ROLL 1D20 TO SAVE  4:00 pm October 16, 2012

Fox Nation Super-Stoked On Romney’s Domination Of Pre-Debate Coin-Toss

by Josh Fruhlinger

JEFFERSON RULES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE“Say,” you’re probably thinking. “That’s a good-looking nickel. One of those saucy ones from 2005. You could use it to buy a piece of Double Bubble, or maybe you could put in the ‘take a penny, leave a penny’ tray at the gas station if you want to blow minds with your generosity.” But that’s no ordinary nickel; that’s the most politically important metallic disc in the world, and it has personally ensured the crushing defeat of Barack Hussein Nobama at tonight’s debate. BUT HOW COULD A MERE FIVE-CENT PIECE HAVE SUCH POWER???

If anyone ever tries to explain to you that both major parties are just front operations for the giant space-lizard conspiracy that rules the universe, you now have concrete evidence that in fact these guys hate each other’s fucking guts, because instead of just having low-level staffers agree on minor bits of debate stagecraft, they have to flip that coin above to determine who goes first on every God-damned little thing. So Obama will enter from stage left and stand on the left side of the stage, Obama will be introduced first, Romney will take the first question, and Ann Romney will be introduced before Michelle Obama. Three of those four things were instances where Obama lost the coin toss and are therefore “bad” for him, somehow, we will let you guess which.

Anyway, this is obviously explained in a Fox Nation post entitled “Romney Smokes Obama In Pre-Debate Coin Tosses.” Wonkette’s Jesse Taylor will be live-blogging the debate from some kind of grilled cheese store tonight, but there’s no point in tuning in because this coin has already anointed Romney president, sorry. [Fox Nation]

 

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KeepFnThatChicken October 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Fuck. Rolled a one. Stabbed myself in the eye with the nickel, and did 1d4 damage.

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Being a messy gamer, nothing ever made quite as much sense to me as the fact that caltrops do 1d4 damage.

Mapmonger October 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

I understood that. Gabba gabba, one of us…

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

One of my hobbies is posting blatant geek-bait in these comments threads, in order to gauge and judge (especially judge) the wonkete commenting population.

Over the past week, I've discovered that there are five wonkete-reading Homestucks, more than a few gamers, and that Doktor Zoom isn't actually a Brony, but keeps posting My Little Pony images to troll those of us who find Bronies annoying.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Bronies

DON'T SAY THAT WORD! It only summons them!!

iTuna October 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

I was in a lengthy, protracted debate about Atlus' Shin Megami Tensei games last week on this site.

KeepFnThatChicken October 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

No one ever says how many caltrops they throw. They just throw 'em. It could be two or fifteen; they tend to scatter on cobblestones, or lodge between 'em, or pursuers are wearing hard soles.

1d4.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 4:27 pm

4 sided dice. The only thing worse than Legos. Thankfully far rarer.

mrpuma2u October 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Yeah I was always partial to the D12. Gotta love the dodecahedron.

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Barbarian.

BeefHardcake October 16, 2012 at 6:15 pm

I keep stepping on the Caltrops of 1d4+OWFUCKFUCKFUCKHOPFALLCRASH.

bobbert October 17, 2012 at 2:06 am

I'm happy to say (and this applies to the whole subthread), that I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

skmind October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Fake coin! It clearly says "In God We Trust". Remember, Nobama signed an EO a long time ago to remove that.

Fucking libruls rigging up the debate like that!

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

That's why he called 'tails' every time. And the Fox Follies Fundies just know that Jeebus made it come up heads.

Wait, how did they decide who got to call 'heads or tails'? I mean, you could flip a coin, but …

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Another debate? This will be hard on my liver.

FakaktaSouth October 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

I swear, I was just talking about how there is no alcohol in this house, and now I have to go to the store. There is NO WAY my kids and I are watching this sober. I am a better mother than that.

Dr_Zoidberg October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Funnels help you pour liquor into the baby bottles without spilling it everywhere.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

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SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Try the strongest, cheapest stuff you can buy; if we take a drink every time Romney tells a lie we'll be sloshed by a half hour in.

Nothingisamiss October 16, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Holy shit you just reminded me……

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Based on your photo, you have decades before cirrhosis is an issue. Drink up, me hardy!

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Splice the main brace, the debate is near!

iburl October 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

"Romney Smokes Obama In Pre-Debate Coin Tosses"

I thought Mormons weren't allowed to smoke.

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Let alone smoking other men.

weejee October 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Maybe Willard let his mission critical staffer, Phil Atio, stand in for him.

kittensdontlie October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

They are also not allowed to gamble.

Crank_Tango October 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Paul Ryan could flip the shit out of that coin with his one big bicep.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

In less than three hours, too!

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

"I can get heads and tails," Mr Ryan continued.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I bet we could bounce a quarter off his abs too. Though, I'd prefer to drop it from 20,000 feet.

Cicada October 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I don't know why this a story. Romney's flipping skill has been well documented.

Dr_Zoidberg October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Oh, snap!

viennawoods13 October 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Winner!

FNMA October 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

We're having dinner tonight with my wife's step-father. His brother died this afternoon.
That's going to be more fun than the debate.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Oh my. Condolences to you and your wife.

FNMA October 17, 2012 at 12:00 pm

Thanks.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

It took me a minute. "Hey, that doesn't sound like fu– ohhhh, I get it."

Anyway, I'm sorry to hear that, and good thoughts for you.

FNMA October 17, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Thanks. The guy was a hard-working factory worker whose lungs were ruined by long-term exposure to chemicals and when he got sick, the company cut him loose. The same company then moved its plant to China, where, I understand, it's much easier to kill pesky workers.

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I had the distinct pleasure of watching snippets of Faux News whilst waiting at my dentist's office today. After watching Megan Kelly and Tucker Carlson banter for two minutes about how Rmoney was "so commanding" in the last debate and how "Obama has a lot to answer for," the dentist's drill was blissful relief.

ufr980 October 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Fox News in the lobby is usually my queue to change dentists.

sbj1964 October 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Never underestimate the stupidity of the American electorate these people gave us 8 years of W.You know with the help of the Supreme Court.

Steverino247 October 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Ah, but is the President still black?

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

According to the Fox Nation commenters, apparently so. Not to mention that "Moochelle" is a knuckle-dragging, banana-eating, wide-white teeth grinning, overweight, contemptuous, overweight, low-class gorilla (paraphrasing the first twelve comments).

Dr_Zoidberg October 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

That could be a bad tan job. I selflessly volunteer to check the President's nekkid body.

CheeseBro69 October 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

"Romney Smokes Obama in Pre-Debate Coin Toss"

COOL STORY BRO

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

After the coin toss, Romney likes to throw it in the street and make bums fight for it.

mrblifil October 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Romney wins the flip, Obama wins the flop. I think I've seen this played out once before…

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

They actually coin toss to see who's wife is announced first? Yup, I just tossed my cookies.

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Speaking of cookies, why don't you bake some?

FeloniousMonk October 16, 2012 at 6:10 pm

I'm surprised they didn't toss to see who dresses to which side.

HarryButtle October 16, 2012 at 4:07 pm

A nickel? They're competing for the most powerful office in the world and they're flipping a nickel? What, they couldn't find any pennies?

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

What America needs is a good five cent nickel.

Indiepalin October 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Romeny chooses to defend the right goalpost and take the wind

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Relevant

(You olds know which bit I posted)

weejee October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

And the conservetards are red (which is silly if you stop and think about it) and march in an oh so straight line.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

"What'll it be there, Sit?"

weejee October 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm

Custer don't want no bull.

viennawoods13 October 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I'm so old I remember sitting in our living room and listening to that album.

FlownOver October 16, 2012 at 5:03 pm

As do I. Nearly wet 'em.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 16, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Obama got his coin tossed!
How is it possible that doesn't mean something dirty?

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Fox said Obama was at a disadvantage because he expected to shoot craps in the alley instead.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

What's terrible is I had a moment where I asked myself if it was possible you weren't snarking and they really said that.

FlownOver October 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

They didn't?

FakaktaSouth October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

You know, I don't even care about this who goes first thing at all – since Ann is OBVIOUSLY the terrible warm up act to the headliner of all first ladies when being introduced. And they argue who stands on the left and right? Shouldn't some things just be left up to puns? Come on now.

James Michael Curley October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Fox Nations – How sad.

kittensdontlie October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Those coin tosses will be the only wins for Mittens tonight.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Back in my day nickels had pictures of bumblebees on em.

Dr_Zoidberg October 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I see where there is going….are onions involved in some way?

mbobier October 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

In MY day, we didn't have nickels. We just had to lug around bags full of hundreds of pennies.

OldWhiteLies October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Are you sure you aren't having an oldz moment and thinking of tuna cans?

Oh, and we missed you at the last grumpy-old-gitz curmudgeon's dinner.

Come to think of it, aren't we due for another Seattle Drink-Eat-Drink-Laugh-DrinkSomeMore thingy?

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

It's pretty damn easy to win the coin toss if you say heads and tails.

Come here a minute October 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Romney did the old "Heads I win; Tails you lose!" trick, and the president politely agreed.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

"No, Mr. President. I did not change my position. If you will remember I said tails and heads." smirk

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Hey there Faux newz. What's with omens? Isn't that a devil thing?

Get Faux NEWZ! They're WITCHES!

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Given that Mitt Romney and a sum of money were involved, odds seem good that he cheated.

Dr_Zoidberg October 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

You know, they never did get that nickle back from RMoney….

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

It's not cheating if you have the rules changed to your advantage. Exceptionalism!

ChillBill October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Is Mitt an expert flipper or a master tosser?

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

They used a nickel? Romney couldn't spare one of his kruggerands?

Or one of his own custom coins?

ttommyunger October 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Let the record show that Mittens did, in fact, win something this go-round.

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm

may you be a the prescient Ttommy.

ttommyunger October 16, 2012 at 6:45 pm

A-Men!

freddymcmurray October 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

it would have been a lot cooler had they used a whole strawbenny.

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Whoever is holding that nickel should think about getting a manicure.

OzoneTom October 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm

(looking at his own fingernails) No, that is what a real working-class American hand looks like..

EnnuiThereYet? October 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I learned about tossing coins in my Statistics 101 class.

Result: There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

Mumbletypeg October 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Nice new username!

EnnuiThereYet? October 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm

In the immortal words of Patsy Stone, cheers thanks a lot.

Mumbletypeg October 16, 2012 at 8:57 pm

cheers thanks a lot

not "Thank You Jeebus"?

Come here a minute October 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Romney elected to kick off but will surprise everyone with an onside kick.

WhatTheHeck October 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

… he then picks up the football but isn’t sure if he should run right or more to the center. This flipflopery gives the cornerBarack an opportunity to flatten him.

scorpy1 October 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Is it me or does Jefferson look a little weepy over today's oratorical success conditions?

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I don't trust this coin toss. Has anyone seen this supposed "nickel's" long form mint certificate? Didn't think so.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

And it doesn't look like the nickles I have; it's downright foreign.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

If it was Romney's nickel, it had two faces.

WhatTheHeck October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

That there nickel in Romney’s hand is the sum total of his income tax for last year.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

How long did it take to explain to Mitt that the nickel still exists?

SexySmurf October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

What do you think Mittens uses to tip bathroom attendants?

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Chewed gum in its wrapper?

Gleem McShineys October 16, 2012 at 7:12 pm

Bathroom attendants? What, did he fire his pissboy?

SmutBoffin October 16, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Jesus, preparation for this debate is more complicated than the protocols in a Mandarin's court.

Doktor Zoom October 16, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Does this mean that Anton Chigurh is our next President?

whiskeybaby October 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm

I sincerely hope Obama said "Call it, friendo," to Mittens

Gleem McShineys October 16, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Pfffft!

(that's the airgun)

Not_So_Much October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Why even bother with the actual debate at this point? I mean, a fucking coin-toss has happened. GAME OVER MAN!1!!

Fare la Volpe October 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Democracy's over! Everybody go home!

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm

apparently. facts and actual, you know, policies, ideas, plans, etc. aren't part of the deal.

media just tells who scored the most points and they win 'president'.

gah.

mbobier October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Following the coin toss, the candidates retired to a nearby alley to play kick-the-can and mumblety-peg.

For cryin' out loud.

OneYieldRegular October 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Romney strikes me as the kind of guy who would actually think, "Wow, I really smoked Obama in those coin tosses."

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Nah, that's Bush.

Romney's the guy who's trying to figure out how to leverage the nickel into a private equity fund takeover of IBM or something

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm

"If I won the coin toss, doesn't that mean I get to keep the coin?"

OneYieldRegular October 16, 2012 at 6:02 pm

That. Right there. Yes.

TootsStansbury October 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

A nickle. That's what Rmoney will sell us all down the river for.

savethispatient October 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

A nickel costs 11.18 cents to make. Even our money is satirizing the Romney economic plan!

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm

If Mitt gets elected, we'll be making them in China. Of course the lead content will make them poisonous, but that'll incentivize the poor people to work for paper money.

OzoneTom October 16, 2012 at 5:13 pm

That's only for the initial transaction. The cost becomes less every time that it changes hands. Multiplier effect, QED.

HRH_Maddie October 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm

The coin toss better be the only thing that greasy haired bastard wins tonight.

Disassembly October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

You know, you've really got to hand it to some of the commenters over there at Fox Nation. I particularly enjoyed this observation: "[Moochelle] was just mad because she dropped her banana on the floor and one of the offspring grabbed and swallowed it before she could get her knuckle dragging fingers on it!" That is some classic political analysis.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

But how dare you suggest they're racist!

AutomaticPilot October 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

I saw that. Can't get past the first page of comments without seeing a sickeningly racist comment.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Again, context.

ProgressiveInga October 16, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Government shekels lead to governmental shackles!

Dudleydidwrong October 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm

They should have flipped Ryan. No matter how he lands it is always ass-end up.

coolhandnuke October 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Romney wins coin toss.
Will he punt on first down?
Toss up a Hail Mary?
Strap the mascot to his car roof and hit a tailgater?
Posthumously baptize Vince Lombardi?

Mittens Howell, III October 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

HaHa Romney touched a coin!

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Now they'll be able to trace every single dollar he's offshored because fingerprints and DNA

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Romney: "Obama, I'll tell you what, $9,999.95 bucks, $9,999.95 bet".

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I'm ashamed that I had to Google that.

Nicely played, Dok. Nicely played.

AutomaticPilot October 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Josh is a hero just for going to the FoxNation site and suffering exposure to all of that stupid concentrated on a single page.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I surprised Mitt didn't flip it in a hat and be the only one that could read the results.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm

While I understand the concept of a town hall debate, I do think the encumbent and candidate should be able to ask one question of the attendees.

"Why the fuck are you still fuckin' undecided? Gezus!"

kittensdontlie October 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Tonight is a tale of the haves and the have-nots. Apparently, the haves will be dining on a sumptuously prepared grilled cheese. Extravagence knows no bounds for our Wonkette overlords.

rocktonsam October 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I'm going to need at least a nickel bag just to get through this

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Will there be live blogging, I am freaking myself the fuck out with all these polls, coin tosses, racist motherfucking Republicans, Ann Romney's cuntish personality and I need the Wonkette to talk me down.

weejee October 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Bamz will lay such a bitch slapping on Willard that hair gel shards will be flying around the 'town hall' like shrapnel.

Does that help?

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Oh Weej I hope you are right, I couldn't stand it if Barry doesn't metaphorically knee him in the cobbler's.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm

LL, can we help. A warm blanket to curl up in? Soothing talk in low, calm tones Can we kill someone of your choice, of course?

ETA: Oh damn, I forgot to add "with votes".

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Yes, please all of those and I pick Reince Priebus for the killing, if'n you don't mind.

deanbooth October 16, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Just think how you'd feel if Nate Silver gave Obama a 34% chance of winning. It turns my frown upside down.

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 7:24 pm

nate silver is the only thing keeping me remotely sane right now.

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 7:27 pm

this is totally me. i've been tearing my hair out since the last pres debate. wake up in the middle night worrying… compulsively checking nate silver.

apparently all you need is one good night to make up for 9 months of disaster and hey presto! you get to be president.

seriously, i am going nuts.

Limeylizzie October 16, 2012 at 7:39 pm

I was crying the other night because of it, I just don't want to live in this country if Romney is President, truly think I would leave MrLL and go back home.

chascates October 16, 2012 at 7:44 pm

If so please adopt me as your little brother. I promise to become a very eccentric British smallholder who spends all day reading in his shed.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 16, 2012 at 7:53 pm
fuflans October 16, 2012 at 8:31 pm

i am sincerely hoping we are being overly dramatic (pun intended) and everyone will laugh at us on 11/7.

but i am contacting my extended family in toronto…

SkinnyNerd October 16, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Yeah and things have already begun. Jill Stein just got arrested outside of the debate hall.

CommieDad October 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

It's all over now. So… do I watch the debate, go to the preschool co-op meeting, get high while it's still illegal, or pay attention to my kids?

What would Ann Romney do?

rocktonsam October 16, 2012 at 6:33 pm

get high kiddo, after the kids are in bed too

TavariousChinaSmith October 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm

but there’s no point in tuning in because this coin has already anointed Romney president, sorry.

Worked for George W Bush!

JackObin October 16, 2012 at 5:19 pm

We all become mormons tonight. Horde the coffee, booze and condoms. This silly country will become unrecognizable under this delusional halfwit.

whiskeybaby October 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Do you think they had to explain to Mittens that no, they can't use a hundred dollar bill for the coin toss?

SkinnyNerd October 16, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Kind of off topic, but here is the memorandum the campaigns signed for proper debate etiquette: http://www.scribd.com/doc/110073567/The-2012-Deba
It includes everything from what kind of paper they can use for notes to what the cameras can and cannot shoot. Have fun with it!

Warning: It is 21 pages of legalese.

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 16, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Is that stage left or real left?

BarackMyWorld October 16, 2012 at 6:25 pm

This is good news for….wait for it…John McCain.

AncienReggie October 16, 2012 at 6:29 pm

I'm still stuck on "Romney smokes Obama."

Isyaignert October 16, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Is Thomas Jefferson crying on that nickle?

barto October 16, 2012 at 6:40 pm

I'm surprised Romney would even recognize a nickel. Probably still doesn't know what they are actually for.

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 6:42 pm

me, i'm just flipping back and forth between a babera or a nice malbec.

certainly i will not be watching this one sober.

Gleem McShineys October 16, 2012 at 7:16 pm

Winning the coin toss, obviously giving him such amazing advantages as having Ann come out before Michelle.

This is totally how Dewey won.

Jerri October 16, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Romney then pocketed the nickel and with a satisfied grin, fired the coin tosser.

TribecaMike October 17, 2012 at 2:11 am

Oldest trick in the book.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Don't worry, you have to say it three times.

Bronies, that is.

oops.

bikerlaureate October 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm

That's not also slang for Brazilian trolls, is it?

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

So as long as we don't say Hastur one more time…

wait I mean Beetlejuice.

Waitno, Bloody Mary.

I mean Bronies.

Incitefully_Joe October 16, 2012 at 4:49 pm

The Lady has mentioned the MegaTen universe in passing a few times, but I'm even less familiar with it than she is, sadly. Wasn't that new-ish game Catherine supposed to be part of the same universe, tho?

KeepFnThatChicken October 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I have an entire set right here at my desk.

My boss came in one day, and made an unusual request. I felt smartassed and whipped out my six sides… rolled a couple of times, then tossed the 20, looked at it wryly and said, "No."

I love nerding out.

iTuna October 16, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Not explicitly, but it was somewhat tonally similar, and (more importantly) was made by the Persona team.

chascates October 16, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Is there some Wonkette swag I haven't been told about?

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