When we were a little kid and someone asked us the inevitable “what do you want to be when you grow up?” we usually said something like “a movie star!” But in retrospect, we probably should have said “gainfully employed,” or, in the event that we were aiming super high, “a banker!” because bankers appear to have one of the best gigs on earth: it’s gravy all day long, what with all the taxpayer bailouts and Cayman Islands bank accounts, and, as we’ve just learned, bankers can even get away with mundane crimes like stabbing ethnic cab drivers.
Charges against William Bryan Jennings, the former Morgan Stanley U.S. bond-underwriting chief accused of stabbing a New York cab driver over a fare, will be dropped, police said. [...] Jennings was accused of attacking the driver, Mohamed Ammar, on Dec. 22 with a 2 1/2-inch blade after a 40-mile (64 kilometer) ride from New York to the banker’s $3.4 million home in Darien. Ammar, a native of Egypt and a U.S. citizen, said Jennings told him, “I’m going to kill you. You should go back to your country,” according to a police report.
Jennings faced assault and hate-crime charges, each of which brings a maximum sentence of five years in prison. He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor. He pleaded not guilty March 9.
Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley, the sixth-largest U.S. bank by assets, said in March that Jennings had been placed on leave. Pendleton didn’t immediately return a call for comment today.
Pen Pendleton. We have nothing to say about that, really, except to pause and consider the name “Pen Pendleton.” Moving on….
Jennings flagged Ammar down in front of Ink48, a hotel on Manhattan’s West Side, sometime before 11 p.m. after the banker said his car service didn’t appear, according to the police report. Jennings had been attending a company Christmas party.
See? Car services? Spokespeople named Pen Pendleton? Multimillion dollar homes? Definitely we should have said “banker” instead of “movie star.”
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Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley…
Apparently, Morgan Stanley employees Stabby McStabbington, Asshat O'Asshattery, and Dork Dorkson were not available for comment.
I'm waiting to hear from Stanley Morgan.
Unconfirmed report is: Dork Dorkington has gone to Huffpuffington Postington to write a tell-all, but this is as yet unconfirmington….now back to you….
Mitt Mittington offered no comment, but referred all enquiries to his beard, Paulington Ryanington…..who had nothing to add.
Pendleton is just trying to pull the woolen over our eyes.
Shank Shankerson too (continues the 'pen' / prison theme)…
You ever seen those four guys in the same room together? Has anyone?
I'm not saying… I'm just saying…
I wouldn't be surprised if the name weren't short for "Penny Pendleton," but she doesn't want to be associated with such common currency.
I'm still here bitches. And I know everytihg.
I see what you did there!
When is he is going to come out with his Romney endorsement?
Is this a real guy? I mean, William Bryan Jennings? A bankster?
Possibly named to "honor" William Jennings Bryan. Apparently went the wrong way somewhere.
I'd blame the taxi driver.
William Jennings Bryan was a racist asshole who would have probably applauded.
We could try shoving a Cross of Gold, sideways, up his night depository… for teh lulz.
I'm sure they had a good chuckle out in the Hamptons. What ho!
William Bryan Jennings has the perfect name to be a cab driver. For Instance: I say Jennings, take us home and don’t spare the horses.
Alternate names can be useful at times. Taxes, for example.
This is disgusting! A true blueblood Wall Streeter would hire someone to kill the cabbie.
Lol, Johnny. I am surprised he didn't get his butler to stab him instead.
I'm beginning to lose faith in this whole "job creators" concept.
What the hell for, is a Banker carrying a knife? Was it to cut his blow?
at 2-1/2 inches, it sounds like a Swiss (Banker's) army knife.
Wrong. They'd have one of their junior associates hire someone to hire someone to stab the cabbie.
BTW, anyone who doesn't have a helicopter waiting to shuttle them around Manhattan is a low life anyway.
"I don't travel by cabs much, but when I do, I like to stab the driver" – William Bryan Jennings
Stay bloodthirsty, my friends!
'A man who murders another shortens by a few brief years the life of a human being; but he who votes to increase the burden of debts upon the people of the United States assumes a graver responsibility."–William Jennings Bryan(The Jury, Feb 1890)
The banker, like his near-namesake, has more regard for greater injustices than mere murder. Debts, foreigners….whatever.
Most important of all, if you are a banker:
"He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor."
This is, of course, also the essence of the Romney economy.
Job creators should not have to pay fares, any more than they should pay taxes.
Is not paying a cabbie, after stabbing him a violation of SEC regs?
If not, Bill J. Bryan is in the clear…
The real damage would have been if the cabbie had gotten blood on his custom-made Saville row silk banker shirt!!!
Come on, at least Mr. Jennings didn't order the cabby to run over any urchins who might have darted out in front of his carriage.
ODESSA STEPS LIBEL !!!11!!!
I'm sure Pen Pendleton is what my Dad would call a "Chinless Wonder". Not sure what it means, but it feels good to say it.
Patrick Bateman libel!
Jennings alibi was that he to drop off some video tapes.
Este continua a tradição do 1% superior da América usando os 99% do resto de nós, como capachos.
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I dunno. I still can't quite get used to tildes over vowels. Español es diffícil sufficiente para mi.
In his defense…
No, never mind.
The checkered history of bankers is marathon. No surprise their cab etiquette is cutting edge.
You wascally funster punster!
What's black and brown and looks good on a banker?
A doberman. (it was a lawyer joke, but I think this works, too, also.)
hi poo want to bem my friend? loser
nuss
calada
hi
what is happening here??? Rebecca- lots of spammers or kids?
Or Portugese trolls?
One dull-witted troll, with a few IDs too many.
Fucking cab drivers…
I'm feeling stabby
I think the tubez of the internets have been diverted.
Seriously–WTF is up tonight?
dood, I dunno. I'm only on my first Jim Beam. Perhaps after a few more, this'll make sense. I'm trying to squeeze in a little coding before settling down to yell at the TV, watching the Tigers-Yanks game. Go tiggers, or anyone but the yanks.
Argentina has the best soccer team in the world.
Bitches!
Dude, I don't fucking know. They're not supposed to be able to get in here without approval, which they did not get. Did you know that Intense Debate literally will not let you even file a eticket or whatever? There is literally no way to get help with them. They don't even have a twitter. Fuck if I know what to do :(
Looks like there's a contact form, but it's closed until Monday:
http://support.intensedebate.com/contact-closed/
Chet, it's ALWAYS closed till Monday. Including on Monday.
Monday, Monday? Their mamas and papas shoulda kept these kids at home.
Site parado, lá faz um tempão kkkkkk
He was carrying only a two-and-a-half inch blade? What kinda wuss ass bankster is this?
micro penis
Que?
If only he'd watched American Psycho on a bigger flat screen he would have known to use a bigger blade.
"That's not a knife!"
Allez vous faire enculer, puto trolls.
Is it me you're looking for
Oh yeah? Well we will VOTE AGAINST YOU! Ha ha ha!!!!1
With Votes!!!! Not sure if that's how it works. But ha, nutz-de-truck.
This is a mad house! A MAD HOUSE!1!
New people scare meh
STOP IT. IT'S HARD.
Fique na sua gay bear
cristina rocha loves cock
And you love big cock
There's never a banhammer around when you need one…
Indeed. I just got here. What the fuck is going on? Rebecccccccaaaaaaaaa!
It's cool. Random Brazilians came to visit and mingle among the Wonketteers. I think the snark scared some of them at first.
It really isn't cool. We get maybe a post or two on a Saturday, and for this to be the last post of the day, to have it invaded like this isn't cool, at all. I'm not enjoying this, especially since the Saturday night topic was pretty good, this time, with a lot of snark value to it.
No, I'm not enjoying this, at all.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I LEAVE FOR ONE GODDAMN SATURDAY NIGHT
suk me.
me 2.
meet me out back. big dick. your mouth.
you're late. get me a margarita.
Oooh! Free blow jobs in the kitchen!! Is abuelita removing her dentures this time?
It's the October surprise – Willard has unleashed the Mittborgs on Wonkette.
NO FRIEND! It VISIT SOME BRAZILIAN TRAVELLERS!
World Net Daily rejects.
Mittborg libel!
bend over and we'll see.
FINNISH THE DANG FENCE!!!
Forget the fence, we need a pirahna-filled moat!
Where's actor? Those little finns remind me of him.
Tits or GTFO.
I have to use a google tradutor here. Anybody helps me? I want sex.
We all do, Cristina. We all do.
be carefull, shes are a man, if you can understand me…
Oh, I love so much. Catch me now
"Com um rosto como o de que você não tem nada para falar sobre …"
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and you should find beautiful is not it? Take care of your ordinary life
Eu sou linda e gostosoa e poderosa, morra de inveja
I'm beautiful and sexy and powerful, die of envy
hahaha peguei
/mas eu sou mesmo kkkk, inveja mata
Aren't most New York cab drivers from a foreign country? They move here to the land of 'freedom' to try to better their lot in life and a rich bastard pulls a shiv on them?
He might not be able to squeeze blood out of a stone, but cabbies work just fine.
Only slightly OT, today I've clicked on Romney ads about 15 times. He has to pay every time I click. Only once did I actually look at anything. Did y'all know he's going to create 12 million jobs? what a nice man. I bet he hasn't stabbed any Egyptians in at least a month.
Well, now he only has to create 11,999,985 jerbs.
Stop that! You'll grow hair on your palms.
*He* has to pay? OK, my plans for the next four weeks are set…
RMoney plans on helping Israel bomb future NYC cabbies (nuclear scientists who can't get teaching jobs at Columbia due to lack of proper accreditation) who hail from Isfahan, if elected.
God, this is as inane as the Friday night chatter on Slate.
WTF is happening?
Just keep them away from The Daily Beast blog.
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Is it even a crime to stab a cabbie in NY anymore, I mean: Bloomberg.
Castiel and Bear is a fagot, he loves cock
u came to the right place.
But i dont like, Castiel likes your little cock
kkkkkkkkkkkk shut up
I'll never forget the night Wonkette was taken over by the cast of a Brazilian telenovela.
I will.
Well, it's not nearly as good as "Uga Uga," but then what ever has been?
Well, there was bunga bunga once upon a time.
E você veio parar aqui?
No, it wasn't a dream- and you were there, and you were there…
It's so fresh in my mind.
The word you're looking for is "cantarolar."
she told me you were. that's why we prepped the basememt room 4 u.
No worries, I can spot an internet tranny a mile away, got burned on that once. Off topic: who are you people?
I'm a diva and you trash
SPEAK AMERICAN!!!
i speak english, no American donkey
kkkkkkkkkkkkkthxbai
What do you mean? I am higher than the Lord Jesus Himself, and I can't understand you. I speak English, No American, Donkey? WTF is American? Donkey? How about I get another bloodymary and and and and and and AND not still get where you are coming from.
Perhaps this banker is available to shank some Brazilian trolls.
With votes!!
We can't afford American trolls. Go easy on 'em…
Que isso em Cristina
estou me enturmando amor
Cristina vai sair do bbb []sim []claro
nao
"You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold. But stick a shiv in a towlehead? Meh."
–William Bryan Jennings
Samba if you can
i can , and u can?
ROFL
This is why we can't have nice things.
Editrix, help! The Brazillians are scary…
and mean.
I think I'm in the right place, but everything feels so wrong. Where is my wonkette?
Still here. Just a little more crowded with all our new friends! Not sure how Santana from Glee got here, though.
(:
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The 2016 Olympics marketing team thought this would be a hit.
I think we need to group together. For instance: do all bankers carry knives? Discuss.
I think they are called shivs in prison. Oh wait, bankers don't go to prison, do they?
Rilly. I suppose in Republican, I mean, white collar prison, they're sterling silver butter knives?
They have friends who own prisons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00jjc-WtZI
Here you guys go
Follow me is not going to make an attempt on the country of you
Building weather large tire? Oh, point! Tarp see load me strongly. Also.
Gah, even the old Breirbart trolls were more entertaining.
How do we know that it is not the same clown?
Because if it were, he'd already be following our ID profiles by now. That shithead doesn't change his M.O., he's not very bright.
All yer sex talk iz belong to us.
im bored, going out, bye
calado seu lixo, vc que ta procurando e ate achou, kkkkkkkkk
ja vc fica na seca kkk
and do not forget, follow me pls :D
I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian overlords.
I am still here bitches. And I know everytihg.
Oh that's good. Now shut up and go find a male, fagot
Did the bankers just pay their children to troll Wonkette? Effin' bankers, hate them all.
kkkk, me too
yay, i finally figured out how to have an avatar in this damn place!
And that is a scary one….
Bad hair day. Don't be judgey.
Don't change!
I guess Biden had a better night than we thought…
Still doesn't beat the summer of 87 though.
For the non-WTF trolls still here–from the Bloomberg article:
I’m aware that the charges are being dropped,” Detective Chester Perkowski of the Darien, Connecticut, police department said today in an interview. He declined to comment further.
Translation–he is *pissed* off. Can't say I blame him…
How can they drop the charges? Oh yeah. There are different laws for the rich.
The golden rule trumps a yellow cab every time. That might be as good as I've got tonight, folks, hope it helped.
It might even be cheaper to pay the bribes than the fines.
Her name is Rio and she dances in the saaaand
Fuck you for the earworm, trolls. x(
Fuck you bitch, please
Dios Mio!! Aye Yi Yi!!
Here are many animals.
Ban hammer please.
One must imagine Sisyphus happy…
Huh. I always assumed we would be taken over by the Chinese. Whatever.
I guess the Chinese have higher standards – they outsourced the takeover to Brazilians. All that fucking Rosetta Stone Chinese down the drains now.
The banker has got it wrong. He is one that is supposed to be on the business end of a pitch fork named Pokey.
Unfortunately, the revolution has not yet started.
Kilmeade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's Kilmeade!!!!!!!!
Or Kilmeade's low-cost Brazilian equivalent.
I find this all very difficult to fap to.
Sooo, I'm bored riding the bus so I thought I would figure out what this kkkkkkk nonsense was. Apparently it's like LOL? I fucking HATE people who use LOL and I believe I will add people who use kkkkkkk to the list. I will determine I I am going to laugh out loud, thank you very much.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!1
It's unfortunate when they only use 3 k's.
I was thinking mebbe they were extra racist.
Too bad they can't just use k squared.
Oh shit! Is that what ' LOL' means?
¡jajajajaja!
Maybe the kkkkk is like Smedley the dog snickering? I prefer the venerable ha ha myself.
Cackling on the interwebs? After all, It's getting close to Halloween.
You refer to the Muttley Chuckle, I believe.
Ah, yes! I stand corrected.
Only RETARDS use k's….
I figured that kkkkkkkk was the sign of the new super klan. My silly filters
I'm on fire. I want a firefighter to delete it
Oh god yes delete me! Delete me! Delete me!
"Put it out", not "delete". Or maybe delete.
Ela veio ao lugar certo!
We all want things we can't have, Cristina. I want a house made out of candy and for my parents to get back together but you don't see me complaining about it to strangers on the internet, right?
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But I can have whatever I want because I'm beautiful and sexy. Look at me dear.
Que isso Cristina Que isso kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk .
kkkkkkkkkkk, interação
Our visitors apparently were tutored in English by Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth. http://youtu.be/m_mDTLphIVY
Oh my God.
Não foi pelo google tradutor mesmo!!
LOL!!! LOL!!! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
shut up
Good night people :)
Oi Suzana , parabéns! Hoje Almas Entrelaçadas estava ótimo .
Obrigada Davi, eu vi seus comentários, agradeço muito a presença :)
hello diva
Bitch caliente do nosso país : http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba…
kkkk
esqueceu de por link seu
Esqueci de por o da sua mãe , pena que ela não tem intensedebate.
kkkkkkkk
a tipica brasileira kkkkk
Bitch Caliente e folgosa : http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba…
Good Night Bitches
Hey people, do you guys would like to read a brazilian soap opera ? Just click on my name, there is the link, if you can't understand, maybe google translator can adjust it :)
I can't speak for others, but I would like it if you and your spammy friends found subspace else to troll.
I'm not trolling, just wanna know other people, I swear, that's not my intention.
So, go elsewhere and enjoy.
Almas Entrelaçadas, a brazilian soap opera, I'm the writer, hope you enjoy :)
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
Rush Limbaugh's discussion forum would likely yield a plethora of takers.
Ela é muito cobiçada no Brasil .
Muito Famosa
isso mesmo lindo
I am not selling dear
Oh, you want to pay FOR sex? Now I understand what brought you here. Wonketteers are fucking hawt.
Cinico, safado e sem-vergonha. Respeite uma dama de familia.
Cynical, shameless and brazen. Respect a lady of family.
Christina larga de fazer barraco nos states!!!
I don't tangle with lot lizards no more, nuh-uh. learned my lesson that one time in Cheyene.
Do they speak Portuguese in Costa Rica?
Close enough, no?
no donkey
LOL! Somos do Brasil mesmo!!!!
Perhapth they thpeak Cathtilian?
You are juth tho thenthitive!
Amercianos vcs sabiam que não exite mulher feia, existe mulher que não conhece os produtos jequiti
ahahahahahe
Please visit redstate.com
Yes, they like Brazilian ladymen a lot and have lots of money to spend.
And if that gets old, there's always Breitbart's sites.
Oh please, YES! This on million times. lol
BTW, you can pay them a friendly visit, here:
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
Make sure to mention redstate.com
THIS IS WHERE THEY GET THEIR P-NESS.
Hmmm.
It's where they're losing it, now.
no ugly women, there is no woman who knows the products Jequiti
Absolutely True, Jequiti rules.
SÓ CUSTA 50 DOLLARES .
Ela é HOT :
http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba…
kkkk
Saturday Night Wonkette!
Woo! Get about as oiled as a diesel train…
It's alright for stabbing…Saturday Night!
~
I never thought I'd see Brazil launch an invasion of one of my favorite blogs. Is this a direct challenge to Nigeria's domination of the Interwebs?
Hello friend we just estmaos visiting the blog of you there in our're just a bummer!
Doesn't bode well for the Olympics in 2016, does it?
Were we bad?
Did we bring this on ourselves somehow?
Or… is it simply President Obama's fault?
're not just visiting the blog
I went to a play last night, "Fuddy Meers", where one of the characters has a stroke and is difficult to understand. I feel the same way, reading some of the English here tonight. You've gotta know the rules to break them!
U.S. manipulated his die
Thank you. I rest my case.
I WANT THE NEW WORLD ORDER
The new order, I want the world.
Aw, crap.
I'm on my third G&T, and by god if our new brazillian overlords aren't starting to make alot sense to me.
Sayyy…. didn't the Krell come from the southern hemisphere of their planet?
Davi Carrossel 1 dollar hour to sex…
Vou passar as fotos da sua mãe;.
I Love Selena Gomez <3
♫I I Love you like a love song baby ..♫
YESSSSS
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Come on over! Yeah, no rest for the yanks. Nice that they have a 40 year old pitcher who took HGH for at least as long as it took him to recover from an injury. Maybe if I had started taking HGH and testosterone in my mid 30s I'd be pitching tonight too…
I didn't come here to troll, I'm not this kind of person.
Then be a peach and go away.
You're sooo polite …
When people ask of me
"What would you like to be,
Now that you're not a kid anymore?"
I know just what to say,
I answer right away
"There's just one thing that I'm wishing for,
I WANNA BE BOBBY"S GIRL!!!"
QUEM VAI QUERER? ELA É UMA BITCH DE LUXO FAMOSA NO BRASIL http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba…
Sorry , Bye Bye .
Jequiti rules !!
Pessoal ,vamos parar de Troll , coitados .
Sorry !!!!
Is stabbing bankers a crime?
Sorry, we will not troll.
Sorry, Bye Bye
Oh my God, you guys are offending Brazil, that's sooo unfair.
love love
Dilma Rousseff – President of Brazil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilma_Rousseff
Awesome! I'm saving that one.
That's an awful lot of forehead for not a lot of face.
I hope our new Brazilian overlords don't find out about World Net Daily or The Daily Beast where we really let our hair down.
Ok, guys, on the count of three, everyone yell "goal" to distract them.
One.
Two.
Three…
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll!!!
Goooooooool !!!!! é do Corinthians!!!!
não é do Mengão
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll!!!! do Mengão!
hello
Hello Geraldo Luiz , Hey Galo Willian <3
oii
ignorado
Nooo, we've just answered you :)
oi suzana, vc por aqui.. divulguei nosso site
"Indonesia for the Indonesians!"
Who likes of pretty little liars'm a fan?
I love it.
2
Let's comment about the post ?
Corinthians are only good for their leather anyway…
Not true.
The Corinthians is going to be world champion clubs! can write!
Stabbing ethnic cab drivers ? That's ridiculous, seriously.
where the Americans are gone?
They're here.
Sim, estamos aqui. :)
I Love Selena Gomez <3
♫I I Love you like a love song baby ..♫
I LOVE
I LOVE RACHEL BERRY
I hate ethnic discrimination.
garoto de programa
I do not know! and the Google translator does not know! LOL! Kkkkkkk!
Só putaria, heim. KKKKK
Bye American Friends!
Bye Bye ! :*
Será que vamos nos encontrar de novo? :(
sempre vamos vir aqui para vos visitar..
we always come here to visit you ..
Sorry guys for the words, Follow me in intense debate now :)
Where were the Americans?
I LOVE BURBERRY.
Neoyorquino no TV Máxima!!!
Oh my God, let's take a look.
Sim, como parte de nosso programa de intercâmbio internacional. ;)
That's awesome.
What TV channel do you guys prefer ? ABC, CBS, NBS, FOX or THE CW ?
tem uma pessoa daqui comentando sua novela!!!
I'm partial to TEN, myself.
you've heard of network TV record
watch it I recommend
That's the best you can do, congratulations :)
American guys like to talk about TV ?
I don't know :(
Sorry – Wonkette is a mommy blog. We usually only talk about TruckNutz and butt sex.
It is Brazil where the nuts come from, isn't it? What is going on here, people?
Yeah, no one knows what the fuck is going on. Perhaps we were all wrong and this is the first tribulation?
Thank you for what will be one of my new favorite retorts.
"NUT IS YOU!"
New wonkette meme…..
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Nut is you, Truck!
I love Brazil nuts. According to Wikipedia, they are called "castanhas-do-Pará" in Brazil. Which, I suppose, makes sense, because otherwise they'd just be "nuts", and honestly, where's the sense in that?
However, I have no clue what is going on.
They call them Nigger-toes in Texas, of course they do.
And Georgia and Tennessee and Alabama…need I go on?
I'm black and since learning this,I go out of my way to use "nigger toes"
That shit shuts down an unwanted convo at a bar when you ask if they serve them.
I was completely gobsmacked when I first heard that , when I lived in Texas, used by educated people.
Um, just some stuff. You know. A bunch of random Brazilian people showed up. That's all. I think they're lost.
No lost is you
Nut is you!
In America, you fuck ass.
In Brazil, ass fucks YOU!!
Tonight we are all pobre bastardos.
I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian Tranny Overlords.
is an honor to be able to discuss with you. I invite you to comment on our page with us in Brazil: http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
Hello , The Usa has to end injustice
Yes. Brazil too.
O POVO TA FAZENDO BARRACO ATÉ AQUI?
não, estamos comentando civilizadamente, pelo menos eu, o daniel e a suzana
AFINAL O QUE QUE É ISSO?
We are in a exchange program, for us to adquire nem culture sir :)
NOSSA QUE CHIQUE DESCULPA AI EM KKKKKKKKK
I'm so thankful for guys have visited TV Máxima, fell free to come back and comment with us :)
You seem very nice. I just worry about your marketing department. Good luck with the show!
Thanks :)
What ? Marketing departmente ? What's to worry about :?
It's just that this website is devoted to left-wing United States politics — it's a very strange place to suddenly have a bunch of commenters from a Brazilian telenovela appear!
Surreal feels like the right word.
The hateful language some people were using earlier, like gay slurs and other insults. We are cynics here but mostly friendly with one another.
Don't worry, we know them for a long time, but we are different :)
GENTE O QUE QUE É ISSO?
COMO VCS CHEGARAM ATÉ AQUI?
EU TO CONFUSO
Secret sir.
Visitor people: We're not Americans, we're Kenyans.
Kenyan Muslins, even.
I've never been there, so I don't have any first-hand knowledge with which to form an informed opinion. I do remember your beautiful women's beach volleyball team though, and I approve heartily.
Today's Brazilian takeover has been brought to you by the letter "K."
This should irritate them: futebol é estúpido…futebol americano é um esporte de homens real.
This one seems nice, can I keep her?
Spammers who don't promote Viagra and loan refinancing ????? I love these guys!!!
If the Tigers win it all, will Romney say he backed them from the beginning? Nice 6th inning, three more to go.
Yeah, I'm glad I checked in on the game. Watch Mittens say something insipid about that homer having been the right height in 3…2…1…
gente eles são quenianos!
Quer dize que não são americanos!!??
Boa noite, maravilhosos amigos brasileiros! I think Brazil is awesome, particularly their use of so much clean-burning bio-diesel fuel. And Carnival — that kicks ass. But I have to admit that this is a really strange way to meet a bunch of Brazilian commenters.
If you don't intend to troll, then what brings you to suddenly comment on Wonkette? It just seems very weird.
(Also, I hope Google Translate did not horribly mangle my greeting!)
also visit our website, there is a translator especially for you: http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
I appreciate it! I still wonder, though, of all the websites out there, why choose Wonkette? Just at random?
we wanted to comment on a site in another country. A friend of ours has indicated this and we are here.
I ALSO ASK ME THAT
WE ARE BRAZILIAN LEAGUE NOT EVEN HALF DOIDINHOS
BUT WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE
Half-doidinhos ? hahahaha
I THINK YES
WAS PERHAPS THE KKK
THIS SITE IS ABOUT WHAT?
SITEM MAXIMUM THE TV AND TV ARE FOCUS ON TELEVISION
We commented THERE
This site is about left-wing politics. We make fun of the right-wing, the Republicans, the bankers, the Tea Party, racists, homophobes, Sarah Palin, et cetera.
DO NOT WORRY WE'RE ALL IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU ARE VERY KIND, I'm VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ALL IN RECEIVE ACCORDINGLY, WE ARE SPECIALIZED IN SITES commentators TELEVISION, AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME IN BRAZIL
Oh I'm so thankful :) Visit our web-site and comment with us :)
ISSO AI SUZANINHA
AGORA VAI TER QUE ESCREVER ALMAS ENTRELAÇADAS EM INGLÊS TAMBÉM!
thank you for the reception saw the tv maxima and discuss with us
Now in our web-site we have a translator, for you guys fell free to comment with us and both understand :)
Take me to your leader.
I am very good friends with a Brazilian from Rio. His name is Juan. Do you know him?
I have not, but I let him crash at my place when he was visiting the states. I should since he totally owes me a solid.
Do you guys like Star Wars ?
I prefer Star Trek myself.
The old ones, yes. The ones with Jar-Jar . . . not so much.
I prefer MST3K.
What is that, a spinoff of Star Whores?
OT: Good news, denizens of these Wonkettes. PPP has Obama up 51-46, which is actually a very slight increase from the poll they took two weeks ago. Rocky Mountain (a slightly Dem-friendly) poll has Obama up 44-42 in Arizona – yes, blood-red Arizona – which substantiates earlier polls showing this state as competitive. They've actually been pretty good at predicting past presidential elections because they seem to be able to reach the state's hispanic population better than other pollsters.
Whether the Arizona poll is realistic or not, I hope Dems run with it as shamelessly as Republicans run with polls from their pollsters. lol
kkkkkkkk
Off topic? How dare you go off topic on a night like this!
No need to apply the OT tag tonight, think of it as an open thread. So, what is your favorite Brazilian telenovella?
Is…is…it over, yet?
**peeks head over rampart**
I wish we were as environmentally conscious of Brazil, but I am from Chicago so I have to admit I'm a bit disappointed that you got the Olympics. :)
Brazilian friends, we are having an election here in November. Can you send some people to make sure that our election and is fair and legal?
HERE IN BRAZIL WE USE ELECTRONIC URN
IS A VERY EASY WAY TO VOTE AND SPREAD RESULTS
BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU
HOPE VOTE RIGHT!
Well said, Igor.
OBRIGADO SUZANA
The problem with our electronic urns is that they are owned by right wing companies. We don't trust them, because they steal the vote. Obrigado.
I was thinking : Or , if not, can they register immediately and get mail-in ballots……………
Hope you make the best choice :)
All right fine. Might as well take advantage of this bizarre situation.
What do you people think of the reelection of Hugo Chavez?
I THINK WRONG
BECAUSE HE ALREADY FULFILLED TWO ANDATOS
HERE IN BRAZIL OUR PRESIDENT LULA WAS VERY WANTED
STILL AFTER HE LEFT HIS SECOND TERM
OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE TO ANOTHER
DAI CALL NOW WE HAVE A PRESIDENT DILMA
wrong, the elections there should be equal to four backlight here in Brazil in four years
くそったれ or भवता भवत्या wait what is…
My brain hurts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCPIrs90eg
Ah, the best justice money can buy. God bless America.
If that ain't too fucking cute, I don't know what is. Now, excuse me while I vomit at the audacity of his parents, and his mugshot smirk, and, most of all, his gross abuse of his wealth and power.
Love the Joltin' Joe avatar.
"This fucking guy!"
I think I'm having an episode, time ta take my brain meds!
That's also what Bo said, and we knows he's seen everything.
the World Cup will be in Brazil you will come here to cheer us?
EM GERALDO
MAS DEIXA CLARO QUE NÃO É PARA GANHAREM DA GENTE
Hope so :)
Can I stay with you?
Believe me, I wish I could afford to!
yes believe but because you can not come?
you buying?
buying what?
The trip.
The booze and teh maconha legal.
What do you guy think about Obama ?
We will vote for him.
Relax, everybody. Our new Brazilian friends are awesome. They even called me Gringo. Everything is cool. Let's get back to drinking and snarky comments.
Thanks :)
THANK KKK
HOPE HAS NOT been upset I HAVE FOR YOU CALLED GRINDO
WELCOME
WE LOVE NEW PEOPLE
No problem. Please know that is is almost impossible for me to be offended (by anything).
I am following you in intense debate
Tank you
Thank you
Brazil is far too awesome a nation for this shit.
Disney Land is over rated.
Getting a "Brazilian wax" is very popular among North American women . . . :)
Enjoying a "Brazilian wax" is very popular amont North American men.
I think we may not be on the same territory here. By "enjoying," I was referring to thatch free cunnilingus…but that's just me.
This used to happen on another blog I used to frequent a few years back, but they were Russians.
Okay
I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE
And we're not ENCOMODANDO
I bet North Korean spammers wouldn't be fun at all.
Rescued THIS SITE ON FAVOURITES
SEMPRRE POWER THAT I COME HERE TO VISIT YOU
HOPE OUR SITES ALSO VISIT
WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON TV AND TV IN FULL
I do like Sepultura, Chaos A.D. kicked ass
Do you Bazilions like gladiator movies…?
All your favelas are belong to us.
Yes
I don't know, let me take a look, but I know for sure many brazilians love it.
Go Dallas Cowboy win Baltimore Ravens
A tip for our new Brazilian friends: When you laugh using "kkkkk" you should know that there was (and still is in some places) a horribly racist and violent group here known as the KKK. Look up Ku Klux Klan and you'll understand. When you laugh use more than 3 k's.
THANK did not know
sorry did not know that
Oh my God, I swear I didn't know that, ''hahaha'' it's much better, don't you think ?
I think it would be better with people not like you. Me sorry. :(
You all make us sad for Brazil. You're disrespectfulness makes us most sad!
They mean it's expensive to come to Brazil for the worldcup :(
I'd like to sorry for those brazilians guys that come first and offended you :(
Wonkette, methinks it's time for a blogwar. If we can find out where they are from on the internet, perhaps we could practice our broken Portuguese on them, and see how they like it…
A blog war most awesome, anyone?
We will travel to Sao Paulo, bearing a solitary gift…a book, entitled To Serve Brazilian Man…
Do you guys like Harry Potter movies and books ? I love it.
eu adoro Harry Potter
GENTE QUANDO FOR RIR COM KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
USAR MAIS DE 3 K'S
POIS AQUI EXISTE UM GRUPO RACISTA TERRIVELMENTE VIOLENTOS CONHECIDOS COM 3K'S SEGUIDOS
NÃO IREI PRONUNCIAR AQUI
É verdade, muito tenso.
This whole blog can be shipped to Manaus. No one has lost any.
Hello American Friends , Hello Brasilian Friends .
hello davi how are things in focus tv ?
HELLO DAVI
Hello Davi :)
Brazil need death penalty
Only in specific cases, of course.
Oh god, you do not even know how much I agree with this, tonight. Not even a fucking inkling. lol
Paz e boa noite.
Thank You
BOA NOITE AMIGO
BOA SORTE NA PAZ
E NAS ELEIÇÕES
Thanks so much friend :)
this case got dismissed why, exactly?
because it's okay to call a taxi, make them drive you a long-ass way, not pay them, and then stab them?
what, are we all jack nicholson now?
Jennings thought the cab driver was talking to him.
oi
Hello
Ratinho, da uma olhada na novela, hoje você barbarizou hahaha
vou ver
Hello friend Ratinho ! <3
eles comentaram no TV Máxima, Davi.. vc viu?
so i have this idea that mom was out at dinner having a fab cocktail or three with sarah b and all the lovely ladies of wonkette and they were toasting, i don't know, the shuttle making it over the 405 and then all sorts of brazilian hell / wonder breaks loose and now she has to fucking stay up ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.
or maybe mom was just bored with us and asked them to liven things up?
either way: change is a coming.
hello
hello, how are you ?
What are their teams in the NFL ?
Detroit Lions. They are not doing well this year.
Dallas Cowboys
NO! NO! NO!
http://pt.wikipedia.org/
Us it.
oh and btw, the fuck happened to vincent garber and why is he stabbing some egyptian cabbie in CT?
NOVELS YOU LIKE?
HERE IN BRAZIL IS THE NATIONAL VICE
ESPECIALLY AS THE GLOBE AND NOVELS TELEVISA
HERE IS A NOVEL IN BRAZIL BRAZIL CALL AVENUE
AND IS TOO
ALMOST ALL ASSIST
Hi American friends, I'm David, I live in Sao Paulo, Brazil
I am curious: how do people in Brazil see the United States, given the last four years with Obama as president? Has he been a big improvement over Bush, or have you not seen much of a change?
And as for television: I like Doctor Who, Star Trek (all of them), Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, M*A*S*H, The West Wing… my five-year-old daughter likes The Powerpuff Girls and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Do. Not. Seriously. Engage.
For the love of god, stop it.
It's kinda fun. They're mostly nice and it is random and hilarious for them all to just show up like this. Not cool on a debate night though.
WE LOVE GIRLS SUPER POWERFUL
WHAT ABOUT OBAMA THINK HE A GOOD PRESIDENT
AT LEAST BETTER THAN BUSH
Brazilians regard the United States as a dream, everybody dreams of going to Disnay.
I think the USA is a huge country, has a rich culture, I love Los Angeles, New York, movies, song, Hollywood, Disney World, but some times it freaks me out, like what happened in Iraq.
powerpuff girls love obama is a great president
You seemed to have hit their sweet spot with Powerpuff Girls. Who knew Brazilians would love a few ladies with no tits, ass, or even fingers?
Vote for Alice out http://www.criarenquete.com.br/3156210-quem-voce-…
And For Cristina
Hey, anyone in Brazil seen Mitt Romney's tax returns?
Americans, you know the novel 'Rebel', the Mexican Televisa?
We live in São Paulo, do you guys know this city ?
I have always wanted to visit São Paulo, it sounds pretty.
I do, and also Curitaba, home of Anderson Silva, my favorite fighter. I hope to go there one day.
Almost moved there when I was nine (we ended up settling in Caracas, Venezuela). Why do you ask?
Guys, I have to sleep, Good Night!
Bye Friends!
Boa noite.
COMO A VIDA É BELA NÉ POVO DO TVM E DO TVF
COM O GOOGLE TRANSLATE TODO MUNDO FALANDO INGLÊS SKSKSKSK
São Paulo is near Rio de Janeiro, but our city is much more focused in economy.
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
Must be doing something right, Trolls are coming out of the woodwork.
Few realize that after Pele retired, he became Brazil's number one cabbie-stabbist.
True story.
The boys from that place make me scurrd
What pisses me off is they all seem to have bigger p-nesses than I do. I worked hard for this measly 104, and they waltz in here with their ill-gotten 122s and their snooty 134s, having never labored over a quip or a bon mot in their lives. Harrumph!!
How do you think I feel? I've been towing the 99/100 line for what feels like forever and it takes a special kind of drunk to remain somewhat witty while in a total blackout.
I'm fistin' ya like there's no tamarraw, Captain. She cannae hold any more!
Oooh… keep it coming, I CAN TAKE IT.
I feel your pain.
Prolly from puking up 500 posts a day. They obviously spend what little time they have left fisting one another.
One big circle jerk.
Really.
Harrumph indeed!
I love it, but how many is a brazillian?
All of them Katie!
Forgive me.
This is information retrieval not information dispersal.
Hey, Wonkette, they still totally have the down-fist, over there:
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no…
Go to fucking town…for the kkkks.
Blogwar!!!
Hey folks.
Wonkette Without Borders is the greatest thing ever ever ever
/surveys scene
/one eyebrow raise
/both eyebrows raise
Lionel Messi, best in the world!
The fuck is this shit?
Tigers may, just may, pull this one out of the fire. Up by 2 in the 12th!
WAIT. Billy?
Game, shmame!
I am grief-stricken.
My beautiful Derek Jeter has a broken ankle, and will be out for 3 months.
That was a tough break to watch.
http://www.businessinsider.com/derek-jeter-tampa-… I think he will be OK.
The poor broke bastard! forget the fucking ankle, I'd sell my entire left FOOT for that kinda bank.
Classy.
A.K.A. "St. Jetersburg"
Winter just gave way to spring south of the equator, and folks appear to be frisky. What's the Portuguese for "snark"?
Dear new friends from afar. Did you know that if you use the Amazon.com link to the right we could all benefit from your purchases and Wonkette will thrive from your consideration? Then we can all be friends and I will upfist you all night. Thanks for being here with us.
I love it when you talk dirty!
I love it when you talk.
I love you.
So what's up with all the folks with the avatars looking like Sofia Vergara? Usually that means short fat men looking for but sects.
Oooh, Brazilians!
Never mind!
I'm so proud of you guys, but the lowest number I've seen over there is a -2. We can do better than that; show them that we can troll with the best of them; show them some American hospitality. CHARGE!
Poor Suzana. A minute of research and none of this would have ever happened. kkkkk
Oh, yeah, something something something crucify something something something Cross of Gold something something something knifecrime a banker something something with votes. Also. Também.
Sooo… Is the invasion over now? What the fuck were we talking about?
Oh yeah, the cab driver that got stabbed. 700 comments in, I'm finally on topic and all I have to say is that it's bad when rich people get away with stabbing cab drivers. Ugh.
I, for one, welcome our Brazlian overlords.
Serious question: do they have TrukNutz in Brazil?
No, but the next best thing: I can't tell you how many times you'll see Brazilian guys grabbing their junk in public.
I find it rather entertaining. Your results may vary.
They have donkey balls in Hawaii.
No. They have "Trunk Nuts" in Brazil. Eponymous Trunk Nuts at that.
Yeah, like this!
But are they as useful as trunk monkeys?
I don't know. But they do have Mudflap Girls in Messsico.
As a gringo who speaks a tiny bit of Portuguese, I'm as confused as anybody else by this Brazilian invasion.
For the record, "kkkkkkkk" translates in Portuguese texting, internet etc. as "hahahahahhahaha".
Oi gente! Bemvindo, mais por favor nao abusa a nossa website.
Carry on.
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/KKK this is what kkk translates to us.
Release the hogs of war!
So Darien is home to The Bank Dick…on the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia
Makes me think of this
http://xkcd.com/591/
Do Brazilian bond-underwriting chiefs stab Argentinian cabbies for the lulz* (*Luiz Inácio Lulazzzzzzzz da Silva), too?
Well, these Brazilians, are they sexy? Might help a bit.
After the Brazilians, if you experience mild itching try a medicated talc before putting on your underwear.
William Bryan Jennings was obviously named after William Jennings Bryan, the Prairie Populist, the man who said "Thou shalt not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, thou shalt not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold," presumably by his parents, who are currently rolling over in their graves.
Trolls!!! I missed all the excitement, but it's O.K. I've been training. I'm ready.
/swooshy tv dream music/
/rubs eyes and yawns/
/stretch/
Wha? Wha happened? I had the weirdest dream last night, guys, that a posse of Brazillians invaded wonkett!!! Isn't that the craziest dream evah?!
Must equal zero.
Dang, instead of watching football last night I coulda been in here, helping our Brazilian guests hone their English language skills, in the spirit of international friendship and cooperation; you know, hands across the water and all that shit. Oh well, despite their being in the stupid fucking SEC, both the LSU and the A&M games were pretty fun to watch.
The tiny knife was only a stopgap, banker was probably texting the kitchen to bring out the Honyaki but the cabbie got there earlier than expected….
Brazillian Invasion?! I was told there would be Samba Butts! Mile after mile of Samba Butts…
Beads?
I missed all the Brazillian trolls, or whatever, sadface, I was too busy playing video games, as always.
Anyway, I just stopped by here to say that William Bryan Jennings clearly does not refuse to help crucify cabbykind on a cross of gold.
Morgan Stanley, Stanley Morgan–can't figure out who is doing who.
Why do fucking people live in NYC and want to drive fucking cars?
Take the milk train to Darien, dumbass…
Um yea didn't you poors know that the Amex Black Card comes with an annual "Get Out of Jail Free" pass? You can also use your companion pass for an accomplice when they are charged with an equal or lesser crime. Martha Stewart refused to pay the annnual fee and look what happened..
kkkkkkkkkkk, vai pro quarto com ele
vai você quenga kkk,
kkkkkk
ele ja reservou com vc
They hate spam :(
how so?
They offended me when I was trring to explain our soap opera :(
LOGICAL SUZANA
If you know THE PEOPLE OF TVF
IRAM PERCEIVE HaHaHaHa
OUR VERY INTERESTING
YOU ARE PLENTY OF INTELLECTUAL
NE INTERESTING, YOU ARE THE POLICY OF LEFT
We talked about TELEVISION AND KKKK
I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE
Vamos comentar nessa pagina, acho que vocês americanos a conhecem (We shall comment on this page, I think you know the Americans ..)
Yes , Spoke the truth
Let me take a look.
Mitt Ratinho? No. Um. Rodeo?
Nooooooo!!!!
Correction. "I am curious:".
I've never been, but would love to go.
http://www.spinner.com/2009/11/10/fergie-pees-her…
"I had a few drinks before going on stage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom. We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know …" run that through the translator.
Kkkkkkkkkkk, queria nem riir
Ratinho cê fala inglês que é uma beleza…
Were these the same folks that tried to jew you down?
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