What do Reverend Jeremiah Wright, “controversial leftist priest” Father Michael Pfleger, and “the brother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers” have in common? Well, a certain young Socialist ACORN once tried to get Chicago’s mayor to meet with them, 25 years ago, so they could ask him (the mayor) to endorse a community organizing project, on whose advisory council they would sit, the Daily Caller breathlessly reports. DUN DUN DUN!
You all presumably know who the Reverend Wright is. But who is this Father Pfleger fellow? Well, he is a total commie who does things like protest against rappers who denigrate women and adopts sons (all now in college, aw) despite his bishop totally telling him not to. And he once got totally mad at a Catholic Little League for excluding his school because the other kids “wouldn’t have been safe” in his mostly black parish. So as you can see, he is pretty racist. And this “brother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers,” one John Ayers, what’s his deal? He is such a hippie freak that they made him vice president of the Carnegie Foundation, promoting excellence in teaching. Why does Barack Obama love terrorists?
So what does Tucker Carlson have to say about this?
Hmmm, is that what the Daily Caller’s story says?
“We are not seeking any city funding for our program,” Obama wrote the mayor in the 1987 letter. “[H]owever, we do seek your whole-hearted support and endorsement of our initiative. We should therefore respectfully ask that within the next three or four weeks you agree to meet briefly with a small delegation of DCP leaders and the attached list of advisory committee members to discuss our proposal and your possible support for it.”
In a followup letter to Washington’s assistant three days later, Obama again laid out his plans and attached the list of his invited advisory council.
Right, so: no.
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Washington? It's even worse then; Obama asked for help from a black mayor! Now who's the real racist?
I'm waiting for Chicago to have a gay mayor because, you know, Da Bears!
Black men talking to black men! It's a small step from there to them enslaving us and raping our white wimmenz! Panic! Mass hysteria at the Daily Caller! Etc.
Why do I get a little twitchy when I read "priest" and "adopted sons" in the same sentence?
Red flag in the morning, choirboy warning.
Red flag at night, acolyte flight.
Father Pfleger is absolutely amazing. A real Chicago hero.
The bottom of the barrel just isn't low enough for Butch Tucker.
Is he related to Butt Tucher?
Butch Tucker's Gentleman Caller
Is it ok to advocate Tucker Carlson getting his ass kicked yet?
Come on. We all know Jon Stewart took care of that long ago.
"Why does Barack Obama love terrorists? " I'm gonna guess because he's black.
It really is the catch-all answer.
"Why does Obama want to destroy 'Merica?"
BLACK
"Why does Obama want to abort all the babies, ever?"
BLACK
"Why is Obama a socialist commie Mooslem Kenyan?"
BLACKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK
So, you're saying he's a Muslin?!
More of a brocade, actually.
He's trying to pull the wool over our eyes, ain't he?
He also loves horror movies. QED
Black?! Holy shit! Really? If that comes out, it's gonna hurt him in this election thing.
I'd be a lot more concerned if Obama had a meeting with Tucker Carlson.
And tried to get him a jerb.
A hand jerb?
Dunno, I suspect someone would end up personally wetting himself and I don't think it would be Obama.
Hi, Tucker! (You read Wonkette, I presume.) You should write a story about how the Afghanistan war is so badly run that entire regions of the country are off-limits to US forces, except for robot drones which are unreliable and can be horrifically misused. That'll allow you to criticize the president in the most strident terms possible, and this has the benefit of being completely true!
Or you can go with this crap, whatever.
This would require reporting and fact-checking
Not to mention Tucker would have to go to an unsafe part of the world.
Ohpleasegopleasegopleasego! (With votes?)
Too complicated for the mouth breathers & Matty Drudge can't get a race baiting-siren wailing headline out of that.
Tucker's readers do not give a flying robot fuck if the wrong browns are killed.
An unpaid no-show position, does Obama know how machine politics works, is he even from Chicago?
CORRUPTION LIBEL
(What? I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.)
ACTUAL BOFFIN LIBEL!
Why, my great-great-grandfather is still pulling 30K on a no-show job in Philly. Obama is pathetic.
They keep trying to dig to China to find some dirt on Obama. Don't they know that Rmoney needs to outsource that sort of digging to Chinese workers?
If Tucker digs any deeper for shit, he'll be in China.
That tunnel will become the job tunnel to China!
Look, we can't expect Tucker to actually read the shit his wingnut welfare chop shop puts out, much less understand it.
Yeah, who do you think he is, Ron Paul?
That's not what the Daily Callgirl's millionaire bankrollers pay him to do. They pay him to whip stupid white people into a racist frenzy.
Sounds like someone is mentally tuckered out. Probably pissed that Honey Boo Boo is endorsing Obama and that more people care what she says than what he has ever said in his whole life.
Honey Boo Boo gives Obama three thumbs up!
Go-go juice is great for children!
Maybe his bow-tie too tight and that's why he's such an ignoranus twatwaffle.
It's right there on the page! All of the arm-twisting, Chicago-style politics! I am SO going to vote for Romney now, you guys!
I don't see anything wrong with what they did. I must be racist.
Okay — so Tucker is so terrified that Obama might win re-election that he not only is trying to re-boogeyfy Jeremiah Wright, but also dragging John Ayers into the fray AND throwing Father Pfleger — who, unlike Tucker and his ilk, is a genuinely caring person and a total mensch — into the mix?
Pathetic.
The Farce is strong in this one.
John Ayers is also an extremely richtiger Mensch, despite coming from oodles of very suspect money.
“We are not seeking any city funding for our program,”
Isn't that code for "We are seeking major city funding for our program?"
Tucker Carlson, please collect your Pulitzer on your way out.
Tucker should totally investigate this priest guy. He should stop writing columns and shut down his website until he finds real dirty on the guy, verified by at least two independent sources.
And he should take his time and do a very thorough job.
Isn't that O'Keefe guy looking for work? He even has a pimp costume and everything.
When are these blacks going to stop being so racist?
I thought we cleared this up when "Dr." Laura shouted NI&&ER NI&&ER NI&&ER at that caller a couple years ago.
Oh Tucker, I'm sure it was just a "youthful indiscretion."
Chilling. And to think they almost got away with it!
[/shudders]
If it weren't for those meddling kids!
If it weren't for those meddling kids!
If it weren't for those meddling kids!
I hear an echo echo echo in here.
I WIN.
Community organizer tries to organize community.. Shocking.
They told us that America would never be the same….
*looks around*
Wait.
How is the former vice president of the Carnegie…Carnegie Foundation as in Andrew, the steel magnate…Foundation just "the brother of Bill Ayres?????????????????
Practice, practice, practice! Wait, wrong Carnegie punchline.
Great, you had to go and post that pic of Tucker and now my undies are all wet.
How'd you manage to vomit on your underwear?
Wait, so you are a guy?
Laughed so hard that you pissed, right?
Interesting way of doing things, headlines that are disproved by the articles' content.
Like, "Intelligent, Cogent, Thoughtful and Reasonable Tucker Carlson Speaks" followed by stuff he says. I could do this all day. I gotta get me an asinine bullshit website.
I'm loving this new thing, guilt by association with people who aren't guilty to begin with, but only been smeared good and hard. So now Bill Ayers who never did anything anyway but get smeared and called names, now its so accepted that he is evil that his brother is guilty by association with the crap they threw at him, and now Obama is guilty again for associating with a guy who is the brother of another guy who someone told lotsa lies about. Its like playing "Six Degrees to Kevin Bacon," except with Obama, its "Six Degrees To Satan (and Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, the Kaiser, and Neville Chamberlain)."
It is the way these people do everything, base-association. It is a spectacular tool for stupid people. Ayers, bad, acorn, bad, knowing the reasons we are saying these completely untrue things, bad, knowing things in general, hard…it just works so well. Tucker's smirk out-does Romney's and his whole derisive game built on a bunch of lies and nonsense makes me so angry I get angry at myself for how much I hate him.
"Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?"
Kevin Bacon?
gets paddled? Are we playing? I will win win win, AND he's married to Kyra Sedgwick (Singles!)
Kevin Bacon – “Can I have another Sir”When the Deltas go to the club where Otis Dey is playing, after the set they come up and say, “Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?”You had to be there I guess.
Let's be factual, Bill Ayers admittedly participated in 3 or 4 bombings and went underground to avoid arrest, but then the charges against the Weather Underground were dropped because the FBI used dickhead illegal tactics.
Well OK but like, he's pretty much maybe rehabilitated and proven himself a valid contributing member of society since, no? Like, is there a statute of limitations on that shit? Didn't Bush appoint an ambassodor who bombed a fucking cuban airplane?
This is exactly the problem with these right wing-nuts they are constantly out stupid each other like it's a contest,and just when you think they have outdone themselves they they manage a new low.They are a true bottomless pit of ignorance.
The is also plenty of documents that show that Tucker Carlson is a racist asshole.
Not to mention photo and video of him being a total hack/douche.
We should therefore respectfully ask that within the next three or four weeks you agree to meet briefly with a small delegation of DCP leaders and the attached list of advisory committee members to discuss our proposal and your possible support for it.”
For larfs, I'm going to run this through my handy-dandy Tucker Carlson Translator:
"In my position as HNWIC, you best be meeting with me or I will shiv ALL you motherfuckers, plus rape your children, beat your grandma, and fuck your wives with my huge black dick."
What do I win?
Good. Maybe needs a visual, for true blogericity.
http://www.lib.unc.edu/mss/exhibits/protests/imag…
You win a free trip to a Brazilian Television Website!!!
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
The lack of city funding makes this sound very un-communist. Do not like.
Nice publicity strategy there, Tucker — outrage them with the tweets, and then when they link to the substance-free story it reminds them why they never read your little internet page.
OT, but it's finally been released: http://romneytaxplan.com
Hey! I posted that in Wonkville like an hour ago!
So I guess that means I'm washing dishes that are already clean.
You're hired!
Brilliant!
You clever bastard!
That is motherfucking brilliant.
Oh, what a tangled web Tucker weaves when he's
trying to deceivebeing a complete race-baiting fucknugget.Buttseks libel!
also father pfleger is a leftwing firebrand that has tangled with practically everyone (especially the catholic church) and championed all sorts of social policies that are, i don't know, possibly helpful for a big diverse city with a shitload of city problems.
agree or disagree with him, we need more like him.
I heard that Obama has a couple black kids too.
Mr. Lou Reed from the City of New York wrote some of the best sneering hating music ever, and he wrote this one song in which he says of the song's object (subject? When the song is directly addressed at someone, its the object ansd subject, no?) "you'd eat shit, and say it tasted good, if there was some money in it for ya." That pretty much sums up all the right wing pundits, don't it? Coulter, Hannity, Tucker here, Limbaugh, they eat shit, and say it tastes good, every day all day, for the money.
The song is called "Dirt" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyb6lGh5-To
Wow! Now that was some bad ass Chicago thug tactic request there.
Bet he also threw in a few X's and O's with squirt of cologne to show he wasn't fucking with them.
Fukkker KKKarlson's Daily KKKaller at it again. You would think he would eventually get tired of constantly having to re-establish his bona fides as the poster boy for ex College Republican conservatard twitwits.
Tucker Carlson really needs to stop borrowing clothes from James O'Keefe. He just can't pull off the pimp look at all…
Oooh, just in time for Halloween, terrifying terrorist acts to get people jobs!
“We are not seeking any city funding for our program” which is why Republicans have no idea how to interpret this communication. Why would you contact a mayor if you didn't want money?
"Why does Barack Obama love terrorists?"
Lovers just gotta love.
I'm fairly certain this won't make me want to grope Tucker in a Men's Room.
Twisted tendentious Tucker twas a twat.
Sigh, once again, I must finger-punch the search box to stir Wonkette's Collective Unconscious Repressed Memories:
http://wonkette.com/400031/meet-barack-obamas-cra…
http://wonkette.com/400058/father-pfleger-apologi…
WHUT MOAR DO YUO PEEPLE NEED??!????!!!!!? IMPEeACH!!!1!1!!!11!
"Documents show" is the new "some say". Asswipes!
"Documents show" = "some" clicked on "Print"
Bingo!
And I love how Bill Ayres' name causes spittle-flecked outrage among Republicans because he's a terrorist — meaning that to protest the war in Vietnam, he blew up a toilet in the Pentagon with an M-80. Meanwhile these same assholes slaver over this guy who bills himself as an ex-terrorist as long as he spouts their rhetoric. It's too bad Slobodan Milosevic is dead, 'cause they could certainly use his authority to back up their fear of Islam.
OT: fellow Richmonder shares his view that others' views are overrated and/ or invalidated.
Once a contrarian always a contrarian I guess.
Oh shit — they're onto me!
The same group who refer to Ted Kennedy as a murderer.
It's amazing too — somehow Mitt's healthcare plan for Massachusetts is lost to the mists of time, yet just whisper the word Chappaquiddick and they can recall every single detail.
Does Tucker Carlson have no idea people are constantly laughing at him?
and what has Tucker ever done for society besides being a burden to it
Is any of this new? What year is Fucker trapped in?
You would think that Fucker would try avoid embarrassing his children this way.
He has ch…chi…children?!
Being someone's brother is most certainly guilt by association!
Ah, guilty by association, the best kind of guilt.
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