the sexiest man alive, 2012-2016Before we begin this post, let’s be honest: who wouldn’t want this piece of Hayekian sausage tossed down their meat hallway? NOBODY.

(I’m sorry, that was disgusting. He’s obviously toting hot Burkean bratwurst.)

Dinesh D’Sousa d’irected 2016: Obama’s America, a wonderful little docudrama about how Dinesh D’Souza is a giant fucking racist. He has a long career of saying completely odious things about Barack Obama in particular, because he is a hateful little man with a chewed-up baseball head.

He is also a giant goddamn cheater.

D’Souza’s speech earned him a standing ovation and a long line at the book-signing table immediately afterward. Although D’Souza has been married for 20 years to his wife, Dixie, in South Carolina he was with a young woman, Denise Odie Joseph II, and introduced her to at least three people as his fiancée.

Finally, near 11 p.m., event organizer Tony Beam escorted D’Souza and Joseph to the nearby Comfort Suites. Beam noted that they checked in together and were apparently sharing a room for the night in the sold-out hotel. The next morning, around 6 a.m., Beam arrived back at the hotel and called up to D’Souza’s room. “We’ll be down in 10 minutes,” D’Souza told Beam. D’Souza and Joseph came down together, and Beam took them to the airport.

Oh, but surely there is an innocent explanation for a man introducing a woman as his fiancée, then staying with her in a hotel room overnight? (Also, must D’Souza only d’ate d’ames with D-names?

The next day another conference organizer, Alex McFarland, distressed by D’Souza’s behavior, confronted him in a telephone conversation. D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.” When I called D’Souza, he confirmed that he was indeed engaged to Joseph, but did not explain how he could be engaged to one woman while still married to another. When asked when he had filed for divorce from his wife, Dixie, D’Souza answered, “Recently.”

According to San Diego County (Calif.) Superior Court records, D’Souza filed for divorce only on Oct. 4, the day I spoke with him. Under California law, that starts the clock on a six-month waiting period for divorce. D’Souza on Oct. 4 told me his marriage was “over,” said he “is sure Denise is the one for me,” and said he had “done nothing wrong.”

All he did was love a young woman for a long enough period of time to become engaged to her then shared a hotel room with her without having any sex or touching at all. If that’s so wrong, what kind of country do we live in? Oh, right, Obama’s America. What a fucking terrible wasteland of lovelessness.

Here is Ms. Joseph’s Facebook page, with some handy screengrabs below:

Ms. Joseph also believes that she knows what is really destroying marriage and families in America: cheating married men. Hahaha no, no, it’s gay feminists and birth control, obviously.

RINO Republicans are analogous to fathers who proudly proclaim their conservativeness at dinner parties or perhaps during early afternoon phone calls to El Rusbo’s show, but let their “independently-minded” wives (translation–women who get their marching orders from St. Oprah or more recently, The View ) pump their teenagers full of birth control and encourage their daughters to live the lives for which their bra-burning foremothers fought so valiantly.

To be completely fair, I really don’t think that any bra-burning feminist would touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

There’s more:

In the 1960s and 1970s, feminists and liberals of other stripes started pointing out the hypocrisies of what they termed “patriarchy.” Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology and sociology, things like women’s studies, gender studies, and critical race theory, to back them up. They pointed to infidelity or infamous sexual desire surveys (conducted by homosexuals)[vi] among traditionally married couples to “prove” their theses. Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways.

The beauty of prose like this is matched only by a beautiful sight I saw on the way home yesterday, wherein a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt. Goddamn black ghetto gays.

We wish the best of luck to the happy couple, especially when Dinesh’s d’ivorce is finalized in April of next year and he and the next Mrs. D’Souza can finally touch each other in intimate ways in any Comfort Inn they so desire.

[World Magazine]

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  • HRH_Maddie

    Pay no attention to the philanderer behind the curtain!

    • jaytingle

      Marriage to blonde belle Dixie has been agonizing for D'Souza because he can't stomach the thought of her having sex with a "darkie."

  • Fox n Fiends

    Ain't no groupie like a conservatard groupie
    'cause a conservatard groupie gets rings

    • Fox n Fiends

      see also: Calista Gingrich, whomever is married to Limbaugh this month, George Will's cockrings, etc..

    • jcinco

      this creep, are you ready & sitting down?, was engaged to ann coulter and dated laura ingraham. it could have been the other way around..but obviously he'll stick his dick into anyone or anything..I suggest an electrical outlet…

    • Not_So_Much

      'Promise Rings' like the Jonas Brothers, I presume?

  • no_gravity

    Denise Odie Joseph II

    The second? Sounds like a feminazi name to me.

  • HRH_Maddie

    More family values, do as I say not as I do malarkey.

    • Callyson

      It's all a bunch of stuff.

      • emmelemm

        And nonsense.

        • Fare la Volpe


  • "Where's my Dinesh, bitch?"

  • …who wouldn’t want this piece of Hayekian sausage tossed down their meat hallway?

    Goodbye, lunch! Goodbye!

    • BadKitty904

      Seriously. Wtf.

  • Crank_Tango

    Dinesh D'souza, what is that, Italian?

    • Belgian

      The fat Belgian bastard…

    • BadKitty904

      Mutant. I mean, based on the photo and all…

    • Grokenstein

      Gangnam, I think?

      Warped! Warped warped warped warped!
      F***ed-up rightwing values!
      Heeeeeey, "sexy" lady!
      Warped! Warped warped warped warped!
      F***ed-up rightwing values!

    • Geminisunmars

      To go with this week's theme: "Brazillian?"

      • mille derps

        No, thanks! One is more than enough- a brazilian would just be overkill…

      • Fare la Volpe

        Considering it's Portuguese, we have us a winner.

        • PubOption

          Although Dinesh sounds a bit Hindu, therefore probably Goan.

  • Hammiepants

    I suppose my mom was right, there IS someone for every one, if this mendacious, monkey-faced asscracker was able to find not one but TWO alleged women who want his "good" thing.

    • Money will do that.

    • jcinco

      4!!! See my comment above he had ingraham and coulter too, google the poindexter…he's insatiable.

      • Fare la Volpe

        He's dark enough to tingle their nether bits but light enough to not make their daddies angry.

    • BoroPrimorac

      Dinesh D'Souza just knows what to tell conservative women in order for them to part with their panties. He's a cunt whisperer.

  • calliecallie

    For a minute I thought he was married to one and engaged to another because he was Morman. But apparently not. Just another Moran.

    • mrpuma2u

      So when he gives them his extra hotel room key, that constitutes a "spiritual marriage" and when he gives them the cab fare home that constitutes the "spiritual divorce". There all better.

    • OneDollarJuana

      Remember, polygamy (as is slavery) is ok in the Bible, and in other religious texts, too.

      • Fare la Volpe

        There's also lots of lovely rape, incest, and disemboweling pregnant women on God's command.

        Ultimate moral authority, that Yahweh.

    • Maybe he's Muslim?

  • OneYieldRegular

    After reading that, I too am sure that Denise is the one for Dinesh.

    • BadKitty904

      Truly, a marriage made in Hooter's…

    • PsycWench

      May they be blessed with gay feminist offspring.

  • nounverb911

    Wasn't D’Souza’s last job answering phones in Bangalore?

    • Beowoof

      Once the righties get sick of him or Obama leaves office his next job will be back there.

    • Or perhaps D'Souza is in need of a Bangalore torpedo?

    • anniegetyerfun

      The hell?

  • UnholyMoses

    According to her middle name, she's a dog.

    ADDING: Just saw the FB screengrabs.

    Yep. She's a d'og.

    • Well, it's not like he's Bra'd Pitt.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      When you're the Calcutta version of Steve Urkel, you takes what you can gets.

      • Esteev

        That's the stuff right there.

      • UnholyMoses

        "the Calcutta version of Steve Urkel"

        Water —-> Monitor

    • JustPixelz

      She's also a quarter century younger than him.

      Pretty sure this is the old model: She's already unfriended him.

  • SorosBot

    Mothers are encouraging their daughters to live their lives? Oh no, how horrible!

  • I could almost brush off the hypocrisy of this motherfucking asshole, just because I'm so inured to his lies and utter bullshit. The really surprising part of this story is that so many other men take an interest in D'Sousa's sex life — like, someone really fuckin' called him up (on the D'Souzaphone, one presumes) and asked if he fucked the girl he shared the room with? Fuckin' please — it's not the gays or the feminists ruining marriage, assholes — it's a nation of fuckin' biddies.

    • HRH_Maddie

      Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, D'Souzaphone!

      • Biff

        That earworm is the biggest reason I quit listening to Alex Bennett!

    • MosesInvests

      It's not the gays that ruined my marriage, it was the straight dude who was screwing my wife.

  • elviouslyqueer


    • Biel_ze_Bubba


    • Lascauxcaveman


    • I am become D'eath, D'stroyer of worlds.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        She is D'nise, D'stroyer of D'Souzas.

    • Callyson


    • SmutBoffin

      d'(x) = dd / dx

    • MosesInvests


    • Mittens Howell, III

      D'nailed it.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Oh,yes, EQ, def. for the win.

  • ProgressiveInga

    "D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said 'nothing happened'.”

    Hey, she may be stupid, but she ain't blind!

    • BadKitty904

      But she *is* stupid.

    • Wadisay

      Was it as good for you as it was for me?

      • Fare la Volpe

        Please, he's a conservative. The pillow talk went like:

        "It was good for me. ZZZzzzzzz."

  • ph7

    Dear wife of twenty years,

    There is no fucking you
    There is only me



  • Homewrecker blames others. Film at 11

    • memzilla

      "Homewrecker Apologizes If You Were Offended By HIs Dickwaddieness. But first, this word from Jacoby & Myers."

    • CthuNHu

      OMG awesome must-read post by the homewrecker. I noted the headline before, but just now read it. It is a wondrous, staggering, heartbreaking work of pure mousewitted misanthropy (and misogyny, ladies!) self-construing as a fearless intellectual tour de force. Just read it, and weep with laughter, and sorrow, and confusion, and schadenfreude, and a nice merlot.

  • In fairness to D'nesh, once he declares to his wife he's divorcing her (or at least separating) he is free to date whomever he wants without repercussions in the context of any settlement.

    Still makes him a d'ouchebag (thanks, elviously!)

    • Where in the Bible is that?!111!?

      • Well, in fairness to the Bible, you could have multiple wives back then

        • Polygamy is the Old Covenant! Jesus only had the one wife!

          • Jesus had twelve husbands, however.

            Also, Deuteronomy 24:1-4. Too.

            ETA: Someone, I'm not making suggestions *koffkoffJESSEkoffkoff* ought to go post Matthew 19: 9 -12 on her wall.

            9 Now I say to you that whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another commits adultery.” 10 The disciples said to him, “If this is the case of a husband with a wife, it is better not to marry!” 11 He said to them, “Not everyone can accept this statement, except those to whom it has been given. 12 For there are some eunuchs who were that way from birth, and some who were made eunuchs by others, and some who became eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who is able to accept this should accept it.”

          • Esteev

            That's hawt.

        • Fred Clark over at Slacktivist has been devoting near-daily segments to Biblical Families, of the sort ostensibly supported by Chick Fill'A.

          It's not entirely unamusing.

    • ph7

      Only in no-fault divorce states. Other states still cling to fault based divorce. In Virginia, for example, until the divorce decree is entered, a spouse can forfeit any right to financial support if engaged in adultery post separation but prior to entry of divorce.

      • D'S'o'u'z'a' filed in California

        • ph7

          Thank God for California. Jim Rockford would have a tough time these days – it's the fault based divorce statutes that keep guys like him in business.

        • Callyson

          FFS, first Mittens buys a house in La Jolla and now this prick files in San Diego County. America's Finest City is having a rough year…

      • [I]t turns out, in New York state, they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery, and it's weird, because the ten commandments say "Thou shalt not commit adultery", but New York state says you have to.

        –Woody Allen

        • SorosBot

          New York finally joined the rest of the civilized world and allowed no fault divorce just in 2010. And it was the last state to do so. Usually you'd expect such backwardness from the Southern states, not New York.

          • Fare la Volpe

            Someone's never been to Carnegie Hill.

          • Rampant Cath-o-lickism.

    • He can suck my d'ick.

  • Estproph

    It's such a shame. I really like his Timmy character on Rules of Engagement.

  • memzilla

    I'm sorry, the American People have just had Paul Ryan crammed down their throat — with his stunt dishes, no less — there isn't room yet to have DiDerpsh D'Derpa crammed down there too.

    But perhaps a wafeer-thin mint…

  • widestanceromance

    Untouchable comes to mind.

  • cousinitt

    Considering his obvious physical gifts, Finish'ed D’Sousa needs to think about Kanye's reaction when he goes ballistic over losing his new clothes horse, er mare, Kimmy to a serial academic fraud. What, KK wouldn't go for him? She IS nobody, right?

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    "cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes"

    "Mmmmmmmm, seepage"
    -Homer Simpson

  • elviouslyqueer

    Some seriously riveting shit going on over at her blog.

    • Biff

      Undergoing "maintenance", it says. Sure it is.

    • memzilla

      Website now says it is in "Maintenance Mode."

      Oddly enough, I'll bet that's what DiDerpsh D'Derpa's wife's attorney is going to be asking for, too.

    • SorosBot

      "I, Denise, lust after…" holy fucking shit, I couldn't make that up.

    • UnholyMoses

      "I, Denise, lust after…"

      " … a website that isn't inundated by people with more than two brain cells who make me take it to 'maintenance mode' because of their comments about what a home wrecking whore I am."

      Or, at least, that's what should be on that page.

    • cheetojeebus

      damn it, waybackmachine doesn't have a cache of it, you can see the google cache but when you try and view it you get the maintenance thing.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      I didn't know blogs could hike the Appalachian trail.

  • That's Dinesh D'Souza? He looks like the result of George Will fucking his maid.

    • McLovin' after his chin implant was removed.

      • M. Night Shyamalan, with even worse directing skills.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Or Steve Urkel after a swim through bleaching cream.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      If his maid was a chinless dude who then shat out the fetus that is Dinsesh.

    • dawgeral

      That wasn't the maid. It was a last-minute, stand-in for a singing-telegram-girl who had taken the wrong bus, wound up in the wrong neighborhood – and simply rang the bell to ask where-the-hell she was…again.

  • Dinesh has a type. They all look like Ann Coulter. Eventually. That's when he upgrades without sin.

  • Biff

    I'd bet her brother is named D'Nephew.

    • memzilla

      He's d'lovely and d'lightful.

  • Where is his long form Marriage Certificate?

    • memzilla

      Rolled up on a little cardboard tube, in the bathroom.

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    I get the feeling that D'Souza is shaped by deep-seated post-marital feelings.

  • CommieDad

    Whenever I see such blatant hypocrisy, I think of a speech my father gave me once. He was (more than a little) intoxicated (ok, I was too), and pontificating on his excellent parenting skills. He explained to me that what was important is that you teach the right things to your children, and try to set an example, at least verbally. You will fail, as failure is human, and you will often violate the very principals you stand for, but it is important that you try and at least teach that these things are wrong.

    So is the greater crime the sin or the failure to call the sin a sin?

    • memzilla

      No, the greater crime is being unapologetic about the sin, and accusing anyone who calls you on it as being a greater sinner than thou art.

      • CommieDad

        The whole point of preaching values you don't always follow is that you ask for forgiveness when you fail. When you don't, or attack those who attack you, then you are absolutely right that this is where hypocrisy becomes the greater sin!

      • CommieDad

        Also, if you have made a career out of attacking others personally, then you open yourself up for attack. That's just karma coming back to fuck you.

    • It's a failure to preach shit you don't believe. It's a greater failure (a la Limbaugh and others) to keep preaching that shit after you've obviously disdained it yourself.

      Watch the reaction from the right-wing peanut gallery — I predict it'll go along the lines of "See, Dinesh is so righteous he holds standards that are impossible for him to adhere to."

    • BoroPrimorac

      If I ever become a massive hypocrite like this D'Souza fellow, I hope my children call me on my bullshit and have the wherewithal to turn out different than their dad.

  • Ruhe

    Hotel sex is usually hot. Hotel "bundling" never is.

  • Hey Jesse? Any nakes in her albums?

  • Fortunately for D'Mary and Joseph, there was no room at the inn.

  • I can't wait for D'Souza's next film, where he explains that, while having never met Obama's father, his philandering is responsible for D'Souza stepping out on his wife.

  • EnnuiThereYet?

    Since she's against it for others, I'm certain Denise Odie Joseph II (btw, what an f'd up moniker) has never ever ever used birth control.

    • Geminisunmars

      I didn't realize you needed birth control in order to give blow jobs.

      • Fare la Volpe

        It only counts if it's in your bathing suit hole — the FRONT ONE, thank you.

  • D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.”

    He does realize that he can get Viagra now, right?

    • emmelemm

      "I did not have sexual relations with that woman…"

      "I did not inhale…"

      etc. etc.

      • So, he wasn't admitting he was impotent? Just covering up for a night of hot fornication? Who would ever do that? That is why I've let Mom know that you won't even let me hold your hand because you are so pure.

        • emmelemm

          Yes, I'm Shomer Negiah. And I'm not even Jewish.

    • Slim_Pickins

      Unfortunately, DD bought his Viagra on line because it was so much cheaper.

  • rickmaci

    Mann KKKoulter is going to be soooooo pissed.

    • BornInATrailer

      "On January 7, 2008, however, Stein told the New York Post that the relationship was over, citing irreconcilable differences."

      Aww, I wonder what did it finally for Andrew? Probably just the whole she-has-a-penis thing.

      • Esteev

        Not that entirely; just that her's was bigger.

    • Beowoof

      I thought she was on his list of conquests, isn't Laura Ingram there also? I guess the dumped by Dinette D'Soupa would be a happy place.

    • Oh God, how many dinner parties did they ruin together before breaking up?

      • rickmaci

        Every single one they attended, would be my best guess.

        • Thank you for not Katy-ing!

          • rickmaci

            DNK that term?

          • Geminisunmars

            Good. Let's keep it that way.

    • Ann of Mean Cables?

      • elviouslyqueer

        Mann of Clean Stables.

        I know, I know. RAFALCA LIBEL.

        • rickmaci

          Well fucking played!

      • BornInATrailer

        Is that original? Because that is awesome.

    • LibertyLover

      I wonder if Ann's health insurance pays for her contraception?

  • Schmannnity

    Comfort Inn? What about all that conservatard cash, you cheap bastard?

    • That's the only Indian he's got left in him.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    On the bright side, Dixie D'Souza can now get her name changed. That can't happen soon enough.

  • BornInATrailer

    And Ganesha quadruple face-palms.

  • An_Outhouse

    ruh roh!

  • Thank God he met Denise after the gays ruined his marriage, or I assume he would have ended up a gay himself.

    • Fairtackle

      I would not be surprised if Denise is hung like a donkey.

    • elviouslyqueer

      D'O NOT WANT.

  • smitallica


  • prommie

    The shining brown perfect example of why "conservative intellectual" is an oxymoron. remember when history ended? Isn't believing that you live in some especially unique time different from every other time ever in history kinda like, the definition of being a giant fucking dumbass, or at least of being incapable of historical perspective, awareness, or any other kind of insight, because your head is just so far up your own ass?

    • prommie

      "Solipsistic!" Thats the word I needed! I wish I had me one of those fancy educations at some nice place, instead of that fucking land-grant U place I fucking went to because some friends of mine went there and they had a football team. Fuck, I did fuck up my whole life, till recently. Glad I caught myself in time.

  • "Dixie D'Souza?" That sounds like the kind of woman who could spin her tassels in opposite directions!

    • ph7
      • AlterNewt

        It looks as though both laydeez attended to George Washington University.


    • HarryButtle

      And it goes without saying that she ought to have double D's.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Dixie Did D'Souza…and Sent It Back.

  • An_Outhouse

    According to one of those Facebook screen shots, Denise lusts for … something. Thank Dog that part was cut off.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      I hope it's a large pizza and a gallon of ice cream.

  • Schmannnity

    This sounds like 2016: Newt Gingrich's America.

  • Also, must D’Souza only d’ate d’ames with D-names?

    It makes sense, when you recall that D'Souza is a D'Bag.

    • D'ouche & Dixie's daughter is named Danielle. I wonder if they forced her to peroxide her hair like all of D'ouche's previous conquests?

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Jesse, how much fucking ram does it take to run that many tabs?!

    • SmutBoffin

      All of it.

    • mull_man

      and "Things to Pay"???

      Fuck that.

    • Hell, I got 36 open now.

    • AznMom420

      It opens 200 tabs and fries an egg while you wait!

  • NYNYNYjr

    These names!! Where does he get these marvelous names! From the Souzaphone! Denise Odie Joseph II

  • memzilla

    Atlas Shagged. By A'yn Randy.

  • Wilcoxyz

    This is disappointing news to Michelle M'alkin.

  • SorosBot

    Dinesh and Denise; aw how cute, his ego is so big he needs to cheat with a woman whose name sounds almost the same as his.

    • BadKitty904

      And ONLY his ego, mind you…

    • Fare la Volpe

      Well he was already calling his own name out during sex, so he might as well make it official.

    • Geminisunmars

      Does seem rather narcissistic.

  • Beowoof

    Hey what kind of republican street cred is this, shouldn't he be at a gay bar getting gang banged to be real republican sex machine.

  • NYNYNYjr

    She mentions on her page "brave people like RamZPaul" — I'm scared– does Ron Paul have another kid, and instead of being named after Ayn Rand, he's named after Ramses.— uuuhhhhg

    • Angry_Marmot

      Tut Tut, she's in D'Nile.

      • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

        That's d'awful.

        Well done.

    • I wondered about RamZPaul too. A Stormfront fave, oddly.

      Ramz Paul, my new favorite YouTube Channel – Stormfront › Stormfront › General › LoungeShare
      22 posts – 5 authors – Sep 10, 2010
      I've started watching this guy's postings and I can't stop laughing. I bet other people here have already heard of him. He does his sarcasm …
      RamZPaul going PC‎ – 10 posts – Jun 18, 2012
      RamzPaul on Anti-White Mantras: My Tram …‎ – 10 posts – Dec 7, 2011
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  • I must be a RINO because the idea of pumping teenagers full of anything sounds like a good idea.

  • CthuNHu

    Additional info on Dinesh D'Souza's "fiancee" — she had a website named I, Denise, Lust After…" Sadly, it is "currently undergoing maintenance."

    Google has the <a href="” target=”_blank”>priceless cache, however, which includes a charming promotion for Obama's America: 2016, to wit:

    "2016 is a documentary based on The Roots of Obama’s Rage, a book written by Dinesh D’Souza… It’s produced by Gerald R. Molen, Spielberg’s co-producer on Hollywood blockbusters such as Schindler’s List, Jurassic Park, Minority Report and Braveheart. I mean Braveheart for goodness’ sakes! How much do I love Braveheart and how much do I love D’Souza? Don’t let me down guys." (emphasis added)

    The <a href="” target=”_blank”>About Me page is lovely, too:

    "My name is Denise Odie Joseph II and I am a twenty-something currently residing in Washington, DC. Languishing, longing, and lusting are all capital “L” words for me as long as the attendant luxury comes with a heavy dose of God, Flag, and Country. For you math people out there, this means that the 2nd Amendment is more precious to me than 5th Avenue…." Ha! So witty.

    She also sideposted pretty much everything at Smart Girl Politics, including such awesome posts as Newt You Fox, Are You Trying to Sweep Me Off My Feet? Don’t You know I’m Taken? and Whatever Happened to Good Ole Hypocrisy?

    I am not even fucking kidding.

    • emmelemm

      I ate too much at lunch, and now I'm really starting to feel it coming back on me.

    • Esteev

      I think I can turn her. But I won't try.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Eesh. And so concludes today's episode of "As the Stomach Churns."

    • CthuNHu

      Arrgh, Intense Debate hates Google cache, and won't even accept the URLs as plain text. GOOGLE IS COVERING FOR D'SOUZA'S ADULTERY!!!1!

      Just fucking type "ideniselustafter secret" into the Google already. The first two links are the main tawdry Jezebel page and tawdry Jezebel's About Me page. All the goodies are hidden in the cache. For now, at least.

  • JackObin

    I believe we have a new Republican category: the Wog Pussy.

  • 415buzzard

    Denise obviously likes her men chinless and delusional.

    • don't forget that sweet, sweet lie-laden pro-plutocracy movie and book money.

    • Geminisunmars

      So next she will be "lusting after" Mitch McConnell.

  • From the comments on the "World" article: I think of how Billy Graham always traveled and roomed with a male associate to prevent any rumor-mongering of the type we now read about concerning Dinesh.

    So that's why old Billy always had a guy to share his room/bed/pajamas.

    • emmelemm

      Yeah, boy. Talk about innoculating yourself against gossip.


      • NellCote71

        Rent boy to carry the bags, congressional aides, foot-tappings in the airport. So many ways to go, so little time.

    • Esteev

      So you're saying this young lady is a beard?

      • Fare la Volpe

        Is / has — what's the difference?

      • A Van D'Yke, to be precise.

      • Angry_Marmot

        Merkins for Real 'Mericans!

    • PubOption

      Dinesh is following Ghandi. Sleeping in the same bed as a woman to prove his chastity.

  • fawkedifiknow

    I'm pretty sure you'll never see any mention of this on Fox News when they have him on promoting that shitty movie of his.

  • TavariousChinaSmith

    Well okay, Dinesh is a hypocritical asshole, but does that really give us cause to make fun of the apostrophe in his last name? Genelia D'Souza for example… ggrrrrowl!

  • BadKitty904

    And these are the kind of people who say that *I* can't get married to the guy I love and who loves me…

    • Sadly so. Marcus has rubbed D'Suesya with BanGhey from head to toes and all, do mean all, parts in between.

      • BadKitty904

        Aw, dang, I'm TRYING to cook supper here, OK?

        Ew. Just *ew*! Do you hear me? EW!

    • Fare la Volpe

      Yes but your love violates the sanctity of other people's multiple marriages. Don't ya see?

    • neiltheblaze

      Your marriage is a threat to traditional marriage – unlike their miserable 50% failure rate, which isn't a threat at all.

      • BadKitty904

        Exactly HOW is it a threat? Are *all* their husbands going to come out and leave them?

        • neiltheblaze

          Wouldn't you?

      • vmink

        50% failure rate isn't a bug, it's a feature.

  • Oh, I wish I was in the hotel humpin', dry as dust cuz the d'vorce's pendin', look away, look away, look away Dixie D.

  • sullivanst

    Dinesh D'Souza Dances from Dixie to Denise? D'eurgh.

  • GeorgiaBurning

    When tool meets fool.

  • MonkeyMotion

    Though he's a pretty big asshole already, D(ouchebag)'Souza still has a few wives to go to catch Rush.

    • BadKitty904

      AND Neut Gingrich – Paragons of the Sanctity of Het Marriage, all…

  • CthuNHu

    To be honest, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find any feminist who wouldn't touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

  • MistaEko

    I can't wait for 2013: Dixie Brubaker's House, Car, and Alimony

  • NellCote71

    Let me get this straight. Dinesh D'Souza was married to Dixie D'Souza, whom he is divorcing for the future Denis D'Souza. Are you effin' kidding me?

    • Geminisunmars

      D'Lish, eh?

  • owhatever

    Another wingnut hero out there on the front line, protecting traditional marriage.

  • decentcitizen

    Actually, there's some poetry in this relationship. He will employ all his 15 minutes of fame cash to woo Denise, marry her, and when the gravy train of Obama-hate runs dry, she'll dump him for the next available "real man" (with cash).

  • I would expect this kind of brazen and shameful rutting from gullible white girl to white girl out of Barack Obama Sr., but not Honorary Burdened White Man Dinesh D'Souza! Perhaps there aren't really any "good ones"!

    • Fare la Volpe

      Ms. Joseph doesn't look like any white girl I've ever seen, but she's sure trying with that bottle bleach job.

      The GOP — Even Our Minorities Are Blonde!

      • 415buzzard

        She looks a little Pomeranian to me.

      • Still, he has a bit of a dating history with the Memsahibs. (I should talk.)

  • Look away, look away Dixie D'Souza.

  • HarryButtle


  • This will all seem a lot funnier at the end of Romney's seventh year in office.

    • Dashboard Buddha

      Here..I have this hunk of lead…can you find an effective way to apply it to my left temple?

  • Rotundo_

    Her parents gave her the middle name of Odie: Garfield fans?

  • glamourdammerung

    The roots of Dinesh D’Souza's marital infidelity?

    • LibertyLover

      Newt Gingrich?

  • Actually that's a typo. She "likes" to be nailed by nine inches ZING!!!11!

    • Fare la Volpe

      That's like wanting a footlong and settling for a baby carrot.

      • You can't always get what you want.

  • "he is a hateful little man with a chewed-up baseball head" is truly inspired prose. Mad props.

    • BadKitty904

      It's funny 'cause it's true!

  • his poor kid (s).

    i imagine it's harder for republican children; they have to wade thru all that sanctimonious bullshit and then they get to discover that their old man is just a shitbag like every other fallen democrat.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    Odie??? So, when does she start getting bitchslapped with votes by Garfield?

  • mille derps

    Wonder what he meant when he texted that he's 'suspending the engagement'?

  • When asked to comment, D'Sousa replied, "D'Oh!"

  • MrsConclusion

    "Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways."

    Now that there is some mighty showy writin' right there. If this gal's ideas are half the quality of her prose–and they are–then these two are a match made in Pseudo Intellectual Heaven. Have mercy!

    • 415buzzard

      This Denise "The Second" chick needs to have her lady-parts taken away until she grows the fuck up.

  • Gleem McShineys


    Speaking of, did anyone else see Bruno?

  • Angry_Marmot

    Faux D'Odie oh D'oh.

  • Limeylizzie

    I am puzzled by Dinesh D'Souza as Pussyhound. I can't imagine ONE woman letting him insert his semi-erect, tan and tiny manhood into her vagina, let alone two of them.

  • Limeylizzie

    What???? I got this and I didn't say anything bad.
    Your comment must be approved by the site admins before it will appear publicly.

    • Geminisunmars

      They must have been reading your mind.

    • C_R_Eature

      "I didn't say anything bad."
      Well, now. That's your problem, right there.

      • Limeylizzie

        I just commented on the size of Dinesh's penis.

        • D'icklette?

          • Limeylizzie


        • C_R_Eature

          He has a Penis? Did he borrow it?

          • Limeylizzie

            Tiny, tan and tumescent.

          • C_R_Eature

            Dinesh has got a Needle Dick
            A Needle Dick, A Needle Dick, A Needle Dick
            Oh, Dinesh has got a Needle Dick
            A Needle Dick, HOORAY
            Denise just loves his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick,his Needle Dick,
            Oh Denise just loves his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick, TODAY
            She Eats it, She Beats it, My God She Mistreats It!
            Oh Denise Mistreats his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick, TODAY!

    • Blueb4sinrise

      While e-mail this story to a non-wonk, I realized what happened. The feminazis made Dee Dee's wee wee sooooooooooooooooo tiny, he had to find a teensy, barely legal new place where it might seem adequate.

  • Side bar / question:

    How did this dolt get to be prez of The King's College with just a BA?

    • kittensdontlie

      It's barely a college, and the board/corporation running it has sh*t for brains.

  • olá sou do brazil

    • C_R_Eature

      Hey! How's the Seafood in Brazil? Do you have any good recipes?

    • C_R_Eature

      Send Seafood Recipes! I like Crabs.

      Envie Receitas frutos do mar! Eu gosto de caranguejos.

  • toughsister

    Dinesh D'Souza's nickname when he was at Dartmouth: "Distort d'Newsa".

    'Nuff said?

  • Needz moar purity rings.

  • chascates

    Update: I actually got that from an email but then noticed actor212 had posted it hours early at, your one stop shop for weird shit that hasn't hit Wonkette yet. Or was rejected. Either/or.

  • LibertyLover

    Are we sure he isn't Josh Mandel with a tan?

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Reminds me of an old Cole Porter song:

    It's D'testable

    It's D'sgusting

    It's D'Souza.

  • BlueStateLibel

    It's always the most insufferable pious ones who have the dirtiest linen in their closets, nothing to see here, people, move along…

    • chascates

      Jimmy Swaggart: "I have sinned … "

  • Gleem McShineys

    Today, we're NOT all meat hallways.

  • chascates

    Cheers! Debate drinking games get beer flowing:

  • unclejeems

    Yes, and wonder what Denise Odie Joseph I has to say about all this, hmmmm? By the way, weren't they related to the Hapsburgs?

  • Francis Urquhart

    Is this circumstance a fundamental part of Mr. D'Souza's pro-colonial, anti-Obama point of view? Waiting for the documentary on that one.

    • Sure. He marries a colonialist oppressor, then, unlike Obama, he cheats on her & dumps her for a younger, possibly nuttier model.

    • BlueStateLibel

      He'll find some way to blame this on libs, give him time.

  • docterry6973

    See, another marriage destroyed by the liberal/feminist/gay conspiracy. Poor Dinesh and Dixie and Denise were living their totally upright and moral lives when – WHAM – the maelstrom of humanist immorality overwhelmed them and forced them unwillingly into this adulterous (or near-adulterous) behavior. We should all feel bad about this because it is totally our fault.

  • ElPinche


  • chascates

    D'Souza clip was just on PBS' 'Race 2012' as an illustration of how Indian Americans are more likely seen as white than homegrown blacks and browns.

    • BadKitty904

      I suspect *that's* this guy's motivator – if he sucks up to what he perceives as the WASP power structure, they'll accept him as one of their own. Which, by the by, will never, EVER happen.

      What a brown-noser. So to speak.

  • Negropolis

    OT: What? No pre-debate open thread? Forget that, isn't the live blog usually up by now? I specifically carved out some time to get hear early, and the one time I do, it's quiet. lol

    • C_R_Eature

      It's probably Johnny Walker's fault.

  • mavenmaven

    Obviously, in Romney's America, there will be no problem with polygamy, as long as it is heterosexual.

  • Tundra Grifter

    "…a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt."

    Don't blame me. I voted for Summer.

  • taylormattd

    Holy fuck, the number of tabs open in that last screenshot. Also, is that a bodybuilding website bookmark? I demand ab pix, thx.

  • OzoneTom

    Janet Brown at Hofstra kicking things off, someone at Wonkette HQ started drinking early.

  • MadBrahms

    "Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology…"

    For the billionth and fucking last time, this was / is not a popular feminist perspective on gender. Indeed, it has largely been conservatives and anti-feminists, not liberals, who have naturalized masculinity as ruggedness, stubbornness, etc, while feminists have largely held that these are social rather than natural. Heterosexual marriage has been proposed time and time again as the "solution" to men's restlessness and innate capacity for violence, with women calming and civilizing their spouses. I get so sick of hearing this claim when the inverse is actually true.

    Thus ends my cranky academic post of the day.

  • DahBoner

    I'm so old, I remember when D'Souza made great marching music…

  • editor

    oh, isn't it adorable when muppets find their true love?

    go, d'inesh, multiple marriages and sex lies are a sure-fire way to success!

  • grex1949

    Update: D'Souza has resigned, or maybe he's been fired (?) from his post at King's College. <a href="” target=”_blank”>…” target=”_blank”>

  • MrJM

    I'm sure they will have beautiful children.

    — MrJM

  • AznMom420

    When is Saturn records going to release the Sun Ra/RamZPaul split??

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