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Bankers, Please Feel Free To Stab Any Cab Driver You Wish

william bryan jennings, cabbie stabberWhen we were a little kid and someone asked us the inevitable “what do you want to be when you grow up?” we usually said something like “a movie star!” But in retrospect, we probably should have said “gainfully employed,” or, in the event that we were aiming super high, “a banker!” because bankers appear to have one of the best gigs on earth: it’s gravy all day long, what with all the taxpayer bailouts and Cayman Islands bank accounts, and, as we’ve just learned, bankers can even get away with mundane crimes like stabbing ethnic cab drivers.

Charges against William Bryan Jennings, the former Morgan Stanley U.S. bond-underwriting chief accused of stabbing a New York cab driver over a fare, will be dropped, police said. [...] Jennings was accused of attacking the driver, Mohamed Ammar, on Dec. 22 with a 2 1/2-inch blade after a 40-mile (64 kilometer) ride from New York to the banker’s $3.4 million home in Darien. Ammar, a native of Egypt and a U.S. citizen, said Jennings told him, “I’m going to kill you. You should go back to your country,” according to a police report.

Jennings faced assault and hate-crime charges, each of which brings a maximum sentence of five years in prison. He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor. He pleaded not guilty March 9.

Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley, the sixth-largest U.S. bank by assets, said in March that Jennings had been placed on leave. Pendleton didn’t immediately return a call for comment today.

Pen Pendleton. We have nothing to say about that, really, except to pause and consider the name “Pen Pendleton.” Moving on….

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Jennings flagged Ammar down in front of Ink48, a hotel on Manhattan’s West Side, sometime before 11 p.m. after the banker said his car service didn’t appear, according to the police report. Jennings had been attending a company Christmas party.

See? Car services? Spokespeople named Pen Pendleton? Multimillion dollar homes? Definitely we should have said “banker” instead of “movie star.”

[Bloomberg]

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621 comments

  1. memzilla

    Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley…

    Apparently, Morgan Stanley employees Stabby McStabbington, Asshat O'Asshattery, and Dork Dorkson were not available for comment.

    1. ShreditorsDesk

      Unconfirmed report is: Dork Dorkington has gone to Huffpuffington Postington to write a tell-all, but this is as yet unconfirmington….now back to you….

      1. ShreditorsDesk

        Mitt Mittington offered no comment, but referred all enquiries to his beard, Paulington Ryanington…..who had nothing to add.

    2. Serolf_Divad

      You ever seen those four guys in the same room together? Has anyone?

      I'm not saying… I'm just saying

    3. Callyson

      I wouldn't be surprised if the name weren't short for "Penny Pendleton," but she doesn't want to be associated with such common currency.

    1. WhatTheHeck

      William Bryan Jennings has the perfect name to be a cab driver. For Instance: I say Jennings, take us home and don’t spare the horses.

    1. synykyl

      Wrong. They'd have one of their junior associates hire someone to hire someone to stab the cabbie.

  2. BlueStateLibel

    "I don't travel by cabs much, but when I do, I like to stab the driver" – William Bryan Jennings

    1. kittensdontlie

      'A man who murders another shortens by a few brief years the life of a human being; but he who votes to increase the burden of debts upon the people of the United States assumes a graver responsibility."–William Jennings Bryan(The Jury, Feb 1890)

      The banker, like his near-namesake, has more regard for greater injustices than mere murder. Debts, foreigners….whatever.

  3. mavenmaven

    Most important of all, if you are a banker:
    "He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor."
    This is, of course, also the essence of the Romney economy.

    1. schvitzatura

      Is not paying a cabbie, after stabbing him a violation of SEC regs?

      If not, Bill J. Bryan is in the clear…

      1. DahBoner

        The real damage would have been if the cabbie had gotten blood on his custom-made Saville row silk banker shirt!!!

  4. comrad_darkness

    Come on, at least Mr. Jennings didn't order the cabby to run over any urchins who might have darted out in front of his carriage.

  5. savethispatient

    I'm sure Pen Pendleton is what my Dad would call a "Chinless Wonder". Not sure what it means, but it feels good to say it.

  6. memzilla

    Este continua a tradição do 1% superior da América usando os 99% do resto de nós, como capachos.

    1. glasspusher

      I dunno. I still can't quite get used to tildes over vowels. Español es diffícil sufficiente para mi.

  7. Mittaplasia

    What's black and brown and looks good on a banker?

    A doberman. (it was a lawyer joke, but I think this works, too, also.)

      1. glasspusher

        dood, I dunno. I'm only on my first Jim Beam. Perhaps after a few more, this'll make sense. I'm trying to squeeze in a little coding before settling down to yell at the TV, watching the Tigers-Yanks game. Go tiggers, or anyone but the yanks.

    1. commiegirl99

      Dude, I don't fucking know. They're not supposed to be able to get in here without approval, which they did not get. Did you know that Intense Debate literally will not let you even file a eticket or whatever? There is literally no way to get help with them. They don't even have a twitter. Fuck if I know what to do :(

    1. shawnthesheep

      If only he'd watched American Psycho on a bigger flat screen he would have known to use a bigger blade.

      1. Neoyorquino

        It's cool. Random Brazilians came to visit and mingle among the Wonketteers. I think the snark scared some of them at first.

        1. Negropolis

          It really isn't cool. We get maybe a post or two on a Saturday, and for this to be the last post of the day, to have it invaded like this isn't cool, at all. I'm not enjoying this, especially since the Saturday night topic was pretty good, this time, with a lot of snark value to it.

          No, I'm not enjoying this, at all.

      1. Cristina Rocha SBT

        kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and you should find beautiful is not it? Take care of your ordinary life

      2. Cristina Rocha SBT

        Eu sou linda e gostosoa e poderosa, morra de inveja
        I'm beautiful and sexy and powerful, die of envy

  8. chascates

    Aren't most New York cab drivers from a foreign country? They move here to the land of 'freedom' to try to better their lot in life and a rich bastard pulls a shiv on them?

  9. Woodshedding

    Only slightly OT, today I've clicked on Romney ads about 15 times. He has to pay every time I click. Only once did I actually look at anything. Did y'all know he's going to create 12 million jobs? what a nice man. I bet he hasn't stabbed any Egyptians in at least a month.

    1. schvitzatura

      RMoney plans on helping Israel bomb future NYC cabbies (nuclear scientists who can't get teaching jobs at Columbia due to lack of proper accreditation) who hail from Isfahan, if elected.

  10. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I'll never forget the night Wonkette was taken over by the cast of a Brazilian telenovela.

  11. vodkamuppet

    No worries, I can spot an internet tranny a mile away, got burned on that once. Off topic: who are you people?

          1. Zango Crudmonger

            What do you mean? I am higher than the Lord Jesus Himself, and I can't understand you. I speak English, No American, Donkey? WTF is American? Donkey? How about I get another bloodymary and and and and and and AND not still get where you are coming from.

  12. Poindexter718

    "You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold. But stick a shiv in a towlehead? Meh."
    –William Bryan Jennings

    1. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Still here. Just a little more crowded with all our new friends! Not sure how Santana from Glee got here, though.

        1. glasspusher

          Rilly. I suppose in Republican, I mean, white collar prison, they're sterling silver butter knives?

      1. vodkamuppet

        Because if it were, he'd already be following our ID profiles by now. That shithead doesn't change his M.O., he's not very bright.

  13. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian overlords.

    I am still here bitches. And I know everytihg.

  14. ChickTract_Fil_A

    Did the bankers just pay their children to troll Wonkette? Effin' bankers, hate them all.

  15. Callyson

    For the non-WTF trolls still here–from the Bloomberg article:

    I’m aware that the charges are being dropped,” Detective Chester Perkowski of the Darien, Connecticut, police department said today in an interview. He declined to comment further.

    Translation–he is *pissed* off. Can't say I blame him…

      1. glasspusher

        The golden rule trumps a yellow cab every time. That might be as good as I've got tonight, folks, hope it helped.

    1. HistoriCat

      I guess the Chinese have higher standards – they outsourced the takeover to Brazilians. All that fucking Rosetta Stone Chinese down the drains now.

  16. Monsieur_Grumpe

    The banker has got it wrong. He is one that is supposed to be on the business end of a pitch fork named Pokey.

  17. BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Sooo, I'm bored riding the bus so I thought I would figure out what this kkkkkkk nonsense was. Apparently it's like LOL? I fucking HATE people who use LOL and I believe I will add people who use kkkkkkk to the list. I will determine I I am going to laugh out loud, thank you very much.

  18. vodkamuppet

    We all want things we can't have, Cristina. I want a house made out of candy and for my parents to get back together but you don't see me complaining about it to strangers on the internet, right?

  19. SuzanaBustamante

    Hey people, do you guys would like to read a brazilian soap opera ? Just click on my name, there is the link, if you can't understand, maybe google translator can adjust it :)

    1. YerMa

      I can't speak for others, but I would like it if you and your spammy friends found subspace else to troll.

        1. Cristina Rocha SBT

          Cinico, safado e sem-vergonha. Respeite uma dama de familia.
          Cynical, shameless and brazen. Respect a lady of family.

  20. Dona Clotilde CNT HD

    Amercianos vcs sabiam que não exite mulher feia, existe mulher que não conhece os produtos jequiti

  21. poorgradstudent

    I never thought I'd see Brazil launch an invasion of one of my favorite blogs. Is this a direct challenge to Nigeria's domination of the Interwebs?

    1. bikerlaureate

      Were we bad?
      Did we bring this on ourselves somehow?

      Or… is it simply President Obama's fault?

  22. glasspusher

    I went to a play last night, "Fuddy Meers", where one of the characters has a stroke and is difficult to understand. I feel the same way, reading some of the English here tonight. You've gotta know the rules to break them!

  23. UW8316154

    I'm on my third G&T, and by god if our new brazillian overlords aren't starting to make alot sense to me.

  24. glasspusher

    Come on over! Yeah, no rest for the yanks. Nice that they have a 40 year old pitcher who took HGH for at least as long as it took him to recover from an injury. Maybe if I had started taking HGH and testosterone in my mid 30s I'd be pitching tonight too…

  25. Barrelhse

    When people ask of me
    "What would you like to be,
    Now that you're not a kid anymore?"
    I know just what to say,
    I answer right away
    "There's just one thing that I'm wishing for,
    I WANNA BE BOBBY"S GIRL!!!"

  26. LibertyLover

    I hope our new Brazilian overlords don't find out about World Net Daily or The Daily Beast where we really let our hair down.

    1. YerMa

      Ok, guys, on the count of three, everyone yell "goal" to distract them.

      One.
      Two.
      Three…

      Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll!!!

    1. vodkamuppet

      Yeah, no one knows what the fuck is going on. Perhaps we were all wrong and this is the first tribulation?

    2. AbandonHope_

      I love Brazil nuts. According to Wikipedia, they are called "castanhas-do-Pará" in Brazil. Which, I suppose, makes sense, because otherwise they'd just be "nuts", and honestly, where's the sense in that?

      However, I have no clue what is going on.

        1. mayor_quimby

          I'm black and since learning this,I go out of my way to use "nigger toes"
          That shit shuts down an unwanted convo at a bar when you ask if they serve them.

          1. Limeylizzie

            I was completely gobsmacked when I first heard that , when I lived in Texas, used by educated people.

    3. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Um, just some stuff. You know. A bunch of random Brazilian people showed up. That's all. I think they're lost.

    1. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      You seem very nice. I just worry about your marketing department. Good luck with the show!

        1. AbandonHope_

          It's just that this website is devoted to left-wing United States politics — it's a very strange place to suddenly have a bunch of commenters from a Brazilian telenovela appear!

        2. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

          The hateful language some people were using earlier, like gay slurs and other insults. We are cynics here but mostly friendly with one another.

    1. Biff

      I've never been there, so I don't have any first-hand knowledge with which to form an informed opinion. I do remember your beautiful women's beach volleyball team though, and I approve heartily.

  27. BloviateMe

    Today's Brazilian takeover has been brought to you by the letter "K."

    This should irritate them: futebol é estúpido…futebol americano é um esporte de homens real.

  28. glasspusher

    If the Tigers win it all, will Romney say he backed them from the beginning? Nice 6th inning, three more to go.

    1. Callyson

      Yeah, I'm glad I checked in on the game. Watch Mittens say something insipid about that homer having been the right height in 3…2…1…

  29. AbandonHope_

    Boa noite, maravilhosos amigos brasileiros! I think Brazil is awesome, particularly their use of so much clean-burning bio-diesel fuel. And Carnival — that kicks ass. But I have to admit that this is a really strange way to meet a bunch of Brazilian commenters.

    If you don't intend to troll, then what brings you to suddenly comment on Wonkette? It just seems very weird.

    (Also, I hope Google Translate did not horribly mangle my greeting!)

      1. AbandonHope_

        I appreciate it! I still wonder, though, of all the websites out there, why choose Wonkette? Just at random?

        1. Igor_Oliveira

          I THINK YES
          WAS PERHAPS THE KKK
          THIS SITE IS ABOUT WHAT?
          SITEM MAXIMUM THE TV AND TV ARE FOCUS ON TELEVISION
          We commented THERE

          1. AbandonHope_

            This site is about left-wing politics. We make fun of the right-wing, the Republicans, the bankers, the Tea Party, racists, homophobes, Sarah Palin, et cetera.

          2. Igor_Oliveira

            OUR VERY INTERESTING
            YOU ARE PLENTY OF INTELLECTUAL
            NE INTERESTING, YOU ARE THE POLICY OF LEFT
            We talked about TELEVISION AND KKKK
            I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE

    1. Igor_Oliveira

      DO NOT WORRY WE'RE ALL IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU ARE VERY KIND, I'm VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ALL IN RECEIVE ACCORDINGLY, WE ARE SPECIALIZED IN SITES commentators TELEVISION, AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME IN BRAZIL

    1. YerMa

      I have not, but I let him crash at my place when he was visiting the states. I should since he totally owes me a solid.

  30. Negropolis

    OT: Good news, denizens of these Wonkettes. PPP has Obama up 51-46, which is actually a very slight increase from the poll they took two weeks ago. Rocky Mountain (a slightly Dem-friendly) poll has Obama up 44-42 in Arizona – yes, blood-red Arizona – which substantiates earlier polls showing this state as competitive. They've actually been pretty good at predicting past presidential elections because they seem to be able to reach the state's hispanic population better than other pollsters.

    Whether the Arizona poll is realistic or not, I hope Dems run with it as shamelessly as Republicans run with polls from their pollsters. lol

    1. vodkamuppet

      No need to apply the OT tag tonight, think of it as an open thread. So, what is your favorite Brazilian telenovella?

  31. AbandonHope_

    I wish we were as environmentally conscious of Brazil, but I am from Chicago so I have to admit I'm a bit disappointed that you got the Olympics. :)

  32. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Brazilian friends, we are having an election here in November. Can you send some people to make sure that our election and is fair and legal?

    1. Igor_Oliveira

      HERE IN BRAZIL WE USE ELECTRONIC URN
      IS A VERY EASY WAY TO VOTE AND SPREAD RESULTS
      BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU
      HOPE VOTE RIGHT!

      1. Boojum

        The problem with our electronic urns is that they are owned by right wing companies. We don't trust them, because they steal the vote. Obrigado.

    2. Blueb4sinrise

      I was thinking : Or , if not, can they register immediately and get mail-in ballots……………

  33. BloviateMe

    All right fine. Might as well take advantage of this bizarre situation.

    What do you people think of the reelection of Hugo Chavez?

    1. Igor_Oliveira

      I THINK WRONG
      BECAUSE HE ALREADY FULFILLED TWO ANDATOS
      HERE IN BRAZIL OUR PRESIDENT LULA WAS VERY WANTED
      STILL AFTER HE LEFT HIS SECOND TERM
      OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE TO ANOTHER
      DAI CALL NOW WE HAVE A PRESIDENT DILMA

  34. Negropolis

    Ah, the best justice money can buy. God bless America.

    William Bryan Jennings

    If that ain't too fucking cute, I don't know what is. Now, excuse me while I vomit at the audacity of his parents, and his mugshot smirk, and, most of all, his gross abuse of his wealth and power.

  35. Neoyorquino

    Relax, everybody. Our new Brazilian friends are awesome. They even called me Gringo. Everything is cool. Let's get back to drinking and snarky comments.

      1. BloviateMe

        I think we may not be on the same territory here. By "enjoying," I was referring to thatch free cunnilingus…but that's just me.

  36. Igor_Oliveira

    Rescued THIS SITE ON FAVOURITES
    SEMPRRE POWER THAT I COME HERE TO VISIT YOU
    HOPE OUR SITES ALSO VISIT
    WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON TV AND TV IN FULL

  37. natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    A tip for our new Brazilian friends: When you laugh using "kkkkk" you should know that there was (and still is in some places) a horribly racist and violent group here known as the KKK. Look up Ku Klux Klan and you'll understand. When you laugh use more than 3 k's.

  38. Negropolis

    I think it would be better with people not like you. Me sorry. :(

    You all make us sad for Brazil. You're disrespectfulness makes us most sad!

  39. Negropolis

    Wonkette, methinks it's time for a blogwar. If we can find out where they are from on the internet, perhaps we could practice our broken Portuguese on them, and see how they like it…

    A blog war most awesome, anyone?

    1. kittensdontlie

      We will travel to Sao Paulo, bearing a solitary gift…a book, entitled To Serve Brazilian Man…

  40. Igor_Oliveira

    GENTE QUANDO FOR RIR COM KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    USAR MAIS DE 3 K'S
    POIS AQUI EXISTE UM GRUPO RACISTA TERRIVELMENTE VIOLENTOS CONHECIDOS COM 3K'S SEGUIDOS
    NÃO IREI PRONUNCIAR AQUI

  41. editor

    this case got dismissed why, exactly?
    because it's okay to call a taxi, make them drive you a long-ass way, not pay them, and then stab them?
    what, are we all jack nicholson now?

  42. fuflans

    so i have this idea that mom was out at dinner having a fab cocktail or three with sarah b and all the lovely ladies of wonkette and they were toasting, i don't know, the shuttle making it over the 405 and then all sorts of brazilian hell / wonder breaks loose and now she has to fucking stay up ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.

    or maybe mom was just bored with us and asked them to liven things up?

    either way: change is a coming.

  43. Igor_Oliveira

    NOVELS YOU LIKE?
    HERE IN BRAZIL IS THE NATIONAL VICE
    ESPECIALLY AS THE GLOBE AND NOVELS TELEVISA
    HERE IS A NOVEL IN BRAZIL BRAZIL CALL AVENUE
    AND IS TOO
    ALMOST ALL ASSIST

  44. AbandonHope_

    I am curious: how do people in Brazil see the United States, given the last four years with Obama as president? Has he been a big improvement over Bush, or have you not seen much of a change?

    And as for television: I like Doctor Who, Star Trek (all of them), Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, M*A*S*H, The West Wing… my five-year-old daughter likes The Powerpuff Girls and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

      1. vodkamuppet

        It's kinda fun. They're mostly nice and it is random and hilarious for them all to just show up like this. Not cool on a debate night though.

    1. Igor_Oliveira

      WE LOVE GIRLS SUPER POWERFUL
      WHAT ABOUT OBAMA THINK HE A GOOD PRESIDENT
      AT LEAST BETTER THAN BUSH

    2. SuzanaBustamante

      I think the USA is a huge country, has a rich culture, I love Los Angeles, New York, movies, song, Hollywood, Disney World, but some times it freaks me out, like what happened in Iraq.

    3. Fare la Volpe

      You seemed to have hit their sweet spot with Powerpuff Girls. Who knew Brazilians would love a few ladies with no tits, ass, or even fingers?

    1. mayor_quimby

      I do, and also Curitaba, home of Anderson Silva, my favorite fighter. I hope to go there one day.

    2. Fare la Volpe

      Almost moved there when I was nine (we ended up settling in Caracas, Venezuela). Why do you ask?

  45. Igor_Oliveira

    COMO A VIDA É BELA NÉ POVO DO TVM E DO TVF
    COM O GOOGLE TRANSLATE TODO MUNDO FALANDO INGLÊS SKSKSKSK

  46. Veritas78

    What pisses me off is they all seem to have bigger p-nesses than I do. I worked hard for this measly 104, and they waltz in here with their ill-gotten 122s and their snooty 134s, having never labored over a quip or a bon mot in their lives. Harrumph!!

    1. vodkamuppet

      How do you think I feel? I've been towing the 99/100 line for what feels like forever and it takes a special kind of drunk to remain somewhat witty while in a total blackout.

    2. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Prolly from puking up 500 posts a day. They obviously spend what little time they have left fisting one another.

  47. greenloner

    Winter just gave way to spring south of the equator, and folks appear to be frisky. What's the Portuguese for "snark"?

  48. Barbara_

    Dear new friends from afar. Did you know that if you use the Amazon.com link to the right we could all benefit from your purchases and Wonkette will thrive from your consideration? Then we can all be friends and I will upfist you all night. Thanks for being here with us.

        1. Jeffer

          I love you.
          So what's up with all the folks with the avatars looking like Sofia Vergara? Usually that means short fat men looking for but sects.

  49. Negropolis

    I'm so proud of you guys, but the lowest number I've seen over there is a -2. We can do better than that; show them that we can troll with the best of them; show them some American hospitality. CHARGE!

    Poor Suzana. A minute of research and none of this would have ever happened. kkkkk

    Oh, yeah, something something something crucify something something something Cross of Gold something something something knifecrime a banker something something with votes. Also. Também.

  50. vodkamuppet

    Sooo… Is the invasion over now? What the fuck were we talking about?

    Oh yeah, the cab driver that got stabbed. 700 comments in, I'm finally on topic and all I have to say is that it's bad when rich people get away with stabbing cab drivers. Ugh.

    1. Sacanagem

      No, but the next best thing: I can't tell you how many times you'll see Brazilian guys grabbing their junk in public.

      I find it rather entertaining. Your results may vary.

  51. Sacanagem

    As a gringo who speaks a tiny bit of Portuguese, I'm as confused as anybody else by this Brazilian invasion.

    For the record, "kkkkkkkk" translates in Portuguese texting, internet etc. as "hahahahahhahaha".

    Oi gente! Bemvindo, mais por favor nao abusa a nossa website.

    Carry on.

  52. schvitzatura

    Do Brazilian bond-underwriting chiefs stab Argentinian cabbies for the lulz* (*Luiz Inácio Lulazzzzzzzz da Silva), too?

  53. James Michael Curley

    After the Brazilians, if you experience mild itching try a medicated talc before putting on your underwear.

  54. gurukalehuru

    William Bryan Jennings was obviously named after William Jennings Bryan, the Prairie Populist, the man who said "Thou shalt not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, thou shalt not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold," presumably by his parents, who are currently rolling over in their graves.

  55. UW8316154

    /swooshy tv dream music/
    /rubs eyes and yawns/
    /stretch/

    Wha? Wha happened? I had the weirdest dream last night, guys, that a posse of Brazillians invaded wonkett!!! Isn't that the craziest dream evah?!

  56. BaldarTFlagass

    Dang, instead of watching football last night I coulda been in here, helping our Brazilian guests hone their English language skills, in the spirit of international friendship and cooperation; you know, hands across the water and all that shit. Oh well, despite their being in the stupid fucking SEC, both the LSU and the A&M games were pretty fun to watch.

  57. BeachRose

    The tiny knife was only a stopgap, banker was probably texting the kitchen to bring out the Honyaki but the cabbie got there earlier than expected….

  58. Incitefully_Joe

    I missed all the Brazillian trolls, or whatever, sadface, I was too busy playing video games, as always.

    Anyway, I just stopped by here to say that William Bryan Jennings clearly does not refuse to help crucify cabbykind on a cross of gold.

  59. DahBoner

    Why do fucking people live in NYC and want to drive fucking cars?

    Take the milk train to Darien, dumbass…

  60. misanthrope

    Um yea didn't you poors know that the Amex Black Card comes with an annual "Get Out of Jail Free" pass? You can also use your companion pass for an accomplice when they are charged with an equal or lesser crime. Martha Stewart refused to pay the annnual fee and look what happened..

  61. sudsmckenzie

    "I had a few drinks before going on stage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom. We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know …" run that through the translator.

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