jail is for democrats

Bankers, Please Feel Free To Stab Any Cab Driver You Wish

william bryan jennings, cabbie stabberWhen we were a little kid and someone asked us the inevitable “what do you want to be when you grow up?” we usually said something like “a movie star!” But in retrospect, we probably should have said “gainfully employed,” or, in the event that we were aiming super high, “a banker!” because bankers appear to have one of the best gigs on earth: it’s gravy all day long, what with all the taxpayer bailouts and Cayman Islands bank accounts, and, as we’ve just learned, bankers can even get away with mundane crimes like stabbing ethnic cab drivers.

Charges against William Bryan Jennings, the former Morgan Stanley U.S. bond-underwriting chief accused of stabbing a New York cab driver over a fare, will be dropped, police said. […] Jennings was accused of attacking the driver, Mohamed Ammar, on Dec. 22 with a 2 1/2-inch blade after a 40-mile (64 kilometer) ride from New York to the banker’s $3.4 million home in Darien. Ammar, a native of Egypt and a U.S. citizen, said Jennings told him, “I’m going to kill you. You should go back to your country,” according to a police report.

Jennings faced assault and hate-crime charges, each of which brings a maximum sentence of five years in prison. He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor. He pleaded not guilty March 9.

Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley, the sixth-largest U.S. bank by assets, said in March that Jennings had been placed on leave. Pendleton didn’t immediately return a call for comment today.

Pen Pendleton. We have nothing to say about that, really, except to pause and consider the name “Pen Pendleton.” Moving on….

Jennings flagged Ammar down in front of Ink48, a hotel on Manhattan’s West Side, sometime before 11 p.m. after the banker said his car service didn’t appear, according to the police report. Jennings had been attending a company Christmas party.

See? Car services? Spokespeople named Pen Pendleton? Multimillion dollar homes? Definitely we should have said “banker” instead of “movie star.”

[Bloomberg]

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  • memzilla

    Pen Pendleton, a spokesman for Morgan Stanley…

    Apparently, Morgan Stanley employees Stabby McStabbington, Asshat O'Asshattery, and Dork Dorkson were not available for comment.

    • Geminisunmars

      I'm waiting to hear from Stanley Morgan.

    • ShreditorsDesk

      Unconfirmed report is: Dork Dorkington has gone to Huffpuffington Postington to write a tell-all, but this is as yet unconfirmington….now back to you….

      • ShreditorsDesk

        Mitt Mittington offered no comment, but referred all enquiries to his beard, Paulington Ryanington…..who had nothing to add.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Pendleton is just trying to pull the woolen over our eyes.

    • bikerlaureate

      Shank Shankerson too (continues the 'pen' / prison theme)…

    • Serolf_Divad

      You ever seen those four guys in the same room together? Has anyone?

      I'm not saying… I'm just saying

    • Callyson

      I wouldn't be surprised if the name weren't short for "Penny Pendleton," but she doesn't want to be associated with such common currency.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      I'm still here bitches. And I know everytihg.

      • Biff

        I see what you did there!

  • bloggingbalkanistan

    When is he is going to come out with his Romney endorsement?

  • GeorgiaMike

    Is this a real guy? I mean, William Bryan Jennings? A bankster?

    • PugglesRule

      Possibly named to "honor" William Jennings Bryan. Apparently went the wrong way somewhere.

      • LibertyLover

        I'd blame the taxi driver.

      • IceCreamEmpress

        William Jennings Bryan was a racist asshole who would have probably applauded.

    • memzilla

      We could try shoving a Cross of Gold, sideways, up his night depository… for teh lulz.

    • Troubledog

      I'm sure they had a good chuckle out in the Hamptons. What ho!

    • WhatTheHeck

      William Bryan Jennings has the perfect name to be a cab driver. For Instance: I say Jennings, take us home and don’t spare the horses.

    • yrbmegr

      Alternate names can be useful at times. Taxes, for example.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    This is disgusting! A true blueblood Wall Streeter would hire someone to kill the cabbie.

    • Barbara_

      Lol, Johnny. I am surprised he didn't get his butler to stab him instead.

    • bikerlaureate

      I'm beginning to lose faith in this whole "job creators" concept.

    • WhatTheHeck

      What the hell for, is a Banker carrying a knife? Was it to cut his blow?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        at 2-1/2 inches, it sounds like a Swiss (Banker's) army knife.

    • synykyl

      Wrong. They'd have one of their junior associates hire someone to hire someone to stab the cabbie.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    BTW, anyone who doesn't have a helicopter waiting to shuttle them around Manhattan is a low life anyway.

  • BlueStateLibel

    "I don't travel by cabs much, but when I do, I like to stab the driver" – William Bryan Jennings

    • Steverino247

      Stay bloodthirsty, my friends!

    • kittensdontlie

      'A man who murders another shortens by a few brief years the life of a human being; but he who votes to increase the burden of debts upon the people of the United States assumes a graver responsibility."–William Jennings Bryan(The Jury, Feb 1890)

      The banker, like his near-namesake, has more regard for greater injustices than mere murder. Debts, foreigners….whatever.

  • mavenmaven

    Most important of all, if you are a banker:
    "He was also charged with not paying the fare, a misdemeanor."
    This is, of course, also the essence of the Romney economy.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Job creators should not have to pay fares, any more than they should pay taxes.

    • schvitzatura

      Is not paying a cabbie, after stabbing him a violation of SEC regs?

      If not, Bill J. Bryan is in the clear…

      • DahBoner

        The real damage would have been if the cabbie had gotten blood on his custom-made Saville row silk banker shirt!!!

  • comrad_darkness

    Come on, at least Mr. Jennings didn't order the cabby to run over any urchins who might have darted out in front of his carriage.

    • memzilla

      ODESSA STEPS LIBEL !!!11!!!

  • savethispatient

    I'm sure Pen Pendleton is what my Dad would call a "Chinless Wonder". Not sure what it means, but it feels good to say it.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Patrick Bateman libel!

    • ElPinche

      Jennings alibi was that he to drop off some video tapes.

  • memzilla

    Este continua a tradição do 1% superior da América usando os 99% do resto de nós, como capachos.

    • – A

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • Castiel

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • glasspusher

      I dunno. I still can't quite get used to tildes over vowels. Español es diffícil sufficiente para mi.

  • AlterNewt

    In his defense…

    No, never mind.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    The checkered history of bankers is marathon. No surprise their cab etiquette is cutting edge.

    • carlosmuecke

      You wascally funster punster!

  • Mittaplasia

    What's black and brown and looks good on a banker?

    A doberman. (it was a lawyer joke, but I think this works, too, also.)

  • Castiel

    hi poo want to bem my friend? loser

    • – A

      nuss

      • Castiel

        calada

  • Castiel

    hi

  • finallyhappy

    what is happening here??? Rebecca- lots of spammers or kids?

    • Geminisunmars

      Or Portugese trolls?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        One dull-witted troll, with a few IDs too many.

    • gullywompr

      Fucking cab drivers…

      • Zango Crudmonger

        I'm feeling stabby

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      I think the tubez of the internets have been diverted.

    • Callyson

      Seriously–WTF is up tonight?

      • glasspusher

        dood, I dunno. I'm only on my first Jim Beam. Perhaps after a few more, this'll make sense. I'm trying to squeeze in a little coding before settling down to yell at the TV, watching the Tigers-Yanks game. Go tiggers, or anyone but the yanks.

    • valgal2342

      Argentina has the best soccer team in the world.
      Bitches!

    • commiegirl99

      Dude, I don't fucking know. They're not supposed to be able to get in here without approval, which they did not get. Did you know that Intense Debate literally will not let you even file a eticket or whatever? There is literally no way to get help with them. They don't even have a twitter. Fuck if I know what to do :(

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Looks like there's a contact form, but it's closed until Monday:
        http://support.intensedebate.com/contact-closed/

        • commiegirl99

          Chet, it's ALWAYS closed till Monday. Including on Monday.

          • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

            Monday, Monday? Their mamas and papas shoulda kept these kids at home.

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

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  • bflrtsplk

    He was carrying only a two-and-a-half inch blade? What kinda wuss ass bankster is this?

    • An_Outhouse

      micro penis

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      Que?

    • shawnthesheep

      If only he'd watched American Psycho on a bigger flat screen he would have known to use a bigger blade.

    • Stevola

      "That's not a knife!"

  • http://mbouffant.blogspot.com M. Bouffant

    Allez vous faire enculer, puto trolls.

  • dogscantlookup

    Is it me you're looking for

  • gullywompr

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    • Zango Crudmonger

      With Votes!!!! Not sure if that's how it works. But ha, nutz-de-truck.

  • dogscantlookup

    This is a mad house! A MAD HOUSE!1!

    New people scare meh

  • An_Outhouse

    STOP IT. IT'S HARD.

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

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      • An_Outhouse

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        • Cristina Rocha SBT

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  • Steverino247

    There's never a banhammer around when you need one…

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Indeed. I just got here. What the fuck is going on? Rebecccccccaaaaaaaaa!

      • Neoyorquino

        It's cool. Random Brazilians came to visit and mingle among the Wonketteers. I think the snark scared some of them at first.

        • Negropolis

          It really isn't cool. We get maybe a post or two on a Saturday, and for this to be the last post of the day, to have it invaded like this isn't cool, at all. I'm not enjoying this, especially since the Saturday night topic was pretty good, this time, with a lot of snark value to it.

          No, I'm not enjoying this, at all.

      • commiegirl99

        FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I LEAVE FOR ONE GODDAMN SATURDAY NIGHT

  • An_Outhouse

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  • An_Outhouse

    me 2.

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  • An_Outhouse

    you're late. get me a margarita.

    • ElPinche

      Oooh! Free blow jobs in the kitchen!! Is abuelita removing her dentures this time?

  • BlueStateLibel

    It's the October surprise – Willard has unleashed the Mittborgs on Wonkette.

    • JorgeMax

      NO FRIEND! It VISIT SOME BRAZILIAN TRAVELLERS!

    • LibertyLover

      World Net Daily rejects.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Mittborg libel!

  • An_Outhouse

    bend over and we'll see.

  • vodkamuppet

    FINNISH THE DANG FENCE!!!

    • kittensdontlie

      Forget the fence, we need a pirahna-filled moat!

      • glasspusher

        Where's actor? Those little finns remind me of him.

  • Biff

    Tits or GTFO.

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    I have to use a google tradutor here. Anybody helps me? I want sex.

    • Biff

      We all do, Cristina. We all do.

      • Castiel

        be carefull, shes are a man, if you can understand me…

      • Cristina Rocha SBT

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    • James Michael Curley

      "Com um rosto como o de que você não tem nada para falar sobre …"

      • Cristina Rocha SBT

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      • Cristina Rocha SBT

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        I'm beautiful and sexy and powerful, die of envy

        • Santana Lopez

          hahaha peguei

          • Cristina Rocha SBT

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  • chascates

    Aren't most New York cab drivers from a foreign country? They move here to the land of 'freedom' to try to better their lot in life and a rich bastard pulls a shiv on them?

  • BoatOfVelociraptors

    He might not be able to squeeze blood out of a stone, but cabbies work just fine.

  • Woodshedding

    Only slightly OT, today I've clicked on Romney ads about 15 times. He has to pay every time I click. Only once did I actually look at anything. Did y'all know he's going to create 12 million jobs? what a nice man. I bet he hasn't stabbed any Egyptians in at least a month.

    • memzilla

      Well, now he only has to create 11,999,985 jerbs.

    • James Michael Curley

      Stop that! You'll grow hair on your palms.

    • Callyson

      *He* has to pay? OK, my plans for the next four weeks are set…

    • schvitzatura

      RMoney plans on helping Israel bomb future NYC cabbies (nuclear scientists who can't get teaching jobs at Columbia due to lack of proper accreditation) who hail from Isfahan, if elected.

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    God, this is as inane as the Friday night chatter on Slate.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      WTF is happening?

      • LibertyLover

        Just keep them away from The Daily Beast blog.

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

  • Crank_Tango

    Is it even a crime to stab a cabbie in NY anymore, I mean: Bloomberg.

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    Castiel and Bear is a fagot, he loves cock

    • An_Outhouse

      u came to the right place.

      • Cristina Rocha SBT

        But i dont like, Castiel likes your little cock

        • Castiel

          kkkkkkkkkkkk shut up

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I'll never forget the night Wonkette was taken over by the cast of a Brazilian telenovela.

    • gullywompr

      I will.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Well, it's not nearly as good as "Uga Uga," but then what ever has been?

      • Zango Crudmonger

        Well, there was bunga bunga once upon a time.

    • Biff

      E você veio parar aqui?

    • glasspusher

      No, it wasn't a dream- and you were there, and you were there…

    • LibertyLover

      It's so fresh in my mind.

    • memzilla

      The word you're looking for is "cantarolar."

  • An_Outhouse

    she told me you were. that's why we prepped the basememt room 4 u.

  • vodkamuppet

    No worries, I can spot an internet tranny a mile away, got burned on that once. Off topic: who are you people?

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      I'm a diva and you trash

      • vodkamuppet

        SPEAK AMERICAN!!!

        • Cristina Rocha SBT

          i speak english, no American donkey

          • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

            kkkkkkkkkkkkkthxbai

          • Zango Crudmonger

            What do you mean? I am higher than the Lord Jesus Himself, and I can't understand you. I speak English, No American, Donkey? WTF is American? Donkey? How about I get another bloodymary and and and and and and AND not still get where you are coming from.

  • YerMa

    Perhaps this banker is available to shank some Brazilian trolls.

    With votes!!

    • DahBoner

      We can't afford American trolls. Go easy on 'em…

  • Santana Lopez

    Que isso em Cristina

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      estou me enturmando amor

  • Castiel

    Cristina vai sair do bbb []sim []claro

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      nao

  • Poindexter718

    "You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold. But stick a shiv in a towlehead? Meh."
    –William Bryan Jennings

  • Blueb4sinrise
    • Castiel

      i can , and u can?

  • Castiel

    ROFL

  • YerMa

    This is why we can't have nice things.

  • DCBloom

    Editrix, help! The Brazillians are scary…

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      and mean.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    I think I'm in the right place, but everything feels so wrong. Where is my wonkette?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Still here. Just a little more crowded with all our new friends! Not sure how Santana from Glee got here, though.

      • Castiel

        (:

      • Cristina Rocha SBT

        kkkkkkkkkkkk

    • YerMa

      The 2016 Olympics marketing team thought this would be a hit.

    • glasspusher

      I think we need to group together. For instance: do all bankers carry knives? Discuss.

      • LibertyLover

        I think they are called shivs in prison. Oh wait, bankers don't go to prison, do they?

        • glasspusher

          Rilly. I suppose in Republican, I mean, white collar prison, they're sterling silver butter knives?

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          They have friends who own prisons.

  • Santana Lopez
  • Santana Lopez

    Follow me is not going to make an attempt on the country of you

    • Arkoday

      Building weather large tire? Oh, point! Tarp see load me strongly. Also.

  • vodkamuppet

    Gah, even the old Breirbart trolls were more entertaining.

    • glamourdammerung

      How do we know that it is not the same clown?

      • vodkamuppet

        Because if it were, he'd already be following our ID profiles by now. That shithead doesn't change his M.O., he's not very bright.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    All yer sex talk iz belong to us.

  • Castiel

    im bored, going out, bye

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    calado seu lixo, vc que ta procurando e ate achou, kkkkkkkkk

    • Castiel

      ja vc fica na seca kkk

  • Castiel

    and do not forget, follow me pls :D

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian overlords.

    I am still here bitches. And I know everytihg.

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      Oh that's good. Now shut up and go find a male, fagot

  • ChickTract_Fil_A

    Did the bankers just pay their children to troll Wonkette? Effin' bankers, hate them all.

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      kkkk, me too

  • YerMa

    yay, i finally figured out how to have an avatar in this damn place!

    • kittensdontlie

      And that is a scary one….

      • YerMa

        Bad hair day. Don't be judgey.

        • kittensdontlie

          Don't change!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    I guess Biden had a better night than we thought…

    • vodkamuppet

      Still doesn't beat the summer of 87 though.

  • Callyson

    For the non-WTF trolls still here–from the Bloomberg article:

    I’m aware that the charges are being dropped,” Detective Chester Perkowski of the Darien, Connecticut, police department said today in an interview. He declined to comment further.

    Translation–he is *pissed* off. Can't say I blame him…

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      How can they drop the charges? Oh yeah. There are different laws for the rich.

      • glasspusher

        The golden rule trumps a yellow cab every time. That might be as good as I've got tonight, folks, hope it helped.

      • PubOption

        It might even be cheaper to pay the bribes than the fines.

  • YerMa

    Her name is Rio and she dances in the saaaand

    Fuck you for the earworm, trolls. x(

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      Fuck you bitch, please

  • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johnny-Appletruth/133951326629923?sk=wall deanbooth

    Dios Mio!! Aye Yi Yi!!

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    Here are many animals.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    Ban hammer please.

    • glasspusher

      One must imagine Sisyphus happy…

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Huh. I always assumed we would be taken over by the Chinese. Whatever.

    • HistoriCat

      I guess the Chinese have higher standards – they outsourced the takeover to Brazilians. All that fucking Rosetta Stone Chinese down the drains now.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    The banker has got it wrong. He is one that is supposed to be on the business end of a pitch fork named Pokey.

    • PubOption

      Unfortunately, the revolution has not yet started.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Kilmeade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It's Kilmeade!!!!!!!!

    • poorgradstudent

      Or Kilmeade's low-cost Brazilian equivalent.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I find this all very difficult to fap to.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Sooo, I'm bored riding the bus so I thought I would figure out what this kkkkkkk nonsense was. Apparently it's like LOL? I fucking HATE people who use LOL and I believe I will add people who use kkkkkkk to the list. I will determine I I am going to laugh out loud, thank you very much.

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

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    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      It's unfortunate when they only use 3 k's.

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        I was thinking mebbe they were extra racist.

        • LibertyLover

          Too bad they can't just use k squared.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Oh shit! Is that what ' LOL' means?

    • Biff

      ¡jajajajaja!

    • glasspusher

      Maybe the kkkkk is like Smedley the dog snickering? I prefer the venerable ha ha myself.

      • LibertyLover

        Cackling on the interwebs? After all, It's getting close to Halloween.

      • memzilla

        You refer to the Muttley Chuckle, I believe.

        • glasspusher

          Ah, yes! I stand corrected.

    • kittensdontlie

      Only RETARDS use k's….

    • dogscantlookup

      I figured that kkkkkkkk was the sign of the new super klan. My silly filters

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    I'm on fire. I want a firefighter to delete it

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Oh god yes delete me! Delete me! Delete me!

    • Boojum

      "Put it out", not "delete". Or maybe delete.

  • Biff

    Ela veio ao lugar certo!

  • vodkamuppet

    We all want things we can't have, Cristina. I want a house made out of candy and for my parents to get back together but you don't see me complaining about it to strangers on the internet, right?

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      kkkk
      But I can have whatever I want because I'm beautiful and sexy. Look at me dear.

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

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    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      kkkkkkkkkkk, interação

  • Neoyorquino

    Our visitors apparently were tutored in English by Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth. http://youtu.be/m_mDTLphIVY

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Oh my God.

    • JorgeMax

      Não foi pelo google tradutor mesmo!!

    • JorgeMax

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    • – A

      shut up

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Good night people :)

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Oi Suzana , parabéns! Hoje Almas Entrelaçadas estava ótimo .

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

        Obrigada Davi, eu vi seus comentários, agradeço muito a presença :)

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      hello diva

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

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    • Cristina Rocha SBT

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    • PikachuXD

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      • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

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      • Cristina Rocha SBT

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    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

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  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel
  • – A

    Good Night Bitches

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Hey people, do you guys would like to read a brazilian soap opera ? Just click on my name, there is the link, if you can't understand, maybe google translator can adjust it :)

    • YerMa

      I can't speak for others, but I would like it if you and your spammy friends found subspace else to troll.

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

        I'm not trolling, just wanna know other people, I swear, that's not my intention.

        • Boojum

          So, go elsewhere and enjoy.

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Almas Entrelaçadas, a brazilian soap opera, I'm the writer, hope you enjoy :)

  • YerMa

    Rush Limbaugh's discussion forum would likely yield a plethora of takers.

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Ela é muito cobiçada no Brasil .
      Muito Famosa

      • Cristina Rocha SBT

        isso mesmo lindo

    • Cristina Rocha SBT

      I am not selling dear

      • YerMa

        Oh, you want to pay FOR sex? Now I understand what brought you here. Wonketteers are fucking hawt.

        • Cristina Rocha SBT

          Cinico, safado e sem-vergonha. Respeite uma dama de familia.
          Cynical, shameless and brazen. Respect a lady of family.

          • JorgeMax

            Christina larga de fazer barraco nos states!!!

        • vodkamuppet

          I don't tangle with lot lizards no more, nuh-uh. learned my lesson that one time in Cheyene.

    • glasspusher

      Do they speak Portuguese in Costa Rica?

      • YerMa

        Close enough, no?

      • Cristina Rocha SBT

        no donkey

      • JorgeMax

        LOL! Somos do Brasil mesmo!!!!

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

        Perhapth they thpeak Cathtilian?

        • glasspusher

          You are juth tho thenthitive!

  • Dona Clotilde CNT HD

    Amercianos vcs sabiam que não exite mulher feia, existe mulher que não conhece os produtos jequiti

    • PikachuXD

      ahahahahahe

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Please visit redstate.com

    • Fairtackle

      Yes, they like Brazilian ladymen a lot and have lots of money to spend.

    • HistoriCat

      And if that gets old, there's always Breitbart's sites.

    • Negropolis

      Oh please, YES! This on million times. lol

      • Negropolis

        BTW, you can pay them a friendly visit, here:
        http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

        Make sure to mention redstate.com

        • memzilla

          THIS IS WHERE THEY GET THEIR P-NESS.

          Hmmm.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            It's where they're losing it, now.

  • Dona Clotilde CNT HD

    no ugly women, there is no woman who knows the products Jequiti

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Absolutely True, Jequiti rules.

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    SÓ CUSTA 50 DOLLARES .
    Ela é HOT :
    http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba

    • – A

      kkkk

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    Saturday Night Wonkette!

    Woo! Get about as oiled as a diesel train…

    It's alright for stabbing…Saturday Night!
    ~

  • poorgradstudent

    I never thought I'd see Brazil launch an invasion of one of my favorite blogs. Is this a direct challenge to Nigeria's domination of the Interwebs?

    • JorgeMax

      Hello friend we just estmaos visiting the blog of you there in our're just a bummer!

    • LibertyLover

      Doesn't bode well for the Olympics in 2016, does it?

    • bikerlaureate

      Were we bad?
      Did we bring this on ourselves somehow?

      Or… is it simply President Obama's fault?

    • Ge Ge

      're not just visiting the blog

  • glasspusher

    I went to a play last night, "Fuddy Meers", where one of the characters has a stroke and is difficult to understand. I feel the same way, reading some of the English here tonight. You've gotta know the rules to break them!

    • – A

      U.S. manipulated his die

      • glasspusher

        Thank you. I rest my case.

        • – A

          I WANT THE NEW WORLD ORDER

          • Boojum

            The new order, I want the world.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Aw, crap.

  • UW8316154

    I'm on my third G&T, and by god if our new brazillian overlords aren't starting to make alot sense to me.

    • memzilla

      Sayyy…. didn't the Krell come from the southern hemisphere of their planet?

  • PikachuXD

    Davi Carrossel 1 dollar hour to sex…

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Vou passar as fotos da sua mãe;.

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    I Love Selena Gomez <3
    ♫I I Love you like a love song baby ..♫

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      YESSSSS

  • PikachuXD

    kkkkkkkkkkkk

  • glasspusher

    Come on over! Yeah, no rest for the yanks. Nice that they have a 40 year old pitcher who took HGH for at least as long as it took him to recover from an injury. Maybe if I had started taking HGH and testosterone in my mid 30s I'd be pitching tonight too…

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    I didn't come here to troll, I'm not this kind of person.

    • YerMa

      Then be a peach and go away.

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

        You're sooo polite …

  • Barrelhse

    When people ask of me
    "What would you like to be,
    Now that you're not a kid anymore?"
    I know just what to say,
    I answer right away
    "There's just one thing that I'm wishing for,
    I WANNA BE BOBBY"S GIRL!!!"

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    QUEM VAI QUERER? ELA É UMA BITCH DE LUXO FAMOSA NO BRASIL http://intensedebate.com/profiles/bandidacskgloba

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Sorry , Bye Bye .

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Jequiti rules !!

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Pessoal ,vamos parar de Troll , coitados .

    Sorry !!!!

  • LibrarianX

    Is stabbing bankers a crime?

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Sorry, we will not troll.
    Sorry, Bye Bye

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Oh my God, you guys are offending Brazil, that's sooo unfair.

    • – A

      love love

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Dilma Rousseff – President of Brazil
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dilma_Rousseff

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Awesome! I'm saving that one.

    • Fare la Volpe

      That's an awful lot of forehead for not a lot of face.

  • LibertyLover

    I hope our new Brazilian overlords don't find out about World Net Daily or The Daily Beast where we really let our hair down.

    • YerMa

      Ok, guys, on the count of three, everyone yell "goal" to distract them.

      One.
      Two.
      Three…

      Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll!!!

      • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

        Goooooooool !!!!! é do Corinthians!!!!

        • Ge Ge

          não é do Mengão

      • JorgeMax

        Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll!!!! do Mengão!

  • Ge Ge

    hello

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Hello Geraldo Luiz , Hey Galo Willian <3

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

      oii

  • Ge Ge

    ignorado

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Nooo, we've just answered you :)

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

        oi suzana, vc por aqui.. divulguei nosso site

  • Barrelhse

    "Indonesia for the Indonesians!"

  • – A

    Who likes of pretty little liars'm a fan?

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      I love it.

      • – A

        2

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Let's comment about the post ?

  • LibertyLover

    Corinthians are only good for their leather anyway…

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Not true.

    • JorgeMax

      The Corinthians is going to be world champion clubs! can write!

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Stabbing ethnic cab drivers ? That's ridiculous, seriously.

  • Ge Ge

    where the Americans are gone?

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      They're here.

      • Neoyorquino

        Sim, estamos aqui. :)

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    I Love Selena Gomez <3
    ♫I I Love you like a love song baby ..♫

    • – A

      I LOVE

      • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

        I LOVE RACHEL BERRY

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    I hate ethnic discrimination.

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    garoto de programa

  • JorgeMax

    I do not know! and the Google translator does not know! LOL! Kkkkkkk!

    • Albydeias

      Só putaria, heim. KKKKK

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Bye American Friends!
    Bye Bye ! :*

    • Neoyorquino

      Será que vamos nos encontrar de novo? :(

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

        sempre vamos vir aqui para vos visitar..
        we always come here to visit you ..

  • – A

    Sorry guys for the words, Follow me in intense debate now :)

  • Ge Ge

    Where were the Americans?

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    I LOVE BURBERRY.

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    Neoyorquino no TV Máxima!!!

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Oh my God, let's take a look.

      • Neoyorquino

        Sim, como parte de nosso programa de intercâmbio internacional. ;)

        • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

          That's awesome.

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    What TV channel do you guys prefer ? ABC, CBS, NBS, FOX or THE CW ?

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

      tem uma pessoa daqui comentando sua novela!!!

    • vodkamuppet

      I'm partial to TEN, myself.

      • Ge Ge

        you've heard of network TV record
        watch it I recommend

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

        That's the best you can do, congratulations :)

  • Ge Ge

    American guys like to talk about TV ?

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      I don't know :(

    • HistoriCat

      Sorry – Wonkette is a mommy blog. We usually only talk about TruckNutz and butt sex.

  • Limeylizzie

    It is Brazil where the nuts come from, isn't it? What is going on here, people?

    • vodkamuppet

      Yeah, no one knows what the fuck is going on. Perhaps we were all wrong and this is the first tribulation?

    • YerMa

      Thank you for what will be one of my new favorite retorts.

      "NUT IS YOU!"

      • LibertyLover

        New wonkette meme…..

        • HistoriCat

          kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

          • Boojum

            Nut is you, Truck!

    • AbandonHope_

      I love Brazil nuts. According to Wikipedia, they are called "castanhas-do-Pará" in Brazil. Which, I suppose, makes sense, because otherwise they'd just be "nuts", and honestly, where's the sense in that?

      However, I have no clue what is going on.

      • Limeylizzie

        They call them Nigger-toes in Texas, of course they do.

        • Boojum

          And Georgia and Tennessee and Alabama…need I go on?

        • mayor_quimby

          I'm black and since learning this,I go out of my way to use "nigger toes"
          That shit shuts down an unwanted convo at a bar when you ask if they serve them.

          • Limeylizzie

            I was completely gobsmacked when I first heard that , when I lived in Texas, used by educated people.

          • Geminisunmars

            Were these the same folks that tried to jew you down?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Um, just some stuff. You know. A bunch of random Brazilian people showed up. That's all. I think they're lost.

      • Daniel Bryan

        No lost is you

        • Boojum

          Nut is you!

        • Fare la Volpe

          In America, you fuck ass.

          In Brazil, ass fucks YOU!!

  • Fairtackle

    Tonight we are all pobre bastardos.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    I, for one, welcome our new Brazilian Tranny Overlords.

  • Daniel Bryan

    Hello , The Usa has to end injustice

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Yes. Brazil too.

  • Igor_Oliveira

    O POVO TA FAZENDO BARRACO ATÉ AQUI?

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

      não, estamos comentando civilizadamente, pelo menos eu, o daniel e a suzana

      • Igor_Oliveira

        AFINAL O QUE QUE É ISSO?

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      We are in a exchange program, for us to adquire nem culture sir :)

      • Igor_Oliveira

        NOSSA QUE CHIQUE DESCULPA AI EM KKKKKKKKK

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    I'm so thankful for guys have visited TV Máxima, fell free to come back and comment with us :)

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      You seem very nice. I just worry about your marketing department. Good luck with the show!

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

        Thanks :)
        What ? Marketing departmente ? What's to worry about :?

        • AbandonHope_

          It's just that this website is devoted to left-wing United States politics — it's a very strange place to suddenly have a bunch of commenters from a Brazilian telenovela appear!

          • vodkamuppet

            Surreal feels like the right word.

        • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

          The hateful language some people were using earlier, like gay slurs and other insults. We are cynics here but mostly friendly with one another.

          • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

            Don't worry, we know them for a long time, but we are different :)

  • Igor_Oliveira

    GENTE O QUE QUE É ISSO?
    COMO VCS CHEGARAM ATÉ AQUI?
    EU TO CONFUSO

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Secret sir.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Visitor people: We're not Americans, we're Kenyans.

    • Boojum

      Kenyan Muslins, even.

    • Biff

      I've never been there, so I don't have any first-hand knowledge with which to form an informed opinion. I do remember your beautiful women's beach volleyball team though, and I approve heartily.

  • BloviateMe

    Today's Brazilian takeover has been brought to you by the letter "K."

    This should irritate them: futebol é estúpido…futebol americano é um esporte de homens real.

    • Biff

      This one seems nice, can I keep her?

  • krazyvladimir

    Spammers who don't promote Viagra and loan refinancing ????? I love these guys!!!

  • glasspusher

    If the Tigers win it all, will Romney say he backed them from the beginning? Nice 6th inning, three more to go.

    • Callyson

      Yeah, I'm glad I checked in on the game. Watch Mittens say something insipid about that homer having been the right height in 3…2…1…

  • Igor_Oliveira

    gente eles são quenianos!

    • JorgeMax

      Quer dize que não são americanos!!??

  • AbandonHope_

    Boa noite, maravilhosos amigos brasileiros! I think Brazil is awesome, particularly their use of so much clean-burning bio-diesel fuel. And Carnival — that kicks ass. But I have to admit that this is a really strange way to meet a bunch of Brazilian commenters.

    If you don't intend to troll, then what brings you to suddenly comment on Wonkette? It just seems very weird.

    (Also, I hope Google Translate did not horribly mangle my greeting!)

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

      also visit our website, there is a translator especially for you: http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

      • AbandonHope_

        I appreciate it! I still wonder, though, of all the websites out there, why choose Wonkette? Just at random?

        • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

          we wanted to comment on a site in another country. A friend of ours has indicated this and we are here.

        • Igor_Oliveira

          I ALSO ASK ME THAT
          WE ARE BRAZILIAN LEAGUE NOT EVEN HALF DOIDINHOS
          BUT WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE

          • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

            Half-doidinhos ? hahahaha

          • Igor_Oliveira

            LOGICAL SUZANA
            If you know THE PEOPLE OF TVF
            IRAM PERCEIVE HaHaHaHa

        • Igor_Oliveira

          I THINK YES
          WAS PERHAPS THE KKK
          THIS SITE IS ABOUT WHAT?
          SITEM MAXIMUM THE TV AND TV ARE FOCUS ON TELEVISION
          We commented THERE

          • AbandonHope_

            This site is about left-wing politics. We make fun of the right-wing, the Republicans, the bankers, the Tea Party, racists, homophobes, Sarah Palin, et cetera.

          • Igor_Oliveira

            OUR VERY INTERESTING
            YOU ARE PLENTY OF INTELLECTUAL
            NE INTERESTING, YOU ARE THE POLICY OF LEFT
            We talked about TELEVISION AND KKKK
            I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE

    • Igor_Oliveira

      DO NOT WORRY WE'RE ALL IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE, YOU ARE VERY KIND, I'm VERY HAPPY FOR YOU ALL IN RECEIVE ACCORDINGLY, WE ARE SPECIALIZED IN SITES commentators TELEVISION, AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE WELCOME IN BRAZIL

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Oh I'm so thankful :) Visit our web-site and comment with us :)

      • Igor_Oliveira

        ISSO AI SUZANINHA
        AGORA VAI TER QUE ESCREVER ALMAS ENTRELAÇADAS EM INGLÊS TAMBÉM!

    • Ge Ge

      thank you for the reception saw the tv maxima and discuss with us

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Now in our web-site we have a translator, for you guys fell free to comment with us and both understand :)

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    Take me to your leader.

  • YerMa

    I am very good friends with a Brazilian from Rio. His name is Juan. Do you know him?

    • YerMa

      I have not, but I let him crash at my place when he was visiting the states. I should since he totally owes me a solid.

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Do you guys like Star Wars ?

    • AbandonHope_

      I prefer Star Trek myself.

    • Neoyorquino

      The old ones, yes. The ones with Jar-Jar . . . not so much.

    • Boojum

      I prefer MST3K.

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      What is that, a spinoff of Star Whores?

  • Negropolis

    OT: Good news, denizens of these Wonkettes. PPP has Obama up 51-46, which is actually a very slight increase from the poll they took two weeks ago. Rocky Mountain (a slightly Dem-friendly) poll has Obama up 44-42 in Arizona – yes, blood-red Arizona – which substantiates earlier polls showing this state as competitive. They've actually been pretty good at predicting past presidential elections because they seem to be able to reach the state's hispanic population better than other pollsters.

    Whether the Arizona poll is realistic or not, I hope Dems run with it as shamelessly as Republicans run with polls from their pollsters. lol

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      kkkkkkkk

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Off topic? How dare you go off topic on a night like this!

    • vodkamuppet

      No need to apply the OT tag tonight, think of it as an open thread. So, what is your favorite Brazilian telenovella?

    • Negropolis

      Is…is…it over, yet?

      **peeks head over rampart**

  • AbandonHope_

    I wish we were as environmentally conscious of Brazil, but I am from Chicago so I have to admit I'm a bit disappointed that you got the Olympics. :)

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Brazilian friends, we are having an election here in November. Can you send some people to make sure that our election and is fair and legal?

    • Igor_Oliveira

      HERE IN BRAZIL WE USE ELECTRONIC URN
      IS A VERY EASY WAY TO VOTE AND SPREAD RESULTS
      BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU
      HOPE VOTE RIGHT!

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

        Well said, Igor.

        • Igor_Oliveira

          OBRIGADO SUZANA

      • Boojum

        The problem with our electronic urns is that they are owned by right wing companies. We don't trust them, because they steal the vote. Obrigado.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      I was thinking : Or , if not, can they register immediately and get mail-in ballots……………

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Hope you make the best choice :)

  • BloviateMe

    All right fine. Might as well take advantage of this bizarre situation.

    What do you people think of the reelection of Hugo Chavez?

    • Igor_Oliveira

      I THINK WRONG
      BECAUSE HE ALREADY FULFILLED TWO ANDATOS
      HERE IN BRAZIL OUR PRESIDENT LULA WAS VERY WANTED
      STILL AFTER HE LEFT HIS SECOND TERM
      OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE TO ANOTHER
      DAI CALL NOW WE HAVE A PRESIDENT DILMA

    • Ge Ge

      wrong, the elections there should be equal to four backlight here in Brazil in four years

    • dogscantlookup

      くそったれ or भवता भवत्या wait what is…
      My brain hurts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrCPIrs90eg

  • Negropolis

    Ah, the best justice money can buy. God bless America.

    William Bryan Jennings

    If that ain't too fucking cute, I don't know what is. Now, excuse me while I vomit at the audacity of his parents, and his mugshot smirk, and, most of all, his gross abuse of his wealth and power.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Love the Joltin' Joe avatar.

      "This fucking guy!"

  • dogscantlookup

    I think I'm having an episode, time ta take my brain meds!

  • Negropolis

    That's also what Bo said, and we knows he's seen everything.

  • Ge Ge

    the World Cup will be in Brazil you will come here to cheer us?

    • Igor_Oliveira

      EM GERALDO
      MAS DEIXA CLARO QUE NÃO É PARA GANHAREM DA GENTE

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Hope so :)

      • Boojum

        Can I stay with you?

    • AbandonHope_

      Believe me, I wish I could afford to!

      • Ge Ge

        yes believe but because you can not come?

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      you buying?

      • Ge Ge

        buying what?

        • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

          The trip.

          • Boojum

            The booze and teh maconha legal.

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    What do you guy think about Obama ?

    • Boojum

      We will vote for him.

  • Neoyorquino

    Relax, everybody. Our new Brazilian friends are awesome. They even called me Gringo. Everything is cool. Let's get back to drinking and snarky comments.

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Thanks :)

    • Igor_Oliveira

      THANK KKK
      HOPE HAS NOT been upset I HAVE FOR YOU CALLED GRINDO
      WELCOME
      WE LOVE NEW PEOPLE

      • Neoyorquino

        No problem. Please know that is is almost impossible for me to be offended (by anything).

    • Igor_Oliveira

      I am following you in intense debate

    • Daniel Bryan

      Tank you

    • Ge Ge

      Thank you

  • Negropolis

    Brazil is far too awesome a nation for this shit.

    • Boojum

      Disney Land is over rated.

  • Neoyorquino

    Getting a "Brazilian wax" is very popular among North American women . . . :)

    • BloviateMe

      Enjoying a "Brazilian wax" is very popular amont North American men.

      • BloviateMe

        I think we may not be on the same territory here. By "enjoying," I was referring to thatch free cunnilingus…but that's just me.

  • LibertyLover

    This used to happen on another blog I used to frequent a few years back, but they were Russians.

    • Daniel Bryan

      Okay

    • Igor_Oliveira

      I hope you enjoy THE PEOPLE
      And we're not ENCOMODANDO

  • krazyvladimir

    I bet North Korean spammers wouldn't be fun at all.

  • Igor_Oliveira

    Rescued THIS SITE ON FAVOURITES
    SEMPRRE POWER THAT I COME HERE TO VISIT YOU
    HOPE OUR SITES ALSO VISIT
    WE ALWAYS FOCUS ON TV AND TV IN FULL

  • dogscantlookup

    I do like Sepultura, Chaos A.D. kicked ass

  • Negropolis

    Do you Bazilions like gladiator movies…?

    All your favelas are belong to us.

    • Daniel Bryan

      Yes

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      I don't know, let me take a look, but I know for sure many brazilians love it.

  • Daniel Bryan

    Go Dallas Cowboy win Baltimore Ravens

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    A tip for our new Brazilian friends: When you laugh using "kkkkk" you should know that there was (and still is in some places) a horribly racist and violent group here known as the KKK. Look up Ku Klux Klan and you'll understand. When you laugh use more than 3 k's.

    • Igor_Oliveira

      THANK did not know

    • Ge Ge

      sorry did not know that

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Oh my God, I swear I didn't know that, ''hahaha'' it's much better, don't you think ?

  • Negropolis

    I think it would be better with people not like you. Me sorry. :(

    You all make us sad for Brazil. You're disrespectfulness makes us most sad!

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    They mean it's expensive to come to Brazil for the worldcup :(

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    I'd like to sorry for those brazilians guys that come first and offended you :(

  • Negropolis

    Wonkette, methinks it's time for a blogwar. If we can find out where they are from on the internet, perhaps we could practice our broken Portuguese on them, and see how they like it…

    A blog war most awesome, anyone?

    • kittensdontlie

      We will travel to Sao Paulo, bearing a solitary gift…a book, entitled To Serve Brazilian Man…

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Do you guys like Harry Potter movies and books ? I love it.

    • Ge Ge

      eu adoro Harry Potter

  • Igor_Oliveira

    GENTE QUANDO FOR RIR COM KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
    USAR MAIS DE 3 K'S
    POIS AQUI EXISTE UM GRUPO RACISTA TERRIVELMENTE VIOLENTOS CONHECIDOS COM 3K'S SEGUIDOS
    NÃO IREI PRONUNCIAR AQUI

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      É verdade, muito tenso.

  • Negropolis

    This whole blog can be shipped to Manaus. No one has lost any.

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Hello American Friends , Hello Brasilian Friends .

    • Ge Ge

      hello davi how are things in focus tv ?

    • Igor_Oliveira

      HELLO DAVI

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Hello Davi :)

  • Daniel Bryan

    Brazil need death penalty

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Only in specific cases, of course.

    • Negropolis

      Oh god, you do not even know how much I agree with this, tonight. Not even a fucking inkling. lol

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Paz e boa noite.

    • Daniel Bryan

      Thank You

    • Igor_Oliveira

      BOA NOITE AMIGO
      BOA SORTE NA PAZ
      E NAS ELEIÇÕES

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Thanks so much friend :)

  • editor

    this case got dismissed why, exactly?
    because it's okay to call a taxi, make them drive you a long-ass way, not pay them, and then stab them?
    what, are we all jack nicholson now?

    • PubOption

      Jennings thought the cab driver was talking to him.

  • Ratinho_SBT

    oi

    • Daniel Bryan

      Hello

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      Ratinho, da uma olhada na novela, hoje você barbarizou hahaha

      • Ratinho_SBT

        vou ver

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Hello friend Ratinho ! <3

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

        eles comentaram no TV Máxima, Davi.. vc viu?

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    so i have this idea that mom was out at dinner having a fab cocktail or three with sarah b and all the lovely ladies of wonkette and they were toasting, i don't know, the shuttle making it over the 405 and then all sorts of brazilian hell / wonder breaks loose and now she has to fucking stay up ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.

    or maybe mom was just bored with us and asked them to liven things up?

    either way: change is a coming.

  • Ge Ge

    hello

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      hello, how are you ?

  • Daniel Bryan

    What are their teams in the NFL ?

    • vodkamuppet

      Detroit Lions. They are not doing well this year.

      • Daniel Bryan

        Dallas Cowboys

        • MistaEko

          NO! NO! NO!

    • Negropolis
  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh and btw, the fuck happened to vincent garber and why is he stabbing some egyptian cabbie in CT?

  • Igor_Oliveira

    NOVELS YOU LIKE?
    HERE IN BRAZIL IS THE NATIONAL VICE
    ESPECIALLY AS THE GLOBE AND NOVELS TELEVISA
    HERE IS A NOVEL IN BRAZIL BRAZIL CALL AVENUE
    AND IS TOO
    ALMOST ALL ASSIST

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Hi American friends, I'm David, I live in Sao Paulo, Brazil

  • AbandonHope_

    I am curious: how do people in Brazil see the United States, given the last four years with Obama as president? Has he been a big improvement over Bush, or have you not seen much of a change?

    And as for television: I like Doctor Who, Star Trek (all of them), Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, M*A*S*H, The West Wing… my five-year-old daughter likes The Powerpuff Girls and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

    • Negropolis

      Do. Not. Seriously. Engage.

      For the love of god, stop it.

      • vodkamuppet

        It's kinda fun. They're mostly nice and it is random and hilarious for them all to just show up like this. Not cool on a debate night though.

    • Igor_Oliveira

      WE LOVE GIRLS SUPER POWERFUL
      WHAT ABOUT OBAMA THINK HE A GOOD PRESIDENT
      AT LEAST BETTER THAN BUSH

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Brazilians regard the United States as a dream, everybody dreams of going to Disnay.

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

      I think the USA is a huge country, has a rich culture, I love Los Angeles, New York, movies, song, Hollywood, Disney World, but some times it freaks me out, like what happened in Iraq.

    • Ge Ge

      powerpuff girls love obama is a great president

    • Fare la Volpe

      You seemed to have hit their sweet spot with Powerpuff Girls. Who knew Brazilians would love a few ladies with no tits, ass, or even fingers?

  • Ratinho_SBT
    • Daniel Bryan

      And For Cristina

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Hey, anyone in Brazil seen Mitt Romney's tax returns?

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    Americans, you know the novel 'Rebel', the Mexican Televisa?

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    We live in São Paulo, do you guys know this city ?

    • vodkamuppet

      I have always wanted to visit São Paulo, it sounds pretty.

    • mayor_quimby

      I do, and also Curitaba, home of Anderson Silva, my favorite fighter. I hope to go there one day.

    • Fare la Volpe

      Almost moved there when I was nine (we ended up settling in Caracas, Venezuela). Why do you ask?

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Guys, I have to sleep, Good Night!
    Bye Friends!

    • Boojum

      Boa noite.

  • Igor_Oliveira

    COMO A VIDA É BELA NÉ POVO DO TVM E DO TVF
    COM O GOOGLE TRANSLATE TODO MUNDO FALANDO INGLÊS SKSKSKSK

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    São Paulo is near Rio de Janeiro, but our city is much more focused in economy.

  • Negropolis
  • ttommyunger

    Must be doing something right, Trolls are coming out of the woodwork.

  • JohnnyQuick

    Few realize that after Pele retired, he became Brazil's number one cabbie-stabbist.

    • LibertyLover

      True story.

  • dogscantlookup

    The boys from that place make me scurrd

  • Veritas78

    What pisses me off is they all seem to have bigger p-nesses than I do. I worked hard for this measly 104, and they waltz in here with their ill-gotten 122s and their snooty 134s, having never labored over a quip or a bon mot in their lives. Harrumph!!

    • vodkamuppet

      How do you think I feel? I've been towing the 99/100 line for what feels like forever and it takes a special kind of drunk to remain somewhat witty while in a total blackout.

      • Fare la Volpe

        I'm fistin' ya like there's no tamarraw, Captain. She cannae hold any more!

        • vodkamuppet

          Oooh… keep it coming, I CAN TAKE IT.

      • HogeyeGrex

        I feel your pain.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Prolly from puking up 500 posts a day. They obviously spend what little time they have left fisting one another.

      • HistoriCat

        One big circle jerk.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Really.
      Harrumph indeed!

  • Boojum

    I love it, but how many is a brazillian?

    • Biff

      All of them Katie!

      Forgive me.

  • coolhandnuke

    This is information retrieval not information dispersal.

  • Negropolis

    Hey, Wonkette, they still totally have the down-fist, over there:

    http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-no

    Go to fucking town…for the kkkks.

    • YerMa

      Blogwar!!!

  • Austin Moon

    Hey folks.

  • Detesticle

    Wonkette Without Borders is the greatest thing ever ever ever

  • MistaEko

    /surveys scene
    /one eyebrow raise
    /both eyebrows raise
    Lionel Messi, best in the world!

  • SmutBoffin

    The fuck is this shit?

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Tigers may, just may, pull this one out of the fire. Up by 2 in the 12th!

    • vodkamuppet

      WAIT. Billy?

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Game, shmame!

      I am grief-stricken.
      My beautiful Derek Jeter has a broken ankle, and will be out for 3 months.

      • LibertyLover

        That was a tough break to watch.

      • sudsmckenzie
        • Biff

          The poor broke bastard! forget the fucking ankle, I'd sell my entire left FOOT for that kinda bank.

        • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

          Classy.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          A.K.A. "St. Jetersburg"

  • greenloner

    Winter just gave way to spring south of the equator, and folks appear to be frisky. What's the Portuguese for "snark"?

  • Barbara_

    Dear new friends from afar. Did you know that if you use the Amazon.com link to the right we could all benefit from your purchases and Wonkette will thrive from your consideration? Then we can all be friends and I will upfist you all night. Thanks for being here with us.

    • Jeffer

      I love it when you talk dirty!

      • Barbara_

        I love it when you talk.

        • Jeffer

          I love you.
          So what's up with all the folks with the avatars looking like Sofia Vergara? Usually that means short fat men looking for but sects.

          • Jeffer

            Oooh, Brazilians!
            Never mind!

  • Negropolis

    I'm so proud of you guys, but the lowest number I've seen over there is a -2. We can do better than that; show them that we can troll with the best of them; show them some American hospitality. CHARGE!

    Poor Suzana. A minute of research and none of this would have ever happened. kkkkk

    Oh, yeah, something something something crucify something something something Cross of Gold something something something knifecrime a banker something something with votes. Also. Também.

  • vodkamuppet

    Sooo… Is the invasion over now? What the fuck were we talking about?

    Oh yeah, the cab driver that got stabbed. 700 comments in, I'm finally on topic and all I have to say is that it's bad when rich people get away with stabbing cab drivers. Ugh.

  • http://citizenfuturist.wordpress.com/ RufusTFirefly

    I, for one, welcome our Brazlian overlords.

  • YerMa

    Serious question: do they have TrukNutz in Brazil?

    • Sacanagem

      No, but the next best thing: I can't tell you how many times you'll see Brazilian guys grabbing their junk in public.

      I find it rather entertaining. Your results may vary.

    • LibertyLover

      They have donkey balls in Hawaii.

    • Pragmatist2

      No. They have "Trunk Nuts" in Brazil. Eponymous Trunk Nuts at that.

    • DahBoner

      I don't know. But they do have Mudflap Girls in Messsico.

  • Sacanagem

    As a gringo who speaks a tiny bit of Portuguese, I'm as confused as anybody else by this Brazilian invasion.

    For the record, "kkkkkkkk" translates in Portuguese texting, internet etc. as "hahahahahhahaha".

    Oi gente! Bemvindo, mais por favor nao abusa a nossa website.

    Carry on.

  • Biff

    Release the hogs of war!

  • irishdave3

    So Darien is home to The Bank Dick…on the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia

  • HogeyeGrex

    Makes me think of this
    http://xkcd.com/591/

  • schvitzatura

    Do Brazilian bond-underwriting chiefs stab Argentinian cabbies for the lulz* (*Luiz Inácio Lulazzzzzzzz da Silva), too?

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Well, these Brazilians, are they sexy? Might help a bit.

  • James Michael Curley

    After the Brazilians, if you experience mild itching try a medicated talc before putting on your underwear.

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    William Bryan Jennings was obviously named after William Jennings Bryan, the Prairie Populist, the man who said "Thou shalt not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns, thou shalt not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold," presumably by his parents, who are currently rolling over in their graves.

  • el_donaldo

    Trolls!!! I missed all the excitement, but it's O.K. I've been training. I'm ready.

  • UW8316154

    /swooshy tv dream music/
    /rubs eyes and yawns/
    /stretch/

    Wha? Wha happened? I had the weirdest dream last night, guys, that a posse of Brazillians invaded wonkett!!! Isn't that the craziest dream evah?!

  • PubOption

    Must equal zero.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Dang, instead of watching football last night I coulda been in here, helping our Brazilian guests hone their English language skills, in the spirit of international friendship and cooperation; you know, hands across the water and all that shit. Oh well, despite their being in the stupid fucking SEC, both the LSU and the A&M games were pretty fun to watch.

  • BeachRose

    The tiny knife was only a stopgap, banker was probably texting the kitchen to bring out the Honyaki but the cabbie got there earlier than expected….

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Brazillian Invasion?! I was told there would be Samba Butts! Mile after mile of Samba Butts…

    • DahBoner

      Beads?

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

    I missed all the Brazillian trolls, or whatever, sadface, I was too busy playing video games, as always.

    Anyway, I just stopped by here to say that William Bryan Jennings clearly does not refuse to help crucify cabbykind on a cross of gold.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Morgan Stanley, Stanley Morgan–can't figure out who is doing who.

  • DahBoner

    Why do fucking people live in NYC and want to drive fucking cars?

    Take the milk train to Darien, dumbass…

  • misanthrope

    Um yea didn't you poors know that the Amex Black Card comes with an annual "Get Out of Jail Free" pass? You can also use your companion pass for an accomplice when they are charged with an equal or lesser crime. Martha Stewart refused to pay the annnual fee and look what happened..

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    kkkkkkkkkkk, vai pro quarto com ele

  • Castiel

    vai você quenga kkk,

  • Santana Lopez

    kkkkkk

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    ele ja reservou com vc

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    They hate spam :(

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    how so?

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    They offended me when I was trring to explain our soap opera :(

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    Vamos comentar nessa pagina, acho que vocês americanos a conhecem (We shall comment on this page, I think you know the Americans ..)

  • Daniel Bryan

    Yes , Spoke the truth

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/2012/10/web-novela-almas-entrelacadas-capitulo-6_13.html#idc-cont SuzanaBustamante

    Let me take a look.

  • JohnnyQuick

    Mitt Ratinho? No. Um. Rodeo?

  • Boojum

    Nooooooo!!!!

  • Boojum

    Correction. "I am curious:".

    I've never been, but would love to go.

  • sudsmckenzie
  • sudsmckenzie

    "I had a few drinks before going on stage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom. We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know …" run that through the translator.

  • Fergalicious ;3

    Kkkkkkkkkkk, queria nem riir

  • Fergalicious ;3

    Ratinho cê fala inglês que é uma beleza…