point plan! BUUUURN. Okay, looks like he is doing this thing. Way to learn from OHJoe, PresO NICE!

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    WHAMO!! Gov. Romney doesn't have a five point plan he has a one point plan–cut taxes for the wealthy. Stomp the fucker, Mr. President.

  • JustPixelz

    Obama's bringing it (so far).

  • sullivanst

    Romney's secret job plan = McCain's secret Osama plan?

  • Biff

    Ooooh, hit him on vulture capitalism!

  • Radiotherapy

    Get 'em Barry. Mitts want to cut taxes and make more money for his rich friends.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Ouch!! He's kicking him in the nutz with steel boots.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Better question. Long term un-employed………
    breathe instead of drink

  • chascates

    Don't let him have it!

  • Negropolis

    That's right, Candy. Regulate that shit.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Thank you Candy

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "We have fought for the last four years to get out of that mess — the last thing we need to do is to go back." Yay! And here comes Mitt, being a petulant child.

  • Wadisay

    Way to go Candy, kick him in the cunt!

  • just_a_head

    Yes! Keep it rolling!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "Governer, you have a 1 point plan!" Ed Schultz changes out of trouser pair #1….

    • Lucidamente1

      Ed's not wearing pants for this one; makes things easier.

  • Radiotherapy

    The Crow!!1!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    yeah that's right – shut em candy! excellent well done.

  • gullywompr

    Oh Candy-o! Shut Romney down!

  • chascates

    Every questioner has glasses!

    • Serfville

      Nerdapolooza!

    • JustPixelz

      Mayor Bloomberg's ban on contact lenses is having an effect.

  • C_R_Eature

    "Candy, what Governor Romney said just isn't true"

    The Worlds Most Useful Sentence, right now.

    • JustPixelz

      I say that all the time. Obama should pay me a royalty.

  • redarmyzombie

    Oh ho ho, is it just me or did she totally just blow Willard off?

    • gullywompr

      Totes.

    • SorosBot

      She did! No Meet The Press, let the Republican run all over the place asshole here for once.

  • Serfville

    Prez/Crowley OWN the stage!

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    All right Candy don't let that slime bag run over you.

  • mavenmaven

    Yay, Obama attacked. Hope he keeps it up.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is so rude and disrespectful. Interrupting! Does he have dementia? Or is he drunk?

  • Yellerdawg

    Barry already seems more on his game.

  • Mittaplasia

    Where's the bouncer? Romney tried to RAMROD the debate again….Drink! Smoke! Boo and Hiss!

  • Biff

    Candy Crowley does not care for your bully tactics, mittens. Stifle!

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    At least Crowley isn't getting steamrolled like Jim Lehrer.

  • chascates

    Hey, that's a pretty fucking white-looking group of folks ya got there!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    someone please tell me romney's looking as petulant as he's sounding.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      yep.

    • Biff

      Yes. And I'm about sick of that surveyor's mark on his flag pin.

    • C_R_Eature

      You can watch on CSPAN, they're live streaming.

      It's really slow loading, though. Probably loaded up with Breittards and Freepers.

  • chascates

    Coal is dirty, BTW.

  • squirmisher

    Bammerz has a spine tonight, hooray.

    Also Romney is practically glowing on my TV, I think he's pregnant, or a gay vampire.

  • gullywompr

    Barry's not touting fracking, is he?

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Good gravy it's so nice to see a president who's not afraid to take pride in his liberal policies — it's been what, twenty years since a president increased fuel efficiency standards, and so doubling them is not small potatoes.

  • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

    Barry, "No more Mr.Nice guy" seems to have brought it. I woke up full of piss and vinegar today. Hope the Prez did as well. Seems like a solid maybe.

  • OzoneTom

    That's right. lower the per-capita consumption and make what is needed a domestic resource.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Barry's off his rocker with this natural gas bullshit.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Candy Crowley is no David Gregory. Thank gawd.

  • sullivanst

    Dammit Barry, point out that Romney wants to repeal the clean energy credits while leaving the oil credits in place.

  • Radiotherapy

    Obama Wins!!1!

  • Negropolis

    Nice explanation of our energy policy, Mr. President. Really.

    Romney only has the old energy, Obama is transitioning us.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Romney looks pissed. This is good

  • chascates

    Jeremy has just hijacked this old rodeo!

  • AlterNewt

    DRINK! Wait…don't drink. Okay…DRINK!

    • Yellerdawg

      Damn! You made me drink twice.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Hey Jeremy, still paying attention?

  • chascates

    Did I hear 'Bachmann range'?

  • Serfville

    Don't you want to leave the gubbermint out of everything new libertarian Mitt? Phoney! Who are you tonight??????????

  • Nothingisamiss

    God how I hate the motherfucking Willard.

  • Negropolis

    What is it with Republicans and wanting to drill in our national parks? Who the hell does this sound preferable to?

    Dick.

  • C_R_Eature

    Romney: DRILL IN YELLOWSTONE WOOHOO!

    FUCK THOSE MIGRATORY BIRDS

  • OzoneTom

    Yikes! Five pages already — can the Wonkette infrastructure hold up for 90 minutes?

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt, you're full of crap. Why don't we drill for as much oil on federal land? Because half of those leases are deepwater. Remember BP? Fuckin' liar.

  • SorosBot

    Clean energy will create jobs and lower gas prices, stick him with the facts! And Romney just counters with "but he won't let companies destroy federal land!"

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    I just can't see this mannequin belting out "Drill Baby Drill!"

  • Radiotherapy

    Romney wants to drill in Yosemite.

    • lulzmonger

      Hey, Armageddon's already 25 years late, & that supervolcano won't erupt itself, ya know.

  • Not_Mother

    the red mead shit ain't working willard

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Because 20 or 25 children, um I mean birds were killed

  • C_R_Eature

    Mister Gas?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Romney's bringing out some oil vs. birds bullshit argument from the '80s.

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    OH MY GOD. I am here! I was masturbating to my tax returns, but I'm here! Now Mittens is talking shit about oil or whatever.

  • Jerri

    I wish Romney could feel me flipping him off right now.

  • AddHomonym

    Romney hates birds!

    • Radiotherapy

      Especially, Big Bird!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Nu-cul-or???

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Mitt is Mister Gas.

    • sullivanst

      Mr. Hot Air, at least.

  • Biff

    Romley correctly pronounced nuclear, so a lib plant, obvs

  • sullivanst

    Not Mr. Oil, Mr. Gas or Mr. Coal?

    GOOD!

    Coal's fucking death.

  • FakaktaSouth

    We've had 4 years of policies? What? The Congress made it their ONLY job to make sure NOTHING Pres O tried to do happened, so keep on with that Mitt, you sound brilliant.

  • Serfville

    Mr. Gasbag = Mittens!

  • HRH_Maddie

    In my expert political analysis, Mitt Romney is coming off like a real dick.

  • chascates

    Yeah, we can be just like eastern Europe, with lots of pollution, nasty environmental problems, drill here.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I got my cheerleader outfit on, I'm drunk on home made beer (IPA) and I'm jumping up and down in my TeeVeee room shouting…

    Punch him in the ball
    Tell him he's your bitch
    Raw raw raw
    Punch him in the other ball!
    *splits*

  • FraAnima

    Please Mitt, save my jerb! Washing your limousine.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Hey, Mitt, if that's who you really are, how about you tell the kids on the West side of Chicago who are dying from asthma about how much we need more coal fired plants.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Mitt Romney bites pigeon head off to emphasize his point. Fuck, this guy's good.

    • FraAnima

      Then breaks into the chorus of Crazy Train.

    • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

      Romney? He'd force the help to put on a geek act for his amusement.

  • gullywompr

    Romney looks unsteady.

  • Negropolis

    Who does he think this shit appeals to? Even people who want more dirty energy don't crow about more drilling. They couch it in more flowery language.

  • coolhandnuke

    Look at all the whiteys on stage who are undecided. 32 Baskin Robbins flavors of miracle whip vanilla saltines.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: "I was in coal country — people grabbed my arms and said 'please — save my job.'"

    Yeah — they were asking you to beg your friend the owner of the coal operation not to fire them for scowling when they were forced to be in your photo op.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Coal/Nookular 2016!!!!

  • SorosBot

    Proffessor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh he'll make you think…

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    HAHAHAHAAHHA somebody asked mitt romney to save their job!

  • Mittaplasia

    Mittnocchio is getting a woody talking about gas, oil and clean coal. Drill, baby, drill!

  • chascates

    Just wait, he'll tell you about that pipeline.

  • Biff

    Keep fucking that chicken, mittens

    • Radiotherapy

      Big Bird?

  • TribecaMike

    I got your Canadian pipeline right here, bub.

  • JackObin

    Governor, why do mormons have so many children, when the number one problem in the world is an excess of children?

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    New Rule: If some Brazilian spam monsters show up, drink their blood.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Agreed

    • Biff

      KKKKKKK!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Fucking Mitt sounds like the way people write resumes these days. All unsupported assertions of abilities and expertise.

  • SorosBot

    "Very little of what Gov. Romney said is true" – cool.

  • Serfville

    Every question Prez gets: "Mittens is a liar!" Ha Ha!

  • caitifty

    25 birds were killed? Was Cheney out shooting at lawyers again and missing?

  • chascates

    This is going pretty well. Got his mojo back!??!!

  • finallyhappy

    I have only wonkette comments to go by as I must be out and on the road! Looks good so far!!

  • Negropolis

    Oh shit! Shit just got real.

  • OzoneTom

    Rapin' — yeah!

    Ha! "Very little is true." keep it up Bamz.

  • squirmisher

    Is Romney Mr. Gas?

  • Jerri

    Keep it up Mr. President! Keep it up.

  • chascates

    "Mr. Peabody's coal train . . . "

  • gullywompr

    Drop the coal thing, Barry….

  • Lucidamente1

    Tigers 1, Yankees 0, bottom of the 4th

  • Nothingisamiss

    Thank you, Barry. Bring the fight.

    • emmelemm

      Bring the noise!

  • Doktor Zoom

    I like this guy. I remember voting for this guy.

  • redarmyzombie

    Willard,
    The oil from the pipeline from Canada is used for foreign consumption, not domestic, that's why it runs all the way to a port, dickwad.

    • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

      Oh come on, next you'll be suggesting it was timed to coincide with the widening of the Panama Canal, as if a larger class of Super Tankers at American Gulf ports would help Canadian exports of that filthy sand oil…

  • Biff

    This plant kills!

    • sullivanst

      And, it does.

  • Radiotherapy

    Mitt knows the owners of some coal mines.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney shut down a coal plant because it kills?!? Obama just killed*.
    __________________________
    * with words

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    Obama and Romney, please shut up about "clean coal" because we both know it's Bullshit.

    • glasspusher

      Word.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    "Very little of what governor Romney just said is true."

    That is the debate I want to see.

  • pdiddycornchips

    "Here's some coal, right up your ass!!!"

  • coolhandnuke

    Just tell him to Frack Off Bamz

  • Not_Mother

    Barry lands a solid left on the coal plant

  • Biff

    Where is my coal-powered car, Hopey?

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Not true!

  • OzoneTom

    Not true!

    It's just not true!

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

  • Biff

    NOT TRUE, GOVERNOR ROMLEY!!1!!

  • Serfville

    Prez owning the stage!

  • SorosBot

    Man Mitt is acting like a total dick now.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      It's not acting.

      • SorosBot

        Oh I know; he's letting his true inner cutting-off-the-gay-kid's-hair bully show now.

  • JackObin

    Governor, when you travel to the rest of the world and they offer you coffee and alcohol, do you realize that when you decline, they view it a s an insult?

  • Negropolis

    Romney, STFU.

  • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

    Romney stepping in it. Push him Barry, he's at a tipping point.

  • just_a_head

    Fight! Fight! Fight!

  • glasspusher

    Hey kids, I have a cold, and prefer to watch Verlander mow down the yanks. I will be following the live blog here though. Thank you…and FSM bless Amercia!

  • FakaktaSouth

    Not true Governor Romney. We have produced MORE oil – it's PRODUCTION that matters. I thought these fucks were pissed about interrupting? SHUT UP MITT he's TELLING YOU.

  • TribecaMike

    Candidate fight!

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is so rude! Drunk. Definitely drunk.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    They're about to come to blows!!

    • FakaktaSouth

      And you KNOW who's happy about that? THIS girl.

    • bearperney

      Oh please! Oh please!

    • mille derps

      Wind energy libel!

  • Yellerdawg

    Oh shit! Are you getting in my face!?!

  • Jerri

    What a dick! He's not your boy, Mitt! Fuckin A!

  • chascates

    Throw a glass of water on him!

  • sullivanst

    Production of oil on federal lands is UP.

  • chascates

    Several of my best friends are coal mine owners.

  • Radiotherapy

    Governor, keep fucking that Big Bird.

  • JadedPreppy

    Now we're talkin'. Here comes the inner bitch and the most important reason this motherfucker can not be the leader of the free world.

  • smashaduck

    Don't hit first Barry. You're still black.

    • FraAnima

      Just cut him when he gets too close.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    All of the above, Katie.

  • chascates

    But not solar or wind. That's evil.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Oh, we're not drilling more in national parks? OH FUCK THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!

  • Negropolis

    If production is up with fewer permits, isn't that efficiency? What the fuck are you talking about Willard. Really, what the fuck are you talking about.

    • bikerlaureate

      I hear the navy has fewer ships than it did 80 years ago, too.

  • FraAnima

    Mitt is a raging asshole.

  • gullywompr

    So, who do you think won the debate tonight?

  • Yellerdawg

    Mitt"s voice broke. He's pissed.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    That's the free market, Mitt. You want a centrally directed economy, Commie?

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    "That wasn't a question, that was a statement." — Mitt

    I bet that schoolteacher is staring daggers at him right now.

  • Fairtackle

    Bam! sqar in the nutz!

  • FakaktaSouth

    MItt WILL FIGHT for the oil companies, you hear him? That's really great, because BP really needs someone to let them destroy the gulf moreso.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: The proof of your energy policy is what you pay at the pump.

    Oh — so Dubya with his $5.00/gal gas was obviously a failure, right?

    • JustPixelz

      well played sir!

    • JustPixelz

      In the spin room afterward, Lawrence O'Donnell asked George Pataki that very question. His answer? "That was different." Asshat.

  • chascates

    Yes, oil from Canada. Unicorns too!

  • cognachas4paws

    I wish I had something snarky to say but all I can manage is: I cannot believe how utterly disrespectful Romney is being to the President of the United States. I realize he has no respect for him, but he should respect the OFFICE at least.

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    Fuck you with your Tar Sands shit Mittens! I have a child in Texas and I don't appreciate your cancer threats against her. O' course Obama is building the pipeline already, so we are fucked anyways.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is filibustering. Looks like Crowley's been replaced by Lehrer.

  • Negropolis

    THANK YOU, Mr. President, on the gas price bullshit.

    • gullywompr

      yes sir.

    • JustPixelz

      word

  • TribecaMike

    Who smelt it dealt it.

  • SorosBot

    I have oil; it's from Canada, you wouldn't know it.

    • TribecaMike

      It's a Québécois thang.

  • sullivanst

    Want cheap gas? Murder the economy!

  • Negropolis

    Audbile laugh! I'm fainting with excitement!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh you FUCKING TOOL THE PRESIDENT CANNOT CONTROL THE GAS PRICE AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW IT.

    FUCKING FUCKING TOOL.

  • Jerri

    Remember how George W magically controlled gas prices? That was cool.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Barry's got 'em laughin'!

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      best moment so far.

  • redarmyzombie

    More…energy? What'chyoo talkin' about, Willard?

    I don't think Mr. Romney here understands what's going on here…

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    Andrew Sullivan isn't blogging now, because he's dead, from sadness.

  • C_R_Eature

    Does Romney really think that having the extractive industries pillaging Federally managed lands and drilling offshore in Virgina is going to be popular?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh! an actual zinger!

    from bamz!

  • chascates

    Or, the 47%, if you will.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    That wasn't very clearly stated by Bammerz — what I think he meant is that nobody was buying gasoline due to the lousy economy, which depressed prices.

  • Wadisay

    Lower gas prices by creating a depression. Good thinking, Romney.

  • Yellerdawg

    Bam! Finally! $1.86 gas, yes, because NO ONE COULD AFFORD TO DRIVE ANYWHERE!!

  • BarackMyWorld

    Where's the secret service? Shouldn't they be stomping Romney's head in right now?

    • Lascauxcaveman

      In a more perfect world.

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      The teabaggers will take care of that on November 7th, ideally.

    • RavenRant

      "With votes."

  • JackObin

    Governor, can you promise this evening that a mormon agenda will not influence any decision you make as president?

  • Mittaplasia

    Gas prices were almost $5 in So Cal in October, 2008. Now they've risen to that level again, mostly in the last few weeks. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but there's some serious price-manipulation going on.

  • chascates

    Mommy!

  • Zango Crudmonger

    You whores…

  • Serfville

    Mittens face! Pain! Prez is winning! Use Mittens slime words against him. Do not fuck with Candy Mittens!

  • chascates

    Now Candy will be seen as a liberal plant.

  • gullywompr

    GO CANDY!

  • Negropolis

    Barry ain't losin' this election. Romney, you better go suck some more Koch dick, 'cause you're going to need some money to burying this president.

    EDIT: Candy "Do I Look Like Jim Lehrer?" Crowley shuts his ass down, again.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      she's doing well (from radio – not 100% sure). she must have studied romney. she handled that well.

  • Schmannnity

    Great line! Romney will lower gas prices by throwing us back into a depression.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Petulant asshole is petulant.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    GO Candy go!

  • Biff

    It doesn't quite work like that! Marry me, Candy!

    Not really…

    • OzoneTom

      It isn't that bad, don't panic.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Romney, tryin' to rewrite the debate rules for himself! Typical!

  • coolhandnuke

    Hit that brat with your Candy cane.

  • OzoneTom

    He got the first … I get the last.

    BS,

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Mitt is such a petulant little fuck. God I hate him.

  • Nothingisamiss

    Shut him up Candy!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Romney: A true WindBag!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Give that cunt a fucking haircut, Mitt.

  • C_R_Eature

    That fucker Romney is trying to hijack the debate again. I hope Crowley shuts him down.

  • Yellerdawg

    Mitt just admitted to being windy.

    • Biff

      Mr. Gas.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    MItt "I don't have a policy of stopping wind jobs in Iowa."

    Bullshit — he went to Iowa and said he was going to end the tax incentive for wind power. Liar.

    • AlterNewt

      Wind jobs? How does that even..?…never mind.

      • glasspusher

        Blow jobs?

        • redarmyzombie

          Cut him a break, he IS a Mormon after all…

          • glasspusher

            Now we know why he's against them.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I drove through those wind farms in Iowa. They're huge.

  • StillGoinGreen

    Now, he just looks like a DICK. Kick his ass, Barrah!

  • JustPixelz

    Romney finally shut up and is just sitting there smiling. Fox is gonna kill him* over that.
    ___________________________
    * with chyrons

  • TribecaMike

    The Dubya is strong with this one.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Mitt should be declared Loser just on the basis of his asinine behavior on display, which is anything but Presidential; and if any Repubs doubt that, try picturing him negotiating w/ world leaders in tense situations the way he is now..

  • Jerri

    Holy shit Mitt, YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO THE HELP! As an elected official YOU are the help. Asshole.

  • chascates

    The name's Follano, but I'm white. I'm possibly an Irish Catholic American. And shit, let me get my notes.

  • FraAnima

    Mitt's just a rude fuck
    .

  • Doktor Zoom

    Moderator uses time limit! It's not very effective!

  • Radiotherapy

    He just ate some Crow.

  • sullivanst

    He doesn't have a policy of directly stopping wind jobs, he has a policy of stopping the tax credits that creates them.

    Also a policy if being a fucking dick to moderators.

  • squirmisher

    Candy gave me a boner just now, shutting down Romney like that.

  • redarmyzombie

    Oh come on, Mod, don't let Romney do that…

  • C_R_Eature

    "Governor Romney: Is it true that you have a Huge Penis?"

    • Lucidamente1

      "Well, let's just say I have to have my tailor take my magic underwear out."

      • C_R_Eature

        "And I won a 3-legged race all by myself!"

  • BlueStateLibel

    Willard coming across as washed-up game show host.

    • JustPixelz

      washed up game show host libel!!1!

  • Negropolis

    Barry sweet talking the questioner. Nice.

    • Radiotherapy

      You get more from Candy than Crow.

  • SorosBot

    Go old lady; "which tax deductions, specifically, will you eliminate?" Bet Mitt won't really answer the question.

    • JustPixelz

      I would've bet $10,000 he won't.

  • pdiddycornchips

    please, please, please, Bams, ask Romney about his tax returns!!!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Ha ha — let's sit how Mitt evades the question of which tax breaks he's gonna cut to pay for his 20% tax cut.

  • stew1

    Barry's kickin' it. Mittster's gettin' weird.

  • Nothingisamiss

    "You're absaolutely right about part of that." Mr. Dickhead to the middle class.

  • Serfville

    Mittens = Gordon Geckko from Wall Street

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    "I wanna" this.. ."I wanna" that… It's like he's giving Santa his list of wanna's.

  • gullywompr

    NAME ONE SINGLE FUCKING LOOPHOLE, MITT!

  • Not_Mother

    "wind jobs" – Bill Clinton's ears perk up…

  • sullivanst

    Mitt wants to leave all the credits that people like, which leaves… umm… uhh… NOTHING left.

  • Wadisay

    Every time a middle income family is crushed, drink.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Answer the question Mitt! Oh he can't.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Oh, all of a sudden we need a long backstory. In a galaxy far, far away….

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    Why did Obama set that refinery in California on fire?

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      it was a kenyan thing you wouldn't understand.

    • docterry6973

      Because he's black, duh.

  • FraAnima

    Wonkette, what's attack plan Zeta? Mitt looks like he's still stuck in Alpha.

  • sullivanst

    Mathematically impossible.

  • chascates

    But even the homeless should have skin in the game. TAXES FOR THE 47%! !!!!

    • docterry6973

      The homeless could work as human targets for the Arizona national guard. Then tax 'em.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    "I'll pick a number out of thin air! Because that's how I come up with policy!"

  • SorosBot

    And no, he just describes his tax policy vaguely; no real answer of course.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    The man has no answers! He answers every question by restating it, and bringing out the worst current stats he can find. Nowhere are there specifics on what he wants to do.

    • glasspusher

      "I'm glad you asked that- that's a common misconception. Now, what you said is…"

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      "It's true. I have answers. Let me answer that. I have specifics. I have current stats. See, I have answers. I answered your question. With stats and specifics."

  • Serfville

    "Medium Income People" Mittens is so disconnected, the lingo he uses is 1% country clubspeak

  • Powerpuff_Grl

    C'mon Barry – bury him with the 47% in your tax response!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    The KFC Bucket O' Deductions from Colonel Romney!

    • Negropolis

      With all of the secret herbs and spices he won't tell us about.

    • JustPixelz

      Romney has a bukkake of policies for the middle class.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Oh great, I won't be taxed on the $39 I earn in interest every year.

    • Biff

      What a snob!

    • JustPixelz

      Try to remember to create jobs with your tax savings.

  • TribecaMike

    There's a hole in my bucket, dear Mitty, dear Mitty.

  • FakaktaSouth

    He's not going to have the top percent pay more taxes, he's going to pull all the money for this shit right out of his magic underwear. CAPITAL GAINS TAXES DO NOT AFFECT HARDLY ANY MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE YOU DICK

  • chascates

    No 'death tax'! No 'unpleasant investigations' for offshore investors.

  • C_R_Eature

    Does Mitt Romney remind anyone else of the pushiest, most arrogant Car Salesman you've ever met?

    • Radiotherapy

      He doesn't even have to go "talk to his manager."

      • C_R_Eature

        "What do I have to do… to get you into this New Car President Today?"

    • Nothingisamiss

      He's so bad I never even dated someone like him. (A low bar.)

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      He's a motherfucking Nixonian snake.

    • JustPixelz

      More like a timeshare salesman.

  • Jerri

    Who has savings?

    • mille derps

      The Chinese & the Mormon Millionaires.

  • OzoneTom

    No tax on the majority of my income.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: "The top taxpayers are still going to pay 60%" of income tax revenues.

    Duh — meaningless math — if you cut everyone's taxes by the same percentage, their proportions remain the same.

    Oh, no taxes on dividends and capital gains — the poor people will benefit greatly from that.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    ROMNEY TAXES LIE DISSEMBLE LIE DISSEMBLE

  • Wadisay

    When Romney talks about taxes, he starts breathing heavy and getting orgasmic.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      ewwww

    • JustPixelz

      I close my eyes and wait for it to be over.

  • Nothingisamiss

    This is the first debate I've been able to drink freely. Oh my God, it's so much better this way.

  • SorosBot

    No tax on dividends or capital gains – which only rich fuckers get. Those of us who are not rich don't have those things, moron Mitt.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    The tax breaks he's talking about will only help the rich.

  • Not_Mother

    Mitt, we don't have interest on bank accounts in this country. you wouldn't know.

  • Jerri

    Read Mitt's lips!

  • JackObin

    How the fuck did Massachesettes ever elect this flaming asshole?

    • Nothingisamiss

      He was a different flaming asshole back then.

  • pdiddycornchips

    haha!!! Anyone getting interest income is not in the fucking middle class, Bam is going to rip him to shreds here.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Hot doggie! I earned over 20 cents on my checking balance last month. I won't have to pay any taxes on that under President Romoney!

  • JustPixelz

    Did Romney just promise no capital gains tax? That's new. And certainly good news for rich people.

    • FraAnima

      Exactly! What he said was, if you make all your money from capital gains, NO TAXES! and then PROFIT!!!

    • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

      No, that's been part of the Ryan plan, to eliminate capital gains tax altogether. I think.

    • emmelemm

      Yeah, I just can't remember the last time I paid capital gains tax. Oh yeah, NEVER.

  • sullivanst

    Why am I lowering taxes on the middle class? BECAUSE I'M LYING.

    • glasspusher

      Correct!

  • chascates

    Nothing to the high end. Nothing to the middle class. Who better than the poor to pay the tab.

  • Terry

    So, he'll cap deductions to a total, say $2500 regardless of what you deduct?

    • sullivanst

      And the math will still come absolutely nowhere close to working.

      • Terry

        I donate more than that in money to charities and enviro groups, let alone stuff to Goodwill or any other deductions such as mortgage, education, etc.

  • Tilley

    Barrys kickin' it.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    And Mitt won't borrow any money at all? How does that work? How soon?

    • chascates

      He's willing to make the country a loan.

    • SorosBot

      He'll raise money while cutting taxes by magic; it worked for Reagan!

      (Wait, Reagan actually created an unprecedented deficit, that only Clinton was able to fix? Let's not let facts get in the way).

  • Negropolis

    Mr. Romney, been there, done that. Sorry.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    meowtual funds! Mitts is a cat person. 'splains the dawg.

  • SorosBot

    Oh and Obama has cut spending, lying idiot.

  • Radiotherapy

    Here comes the Obama storm.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Oh pleaseohpleaseohplease.

  • Fairtackle

    No taxes and baby unicorns for all the children, Yay!

    • emmelemm

      Dancing ponies for all!

  • Terry

    The Barry is back, thank goodness

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      right?

  • Doktor Zoom

    While my laptop was starting up, Mitt dissed birds for interfering in an oil project. Has Derrick Wildcat weighed in on this?

    • CivicHoliday

      Pish posh, a few dead birds…said no coal miner ever

  • TribecaMike

    Even Mitt's Grecian Formula appears to be deserting him.

  • chascates

    Reagan proved deficits don't matter!!!!

  • Radiotherapy

    Right O, it's not the last 4 years, it's the last 40 years.

  • gullywompr

    Ooooooo… moral obligation to tax the rich!

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Dammit, Barry! Take those fucking gloves off!

  • Negropolis

    "I'm ready to sign that bill, right now."

    Damn right! Get him, Barry. Get him.

  • sullivanst

    Almost all middle class investment is already through tax-free vehicles like IRAs and 401(k)s. Romney's promise to eliminate that tax is almost completely meaningless. Then everything else was just lies.

  • OzoneTom

    Show me the 2009 tax returns.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I think Hopey is channeling William Shatner.

  • grex1949

    Nice to see that Mitt is going to help that 47 percent he didn't care about a few months ago.

  • Tilley

    That's my wonky prez. Welcome back, Barry.

  • chascates

    Wow, Hofstra must be the white epicenter of New York.

  • Serfville

    Wrap Mittens own words around his car elevator! Go!

  • JustPixelz

    Question was what deductions Romney would cut. Romney didn't answer. Obama doesn't have to answer which gives him running room for … well, I'm just going to watch him run.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Hey — it's not fair to use Mitt's own words against him. If he says it's fair for him to pay lower taxes than someone making .5% of his salary, then that's just a damn lie if the wrong people hear it.

  • Jerri

    Barry is finally fired up and ready to go! Keep it up.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    bamz is quite on fire and is pleasing me.

    quite.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      pics?

  • grex1949

    Tie Romney to McConnell. Go, Barry!

  • chascates

    What tax plan now?

  • Radiotherapy

    FTW!

  • HRH_Maddie

    Romney needs to take it easy with this charm offensive.

    • Doktor Zoom

      I am puking from all this charm.

      • HRH_Maddie

        Romney is more offensive than charming.

  • Negropolis

    Can I just say that I'm hearing shades of Jack Kennedy in some of these answers and even the cadence? I'm not gushing; I'm actually hearing this.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Mitt – "No taxes on hedge fund managers!"

  • Serfville

    Don't listen to what Mittens "says" today listen to his past speeches/stances he is king phoney!

  • chascates

    Cut taxes, cut government, cut expectations.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Mitwizard!!!

  • bearperney

    Exactly! No whining!!!

  • SorosBot

    "I'm not looking to cut taxes for wealthy people" – another bald-faced lie, DRINK!

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      I'm only gonna drink when Mitt lies and Barry doesn't call him out on it, which is once every 2 minutes.

  • Tilley

    Small business. Really, Mittens? Eat me.

  • chascates

    Yes, there is no consumer demand. The GOP does not support the average American.

  • Radiotherapy
    • SorosBot

      It's great to see the DNC finally be clever and funny.

  • http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

    I'm not watching this crap & I'm reading any "Live-Buggery" about it either. I have to go out to buy some damn food before the prices go up again. And will return to watching the ball game like an American when I get back.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "Why do I want to bring rates down" and close deductions? Mitt answers his question by saying that small businesses can keep more of their money. Uh — but if you close loopholes to where they're paying the same amount, then that's not true Mitt. You're either a liar or you know nothing about accounting.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      I've been wondering about that for months. What's the point?

  • Tilley

    OH YES MITTENS CARES SO MUCH ABOUT WOMEN. EAT ME TWICE, MITTENS. No wait, not really.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      He's not allowed to eat you. Mormons don't do oral sex.

      • Toomush_Infer

        Um, on the other hand, I…… (loses focus)…

  • Terry

    Mitt insists he doesn't want to lower taxes on rich people, but he's offering a f'ing shell game. Their tax rate officially won't change but oddly enough they'll pay a lot less.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    That was 6 points. More Republican math.

    • glasspusher

      Egg: math is haaard!!!

    • mille derps

      S'okay, because it's all Imaginary Numbers…

  • sullivanst

    He wants to freeze the %age the top 5% pays but reduce the amount everyone else pays?

    Math not his strong point.

    Stuff about "able to hire more" is total, complete and utter bullshit. You hire if you make more profit, that's completely independent of marginal tax rate on profit.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Hey Mitt, the Politburo called. They want their five point plan back.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Cracking down on China?
    Yeah right.

  • MegPasadena

    I really hate small businesses now!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    All of Romney's shit sounds like me-too of what Obama's already doing.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Jobs go because of you Mitt. They go to China.

    • JustPixelz

      They also go because we like to buy cheap stuff from communists.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney gets another at bat to explain which deductions he'll cut. He swings! And misses again!

  • Biff

    Jobs come in, jobs go out, I can't explain that!

    • AlterNewt

      Or won't.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Damn, nothing about the taxing capital gains at 0%? Barry, he gave you an opening, rip him to pieces.

  • beezie687

    Welcome to Columbus, editrx!

  • FraAnima

    Wonkette's comment: "Mitt is kind of a disrespectful sack of finely processed shit right now to everyone."

    Amen

  • C_R_Eature

    Mitt: "I spent my life in Pillaging the Private Sector."

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    hahahahahhaha mitts back to total talking point and canned phrases.

    awesome.

  • Terry

    Mitt sure does know why jobs "go", he's shipped enough jobs overseas

  • Serfville

    Mittens is losing & Mittens is pissed, look at Mittens body language!

  • Yellerdawg

    Jobs are going now because you are shipping them out asshole.

  • Negropolis

    Damn right it's not settled, Mr. President. And, thanks for the set-up, Candy, if even you didn't mean to.

  • sullivanst

    Mitt: How? How? How? How?

    "I know how…"

    SO FUCKING TELL US. How?

  • Mittaplasia

    He said "LOOK!"……shooters, all!

  • Fairtackle

    Mitt walks like he has someones arm up his ass.

  • C_R_Eature

    Romney's Lips are Moving.

  • coolhandnuke

    Barry should spin Mitt's "Five Point Plan" into Mitt's "Five Point Pentagram."

    • Biff

      999!

  • Tilley

    Where were Bam-Bam's balls last time? Bring it president.

  • RaflcaFlkaFlame

    Mitt looks psychotic

    • gullywompr

      And listen closely – he's starting to slur his words. I don't think he's drunk, I just think he's tired, and lost his cool.

  • Negropolis

    14%!

  • TribecaMike

    Put your hands in your pockets, Mitt you stupid dork.

    • JustPixelz

      Stupid dork libel!!!

  • SorosBot

    A trillion dollars here, a trillion there; eventually that adds up to real money.

  • Beowoof

    Oh yeah going after the no specifics and his tax rate, smack him again Barry.

    • Radiotherapy

      And keep smacking.

  • Terry

    Go, Barry, go!

  • SorosBot

    And Obama points out that Romney doesn't pay his own taxes, awesome.

  • Wadisay

    Romney is squinting. He's pissed.

  • Jerri

    It looks like its taking every ounce of strength for mitt to keep that smile on his face.

  • OzoneTom

    A cut of 20% is much better for someone at the 35% rate than a person at the 15% rate.

  • Negropolis

    Where are Mitt's eyes? It's like they curled into the back of his head leaving empty slits.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Big bird!
    Drink!

  • Tilley

    "Big Bird." Chugging.

  • JustPixelz

    RomneyBot is trying to smile but his face just can't make the lips and cheeks move into position. It's kinda creepy. I may need to gouge my eyes out (again).

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Obama's been taking lessons from Biden's performance. Talking to the audience? Good idea!

  • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

    "You cannot debate a man who is willing to lie…" Newt Gingrich said in January — but you CAN make him lose his cool.

    • JustPixelz

      "lose his cool"

      Romney is the Fonzie of Repubican cool.

  • C_R_Eature

    Big Bird! Migratory Birds! WHAT HAS ROMNEY GOT AGAINST BIRDS?

  • FraAnima

    Kick ass, Bamz!!

  • OzoneTom

    Nice to slide in the Big Bird and Planned Parenthood bit.

  • NellCote71

    How can Romney have spent his entire life in the private sector and still have been governor of a state?

  • Doktor Zoom

    Nice "Mr. Businessman" bit!

  • Negropolis

    Righteously "Angry Black Man" FTW.

  • Jerri

    Sketchy deal! Now you've hit your stride!

    • JustPixelz

      Etch-a-sketchy.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    go barry go.

    (what's awesome is my house is open – the weather if fine here – and all my neighbors can here me cheering barry and shrieking at miffed. this is fine as i'm in chicago).

    • Powerpuff_Grl

      Me too – all my GOP neighbors in the OC can hear me cheer. I'll gladly listen to their tears!

  • Terry

    Sketchy deal! I'm singing hallelujah from the choir loft here

  • Wadisay

    Romney smirks. Maybe Fox news will freak out.

  • FakaktaSouth

    ooooh Mitt's tax rates being 14% – god I love this. Go go go go go. Talking bout defunding Big Bird and Planned Parenthood and paying 15% less than most Americans? DAMN! I am waiting on Mitt to throw down his mic and yell about how he doesn't have to take this shit.

  • sullivanst

    "you wouldn't have taken such a sketchy deal"

    BOO-YA!

  • chascates

    What about that home interest deduction?

  • redarmyzombie

    Hey, is it just me or did someone add a punch effect to 'Bammerz' spiel there?

  • Fairtackle

    OOh math, goody.

  • chascates

    I ran mathematicians. I know how to do that.

  • gullywompr

    Mitt cannot BELIEVE that someone would try to moderate HIS debate!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Nice frustrated impatient shrug, Mitt. Why don't you just tell Candy to shut up and listen to you?

  • grex1949

    Barry hit him with Big Bird! Love it!

  • Negropolis

    Of Course they add up, Mitt says condescendingly to Candy.

    Fuck you, pig.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    I was someone who ran businesses…into the ground. FTFY, governor.

  • Beowoof

    Oh he is so full shit it is starting come through the TV

  • Zango Crudmonger

    I ran the cocklympics.

  • Nothingisamiss

    Oh thank you, Lord, Mitt is being an ass.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    As president, I will change the corollaries of arithmetic.

  • SorosBot

    Mitt: I ran businesses! Trust me. Really, no, I don't.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Of course they add up (you silly woman) sez Romney.

  • TribecaMike

    "I AM SOMEONE!"

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    “Of course they add up.” So smug.

  • Biff

    If, just possibly if, the numbers don't add up…

    Of COURSE the numbers add up, I am Mittbot!

  • FakaktaSouth

    Stutter stutter sputter stutter. I I I Balanced the budget for the OLYMPICS MOTHERFUCKERS. OH Mitt is on his heels! Kick him again PresO!

    • NellCote71

      Ran the Olympics on that dirty, filthy gummit money.

  • Negropolis

    "Foreign"

    Drink.

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    Mitt just dropped "Foreign"

    Bastard

  • redarmyzombie

    Yeah, balanced it by outsourcing jobs to China, Indonesia, India, etc, etc….

  • Tilley

    "I ran the Olympics." "I ran the state of Mass." You're unqualified, shitbag.

    • NellCote71

      I thought he spent his entire life in the private sector. Make your mind up, Rmoney.

  • Serfville

    "Ran business" into the ground, & destroyed the "little people"! Hey Mitt what is your real plan??? Specifics please?

  • gullywompr

    Called Obama a foreigner!

  • Nothingisamiss

    Mitt said "foreign." drink.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Flustered Mormon Alert! Flustered Mormon Alert! Floundering!

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Willard got to imply that Barry is foreign! Drink!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "If I told you my real plan, I'd have to kill you!"

    • NellCote71

      Eh, he will anyway. Us olds and 47%ers.

  • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

    Ooooooh! CNN did *NOT* like Mitt's "of course it adds up" quip.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney bragging about his experience balancing budgets. But he cannot answer the simple question of how he will do it.

  • Yellerdawg

    i RAN BUSINESSES YOU DUMB BITCH! no,,,,I'm not crying. Leave me alone!

  • redarmyzombie

    Greece! Take a shot, everyone!

    • Yellerdawg

      Ouzo! Where's the damned ouzo?

  • chascates

    Greece! The Gingrichs love Greece!

  • C_R_Eature

    "I ran the Olympics (with huge federal subsidies) and balanced the budget"

    "I ran businesses (into the ground and made huge profits!)"

    • Blueb4sinrise

      !!!!
      Can't believe he's still touting that Olympic . Fed Bailout.

  • No_Wire_Hangers

    This is excruciating and what we think doesn't really matter because this comes down to the post show punditry and the undecideds. OMG FUCK MITTENS.

  • Not_Mother

    "Of course they add up." I just won't tell you how. "

  • sullivanst

    Mitt can't do the Math, because there's a big-ass "???" in there.

    • Yellerdawg

      In scientific terms; "Magic Happens."

      • sullivanst

        I believe it's "and then a miracle occurs"

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "I know what it takes to balance budgets — I've done it all my life"

    All we need to do is pillage three countries a year for the next eight years and we're set.

  • SorosBot

    You're offsetting the reductions – with what? You still haven't said what you'll cut, asshole.

  • MegPasadena

    After Spain complained about it, he went after Greece.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    jesus this is a clusterfuck

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    Mister Governor you are an Insufferable Asshole.

  • OzoneTom

    10 to 16 trillion has a lot to do with off-book expenditures by the previous administration.

  • FraAnima

    Road to Greece! Where's Bob Hope and Bing Crosby?

    • mille derps

      Greece is the word, is the word that you heard
      It's got a groove, it's got a meaning
      Greece is the time, is the place, is the motion
      Greece is the way we are feeling…

  • Tilley

    Try to bully Mitt. Candy ain't havin' it.

  • chascates

    Sit down, you ignorant slut.

  • Biff

    CAT FIGHT!

  • Fairtackle

    Ha! ran the olympics with unprecedented public funds.

  • redarmyzombie

    Oh, Romney has a Sad, everyone! Take another shot!

    Did anyone else hear the sad trombone there?

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    YES, IT IS A FUCKING 5 TRILLION DOLLAR TAX CUT, YOU FUCKING ROBOTIC DILDO!!!

  • Beowoof

    He knows what takes to balance budget, Fuck you Mitt, you bankrupted companies after you take your fee douche bag.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I love Candy.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "A bucket for every American! And a pot to piss away your deductions in!"

  • gullywompr

    Oh yeah, war on women time!

  • bearperney

    Please Mitt, give us a memorably dickish quote for a nice ad!

  • Serfville

    I think it was Candy Crowley NOT Martha Radizz that went to Prez's wedding! Candy is really protecting Prez & Candy is trouncing on Mittens! Bwaaaaaaa!

  • TribecaMike

    I know who's going to come out ahead with this question.

  • sullivanst

    "Road to Greece" – Greece is being forced to enact austerity budgets, which is what Mitt wants to do.

  • FakaktaSouth

    I signed the Lily Ledbetter act and this dick didn't even know what that was when asked about it – ask me about equality in the workplace some more, girl, please, I am begging you.

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    I'm really glad I'm with you guys right now. B. Barry Bamz is BACK ON THE GOVERNMENT TEAT, and by "government teat" I mean "kicking Romney's lillywhite ass."

  • grex1949

    The audience is looking a little uncomfortable, don't you think?

    • Wadisay

      The audience looks like those ceramic Chinese soldiers they dug up.

  • Tilley

    Get it real, Barry. Talk about your mom and grandma. Hey Mitt? Got anything? No, I didn't think so.

  • Negropolis

    God bless Tuts!

  • SorosBot

    It's Ledbetter time!

  • doloras

    I'M MITT ROMNEY AND I'M THE REAL MITT ROMNEY, THE OTHER MITT ROMNEYS ARE JUST MASTURBATING

  • Doktor Zoom

    I believe Mr. Obama took President Bartlett's advice

  • OzoneTom

    Lily Ledbetter. Bamz helped build that.

  • C_R_Eature

    Let's talk about the American jobs going overseas from the Sensata Technologies plant in Freeport, Illinois, shall we?

  • chascates

    True that.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh MORE barry on target.

    he should mention that paul ryan voted against LL act.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Barry knows: Chicks Rule!

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is SO RUDE! Does he have Tourette syndrome?

    • sullivanst

      I think it's the meth/crack cocktail.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Wish this Obama had showed up a few weeks ago at Denver. Of course it helps that Asshole Romney showed up tonight.

  • Jerri

    If I was an undecided lady this yay women talk here would woo the votes right out of me.

  • chascates

    And pissed off a lot of the financial bigwigs.

  • Beowoof

    Calling Willard on his Pell grant bullshit. Yeah.l.

  • Not_Mother

    Romney said "I ran the Olympics and balanced the budget." Yes, with $1.5 billion bailout from the federal government.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "In every walk of life we will not tolerate discrimination"

    Why is President Obama a racist?

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Mitt seems like he has a tight ass, and not in the good way-I wonder how he farts without exploding.

  • TribecaMike

    Will Fox accuse Romney of being drunk after this?

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      I wanna see Fox goons get Rmoney drunk.

    • JustPixelz

      Romney's forced smile was so disrespectful. And his non-sequitor answers. Plus interrupting. If the VP debate taught us anything, the Fox doctor will diagnose dementia.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Ya know, as far as equality goes, my wife has never worked, and I find it works better like that. Let's do more of that.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt doesn't discriminate — he's given thousands of jobs to Chinese people.

  • sudsmckenzie

    "I love you Women"

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    MItt's mom was a single mom doing secretarial work, too.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    oh so now Mitt is for affirmative action?

  • Serfville

    Bullshit Mitt time! Cannot verify this bullshit Mitt "women cabinet" story. I want to see the video/audio!

  • Doktor Zoom

    MITT ROMNEY DID QUOTAS!!!!!!!

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Affirmative Asshole.

    • Nothingisamiss

      My first thought. Take that wingnuts. (Although, who am I kidding. They were taught with A Beka books.)

  • Tilley

    Bring it with the women Barry.

    Oh, Mitt learned a great deal about women? How about IF THEY'RE RAPED AND GET PREGNANT, SHITBAG??

  • Zango Crudmonger

    I have a binder full of women

    • docterry6973

      I used to have a binder full of women, but now I download them from the Internet.

  • Negropolis

    Here he goes with his administration in MA. So very personal and heartfelt of you, governor. lol He could have totally talked about his mom's run for the Senate, but he goes back to his governorship in MA. Tone deaf bastard is tone deaf.

    • JustPixelz

      Tone Def is his rap name.

  • Wadisay

    Binders full of women. Got to get me some of that!

  • grex1949

    Send me a binder full of women, please.

  • Come here a minute

    Mitt likes girls, YAY! (And allows them to make dinner. Uh, thanks.)

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    A BINDER FULL OF WOMEN!

  • gullywompr

    "I disguised myself as a woman for a year to discover their secrets…."

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Binders of women! Actual binders!

    • gullywompr

      50 shades of soooooo wrong….

  • pdiddycornchips

    Binders full of women!!! Only a fucking douche bag frat boy would say something that stupid

  • Jerri

    "Gee whilikers, where the women at?"

    "In the binders governor Romney."

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Keep talking about your time as a Governor, Mitt. How come you didn't run for a second term?

  • MegPasadena

    Mitt hired women because he paid them 70% of the man's pay.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Also, Massachusetts has free tampon machines in the ladies' rooms.

  • SorosBot

    Mitt Romney doesn't hate women, really! Dick. And he's not talking about any policy, just his own experience.

  • grex1949

    A binder full of flexible women would be nice, as well.

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    Romney story about women is that he knew none and so he needed a "women's group" to help find him the women. LOL

    • Tilley

      That was pretty much what he said, wasn't it! So he had to send his girl out to find some binders full of women.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    What crap — Mitt made dinner? Credibility gone.

  • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

    "Binders full of women" alright that's a take-away for me. Mitt channeling inner old Mormon.

  • Tilley

    Mittens looks a little discombobulated, tryin' to talk about women and all.

  • Veritas78

    Whole binders full of women! How exciting.

    Obama has appointed women to the Supreme Court. Shut the fuck up, Mitt.

    • Fairtackle

      Thomas has binders full of highly qualified women.

      • glasspusher

        Binder full of pr0n

  • Radiotherapy

    Boring robot story. How are you going to do it?

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    We're going to have so many jobs – our employers will have NO CHOICE but to settle for a dumb woman to hire!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Beowoof

    Oh oh Willard Whoppers coming out.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney says he likes women. His big policy idea: flextime. Sounds like socializm.

    • Tilley

      I loved the "flex time" bit. Like he just thought it up himself. Hey Robo-Mitt, us binders-full of women were doing flex-time back in the '70s.

      He doesn't even try to understand this planet's strange human ways, does he?

  • Negropolis

    Totally, utterly, completely not answering the question.

  • JackObin

    Could the hair dye be leaking into his brain, or does he just need a drink? He sounds like a raving loon.

    • NellCote71

      And those are cocaine eyes if I have ever seen them.

  • Wadisay

    Romney is losing when he gabbles on with a bunch of anecdotes about how he knew some women once.

    • Biff

      Some of his friends also own women. Like himself.

  • Jerri

    Fuck! Yes women need flexible hours because they have to work and make my sandwiches!! Fucking Mitt.

  • gullywompr

    An economy so strong that even women will get jobs.

    • Negropolis

      WIN

      That's EXACTLY what he's saying.

  • TribecaMike

    Where's Romney? All I see is this boring accountant.

  • sullivanst

    Employers will only be anxious to hire women if they can't find any men, eh Mitt?

    FUCK YOU!

  • FeloniousMonk

    I do believe Romney just got out his shovel and started digging his grave on equity for women.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Women will be able to keep more of what they earn because their birth control will be unavailable.

    • NellCote71

      And they will have more children so QED.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: "We want to make an economy so strong that employers are looking for employees."

    Oh hey industrialists — Mitt's going to make labor more expensive. Happy?

    • JustPixelz

      That would give "You want this job, don't you?" an entirely different non-Cain meaning.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "While the economy's weak, men need the pay, Ladies! When the economy is growing, we'll leave some cash for you on the dresser."

    • gullywompr

      Will they take a check?

      • NellCote71

        Debit cards, cash or get the fuck outta here.

  • C_R_Eature

    I think Barry's On His Game tonight and getting in solid hits. Mitt's trying to sell it but I don't think his act's going over as well as the last time.

  • Raskolnikova
  • Mittaplasia

    Mitt's "debatus interruptus" tactic is getting on my nerves (yells again at TV)!.

    • NellCote71

      Dog has already slunk off, no matter how many times I tell her it's not her that I am mad at.

  • smashaduck

    If you looked up sociopath in the dictionary, you'd see the definition of a sociopath. Which is what Mitt Romney is.

    • NellCote71

      Is that what that crazed-eyed stare is about?

  • redarmyzombie

    'Kay,
    Is it just me, or did Romney run his mouth without actually saying a single thing just now?

    • Jerri

      For a change?

    • sullivanst

      Which question?

      Oh yeah, AOT,K.

  • coolhandnuke

    And Ann pays the help equally by tossing a bag of money to them to share regardless of their lack of color or lack of sex.

  • Powerpuff_Grl

    "IF you're going to have women in the workforce"?!?!?!?!

    IF?!?!

    Sorry, Mittens, but 98% of the women of the country are not sister wives/Mormon women who are discouraged from working.

  • FlyOverGirl

    Hear that, bitches? If employers want to hire us, they have to be flexible.

  • Tilley

    "I know what it takes! I do! Really! I'm gonna help women get work!"Look at him shaking.

    • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

      and we'll do it by paying them 72% of what a man would make!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    bamz needs to come back with biden's comment: he may be personally generous but his policies SUCK.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Can't we find some women that are qualified?_Condescending Asshole.

    • OzoneTom

      I guessing that he underperformed on that.

    • Powerpuff_Grl

      That was my immediate response.

  • Not_Mother

    Stench is on line memorization now. Not working.

  • OzoneTom

    He's trying to win the audience, not the nation.

    This is good.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    “I know what it takes!”
    DRINK

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Mitt loves his binders of women so much he will give them $50 off their first transvaginal probe.

  • Beowoof

    He knows what a working economy looks like, in Shanghai.

  • Biff

    jesus, that smarmy fuck's smile is really making me stabby tonight.

    • NellCote71

      I have had to put all the kitchen knives in the garage. Flat screen teebees and dogs don't take kindly to stabby me.

    • mayor_quimby

      I've buried all my knives in the garden.

  • Fairtackle

    Ryan washed a pan ergo we understand women.

  • chascates

    It's not just for sluts.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Kids- graduating from college, with PhD's, building the fuck outta the world…..kids. get off romney's lawn, kids.

  • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

    Hey, little girl!
    Comb your hair, fix your make up…

    Ooooo, binders and binders of women!

  • gullywompr

    Slut vote!

    • mille derps

      I will! I promise!

  • Nothingisamiss

    Yes! Barry brings up birth control!

  • SorosBot

    And now Obama goes on the offensive on birth control and abortion; it's great the Dems have finally realized this is a winning issue and not something to shrink away from.

  • Negropolis

    The way Obama is navigating the questions to get to the points he missed in the first debate is nothing short of masterful.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    How is contraceptive coverage a jobs issue? Why, women can't even become successful homemakers as a career unless they've had a few kids.

  • Yellerdawg

    Did Mitt just say he skipped over qualified men to hire women? Is that a hiring quota?

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    9:38 PM: There is a question about women in a presidential debate that’s not about what men want for dinner? Huh?

    That is why I cook dinner.
    Haaaarumph!

  • rocktonsam

    I'M NOT WATCHING OR LISTENING. I will let my Wonkados sort it out. along with the weed and beers

  • Tilley

    Shout out for Planned Parenthood. THANK YOU BARRY.

  • Terry

    Good sticking up for Planned Parenthood, thank you thank you thank you

  • Negropolis

    "Not just women's issues, they're family issues, economic issues."

    Can I get an amen?

  • pdiddycornchips

    Romney will put all you women in binders and put you on his staff? That's just gross.

    • EatsBabyDingos

      It's a short staff.

    • NellCote71

      And blinders, too.

  • SorosBot

    And Planned Parenthood rocks; I donated to them before I got laid off, so should everyone who can afford to.

  • BarackMyWorld

    Hey, America, remember how terrible Republicans are now?

    • NellCote71

      Aaammmennn.

  • Come here a minute

    Yay PLANNED PARENTHOOD. http://www.plannedparenthood.org/donate (probably)

  • Serfville

    Ohhhh! Daughters against sons crack, good one!

  • Tilley

    "These are not just women's issues. These are family issues." THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT.

  • gullywompr

    Love it – not women's issues, but human issues.

  • C_R_Eature

    Barry's reminding everyone about Romney and the Republican's ACTUAL POLICY STATEMENTS on Women's rights issues.

    That's really hitting below the belt.

    • Tilley

      It's ok, there's nothing down there.

  • TribecaMike

    Not into rebutting that one, heh Mitt?

  • Negropolis

    Oh, shit! This question is EPIC.

    'Bout damned time!

  • mavenmaven

    whoa, a bush reference from a questioner. got to see this…

  • chascates

    Tell me, Weimar Germany, can I trust you?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "I've got daughters, he's got sons. Of course he doesn't want you worrying your little head!"

  • Doktor Zoom

    Kid Zoom wonders where this Barry was two weeks ago.

    I do too…but damn, am I glad he showed up tonight!

    • NellCote71

      Given the short-term memory of the populace, this works to our advantage.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i say again, kid zoom needs his own column on wonkette.

  • JustPixelz

    Question blaming Bush! OH … OH … OH.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Oooo, make him distance himself from W. Good one!

  • Serfville

    GREAT QUESTION, LADY WITH GLASSES!

  • Biff

    BUSH's FAULT-DRINK!

  • Not_Mother

    "I only have 17 of 24 Bush staff–right now"

  • chascates

    NO TAKE BACKS!

  • OzoneTom

    Well-designed question. So Rmoney will dodge it.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Republicans suck!
    Good question.

  • Beowoof

    I love he is trying to duck the Bush question.

  • TribecaMike

    Good question. Welcome to New York, asshole.

    • Negropolis

      This.

      • TribecaMike

        Is.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Cockblock for bamz!

    Editz- cLockbloc

  • Yellerdawg

    Bush? Who's she talking about?

  • Radiotherapy

    Whine before answering Mitt.
    Taking every side of all issues.

  • Jerri

    Ha! That's not a loaded question!

  • Mittaplasia

    I saw a black person in the audience…drink!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Bringin' up Bush!! That was one hell of a shiv of a question, Lady! Nice job!

  • FakaktaSouth

    W W W! Oh yeah, Mitt REAAALLLY appreciates that lady brought up George W, that's why he wanted to go back and talk about the LAST question.

  • Tilley

    Uh-oh. Bitch brings up the "Bush" thing. Go on with your bad self, Mittster.

  • mavenmaven

    oh, he's avoiding the question! and lying about contraception!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Gee — when asked about Dubya, Mitt chooses to answer the last question again.

    • NellCote71

      The name no one dares to speak.

  • Serfville

    Libertarian Mitt! Who are you tonight Mitt?

  • Mittens Howell, III

    OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!

    shementionedbush omg

  • chascates

    We really should have the scab NFL refs moderate a debate.

    • SorosBot

      Didn't they in the Warren/Brown Senate debate?

  • coolhandnuke

    Katz just jammered this kid.

  • sudsmckenzie

    Time!, drink (for Elizabeth Warren)

  • Negropolis

    I've been waiting for the Bush question for the ENTIRE campaign.

  • Beowoof

    Holy shit what a fucking liar., it is amazing.

  • redarmyzombie

    Oh god, he's totally got that Deer-in-the-Headlights expression!

  • sullivanst

    You want to talk about Bush? OK, let me talk about women.

  • Nothingisamiss

    WTF. MITT CANNOT STOP CHANGING POSITIONS.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      well to be fair, one time, one of them might work?

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Did Romney just say that an employer cannot say whether you use contraceptive or not? He just lost K-Lo's vote.

  • BlueStateLibel

    Oh yes, let's bring up good old Dubya, just what Willard wants to hear.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    President Bush and I are different people. He only had a four point plan. And he did not have any show horses.

  • Radiotherapy

    You know who else had a five point plan?

    • Doktor Zoom

      Amalgamated Pentagram?

    • TribecaMike

      Shoes For Industry?

    • C_R_Eature

      Oblio?

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      The Sudentenland?

    • sullivanst

      Lenin?

    • redarmyzombie

      Chairman Mao?

    • Lucidamente1

      The kulaks?

  • Terry

    Mitt differs from GWB in that Mitt doesn't have Cheney's hand directly up his ass although Norquist's, Rove's, and the Koches' hands ARE up there

  • mavenmaven

    and declaring war on China!

  • SorosBot

    Romney is not W because of technology, and because he'll be a dick to China too. Right.

  • BarackMyWorld

    "I appreciate question which is why I'm not going to answer it."

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: "President Bush and I are different people — and these are different times."

    I, for instance, would keep 20,000 troops in Iraq, where Dubya would've forgotten about them entirely.

  • MegPasadena

    Crack down on China? How?

  • chascates

    More NAFTAs!

  • Lucidamente1

    "Well, on the question of women, I defer to that fine New Yorker, some of you may know him, Ralph Kramden, who often said 'Bang, zoom, to the moon, Alice.' Hah, hah."

  • TribecaMike

    Arab Venezuelan birth control, WHAAA????

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Uh oh!!!!!! NEVER CRITICIZE another REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BarryOPotter

    I'm waiting for Mitt to say '999' instead of 'mah 5 point plan.'

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is so RUDE! He must be a dick. Or drunk. Or an asshole.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Oh shit, I'm one of these.

    • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

      magic underwear are pulled up way too tight.

  • Serfville

    Mitt will turn America into Love Canal/China, choking on toxic smoke in every corner of this country! No regulations on anything!

  • Powerpuff_Grl

    Did he just refer to "the Arabs"?

    That comment won't go down well in Dearborn, MI.

  • gullywompr

    balanced budget my ass!

  • Tilley

    Go Mitt! Diss Gee-Dubya! Love it.

  • C_R_Eature

    How is Romney different from George Bush? The question is, how are Romney's Advisers and Staff different from George Bush's

    The answer – they're not.

  • chascates

    Plus I loved my dad, Bush didn't.

    • SorosBot

      They both have the exact same Daddy issues; that worked so well the second time around (the first being John Quincy Adams, and I don't know enough about that period to have an opinion on his Presidency).

    • Nothingisamiss

      Beacuse my dad is dead.

  • redarmyzombie

    What?! Since when was Bain a SMALL business?!?!

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Every April 15.

  • Negropolis

    I'm waiting to see how Barry winds this up. He could bury Romney with this question.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    OKAY FINE!!!!! CC and Audience. Go ahead. Ask good questions.

    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

    • C_R_Eature

      You'd better sleep next to a bucket tonight.

      • Blueb4sinrise

        tile floor. sliding glass door. squeegee

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Small BUSINESS like Bain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bain = Donut Shop?????

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Bain Capital was a teeny little business.

    • TribecaMike

      Like a titmouse.

    • BlueStateLibel

      Teeny little business with a teeny little office in the Cayman Islands.

  • FraAnima

    WTF is Mitt talking about? What are these new magical energy sources that will lead to energy independence in 5 years?

    • shelwood46

      It's a static electricity engine. Paul lent him one of his books.

      • sullivanst

        Some way to harness the hot air Romney generates?

    • Geminisunmars

      Well, he still believes in cold fusion, so that should help.

  • orygoon

    My tax cuts will kick Bush tax cuts ' azz!

  • Tilley

    No No NO! I'm not a Bushy Repub! I'm DIFFERENT! Well right now at this moment, anyway.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Romney is saying Bush sucked… Ha!

  • Wadisay

    How is Mittens different from Bush? Great fookin' question! Segues to 5 point plan and energy policy. WTF????!!! I hope that lady was listening, because the answer is, not to bloody much.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    bain capital is not a small business.

    just sayin'

  • VeraSevera

    What…wait…what…small business? Help…what did he just say?

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    I don't think Mitt Romney actually is listening to anything he's saying right now.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Why would he?

      • sullivanst

        It's not like he means any of it.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i was wondering how he was responding in the moments of 'mitt not talking'.

  • OzoneTom

    But about the actual question Governor…

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "I came through small business!" HAAAAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

  • Jerri

    Romney says the GOP is too connected to big business! Hahaha neat.

  • Serfville

    Mitt in bed with Westgate Resorts people, nail him with that one Prez!

  • Fairtackle

    Five points of light.

  • redarmyzombie

    Once again, jobs in China, Indonesia, India, etc…

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Stepped out for a smoke. Did Mitt lie or be a douche while I was gone?

  • Yellerdawg

    When the fuck did Romney have a small business?

  • grex1949

    I know how to make jobs happen. I'm not going to tell you, though, because then I'd have to kill you.

  • BlueStateLibel

    "Deficits don't matter." – Dick Cheney.

    Lying sack of crap, Willard, the only thing you know about small businesses is crushing them.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Small business of millionaires a la Bain capital.

  • sullivanst

    Anyone drinking on "I know how to…" isn't going to survive the night.

    • Yellerdawg

      ye,,biil…ohhh, <whump>

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    How come if Republicans are so pro-small business they don't just create a tax category that only covers small businesses and make it mandatory that they use that category to file? Then all their pro-small-business ideas can actually go just to small business and not just use them as an excuse.

    Oh — ha ha — that question just answered itself — nevermind.

  • Terry

    Mitt is troubled by ObamaCare? It's Romneycare for God's sake!

  • Negropolis

    What's the difference between Dubya and Willard?

    Their names.

  • orygoon

    Bain Capital, Small Business!

  • Tilley

    Tell it Bam-Bam. 'bout time.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    barry is way on his game.

    round #3 is going to be ugly.

  • Serfville

    Mitt Mr. Toxic Smoke, Mr. China! Go Prez!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Governor Romney was, in fact, made in China.

    • Terry

      A proud Foxconn product.

  • Negropolis

    The audience laughed again. This thing is over. He has the audience on his side. Game over, man.

  • TribecaMike

    There's a guy in the camera hole with a machine gun. If Mitt's elected, we'll all get one of those.

    • C_R_Eature

      Only one?

      • TribecaMike

        He is a moderate conservative after all.

  • sullivanst

    Sensata time?

  • Radiotherapy

    Good O, talk about the "Winner Take All Economy" and Mitt will insure that it continues.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Gubberner, you are the last person to not fuck china in the ass.

  • Terry

    Hallelujah, Mitt's the last person who'll get though on China! Sing it Barry!

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    About motherfuckin' time Barry called out Mitt on China!

  • Not_Mother

    "You the LAST muthafucker gonna get tough on China." Flurry of combos from Hopey.

  • Negropolis

    Oh God, he's turning Bush on Willard. Oh god, oh god oh god…O-gasming…

  • Wadisay

    Gaaahhhh! Barry got a golden opportunity to tie Romney to Bush and is doing a half-assed job of it.

  • mavenmaven

    "governor, you are the last person to go after China". Needs to be sampled with beats…

  • MegPasadena

    Self deportation! Zing.

  • Biff

    Self-deportation!

  • FakaktaSouth

    OH FUCK YEAH, making Bush look BETTER than Romney. EXCELLENT EXCELLENT strategy. Man I love this.

    • Jerri

      That was very, very well done.

    • Nothingisamiss

      God, Fakakta, it's like all the hopes we had for the first debate. YES!!

  • Tilley

    So happy to see my Hussein O. back. Kill him softly, Barry. You the man.

  • grex1949

    Obama is kicking Romney's butt tonight. "Romney's more extreme than Bush on social policy."

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    GO BARRY! Kick that honky's spotty ass.

  • VeraSevera

    Sorry Prez…that last was incoherent.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Romney seems to have stopped interrupting. Maybe he realized he was coming off as a giant dick.

  • JustPixelz

    Obama on Bush v Romney. Am I dreaming about how great this is going?

    • Negropolis

      You are not.

    • Tilley

      No.

    • FraAnima

      I'll have to wait until the pundits tell me who won.

      • glasspusher

        You're a well trained plebe.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      from hearing the radio, bamz is such a slam dunk it makes me think he really did throw debate #1.

  • rocktonsam

    I'm sure Mittens misspoke, he has closed many many small business's to pay for hisrcar elevator

  • chascates

    I have bizarre ideas of what Romney might provide me.

    • Terry

      Romney would give you the good ole days of Charles Dickens' England.

  • orygoon

    I am late to this party. Have their been fisticuffs?

    • HouseOfTheBlueLights

      Actually, yes.

    • Negropolis

      Very early on, nearly. And then Romney saw that he wasn't going to be able to bully the president and moderate, again, and slinked back to his chair with his tail between his legs.

      • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

        and now he's stammering a lot

  • SorosBot

    I killed Osama, bitches! Hell yeah.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Osama bin Laden is dead. Drink.

  • gullywompr

    BIN LADEN IS DEAD

  • doloras

    Wait. Jesse's peeing smack?

  • OzoneTom

    OBL dead. Drink!!!

  • Blueb4sinrise

    I think the CNN crawl on undecided voters is one woman in Keokuk asleep on the sofa and a guy in Boca Raton with an old Playboy trying to get it hard enough to fap.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Marcellus Wallace just got to ask a question! This shit is rigged!

    • pdiddycornchips

      Does he look like a bitch?

      • glasspusher

        What!?!?

  • chascates

    I promised not to put whites in camps and I haven't.

  • pdiddycornchips

    I can't wait to hear Mitt talk to the black guy. $50 bucks if he asks him for a shine

  • Yellerdawg

    Wait! Osama is dead? Did Mitt do it?

  • Powerpuff_Grl

    "Osama bin Laden is dead"

    Oh, yeah, baby!!!

  • Doktor Zoom

    No more insurance companies jerking you around!

    (I half-heard "dicking you around…")

  • Serfville

    Prez get into your heart and out of your head Puleaze! Talk about 45,000 people dying per year from not having health insurance! Channel your inner Bill Clinton pleaze!

  • Wadisay

    Barry is off the de-caf. Good.

    • Powerpuff_Grl

      Axelrod had the secret service guys slip him some cigarettes when Michelle wasn't looking.

  • AlterNewt

    To be fair, Mitt's approach to debate rules is consistent with his view on all rules- they are for losers.

  • Mittaplasia

    Mittens is Obama's bitch tonight! Yaaaaay!

  • Negropolis

    Me too!

  • chascates

    Maybe Lehrer just creeped him out.

  • glasspusher

    The yanks just sent for their third pitcher. Are the Repubs warming up a reliever for Mitt?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Barry is a lot better at handling the "I'm black and disappointed" questions than he was a couple of years ago.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Barry hasn't said "uh" or "um" once I think.

    • Tilley

      I noticed that too.

  • grex1949

    Sit down, Mitt.

  • Serfville

    "Me too Mitt!" Bwaaaaaaaa!

  • OzoneTom

    Siddown Willard!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    romneycare WIN.

  • C_R_Eature

    Mitt Romney, the "Me Too" President.

    Nice hit.

  • Yellerdawg

    I'm falling in love again.

    • Terry

      This is the Barry we know and love. Biden must have taken for a drive in the Trans Am to amp him up.

  • chascates

    They should have to hand each other the mic.

    • just_a_head

      Then there's the opportunity for a drop-the-mic moment!

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

      There would be blood.

      • Zango Crudmonger

        I will not drink Mitt's milkshake.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Oh my God, that would've been great.

  • TribecaMike

    Not to blow your minds, Debate World, but there is more than one black man on Long Island.

  • Serfville

    Beware of the unknown Gordon Geccko America!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Romney is depressing me!

  • BrendanIM

    Man, if I was sexy and black and articulate and charismatic and really well-educated and informed and less drunk, I could totally do a better job than Obama! Come on!

  • FakaktaSouth

    Elect PresO and you know what you're going to get – elect me and who the fuck KNOWS what I'll say/do/pretend next?

  • Tilley

    Yes, a repeat of the last four years, mitt, might bring us back to wholeness. Jerkoff.

  • Jerri

    I think you know that rich white men have historically been on your side, so vote for me, Mitt Romney.

  • Negropolis

    All that will echo in my head all night is "Me Too." That was fuckin' brilliant.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      also: the number DO ADD UP.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Romney: stop smiling you little jerk – BE MISERABLE!!!!

    • Beowoof

      He doesn't lose anything if he loses the race, he is still rich on the backs of the working men and women in this country.

  • UW8316154

    hey, I just got here, late to the party (as usual). Would someone fill me in on how it's going for our main man Barry? Another fucking disaster? Barry is back?

  • SorosBot

    Yeah Mitt, take it to those Republicans in congress who blocked so much of what Obama wanted to do!

  • Biff

    FUCKYOUMITTHE DIDN'T DOUBLE THE FUCKINGDEFICIT!!11

  • Serfville

    Shut up Mitt, Affordable Care Act does not start until 2014!

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Lie of the century– Medicare and SS on the road to bankruptcy. This lie is responsible for more disengagement of young people from the civic sphere than any other, and it just makes me sees red every time I hear it.

    • sullivanst

      Also doubling the deficit – Bush's last was $1.3T, this year's is $1.1T.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Deficit/debt….. werds, they mater.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Romney's list of what Obama hasn't done sounds petty compared to what Obama's list of accomplishments.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

      I'm about to walk out if Barry doesn't fight this shit back.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Nope, cockblocking Congress had nothing to do with Barry not keeping his promises.

  • Tilley

    "The middle class is being crushed, but not like what I'll do. Vote for me!"

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt said Obama promised to reform Social Security? What? Social Security is solvent until 2037 and is the least urgent program in need of reform, and I don't remember him every saying this. What rot.

    And this whole "The middle class is getting crushed" meme is being repeated so many times that it seems like it's the only idea Mitt's come up with.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Where do I get a copy of "The Entire Record"

  • sullivanst

    Romney getting beat so bad he's about to cry.

  • Biff

    FOOD STAMPS!

  • chascates

    Look at all the shitty pop music that's come out since he was in office.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      haha

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Taylor Swift libel. I approve that message.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I think Romney will need a drink after this.

  • Tilley

    Mittens is sweating.

  • TribecaMike

    "And another five bajillion blah blah blah and yo who let the dogs out."

  • Fairtackle

    When the prez is talking, Mitt has an expression on his face like he is being repeatedly kicked in the nuts.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    hahahaha looky, Obama from debate one came back as Whitey McRichperson!

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is laughably bad I'm waiting for him to shout "Live from New York. It's Saturday Night!".

  • lulzmonger

    Obama looks like someone lit a fire under his ass & Romney looks slimier than ever.

    Seeing him play the tiny violin for the American middle class = funniest thing I've seen all day.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Wait!!! I thought Romney LIKED regulations!!!!!

  • SorosBot

    And food stamps rock; of course Mitt uses them as a dogwhistle-y insult.

    • Terry

      Yeah, thank God that those people actually had a bit of support to help them.

  • C_R_Eature

    This debate must be going well for Barry, because I haven't had the overwhelming urge to start breaking furniture at all yet.

    Yes, that's my Metric. I learned it during the last Bush administration.

    • Radiotherapy

      I learned it during the Reagan Administration.

      • C_R_Eature

        I had a higher tolerance back then. Also didn't watch TV, much.

  • orygoon

    Hey candidates, sew up my vote by vowing to hang some goddam banksters.

  • Serfville

    Ronnie Reagan drink!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Ronald Reagan. Drink.

  • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

    Reagan! Drink!

  • Doktor Zoom

    Obama is giving those black people food stamps! As a GOOD black, you don't like that, right?

  • redarmyzombie

    RONALD REAGAN!!! DRINK, EVERYONE!!!!

  • ElPinche

    Obama's making Romney sweaty.

    • Lucidamente1

      Nixon libel!

    • Carrabuda

      He certainly makes me sweaty.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: Ronald Reagan's recovery created twice as many jobs…

    Oh — Reagan raised taxes most years in his administration, right?

  • Radiotherapy

    Reagan!
    And then Reagan raised taxes.

  • Jerri

    Jerbs for babies naow!1!

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Reagan Boom happened in part after '82 tax increases! Mention that, Obama. Pleasepleaseplease…

  • MegPasadena

    Reagan's recession was tiny compare with the great recession!

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Romney GETTING DESPERATE!!! Going to ask about birth certificates next!

  • VeraSevera

    I'm still absorbing how he didn't answer the question about equal pay. He's going to "support" women in the workplace…hey, dude, polygamy is over, it's all about Lillie Whatshername…do you think womyn were paying attention to that?

  • chascates

    And who has a chicken in every pot these days I'd like to know?

    • shelwood46

      Does anyone eat boiled chicken?

    • C_R_Eature

      Does a chicken stuffed with Pot count?

  • Tilley

    uh oh, mitt stuttered. plus he's repeating himself. reboot!

  • sullivanst

    "Not keeping up with population growth" – complete lies.

  • gullywompr

    Romney's starting to be as coherent as Clint Eastwood.

  • Negropolis

    Romney, you poor fuck.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    If they Repugs in the state houses would stop firing public sector workers unemployment would be a couple of points lower.

  • Beowoof

    Jeez Ronald Rayguns economic recovery was done with a 50% top tax rate, and Raygun put in place the largest tax increase in American History with tax act of 1986.

  • BarryOPotter

    "All those people on food stamps wouldn't happen under my administration with our 'Hungry kids? Tough Shit' plan to make the poorz more boot-strap-pulley."

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Reagan Recession!
    Drink!

  • Radiotherapy

    He keeps saying the same shit.

  • Yellerdawg

    47 million people on food stamps=47 million families that had dinner tonight that otherwise would not have.

  • VodkaGoGo

    And the Medicare, SS going bankrupt canard goes unchallenged again. Why is this bullshit just accepted without question?

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Arrest them!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    I hope Lorraine has a question about lesbian bondage shows and how Republicans feel about them.

    • NellCote71

      Depends.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    CANDY: 'gov don't go away.'

    ]actually asshat, PLEASE go away.

  • gullywompr

    What's your Hispanic name again?

  • SkinnyNerd

    Somebody did not oil up Rombot very well. His movements are not very smooth.

    • SkinnyNerd

      Never mind, its my bad connection.

  • chascates

    Peggy Noonan has problems with those names too.

    • Serfville

      Thosssse argarian wide eyed shiney immigrantzzzzzzzz, pour me anotha hot toddy, Jeeeevesssss!

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    DEPORT THE BROWN PEOPLE! Unless they're wearing self tanner.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Dammit.

  • grex1949

    "Your papers, please."

  • chascates

    I'm practically a gay Latina myself. Love and Rockets!

    • Doktor Zoom

      Luba would whack him with her hammer.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Is she from the busty peasant stories or the lesbian robot repair stories?

  • Negropolis

    My Mexican Daddy. Drink.

  • SorosBot

    Even Mitt knows he fucked up the Latino woman's name.

  • OzoneTom

    Er … ah .. lemme think here…

  • Doktor Zoom

    Lorain, delorean, whateve your weirdass name is, I think you mojados contribute a lot!

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Holy shit! Mitt's head is twice as big as Barry's!

    • Tilley

      Unfortunately for him, that does not translate into brain size.

  • mavenmaven

    Lorraine, let me step back so my thugs can check your papers.

  • Powerpuff_Grl

    1st question on immigration in 3 debates!

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Mitt: "Lorraine I don't know who you are, but I'm calling security."

  • Tilley

    Messican, Mitt? BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Something is not right here. Where are they finding Latina, Jewish, and black undecided voters?

    • http://www.cromiller.com cromiller

      They're Republican staff members.

    • sullivanst

      Lawn Guyland. Hofstra's close to Queens.

    • Negropolis

      Exactly. There are none. They know the deal.

  • Serfville

    You know Mitt and his Nazi henchmen will build that fence!

  • gullywompr

    His answer to the brown lady is not condescending at all…

  • pdiddycornchips

    Immigration!! Self deport!!!

  • C_R_Eature

    "This is a Nation of Immigrants, but I can't have them landscaping my lawn. I'm running for office, for Pete's sake!"

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Come to America!!!!! Get a Visa!!! Or a Mastercard!

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Capital crosses borders freely. Goods cross borders freely. People should be able to cross borders freely. FUCK "illegal" immigration. The entire concept is hateful.

  • Terry

    His dad was born in Mexico because Mitt's grandfather fled this country so he could practice polygamy.

    • JustPixelz

      Mitt sends his money out of the country. His grandpa sent his pussies.

  • Jerri

    Welsh immigrant! Ann is just like you! Ha what?

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    "I want our legal system to work better." And I want Alison Brie to show up at my door wearing nothing but a mischievous smile. Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see what fills up first.

  • Serfville

    Get ready to show your papers at all times Americans if you elect slimey liar Mitt!

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    "A green card stapled to their diploma" And how will you pay for these staples, Mitt? Huh? How?

    • Biff

      Does Bain own Staples?

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    My dad was born in Mexico, wore serapes and sombreros, and drove a low-rider. Ole!

  • Beowoof

    Going to send them all home Willard.

  • sudsmckenzie

    "Loraina, I'm running for office here for petes sake"

  • chascates

    Working in the mines could be another.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    No drivers licenses for Mexicans!!!!!!

  • sullivanst

    Don't need a lawyer to immigrate legally, I'm living proof.

    Also too, green cards for grads? Then don't promise to veto the DREAM act!

  • C_R_Eature

    No Immigrant Magnets? Immigrants are made of Ferrous metals?

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      Make the fence a copper coil — free electricity!

    • Radiotherapy

      That's the irony.

      • C_R_Eature

        DE-GAUSS!! DE-GAUSS!! DE-GAUSS!!

  • Radiotherapy

    Anchor Babies!

    • C_R_Eature

      Michelle Malkin Libel!!1!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "I would suck Illegals back across the border with giant magnets."

  • SorosBot

    UM, Mitt, you officially oppose the DREAM act and are directly contradicting that now.

    • Tilley

      That's why he's Mitt.

  • UW8316154

    jesus I hate that fucker. Barry, you gotta win, for our futures!!

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    DEMOCRAT HOUSE DEMOCRAT SENATE DEMOCRATTTTTT

    • Wadisay

      Cut him some slack. He didn't say "demon rat".

  • OzoneTom

    But their parents should drive around without licenses.

  • Negropolis

    Honestly, Mitt has been babbling all. night. long.

    Democrat(ic). Drink.

  • Mittaplasia

    Um, he didn't answer her question??

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    What? Mitt's in favor of the DREAM act? Oh no — I guess military service isn't quite the same thing. Hey Mitt — do you think we should make citizenship contingent on military service? Could you answer in French, please?

    • sullivanst

      Military service was part of DREAM.

  • grex1949

    Romney's for immigrant cannon fodder. Nice.

  • TribecaMike

    How do we track immigrants if we don't give 'em driver's licenses?

    • C_R_Eature

      Microchips?

      • AlterNewt

        Mmmmmm…with salsa?

        Edit. MICRO-SALSA?

      • TribecaMike

        Yes, microchips in their pit bulls. But of course, I'm only talking about Puerto Ricans, Italians and the Welsh.

  • NellCote71

    Playing right into Barry's hands. Follow the breadcrumbs, Hansel.

  • sullivanst

    Jesus, HE SAID HE'D VETO THE DREAM ACT! Mitt = LIAR!

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    mitt, darling, this 'when the pres first ran for.. and promised…' not working for you baby. different tactic needed.

    kisses, love you, lunch next week?

  • chascates

    Fuck, can I call you Lori?

  • MegPasadena

    Lying about the Dem super majority.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Pres.Beeblebrox

    mittbot> rm -r *

    Operation complete.

  • ChuckieJesus

    "Illegal immigrants' kids can go fight our wars if they wanna be True Americans!" ~ Romney in a nutshell

  • Terry

    Mitt's supporting the Dream Act? Do the people who pay him know this?

  • VeraSevera

    Here we go. Immigration. Hit me back yo!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    We are a nation of wretched refuse.

  • Negropolis

    Brings up a local landmark.

    Boy, he's hitting on all cylinders tonight, isn't he? He's saying more in one sentence than Romney is saying in entire paragraphs.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i noticed that too – and was thinking how great it was.

  • redarmyzombie

    Romney,
    First of all, you can't STOP illegal Immigration, and second of all I fail to see how Illegal Immigration has a single iota of influence on the number of Legal Immigrants allowed into this country.

  • FeloniousMonk

    Romney: a driver's license is a magnet for illegal immigrants! He's floundering.

  • mavenmaven

    Seize all children of illegals and force them into the military from age 6 and up!

  • Wadisay

    Romney hates the question about immigration. Hate, hate, hate. Ann was wretched refuse from Wales?

  • orygoon

    A Democrat House. I hate you so much.

  • chascates

    We threw out more illegalz than Bush did!

  • Nothingisamiss

    "Democrat" house "Democrat" senate? Really?

    • Terry

      Another dog whistle to the crazies

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      It shouldn't bother me, but it REALLY does.

      • Nothingisamiss

        Zactly.

    • sullivanst

      I'll take it in January ;)

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        Democrat Speaker! Smash!

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      I loath that bs.

    • Lucidamente1

      I'm always hoping someone will answer "Do you say 'Democrat Party' because you're hard of hearing or retarded?"

  • Tilley

    I sincerely hate the refresh option thing at this site.

    • gullywompr

      yup

    • Biff

      I'm trying a new tactic–click on the page before, then scroll down and click the next page. Much faster!

      • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

        I use Last Activity and speed read. No next page needed.

    • C_R_Eature

      Just scroll up & hit "Last Activity" Faster.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Immigration policy is not the President's strong point, unfortunately. He did have to wind down the war in Afghanistan and stop the economy from imploding completely but it still bugs a lot of people.

  • VodkaGoGo

    WE NEVER HAD A FUCKING SUPERMAJORITY YOU LYING FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!

    • FraAnima

      THANK YOU!!!!!!! NOT EVEN A MAJORITY WITH FUCKING JOE LEIBERMAN!

  • Tilley

    Maybe I'm doin' it wrong.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Say what you will about Obama, he wants to go after immigration reform. Motherfucker isn't avoiding the big issues — healthcare, Iraq, Osama, Gitmo, torture, amnesty for children carried into the country. Mitt? He'd let as much shit slide as possible.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    "Gangbangers" um, drink!

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    DEPORT MITT! The anchor candidate.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    "No, not anchor babies. I said I'll make anchors out of their babies. For my yacht. Baby anchors"

    • FraAnima

      How many dead babies does it take to make an anchor?

      • EatsBabyDingos

        A lot. Usually, a cup of Coke and two scoops of dead baby makes a float, and that's a bouyancy thing.

  • Negropolis

    American Immigrants: We Built That.

    • Negropolis

      Thanks for the pees. I wish this was a thing.

  • Serfville

    Prez needs to stop yelling loudly and start feeling. Notice how soft Mitt is talking. I know it's all phoney but people/voters react to feeling, humanizing, connecting to others not intellect

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i'm not hearing that.

    • redarmyzombie

      It'd probably work better if he wasn't glaring at the same time.

  • gullywompr

    Papers please! Give it Bamz!

  • NellCote71

    Blah man has good memory. Spitting all those quotes right back to RoboMitt.

  • Terry

    Another touchdown for Barry

  • chascates

    Wow, that snort of coke really perked Barry up!

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Warp speed 5nark!

  • redarmyzombie

    Uh, actually Romney, you did say that.

  • OzoneTom

    That's EXACTLY what he said.

  • chascates

    It's the magic Illegal or No machine.

  • MegPasadena

    Let's explain about the self deportation.

    • VodkaGoGo

      I'm still not getting why Mitt thinks that sounds good to anyone, including teabaggers.

    • mille derps

      Maybe Mitt could demonstrate for us?

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Candy: Let's talk about what you said about self-deportation.

    Mitt: I'll answer something else, thankyouverymuch.

    • glasspusher

      He probably is wishing for teleportation right about now…

  • pdiddycornchips

    Let's talk about self deportation.

    No, let's not.

  • Beowoof

    What a douche, ignoring the question and throwing the bullshit about immigration.

  • BarryOPotter

    Candy, you let me flippantly tell you "No?" Get a backbone.

  • TribecaMike

    Isn't that the Mormon Tabernacle Choir on stage right? Not fair!

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Lick this wound, bitch.

  • gullywompr

    Hengh!

  • Mittaplasia

    Eaten by John McCain…ewww!

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is SO RUDE. Interrupting/ignoring Candy. He must be running Windows 95.

    • MissTaken

      Mitt is Clippy

      • SorosBot

        Now, Clippy is nowhere near as annoying and hateful as Mittens.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

      I'm hoping for the blue screen of death.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    I never said I was a conservative. I am not a Republican. I've never made a public statement in my life.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Mitt Romney LICKING HIS WOUNDS is a pretty sickening picture….

    • sullivanst

      Good practice for January though.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Um — Mitt — please see my previous comment about how Obama's been going after difficult stuff. Why the hell aren't you paying attention?

  • Doktor Zoom

    Romney's licking a lot more than his wounds…

    • chascates

      Hind teat?

    • OzoneTom

      I'm guessing that there is going to be some self-cutting in the Romney househole tonight.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    "I'm running for office for Pete's sake."

  • Jerri

    Remember when I was beaten by John McCain four years ago?

  • MegPasadena

    Now begin to white wash self deportation.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "You didn't do it in your first year!!" Mitt is the Poutrager In Chief!

  • Serfville

    Hey Prez, bring up that snide remark/joke Mittens made about Latinos and his Dad on the secret tape

  • Yellerdawg

    McCain leaves him in the dust. Yet here he is.

  • C_R_Eature

    Is that an Alien Slug on Mitt's brainstem?

  • FlyOverGirl

    Being an expat makes you an immigrant now?

  • SorosBot

    And Mitt says the incredibly racist "illegals" while trying to claim to be the champion of the immigrants. Riiight.,

  • Terry

    Mitt's hoping and praying we'll all ignore what he said during the primary.

    • Biff

      Etch-a-sketch

  • BarryOPotter

    "He promisssssed!" Dream Act, bitch. And you're not fooling anyone, Mitt.

  • chascates

    Blind Lemon Trust.

    • tessiee

      *sings*
      Goin' downtown, gonna see my gal…

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        "Goin' down to the Caymans, gonna see my stash…"

    • StillGoinGreen

      Far better returns than Blind Melon Trust

    • SorosBot

      Wait didn't the Blind Lemon guy kill himself?

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    Mitt trying to explain "self-deportation" is hilariously incoherent.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    "Blind trust" drink!

    • FeloniousMonk

      I think Mittens is blind trust drunk.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    Deaf Dumb and Blind Trust!

  • FakaktaSouth

    Self Deportation! Defend that shit. If we starve them out, they will leave on their own, or die in the streets. Either way.

  • Biff

    Blind trusts can be self-directed, motherfucker

  • mille derps

    Mitt Romney is lying like a rug.

    • Terry

      He's lying like a desperate rat fornicator. Lets not insult rugs.

  • chascates

    You were once a slave owner!

  • Close_Read

    Dog walked and I'm present. Looks like Cool Barry showed up? Safe to turn on CSPAN?

  • C_R_Eature

    "I don't look at my pension – it's not as big as yours"

    Oh, SNAP

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      And…it doesn't take as long.

  • TribecaMike

    Practiced Quips!

  • Doktor Zoom

    Mr. Obama has something ELSE that's bigger than what Mitt has…

    • C_R_Eature

      Not according to CSPAN callers.

    • gullywompr

      His authenticity?

  • Negropolis

    Candy: Sit your trifflin' ass down, Mr. Romney.

    Desperate governor is desperate.

  • Radiotherapy

    Romneycares about blind people.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    bamz with the laugh again.

    say, mitt wtf? why on earth did you bring up personal pensions?

  • sullivanst

    Sit down Mitt!

  • VeraSevera

    Romney on the defensive! The audience laughing at Romney! Okay, the world is safe…

  • redarmyzombie

    Wow. That was a GIANT clusterfuck right there….

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    This comment is intellectually impaired.

  • coolhandnuke

    My Blind Trust…just ask for Mr. Magoo at the Caymans.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    It's not as big as yours! BEST COMMENT EVER!

  • Mittaplasia

    Rude, arrogant, entitled, I wish somebody would hold Mitt down and wash his greasy hair!

  • Tilley

    Bam-Bam sat Mitten's arrogant bullying interrupting ass DOWN. THANK YOU.

  • No_Wire_Hangers

    I'm terrified here. I can't watch this. I think Mittens is being an interrupting lying ass but is that what the pundits are going to say? I hate this!!!!!!

    • UW8316154

      me too! I can't stand the tension. it's like election nght 2008 all over again. Fingers crossed!

    • UW8316154

      We all thought OHJB rocked over Ryan, and the media played it as rude, interupting and arrogant. So I won't feel comfortable until I see what Nate Silver has to say on around Friday.

    • Dr. Nick Riviera

      That's what I'm doing. My husband is kinda pissed at me for not watching it. I just…can't.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    That's his (Romney's) policy. And its a bad policy.

    Nice, Mr. Prez.

  • lulzmonger

    Romney tries to punk BHO on his pension, instantly eats delicious footbullet!

  • Not_Mother

    Romney has dementia. Just got the fox shrink to gimme a diagnosis for $10

    • Lucidamente1

      $10 got you Ablow job?

    • zumpie

      And sadly, it's real dementia. Not that dementia that makes you remember facts really well and rape Goober Munster in his bottom, like Faux says OHJB has.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    yeah so (again from the radio) mitt is sounding like a total tool – and only worried about mittens.

  • pdiddycornchips

    "Mr. President, you have investments in China"

    Perfect chance to drill him on his taxes.

  • chascates

    Kerry, Karen, whatever.

  • sudsmckenzie

    Gettin all Jimmy Smitts with this shit, like I hoped.

  • Radiotherapy

    haha. Mitt couldn't get his stupid foreign investment jab out.

  • FakaktaSouth

    Yeehaw, sit down liar, your head of immigration policy is the biggest xenophobic racist on the planet with the worst law on the books, now shut up.

  • Beowoof

    Calling republicans on being serious about immigration and Willard Whoppers.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    here it comes.

    figures. asked by tool.

  • gullywompr

    Uh oh, Lybia

    • Tilley

      He's got this shit. He got Obama bin Laden, dude.

  • chascates

    If only your name was Latke.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Libya: Republican plant!

    • Kgprophet

      oh we were just sittin around talkin bout libya

      …sure

      • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

        Miss could you please point to Libya on this map?…. I'll wait.

  • Serfville

    Feeeeeeeeeeling Prez, get out of your head! Feel Feel Feel!

  • mayor_quimby

    Do none of you have any idea how much weed the Welsh smoke? Filled with blue smoke, they are, aye.

  • OzoneTom

    The request was from the Tripoli embassy actually, not Benghazi.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Hey Kerry — Thinkprogress took apart the Benghazi bullshit attack from the right:
    http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/10/15/1014

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    my cat is barfing.

    this is OT, sorry.

    • Doktor Zoom

      No, not by much.

    • FraAnima

      No, I'd say it's pretty on topic. Some demerol might help with that, tho…

    • Terry

      Even your cat is sick of Romney lying.

    • AlterNewt

      Rule #6. Cats may not participate in debate drinking games.

    • C_R_Eature

      Today, We Are All Cats, Barfing.

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      Is your cat a Yankees fan?

  • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

    Reagan recession didn't begin until he'd been in office I think over a year, not that long after he passed his first tax cut. 23 straight months of over 8%, 18 months over 9%, 10 months over 10% in that almost two years. The recovery had more to do with the productivity gains of office PCs and the fact he still had a manufacturing base to go back to. Second worst period since the Great Depression, second only to the discombobulation at the end of WW2 (from which we quickly recovered to the 3 best decades of the American economy).

  • rocktonsam

    I saw Candy's fancy hair do yesterday. I'm liking that Ally McBeal thing she has going

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    Mister President, why did you not have clairvoyant knowledge of what would happen in Libya?

  • SorosBot

    Remember when Bush was asked about how he allowed 9/11 to occur on his watch in 2004? Good times.

    • Dr. Nick Riviera

      You don't understand, that was only 1000 people, this was FOUR AMERICANS

      • shelwood46

        Wait, were the other 2000 who died on 9/11 furriners?

  • pdiddycornchips

    Libya:

    "I'm gonna cut those bitches, just you wait"

  • Mittaplasia

    Closing in for the kill….go, Bams!

  • redarmyzombie

    Oh god, Romney can't contain that glare anymore, can he?

  • gullywompr

    He HAS to answer the question about denying security or not, come on Barry….

  • Close_Read

    Wow. I should have tuned in earlier. Bamz is giving Mittens an oratorical wedgie.

  • Jerri

    Mitt's got some red eyes.

    • sullivanst

      Blinkblinkblinkblink.
      Slantysmirk.

  • Tilley

    Oh KICK HIS ASS Barry! That's my man.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Aight, bearded global telecom dude is a plant…. for freedom!!!!

  • Negropolis

    He's handling this about as well as one can. I like his emotion, here.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      actually i think again mittens got PWNED.

  • Serfville

    Mittens look like he has the flu, he looks sick, no contrite condescending smile tonight hmpf

  • Radiotherapy

    Obama is winning 47-1.

    • slamtundra

      Nice one, senor. Very nice.

  • Biff

    Oops, Hopey slipped up and let the cat out of the bag on the war on Libya

  • TribecaMike

    If that audience was honest, every question would be about why the Yankees are sucking so badly.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Really. *sniff*

    • SorosBot

      Because for once, the universe is good? It's just too bad the Orioles didn't get to stomp those fuckers.

      • Willardbot9000_V2.5

        Yeah but it's still sweet that Detroit is doing it for us all…fuck you, Yankees and especially you, A-Rod. Fucking 1% rich because you shot steroids into your ass to hit homeruns….look at the size of his head! Anyway, I hope Detroit takes them out and the NL is just another fucking repeat. I kept hoping to see both the Cards and Giants eat shit and neither did…I think Detroit will get them.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    It's okay Mitt, we're laughing at you, not with you.

  • CthuNHu

    This Libya questioner is a plant. When the POTUS asked his name he calmly and dismissively repeated it while unfolding his question. This is not a normal reaction. This dude is not undecided, not by a long shot.

    • Terry

      He's a tea bagger for sure.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Classic stall tactic: "Thank you for asking that question. It's a good question…" etc

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Obama is flashing that "killing Bin Laden/Michael Corleone cold blooded" face. "Nobody messes with the family. Nobody."

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Ladies, Gentlemen and Grumpes,
    I believe we have a president and it ain't Romney.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Yeah Mitt — entertain us with some bullshit. Ugh — your crap makes me sick. Why don't you talk about the special forces guy whose party you crashed and who you introduced youreself to four times because you didn't recognize him after ten minutes?

  • Not_Mother

    The families said to shut your trap about it too, Stench.

  • Tilley

    Mittens blah blah blah uh uh I feel bad too uh blah blah, other issues, uh, fuck off Mittens, Barry's eviscerated your talking points before you even remembered 'em.

  • sullivanst

    Uh Mitt, Obama called it a terror attack on September 12th.

  • chascates

    I mean, it's not like a hurricane or something.

  • coolhandnuke

    The only thing to stop Mitt from interjecting and assholing right now would be Joe Biden barreling on stage in his Trans Am and plowing Mitt into the blood red carpet.
    With votes.

    • DoktorThompson

      Literally

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Michelle and Jill in the back seat wearing tube tops. It's Long Island, bitches.

  • gullywompr

    Damn, Mitt is spent, and this Libya thing is his strongest point. He is fucking blowing it. Just fucking blowing it.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      right? i said the same thing. instead of focusing on benghazi, he went after the rep talking point list of 'what's wrong with obama's foreign policy'.

      miffed it.

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Yes debate 1 Barry lost by not doing anything but saying a few talking points. In debate 2 Miffed's answer to every question is the same stupid talking points from his stump speech. If the media tries to pretend Miffed is looking good tonight I think it's time Barry start closing some news stations (with votes). Fucking horse race rooting for narrow the elections for viewers motherfuckers. Seriously, they pretend that the 2000 election was a "jump the shark" moment…they couldn't be happier with another one.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Because staying at the White House during a campaign was so effective for Jimmy Carter.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    The same day as the embassy staff died in Libya, the president had a bowel movement. The same day!

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Re: Middle East… Mitt's flailing

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Wait — Mitt's criticizing the president for doing something political during the Benghazi attack aftermath? Everything Mitt's done in the aftermath has been political. During too. Asshole.

    Oh, and apology tour. What crap.

  • Radiotherapy

    Then why did you pipe in on the first day?
    What about the Yemen Embassy in '08.
    What was Obama supposed to do? Sit in the White House?
    Fuck you Mitt.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    I thought daylight was a good thing..

  • Negropolis

    I don't know what debate you're watching. Obama has been hands down more personable with the questioners.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    "Apology tour" drink!

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    I hope someone asks Mittens why he has 5 sons, not one enlisted and why he's such a fucking chicken hawk.

  • SorosBot

    "Apology tour", really?

  • Doktor Zoom

    Apology Tour! Drink!

  • TribecaMike

    And Mitt knows what actually happened how? Maybe he's got the ghost of William Casey on his staff (no sexy pun intended).

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    wow. romney's actually blowing what i think was the hardest issue of all.

    rock on, mittbott.

  • e_z

    "Apology Tour"

    Mitt, you are a total tool.

    • Terry

      He's ass kissing the people who rely on forwarded emails for their news.

    • Radiotherapy

      What's next, Death Panels.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    I don't know what you are watching, but I hope you are enjoying whatever it is.

  • C_R_Eature

    Obama's Libya answer sounded sympathetic, calm, cool, collected, in charge – and Presidential.

    Mitt just sounds like a Gadfly. I hope that's not just my mental Filter.

    EDIT: and goddammit THERE WAS NO APOLOGY TOUR YOU LYING FUCKSTICK

  • gullywompr

    Buck stops with me!

  • OzoneTom

    Thankfully, the spin-room has been beefed-up on the side of good, so I am hoping that a better narrative will come from tonight's endeavor.

  • Terry

    Mitt's falling back on the content of tea bagger forwarded emails.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    The buck stops here!

  • sullivanst

    Mitt wants Bamz to personally run down the Libyan attackers and interrogate them Jack Bauer style or some bullshit like that?

    Also, apology tour? Cracker please!

  • ElPinche

    Obama hits it out of the park. Sweaty Romney go home to your mansions. Better luck next time , ya schmuck.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      mr fuf (watching a tv) said he was tots sweaty.

  • Wadisay

    Iran is four years closer to a nuclear bomb.

    Yeah, and I am four years closer to my next root canal.

    • tessiee

      I'm four years further away from high school, thank fucking God.

    • Dr. Nick Riviera

      Everyone is now 4 years closer to death thanks to Obama! IRREFUTABLE FACT!

      • HistoriCat

        Politifact says Dr. Nick Riviera's statement is Mostly True.

  • Close_Read

    Romney looks like he urped up some bile.

    • Radiotherapy

      Robots have bile?

      • EatsBabyDingos

        Usually 40 weight.

  • Fairtackle

    Oh fuck you mitt, go ride your car elevator dipshit.

  • http://whatisawatthedevolution.blogspot.com imissopus

    "Four years closer to Iran getting a bomb." And I'm four years closer to winning Alison Brie's heart. Also four years closer to death. Jesus Christ, we're all four years along on something, ya dink.

  • JustPixelz

    Romney just said Obama went on a apology tour. Has anyone ever found any of these apologies?

    • redarmyzombie

      Maybe he retroactively made them?

    • shelwood46

      I can't seem to find any t-shirts for it on eBay, QED, never happened.

      • Not_Mother

        Everyone on fox says he d'id so, you know, he d'id.

      • Geminisunmars

        No "My Prez went on an apology tour and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" t-shirt?

    • mille derps

      Barack Obama, Brenda Lee- all you damned gentiles look alike to me…

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Oh here it comes — the crescendo of outrage. Fuckin' a — don't piss this man off.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Look what's happening in the Middle East!!! Fuck you asshole. What would you do? Do you honestly think wagging your skinny little finger at the TV camera will make the Middle East a bastion of peace and tranquility?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    ohhhh i was wondering if he was going to get nasty.

    bamz is getting nasty.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    holy shit Barry is giving Mitt the death stare right now.

  • gullywompr

    OFFENSIVE! That smarts!

  • Tilley

    I am so happy to see my President acting presidential again. Lookit Mittens sittin' there looking like the shitfuck he is. YES.

  • sullivanst

    Hey, Bamz wiped the smirk off Romney's face. I didn't think that was possible.

  • OzoneTom

    "The buck stops here" Thank you.

  • TribecaMike

    Stick that mic up his ass, Mr. President,

  • Jerri

    School him, Barry.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ Spurning Beer

    The furious anger of a righteous man. Okay.

  • chascates

    Yeah, it was a fuck up.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      yup and it will happen.

      but tools like romney, newt, bachmann, etc. will never get near the presidency and have no fucking business weighing in on this.

  • Powerpuff_Grl

    Bam just shook his finger at MIttens!!!!

    Just had me an O-gasm!

  • Biff

    Please proceed, gov…

  • Negropolis

    Boo-fuckin'-ya!

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Please proceed Gov.
    Nice.

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Oh, burn, Candy calling Mitt on his lie.

  • viennawoods13

    Act of terror… FUCK YOU, Mitt!!

  • Beowoof

    Candy Crowley joining in and calling Willard a lying rat. Sweet.

  • MegPasadena

    Obama just got Mitt about "the act of Terror". Now people are clapping.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh my god SCHOOLED.

  • redarmyzombie

    Yes Candy, please say that louder. And slower. And sexier, please.

  • Terry

    Yay, Candy! Call Mitt a liar.

  • gullywompr

    Oh shit, this is unraveling quickly. The crowd is in the tank for Obama.

  • Pat_Pending

    wow, spontaneous applause! Fuck off Rom-bot.

  • JustPixelz

    Obama is killing* Romney.
    _____________________________
    * with his stern expression

  • sullivanst

    "He did in fact sir"

    I want to make sexytime with CC.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Mitt is sucking big time.

    • Nothingisamiss

      And not in a good way.

  • Tilley

    Mittens is stuttering.

  • lulzmonger

    Someone's pimp hand is showing.
    Caught lying & then PWNED by teh moderator to boot?

    That's gonna leave a mark.

  • Close_Read

    What's with all this studdering? His chip is malfunctioning.

    • Terry

      He's not used to being called directly on his lies

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    I want to make love to Candy Crowley!! With the two of us, we will need a special reinforced bed.

    • UW8316154

      Just the two of you? Aren't all of us invited??

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      dude, i speak for ms. kincaid and the good reverend when i say 'control your enthusiasm'.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Oh, don't guilt-trip my hyperbole, 'Flans!

    • Lucidamente1

      Between this and Limey Lizzie saying she'd do Steve Schmidt, I'm going to have to my brain removed.

    • Schmannnity

      Chubby chaser!

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      bow chicka bow wow

  • chascates

    Let's move along, hmmmm?

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Bamz schooled him,
    and cooled him with the look

  • Wadisay

    Romney: Am I incorrect in that regard?

    Yes, always.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Why is Mitt buying this right-wing conspiracy/coverup bullshit anyway? His fetishism about this is like if Bob Dole brought up Vince Foster as a campaign talking point.

    • Terry

      It's all he has left

  • C_R_Eature

    Please Proceed Go Fuck Yourself, Governor.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    CHOKE!

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Why is this audience so white?

    • Close_Read

      That VIP Men In Suits section off to the left looks like the chorus from a Gilbert & Sullivan opera.

      • Biff

        Veterans of the Brooks Brothers Riot

    • miss_grundy

      Because they live in Long Island, which, unfortunately, is mostly white and some of it is even kind of redneck. It isn't just rich people out there.

      • shelwood46

        Probably also that they wanted "undecided voters" and more POC were unwilling to lie about being one.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Wiki says Long Island is only 54% white, 20% Latino and 20% African American.

        • BerkeleyBear

          Not in Rep. King's district. At least I hope not – I've always assumed he got re-elected by a moronic mob of whites.

        • miss_grundy

          Hey Chet!Back in the day when I was living in New Yawk, Long Island was still very white and certain suburbs were just white, so it is nice to know they have other people living there but I noticed a lot of white people at the town hall debate last night (even though I didn't listen to Mittens.)

  • http://my.execpc.com/~artkm/rabbit_hole.html MilwaukeeKent

    Yeah, unrest in the Middle East, that's never happened before. Preventable American deaths under W, 3,000+/- with 9-11, 1000+ with Katrina, 5,000+ with the unnecessary Iraq War. Under Barry to date, 4.

  • chascates

    "Why is Peggy Noonan so freaked out about Mexicans"?

    • Serfville

      She no drink Jose Cuervo mang, she drink blue martinis

  • glasspusher

    Time to pull out my wallet again for the dnc

  • Radiotherapy

    It was an act of Terror NO MATTER WHAT
    Way to spew John Bolton, Inannity talking points Mitt.

  • coolhandnuke

    "I am I incorrect in that regard"–Mitt
    No Mitt, you are incorrect in every regard.

  • AlterNewt

    "Candy Crowly in the tank for Obama…etc, and so on…"

    • Radiotherapy

      Obama was uppity tonight…and wiped the floor with a robot.

      • miss_grundy

        Too bad he didn't go after the used car salesman during the first debate, his numbers would have been higher.

      • sullivanst

        Mitt Roomba.

      • glasspusher

        Just call mitt a Roomba- crap! Beat me by 3 minutes. Well played, sir.

  • Negropolis

    Ruh-roh. Gun question.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    aw shit 2nd amendment question

  • Jerri

    I hate that this debate is making me feel grudging respect for Candy Crowley but there it is.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
      OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

      Even managed to get food down.

  • MissTaken

    Even the audience is saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP, MITT!". Beautiful.

    • SorosBot

      It's awesome, isn't it?

  • C_R_Eature

    Oh, a Gun Control question! How did that one slide through?

  • Biff

    I'm still here, bitches, and I see evertihg.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      kkkkkkkkk

  • JustPixelz

    Nothing about abortion, Supreme Court appointments, 47%.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      not tonight.

  • http://www.wonkette.com WordSaladNation

    ‎"…Obama referred to 'acts of terror' in his Rose Garden statement the morning after the assault."
    http://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2012

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "Mr. Obama, you said you would keep AK-47s out of the hands of criminals. What have you done to advance this?"

    Yeah, and why haven't you arrested Ted Nugent?

    • Veritas78

      "Frankly, I've done nothing. Ask Governor Romney to lie about what he's going to do."

  • Yellerdawg

    and online bullet sales soar.

  • gullywompr

    I'm proud to say that Joe Biden has yet to shoot anyone in the face with a shotgun.

  • SkinnyNerd

    Guys in suits are really awkward in this format. Back forth, no wait back.

  • OzoneTom

    That's going to piss off a lot of people who are never going to vote for Bamz anyway.

  • Doktor Zoom

    OBAMA CLAIMS HIS PRAYERS HEAL GUNSHOT WOUNDS!!!!!!

  • pdiddycornchips

    GUNS!!

    Kid got shot in the head and he's good as new? Sorry, I call bullshit on that one

  • Negropolis

    "Weapons meant for soldiers don't belong on our streets."

    Finally, you say it. Now, put this on your second term agenda.

  • chascates

    Yes, Drudge has the daily Chicago death count along with a 'Godfather' reference to Rahm.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Second Amendment. Yawn. Next fucking question, please.

  • unclejeems

    No wonder the Republicans love Romney. He's sooooooo white.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    Mrs. Deanbooth just walked through: "Romney is an unlikeable, arrogant, slimeball asshole!"

  • JustPixelz

    Romney is SO RUDE. He must be on crack.

    • Terry

      Or maybe it's dementia!

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I'm still convinced the Mittbot will self-destruct and he'll just start shouting a la Kramer "He's a N—- He's a n—- He's a n—–"

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Or "Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer do."

    • tessiee

      Needs more giant bell ringing.

    • C_R_Eature

      Smoke and sparks will spew out of his head, he'll spin across the stage with his accordion arms flailing, semaphore flashing red, yelling "DANGER! DANGER!"

      • Ca