BET JOE ARPAIO WISHES HE'D THOUGHT OF THIS  2:15 pm October 16, 2012

Arizona National Guard Recruits Unwilling Homeless People Into ‘Most Dangerous Game’

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Jan Brewer and Hugo Salazar totally getting to the bottom of thisNeed a life-affirming bit of sunshine and daisies? Then have we got the opposite of that for a story for you! Arizona National Guard recruiters, it seems, have a long, undisciplined history of taking their sometimes-still-underage prospects around town to get a taste of the excitement of military service, by shooting paintballs at homeless people! Also, sex crime, sex crime, blah blah blah. It’s cool though. One whole person got busted some ranks and not honorably discharged! So the system works! (That one time. Everybody else just got transferred, like a priest.)

Military investigators were told that [Sgt. First Class Michael] Amerson wore his National Guard uniform and drove a government vehicle marked with recruiting insignia as he and other soldiers — some still minors — shot transients with paintballs or got them to perform humiliating song-and-dance routines in return for money. During some of these so-called “bum hunts,” female recruits said, they were ordered to flash their breasts at transients. Homeless women, conversely, were offered food, money or drinks for showing their breasts.

We bet Michael Amerson was the most successful recruiter in the entire Arizona National Guard.

Don’t worry, everyone. The Guard says that these problems have been dealt with! Except for all the people who say that they haven’t.

[O]ther high-ranking officers who talked with The Republic disagreed that problems have been dealt with. They said the National Guard suffers from lax discipline, cronyism, cover-ups, whistle-blower abuse and other systemic flaws. To this day, they note, the Guard has never successfully court-martialed an officer or soldier despite serious wrongdoing uncovered by investigators.

Lt. Col. Rob White, who conducted a command climate investigation in 2009 to assess whether commanders were at fault, said he is sickened by the failure of National Guard leaders to root out misconduct and impose punishment.

“The way the Arizona National Guard is today, I would not trust it with my son or daughter,” said White. “It disgusts me … People don’t get fired, they get moved.”

White, who oversees future operations at the Guard’s Arizona Joint Forces Headquarters, is a soldier of 23 years with a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star. He and others said attempts at reform have repeatedly failed, in part because appeals to Brewer or the National Guard Bureau’s inspector general have been simply referred back to Arizona Guard headquarters.

“The organization is there to take care of soldiers. That’s what we’re supposed to do,” White said. “But what they’re doing is taking care of good ol’ boys. And, when victims come forward, the Arizona Guard turns on them and eats them.”

[...]

White and several other officers came to The Republic with their grievances out of frustration that the problems were not being addressed. Others shared their views confidentially for fear of losing their jobs.

“I’ll probably get retaliated against,” White said. “I’ll be gone. I think they’re already going for me.”

But here are some other people! And they say the same things, and different things!

Lt. Col. Paul Forshey, who recently retired as the National Guard’s top lawyer, or JAG officer, said he was dismayed that a list of reforms suggested by a panel of high-ranking officers was disregarded by top leaders. “I have never seen a board like that … where command did not follow the recommendations of three senior officers.”

The Guard last week accused Forshey of violating attorney-client privilege and threatened him with a state Bar complaint for speaking with The Republic, but he said he won’t be silenced. He said an ethical breakdown has created a culture of arrogance.

Someone who works for Jan Brewer though was all nah mang. Nah.

[Jan Brewer appointee and top Guard officer Major Gen. Hugo] Salazar denied ignoring recommendations for reform. He said suggestions were carried out, though with modifications. He also rejected inferences of a problematic culture.

“We do not have a corrupt command climate in either the National Guard or in recruiting,” he said. “We address misconduct. The criticism is neither fair nor true.”

We are sure that is exactly right, because after all, he says so.

The moral of the story is Paul Ryan, who did not shoot that old homeless with a paintball gun, really is a living saint.

[Photo: AZCentral /MilitaryTimes, via Wonkette operative JK Trotter]

 
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actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:16 pm

"Most Dangerous Game"?

Isn't this that movie with the crossdressing woman and you don't know until Stephen Rae gets her naked?

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm

I thought the "Most Dangerous Game" was asking Ann Falter out on a date.

PugglesRule October 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm

No, that was The Crying Game.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Arizona National Guard recruiters, it seems, have a long, undisciplined history of taking their sometimes-still-underage prospects around town to get a taste of the excitement of military service, by shooting paintballs at homeless people!

Amateurs!

We paid our bums to fight with a jar of sterno.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 2:19 pm

Has America always been this way and I've just been really unobservant for the past 24 years? Or is this kind of dumbfuckery getting worse?

FNMA October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm

It's getting worse. Dumbfuckery is something a lot of people now aspire to. I mean, look at Ryan.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

We've always been this way. We're just covering it on the news now.

PsycWench October 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

They're getting more sophisticated at covering it up, maybe? Case in point: He said suggestions were carried out, though with modifications.. The modifications just happened to be not carrying them out in reality.

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Remember how Multiple-Choice Mitt said he didn't feel like he went to Viet Nam (well, because he didn't)?

Maybe the Arizona National Guard didn't exactly feel like the suggestions were carried out…

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

It's always been this way.

Whatever October 17, 2012 at 6:48 am

All of the Katie

Trannysurprise October 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm

NBC's newist hit comedy is here! "Dance BITCH, for FREEDOMS!"

skmind October 16, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Do these female recruits pay for their contraception, or is that another taxpayer moochfest?

Callyson October 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Remember, this is Arizona we are talking about: the women are presumed to be pregnant already.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

In Arizona, it's always 2 weeks ago.

skmind October 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Who do you think you are? Biden? Mocking retroactive conception like that!

Lot_49 October 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm

One thing's for sure: they ain't gittin' no 'Bortions w/Uncle Sam's $$$. Cuz that'd be sinful!

And sorry about the random capitalization. Wonkette and the iPad keyboard have a lot of disagreements.

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Maybe it's just me, but if I'd been forced to look at a homeless woman's tits I would have a very hard time whipping it up.

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Except for the paintballs, it kind of sounds like Mardi Gras. Maybe they should throw beads instead.

Swampgas_Man October 16, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Think of the paintballs as really hard beads, coming at you really fast.

EatsBabyDingos October 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Welcome to Arizonistan, the Mississippi of the West.

PugglesRule October 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

That might be considered an insult to Mississippi!

UnholyMoses October 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I call it "East Florida" for a reason (other than the high concentration of Oldz).

no_gravity October 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Wasn't this an episode of Criminal Minds?

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Seems more like "Jag" or "NCIS" territory, both shows which I have avoided ever seeing in their long and storied runs. Aren't they the pseudo-military cop shows?

Jukesgrrl October 16, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Yes. I had a cousin who was an investigator for the real NCIS. They are an honorable bunch who work very much under the radar, investigating crimes done by and to members of the Navy and Marines … not much like the high drama insanity that CBS would have us believe. Lots of domestic abuse and drug cases.

Blunderthing October 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Endless Stream Of Garbage Passing For Humanity Stinks To High Heaven–Too Much For Perfume To Be Effective

slithytoves October 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

I'm shocked! Arizona is such a nice state! Nothing crazy ever happens there.

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Though, based on the two guys in that photo, they may want to start aiming at the homely, rather than the homeless…

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

I'm so glad Jan Brewer's using Arizona's resources to protect our borders because that's all she ever fuckin' screams about over and over again.

And yes, the NG can only be mobilized by President Obama, but the state can at least train the Guard for potential duty — which I doubt involves shooting the homeless. Yet.

Lascauxcaveman October 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm

(photo caption)

Brewer: Oh, c'mon soldier boy, you and I both know it's not that big..

Goonemeritus October 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

The NRA was right, liberals do want to ban hunting!

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Homeless women, conversely, were offered food, money or drinks for showing their breasts.

Pics or GTFO!

Um, actually, please don't.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

*dangling beads*

Miss T?

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

So today you're calling them beads, huh!

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Whatever works, my friend.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm

I'm learning more than in the old days at Sadly, No!

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 3:47 pm

That would explain my beady eyes.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Dude, Sorosbot is coming up behind you with a chair and a broken bottle!!

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Tell him to get his own beads!

noodlesalad October 16, 2012 at 2:23 pm

You might think a desert hell-hole populated by religious zealots, confused old people, and gun nuts would be a great place to be poor or homeless. Surprisingly, you'd be wrong.

emmelemm October 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm

"At least it's warm."

(Yes, I know some places in Arizona do get very cold at night.)

noodlesalad October 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm

It's a dry, exploitative, heat.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

It's a dry crazy!

FNMA October 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm

You have to admit that "Show us your tits" is a remarkable military tactic.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Hearts and minds

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Well, eyes at any rate.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Hardons and minds?

Callyson October 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Think of how much more quickly we would have gotten bin Laden if we had tried it…

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm

"It'll be tough slogging heading back up Hamburger Hill. Deploy the 101st Hooter Division. Those bazookas ought to get them out of there."

FakaktaSouth October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

And as punishment, they should all be treated to a Jan Brewer Flashing – or "face melting." Bet that would stop that shit cold.

Chet Kincaid_ October 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I think I saw Jan Brewer running toward the heroine with blood streaming from her mandibles in the TV spot for "Silent Hill 3D"!

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 6:33 pm

That was the scene in Arizona Jones, with the melting Mexican guy, right?

ph7 October 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm

As Sun Tzu advised, keep your friend's tits close, and your enemies' tits closer.

PubOption October 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Either I read or dreamt, some years ago, that the Israelis had used it on the Palestinians. A female soldier would appear topless from one of the hatches of a personnel carrier and while the Palestinians were staring, another soldier would start shooting.

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Topless? Heck, all she had to do was take off her hat and gunglasses. After twenty years of seeing every woman except your mom covered head to toe in a dark sheet, I think that would have been enough.

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Have you seen the pics of the gorgeous Israeli soldiers? I can see that working.

RufusTFirefly October 16, 2012 at 6:20 pm

If you're Sterling Archer.

Oblios_Cap October 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Explain to me again why the members of our military are so much better than the rest of us.

Thank you for your service.

Crank_Tango October 16, 2012 at 2:24 pm

You have to be a depraved lunatic to pay a homeless woman to show their tits, that is all.

Oblios_Cap October 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm

That's almost as bad as having Jan Brewer show you hers!

fatbob54 October 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm

Sexist Comment Warning:
If Jan Brewer's tits are anything like her face, they look like a pair of old leather work gloves that you find behind the tool bench after a couple of years of drying out, and being crapped in by mice…

teebob2000 October 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm

*picturing mice crapping on Jan Brewer's wrinkled old tits*

*vomiting*

Toomush_Infer October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

If you're thinking back to the dayz when I wasn't an oldz, when just going into a local bar was fighting words, when I was slapped in the face from my pastor, just because I didn't agree that dinosaurs bones were God's way of testing our faith, well, um, yeah, dumbfuckery's been around a while….(oops, this is in reply to BadKitty, sorry, trail…)

coolhandnuke October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

The military intelligence can exceed 115 degrees in Arizona.
But it is a dry wit.

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm

More of a dim wit.

Schmannnity October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Someone paintball Jan Brewer with some SPF 50.

SayItWithWookies October 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

That's closing the barn door after the old shoe got out.

PugglesRule October 16, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Jan's leathery skin suggests she has never used as much as SPF 4. She would need SPF 35,000 to reverse that damage, if it were possible.

iburl October 16, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Turtle Wax.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I imagine that some of the new recruits were disappointed when they found out that bum hunting was actually stalking the homeless.

MosesInvests October 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

UW8316154 October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Your move, Florida.

noodlesalad October 16, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Also, worse use of the word "conversely" ever. Female soldiers were exploited. Conversely, homeless females were exploited. THE TWO ARE NOT OPPOSITES NOR EVEN MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. Bad grammar pisses me off, almost as much as exploitation of women and poor people. This makes America one of the worst places for me to live, I am now realizing.

Disassembly October 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Freedom isn't free. Hats, and shirts, off to these brave soldiers.

ManchuCandidate October 16, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Damn copycats. When will people stop doing their versions of Community's Modern Warfare episode?

In real life and in actual paintball, people do shoot back. Fucktards.

T3rbo October 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Civilians are so cute: women and children don't' shoot back. Bless your heart.

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Arm the homeless!!

delaney_blom October 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Bugs Bunny is my hero.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 2:27 pm

OK I think I need some kitten videos to wash the bile out of my mouth now.

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm
SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Aw; and I needed that.

cromiller October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

You need to subscribe to The Daily Kitten. New kitten photos published every afternoon at just about the time when you need it most!

PugglesRule October 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm
BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm
CommieLibunatic October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Do we have to support ALL the troops? How about we support the AZ National Guard by NOT beating the shit out of them with a chair leg in return for a humiliating song-and-dance routine?

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Nice moves! Jokes on you, though — I had my fingers crossed! #wham# #wham# #wham#

Toomush_Infer October 16, 2012 at 2:28 pm

Great picture, btw…."I had a little pony, just about this big…."

MissTaken October 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm

What kind of fucking world do I live in??

Sorry, but between not letting kids meet kids they don't normally hang out with because gay is a communicable disease and then teaching minors to pay to gawk at homeless women's tits I've had just about enough. Fucking hell.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Yeah, this story is just infuriating. What the fuck is wrong with people?

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

teaching minors to pay to gawk at homeless women's tits

If it was good enough for grandpa to take me…

Terry October 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm

…and we can certainly count on Governor Jan Brewer to do the right thing on this, can't we?

PubOption October 16, 2012 at 3:34 pm

I don't think that she will GTFO.

Hammiepants October 16, 2012 at 2:29 pm

Seriously, fuck Arizona with fire. It's pretty bad when you make Texas look like a utopian paradise.

iburl October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

You can't burn sand.

SorosBot October 16, 2012 at 2:41 pm

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." – Darth Vader

MosesInvests October 16, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Get my cousins and a few friends out, then nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

That's not go crazy, libs. Maybe the Hobos were playing too!

ThankYouJeebus October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm
kyeshinka October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

It's a dry stupid.

sbj1964 October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

The Arizona Army guard 'Be all you can be.' A complete fuckwad.

T3rbo October 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

You guys are just a bunch of little Eichmanns
http://www.amazon.com/Justice-Roosting-Chickens-R

mrpuma2u October 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm

NEEDZ MOAR BUMZ GITTIN ABUZED! WTF, Arizona and Jan Brewer are becoming the Alabama and Wallace of this decade. BUM SHOOTIN' TODAY, BUM SHOOTIN' TAMARRAH, BUM SHOOTIN FOREVAH!

no_gravity October 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

When I read this yesterday this is the first thing I thought of:

"Nonsense," laughed Rainsford. "This hot weather is making you soft, Whitney. Be a realist. The world is made up of two classes–the hunters and the huntees. Luckily, you and I are hunters.

mbobier October 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Me thinks somebody in the AZ National Guard has seen The Hunger Games too many times….

Estproph October 16, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Relax, everyone. This is just a game. It's good training for when they go live against anyone with brown skin.

delaney_blom October 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

Gov. Brewer looks like she wishes Maj Gen Salazar would recruit her. . .

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Is that the withered arachnid next to the bullock?

mull_man October 16, 2012 at 2:34 pm

The command response suggests that they attended the Vatican School of Management.

Shypixel October 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm

I sense a new subreddit coming. /r/homelessboobs anybody?

brditsme October 16, 2012 at 2:35 pm

"We are sure that is exactly right, because after all, he says so. The moral of the story is Paul Ryan, who did not shoot that old homeless with a paintball gun, really is a living saint."

Sometimes I feel like Rebecca is actively trying to make me fall in love with her.

Joshua Norton October 16, 2012 at 2:36 pm

. The criticism is neither fair nor true

Leave it to the liberal press to get all upset before the facts are swept under the rug.

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

At least someone isn't giving these homeless women a free ride.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Ass! You never give her a free ride for tits!

An_Outhouse October 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm

depends what she looks like.

iburl October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm

They're not Mexicans, so what's the big deal?
You know what "Carte Blanche" means in French, right?

CthuNHu October 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Shoot the homeless with toy guns, amuse yourself for an hour. Give the homeless guns, and — well, more guns is always the right answer, right?

coolhandnuke October 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Brewer caption: "Oh lighten up Francis and go get me my gin."

Ruhe October 16, 2012 at 2:40 pm

How very exceptionalistic!

Ruhe October 16, 2012 at 2:42 pm

And somewhere in the Arizona desert a dedicated group of Hobos are secretly assembling the new "beans-and-hooch" war-head for their dirt-rocket ICBMs. The bum offensive is coming.

Doktor Zoom October 16, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Beans-and-hooch? I loved that movie. Dog slobbered a lot, tho.

starfanglednut October 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

What the motherfucking fuck?

comrad_darkness October 16, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Oh Arizona, don't ever change. And I'll continue to not ever visit you.

Toomush_Infer October 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Little known fact: the homeless love paintball….they'd like to borrow your gunz for a sec, though….

TavariousChinaSmith October 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Welcome to Abu-ghraib-zona!

Abernathy October 16, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Sounds like an AFA-style "mix it up" day.

Blueb4sinrise October 16, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Heck, the Border Patrol shot and killed a kid for throwing rocks. This barely registered on the alarm meter.

Anyway, I'm sure Jan will take full responsibility for NG, since she's CINC, or whatever she thinks she is.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm

That dude in the picture is the very model of a modern major general! Very Rehnquistian, in his sartorial splendor!

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 4:01 pm

I couldn't tell if that was an officer in the Arizona National Guard or a New York City co-op doorman.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm

One of Nixon's White House guards, I thought.

BornInATrailer October 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm

bum tits or GTFO….?

Tundra Grifter October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Be careful what you wish for. Very, very careful…

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I don't want to live in this state anymore.

prommie October 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Don't lets start.

TootsStansbury October 16, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Fucking barbaric motherfuckers.

Pragmatist2 October 16, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Arm the Homeless!!!
This ad brought to you by the NRA

Doktor Zoom October 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Our brave warriors just need to blow off steam with some harmless pranks. If the Warrior Class doesn't have some privileges, how will we recruit stout fighting men to defend our homeland?

BadKitty904 October 16, 2012 at 3:04 pm

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

Doktor Zoom October 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm

YouTube, obvsly.

fuflans October 16, 2012 at 3:08 pm

they should get special early voting hours is what i'm thinking.

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Is that like being able to get into Disneyland an hour early?

LibertyLover October 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm

The Draft?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 16, 2012 at 5:43 pm

I'm very grateful for the Third Amendment right now.

bikerlaureate October 16, 2012 at 6:25 pm

I have no problem with them having some privileges and advantages.
Tormenting other people, particularly the less fortunate, wouldn't be among the perks. Mature humans with any empathy would understand this.

Boojum October 17, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Huh? Oh, you are excluding Republicans. Got it.

johnnyzhivago October 16, 2012 at 3:08 pm

The homeless would make good target practice too!

Isyaignert October 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm

An oldie but a goodie: Arizona – it's a dry hate.

alvinnewman October 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm

"Now Jan, I have something very special for your old tired ass and it is about this long"

owhatever October 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Paintballs? I told you to lock and load full metal jacket rounds and piss in their skulls, you moron. This is Arizona, not some pussy state like Texas. When Mitt takes us to his new wars, you gonna use paintballs? Anyway, thank you for your service.

ttommyunger October 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I see dumb people.

An_Outhouse October 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm

There's still time to send all the Arizona Nat Guard to Afghanistan right? That would make Mr. Ryan very happy. Maybe Mitt can charter the plane.

decentcitizen October 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm

It's an absolutely valid test of a man's (or woman's) potential for inhumanity to man (or woman). What could go wrong with entrusting our national security to such fine specimens?

GeorgiaBurning October 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Somebody needs to read Article 134 of the UCMJ. Again.

docterry6973 October 16, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Conservative states are morally superior.

editor October 18, 2012 at 5:52 am

wtf? is there no porno in arizona?

okay, fine, i'll send every law enforcement officer in arizona a picture of my boobs, if they will promise to leave the homeless alone.

Pithaughn October 18, 2012 at 8:06 pm

I guess there are not enough wars right now. Bout time to invaded New Mexico.

actor212 October 16, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Where?

Esteev October 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm

What?

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