STEAL THIS VOTE  12:54 pm October 13, 2012

Meet Your New Diebold!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

I am committed to helping deliver Ohio's electoral votes to the presidentHey, remember when they stole Ohio? Hahaha, yeah, good times. (Here is a quick story explainering the bizarre discrepancies between exit polls, which showed John Kerry winning handily, and the tabulated results, which flipped that. It has the special bonus of world’s greatest pollster Dick Morris musing that since exit polls are like never wrong, and are used in Third World countries to determine if an election’s been thieved, Occam’s Razor insists that the easiest answer is not that the machines were hacked, but that the liberal media fixed … the exit polls. To dissuade Bush voters from coming out. A man of fierce intellect, most certainly.) Right, so! It is time to meet your new Diebold machines, from H.I.G., a company of fine fellows who to the man have donated to Mitt Romney, and a full third of whose board of directors come from Bain? Oh yeah, them.

From The Daily Dolt:

Hart InterCivic is a national provider of election voting systems that are used in swing-states Ohio and Colorado, as well as in states we don’t really care about so much because we already know how they’ll turn out (e.g., Texas, Oklahoma, and Hawaii). Private equity firm H.I.G. Capital, LLC bought out a “significant” portion of Hart in July of 2011, and now the majority of Hart’s board directors are employees of H.I.G. (It’s not entirely clear how much of the voting machine company H.I.G. owns, but the financial advisors responsible for the transaction state that “Hart Intercivic was acquired by HIG Capital.”)

The Daily Dolt goes on to provide helpful links to all H.I.G.’s board of directors, helpfully pointing out which are former Bain employees and which are current Romney bundlers. (All of them, Katie.) So we’re not saying H.I.G. is going to steal Colorado for good old Miffed Romney. We’re just saying what the fuck was wrong with paper ballots?

[DailyDolt]

 

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{ 281 comments }

mavenmaven October 13, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Much more elegant than hanging chads. Either way, as the Romney people say, "we rigged this!"

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Let's have a trial election first, then see if we should make it legal.

michaelzwilliamson October 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm

We should totally use polls to decide elections, instead of that inconvenient voting crap.

Fairtackle October 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Well if Chad works for Diebold then hanging is to good for him.

nounverb911 October 13, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Is that the computer from "Colossus, the Forbin Project"?

simlasa October 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

And what the heck is that huge steering wheel for?

Monsieur_Grumpe October 14, 2012 at 9:36 am

Games.

viennawoods13 October 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm

OMG. Hans Gudegast. I REMEMBER that film!

Monsieur_Grumpe October 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm

No, that is an Amga 999 which preceeded the Amiga 1000 and did not sell very well due to the huge electric bill it created.

GemlikeFlame October 13, 2012 at 5:40 pm

This one's pretty famous. It's a photoshopped (I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a lot of shops in my time) submarine console from a museum somewhere. While I'm about as old as the console in the picture, no computer of that time or since has had the need of a steering wheel.
http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/2004/12/

davidcmoisan October 13, 2012 at 6:27 pm

The DECWriter in the center of the shot is a blatant giveaway–it only dates back to 1977 and would not be in a real submarine of the era that that console is from. Old IT people like me just laugh.

GemlikeFlame October 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Too bloody right. US-ASCII wasn't invented till early 60s and everything before that used a six bit code whose name escapes me at the moment… wait, it's bubbling up… Baudot code. I think that's where baud came from.

OzoneTom October 13, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Two purple thumbs-up for paper ballots.

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Two severed, bleeding thumbs up, you mean.

freddymcmurray October 14, 2012 at 5:39 am

Two middle fingers up for those responsible for those purple thumbs.

noodlesalad October 13, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Will they have to give the MittBot a system upgrade so he can directly interface, or are these things Windows 95 compliant?

nounverb911 October 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Mitt still uses punch cards.

Barbara_ October 13, 2012 at 1:01 pm

Rebecca, isn't your son old enough to vote now?

commiegirl99 October 13, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Yes, Barb, and he's registered! Getting his sample ballot in the mail made me so proud I even stopped hating him for like a full week.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Yes, behind every successful man, there's a woman… nudging and kvetching. Otherwise nothing would get done!

Isyaignert October 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I told my 22-yo son he's out of the Will if he doesn't vote for Obama.

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I'm envious – my oldest will be 18 just in time to vote … but he has a "why bother – our votes don't matter in Texas" attitude. And his idiot mother has a similar attitude, so I feel like I'm talking to the wall.

DemmeFatale October 13, 2012 at 5:57 pm

We had a campaign worker here in Northern CA who had recently moved from Texas.
He was so happy to live somewhere with (what he called) "freedom of speech."
Do you have any fun stuff down the ticket?
We're buried in propositions here.

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Sadly no – no fun stuff at all. They save all of that for the otherelection cycles, when there's a lot smaller turnout and you canconcentrate on getting to olds to vote how you want them to.But there are the school board elections, damn it. Since there's noparty ID on those races, I'm going to have to research what thesedipshits stand for and see if any of them are worth voting for.

vtxmcrider October 13, 2012 at 6:11 pm

In the interest of sleaze, I am more interested in knowing from Rebecca whether her boyfriend is old enough to vote.

Baba_NinjaCat12 October 13, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Does it has an outsource feature where Rmoney can actually create 12 million jobs.

no_gravity October 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

I guess since the whole voter suppression thing didn't work out as originally thought this is just plan B.

soeoho October 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

People laughed at Plan 9 from Outer Space…I miss Metaluna…the clarity.

eggsacklywright October 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm

This brings out my inner-Rossiter.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm

I never Metaluna I didn't like.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm

I, for one, would welcome our new old Krell overlords.

eggsacklywright October 13, 2012 at 1:45 pm

From microsecond to microsecond…

Their music was pretty spacy all right.

BklynIlluminati October 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

<<BZZZT>> For voting booth press Republican, For suicide booth press Democrat, For inconsequential purgatory press Independent <<BZZZT>>

realmurkin October 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm

Well fuck. For a cyborg such as the Mittbot, hacking those machines will be the work of seconds.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:06 pm

Fortunately, the New Black Panthers Army now has a Computer Hacking Division to complement its Voter Intimidation Brigade. For teh balance.

soeoho October 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm

The Count from Sesame Street may have a new source of employment soon!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:22 pm

That recount (ha!) would take forever!

"One! One vote for Obama! Ha ha ha! Two! Two votes! Ha ha ha!"

Come here a minute October 13, 2012 at 1:08 pm

Pay no attention to that Mormon behind the curtain.

Chet Kincaid_ October 13, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Oh please, not again. Mrs. Kincaid went off the deep end with Voting Machine Conspiracy Outrage in 2004.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

I'd order the Xanax now, and beat the November rush.

johnnyzhivago October 13, 2012 at 1:11 pm

If we switched to paper ballots, you can bet Romney's friends would have bought out all of the paper and pencil companies.

Chet Kincaid_ October 13, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Paper?! You can't wipe your ass or blow your nose without the Koch brothers! They've invested heavily in vote-switching microfiber technology.

OneDollarJuana October 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm

All of the ballots will come pre-checked for the Repubes, and all of the pencils will be the Johnny Carson two-eraser, no-point style. So all you will be able to do is vote for the Rep, or erase your vote and invalidate the ballot.

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Sounds like you might be/have been "support personnel" in Corporate Amercia ®. That's a level of detail outsiders would fail to conjure.

mille derps October 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Haha! I will smuggle in a sharp implement so that I can cast my vote in blood!

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Just don't go all stabby on the local yokels manning the polling places. We don't have enough pennies to bail you out on short notice.

LibrarianX October 13, 2012 at 1:11 pm

And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling,

TavariousChinaSmith October 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

There is nothing "rigged" about these machines. They simply do not count 47% of the votes as is only fair because those people have nothing useful to contribute to society.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:40 pm

They only count the votes of landed white males.

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 4:19 pm

… with trophy wives to prove their allegiance to Family Values. (Ghey millionaires disqualified no matter how white they are.)

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 4:43 pm

No exception for Log Cabin Republicans.

CrunchyKnee October 13, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Mormons, like republitards see no problem in lying to further their cause, so this is the logical extension of that mindset. Fuck all of them.

Yes, I have a nasty hangover.

Chet Kincaid_ October 13, 2012 at 1:19 pm

(CYMBAL CRASH) WHAAAAT?!!!

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I don't … and I concur.

DemmeFatale October 13, 2012 at 6:03 pm
HogeyeGrex October 13, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Jeebus crikey. Not this shit again.

Can we string these motherfuckers up as traitors yet? With votes, that is.

Hmm. Probably not, since they control the votes, huh?

Rope it is, I guess.

Chet Kincaid_ October 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

What the fuck is the steering wheel for?! And why is that TV jacked up to the ceiling for no reason?!

CrunchyKnee October 13, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I wish my computation device had a steering wheel. That would be pretty damn cool. And maybe some racing stripes.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

The steering wheel is so you can whip shitties and make awesome noises while computating.

Vrooooom! Screeeee! Vroooom!

soeoho October 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I'm pretty fixated on that machine. Working on a steering wheel for mine right now. Ya, the TV mount is messed up. I get better reception with my TV sitting on top of the roof. Inside is just showy-snobbery as far as I'm concerned.

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Talk to DerrickWildcat. Have you ever seen a photo of his computer? He could definitely get a steering wheel on a computer.

Naked_Bunny October 13, 2012 at 1:51 pm

It releases the water reserves when the whole thing bursts into flames.

GemlikeFlame October 13, 2012 at 5:55 pm

It's there to steer the sub it would have been attached to. The console is from a museum, everything else was photoshopped in. The TV is definitely gratuitous. The thing that really gives it away is the typewriter console. The only machines capable of being attached to a computer then was a Flexowriter or Teletype, and it's definitely not one of those.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Thank heavens we have a fair and balanced Supreme Court which, should the need arise, will impartially rectify any voting irregularities with a reasoned, unbiased, and apolitical decision, free from the contamination of petty squabbling and the outsized influence of railroad boxcars full of anonymously donated munniez!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Yes! Thank heavens for the unbiased judicial branch! [mixes Bloody Mary, mutters] Fuck a duck.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

[sees your Bloody Mary, raises you a lowball glass of Maker's Mark, and doesn't give a s**t whether it's shaken or stirred]

CrunchyKnee October 13, 2012 at 1:41 pm

[sees your Bloody Mary and Maker's Mark and stirs 2 grams of MDMA and a jigger of MD 20/20 into his morning coffee] Sigh.

mayor_quimby October 13, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Is gonna be a wild afternoon at your place! Turn the video cam now, so you have a record of what happened, a la Paranormal Activity.

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Mix me one too, babez. I NEED a drink.

HogeyeGrex October 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm

It's times like these I miss my liver the most.

gullywompr October 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm

The automated voting industry is a good investment, with the right business plan.

Chet Kincaid_ October 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Borrow some Corruption from your parents!

DemmeFatale October 13, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:25 pm

That machine has more than 1 megabyte of RAM.

eggsacklywright October 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

We are so fucked.

My_pal_HAL October 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Pfft. Primitive piece of shit.

poorgradstudent October 13, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Oy, not this again. Can't they just rely on the stupidity of the American people like everybody else?

HogeyeGrex October 13, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Seems they're not quite stupid enough, and that's saying something.

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 10:22 pm

After that close call in 2000, they prefer to take no chances.

weejee October 13, 2012 at 1:42 pm

The Repugs learned ballot counting from Vlad Putin. Look at the cheesy crackers in the Courthouse from Waukesha County Wisconsin Putin on the Ritz.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Callyson October 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Oh, for fuck's sake.

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Yeah, she's upset. She spelled it out.

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm

She still hasn't gotten over the Steeler game yet.

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Gal gets mad about every little thang.

mille derps October 13, 2012 at 4:26 pm

But it isn't in ALL CAPS?

Mixed messages…

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm

She's not the shouty type.

mille derps October 13, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Sometimes she is. And when she spells it out in all caps, I can hear her shouting clear across the country…

Naked_Bunny October 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

That must be a picture of an old Type 40 interocitor.

kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 10:03 pm

Not an interferonanospectromagnometer?

eggsacklywright October 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

In the words of Kevin Kline in "Wanda", "ANGRY!"

barto October 13, 2012 at 1:56 pm

As anyone who has ever touched a computer knows, what could possibly go wrong?

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm

It's just a minor upgrade, no need to worry about making a backup first!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

"Let's see here. Click 'File', then 'Save'. OK. [spinning pinwheel] Ah fuck!"

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 13, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Can't the U.N. send some election monitors our way?

CivicHoliday October 13, 2012 at 2:01 pm

If they really want to steal an election, they should hire the ST. LOUIS CARDINALS to run polling stations in swing states. They'll rip victory from the jaws of defeat just like they did last night to the Nationals! (Sorry, gratuitous fan posting can't be avoided after such an amazing win. Suck it DC – Birds on Bat never say die!)

Beowoof October 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Dick Morris, I think that guy caught a toe fungus on his tongue from a hooker and it spread to his brain.

coolhandnuke October 13, 2012 at 2:13 pm

To disable the vote manipulating spyware from these vote manipulating stealers, In the ballot booth enter the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42. press the button. Wait 108 minutes enter the numbers again press the button. Repeat repeat repeat….
The Karma Initiative..

Sr. Madruga October 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm

nao entendi

Sr. Madruga October 13, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Hi, i new here, good afternoon

Redgyal October 13, 2012 at 2:38 pm

voto é Estados Unidos é uma farsa

vtxmcrider October 13, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Boa tarde, compadre. Sou de descendentes portugueses que vieram dos Açores. Desejo-lhe as boas vindas conosco. Moro no nordeste dos EU.

Sr. Madruga October 13, 2012 at 6:35 pm

perto de nova york???

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

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Dona Clotilde CNT HD October 13, 2012 at 6:49 pm

KKKK

Sr. Madruga October 13, 2012 at 2:16 pm

I from Brasil

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Boas-vindas. We welcome all nationalities here, whether they be bourbon, vodka, cachaça, samogon, or gin.

Sr. Madruga October 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

tank you

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Welcome

OneDollarJuana October 13, 2012 at 2:22 pm

You guys! I've been saying for months that the machines are going to be hacked and Romney will win!

I not from Brasil.

memzilla October 13, 2012 at 2:27 pm

You need moar caipirinhas.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Me also.

gullywompr October 13, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I wonder how all the dead Republicans are voting this year….

Andrew Breitbart – the Ghost in the Machine.

snowpointsecret October 13, 2012 at 2:28 pm

So basically my state has Republican machines now. Sort of like voting by using Mitt Romney, right?

GorzoTheMighty October 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Skynet becomes sentient on November 6

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Srsly depressing. Thanks, Editrix.

BornInATrailer October 13, 2012 at 2:36 pm

I cannot quite fathom how, still, we have not mandated paper receipts for all federal elections so you can look up your vote.

fuflans October 13, 2012 at 2:42 pm

oh please. like this matters.

barack obama had a sleepy debate and gaffey joe was rude with knowledge and we will now lose in a landslide.

the media tells me so.

snowpointsecret October 13, 2012 at 2:45 pm

The media tells me national polls matter more than state polls!

I think Fox News actually has a love-hate relationship with the Electoral College now that I think of it o_O

Bezoar October 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Did anybody already post "It doesn't matter who casts the votes, it matters who counts the votes.? Supposedly said by Stalin, but who knows? Probably thousands of years old. I like the way the Athenians did it; a bowl into which you dropped a pebble, either black or white, to signify your vote. Worked really well, everybody could tell by looking what the vote was, and that there was no cheating. A case of rock beating paper.

Geminisunmars October 13, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Can we get Anonymous on this?

keepwalkin October 13, 2012 at 3:10 pm

How about a nice game of DIE YOU CROOKED MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!!!!!!!!!!! ?????

mrblifil October 13, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Well maybe if Biden hadn't been so mean, they wouldn't HAVE to steal the election. Ever think of that, dumb Wonkette?

cheetojeebus October 13, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Soooo………..checkmate?

chascates October 13, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Same as the old Diebold.

Don't get fooled again.

Millennial Malaise October 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Rmoney and Company are good at one thing: scheming, to make money. I hate feeling this dread that even tho voter ID laws are getting knocked out, but there are still the machines!! A bit tin foily, maybe, but I'm not freaking out yet. If enough people go out and vote, it will at least make these assholes break a sweat to steal the election!

weejee October 13, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Is the photo of Microsoft's soon to be released Surface tablet? If so Steve Ballmer needs to get a new tailor.

BlueStateLibel October 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

The convenient tablet PC that you conveniently carry around in your U-Haul van!

fishwharf October 13, 2012 at 4:08 pm

President Romney! Get used to it.

LibrarianX October 13, 2012 at 4:12 pm

010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001 010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110 100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101 110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100 01101001011011100110010100101110

proudgrampa October 13, 2012 at 6:30 pm

"010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001 010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110 100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101 110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100 01101001011011100110010100101110"

Garbage In, Garbage Out. Who can explain it?

Oh, there was an error in your code. The last word should be:
"01101001011011100110010101101110" Totally changes the meaning.

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:32 pm

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GemlikeFlame October 14, 2012 at 2:33 am

Good Lord. Do they even still sell the stuff?

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 13, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Paper ballots are harder to cheat with than electronic, duh. Do we have to spell it out?

calliecallie October 13, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I have to go back to 270towin and recalculate my strategy…if Obama loses Ohio AND Colorado…wait…who's running the machines in Florida?

mille derps October 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Can we reach out to the Anonymous collective to be sure they bust these machines wide open?

If you can hack, can't you also counter-hack?

ETA: http://anonnews.org/press/item/1766/ sounds interesting.

UW8316154 October 13, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Mittens has friends who own elections.

Jukesgrrl October 13, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Your Jukesgrrl grew up right across the river from where that photo was taken (the Pennsylvania corner of the devil's triangle where PA, OH, and WV meet). I was but a tyke, but I remember the exciting day that Ike came to town to flip the switch on the "too cheap to meter" crown jewel of the power grid.

The important fact is that, silly as it looks, Hyman Rickover's Shippingport Atomic Power Plant was built in 32 months at a cost of $72.5 million (1957 dollars, but still). That's when men brought home the bacon, women wore cone bras, and children didn't put on helmets before they got on a bike. You're lucky to get a bridge for that these days. Head injuries and artery blockages all around!

It functioned safely for 25 years, producing 2.1 billion kilowatt hours of electricity; it was then decommissioned and the property has been returned to general use. I'm not saying we should still be building nuclear plants, but just like everything else the industry was ruined by general greed and a mentality of "I can top that." Everything would have been groovy if they had just left the steering wheel on.

If the yahoos in Western-most Pennsyltucky could build that, there's no reason why the American Exceptionalists couldn't give us "too cheap to meter" solar and wind power if they really wanted to.

And, just for the record, Jukesgrrl has a little brother born after that thing started splitting atoms and he's the healthiest, best looking member of the Jukes Clan. Nuclear waste had bad public relations … it's actually GOOD for you.

MittBorg October 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Now you're all scaring me and reminding me of Repo Man.

Geminisunmars October 13, 2012 at 6:22 pm

So, you are saying that your little brother is a mutant?

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 10:34 pm

That's cool – we're all no more than 4 degrees of separation from one of the X-Men.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 5:25 pm

OK, NOW I'm depressed. I come to wonkette to get a little perspective and delight in a little snark. And now, with Anti-Obama ads being rolled out and with Romney's and Ryan's capacity for lies and now this worry about the diebolding of the vote again.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

And it ain't gonna feel any better when All the things I have been telling people about Romney come to pass and they destroy Medicare and get rid of Social Security and Put 2 more conservative judges on the Supreme Court that will eliminate a woman's right to the Abortionplex. And It won't matter if I say, "I told you so." Because then it will be too damn late.

calliecallie October 13, 2012 at 5:31 pm

There's always Canada.

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Canada is too cold. I live closer to Mexico… Probably a beach house in Cabo will be in my future…I'll just rent out jet ski's to the tourists…

viennawoods13 October 13, 2012 at 5:44 pm

I keep telling you people. We have Stephen Harper and the Conservatives.

fuflans October 13, 2012 at 6:05 pm

i have had a bad feeling since bamz was way far up in the polls in september. and last week beyond sucked.

i think i'll be heading to the phone banks next week in my unemployed state.

Barrelhse October 13, 2012 at 6:09 pm

They just need to flip the votes a little closer to the exit poll results and all should be cool.

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:27 pm

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- A October 13, 2012 at 6:31 pm

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TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:31 pm

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- A October 13, 2012 at 6:31 pm

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:31 pm

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JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:32 pm

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- A October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

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Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:41 pm

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- A October 13, 2012 at 6:34 pm

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:35 pm

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Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

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Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Yes!

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm

Good Night Americans how are you?

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm

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- A October 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

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TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

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Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Good Night

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Good friend

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Hello My Darling , Welcome :*

Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Tank you

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Hello macumbeira may be welcome to comment on the site will be ours.

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Here you can post gifs??

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Aqui a gente pode falar mal do TV Foco

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

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TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

vamos postar os gifs brasileiros aqui..

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

VAMOS!!!

Edgar Vieira October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Hi Bitches

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Fokistas turistando.. Férias do TV Foco!!!

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Aqui não tem o botão de negativar !!!!

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Comentaristas ultrapassando às fronteiras brasileiras!!!

Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Agora a Cristina se lascou não tem como ela negativar ninguem. AdorOooo

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Edgar Vieira October 13, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Adoro &sup2;

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

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TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:41 pm

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:42 pm

é uma pena que nao da pra negativar ngm minha mão ta coçando kk

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:43 pm

BASTA NÃO POSITIVAR

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Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm

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TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:44 pm

ja foram pessoal??? voltem.. ou será que foram bloqueados???

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Hoje foi o melhor sábado da história dos fofoquianos!

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Sim.

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:45 pm

FALEM ALGUM SEGREDO DOS ADMINISTRADORES DO TV FOCO? ALGUÉM SABE?

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Eu não mas o Arthur escreve muito mal ultimamente e o Aloizio é analfabeto.. Mas o tv foco entra no nosso intense e vê kkkk

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm

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Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:49 pm

O Aloízio é uma anta , como pode escrever tão errado assim?

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

não tendo nem o primeiro grau completo kkkkkk

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:54 pm

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Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:48 pm

O Deivison Lima é Recordista .
Ele já alterou consolidados favorecendo a Record .

Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Sério?

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:55 pm

COMO É!???

Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Será que pode postar Gifs pornograficos? vou postar pros donos do site ficarem loucos kkkkkk

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Não consigui postar nem um gif se n postava um kkkkkkkk

Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Vou tentar posttar um

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:47 pm

Você já postou no TV Foco? kkkkkkk

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:49 pm

SERÁ DAVI? A JACI?

Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:50 pm

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Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

posta no TV Máxima kkkkkkk

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

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TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

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JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:54 pm

ALBYDEIAS VC POR AQUI!

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JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:50 pm

CADÊ OS AMERICANOS! VAZARAM?

Dona Clotilde CNT HD October 13, 2012 at 6:50 pm

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Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Hello , Pika Pika <3

Albydeias October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Boa noite

PikachuXD October 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Vamos divar

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Aqui não da pra postar gifs kkkkk

Dona Clotilde CNT HD October 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Sobre oque é esse site ?

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Não sei kkkkkkkk

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Cade esses desgraça do site????

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Vamos aterrorizar outro site aqui ta parado

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Tem que ser um bem popular , que tenha muita gente kkk

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

não esqueçam de me chamar.. vou sair mas às 9 eu volto

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

PUBLICA O LINK DO SITE!!!

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:55 pm

esse site ta um lixo mais tempo parado que velha no ponto

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Mia parado do que a BANDIDA kkkkkkkkkkkk

Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

kkkk essa vira estatua esperando no ponto ng quer

Edgar Vieira October 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Gente eu quero barraco, mas esse site está as moscas '-'

- A October 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm

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Castiel October 13, 2012 at 6:56 pm
Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

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Santana Lopez October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

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Santana Lopez October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Esses gringos me conheçem

FOLLOW ME

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:58 pm

AQUI TÁ MAIS CHATO QUE O TV FOCO!!

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:58 pm
JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 7:04 pm

PESSOAL NESTE SITE "http://www.navygentleman.com/political/?p=26479#top&quot; ALGUNS AMERICANOS ME RESPONDERAM!!

VinnieSaltine October 13, 2012 at 7:30 pm

fucking fascists.

"Another major aspect of fascism that Republicans share is the fixing of elections. "
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/15/republica

James Michael Curley October 13, 2012 at 7:31 pm

OK Jukesgrrl starts saying she is OK even though she grew up next to Shipingsport and the all Brazilian hell breaks loose.

I've been telling people for years that the Faulkens War was a decoy to smuggle high technology spherical fuel cells into Brazil (i.e., bomb components).

HistoriCat October 13, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Anybody here speak Portuguese? How do you say "it's Occupy Wall Street not Occupy Wonkette" in Brazilian Portuguese?

LibertyLover October 13, 2012 at 9:19 pm

Clean up on all aisles!

kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm

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kittensdontlie October 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm

I have more memory counting on my fingers and toes.

ttommyunger October 13, 2012 at 11:09 pm

I've already voted, absentee. I know there is a paper record, even if if winds up in the dumpster. 'Course, this being Dumfukistan, it won't matter….

Negropolis October 14, 2012 at 1:10 am

Kind of off topic, but I keep hearing about poll monitors, and I'm not sure I've ever paid enough attention to recognize them any different than the poll workers, but I've decided that if I notice on in November, I'm going to call him or her out and ask why they are harrassing all of the oldz working at the pollz. Voting where I live (70% Dem base) is pretty boring, so adding a little drama could be entertaining. I mean, the most exciting thing that ever happened to me at my polling precinct is that one of the poll wokers gave me a left-over donut to my surprise, which I gladly took.

Jukesgrrl October 14, 2012 at 1:42 am

Where I used to vote in Pittsburgh, a couple of the poll workers were my neighbors. They would introduce me to all the other poll workers as, "This is the young woman I told you about who bought a house on my street." Meanwhile, I was 40.

Negropolis October 14, 2012 at 9:44 pm

lol

Some of the poll workers at my precinct are also neighbors that have known me since I was young.

Zango Crudmonger October 14, 2012 at 6:54 am

Perhaps one could contend the machines are corrupt. But, doesn't that bring great CONCERN to the system or Brazil, or Brasil, or Bras-of-ill? Our neighbors speak often of the days of no bras, and whereupon no bros benefit from bras, and we should spam the living fuck out of Wonkette kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk just FFS. Jeebus…. who broke the wonkettes for no reason?

bloggingbalkanistan October 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm

snark off >> Can I just say how much I dislike Mitt Romney's campaign? He has the ethics of Dick Chaney, the competency of John McCain and the sense of entitlement of George Bush. I would rather have W. But because he smirked and looked into the camera more than the Blah guy for a 90 minute debate, he is now better Commander in Chief material than the guy who took out Bin Laden & most of the senior Al Queda leadership.

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Panty_Buns October 14, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Rethuglicans rigging an election? I'm SHOCKED! (not). It's amazing how much the disenfranchisement and black box fraud gets ignored. Mailed in paper ballots work in Oregon. They could work everyplace else too. Oh, wait. We wouldn't want to put Turd Blossom out of a job. Carry on.

Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm

I Love You TV Máximus

TV Máxima October 13, 2012 at 6:36 pm

kkkkkkkkk aqui divulgo a vontade.. os gringos me visitarão tmb

Cristina Rocha SBT October 13, 2012 at 6:40 pm

kkkkkk, até aqui

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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Jaciara Macumbeira October 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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Davi Carrossel October 13, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Tchau Lucas , vou lá no TV Máxima Já Já , Té mais!

JorgeMax October 13, 2012 at 6:57 pm

TCHAU

DemmeFatale October 13, 2012 at 10:44 pm

School boards are tough. So are judges.
I worked long enough in NY politics to know the real stories on everyone, like who was a lazy jerk, or who really cared about the constituents. My husband called one of my candidates "an opportunistic prick," (turns out he was right), but his campaign taught me a lot about all the players, and I totally miss all that insider-y knowledge.

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