JAIL IS FOR DEMOCRATS  6:32 pm October 13, 2012

Bankers, Please Feel Free To Stab Any Cab Driver You Wish

by Kris E. Benson

william bryan jennings, cabbie stabberWhen we were a little kid and someone asked us the inevitable “what do you want to be when you grow up?” we usually said something like “a movie star!” But in retrospect, we probably should have said “gainfully employed,” or, in the event that we were aiming super high, “a banker!” because bankers appear to have one of the best gigs on earth: it’s gravy all day long, what with all the taxpayer bailouts and Cayman Islands bank accounts, and, as we’ve just learned, bankers can even get away with mundane crimes like stabbing ethnic cab drivers.

Charges against William Bryan Jennings, the former Morgan Stanley U.S. bond-underwriting chief accused of stabbing a New York cab driver over a fare, will be dropped, police said. [...] Jennings was accused of attacking the driver, Mohamed Ammar, on Dec. 22 with a 2 1/2-inch blade after a 40-mile (64 kilometer) ride from New York to the banker’s $3.4 million home in Darien. Ammar, a native of Egypt and a U.S. citizen, said Jennings told him, “I’m going to kill you. You should go back to your country,” according to a police report.

Jennings faced assault and hate-crime charges, each of which brings a maximum sentence of five years in prison. He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor. He pleaded not guilty March 9.

Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley, the sixth-largest U.S. bank by assets, said in March that Jennings had been placed on leave. Pendleton didn’t immediately return a call for comment today.

Pen Pendleton. We have nothing to say about that, really, except to pause and consider the name “Pen Pendleton.” Moving on….

Jennings flagged Ammar down in front of Ink48, a hotel on Manhattan’s West Side, sometime before 11 p.m. after the banker said his car service didn’t appear, according to the police report. Jennings had been attending a company Christmas party.

See? Car services? Spokespeople named Pen Pendleton? Multimillion dollar homes? Definitely we should have said “banker” instead of “movie star.”

[Bloomberg]

 
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memzilla October 13, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley…

Apparently, Morgan Stanley employees Stabby McStabbington, Asshat O'Asshattery, and Dork Dorkson were not available for comment.

Geminisunmars October 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I'm waiting to hear from Stanley Morgan.

ShreditorsDesk October 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Unconfirmed report is: Dork Dorkington has gone to Huffpuffington Postington to write a tell-all, but this is as yet unconfirmington….now back to you….

ShreditorsDesk October 14, 2012 at 7:24 am

Mitt Mittington offered no comment, but referred all enquiries to his beard, Paulington Ryanington…..who had nothing to add.

weejee October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Pendleton is just trying to pull the woolen over our eyes.

bikerlaureate October 13, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Shank Shankerson too (continues the 'pen' / prison theme)…

Serolf_Divad October 13, 2012 at 7:09 pm

You ever seen those four guys in the same room together? Has anyone?

I'm not saying… I'm just saying

Callyson October 13, 2012 at 8:09 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if the name weren't short for "Penny Pendleton," but she doesn't want to be associated with such common currency.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I'm still here bitches. And I know everytihg.

Biff October 13, 2012 at 8:51 pm

I see what you did there!

bloggingbalkanistan October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

When is he is going to come out with his Romney endorsement?

GeorgiaMike October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Is this a real guy? I mean, William Bryan Jennings? A bankster?

PugglesRule October 13, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Possibly named to "honor" William Jennings Bryan. Apparently went the wrong way somewhere.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm

I'd blame the taxi driver.

IceCreamEmpress October 13, 2012 at 10:24 pm

William Jennings Bryan was a racist asshole who would have probably applauded.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm

We could try shoving a Cross of Gold, sideways, up his night depository… for teh lulz.

Troubledog October 13, 2012 at 7:05 pm

I'm sure they had a good chuckle out in the Hamptons. What ho!

WhatTheHeck October 13, 2012 at 7:18 pm

William Bryan Jennings has the perfect name to be a cab driver. For Instance: I say Jennings, take us home and don’t spare the horses.

yrbmegr October 14, 2012 at 7:53 am

Alternate names can be useful at times. Taxes, for example.

johnnyzhivago October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

This is disgusting! A true blueblood Wall Streeter would hire someone to kill the cabbie.

Barbara_ October 13, 2012 at 6:42 pm

Lol, Johnny. I am surprised he didn't get his butler to stab him instead.

bikerlaureate October 13, 2012 at 7:03 pm

I'm beginning to lose faith in this whole "job creators" concept.

WhatTheHeck October 13, 2012 at 7:22 pm

What the hell for, is a Banker carrying a knife? Was it to cut his blow?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 12:23 am

at 2-1/2 inches, it sounds like a Swiss (Banker's) army knife.

synykyl October 14, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Wrong. They'd have one of their junior associates hire someone to hire someone to stab the cabbie.

johnnyzhivago October 13, 2012 at 6:41 pm

BTW, anyone who doesn't have a helicopter waiting to shuttle them around Manhattan is a low life anyway.

BlueStateLibel October 13, 2012 at 6:43 pm

"I don't travel by cabs much, but when I do, I like to stab the driver" – William Bryan Jennings

Steverino247 October 13, 2012 at 7:02 pm

Stay bloodthirsty, my friends!

kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 8:42 pm

'A man who murders another shortens by a few brief years the life of a human being; but he who votes to increase the burden of debts upon the people of the United States assumes a graver responsibility."–William Jennings Bryan(The Jury, Feb 1890)

The banker, like his near-namesake, has more regard for greater injustices than mere murder. Debts, foreigners….whatever.

mavenmaven October 13, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Most important of all, if you are a banker:
"He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor."
This is, of course, also the essence of the Romney economy.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 12:24 am

Job creators should not have to pay fares, any more than they should pay taxes.

schvitzatura October 14, 2012 at 6:24 am

Is not paying a cabbie, after stabbing him a violation of SEC regs?

If not, Bill J. Bryan is in the clear…

DahBoner October 14, 2012 at 12:07 pm

The real damage would have been if the cabbie had gotten blood on his custom-made Saville row silk banker shirt!!!

comrad_darkness October 13, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Come on, at least Mr. Jennings didn't order the cabby to run over any urchins who might have darted out in front of his carriage.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

ODESSA STEPS LIBEL !!!11!!!

savethispatient October 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm

I'm sure Pen Pendleton is what my Dad would call a "Chinless Wonder". Not sure what it means, but it feels good to say it.

CrunchyKnee October 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Patrick Bateman libel!

ElPinche October 14, 2012 at 12:05 am

Jennings alibi was that he to drop off some video tapes.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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- A October 13, 2012 at 7:04 pm

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glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:06 pm

I dunno. I still can't quite get used to tildes over vowels. Español es diffícil sufficiente para mi.

AlterNewt October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

In his defense…

No, never mind.

weejee October 13, 2012 at 6:55 pm

The checkered history of bankers is marathon. No surprise their cab etiquette is cutting edge.

carlosmuecke October 13, 2012 at 8:52 pm

You wascally funster punster!

Mittaplasia October 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm

What's black and brown and looks good on a banker?

A doberman. (it was a lawyer joke, but I think this works, too, also.)

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- A October 13, 2012 at 7:01 pm

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what is happening here??? Rebecca- lots of spammers or kids?

Geminisunmars October 13, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Or Portugese trolls?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 12:27 am

One dull-witted troll, with a few IDs too many.

gullywompr October 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Fucking cab drivers…

Zango Crudmonger October 14, 2012 at 7:01 am

I'm feeling stabby

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 7:41 pm

I think the tubez of the internets have been diverted.

Callyson October 13, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Seriously–WTF is up tonight?

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:10 pm

dood, I dunno. I'm only on my first Jim Beam. Perhaps after a few more, this'll make sense. I'm trying to squeeze in a little coding before settling down to yell at the TV, watching the Tigers-Yanks game. Go tiggers, or anyone but the yanks.

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Bitches!

commiegirl99 October 14, 2012 at 2:12 am

Dude, I don't fucking know. They're not supposed to be able to get in here without approval, which they did not get. Did you know that Intense Debate literally will not let you even file a eticket or whatever? There is literally no way to get help with them. They don't even have a twitter. Fuck if I know what to do :(

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Looks like there's a contact form, but it's closed until Monday:
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commiegirl99 October 14, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Chet, it's ALWAYS closed till Monday. Including on Monday.

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Monday, Monday? Their mamas and papas shoulda kept these kids at home.

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bflrtsplk October 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm

He was carrying only a two-and-a-half inch blade? What kinda wuss ass bankster is this?

An_Outhouse October 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm

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BoatOfVelociraptors October 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Que?

shawnthesheep October 13, 2012 at 11:47 pm

If only he'd watched American Psycho on a bigger flat screen he would have known to use a bigger blade.

Stevola October 14, 2012 at 2:59 am

"That's not a knife!"

M. Bouffant October 13, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Allez vous faire enculer, puto trolls.

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There's never a banhammer around when you need one…

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Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

It's cool. Random Brazilians came to visit and mingle among the Wonketteers. I think the snark scared some of them at first.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

It really isn't cool. We get maybe a post or two on a Saturday, and for this to be the last post of the day, to have it invaded like this isn't cool, at all. I'm not enjoying this, especially since the Saturday night topic was pretty good, this time, with a lot of snark value to it.

No, I'm not enjoying this, at all.

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I LEAVE FOR ONE GODDAMN SATURDAY NIGHT

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Oooh! Free blow jobs in the kitchen!! Is abuelita removing her dentures this time?

BlueStateLibel October 13, 2012 at 7:27 pm

It's the October surprise – Willard has unleashed the Mittborgs on Wonkette.

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 7:29 pm

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LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm

World Net Daily rejects.

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 7:44 pm

be carefull, shes are a man, if you can understand me…

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 7:48 pm

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Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:12 pm

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chascates October 13, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Aren't most New York cab drivers from a foreign country? They move here to the land of 'freedom' to try to better their lot in life and a rich bastard pulls a shiv on them?

BoatOfVelociraptors October 13, 2012 at 7:37 pm

He might not be able to squeeze blood out of a stone, but cabbies work just fine.

Woodshedding October 13, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Only slightly OT, today I've clicked on Romney ads about 15 times. He has to pay every time I click. Only once did I actually look at anything. Did y'all know he's going to create 12 million jobs? what a nice man. I bet he hasn't stabbed any Egyptians in at least a month.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Well, now he only has to create 11,999,985 jerbs.

James Michael Curley October 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Stop that! You'll grow hair on your palms.

Callyson October 13, 2012 at 8:17 pm

*He* has to pay? OK, my plans for the next four weeks are set…

schvitzatura October 14, 2012 at 6:30 am

RMoney plans on helping Israel bomb future NYC cabbies (nuclear scientists who can't get teaching jobs at Columbia due to lack of proper accreditation) who hail from Isfahan, if elected.

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 7:40 pm

God, this is as inane as the Friday night chatter on Slate.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 7:47 pm

WTF is happening?

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Just keep them away from The Daily Beast blog.

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Crank_Tango October 13, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Is it even a crime to stab a cabbie in NY anymore, I mean: Bloomberg.

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 7:47 pm

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An_Outhouse October 13, 2012 at 7:52 pm

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natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I'll never forget the night Wonkette was taken over by the cast of a Brazilian telenovela.

gullywompr October 13, 2012 at 7:50 pm

I will.

OneYieldRegular October 13, 2012 at 8:23 pm

Well, it's not nearly as good as "Uga Uga," but then what ever has been?

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Well, there was bunga bunga once upon a time.

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E você veio parar aqui?

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It's so fresh in my mind.

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The word you're looking for is "cantarolar."

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vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 7:50 pm

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Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm

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vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 8:27 pm

SPEAK AMERICAN!!!

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Zango Crudmonger October 14, 2012 at 7:11 am

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YerMa October 13, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Perhaps this banker is available to shank some Brazilian trolls.

With votes!!

DahBoner October 14, 2012 at 12:00 pm

We can't afford American trolls. Go easy on 'em…

Santana Lopez October 13, 2012 at 8:01 pm

Que isso em Cristina

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Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:14 pm

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Poindexter718 October 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm

"You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold. But stick a shiv in a towlehead? Meh."
–William Bryan Jennings

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 8:03 pm
Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:04 pm

i can , and u can?

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm

ROFL

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 8:07 pm

This is why we can't have nice things.

DCBloom October 13, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Editrix, help! The Brazillians are scary…

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 8:44 pm

and mean.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm

I think I'm in the right place, but everything feels so wrong. Where is my wonkette?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Still here. Just a little more crowded with all our new friends! Not sure how Santana from Glee got here, though.

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm

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YerMa October 13, 2012 at 8:36 pm

The 2016 Olympics marketing team thought this would be a hit.

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:13 pm

I think we need to group together. For instance: do all bankers carry knives? Discuss.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm

I think they are called shivs in prison. Oh wait, bankers don't go to prison, do they?

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:36 pm

Rilly. I suppose in Republican, I mean, white collar prison, they're sterling silver butter knives?

starfanglednut October 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

They have friends who own prisons.

Santana Lopez October 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Santana Lopez October 13, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Follow me is not going to make an attempt on the country of you

Arkoday October 14, 2012 at 9:14 am

Building weather large tire? Oh, point! Tarp see load me strongly. Also.

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 8:13 pm

Gah, even the old Breirbart trolls were more entertaining.

glamourdammerung October 13, 2012 at 8:30 pm

How do we know that it is not the same clown?

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Because if it were, he'd already be following our ID profiles by now. That shithead doesn't change his M.O., he's not very bright.

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 8:14 pm

All yer sex talk iz belong to us.

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:15 pm

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:16 pm

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:15 pm

and do not forget, follow me pls :D

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 8:16 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian overlords.

I am still here bitches. And I know everytihg.

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Oh that's good. Now shut up and go find a male, fagot

ChickTract_Fil_A October 13, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Did the bankers just pay their children to troll Wonkette? Effin' bankers, hate them all.

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YerMa October 13, 2012 at 8:20 pm

yay, i finally figured out how to have an avatar in this damn place!

kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm

And that is a scary one….

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Bad hair day. Don't be judgey.

kittensdontlie October 14, 2012 at 12:23 am

Don't change!

mrblifil October 13, 2012 at 8:21 pm

I guess Biden had a better night than we thought…

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Still doesn't beat the summer of 87 though.

Callyson October 13, 2012 at 8:23 pm

For the non-WTF trolls still here–from the Bloomberg article:

I’m aware that the charges are being dropped,” Detective Chester Perkowski of the Darien, Connecticut, police department said today in an interview. He declined to comment further.

Translation–he is *pissed* off. Can't say I blame him…

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 8:47 pm

How can they drop the charges? Oh yeah. There are different laws for the rich.

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:15 pm

The golden rule trumps a yellow cab every time. That might be as good as I've got tonight, folks, hope it helped.

PubOption October 14, 2012 at 10:05 am

It might even be cheaper to pay the bribes than the fines.

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Her name is Rio and she dances in the saaaand

Fuck you for the earworm, trolls. x(

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:35 pm

Fuck you bitch, please

deanbooth October 13, 2012 at 8:27 pm

Dios Mio!! Aye Yi Yi!!

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Here are many animals.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 13, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Ban hammer please.

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:16 pm

One must imagine Sisyphus happy…

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 13, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Huh. I always assumed we would be taken over by the Chinese. Whatever.

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 11:05 pm

I guess the Chinese have higher standards – they outsourced the takeover to Brazilians. All that fucking Rosetta Stone Chinese down the drains now.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 13, 2012 at 8:36 pm

The banker has got it wrong. He is one that is supposed to be on the business end of a pitch fork named Pokey.

PubOption October 14, 2012 at 10:06 am

Unfortunately, the revolution has not yet started.

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 8:37 pm

Kilmeade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's Kilmeade!!!!!!!!

poorgradstudent October 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Or Kilmeade's low-cost Brazilian equivalent.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 8:38 pm

I find this all very difficult to fap to.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 13, 2012 at 8:42 pm

Sooo, I'm bored riding the bus so I thought I would figure out what this kkkkkkk nonsense was. Apparently it's like LOL? I fucking HATE people who use LOL and I believe I will add people who use kkkkkkk to the list. I will determine I I am going to laugh out loud, thank you very much.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 13, 2012 at 8:48 pm

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natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 8:50 pm

It's unfortunate when they only use 3 k's.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 13, 2012 at 8:59 pm

I was thinking mebbe they were extra racist.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:41 pm

Too bad they can't just use k squared.

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Oh shit! Is that what ' LOL' means?

Biff October 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm

¡jajajajaja!

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Maybe the kkkkk is like Smedley the dog snickering? I prefer the venerable ha ha myself.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Cackling on the interwebs? After all, It's getting close to Halloween.

memzilla October 14, 2012 at 12:24 am

You refer to the Muttley Chuckle, I believe.

glasspusher October 14, 2012 at 11:49 am

Ah, yes! I stand corrected.

kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Only RETARDS use k's….

dogscantlookup October 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm

I figured that kkkkkkkk was the sign of the new super klan. My silly filters

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:49 pm

I'm on fire. I want a firefighter to delete it

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Oh god yes delete me! Delete me! Delete me!

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:18 pm

"Put it out", not "delete". Or maybe delete.

Biff October 13, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Ela veio ao lugar certo!

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 9:03 pm

We all want things we can't have, Cristina. I want a house made out of candy and for my parents to get back together but you don't see me complaining about it to strangers on the internet, right?

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:06 pm

kkkk
But I can have whatever I want because I'm beautiful and sexy. Look at me dear.

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Que isso Cristina Que isso kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk .

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm

kkkkkkkkkkk, interação

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 9:07 pm

Our visitors apparently were tutored in English by Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth. http://youtu.be/m_mDTLphIVY

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:12 pm

Oh my God.

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Não foi pelo google tradutor mesmo!!

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:36 pm

LOL!!! LOL!!! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:38 pm

shut up

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Good night people :)

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Oi Suzana , parabéns! Hoje Almas Entrelaçadas estava ótimo .

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:11 pm

Obrigada Davi, eu vi seus comentários, agradeço muito a presença :)

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:13 pm

hello diva

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:09 pm

Bitch caliente do nosso país : http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:12 pm

kkkk

PikachuXD October 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm

esqueceu de por link seu

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Esqueci de por o da sua mãe , pena que ela não tem intensedebate.

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:33 pm

kkkkkkkk

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:35 pm

a tipica brasileira kkkkk

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:11 pm
- A October 13, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Good Night Bitches

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:14 pm

Hey people, do you guys would like to read a brazilian soap opera ? Just click on my name, there is the link, if you can't understand, maybe google translator can adjust it :)

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I can't speak for others, but I would like it if you and your spammy friends found subspace else to troll.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:23 pm

I'm not trolling, just wanna know other people, I swear, that's not my intention.

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm

So, go elsewhere and enjoy.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Almas Entrelaçadas, a brazilian soap opera, I'm the writer, hope you enjoy :)

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:34 pm
YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:15 pm

Rush Limbaugh's discussion forum would likely yield a plethora of takers.

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Ela é muito cobiçada no Brasil .
Muito Famosa

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm

isso mesmo lindo

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I am not selling dear

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Oh, you want to pay FOR sex? Now I understand what brought you here. Wonketteers are fucking hawt.

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Cinico, safado e sem-vergonha. Respeite uma dama de familia.
Cynical, shameless and brazen. Respect a lady of family.

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Christina larga de fazer barraco nos states!!!

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm

I don't tangle with lot lizards no more, nuh-uh. learned my lesson that one time in Cheyene.

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Do they speak Portuguese in Costa Rica?

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Close enough, no?

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm

no donkey

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:34 pm

LOL! Somos do Brasil mesmo!!!!

mrblifil October 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Perhapth they thpeak Cathtilian?

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm

You are juth tho thenthitive!

Dona Clotilde CNT HD October 13, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Amercianos vcs sabiam que não exite mulher feia, existe mulher que não conhece os produtos jequiti

PikachuXD October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

ahahahahahe

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm

Please visit redstate.com

Fairtackle October 13, 2012 at 9:54 pm

Yes, they like Brazilian ladymen a lot and have lots of money to spend.

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 11:09 pm

And if that gets old, there's always Breitbart's sites.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm

Oh please, YES! This on million times. lol

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 11:45 pm

BTW, you can pay them a friendly visit, here:
http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

Make sure to mention redstate.com

memzilla October 14, 2012 at 12:19 am

THIS IS WHERE THEY GET THEIR P-NESS.

Hmmm.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 12:42 am

It's where they're losing it, now.

Dona Clotilde CNT HD October 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm

no ugly women, there is no woman who knows the products Jequiti

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:21 pm

Absolutely True, Jequiti rules.

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm

SÓ CUSTA 50 DOLLARES .
Ela é HOT :
http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm

kkkk

ifthethunderdontgetya October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Saturday Night Wonkette!

Woo! Get about as oiled as a diesel train…

It's alright for stabbing…Saturday Night!
~

poorgradstudent October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

I never thought I'd see Brazil launch an invasion of one of my favorite blogs. Is this a direct challenge to Nigeria's domination of the Interwebs?

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Hello friend we just estmaos visiting the blog of you there in our're just a bummer!

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Doesn't bode well for the Olympics in 2016, does it?

bikerlaureate October 13, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Were we bad?
Did we bring this on ourselves somehow?

Or… is it simply President Obama's fault?

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:57 pm

're not just visiting the blog

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm

I went to a play last night, "Fuddy Meers", where one of the characters has a stroke and is difficult to understand. I feel the same way, reading some of the English here tonight. You've gotta know the rules to break them!

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:26 pm

U.S. manipulated his die

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm

Thank you. I rest my case.

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm

I WANT THE NEW WORLD ORDER

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:21 pm

The new order, I want the world.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Aw, crap.

UW8316154 October 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm

I'm on my third G&T, and by god if our new brazillian overlords aren't starting to make alot sense to me.

memzilla October 14, 2012 at 12:21 am

Sayyy…. didn't the Krell come from the southern hemisphere of their planet?

PikachuXD October 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Davi Carrossel 1 dollar hour to sex…

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:23 pm

Vou passar as fotos da sua mãe;.

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:22 pm

I Love Selena Gomez <3
♫I I Love you like a love song baby ..♫

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

YESSSSS

PikachuXD October 13, 2012 at 9:23 pm

kkkkkkkkkkkk

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Come on over! Yeah, no rest for the yanks. Nice that they have a 40 year old pitcher who took HGH for at least as long as it took him to recover from an injury. Maybe if I had started taking HGH and testosterone in my mid 30s I'd be pitching tonight too…

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I didn't come here to troll, I'm not this kind of person.

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Then be a peach and go away.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm

You're sooo polite …

Barrelhse October 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

When people ask of me
"What would you like to be,
Now that you're not a kid anymore?"
I know just what to say,
I answer right away
"There's just one thing that I'm wishing for,
I WANNA BE BOBBY"S GIRL!!!"

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

QUEM VAI QUERER? ELA É UMA BITCH DE LUXO FAMOSA NO BRASIL http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Sorry , Bye Bye .

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

Jequiti rules !!

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Pessoal ,vamos parar de Troll , coitados .

Sorry !!!!

LibrarianX October 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Is stabbing bankers a crime?

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Sorry, we will not troll.
Sorry, Bye Bye

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Oh my God, you guys are offending Brazil, that's sooo unfair.

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:30 pm

love love

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Dilma Rousseff – President of Brazil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilma_Rousseff

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Awesome! I'm saving that one.

Fare la Volpe October 14, 2012 at 4:10 am

That's an awful lot of forehead for not a lot of face.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:35 pm

I hope our new Brazilian overlords don't find out about World Net Daily or The Daily Beast where we really let our hair down.

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Ok, guys, on the count of three, everyone yell "goal" to distract them.

One.
Two.
Three…

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll!!!

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Goooooooool !!!!! é do Corinthians!!!!

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm

não é do Mengão

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll!!!! do Mengão!

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm

hello

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:40 pm

Hello Geraldo Luiz , Hey Galo Willian <3

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:40 pm

oii

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:41 pm

ignorado

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Nooo, we've just answered you :)

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm

oi suzana, vc por aqui.. divulguei nosso site

Barrelhse October 13, 2012 at 9:41 pm

"Indonesia for the Indonesians!"

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:42 pm

Who likes of pretty little liars'm a fan?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I love it.

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:51 pm

2

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Let's comment about the post ?

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Corinthians are only good for their leather anyway…

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm

Not true.

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm

The Corinthians is going to be world champion clubs! can write!

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Stabbing ethnic cab drivers ? That's ridiculous, seriously.

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm

where the Americans are gone?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:49 pm

They're here.

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Sim, estamos aqui. :)

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm

I Love Selena Gomez <3
♫I I Love you like a love song baby ..♫

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I LOVE

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm

I LOVE RACHEL BERRY

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm

I hate ethnic discrimination.

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm

garoto de programa

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm

I do not know! and the Google translator does not know! LOL! Kkkkkkk!

Albydeias October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Só putaria, heim. KKKKK

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Bye American Friends!
Bye Bye ! :*

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Será que vamos nos encontrar de novo? :(

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm

sempre vamos vir aqui para vos visitar..
we always come here to visit you ..

- A October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Sorry guys for the words, Follow me in intense debate now :)

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

Where were the Americans?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

I LOVE BURBERRY.

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm

Neoyorquino no TV Máxima!!!

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Oh my God, let's take a look.

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Sim, como parte de nosso programa de intercâmbio internacional. ;)

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

That's awesome.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm

What TV channel do you guys prefer ? ABC, CBS, NBS, FOX or THE CW ?

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:52 pm

tem uma pessoa daqui comentando sua novela!!!

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm

I'm partial to TEN, myself.

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm

you've heard of network TV record
watch it I recommend

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

That's the best you can do, congratulations :)

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 9:54 pm

American guys like to talk about TV ?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:02 pm

I don't know :(

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Sorry – Wonkette is a mommy blog. We usually only talk about TruckNutz and butt sex.

Limeylizzie October 13, 2012 at 9:56 pm

It is Brazil where the nuts come from, isn't it? What is going on here, people?

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Yeah, no one knows what the fuck is going on. Perhaps we were all wrong and this is the first tribulation?

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Thank you for what will be one of my new favorite retorts.

"NUT IS YOU!"

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 10:34 pm

New wonkette meme…..

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:25 pm

Nut is you, Truck!

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I love Brazil nuts. According to Wikipedia, they are called "castanhas-do-Pará" in Brazil. Which, I suppose, makes sense, because otherwise they'd just be "nuts", and honestly, where's the sense in that?

However, I have no clue what is going on.

Limeylizzie October 13, 2012 at 10:21 pm

They call them Nigger-toes in Texas, of course they do.

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:25 pm

And Georgia and Tennessee and Alabama…need I go on?

mayor_quimby October 14, 2012 at 3:34 am

I'm black and since learning this,I go out of my way to use "nigger toes"
That shit shuts down an unwanted convo at a bar when you ask if they serve them.

Limeylizzie October 14, 2012 at 7:52 am

I was completely gobsmacked when I first heard that , when I lived in Texas, used by educated people.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Um, just some stuff. You know. A bunch of random Brazilian people showed up. That's all. I think they're lost.

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:40 pm

No lost is you

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:26 pm

Nut is you!

Fare la Volpe October 14, 2012 at 4:10 am

In America, you fuck ass.

In Brazil, ass fucks YOU!!

Fairtackle October 13, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Tonight we are all pobre bastardos.

mrblifil October 13, 2012 at 9:58 pm

I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian Tranny Overlords.

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

is an honor to be able to discuss with you. I invite you to comment on our page with us in Brazil: http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Hello , The Usa has to end injustice

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm

Yes. Brazil too.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:00 pm

O POVO TA FAZENDO BARRACO ATÉ AQUI?

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm

não, estamos comentando civilizadamente, pelo menos eu, o daniel e a suzana

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:03 pm

AFINAL O QUE QUE É ISSO?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:02 pm

We are in a exchange program, for us to adquire nem culture sir :)

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:03 pm

NOSSA QUE CHIQUE DESCULPA AI EM KKKKKKKKK

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:01 pm

I'm so thankful for guys have visited TV Máxima, fell free to come back and comment with us :)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:11 pm

You seem very nice. I just worry about your marketing department. Good luck with the show!

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Thanks :)
What ? Marketing departmente ? What's to worry about :?

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:20 pm

It's just that this website is devoted to left-wing United States politics — it's a very strange place to suddenly have a bunch of commenters from a Brazilian telenovela appear!

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Surreal feels like the right word.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:25 pm

The hateful language some people were using earlier, like gay slurs and other insults. We are cynics here but mostly friendly with one another.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Don't worry, we know them for a long time, but we are different :)

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

GENTE O QUE QUE É ISSO?
COMO VCS CHEGARAM ATÉ AQUI?
EU TO CONFUSO

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Secret sir.

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Visitor people: We're not Americans, we're Kenyans.

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Kenyan Muslins, even.

Biff October 14, 2012 at 2:08 am

I've never been there, so I don't have any first-hand knowledge with which to form an informed opinion. I do remember your beautiful women's beach volleyball team though, and I approve heartily.

BloviateMe October 13, 2012 at 10:06 pm

Today's Brazilian takeover has been brought to you by the letter "K."

This should irritate them: futebol é estúpido…futebol americano é um esporte de homens real.

Biff October 14, 2012 at 2:08 am

This one seems nice, can I keep her?

krazyvladimir October 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Spammers who don't promote Viagra and loan refinancing ????? I love these guys!!!

glasspusher October 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

If the Tigers win it all, will Romney say he backed them from the beginning? Nice 6th inning, three more to go.

Callyson October 13, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Yeah, I'm glad I checked in on the game. Watch Mittens say something insipid about that homer having been the right height in 3…2…1…

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

gente eles são quenianos!

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Quer dize que não são americanos!!??

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Boa noite, maravilhosos amigos brasileiros! I think Brazil is awesome, particularly their use of so much clean-burning bio-diesel fuel. And Carnival — that kicks ass. But I have to admit that this is a really strange way to meet a bunch of Brazilian commenters.

If you don't intend to troll, then what brings you to suddenly comment on Wonkette? It just seems very weird.

(Also, I hope Google Translate did not horribly mangle my greeting!)

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm

also visit our website, there is a translator especially for you: http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I appreciate it! I still wonder, though, of all the websites out there, why choose Wonkette? Just at random?

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm

we wanted to comment on a site in another country. A friend of ours has indicated this and we are here.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm

I ALSO ASK ME THAT
WE ARE BRAZILIAN LEAGUE NOT EVEN HALF DOIDINHOS
BUT WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:28 pm

Half-doidinhos ? hahahaha

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:31 pm

I THINK YES
WAS PERHAPS THE KKK
THIS SITE IS ABOUT WHAT?
SITEM MAXIMUM THE TV AND TV ARE FOCUS ON TELEVISION
We commented THERE

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:39 pm

This site is about left-wing politics. We make fun of the right-wing, the Republicans, the bankers, the Tea Party, racists, homophobes, Sarah Palin, et cetera.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:12 pm

DO NOT WORRY WE'RE ALL IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU ARE VERY KIND, I'm VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ALL IN RECEIVE ACCORDINGLY, WE ARE SPECIALIZED IN SITES commentators TELEVISION, AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME IN BRAZIL

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

Oh I'm so thankful :) Visit our web-site and comment with us :)

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm

ISSO AI SUZANINHA
AGORA VAI TER QUE ESCREVER ALMAS ENTRELAÇADAS EM INGLÊS TAMBÉM!

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm

thank you for the reception saw the tv maxima and discuss with us

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Now in our web-site we have a translator, for you guys fell free to comment with us and both understand :)

Sharkey October 13, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Take me to your leader.

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 10:09 pm

I am very good friends with a Brazilian from Rio. His name is Juan. Do you know him?

YerMa October 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I have not, but I let him crash at my place when he was visiting the states. I should since he totally owes me a solid.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:12 pm

Do you guys like Star Wars ?

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:17 pm

I prefer Star Trek myself.

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 10:31 pm

The old ones, yes. The ones with Jar-Jar . . . not so much.

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:31 pm

I prefer MST3K.

Sharkey October 14, 2012 at 10:09 am

What is that, a spinoff of Star Whores?

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:14 pm

OT: Good news, denizens of these Wonkettes. PPP has Obama up 51-46, which is actually a very slight increase from the poll they took two weeks ago. Rocky Mountain (a slightly Dem-friendly) poll has Obama up 44-42 in Arizona – yes, blood-red Arizona – which substantiates earlier polls showing this state as competitive. They've actually been pretty good at predicting past presidential elections because they seem to be able to reach the state's hispanic population better than other pollsters.

Whether the Arizona poll is realistic or not, I hope Dems run with it as shamelessly as Republicans run with polls from their pollsters. lol

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm

kkkkkkkk

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Off topic? How dare you go off topic on a night like this!

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

No need to apply the OT tag tonight, think of it as an open thread. So, what is your favorite Brazilian telenovella?

Negropolis October 14, 2012 at 12:07 am

Is…is…it over, yet?

**peeks head over rampart**

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm

I wish we were as environmentally conscious of Brazil, but I am from Chicago so I have to admit I'm a bit disappointed that you got the Olympics. :)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Brazilian friends, we are having an election here in November. Can you send some people to make sure that our election and is fair and legal?

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:18 pm

HERE IN BRAZIL WE USE ELECTRONIC URN
IS A VERY EASY WAY TO VOTE AND SPREAD RESULTS
BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU
HOPE VOTE RIGHT!

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Well said, Igor.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:29 pm

OBRIGADO SUZANA

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:33 pm

The problem with our electronic urns is that they are owned by right wing companies. We don't trust them, because they steal the vote. Obrigado.

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 10:26 pm

I was thinking : Or , if not, can they register immediately and get mail-in ballots……………

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Hope you make the best choice :)

BloviateMe October 13, 2012 at 10:18 pm

All right fine. Might as well take advantage of this bizarre situation.

What do you people think of the reelection of Hugo Chavez?

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:21 pm

I THINK WRONG
BECAUSE HE ALREADY FULFILLED TWO ANDATOS
HERE IN BRAZIL OUR PRESIDENT LULA WAS VERY WANTED
STILL AFTER HE LEFT HIS SECOND TERM
OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE TO ANOTHER
DAI CALL NOW WE HAVE A PRESIDENT DILMA

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:23 pm

wrong, the elections there should be equal to four backlight here in Brazil in four years

dogscantlookup October 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm

くそったれ or भवता भवत्या wait what is…
My brain hurts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCPIrs90eg

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:19 pm

Ah, the best justice money can buy. God bless America.

William Bryan Jennings

If that ain't too fucking cute, I don't know what is. Now, excuse me while I vomit at the audacity of his parents, and his mugshot smirk, and, most of all, his gross abuse of his wealth and power.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:31 pm

Love the Joltin' Joe avatar.

"This fucking guy!"

dogscantlookup October 13, 2012 at 10:19 pm

I think I'm having an episode, time ta take my brain meds!

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:24 pm

That's also what Bo said, and we knows he's seen everything.

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:25 pm

the World Cup will be in Brazil you will come here to cheer us?

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:22 pm

EM GERALDO
MAS DEIXA CLARO QUE NÃO É PARA GANHAREM DA GENTE

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Hope so :)

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Can I stay with you?

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:26 pm

Believe me, I wish I could afford to!

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm

yes believe but because you can not come?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:28 pm

you buying?

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:30 pm

buying what?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:43 pm

The trip.

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:35 pm

The booze and teh maconha legal.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:27 pm

What do you guy think about Obama ?

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:37 pm

We will vote for him.

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Relax, everybody. Our new Brazilian friends are awesome. They even called me Gringo. Everything is cool. Let's get back to drinking and snarky comments.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:31 pm

Thanks :)

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:33 pm

THANK KKK
HOPE HAS NOT been upset I HAVE FOR YOU CALLED GRINDO
WELCOME
WE LOVE NEW PEOPLE

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

No problem. Please know that is is almost impossible for me to be offended (by anything).

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:33 pm

I am following you in intense debate

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:39 pm

Tank you

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Thank you

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:33 pm

Brazil is far too awesome a nation for this shit.

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Disney Land is over rated.

Neoyorquino October 13, 2012 at 10:35 pm

Getting a "Brazilian wax" is very popular among North American women . . . :)

BloviateMe October 13, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Enjoying a "Brazilian wax" is very popular amont North American men.

BloviateMe October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

I think we may not be on the same territory here. By "enjoying," I was referring to thatch free cunnilingus…but that's just me.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 10:36 pm

This used to happen on another blog I used to frequent a few years back, but they were Russians.

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Okay

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:39 pm

I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE
And we're not ENCOMODANDO

krazyvladimir October 13, 2012 at 10:36 pm

I bet North Korean spammers wouldn't be fun at all.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Rescued THIS SITE ON FAVOURITES
SEMPRRE POWER THAT I COME HERE TO VISIT YOU
HOPE OUR SITES ALSO VISIT
WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON TV AND TV IN FULL

dogscantlookup October 13, 2012 at 10:40 pm

I do like Sepultura, Chaos A.D. kicked ass

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Do you Bazilions like gladiator movies…?

All your favelas are belong to us.

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Yes

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:42 pm

I don't know, let me take a look, but I know for sure many brazilians love it.

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Go Dallas Cowboy win Baltimore Ravens

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:42 pm

A tip for our new Brazilian friends: When you laugh using "kkkkk" you should know that there was (and still is in some places) a horribly racist and violent group here known as the KKK. Look up Ku Klux Klan and you'll understand. When you laugh use more than 3 k's.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

THANK did not know

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

sorry did not know that

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:47 pm

Oh my God, I swear I didn't know that, ''hahaha'' it's much better, don't you think ?

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:43 pm

I think it would be better with people not like you. Me sorry. :(

You all make us sad for Brazil. You're disrespectfulness makes us most sad!

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

They mean it's expensive to come to Brazil for the worldcup :(

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:45 pm

I'd like to sorry for those brazilians guys that come first and offended you :(

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Wonkette, methinks it's time for a blogwar. If we can find out where they are from on the internet, perhaps we could practice our broken Portuguese on them, and see how they like it…

A blog war most awesome, anyone?

kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 11:46 pm

We will travel to Sao Paulo, bearing a solitary gift…a book, entitled To Serve Brazilian Man…

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Do you guys like Harry Potter movies and books ? I love it.

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

eu adoro Harry Potter

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:47 pm

GENTE QUANDO FOR RIR COM KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
USAR MAIS DE 3 K'S
POIS AQUI EXISTE UM GRUPO RACISTA TERRIVELMENTE VIOLENTOS CONHECIDOS COM 3K'S SEGUIDOS
NÃO IREI PRONUNCIAR AQUI

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

É verdade, muito tenso.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:48 pm

This whole blog can be shipped to Manaus. No one has lost any.

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Hello American Friends , Hello Brasilian Friends .

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

hello davi how are things in focus tv ?

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:50 pm

HELLO DAVI

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Hello Davi :)

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Brazil need death penalty

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Only in specific cases, of course.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Oh god, you do not even know how much I agree with this, tonight. Not even a fucking inkling. lol

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Paz e boa noite.

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Thank You

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:50 pm

BOA NOITE AMIGO
BOA SORTE NA PAZ
E NAS ELEIÇÕES

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Thanks so much friend :)

editor October 13, 2012 at 10:49 pm

this case got dismissed why, exactly?
because it's okay to call a taxi, make them drive you a long-ass way, not pay them, and then stab them?
what, are we all jack nicholson now?

PubOption October 14, 2012 at 10:15 am

Jennings thought the cab driver was talking to him.

Ratinho_SBT October 13, 2012 at 10:51 pm

oi

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Hello

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Ratinho, da uma olhada na novela, hoje você barbarizou hahaha

Ratinho_SBT October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

vou ver

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Hello friend Ratinho ! <3

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

eles comentaram no TV Máxima, Davi.. vc viu?

fuflans October 13, 2012 at 10:51 pm

so i have this idea that mom was out at dinner having a fab cocktail or three with sarah b and all the lovely ladies of wonkette and they were toasting, i don't know, the shuttle making it over the 405 and then all sorts of brazilian hell / wonder breaks loose and now she has to fucking stay up ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.

or maybe mom was just bored with us and asked them to liven things up?

either way: change is a coming.

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:52 pm

hello

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:41 pm

hello, how are you ?

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:52 pm

What are their teams in the NFL ?

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 11:16 pm

Detroit Lions. They are not doing well this year.

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Dallas Cowboys

MistaEko October 14, 2012 at 12:21 am

NO! NO! NO!

Negropolis October 14, 2012 at 12:25 am
fuflans October 13, 2012 at 10:52 pm

oh and btw, the fuck happened to vincent garber and why is he stabbing some egyptian cabbie in CT?

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

NOVELS YOU LIKE?
HERE IN BRAZIL IS THE NATIONAL VICE
ESPECIALLY AS THE GLOBE AND NOVELS TELEVISA
HERE IS A NOVEL IN BRAZIL BRAZIL CALL AVENUE
AND IS TOO
ALMOST ALL ASSIST

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

Hi American friends, I'm David, I live in Sao Paulo, Brazil

AbandonHope_ October 13, 2012 at 10:53 pm

I am curious: how do people in Brazil see the United States, given the last four years with Obama as president? Has he been a big improvement over Bush, or have you not seen much of a change?

And as for television: I like Doctor Who, Star Trek (all of them), Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, M*A*S*H, The West Wing… my five-year-old daughter likes The Powerpuff Girls and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Do. Not. Seriously. Engage.

For the love of god, stop it.

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 11:18 pm

It's kinda fun. They're mostly nice and it is random and hilarious for them all to just show up like this. Not cool on a debate night though.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:55 pm

WE LOVE GIRLS SUPER POWERFUL
WHAT ABOUT OBAMA THINK HE A GOOD PRESIDENT
AT LEAST BETTER THAN BUSH

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Brazilians regard the United States as a dream, everybody dreams of going to Disnay.

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:56 pm

I think the USA is a huge country, has a rich culture, I love Los Angeles, New York, movies, song, Hollywood, Disney World, but some times it freaks me out, like what happened in Iraq.

Ge Ge October 13, 2012 at 10:56 pm

powerpuff girls love obama is a great president

Fare la Volpe October 14, 2012 at 4:18 am

You seemed to have hit their sweet spot with Powerpuff Girls. Who knew Brazilians would love a few ladies with no tits, ass, or even fingers?

Ratinho_SBT October 13, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:55 pm

And For Cristina

Blueb4sinrise October 13, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Hey, anyone in Brazil seen Mitt Romney's tax returns?

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 10:55 pm

Americans, you know the novel 'Rebel', the Mexican Televisa?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:56 pm

We live in São Paulo, do you guys know this city ?

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm

I have always wanted to visit São Paulo, it sounds pretty.

mayor_quimby October 14, 2012 at 3:41 am

I do, and also Curitaba, home of Anderson Silva, my favorite fighter. I hope to go there one day.

Fare la Volpe October 14, 2012 at 4:01 am

Almost moved there when I was nine (we ended up settling in Caracas, Venezuela). Why do you ask?

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Guys, I have to sleep, Good Night!
Bye Friends!

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Boa noite.

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:57 pm

COMO A VIDA É BELA NÉ POVO DO TVM E DO TVF
COM O GOOGLE TRANSLATE TODO MUNDO FALANDO INGLÊS SKSKSKSK

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:57 pm

São Paulo is near Rio de Janeiro, but our city is much more focused in economy.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 11:00 pm
ttommyunger October 13, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Must be doing something right, Trolls are coming out of the woodwork.

JohnnyQuick October 13, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Few realize that after Pele retired, he became Brazil's number one cabbie-stabbist.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 11:23 pm

True story.

dogscantlookup October 13, 2012 at 11:14 pm

The boys from that place make me scurrd

Veritas78 October 13, 2012 at 11:15 pm

What pisses me off is they all seem to have bigger p-nesses than I do. I worked hard for this measly 104, and they waltz in here with their ill-gotten 122s and their snooty 134s, having never labored over a quip or a bon mot in their lives. Harrumph!!

vodkamuppet October 13, 2012 at 11:48 pm

How do you think I feel? I've been towing the 99/100 line for what feels like forever and it takes a special kind of drunk to remain somewhat witty while in a total blackout.

Fare la Volpe October 14, 2012 at 4:05 am

I'm fistin' ya like there's no tamarraw, Captain. She cannae hold any more!

vodkamuppet October 14, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Oooh… keep it coming, I CAN TAKE IT.

HogeyeGrex October 14, 2012 at 6:15 am

I feel your pain.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 12:59 am

Prolly from puking up 500 posts a day. They obviously spend what little time they have left fisting one another.

HistoriCat October 14, 2012 at 9:20 am

One big circle jerk.

DemmeFatale October 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

Really.
Harrumph indeed!

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm

I love it, but how many is a brazillian?

Biff October 14, 2012 at 2:06 am

All of them Katie!

Forgive me.

coolhandnuke October 13, 2012 at 11:42 pm

This is information retrieval not information dispersal.

Negropolis October 13, 2012 at 11:44 pm

Hey, Wonkette, they still totally have the down-fist, over there:

http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

Go to fucking town…for the kkkks.

YerMa October 14, 2012 at 12:47 am

Blogwar!!!

Austin Moon October 13, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Hey folks.

Detesticle October 14, 2012 at 12:12 am

Wonkette Without Borders is the greatest thing ever ever ever

MistaEko October 14, 2012 at 12:19 am

/surveys scene
/one eyebrow raise
/both eyebrows raise
Lionel Messi, best in the world!

SmutBoffin October 14, 2012 at 12:30 am

The fuck is this shit?

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 12:55 am

Tigers may, just may, pull this one out of the fire. Up by 2 in the 12th!

vodkamuppet October 14, 2012 at 1:26 am

WAIT. Billy?

DemmeFatale October 14, 2012 at 1:53 am

Game, shmame!

I am grief-stricken.
My beautiful Derek Jeter has a broken ankle, and will be out for 3 months.

LibertyLover October 14, 2012 at 4:20 am

That was a tough break to watch.

sudsmckenzie October 14, 2012 at 6:43 am
Biff October 14, 2012 at 11:04 am

The poor broke bastard! forget the fucking ankle, I'd sell my entire left FOOT for that kinda bank.

DemmeFatale October 14, 2012 at 11:33 am

Classy.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 14, 2012 at 10:54 pm

A.K.A. "St. Jetersburg"

greenloner October 14, 2012 at 1:01 am

Winter just gave way to spring south of the equator, and folks appear to be frisky. What's the Portuguese for "snark"?

Barbara_ October 14, 2012 at 1:10 am

Dear new friends from afar. Did you know that if you use the Amazon.com link to the right we could all benefit from your purchases and Wonkette will thrive from your consideration? Then we can all be friends and I will upfist you all night. Thanks for being here with us.

Jeffer October 14, 2012 at 2:37 am

I love it when you talk dirty!

Barbara_ October 14, 2012 at 2:40 am

I love it when you talk.

Jeffer October 14, 2012 at 2:47 am

I love you.
So what's up with all the folks with the avatars looking like Sofia Vergara? Usually that means short fat men looking for but sects.

Jeffer October 14, 2012 at 2:59 am

Oooh, Brazilians!
Never mind!

Negropolis October 14, 2012 at 1:28 am

I'm so proud of you guys, but the lowest number I've seen over there is a -2. We can do better than that; show them that we can troll with the best of them; show them some American hospitality. CHARGE!

Poor Suzana. A minute of research and none of this would have ever happened. kkkkk

Oh, yeah, something something something crucify something something something Cross of Gold something something something knifecrime a banker something something with votes. Also. Também.

vodkamuppet October 14, 2012 at 1:29 am

Sooo… Is the invasion over now? What the fuck were we talking about?

Oh yeah, the cab driver that got stabbed. 700 comments in, I'm finally on topic and all I have to say is that it's bad when rich people get away with stabbing cab drivers. Ugh.

RufusTFirefly October 14, 2012 at 1:38 am

I, for one, welcome our Brazlian overlords.

YerMa October 14, 2012 at 1:41 am

Serious question: do they have TrukNutz in Brazil?

Sacanagem October 14, 2012 at 2:00 am

No, but the next best thing: I can't tell you how many times you'll see Brazilian guys grabbing their junk in public.

I find it rather entertaining. Your results may vary.

LibertyLover October 14, 2012 at 4:22 am

They have donkey balls in Hawaii.

Pragmatist2 October 14, 2012 at 8:22 am

No. They have "Trunk Nuts" in Brazil. Eponymous Trunk Nuts at that.

Sharkey October 14, 2012 at 10:14 am

Yeah, like this!

Biff October 14, 2012 at 11:08 am

But are they as useful as trunk monkeys?

DahBoner October 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I don't know. But they do have Mudflap Girls in Messsico.

Sacanagem October 14, 2012 at 1:59 am

As a gringo who speaks a tiny bit of Portuguese, I'm as confused as anybody else by this Brazilian invasion.

For the record, "kkkkkkkk" translates in Portuguese texting, internet etc. as "hahahahahhahaha".

Oi gente! Bemvindo, mais por favor nao abusa a nossa website.

Carry on.

sudsmckenzie October 14, 2012 at 5:59 am

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/KKK this is what kkk translates to us.

Biff October 14, 2012 at 2:14 am

Release the hogs of war!

irishdave3 October 14, 2012 at 3:32 am

So Darien is home to The Bank Dick…on the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia

HogeyeGrex October 14, 2012 at 6:18 am

Makes me think of this
http://xkcd.com/591/

schvitzatura October 14, 2012 at 6:43 am

Do Brazilian bond-underwriting chiefs stab Argentinian cabbies for the lulz* (*Luiz Inácio Lulazzzzzzzz da Silva), too?

Zango Crudmonger October 14, 2012 at 7:22 am

Well, these Brazilians, are they sexy? Might help a bit.

James Michael Curley October 14, 2012 at 8:20 am

After the Brazilians, if you experience mild itching try a medicated talc before putting on your underwear.

gurukalehuru October 14, 2012 at 8:20 am

William Bryan Jennings was obviously named after William Jennings Bryan, the Prairie Populist, the man who said "Thou shalt not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, thou shalt not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold," presumably by his parents, who are currently rolling over in their graves.

el_donaldo October 14, 2012 at 8:38 am

Trolls!!! I missed all the excitement, but it's O.K. I've been training. I'm ready.

UW8316154 October 14, 2012 at 9:21 am

/swooshy tv dream music/
/rubs eyes and yawns/
/stretch/

Wha? Wha happened? I had the weirdest dream last night, guys, that a posse of Brazillians invaded wonkett!!! Isn't that the craziest dream evah?!

PubOption October 14, 2012 at 10:13 am

Must equal zero.

BaldarTFlagass October 14, 2012 at 10:16 am

Dang, instead of watching football last night I coulda been in here, helping our Brazilian guests hone their English language skills, in the spirit of international friendship and cooperation; you know, hands across the water and all that shit. Oh well, despite their being in the stupid fucking SEC, both the LSU and the A&M games were pretty fun to watch.

BeachRose October 14, 2012 at 10:29 am

The tiny knife was only a stopgap, banker was probably texting the kitchen to bring out the Honyaki but the cabbie got there earlier than expected….

Chet Kincaid_ October 14, 2012 at 10:48 am

Brazillian Invasion?! I was told there would be Samba Butts! Mile after mile of Samba Butts…

DahBoner October 14, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Beads?

Incitefully_Joe October 14, 2012 at 11:10 am

I missed all the Brazillian trolls, or whatever, sadface, I was too busy playing video games, as always.

Anyway, I just stopped by here to say that William Bryan Jennings clearly does not refuse to help crucify cabbykind on a cross of gold.

Chow Yun Flat October 14, 2012 at 11:21 am

Morgan Stanley, Stanley Morgan–can't figure out who is doing who.

DahBoner October 14, 2012 at 11:56 am

Why do fucking people live in NYC and want to drive fucking cars?

Take the milk train to Darien, dumbass…

misanthrope October 16, 2012 at 12:38 am

Um yea didn't you poors know that the Amex Black Card comes with an annual "Get Out of Jail Free" pass? You can also use your companion pass for an accomplice when they are charged with an equal or lesser crime. Martha Stewart refused to pay the annnual fee and look what happened..

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 7:59 pm

kkkkkkkkkkk, vai pro quarto com ele

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm

vai você quenga kkk,

Santana Lopez October 13, 2012 at 8:02 pm

kkkkkk

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 8:12 pm

ele ja reservou com vc

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:46 pm

They hate spam :(

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm

how so?

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 9:49 pm

They offended me when I was trring to explain our soap opera :(

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:30 pm

LOGICAL SUZANA
If you know THE PEOPLE OF TVF
IRAM PERCEIVE HaHaHaHa

Igor_Oliveira October 13, 2012 at 10:42 pm

OUR VERY INTERESTING
YOU ARE PLENTY OF INTELLECTUAL
NE INTERESTING, YOU ARE THE POLICY OF LEFT
We talked about TELEVISION AND KKKK
I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Vamos comentar nessa pagina, acho que vocês americanos a conhecem (We shall comment on this page, I think you know the Americans ..)

Daniel Bryan October 13, 2012 at 10:45 pm

Yes , Spoke the truth

SuzanaBustamante October 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Let me take a look.

JohnnyQuick October 13, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Mitt Ratinho? No. Um. Rodeo?

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:43 pm

Nooooooo!!!!

Boojum October 13, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Correction. "I am curious:".

I've never been, but would love to go.

sudsmckenzie October 14, 2012 at 1:46 am
sudsmckenzie October 14, 2012 at 1:53 am

"I had a few drinks before going on stage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom. We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know …" run that through the translator.

Fergalicious ;3 October 14, 2012 at 1:57 am

Kkkkkkkkkkk, queria nem riir

Fergalicious ;3 October 14, 2012 at 1:57 am

Ratinho cê fala inglês que é uma beleza…

Geminisunmars October 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Were these the same folks that tried to jew you down?

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