2012: D'Souza's America

Why Won’t Feminists Stop Destroying Marriage, Asks Dinesh D’Souza’s Extra Fiancée

the sexiest man alive, 2012-2016Before we begin this post, let’s be honest: who wouldn’t want this piece of Hayekian sausage tossed down their meat hallway? NOBODY.

(I’m sorry, that was disgusting. He’s obviously toting hot Burkean bratwurst.)

Dinesh D’Sousa d’irected 2016: Obama’s America, a wonderful little docudrama about how Dinesh D’Souza is a giant fucking racist. He has a long career of saying completely odious things about Barack Obama in particular, because he is a hateful little man with a chewed-up baseball head.

He is also a giant goddamn cheater.

D’Souza’s speech earned him a standing ovation and a long line at the book-signing table immediately afterward. Although D’Souza has been married for 20 years to his wife, Dixie, in South Carolina he was with a young woman, Denise Odie Joseph II, and introduced her to at least three people as his fiancée.

Finally, near 11 p.m., event organizer Tony Beam escorted D’Souza and Joseph to the nearby Comfort Suites. Beam noted that they checked in together and were apparently sharing a room for the night in the sold-out hotel. The next morning, around 6 a.m., Beam arrived back at the hotel and called up to D’Souza’s room. “We’ll be down in 10 minutes,” D’Souza told Beam. D’Souza and Joseph came down together, and Beam took them to the airport.

Oh, but surely there is an innocent explanation for a man introducing a woman as his fiancée, then staying with her in a hotel room overnight? (Also, must D’Souza only d’ate d’ames with D-names?

The next day another conference organizer, Alex McFarland, distressed by D’Souza’s behavior, confronted him in a telephone conversation. D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.” When I called D’Souza, he confirmed that he was indeed engaged to Joseph, but did not explain how he could be engaged to one woman while still married to another. When asked when he had filed for divorce from his wife, Dixie, D’Souza answered, “Recently.”

According to San Diego County (Calif.) Superior Court records, D’Souza filed for divorce only on Oct. 4, the day I spoke with him. Under California law, that starts the clock on a six-month waiting period for divorce. D’Souza on Oct. 4 told me his marriage was “over,” said he “is sure Denise is the one for me,” and said he had “done nothing wrong.”

All he did was love a young woman for a long enough period of time to become engaged to her then shared a hotel room with her without having any sex or touching at all. If that’s so wrong, what kind of country do we live in? Oh, right, Obama’s America. What a fucking terrible wasteland of lovelessness.

Here is Ms. Joseph’s Facebook page, with some handy screengrabs below:

Ms. Joseph also believes that she knows what is really destroying marriage and families in America: cheating married men. Hahaha no, no, it’s gay feminists and birth control, obviously.

RINO Republicans are analogous to fathers who proudly proclaim their conservativeness at dinner parties or perhaps during early afternoon phone calls to El Rusbo’s show, but let their “independently-minded” wives (translation–women who get their marching orders from St. Oprah or more recently, The View ) pump their teenagers full of birth control and encourage their daughters to live the lives for which their bra-burning foremothers fought so valiantly.

To be completely fair, I really don’t think that any bra-burning feminist would touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

There’s more:

In the 1960s and 1970s, feminists and liberals of other stripes started pointing out the hypocrisies of what they termed “patriarchy.” Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology and sociology, things like women’s studies, gender studies, and critical race theory, to back them up. They pointed to infidelity or infamous sexual desire surveys (conducted by homosexuals)[vi] among traditionally married couples to “prove” their theses. Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways.

The beauty of prose like this is matched only by a beautiful sight I saw on the way home yesterday, wherein a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt. Goddamn black ghetto gays.

We wish the best of luck to the happy couple, especially when Dinesh’s d’ivorce is finalized in April of next year and he and the next Mrs. D’Souza can finally touch each other in intimate ways in any Comfort Inn they so desire.

[World Magazine]

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    1. jaytingle

      Marriage to blonde belle Dixie has been agonizing for D'Souza because he can't stomach the thought of her having sex with a "darkie."

    1. Fox n Fiends

      see also: Calista Gingrich, whomever is married to Limbaugh this month, George Will's cockrings, etc..

    2. jcinco

      this creep, are you ready & sitting down?, was engaged to ann coulter and dated laura ingraham. it could have been the other way around..but obviously he'll stick his dick into anyone or anything..I suggest an electrical outlet…

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      I can't believe someone was named Denise Odie the First, said Emperor Garfield. (Am I going to beat this joke into the ground? Yes, yes I am)

      1. emmelemm

        Well? It's a ridiculous name. It deserves to be beaten into the ground. Also, Odie was my favorite.

    1. Grokenstein

      Gangnam, I think?

      Warped! Warped warped warped warped!
      F***ed-up rightwing values!
      Heeeeeey, "sexy" lady!
      Warped! Warped warped warped warped!
      F***ed-up rightwing values!

  1. Hammiepants

    I suppose my mom was right, there IS someone for every one, if this mendacious, monkey-faced asscracker was able to find not one but TWO alleged women who want his "good" thing.

    1. jcinco

      4!!! See my comment above he had ingraham and coulter too, google the poindexter…he's insatiable.

      1. Fare la Volpe

        He's dark enough to tingle their nether bits but light enough to not make their daddies angry.

    2. BoroPrimorac

      Dinesh D'Souza just knows what to tell conservative women in order for them to part with their panties. He's a cunt whisperer.

  2. calliecallie

    For a minute I thought he was married to one and engaged to another because he was Morman. But apparently not. Just another Moran.

    1. mrpuma2u

      So when he gives them his extra hotel room key, that constitutes a "spiritual marriage" and when he gives them the cab fare home that constitutes the "spiritual divorce". There all better.

      1. Fare la Volpe

        There's also lots of lovely rape, incest, and disemboweling pregnant women on God's command.

        Ultimate moral authority, that Yahweh.

  3. UnholyMoses

    According to her middle name, she's a dog.

    ADDING: Just saw the FB screengrabs.

    Yep. She's a d'og.

  4. SayItWithWookies

    I could almost brush off the hypocrisy of this motherfucking asshole, just because I'm so inured to his lies and utter bullshit. The really surprising part of this story is that so many other men take an interest in D'Sousa's sex life — like, someone really fuckin' called him up (on the D'Souzaphone, one presumes) and asked if he fucked the girl he shared the room with? Fuckin' please — it's not the gays or the feminists ruining marriage, assholes — it's a nation of fuckin' biddies.

    1. MosesInvests

      It's not the gays that ruined my marriage, it was the straight dude who was screwing my wife.

  5. ProgressiveInga

    "D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said 'nothing happened'.”

    Hey, she may be stupid, but she ain't blind!

    1. memzilla

      "Homewrecker Apologizes If You Were Offended By HIs Dickwaddieness. But first, this word from Jacoby & Myers."

    2. CthuNHu

      OMG awesome must-read post by the homewrecker. I noted the headline before, but just now read it. It is a wondrous, staggering, heartbreaking work of pure mousewitted misanthropy (and misogyny, ladies!) self-construing as a fearless intellectual tour de force. Just read it, and weep with laughter, and sorrow, and confusion, and schadenfreude, and a nice merlot.

  6. actor212

    In fairness to D'nesh, once he declares to his wife he's divorcing her (or at least separating) he is free to date whomever he wants without repercussions in the context of any settlement.

    Still makes him a d'ouchebag (thanks, elviously!)

          1. actor212

            Jesus had twelve husbands, however.

            Also, Deuteronomy 24:1-4. Too.

            ETA: Someone, I'm not making suggestions *koffkoffJESSEkoffkoff* ought to go post Matthew 19: 9 -12 on her wall.

            9 Now I say to you that whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another commits adultery.” 10 The disciples said to him, “If this is the case of a husband with a wife, it is better not to marry!” 11 He said to them, “Not everyone can accept this statement, except those to whom it has been given. 12 For there are some eunuchs who were that way from birth, and some who were made eunuchs by others, and some who became eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who is able to accept this should accept it.”

    1. ph7

      Only in no-fault divorce states. Other states still cling to fault based divorce. In Virginia, for example, until the divorce decree is entered, a spouse can forfeit any right to financial support if engaged in adultery post separation but prior to entry of divorce.

        1. ph7

          Thank God for California. Jim Rockford would have a tough time these days – it's the fault based divorce statutes that keep guys like him in business.

        2. Callyson

          FFS, first Mittens buys a house in La Jolla and now this prick files in San Diego County. America's Finest City is having a rough year…

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        [I]t turns out, in New York state, they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery, and it's weird, because the ten commandments say "Thou shalt not commit adultery", but New York state says you have to.

        –Woody Allen

        1. SorosBot

          New York finally joined the rest of the civilized world and allowed no fault divorce just in 2010. And it was the last state to do so. Usually you'd expect such backwardness from the Southern states, not New York.

  7. memzilla

    I'm sorry, the American People have just had Paul Ryan crammed down their throat — with his stunt dishes, no less — there isn't room yet to have DiDerpsh D'Derpa crammed down there too.

    But perhaps a wafeer-thin mint…

  8. cousinitt

    Considering his obvious physical gifts, Finish'ed D’Sousa needs to think about Kanye's reaction when he goes ballistic over losing his new clothes horse, er mare, Kimmy to a serial academic fraud. What, KK wouldn't go for him? She IS nobody, right?

  9. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    "cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes"

    "Mmmmmmmm, seepage"
    -Homer Simpson

    1. memzilla

      Website now says it is in "Maintenance Mode."

      Oddly enough, I'll bet that's what DiDerpsh D'Derpa's wife's attorney is going to be asking for, too.

    2. UnholyMoses

      "I, Denise, lust after…"

      " … a website that isn't inundated by people with more than two brain cells who make me take it to 'maintenance mode' because of their comments about what a home wrecking whore I am."

      Or, at least, that's what should be on that page.

    3. cheetojeebus

      damn it, waybackmachine doesn't have a cache of it, you can see the google cache but when you try and view it you get the maintenance thing.

    1. dawgeral

      That wasn't the maid. It was a last-minute, stand-in for a singing-telegram-girl who had taken the wrong bus, wound up in the wrong neighborhood – and simply rang the bell to ask where-the-hell she was…again.

  10. CommieDad

    Whenever I see such blatant hypocrisy, I think of a speech my father gave me once. He was (more than a little) intoxicated (ok, I was too), and pontificating on his excellent parenting skills. He explained to me that what was important is that you teach the right things to your children, and try to set an example, at least verbally. You will fail, as failure is human, and you will often violate the very principals you stand for, but it is important that you try and at least teach that these things are wrong.

    So is the greater crime the sin or the failure to call the sin a sin?

    1. memzilla

      No, the greater crime is being unapologetic about the sin, and accusing anyone who calls you on it as being a greater sinner than thou art.

      1. CommieDad

        The whole point of preaching values you don't always follow is that you ask for forgiveness when you fail. When you don't, or attack those who attack you, then you are absolutely right that this is where hypocrisy becomes the greater sin!

      2. CommieDad

        Also, if you have made a career out of attacking others personally, then you open yourself up for attack. That's just karma coming back to fuck you.

    2. SayItWithWookies

      It's a failure to preach shit you don't believe. It's a greater failure (a la Limbaugh and others) to keep preaching that shit after you've obviously disdained it yourself.

      Watch the reaction from the right-wing peanut gallery — I predict it'll go along the lines of "See, Dinesh is so righteous he holds standards that are impossible for him to adhere to."

    3. BoroPrimorac

      If I ever become a massive hypocrite like this D'Souza fellow, I hope my children call me on my bullshit and have the wherewithal to turn out different than their dad.

  11. EnnuiThereYet?

    Since she's against it for others, I'm certain Denise Odie Joseph II (btw, what an f'd up moniker) has never ever ever used birth control.

      1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

        So, he wasn't admitting he was impotent? Just covering up for a night of hot fornication? Who would ever do that? That is why I've let Mom know that you won't even let me hold your hand because you are so pure.

    1. BornInATrailer

      "On January 7, 2008, however, Stein told the New York Post that the relationship was over, citing irreconcilable differences."

      Aww, I wonder what did it finally for Andrew? Probably just the whole she-has-a-penis thing.

    2. Beowoof

      I thought she was on his list of conquests, isn't Laura Ingram there also? I guess the dumped by Dinette D'Soupa would be a happy place.

  12. Biel_ze_Bubba

    On the bright side, Dixie D'Souza can now get her name changed. That can't happen soon enough.

  13. prommie

    The shining brown perfect example of why "conservative intellectual" is an oxymoron. remember when history ended? Isn't believing that you live in some especially unique time different from every other time ever in history kinda like, the definition of being a giant fucking dumbass, or at least of being incapable of historical perspective, awareness, or any other kind of insight, because your head is just so far up your own ass?

    1. prommie

      "Solipsistic!" Thats the word I needed! I wish I had me one of those fancy educations at some nice place, instead of that fucking land-grant U place I fucking went to because some friends of mine went there and they had a football team. Fuck, I did fuck up my whole life, till recently. Glad I caught myself in time.

  14. An_Outhouse

    According to one of those Facebook screen shots, Denise lusts for … something. Thank Dog that part was cut off.

  15. NYNYNYjr

    These names!! Where does he get these marvelous names! From the Souzaphone! Denise Odie Joseph II

  16. SorosBot

    Dinesh and Denise; aw how cute, his ego is so big he needs to cheat with a woman whose name sounds almost the same as his.

    1. Fare la Volpe

      Well he was already calling his own name out during sex, so he might as well make it official.

  17. Beowoof

    Hey what kind of republican street cred is this, shouldn't he be at a gay bar getting gang banged to be real republican sex machine.

  18. NYNYNYjr

    She mentions on her page "brave people like RamZPaul" — I'm scared– does Ron Paul have another kid, and instead of being named after Ayn Rand, he's named after Ramses.— uuuhhhhg

    1. M. Bouffant

      I wondered about RamZPaul too. A Stormfront fave, oddly.

      Ramz Paul, my new favorite YouTube Channel – Stormfront http://www.stormfront.org › Stormfront › General › LoungeShare
      22 posts – 5 authors – Sep 10, 2010
      I've started watching this guy's postings and I can't stop laughing. I bet other people here have already heard of him. He does his sarcasm …
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  19. CthuNHu

    Additional info on Dinesh D'Souza's "fiancee" — she had a website named I, Denise, Lust After…" Sadly, it is "currently undergoing maintenance."

    Google has the <a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:CqgZG5R2FXIJ :www.ideniselustafter.com/” target=”_blank”>priceless cache, however, which includes a charming promotion for Obama's America: 2016, to wit:

    "2016 is a documentary based on The Roots of Obama’s Rage, a book written by Dinesh D’Souza… It’s produced by Gerald R. Molen, Spielberg’s co-producer on Hollywood blockbusters such as Schindler’s List, Jurassic Park, Minority Report and Braveheart. I mean Braveheart for goodness’ sakes! How much do I love Braveheart and how much do I love D’Souza? Don’t let me down guys." (emphasis added)

    The <a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:km-C4plbL3kJ :www.ideniselustafter.com/about-me/” target=”_blank”>About Me page is lovely, too:

    "My name is Denise Odie Joseph II and I am a twenty-something currently residing in Washington, DC. Languishing, longing, and lusting are all capital “L” words for me as long as the attendant luxury comes with a heavy dose of God, Flag, and Country. For you math people out there, this means that the 2nd Amendment is more precious to me than 5th Avenue…." Ha! So witty.

    She also sideposted pretty much everything at Smart Girl Politics, including such awesome posts as Newt You Fox, Are You Trying to Sweep Me Off My Feet? Don’t You know I’m Taken? and Whatever Happened to Good Ole Hypocrisy?

    I am not even fucking kidding.

    1. CthuNHu

      Arrgh, Intense Debate hates Google cache, and won't even accept the URLs as plain text. GOOGLE IS COVERING FOR D'SOUZA'S ADULTERY!!!1!

      Just fucking type "ideniselustafter secret" into the Google already. The first two links are the main tawdry Jezebel page and tawdry Jezebel's About Me page. All the goodies are hidden in the cache. For now, at least.

  20. Chow Yun Flat

    From the comments on the "World" article: I think of how Billy Graham always traveled and roomed with a male associate to prevent any rumor-mongering of the type we now read about concerning Dinesh.

    So that's why old Billy always had a guy to share his room/bed/pajamas.

      1. NellCote71

        Rent boy to carry the bags, congressional aides, foot-tappings in the airport. So many ways to go, so little time.

  21. fawkedifiknow

    I'm pretty sure you'll never see any mention of this on Fox News when they have him on promoting that shitty movie of his.

  22. TavariousChinaSmith

    Well okay, Dinesh is a hypocritical asshole, but does that really give us cause to make fun of the apostrophe in his last name? Genelia D'Souza for example… ggrrrrowl!

  23. BadKitty904

    And these are the kind of people who say that *I* can't get married to the guy I love and who loves me…

    1. neiltheblaze

      Your marriage is a threat to traditional marriage – unlike their miserable 50% failure rate, which isn't a threat at all.

  24. MonkeyMotion

    Though he's a pretty big asshole already, D(ouchebag)'Souza still has a few wives to go to catch Rush.

  25. CthuNHu

    To be honest, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find any feminist who wouldn't touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

  26. NellCote71

    Let me get this straight. Dinesh D'Souza was married to Dixie D'Souza, whom he is divorcing for the future Denis D'Souza. Are you effin' kidding me?

  27. decentcitizen

    Actually, there's some poetry in this relationship. He will employ all his 15 minutes of fame cash to woo Denise, marry her, and when the gravy train of Obama-hate runs dry, she'll dump him for the next available "real man" (with cash).

  28. Chet Kincaid_

    I would expect this kind of brazen and shameful rutting from gullible white girl to white girl out of Barack Obama Sr., but not Honorary Burdened White Man Dinesh D'Souza! Perhaps there aren't really any "good ones"!

    1. Fare la Volpe

      Ms. Joseph doesn't look like any white girl I've ever seen, but she's sure trying with that bottle bleach job.

      The GOP — Even Our Minorities Are Blonde!

    1. Dashboard Buddha

      Here..I have this hunk of lead…can you find an effective way to apply it to my left temple?

  29. fuflans

    his poor kid (s).

    i imagine it's harder for republican children; they have to wade thru all that sanctimonious bullshit and then they get to discover that their old man is just a shitbag like every other fallen democrat.

  30. MrsConclusion

    "Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways."

    Now that there is some mighty showy writin' right there. If this gal's ideas are half the quality of her prose–and they are–then these two are a match made in Pseudo Intellectual Heaven. Have mercy!

    1. 415buzzard

      This Denise "The Second" chick needs to have her lady-parts taken away until she grows the fuck up.

  31. Limeylizzie

    I am puzzled by Dinesh D'Souza as Pussyhound. I can't imagine ONE woman letting him insert his semi-erect, tan and tiny manhood into her vagina, let alone two of them.

  32. Limeylizzie

    What???? I got this and I didn't say anything bad.
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          1. C_R_Eature

            Dinesh has got a Needle Dick
            A Needle Dick, A Needle Dick, A Needle Dick
            Oh, Dinesh has got a Needle Dick
            A Needle Dick, HOORAY
            Denise just loves his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick,his Needle Dick,
            Oh Denise just loves his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick, TODAY
            She Eats it, She Beats it, My God She Mistreats It!
            Oh Denise Mistreats his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick, TODAY!

    1. Blueb4sinrise

      While e-mail this story to a non-wonk, I realized what happened. The feminazis made Dee Dee's wee wee sooooooooooooooooo tiny, he had to find a teensy, barely legal new place where it might seem adequate.

  33. BlueStateLibel

    It's always the most insufferable pious ones who have the dirtiest linen in their closets, nothing to see here, people, move along…

  34. unclejeems

    Yes, and wonder what Denise Odie Joseph I has to say about all this, hmmmm? By the way, weren't they related to the Hapsburgs?

  35. Francis Urquhart

    Is this circumstance a fundamental part of Mr. D'Souza's pro-colonial, anti-Obama point of view? Waiting for the documentary on that one.

  36. docterry6973

    See, another marriage destroyed by the liberal/feminist/gay conspiracy. Poor Dinesh and Dixie and Denise were living their totally upright and moral lives when – WHAM – the maelstrom of humanist immorality overwhelmed them and forced them unwillingly into this adulterous (or near-adulterous) behavior. We should all feel bad about this because it is totally our fault.

  37. chascates

    D'Souza clip was just on PBS' 'Race 2012' as an illustration of how Indian Americans are more likely seen as white than homegrown blacks and browns.

    1. BadKitty904

      I suspect *that's* this guy's motivator – if he sucks up to what he perceives as the WASP power structure, they'll accept him as one of their own. Which, by the by, will never, EVER happen.

      What a brown-noser. So to speak.

  38. Negropolis

    OT: What? No pre-debate open thread? Forget that, isn't the live blog usually up by now? I specifically carved out some time to get hear early, and the one time I do, it's quiet. lol

  39. mavenmaven

    Obviously, in Romney's America, there will be no problem with polygamy, as long as it is heterosexual.

  40. Tundra Grifter

    "…a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt."

    Don't blame me. I voted for Summer.

  41. taylormattd

    Holy fuck, the number of tabs open in that last screenshot. Also, is that a bodybuilding website bookmark? I demand ab pix, thx.

  42. MadBrahms

    "Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology…"

    For the billionth and fucking last time, this was / is not a popular feminist perspective on gender. Indeed, it has largely been conservatives and anti-feminists, not liberals, who have naturalized masculinity as ruggedness, stubbornness, etc, while feminists have largely held that these are social rather than natural. Heterosexual marriage has been proposed time and time again as the "solution" to men's restlessness and innate capacity for violence, with women calming and civilizing their spouses. I get so sick of hearing this claim when the inverse is actually true.

    Thus ends my cranky academic post of the day.

  43. editor

    oh, isn't it adorable when muppets find their true love?

    go, d'inesh, multiple marriages and sex lies are a sure-fire way to success!

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