PALLIN' AROUND WITH TERRORISTS  3:12 pm October 16, 2012

What Poo Is Dribbling From Tucker Carlson’s Mouth Today?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

totally butchWhat do Reverend Jeremiah Wright, “controversial leftist priest” Father Michael Pfleger, and “the brother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers” have in common? Well, a certain young Socialist ACORN once tried to get Chicago’s mayor to meet with them, 25 years ago, so they could ask him (the mayor) to endorse a community organizing project, on whose advisory council they would sit, the Daily Caller breathlessly reports. DUN DUN DUN!

You all presumably know who the Reverend Wright is. But who is this Father Pfleger fellow? Well, he is a total commie who does things like protest against rappers who denigrate women and adopts sons (all now in college, aw) despite his bishop totally telling him not to. And he once got totally mad at a Catholic Little League for excluding his school because the other kids “wouldn’t have been safe” in his mostly black parish. So as you can see, he is pretty racist. And this “brother of domestic terrorist Bill Ayers,” one John Ayers, what’s his deal? He is such a hippie freak that they made him vice president of the Carnegie Foundation, promoting excellence in teaching. Why does Barack Obama love terrorists?

So what does Tucker Carlson have to say about this?

Hmmm, is that what the Daily Caller’s story says?

“We are not seeking any city funding for our program,” Obama wrote the mayor in the 1987 letter. “[H]owever, we do seek your whole-hearted support and endorsement of our initiative. We should therefore respectfully ask that within the next three or four weeks you agree to meet briefly with a small delegation of DCP leaders and the attached list of advisory committee members to discuss our proposal and your possible support for it.”

In a followup letter to Washington’s assistant three days later, Obama again laid out his plans and attached the list of his invited advisory council.

Right, so: no.

[DailyCaller]

 

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SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Washington? It's even worse then; Obama asked for help from a black mayor! Now who's the real racist?

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

I'm waiting for Chicago to have a gay mayor because, you know, Da Bears!

imissopus October 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Black men talking to black men! It's a small step from there to them enslaving us and raping our white wimmenz! Panic! Mass hysteria at the Daily Caller! Etc.

KeepFnThatChicken October 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Why do I get a little twitchy when I read "priest" and "adopted sons" in the same sentence?

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Red flag in the morning, choirboy warning.
Red flag at night, acolyte flight.

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 16, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Father Pfleger is absolutely amazing. A real Chicago hero.

no_gravity October 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm

The bottom of the barrel just isn't low enough for Butch Tucker.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Is he related to Butt Tucher?

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Butch Tucker's Gentleman Caller

Crank_Tango October 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Is it ok to advocate Tucker Carlson getting his ass kicked yet?

viennawoods13 October 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Come on. We all know Jon Stewart took care of that long ago.

Texan_Bulldog October 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm

"Why does Barack Obama love terrorists? " I'm gonna guess because he's black.

Cicada October 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm

It really is the catch-all answer.

"Why does Obama want to destroy 'Merica?"
BLACK

"Why does Obama want to abort all the babies, ever?"
BLACK

"Why is Obama a socialist commie Mooslem Kenyan?"
BLACKITY BLACK BLACK BLACK

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm

So, you're saying he's a Muslin?!

Cicada October 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm

More of a brocade, actually.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm

He's trying to pull the wool over our eyes, ain't he?

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm

He also loves horror movies. QED

oenspiek October 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Black?! Holy shit! Really? If that comes out, it's gonna hurt him in this election thing.

Pragmatist2 October 16, 2012 at 3:17 pm

I'd be a lot more concerned if Obama had a meeting with Tucker Carlson.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm

And tried to get him a jerb.

Texan_Bulldog October 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

A hand jerb?

PsycWench October 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Dunno, I suspect someone would end up personally wetting himself and I don't think it would be Obama.

SmutBoffin October 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Hi, Tucker! (You read Wonkette, I presume.) You should write a story about how the Afghanistan war is so badly run that entire regions of the country are off-limits to US forces, except for robot drones which are unreliable and can be horrifically misused. That'll allow you to criticize the president in the most strident terms possible, and this has the benefit of being completely true!

Or you can go with this crap, whatever.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

This would require reporting and fact-checking

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Not to mention Tucker would have to go to an unsafe part of the world.

Ohpleasegopleasegopleasego! (With votes?)

Texan_Bulldog October 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Too complicated for the mouth breathers & Matty Drudge can't get a race baiting-siren wailing headline out of that.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Tucker's readers do not give a flying robot fuck if the wrong browns are killed.

Goonemeritus October 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm

An unpaid no-show position, does Obama know how machine politics works, is he even from Chicago?

SmutBoffin October 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

CORRUPTION LIBEL

(What? I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.)

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm

ACTUAL BOFFIN LIBEL!

docterry6973 October 16, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Why, my great-great-grandfather is still pulling 30K on a no-show job in Philly. Obama is pathetic.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm

They keep trying to dig to China to find some dirt on Obama. Don't they know that Rmoney needs to outsource that sort of digging to Chinese workers?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm

If Tucker digs any deeper for shit, he'll be in China.

Negropolis October 17, 2012 at 2:48 am

That tunnel will become the job tunnel to China!

imissopus October 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Look, we can't expect Tucker to actually read the shit his wingnut welfare chop shop puts out, much less understand it.

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Yeah, who do you think he is, Ron Paul?

iburl October 16, 2012 at 3:55 pm

That's not what the Daily Callgirl's millionaire bankrollers pay him to do. They pay him to whip stupid white people into a racist frenzy.

EatsBabyDingos October 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Sounds like someone is mentally tuckered out. Probably pissed that Honey Boo Boo is endorsing Obama and that more people care what she says than what he has ever said in his whole life.

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Honey Boo Boo gives Obama three thumbs up!

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Go-go juice is great for children!

Not_So_Much October 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm

Maybe his bow-tie too tight and that's why he's such an ignoranus twatwaffle.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm

It's right there on the page! All of the arm-twisting, Chicago-style politics! I am SO going to vote for Romney now, you guys!

Estproph October 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I don't see anything wrong with what they did. I must be racist.

mbobier October 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Okay — so Tucker is so terrified that Obama might win re-election that he not only is trying to re-boogeyfy Jeremiah Wright, but also dragging John Ayers into the fray AND throwing Father Pfleger — who, unlike Tucker and his ilk, is a genuinely caring person and a total mensch — into the mix?

Pathetic.

The Farce is strong in this one.

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm

John Ayers is also an extremely richtiger Mensch, despite coming from oodles of very suspect money.

skmind October 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

“We are not seeking any city funding for our program,”

Isn't that code for "We are seeking major city funding for our program?"

Tucker Carlson, please collect your Pulitzer on your way out.

Terry October 16, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Tucker should totally investigate this priest guy. He should stop writing columns and shut down his website until he finds real dirty on the guy, verified by at least two independent sources.

Geminisunmars October 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm

And he should take his time and do a very thorough job.

skmind October 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Isn't that O'Keefe guy looking for work? He even has a pimp costume and everything.

ThankYouJeebus October 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm

When are these blacks going to stop being so racist?

I thought we cleared this up when "Dr." Laura shouted NI&&ER NI&&ER NI&&ER at that caller a couple years ago.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Oh Tucker, I'm sure it was just a "youthful indiscretion."

Lascauxcaveman October 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Chilling. And to think they almost got away with it!

[/shudders]

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

If it weren't for those meddling kids!

LesBontemps October 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

If it weren't for those meddling kids!

Lascauxcaveman October 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

If it weren't for those meddling kids!

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 4:15 pm

I hear an echo echo echo in here.

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I WIN.

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Community organizer tries to organize community.. Shocking.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm

They told us that America would never be the same….

*looks around*

Wait.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm

How is the former vice president of the Carnegie…Carnegie Foundation as in Andrew, the steel magnate…Foundation just "the brother of Bill Ayres?????????????????

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

Practice, practice, practice! Wait, wrong Carnegie punchline.

Cicada October 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Great, you had to go and post that pic of Tucker and now my undies are all wet.

KotBR October 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

How'd you manage to vomit on your underwear?

OzoneTom October 16, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Wait, so you are a guy?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Laughed so hard that you pissed, right?

FakaktaSouth October 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Interesting way of doing things, headlines that are disproved by the articles' content.
Like, "Intelligent, Cogent, Thoughtful and Reasonable Tucker Carlson Speaks" followed by stuff he says. I could do this all day. I gotta get me an asinine bullshit website.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

I'm loving this new thing, guilt by association with people who aren't guilty to begin with, but only been smeared good and hard. So now Bill Ayers who never did anything anyway but get smeared and called names, now its so accepted that he is evil that his brother is guilty by association with the crap they threw at him, and now Obama is guilty again for associating with a guy who is the brother of another guy who someone told lotsa lies about. Its like playing "Six Degrees to Kevin Bacon," except with Obama, its "Six Degrees To Satan (and Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, the Kaiser, and Neville Chamberlain)."

FakaktaSouth October 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm

It is the way these people do everything, base-association. It is a spectacular tool for stupid people. Ayers, bad, acorn, bad, knowing the reasons we are saying these completely untrue things, bad, knowing things in general, hard…it just works so well. Tucker's smirk out-does Romney's and his whole derisive game built on a bunch of lies and nonsense makes me so angry I get angry at myself for how much I hate him.

James Michael Curley October 16, 2012 at 3:47 pm

"Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?"

prommie October 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Kevin Bacon?

FakaktaSouth October 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

gets paddled? Are we playing? I will win win win, AND he's married to Kyra Sedgwick (Singles!)

James Michael Curley October 16, 2012 at 7:20 pm

Kevin Bacon – “Can I have another Sir”When the Deltas go to the club where Otis Dey is playing, after the set they come up and say, “Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?”You had to be there I guess.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Let's be factual, Bill Ayers admittedly participated in 3 or 4 bombings and went underground to avoid arrest, but then the charges against the Weather Underground were dropped because the FBI used dickhead illegal tactics.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Well OK but like, he's pretty much maybe rehabilitated and proven himself a valid contributing member of society since, no? Like, is there a statute of limitations on that shit? Didn't Bush appoint an ambassodor who bombed a fucking cuban airplane?

sbj1964 October 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

This is exactly the problem with these right wing-nuts they are constantly out stupid each other like it's a contest,and just when you think they have outdone themselves they they manage a new low.They are a true bottomless pit of ignorance.

ChillBill October 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

The is also plenty of documents that show that Tucker Carlson is a racist asshole.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Not to mention photo and video of him being a total hack/douche.

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

We should therefore respectfully ask that within the next three or four weeks you agree to meet briefly with a small delegation of DCP leaders and the attached list of advisory committee members to discuss our proposal and your possible support for it.”

For larfs, I'm going to run this through my handy-dandy Tucker Carlson Translator:

"In my position as HNWIC, you best be meeting with me or I will shiv ALL you motherfuckers, plus rape your children, beat your grandma, and fuck your wives with my huge black dick."

What do I win?

Blueb4sinrise October 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Good. Maybe needs a visual, for true blogericity.
http://www.lib.unc.edu/mss/exhibits/protests/imag

You win a free trip to a Brazilian Television Website!!!

elviouslyqueer October 16, 2012 at 4:06 pm

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

The lack of city funding makes this sound very un-communist. Do not like.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Nice publicity strategy there, Tucker — outrage them with the tweets, and then when they link to the substance-free story it reminds them why they never read your little internet page.

TavariousChinaSmith October 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm

OT, but it's finally been released: http://romneytaxplan.com

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Hey! I posted that in Wonkville like an hour ago!

TavariousChinaSmith October 16, 2012 at 3:35 pm

So I guess that means I'm washing dishes that are already clean.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm

You're hired!

BlueStateLibel October 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Brilliant!

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm

You clever bastard!

bobbert October 17, 2012 at 1:55 am

That is motherfucking brilliant.

UnholyMoses October 16, 2012 at 3:34 pm

Oh, what a tangled web Tucker weaves when he's trying to deceive being a complete race-baiting fucknugget.

rickmaci October 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Buttseks libel!

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm

also father pfleger is a leftwing firebrand that has tangled with practically everyone (especially the catholic church) and championed all sorts of social policies that are, i don't know, possibly helpful for a big diverse city with a shitload of city problems.

agree or disagree with him, we need more like him.

Allmighty_Manos October 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm

I heard that Obama has a couple black kids too.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Mr. Lou Reed from the City of New York wrote some of the best sneering hating music ever, and he wrote this one song in which he says of the song's object (subject? When the song is directly addressed at someone, its the object ansd subject, no?) "you'd eat shit, and say it tasted good, if there was some money in it for ya." That pretty much sums up all the right wing pundits, don't it? Coulter, Hannity, Tucker here, Limbaugh, they eat shit, and say it tastes good, every day all day, for the money.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 3:54 pm

The song is called "Dirt" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyb6lGh5-To

Warpde October 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Wow! Now that was some bad ass Chicago thug tactic request there.
Bet he also threw in a few X's and O's with squirt of cologne to show he wasn't fucking with them.

rickmaci October 16, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Fukkker KKKarlson's Daily KKKaller at it again. You would think he would eventually get tired of constantly having to re-establish his bona fides as the poster boy for ex College Republican conservatard twitwits.

Callyson October 16, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Tucker Carlson really needs to stop borrowing clothes from James O'Keefe. He just can't pull off the pimp look at all…

BlueStateLibel October 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Oooh, just in time for Halloween, terrifying terrorist acts to get people jobs!

PsycWench October 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm

“We are not seeking any city funding for our program” which is why Republicans have no idea how to interpret this communication. Why would you contact a mayor if you didn't want money?

OzoneTom October 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm

"Why does Barack Obama love terrorists?"

Lovers just gotta love.

Jus_Wonderin October 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I'm fairly certain this won't make me want to grope Tucker in a Men's Room.

cheetojeebus October 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Twisted tendentious Tucker twas a twat.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Sigh, once again, I must finger-punch the search box to stir Wonkette's Collective Unconscious Repressed Memories:
http://wonkette.com/400031/meet-barack-obamas-cra
http://wonkette.com/400058/father-pfleger-apologi

LesBontemps October 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm

WHUT MOAR DO YUO PEEPLE NEED??!????!!!!!? IMPEeACH!!!1!1!!!11!

ttommyunger October 16, 2012 at 3:57 pm

"Documents show" is the new "some say". Asswipes!

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 5:31 pm

"Documents show" = "some" clicked on "Print"

ttommyunger October 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Bingo!

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm

And I love how Bill Ayres' name causes spittle-flecked outrage among Republicans because he's a terrorist — meaning that to protest the war in Vietnam, he blew up a toilet in the Pentagon with an M-80. Meanwhile these same assholes slaver over this guy who bills himself as an ex-terrorist as long as he spouts their rhetoric. It's too bad Slobodan Milosevic is dead, 'cause they could certainly use his authority to back up their fear of Islam.

Mumbletypeg October 16, 2012 at 4:03 pm

OT: fellow Richmonder shares his view that others' views are overrated and/ or invalidated.

Once a contrarian always a contrarian I guess.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Oh shit — they're onto me!

chascates October 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm

The same group who refer to Ted Kennedy as a murderer.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 4:28 pm

It's amazing too — somehow Mitt's healthcare plan for Massachusetts is lost to the mists of time, yet just whisper the word Chappaquiddick and they can recall every single detail.

chascates October 16, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Does Tucker Carlson have no idea people are constantly laughing at him?

rocktonsam October 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm

and what has Tucker ever done for society besides being a burden to it

An_Outhouse October 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Is any of this new? What year is Fucker trapped in?

An_Outhouse October 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm

You would think that Fucker would try avoid embarrassing his children this way.

Negropolis October 17, 2012 at 2:53 am

He has ch…chi…children?!

Slim_Pickins October 16, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Being someone's brother is most certainly guilt by association!

Negropolis October 17, 2012 at 2:53 am

Ah, guilty by association, the best kind of guilt.

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