2012: D'SOUZA'S AMERICA  4:40 pm October 16, 2012

Why Won’t Feminists Stop Destroying Marriage, Asks Dinesh D’Souza’s Extra Fiancée

by Jesse Taylor

the sexiest man alive, 2012-2016Before we begin this post, let’s be honest: who wouldn’t want this piece of Hayekian sausage tossed down their meat hallway? NOBODY.

(I’m sorry, that was disgusting. He’s obviously toting hot Burkean bratwurst.)

Dinesh D’Sousa d’irected 2016: Obama’s America, a wonderful little docudrama about how Dinesh D’Souza is a giant fucking racist. He has a long career of saying completely odious things about Barack Obama in particular, because he is a hateful little man with a chewed-up baseball head.

He is also a giant goddamn cheater.

D’Souza’s speech earned him a standing ovation and a long line at the book-signing table immediately afterward. Although D’Souza has been married for 20 years to his wife, Dixie, in South Carolina he was with a young woman, Denise Odie Joseph II, and introduced her to at least three people as his fiancée.

Finally, near 11 p.m., event organizer Tony Beam escorted D’Souza and Joseph to the nearby Comfort Suites. Beam noted that they checked in together and were apparently sharing a room for the night in the sold-out hotel. The next morning, around 6 a.m., Beam arrived back at the hotel and called up to D’Souza’s room. “We’ll be down in 10 minutes,” D’Souza told Beam. D’Souza and Joseph came down together, and Beam took them to the airport.


Oh, but surely there is an innocent explanation for a man introducing a woman as his fiancée, then staying with her in a hotel room overnight? (Also, must D’Souza only d’ate d’ames with D-names?

The next day another conference organizer, Alex McFarland, distressed by D’Souza’s behavior, confronted him in a telephone conversation. D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.” When I called D’Souza, he confirmed that he was indeed engaged to Joseph, but did not explain how he could be engaged to one woman while still married to another. When asked when he had filed for divorce from his wife, Dixie, D’Souza answered, “Recently.”

According to San Diego County (Calif.) Superior Court records, D’Souza filed for divorce only on Oct. 4, the day I spoke with him. Under California law, that starts the clock on a six-month waiting period for divorce. D’Souza on Oct. 4 told me his marriage was “over,” said he “is sure Denise is the one for me,” and said he had “done nothing wrong.”

All he did was love a young woman for a long enough period of time to become engaged to her then shared a hotel room with her without having any sex or touching at all. If that’s so wrong, what kind of country do we live in? Oh, right, Obama’s America. What a fucking terrible wasteland of lovelessness.

Here is Ms. Joseph’s Facebook page, with some handy screengrabs below:

Ms. Joseph also believes that she knows what is really destroying marriage and families in America: cheating married men. Hahaha no, no, it’s gay feminists and birth control, obviously.

RINO Republicans are analogous to fathers who proudly proclaim their conservativeness at dinner parties or perhaps during early afternoon phone calls to El Rusbo’s show, but let their “independently-minded” wives (translation–women who get their marching orders from St. Oprah or more recently, The View ) pump their teenagers full of birth control and encourage their daughters to live the lives for which their bra-burning foremothers fought so valiantly.

To be completely fair, I really don’t think that any bra-burning feminist would touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

There’s more:

In the 1960s and 1970s, feminists and liberals of other stripes started pointing out the hypocrisies of what they termed “patriarchy.” Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology and sociology, things like women’s studies, gender studies, and critical race theory, to back them up. They pointed to infidelity or infamous sexual desire surveys (conducted by homosexuals)[vi] among traditionally married couples to “prove” their theses. Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways.

The beauty of prose like this is matched only by a beautiful sight I saw on the way home yesterday, wherein a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt. Goddamn black ghetto gays.

We wish the best of luck to the happy couple, especially when Dinesh’s d’ivorce is finalized in April of next year and he and the next Mrs. D’Souza can finally touch each other in intimate ways in any Comfort Inn they so desire.

[World Magazine]

 
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HRH_Maddie October 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Pay no attention to the philanderer behind the curtain!

jaytingle October 16, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Marriage to blonde belle Dixie has been agonizing for D'Souza because he can't stomach the thought of her having sex with a "darkie."

Fox n Fiends October 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Ain't no groupie like a conservatard groupie
'cause a conservatard groupie gets rings

Fox n Fiends October 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm

see also: Calista Gingrich, whomever is married to Limbaugh this month, George Will's cockrings, etc..

jcinco October 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm

this creep, are you ready & sitting down?, was engaged to ann coulter and dated laura ingraham. it could have been the other way around..but obviously he'll stick his dick into anyone or anything..I suggest an electrical outlet…

Not_So_Much October 16, 2012 at 6:06 pm

'Promise Rings' like the Jonas Brothers, I presume?

no_gravity October 16, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Denise Odie Joseph II

The second? Sounds like a feminazi name to me.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Or a Pharaoh.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Or a Rastafarian singer who did one album with Bad Brains before HR came back.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 6:29 pm

OK, I'll count that as 7 votes for some Brains with Israel Joseph I! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5WkZ_M1PPQ

bobbert October 17, 2012 at 2:23 am

Damn, Chet.

Thank you for continuing to fill in holes in my musical knowledge.

BoroPrimorac October 16, 2012 at 8:33 pm

That name is either Haitian or Eritrean.

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm

She sounds kind of addled like Franz Joseph.

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I Can Hapz Burger?

mrblifil October 16, 2012 at 6:03 pm

She looks like an Affirmative Action hire to me.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-OVCMSU8L9UY/T2

She said "want some action?" and he said "affirmative."

Dashboard Buddha October 16, 2012 at 6:50 pm

I can't believe someone was named Denise Odie the First, said Emperor Garfield. (Am I going to beat this joke into the ground? Yes, yes I am)

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Well? It's a ridiculous name. It deserves to be beaten into the ground. Also, Odie was my favorite.

DemmeFatale October 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Hey, D'nise!!
What's with the II?
Pretentious much??

HRH_Maddie October 16, 2012 at 4:46 pm

More family values, do as I say not as I do malarkey.

Callyson October 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

It's all a bunch of stuff.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm

And nonsense.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:14 pm

D'nonsense.

ChillBill October 16, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"Where's my Dinesh, bitch?"

imissopus October 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm

…who wouldn’t want this piece of Hayekian sausage tossed down their meat hallway?

Goodbye, lunch! Goodbye!

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Seriously. Wtf.

Crank_Tango October 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Dinesh D'souza, what is that, Italian?

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Belgian

The fat Belgian bastard…

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Mutant. I mean, based on the photo and all…

Grokenstein October 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Gangnam, I think?

Warped! Warped warped warped warped!
F***ed-up rightwing values!
Heeeeeey, "sexy" lady!
Warped! Warped warped warped warped!
F***ed-up rightwing values!

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:21 pm

To go with this week's theme: "Brazillian?"

mille derps October 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm

No, thanks! One is more than enough- a brazilian would just be overkill…

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Considering it's Portuguese, we have us a winner.

PubOption October 17, 2012 at 12:08 am

Although Dinesh sounds a bit Hindu, therefore probably Goan.

Hammiepants October 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I suppose my mom was right, there IS someone for every one, if this mendacious, monkey-faced asscracker was able to find not one but TWO alleged women who want his "good" thing.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Money will do that.

jcinco October 16, 2012 at 6:04 pm

4!!! See my comment above he had ingraham and coulter too, google the poindexter…he's insatiable.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm

He's dark enough to tingle their nether bits but light enough to not make their daddies angry.

BoroPrimorac October 16, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Dinesh D'Souza just knows what to tell conservative women in order for them to part with their panties. He's a cunt whisperer.

calliecallie October 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

For a minute I thought he was married to one and engaged to another because he was Morman. But apparently not. Just another Moran.

mrpuma2u October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

So when he gives them his extra hotel room key, that constitutes a "spiritual marriage" and when he gives them the cab fare home that constitutes the "spiritual divorce". There all better.

OneDollarJuana October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Remember, polygamy (as is slavery) is ok in the Bible, and in other religious texts, too.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:17 pm

There's also lots of lovely rape, incest, and disemboweling pregnant women on God's command.

Ultimate moral authority, that Yahweh.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Maybe he's Muslim?

OneYieldRegular October 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

After reading that, I too am sure that Denise is the one for Dinesh.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Truly, a marriage made in Hooter's…

PsycWench October 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm

May they be blessed with gay feminist offspring.

nounverb911 October 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Wasn't D’Souza’s last job answering phones in Bangalore?

Beowoof October 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Once the righties get sick of him or Obama leaves office his next job will be back there.

weejee October 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Or perhaps D'Souza is in need of a Bangalore torpedo?

anniegetyerfun October 16, 2012 at 6:36 pm

The hell?

UnholyMoses October 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

According to her middle name, she's a dog.

ADDING: Just saw the FB screengrabs.

Yep. She's a d'og.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Well, it's not like he's Bra'd Pitt.

Lascauxcaveman October 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm

When you're the Calcutta version of Steve Urkel, you takes what you can gets.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm

That's the stuff right there.

UnholyMoses October 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm

"the Calcutta version of Steve Urkel"

Water —-> Monitor

JustPixelz October 16, 2012 at 8:53 pm

She's also a quarter century younger than him.

Pretty sure this is the old model: http://www.facebook.com/dixie.dsouza She's already unfriended him.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Mothers are encouraging their daughters to live their lives? Oh no, how horrible!

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I could almost brush off the hypocrisy of this motherfucking asshole, just because I'm so inured to his lies and utter bullshit. The really surprising part of this story is that so many other men take an interest in D'Sousa's sex life — like, someone really fuckin' called him up (on the D'Souzaphone, one presumes) and asked if he fucked the girl he shared the room with? Fuckin' please — it's not the gays or the feminists ruining marriage, assholes — it's a nation of fuckin' biddies.

HRH_Maddie October 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, D'Souzaphone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

Biff October 16, 2012 at 6:00 pm

That earworm is the biggest reason I quit listening to Alex Bennett!

MosesInvests October 16, 2012 at 6:43 pm

It's not the gays that ruined my marriage, it was the straight dude who was screwing my wife.

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm

D'ouchebag.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

D'oh!

Lascauxcaveman October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

D'ickwad.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm

I am become D'eath, D'stroyer of worlds.

BoatOfVelociraptors October 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm

She is D'nise, D'stroyer of D'Souzas.

Callyson October 16, 2012 at 5:19 pm

D'umbass.

SmutBoffin October 16, 2012 at 5:23 pm

d'(x) = dd / dx

MosesInvests October 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

D'imwit.

Mittens Howell, III October 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm

D'nailed it.

Nothingisamiss October 16, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Oh,yes, EQ, def. for the win.

ProgressiveInga October 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm

"D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said 'nothing happened'.”

Hey, she may be stupid, but she ain't blind!

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:22 pm

But she *is* stupid.

Wadisay October 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Please, he's a conservative. The pillow talk went like:

"It was good for me. ZZZzzzzzz."

ph7 October 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Dear wife of twenty years,

There is no fucking you
There is only me

Sincerely,

Dinish

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Homewrecker blames others. Film at 11

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

"Homewrecker Apologizes If You Were Offended By HIs Dickwaddieness. But first, this word from Jacoby & Myers."

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 7:13 pm

OMG awesome must-read post by the homewrecker. I noted the headline before, but just now read it. It is a wondrous, staggering, heartbreaking work of pure mousewitted misanthropy (and misogyny, ladies!) self-construing as a fearless intellectual tour de force. Just read it, and weep with laughter, and sorrow, and confusion, and schadenfreude, and a nice merlot.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm

In fairness to D'nesh, once he declares to his wife he's divorcing her (or at least separating) he is free to date whomever he wants without repercussions in the context of any settlement.

Still makes him a d'ouchebag (thanks, elviously!)

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Where in the Bible is that?!111!?

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Well, in fairness to the Bible, you could have multiple wives back then

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Polygamy is the Old Covenant! Jesus only had the one wife!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_t

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Jesus had twelve husbands, however.

Also, Deuteronomy 24:1-4. Too.

ETA: Someone, I'm not making suggestions *koffkoffJESSEkoffkoff* ought to go post Matthew 19: 9 -12 on her wall.

9 Now I say to you that whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another commits adultery.” 10 The disciples said to him, “If this is the case of a husband with a wife, it is better not to marry!” 11 He said to them, “Not everyone can accept this statement, except those to whom it has been given. 12 For there are some eunuchs who were that way from birth, and some who were made eunuchs by others, and some who became eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who is able to accept this should accept it.”

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Fred Clark over at Slacktivist has been devoting near-daily segments to Biblical Families, of the sort ostensibly supported by Chick Fill'A.

It's not entirely unamusing.

ph7 October 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Only in no-fault divorce states. Other states still cling to fault based divorce. In Virginia, for example, until the divorce decree is entered, a spouse can forfeit any right to financial support if engaged in adultery post separation but prior to entry of divorce.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

D'S'o'u'z'a' filed in California

ph7 October 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Thank God for California. Jim Rockford would have a tough time these days – it's the fault based divorce statutes that keep guys like him in business.

Callyson October 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm

FFS, first Mittens buys a house in La Jolla and now this prick files in San Diego County. America's Finest City is having a rough year…

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

[I]t turns out, in New York state, they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery, and it's weird, because the ten commandments say "Thou shalt not commit adultery", but New York state says you have to.

–Woody Allen

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 5:53 pm

New York finally joined the rest of the civilized world and allowed no fault divorce just in 2010. And it was the last state to do so. Usually you'd expect such backwardness from the Southern states, not New York.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Someone's never been to Carnegie Hill.

M. Bouffant October 16, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Rampant Cath-o-lickism.

FlownOver October 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm

He can suck my d'ick.

Estproph October 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm

It's such a shame. I really like his Timmy character on Rules of Engagement.

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I'm sorry, the American People have just had Paul Ryan crammed down their throat — with his stunt dishes, no less — there isn't room yet to have DiDerpsh D'Derpa crammed down there too.

But perhaps a wafeer-thin mint…

widestanceromance October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Untouchable comes to mind.

cousinitt October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Considering his obvious physical gifts, Finish'ed D’Sousa needs to think about Kanye's reaction when he goes ballistic over losing his new clothes horse, er mare, Kimmy to a serial academic fraud. What, KK wouldn't go for him? She IS nobody, right?

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

"cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes"

"Mmmmmmmm, seepage"
-Homer Simpson

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Some seriously riveting shit going on over at her blog.

Biff October 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Undergoing "maintenance", it says. Sure it is.

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Website now says it is in "Maintenance Mode."

Oddly enough, I'll bet that's what DiDerpsh D'Derpa's wife's attorney is going to be asking for, too.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

"I, Denise, lust after…" holy fucking shit, I couldn't make that up.

UnholyMoses October 16, 2012 at 5:35 pm

"I, Denise, lust after…"

" … a website that isn't inundated by people with more than two brain cells who make me take it to 'maintenance mode' because of their comments about what a home wrecking whore I am."

Or, at least, that's what should be on that page.

cheetojeebus October 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

damn it, waybackmachine doesn't have a cache of it, you can see the google cache but when you try and view it you get the maintenance thing.

GunToting[Redacted] October 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm

I didn't know blogs could hike the Appalachian trail.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

That's Dinesh D'Souza? He looks like the result of George Will fucking his maid.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

McLovin' after his chin implant was removed.

ChillBill October 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm

M. Night Shyamalan, with even worse directing skills.

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

TOO MEAN. Nobody deserves to be called that.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Or Steve Urkel after a swim through bleaching cream.

Dashboard Buddha October 16, 2012 at 6:53 pm

If his maid was a chinless dude who then shat out the fetus that is Dinsesh.

dawgeral October 16, 2012 at 7:39 pm

That wasn't the maid. It was a last-minute, stand-in for a singing-telegram-girl who had taken the wrong bus, wound up in the wrong neighborhood – and simply rang the bell to ask where-the-hell she was…again.

skmind October 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Dinesh has a type. They all look like Ann Coulter. Eventually. That's when he upgrades without sin.

Biff October 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

I'd bet her brother is named D'Nephew.

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

He's d'lovely and d'lightful.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Where is his long form Marriage Certificate?

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Rolled up on a little cardboard tube, in the bathroom.

BoatOfVelociraptors October 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

I get the feeling that D'Souza is shaped by deep-seated post-marital feelings.

CommieDad October 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Whenever I see such blatant hypocrisy, I think of a speech my father gave me once. He was (more than a little) intoxicated (ok, I was too), and pontificating on his excellent parenting skills. He explained to me that what was important is that you teach the right things to your children, and try to set an example, at least verbally. You will fail, as failure is human, and you will often violate the very principals you stand for, but it is important that you try and at least teach that these things are wrong.

So is the greater crime the sin or the failure to call the sin a sin?

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm

No, the greater crime is being unapologetic about the sin, and accusing anyone who calls you on it as being a greater sinner than thou art.

CommieDad October 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

The whole point of preaching values you don't always follow is that you ask for forgiveness when you fail. When you don't, or attack those who attack you, then you are absolutely right that this is where hypocrisy becomes the greater sin!

CommieDad October 16, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Also, if you have made a career out of attacking others personally, then you open yourself up for attack. That's just karma coming back to fuck you.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

It's a failure to preach shit you don't believe. It's a greater failure (a la Limbaugh and others) to keep preaching that shit after you've obviously disdained it yourself.

Watch the reaction from the right-wing peanut gallery — I predict it'll go along the lines of "See, Dinesh is so righteous he holds standards that are impossible for him to adhere to."

BoroPrimorac October 16, 2012 at 8:51 pm

If I ever become a massive hypocrite like this D'Souza fellow, I hope my children call me on my bullshit and have the wherewithal to turn out different than their dad.

Ruhe October 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Hotel sex is usually hot. Hotel "bundling" never is.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Hey Jesse? Any nakes in her albums?

deanbooth October 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Fortunately for D'Mary and Joseph, there was no room at the inn.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I can't wait for D'Souza's next film, where he explains that, while having never met Obama's father, his philandering is responsible for D'Souza stepping out on his wife.

EnnuiThereYet? October 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Since she's against it for others, I'm certain Denise Odie Joseph II (btw, what an f'd up moniker) has never ever ever used birth control.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I didn't realize you needed birth control in order to give blow jobs.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:38 pm

It only counts if it's in your bathing suit hole — the FRONT ONE, thank you.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

D’Souza admitted he shared a room with his fiancée but said “nothing happened.”

He does realize that he can get Viagra now, right?

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 5:18 pm

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman…"

"I did not inhale…"

etc. etc.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 5:44 pm

So, he wasn't admitting he was impotent? Just covering up for a night of hot fornication? Who would ever do that? That is why I've let Mom know that you won't even let me hold your hand because you are so pure.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Yes, I'm Shomer Negiah. And I'm not even Jewish.

Slim_Pickins October 16, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Unfortunately, DD bought his Viagra on line because it was so much cheaper.

rickmaci October 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Mann KKKoulter is going to be soooooo pissed.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

"On January 7, 2008, however, Stein told the New York Post that the relationship was over, citing irreconcilable differences."

Aww, I wonder what did it finally for Andrew? Probably just the whole she-has-a-penis thing.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Not that entirely; just that her's was bigger.

Beowoof October 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

I thought she was on his list of conquests, isn't Laura Ingram there also? I guess the dumped by Dinette D'Soupa would be a happy place.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Oh God, how many dinner parties did they ruin together before breaking up?

rickmaci October 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Every single one they attended, would be my best guess.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Thank you for not Katy-ing!

rickmaci October 16, 2012 at 6:23 pm

DNK that term?

weejee October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Ann of Mean Cables?

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Mann of Clean Stables.

I know, I know. RAFALCA LIBEL.

rickmaci October 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Well fucking played!

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Is that original? Because that is awesome.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 7:26 pm

I wonder if Ann's health insurance pays for her contraception?

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Comfort Inn? What about all that conservatard cash, you cheap bastard?

ChillBill October 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm

That's the only Indian he's got left in him.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm

On the bright side, Dixie D'Souza can now get her name changed. That can't happen soon enough.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

And Ganesha quadruple face-palms.

An_Outhouse October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

ruh roh!

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Thank God he met Denise after the gays ruined his marriage, or I assume he would have ended up a gay himself.

Fairtackle October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I would not be surprised if Denise is hung like a donkey.

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm

D'O NOT WANT.

smitallica October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

D'oh!!

prommie October 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

The shining brown perfect example of why "conservative intellectual" is an oxymoron. remember when history ended? Isn't believing that you live in some especially unique time different from every other time ever in history kinda like, the definition of being a giant fucking dumbass, or at least of being incapable of historical perspective, awareness, or any other kind of insight, because your head is just so far up your own ass?

prommie October 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

"Solipsistic!" Thats the word I needed! I wish I had me one of those fancy educations at some nice place, instead of that fucking land-grant U place I fucking went to because some friends of mine went there and they had a football team. Fuck, I did fuck up my whole life, till recently. Glad I caught myself in time.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

"Dixie D'Souza?" That sounds like the kind of woman who could spin her tassels in opposite directions!

ph7 October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm
AlterNewt October 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

It looks as though both laydeez attended to George Washington University.

Hawt.

HarryButtle October 16, 2012 at 5:51 pm

And it goes without saying that she ought to have double D's.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Dixie Did D'Souza…and Sent It Back.

An_Outhouse October 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm

According to one of those Facebook screen shots, Denise lusts for … something. Thank Dog that part was cut off.

Blueb4sinrise October 16, 2012 at 5:16 pm

I hope it's a large pizza and a gallon of ice cream.

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm

This sounds like 2016: Newt Gingrich's America.

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Also, must D’Souza only d’ate d’ames with D-names?

It makes sense, when you recall that D'Souza is a D'Bag.

M. Bouffant October 16, 2012 at 7:43 pm

D'ouche & Dixie's daughter is named Danielle. I wonder if they forced her to peroxide her hair like all of D'ouche's previous conquests?

KeepFnThatChicken October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Jesse, how much fucking ram does it take to run that many tabs?!

SmutBoffin October 16, 2012 at 5:20 pm

All of it.

mull_man October 16, 2012 at 5:44 pm

and "Things to Pay"???

Fuck that.

M. Bouffant October 16, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Hell, I got 36 open now.

AznMom420 October 19, 2012 at 4:24 am

It opens 200 tabs and fries an egg while you wait!

NYNYNYjr October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

These names!! Where does he get these marvelous names! From the Souzaphone! Denise Odie Joseph II

memzilla October 16, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Atlas Shagged. By A'yn Randy.

Wilcoxyz October 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

This is disappointing news to Michelle M'alkin.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Dinesh and Denise; aw how cute, his ego is so big he needs to cheat with a woman whose name sounds almost the same as his.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

And ONLY his ego, mind you…

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Well he was already calling his own name out during sex, so he might as well make it official.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Does seem rather narcissistic.

Beowoof October 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Hey what kind of republican street cred is this, shouldn't he be at a gay bar getting gang banged to be real republican sex machine.

NYNYNYjr October 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm

She mentions on her page "brave people like RamZPaul" — I'm scared– does Ron Paul have another kid, and instead of being named after Ayn Rand, he's named after Ramses.— uuuhhhhg

Angry_Marmot October 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Tut Tut, she's in D'Nile.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 16, 2012 at 8:09 pm

That's d'awful.

Well done.

M. Bouffant October 16, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I wondered about RamZPaul too. A Stormfront fave, oddly.

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I've started watching this guy's postings and I can't stop laughing. I bet other people here have already heard of him. He does his sarcasm …
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Chow Yun Flat October 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

I must be a RINO because the idea of pumping teenagers full of anything sounds like a good idea.

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Additional info on Dinesh D'Souza's "fiancee" — she had a website named I, Denise, Lust After…" Sadly, it is "currently undergoing maintenance."

Google has the <a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:CqgZG5R2FXIJ :www.ideniselustafter.com/” target=”_blank”>priceless cache, however, which includes a charming promotion for Obama's America: 2016, to wit:

"2016 is a documentary based on The Roots of Obama’s Rage, a book written by Dinesh D’Souza… It’s produced by Gerald R. Molen, Spielberg’s co-producer on Hollywood blockbusters such as Schindler’s List, Jurassic Park, Minority Report and Braveheart. I mean Braveheart for goodness’ sakes! How much do I love Braveheart and how much do I love D’Souza? Don’t let me down guys." (emphasis added)

The <a href="http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:km-C4plbL3kJ :www.ideniselustafter.com/about-me/” target=”_blank”>About Me page is lovely, too:

"My name is Denise Odie Joseph II and I am a twenty-something currently residing in Washington, DC. Languishing, longing, and lusting are all capital “L” words for me as long as the attendant luxury comes with a heavy dose of God, Flag, and Country. For you math people out there, this means that the 2nd Amendment is more precious to me than 5th Avenue…." Ha! So witty.

She also sideposted pretty much everything at Smart Girl Politics, including such awesome posts as Newt You Fox, Are You Trying to Sweep Me Off My Feet? Don’t You know I’m Taken? and Whatever Happened to Good Ole Hypocrisy?

I am not even fucking kidding.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I ate too much at lunch, and now I'm really starting to feel it coming back on me.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm

I think I can turn her. But I won't try.

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Eesh. And so concludes today's episode of "As the Stomach Churns."

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Arrgh, Intense Debate hates Google cache, and won't even accept the URLs as plain text. GOOGLE IS COVERING FOR D'SOUZA'S ADULTERY!!!1!

Just fucking type "ideniselustafter secret" into the Google already. The first two links are the main tawdry Jezebel page and tawdry Jezebel's About Me page. All the goodies are hidden in the cache. For now, at least.

JackObin October 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I believe we have a new Republican category: the Wog Pussy.

415buzzard October 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Denise obviously likes her men chinless and delusional.

iburl October 16, 2012 at 5:32 pm

don't forget that sweet, sweet lie-laden pro-plutocracy movie and book money.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:46 pm

So next she will be "lusting after" Mitch McConnell.

Chow Yun Flat October 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm

From the comments on the "World" article: I think of how Billy Graham always traveled and roomed with a male associate to prevent any rumor-mongering of the type we now read about concerning Dinesh.

So that's why old Billy always had a guy to share his room/bed/pajamas.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Yeah, boy. Talk about innoculating yourself against gossip.

/whew

NellCote71 October 16, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Rent boy to carry the bags, congressional aides, foot-tappings in the airport. So many ways to go, so little time.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

So you're saying this young lady is a beard?

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Is / has — what's the difference?

La_Cieca October 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

A Van D'Yke, to be precise.

Angry_Marmot October 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Merkins for Real 'Mericans!

PubOption October 17, 2012 at 12:16 am

Dinesh is following Ghandi. Sleeping in the same bed as a woman to prove his chastity.

fawkedifiknow October 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I'm pretty sure you'll never see any mention of this on Fox News when they have him on promoting that shitty movie of his.

TavariousChinaSmith October 16, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Well okay, Dinesh is a hypocritical asshole, but does that really give us cause to make fun of the apostrophe in his last name? Genelia D'Souza for example… ggrrrrowl!

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm

And these are the kind of people who say that *I* can't get married to the guy I love and who loves me…

weejee October 16, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Sadly so. Marcus has rubbed D'Suesya with BanGhey from head to toes and all, do mean all, parts in between.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Aw, dang, I'm TRYING to cook supper here, OK?

Ew. Just *ew*! Do you hear me? EW!

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Yes but your love violates the sanctity of other people's multiple marriages. Don't ya see?

neiltheblaze October 16, 2012 at 8:22 pm

Your marriage is a threat to traditional marriage – unlike their miserable 50% failure rate, which isn't a threat at all.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Exactly HOW is it a threat? Are *all* their husbands going to come out and leave them?

neiltheblaze October 16, 2012 at 8:45 pm

Wouldn't you?

vmink October 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

50% failure rate isn't a bug, it's a feature.

iburl October 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Oh, I wish I was in the hotel humpin', dry as dust cuz the d'vorce's pendin', look away, look away, look away Dixie D.

sullivanst October 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Dinesh D'Souza Dances from Dixie to Denise? D'eurgh.

GeorgiaBurning October 16, 2012 at 5:32 pm

When tool meets fool.

MonkeyMotion October 16, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Though he's a pretty big asshole already, D(ouchebag)'Souza still has a few wives to go to catch Rush.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 5:38 pm

AND Neut Gingrich – Paragons of the Sanctity of Het Marriage, all…

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 5:36 pm

To be honest, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find any feminist who wouldn't touch Dinesh D’Souza or his marriage with a ten-foot Equal Rights Amendment placard.

MistaEko October 16, 2012 at 5:36 pm

I can't wait for 2013: Dixie Brubaker's House, Car, and Alimony

NellCote71 October 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Let me get this straight. Dinesh D'Souza was married to Dixie D'Souza, whom he is divorcing for the future Denis D'Souza. Are you effin' kidding me?

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm

D'Lish, eh?

owhatever October 16, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Another wingnut hero out there on the front line, protecting traditional marriage.

decentcitizen October 16, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Actually, there's some poetry in this relationship. He will employ all his 15 minutes of fame cash to woo Denise, marry her, and when the gravy train of Obama-hate runs dry, she'll dump him for the next available "real man" (with cash).

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 5:45 pm

I would expect this kind of brazen and shameful rutting from gullible white girl to white girl out of Barack Obama Sr., but not Honorary Burdened White Man Dinesh D'Souza! Perhaps there aren't really any "good ones"!

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Ms. Joseph doesn't look like any white girl I've ever seen, but she's sure trying with that bottle bleach job.

The GOP — Even Our Minorities Are Blonde!

415buzzard October 16, 2012 at 7:21 pm

She looks a little Pomeranian to me.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Still, he has a bit of a dating history with the Memsahibs. (I should talk.)

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Look away, look away Dixie D'Souza.

HarryButtle October 16, 2012 at 5:54 pm

D'oh!

mrblifil October 16, 2012 at 5:56 pm

This will all seem a lot funnier at the end of Romney's seventh year in office.

Dashboard Buddha October 16, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Here..I have this hunk of lead…can you find an effective way to apply it to my left temple?

Rotundo_ October 16, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Her parents gave her the middle name of Odie: Garfield fans?

glamourdammerung October 16, 2012 at 6:03 pm

The roots of Dinesh D’Souza's marital infidelity?

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm

Newt Gingrich?

mrblifil October 16, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Actually that's a typo. She "likes" to be nailed by nine inches ZING!!!11!

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm

That's like wanting a footlong and settling for a baby carrot.

mrblifil October 16, 2012 at 7:02 pm

You can't always get what you want.

nobodyssweetheart October 16, 2012 at 6:10 pm

"he is a hateful little man with a chewed-up baseball head" is truly inspired prose. Mad props.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 6:12 pm

It's funny 'cause it's true!

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 6:28 pm

his poor kid (s).

i imagine it's harder for republican children; they have to wade thru all that sanctimonious bullshit and then they get to discover that their old man is just a shitbag like every other fallen democrat.

Dashboard Buddha October 16, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Odie??? So, when does she start getting bitchslapped with votes by Garfield?

mille derps October 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Wonder what he meant when he texted that he's 'suspending the engagement'?

La_Cieca October 16, 2012 at 6:37 pm

When asked to comment, D'Sousa replied, "D'Oh!"

MrsConclusion October 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

"Limb by limb, they tore the traditional family to shreds until they reduced us to the shining bastion of zoological (but even animals aren’t this bad and do not depend on the state to care for them)cesspool equality that we have now in every American ghetto and which is seeping out into the middle and upper classes in less animated ways."

Now that there is some mighty showy writin' right there. If this gal's ideas are half the quality of her prose–and they are–then these two are a match made in Pseudo Intellectual Heaven. Have mercy!

415buzzard October 16, 2012 at 7:00 pm

This Denise "The Second" chick needs to have her lady-parts taken away until she grows the fuck up.

Gleem McShineys October 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm

RamZPaul?

Speaking of, did anyone else see Bruno?

Angry_Marmot October 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Faux D'Odie oh D'oh.

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 6:49 pm

I am puzzled by Dinesh D'Souza as Pussyhound. I can't imagine ONE woman letting him insert his semi-erect, tan and tiny manhood into her vagina, let alone two of them.

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 6:51 pm

What???? I got this and I didn't say anything bad.
Your comment must be approved by the site admins before it will appear publicly.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:54 pm

They must have been reading your mind.

C_R_Eature October 16, 2012 at 7:19 pm

"I didn't say anything bad."
Well, now. That's your problem, right there.

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm

I just commented on the size of Dinesh's penis.

FlownOver October 16, 2012 at 7:23 pm

D'icklette?

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 7:26 pm

D'Nada

C_R_Eature October 16, 2012 at 7:25 pm

He has a Penis? Did he borrow it?

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 7:28 pm

Tiny, tan and tumescent.

Blueb4sinrise October 16, 2012 at 8:27 pm

While e-mail this story to a non-wonk, I realized what happened. The feminazis made Dee Dee's wee wee sooooooooooooooooo tiny, he had to find a teensy, barely legal new place where it might seem adequate.

weejee October 16, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Side bar / question:

How did this dolt get to be prez of The King's College with just a BA?

kittensdontlie October 16, 2012 at 8:11 pm

It's barely a college, and the board/corporation running it has sh*t for brains.

marcio ballas October 16, 2012 at 7:04 pm

olá sou do brazil

C_R_Eature October 16, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Hey! How's the Seafood in Brazil? Do you have any good recipes?

C_R_Eature October 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm

Send Seafood Recipes! I like Crabs.

Envie Receitas frutos do mar! Eu gosto de caranguejos.

toughsister October 16, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Dinesh D'Souza's nickname when he was at Dartmouth: "Distort d'Newsa".

'Nuff said?

Jukesgrrl October 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Needz moar purity rings.

chascates October 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/

Update: I actually got that from an email but then noticed actor212 had posted it hours early at http://wonkette.com/wonkville/?tab=newest, your one stop shop for weird shit that hasn't hit Wonkette yet. Or was rejected. Either/or.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Are we sure he isn't Josh Mandel with a tan?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 16, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Reminds me of an old Cole Porter song:

It's D'testable

It's D'sgusting

It's D'Souza.

BlueStateLibel October 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm

It's always the most insufferable pious ones who have the dirtiest linen in their closets, nothing to see here, people, move along…

chascates October 16, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Jimmy Swaggart: "I have sinned … "

Gleem McShineys October 16, 2012 at 7:25 pm

Today, we're NOT all meat hallways.

chascates October 16, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Cheers! Debate drinking games get beer flowing: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/10/16/cheers-deba

unclejeems October 16, 2012 at 7:51 pm

Yes, and wonder what Denise Odie Joseph I has to say about all this, hmmmm? By the way, weren't they related to the Hapsburgs?

Francis Urquhart October 16, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Is this circumstance a fundamental part of Mr. D'Souza's pro-colonial, anti-Obama point of view? Waiting for the documentary on that one.

M. Bouffant October 16, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Sure. He marries a colonialist oppressor, then, unlike Obama, he cheats on her & dumps her for a younger, possibly nuttier model.

BlueStateLibel October 16, 2012 at 8:11 pm

He'll find some way to blame this on libs, give him time.

docterry6973 October 16, 2012 at 8:14 pm

See, another marriage destroyed by the liberal/feminist/gay conspiracy. Poor Dinesh and Dixie and Denise were living their totally upright and moral lives when – WHAM – the maelstrom of humanist immorality overwhelmed them and forced them unwillingly into this adulterous (or near-adulterous) behavior. We should all feel bad about this because it is totally our fault.

ElPinche October 16, 2012 at 8:27 pm

HONEY BOO BOO ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA YALL!!! ZOMG!!! KKKKKK!!

chascates October 16, 2012 at 8:29 pm

D'Souza clip was just on PBS' 'Race 2012' as an illustration of how Indian Americans are more likely seen as white than homegrown blacks and browns.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 8:33 pm

I suspect *that's* this guy's motivator – if he sucks up to what he perceives as the WASP power structure, they'll accept him as one of their own. Which, by the by, will never, EVER happen.

What a brown-noser. So to speak.

Negropolis October 16, 2012 at 8:32 pm

OT: What? No pre-debate open thread? Forget that, isn't the live blog usually up by now? I specifically carved out some time to get hear early, and the one time I do, it's quiet. lol

C_R_Eature October 16, 2012 at 8:37 pm

It's probably Johnny Walker's fault.

mavenmaven October 16, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Obviously, in Romney's America, there will be no problem with polygamy, as long as it is heterosexual.

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 8:33 pm

"…a young man was standing outside of a Burger King vomiting while wearing an old Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt."

Don't blame me. I voted for Summer.

taylormattd October 16, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Holy fuck, the number of tabs open in that last screenshot. Also, is that a bodybuilding website bookmark? I demand ab pix, thx.

OzoneTom October 16, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Janet Brown at Hofstra kicking things off, someone at Wonkette HQ started drinking early.

MadBrahms October 17, 2012 at 12:23 am

"Time and again, they urged us to recognize human’s natural “animal instincts” in relation to traditional morality and therefore, to reject traditional institutions such as marriage as outdated because now these intellectual elites had things like biology…"

For the billionth and fucking last time, this was / is not a popular feminist perspective on gender. Indeed, it has largely been conservatives and anti-feminists, not liberals, who have naturalized masculinity as ruggedness, stubbornness, etc, while feminists have largely held that these are social rather than natural. Heterosexual marriage has been proposed time and time again as the "solution" to men's restlessness and innate capacity for violence, with women calming and civilizing their spouses. I get so sick of hearing this claim when the inverse is actually true.

Thus ends my cranky academic post of the day.

DahBoner October 17, 2012 at 9:14 am

I'm so old, I remember when D'Souza made great marching music…

editor October 18, 2012 at 5:35 am

oh, isn't it adorable when muppets find their true love?

go, d'inesh, multiple marriages and sex lies are a sure-fire way to success!

grex1949 October 18, 2012 at 2:20 pm

Update: D'Souza has resigned, or maybe he's been fired (?) from his post at King's College. <a href="http://www.twincities.com/ci_21801851/obama-filmmaker-out-at-ny-evangelical-college?IADID=Search -www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com” target=”_blank”>http://www.twincities.com/ci_21801851/obama-filmm…” target=”_blank”>-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com

MrJM October 18, 2012 at 6:57 pm

I'm sure they will have beautiful children.

– MrJM

AznMom420 October 19, 2012 at 4:23 am

When is Saturn records going to release the Sun Ra/RamZPaul split??

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 5:22 pm

That's hawt.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Good. Let's keep it that way.

C_R_Eature October 16, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Dinesh has got a Needle Dick
A Needle Dick, A Needle Dick, A Needle Dick
Oh, Dinesh has got a Needle Dick
A Needle Dick, HOORAY
Denise just loves his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick,his Needle Dick,
Oh Denise just loves his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick, TODAY
She Eats it, She Beats it, My God She Mistreats It!
Oh Denise Mistreats his Needle Dick, his Needle Dick, TODAY!

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