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satan needs a good manThe Secretary of State is responsible for diplomatic security. The president is responsible for the Secretary of State.

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton, who is the Secretary of State and incidentally the most powerful woman in the world, took responsibility for diplomatic security in Benghazi, where four Americans were killed.

“I take responsibility,” Clinton told CNN in an interview while on a visit to Peru. “I’m in charge of the State Department’s 60,000-plus people all over the world, 275 posts. The president and the vice president wouldn’t be knowledgeable about specific decisions that are made by security professionals. They’re the ones who weigh all of the threats and the risks and the needs and make a considered decision.”

A cynical person would think that Hillary Clinton took responsibility to take pressure off of Obama before the election. A realistic person would say both that Clinton’s statement is largely true, that the cynical person’s thoughts are somewhat true, and also consider the timing.

Jennifer Rubin, however, has decided that Hillary Clinton took responsibility because she’s a penis-whipped shit sundae who’s not a real woman. Delicate lady-flowers should not be forced to take responsibility for the departments they run, because real men should stand up and do it for them. If that is not feminism, what is?


This seems particularly strange coming from a woman who’s a professional doormat for the Romney campaign, but whatevs. It’s a trenchant observation, that Hillary Clinton should have divorced her husband in the middle of his presidency (and therefore been a feminazi who broke up a marriage on the world’s most public stage) and then totes told Obama to go ride a dick into the sunset because Hills would have sent the entire Marine Corps to a second-tier diplomatic station.

Isn’t it really interesting and fun how Republicans become concerned about the well-being of feminism as a social and cultural force when it hurts Democrats? We remember in the addendum to The Feminine Mystique when Betty Friedan was like, “Oh, ladies, if a black dude become President we totally gotta use this shit against him. Please RT if you agree.”

It remains to be seen how Hillary Clinton’s acid-dripping vagina will be affected by its sudden change in chemical composition to a base pool of man-domination. It accepts so many hydrogen ions, by which we mean unfair judgments from men.

And those are all the chemistry jokes we know.

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