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I am committed to helping deliver Ohio's electoral votes to the presidentHey, remember when they stole Ohio? Hahaha, yeah, good times. (Here is a quick story explainering the bizarre discrepancies between exit polls, which showed John Kerry winning handily, and the tabulated results, which flipped that. It has the special bonus of world’s greatest pollster Dick Morris musing that since exit polls are like never wrong, and are used in Third World countries to determine if an election’s been thieved, Occam’s Razor insists that the easiest answer is not that the machines were hacked, but that the liberal media fixed … the exit polls. To dissuade Bush voters from coming out. A man of fierce intellect, most certainly.) Right, so! It is time to meet your new Diebold machines, from H.I.G., a company of fine fellows who to the man have donated to Mitt Romney, and a full third of whose board of directors come from Bain? Oh yeah, them.

From The Daily Dolt:

Hart InterCivic is a national provider of election voting systems that are used in swing-states Ohio and Colorado, as well as in states we don’t really care about so much because we already know how they’ll turn out (e.g., Texas, Oklahoma, and Hawaii). Private equity firm H.I.G. Capital, LLC bought out a “significant” portion of Hart in July of 2011, and now the majority of Hart’s board directors are employees of H.I.G. (It’s not entirely clear how much of the voting machine company H.I.G. owns, but the financial advisors responsible for the transaction state that “Hart Intercivic was acquired by HIG Capital.”)

The Daily Dolt goes on to provide helpful links to all H.I.G.’s board of directors, helpfully pointing out which are former Bain employees and which are current Romney bundlers. (All of them, Katie.) So we’re not saying H.I.G. is going to steal Colorado for good old Miffed Romney. We’re just saying what the fuck was wrong with paper ballots?

[DailyDolt]

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  • mavenmaven

    Much more elegant than hanging chads. Either way, as the Romney people say, "we rigged this!"

    • memzilla

      Let's have a trial election first, then see if we should make it legal.

    • michaelzwilliamson

      We should totally use polls to decide elections, instead of that inconvenient voting crap.

    • Fairtackle

      Well if Chad works for Diebold then hanging is to good for him.

  • nounverb911

    Is that the computer from "Colossus, the Forbin Project"?

    • simlasa

      And what the heck is that huge steering wheel for?

      • Monsieur_Grumpe

        Games.

    • viennawoods13

      OMG. Hans Gudegast. I REMEMBER that film!

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      No, that is an Amga 999 which preceeded the Amiga 1000 and did not sell very well due to the huge electric bill it created.

    • GemlikeFlame

      This one's pretty famous. It's a photoshopped (I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a lot of shops in my time) submarine console from a museum somewhere. While I'm about as old as the console in the picture, no computer of that time or since has had the need of a steering wheel.
      http://tonova.typepad.com/thesuddencurve/2004/12/

      • davidcmoisan

        The DECWriter in the center of the shot is a blatant giveaway–it only dates back to 1977 and would not be in a real submarine of the era that that console is from. Old IT people like me just laugh.

        • GemlikeFlame

          Too bloody right. US-ASCII wasn't invented till early 60s and everything before that used a six bit code whose name escapes me at the moment… wait, it's bubbling up… Baudot code. I think that's where baud came from.

  • OzoneTom

    Two purple thumbs-up for paper ballots.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Two severed, bleeding thumbs up, you mean.

    • freddymcmurray

      Two middle fingers up for those responsible for those purple thumbs.

  • noodlesalad

    Will they have to give the MittBot a system upgrade so he can directly interface, or are these things Windows 95 compliant?

    • nounverb911

      Mitt still uses punch cards.

  • Barbara_

    Rebecca, isn't your son old enough to vote now?

    • commiegirl99

      Yes, Barb, and he's registered! Getting his sample ballot in the mail made me so proud I even stopped hating him for like a full week.

      • memzilla

        Yes, behind every successful man, there's a woman… nudging and kvetching. Otherwise nothing would get done!

      • Isyaignert

        I told my 22-yo son he's out of the Will if he doesn't vote for Obama.

      • HistoriCat

        I'm envious – my oldest will be 18 just in time to vote … but he has a "why bother – our votes don't matter in Texas" attitude. And his idiot mother has a similar attitude, so I feel like I'm talking to the wall.

        • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

          We had a campaign worker here in Northern CA who had recently moved from Texas.
          He was so happy to live somewhere with (what he called) "freedom of speech."
          Do you have any fun stuff down the ticket?
          We're buried in propositions here.

          • HistoriCat

            Sadly no – no fun stuff at all. They save all of that for the otherelection cycles, when there's a lot smaller turnout and you canconcentrate on getting to olds to vote how you want them to.But there are the school board elections, damn it. Since there's noparty ID on those races, I'm going to have to research what thesedipshits stand for and see if any of them are worth voting for.

          • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

            School boards are tough. So are judges.
            I worked long enough in NY politics to know the real stories on everyone, like who was a lazy jerk, or who really cared about the constituents. My husband called one of my candidates "an opportunistic prick," (turns out he was right), but his campaign taught me a lot about all the players, and I totally miss all that insider-y knowledge.

    • vtxmcrider

      In the interest of sleaze, I am more interested in knowing from Rebecca whether her boyfriend is old enough to vote.

  • Baba_NinjaCat12

    Does it has an outsource feature where Rmoney can actually create 12 million jobs.

  • no_gravity

    I guess since the whole voter suppression thing didn't work out as originally thought this is just plan B.

  • soeoho

    People laughed at Plan 9 from Outer Space…I miss Metaluna…the clarity.

    • eggsacklywright

      This brings out my inner-Rossiter.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      I never Metaluna I didn't like.

    • memzilla

      I, for one, would welcome our new old Krell overlords.

      • eggsacklywright

        From microsecond to microsecond…

        Their music was pretty spacy all right.

  • BklynIlluminati

    <<BZZZT>> For voting booth press Republican, For suicide booth press Democrat, For inconsequential purgatory press Independent <<BZZZT>>

  • realmurkin

    Well fuck. For a cyborg such as the Mittbot, hacking those machines will be the work of seconds.

  • memzilla

    Fortunately, the New Black Panthers Army now has a Computer Hacking Division to complement its Voter Intimidation Brigade. For teh balance.

  • soeoho

    The Count from Sesame Street may have a new source of employment soon!

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      That recount (ha!) would take forever!

      "One! One vote for Obama! Ha ha ha! Two! Two votes! Ha ha ha!"

  • Come here a minute

    Pay no attention to that Mormon behind the curtain.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    Oh please, not again. Mrs. Kincaid went off the deep end with Voting Machine Conspiracy Outrage in 2004.

    • memzilla

      I'd order the Xanax now, and beat the November rush.

  • http://rightthinkingamerican.blogspot.com johnnyzhivago

    If we switched to paper ballots, you can bet Romney's friends would have bought out all of the paper and pencil companies.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Paper?! You can't wipe your ass or blow your nose without the Koch brothers! They've invested heavily in vote-switching microfiber technology.

    • OneDollarJuana

      All of the ballots will come pre-checked for the Repubes, and all of the pencils will be the Johnny Carson two-eraser, no-point style. So all you will be able to do is vote for the Rep, or erase your vote and invalidate the ballot.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        Sounds like you might be/have been "support personnel" in Corporate Amercia ®. That's a level of detail outsiders would fail to conjure.

      • mille derps

        Haha! I will smuggle in a sharp implement so that I can cast my vote in blood!

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Just don't go all stabby on the local yokels manning the polling places. We don't have enough pennies to bail you out on short notice.

  • LibrarianX

    And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision-making process which rules out human meddling,

  • TavariousChinaSmith

    There is nothing "rigged" about these machines. They simply do not count 47% of the votes as is only fair because those people have nothing useful to contribute to society.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      They only count the votes of landed white males.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        … with trophy wives to prove their allegiance to Family Values. (Ghey millionaires disqualified no matter how white they are.)

        • HistoriCat

          No exception for Log Cabin Republicans.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Mormons, like republitards see no problem in lying to further their cause, so this is the logical extension of that mindset. Fuck all of them.

    Yes, I have a nasty hangover.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      (CYMBAL CRASH) WHAAAAT?!!!

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      I don't … and I concur.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale
  • HogeyeGrex

    Jeebus crikey. Not this shit again.

    Can we string these motherfuckers up as traitors yet? With votes, that is.

    Hmm. Probably not, since they control the votes, huh?

    Rope it is, I guess.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    What the fuck is the steering wheel for?! And why is that TV jacked up to the ceiling for no reason?!

    • CrunchyKnee

      I wish my computation device had a steering wheel. That would be pretty damn cool. And maybe some racing stripes.

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      The steering wheel is so you can whip shitties and make awesome noises while computating.

      Vrooooom! Screeeee! Vroooom!

    • soeoho

      I'm pretty fixated on that machine. Working on a steering wheel for mine right now. Ya, the TV mount is messed up. I get better reception with my TV sitting on top of the roof. Inside is just showy-snobbery as far as I'm concerned.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        Talk to DerrickWildcat. Have you ever seen a photo of his computer? He could definitely get a steering wheel on a computer.

    • Naked_Bunny

      It releases the water reserves when the whole thing bursts into flames.

    • GemlikeFlame

      It's there to steer the sub it would have been attached to. The console is from a museum, everything else was photoshopped in. The TV is definitely gratuitous. The thing that really gives it away is the typewriter console. The only machines capable of being attached to a computer then was a Flexowriter or Teletype, and it's definitely not one of those.

  • memzilla

    Thank heavens we have a fair and balanced Supreme Court which, should the need arise, will impartially rectify any voting irregularities with a reasoned, unbiased, and apolitical decision, free from the contamination of petty squabbling and the outsized influence of railroad boxcars full of anonymously donated munniez!

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      Yes! Thank heavens for the unbiased judicial branch! [mixes Bloody Mary, mutters] Fuck a duck.

      • memzilla

        [sees your Bloody Mary, raises you a lowball glass of Maker's Mark, and doesn't give a s**t whether it's shaken or stirred]

        • CrunchyKnee

          [sees your Bloody Mary and Maker's Mark and stirs 2 grams of MDMA and a jigger of MD 20/20 into his morning coffee] Sigh.

          • mayor_quimby

            Is gonna be a wild afternoon at your place! Turn the video cam now, so you have a record of what happened, a la Paranormal Activity.

      • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

        Mix me one too, babez. I NEED a drink.

      • HogeyeGrex

        It's times like these I miss my liver the most.

  • gullywompr

    The automated voting industry is a good investment, with the right business plan.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Borrow some Corruption from your parents!

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    That machine has more than 1 megabyte of RAM.

  • eggsacklywright

    We are so fucked.

  • My_pal_HAL

    Pfft. Primitive piece of shit.

  • poorgradstudent

    Oy, not this again. Can't they just rely on the stupidity of the American people like everybody else?

    • HogeyeGrex

      Seems they're not quite stupid enough, and that's saying something.

    • HistoriCat

      After that close call in 2000, they prefer to take no chances.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    The Repugs learned ballot counting from Vlad Putin. Look at the cheesy crackers in the Courthouse from Waukesha County Wisconsin Putin on the Ritz.

  • Callyson

    Oh, for fuck's sake.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Yeah, she's upset. She spelled it out.

      • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

        She still hasn't gotten over the Steeler game yet.

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          Gal gets mad about every little thang.

      • mille derps

        But it isn't in ALL CAPS?

        Mixed messages…

        • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

          She's not the shouty type.

          • mille derps

            Sometimes she is. And when she spells it out in all caps, I can hear her shouting clear across the country…

  • Naked_Bunny

    That must be a picture of an old Type 40 interocitor.

    • kittensdontlie

      Not an interferonanospectromagnometer?

  • eggsacklywright

    In the words of Kevin Kline in "Wanda", "ANGRY!"

  • barto

    As anyone who has ever touched a computer knows, what could possibly go wrong?

    • memzilla

      It's just a minor upgrade, no need to worry about making a backup first!

    • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

      "Let's see here. Click 'File', then 'Save'. OK. [spinning pinwheel] Ah fuck!"

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Can't the U.N. send some election monitors our way?

  • CivicHoliday

    If they really want to steal an election, they should hire the ST. LOUIS CARDINALS to run polling stations in swing states. They'll rip victory from the jaws of defeat just like they did last night to the Nationals! (Sorry, gratuitous fan posting can't be avoided after such an amazing win. Suck it DC – Birds on Bat never say die!)

  • Beowoof

    Dick Morris, I think that guy caught a toe fungus on his tongue from a hooker and it spread to his brain.

  • coolhandnuke

    To disable the vote manipulating spyware from these vote manipulating stealers, In the ballot booth enter the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42. press the button. Wait 108 minutes enter the numbers again press the button. Repeat repeat repeat….
    The Karma Initiative..

  • Sr. Madruga

    nao entendi

  • Sr. Madruga

    Hi, i new here, good afternoon

    • Redgyal

      voto é Estados Unidos é uma farsa

    • vtxmcrider

      Boa tarde, compadre. Sou de descendentes portugueses que vieram dos Açores. Desejo-lhe as boas vindas conosco. Moro no nordeste dos EU.

      • Sr. Madruga

        perto de nova york???

        • – A

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  • Sr. Madruga

    I from Brasil

    • memzilla

      Boas-vindas. We welcome all nationalities here, whether they be bourbon, vodka, cachaça, samogon, or gin.

      • Sr. Madruga

        tank you

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Welcome

  • OneDollarJuana

    You guys! I've been saying for months that the machines are going to be hacked and Romney will win!

    I not from Brasil.

    • memzilla

      You need moar caipirinhas.

    • Monsieur_Grumpe

      Me also.

  • gullywompr

    I wonder how all the dead Republicans are voting this year….

    Andrew Breitbart – the Ghost in the Machine.

  • snowpointsecret

    So basically my state has Republican machines now. Sort of like voting by using Mitt Romney, right?

  • GorzoTheMighty

    Skynet becomes sentient on November 6

  • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

    Srsly depressing. Thanks, Editrix.

  • BornInATrailer

    I cannot quite fathom how, still, we have not mandated paper receipts for all federal elections so you can look up your vote.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh please. like this matters.

    barack obama had a sleepy debate and gaffey joe was rude with knowledge and we will now lose in a landslide.

    the media tells me so.

    • snowpointsecret

      The media tells me national polls matter more than state polls!

      I think Fox News actually has a love-hate relationship with the Electoral College now that I think of it o_O

  • Bezoar

    Did anybody already post "It doesn't matter who casts the votes, it matters who counts the votes.? Supposedly said by Stalin, but who knows? Probably thousands of years old. I like the way the Athenians did it; a bowl into which you dropped a pebble, either black or white, to signify your vote. Worked really well, everybody could tell by looking what the vote was, and that there was no cheating. A case of rock beating paper.

  • Geminisunmars

    Can we get Anonymous on this?

  • keepwalkin

    How about a nice game of DIE YOU CROOKED MOTHERFUCKERS, DIE!!!!!!!!!!! ?????

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    Well maybe if Biden hadn't been so mean, they wouldn't HAVE to steal the election. Ever think of that, dumb Wonkette?

  • cheetojeebus

    Soooo………..checkmate?

  • chascates

    Same as the old Diebold.

    Don't get fooled again.

  • Millennial Malaise

    Rmoney and Company are good at one thing: scheming, to make money. I hate feeling this dread that even tho voter ID laws are getting knocked out, but there are still the machines!! A bit tin foily, maybe, but I'm not freaking out yet. If enough people go out and vote, it will at least make these assholes break a sweat to steal the election!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Is the photo of Microsoft's soon to be released Surface tablet? If so Steve Ballmer needs to get a new tailor.

    • BlueStateLibel

      The convenient tablet PC that you conveniently carry around in your U-Haul van!

  • fishwharf

    President Romney! Get used to it.

  • LibrarianX

    010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001 010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110 100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101 110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100 01101001011011100110010100101110

    • proudgrampa

      "010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001 010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110 100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101 110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100 01101001011011100110010100101110"

      Garbage In, Garbage Out. Who can explain it?

      Oh, there was an error in your code. The last word should be:
      "01101001011011100110010101101110" Totally changes the meaning.

    • GemlikeFlame

      Good Lord. Do they even still sell the stuff?

  • HouseOfTheBlueLights

    Paper ballots are harder to cheat with than electronic, duh. Do we have to spell it out?

  • calliecallie

    I have to go back to 270towin and recalculate my strategy…if Obama loses Ohio AND Colorado…wait…who's running the machines in Florida?

  • mille derps

    Can we reach out to the Anonymous collective to be sure they bust these machines wide open?

    If you can hack, can't you also counter-hack?

    ETA: http://anonnews.org/press/item/1766/ sounds interesting.

  • UW8316154

    Mittens has friends who own elections.

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    Your Jukesgrrl grew up right across the river from where that photo was taken (the Pennsylvania corner of the devil's triangle where PA, OH, and WV meet). I was but a tyke, but I remember the exciting day that Ike came to town to flip the switch on the "too cheap to meter" crown jewel of the power grid.

    The important fact is that, silly as it looks, Hyman Rickover's Shippingport Atomic Power Plant was built in 32 months at a cost of $72.5 million (1957 dollars, but still). That's when men brought home the bacon, women wore cone bras, and children didn't put on helmets before they got on a bike. You're lucky to get a bridge for that these days. Head injuries and artery blockages all around!

    It functioned safely for 25 years, producing 2.1 billion kilowatt hours of electricity; it was then decommissioned and the property has been returned to general use. I'm not saying we should still be building nuclear plants, but just like everything else the industry was ruined by general greed and a mentality of "I can top that." Everything would have been groovy if they had just left the steering wheel on.

    If the yahoos in Western-most Pennsyltucky could build that, there's no reason why the American Exceptionalists couldn't give us "too cheap to meter" solar and wind power if they really wanted to.

    And, just for the record, Jukesgrrl has a little brother born after that thing started splitting atoms and he's the healthiest, best looking member of the Jukes Clan. Nuclear waste had bad public relations … it's actually GOOD for you.

    • http://www.kalimao.blogspot.com MittBorg

      Now you're all scaring me and reminding me of Repo Man.

    • Geminisunmars

      So, you are saying that your little brother is a mutant?

      • HistoriCat

        That's cool – we're all no more than 4 degrees of separation from one of the X-Men.

  • LibertyLover

    OK, NOW I'm depressed. I come to wonkette to get a little perspective and delight in a little snark. And now, with Anti-Obama ads being rolled out and with Romney's and Ryan's capacity for lies and now this worry about the diebolding of the vote again.

    I've got a bad feeling about this.

    And it ain't gonna feel any better when All the things I have been telling people about Romney come to pass and they destroy Medicare and get rid of Social Security and Put 2 more conservative judges on the Supreme Court that will eliminate a woman's right to the Abortionplex. And It won't matter if I say, "I told you so." Because then it will be too damn late.

    • calliecallie

      There's always Canada.

      • LibertyLover

        Canada is too cold. I live closer to Mexico… Probably a beach house in Cabo will be in my future…I'll just rent out jet ski's to the tourists…

      • viennawoods13

        I keep telling you people. We have Stephen Harper and the Conservatives.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      i have had a bad feeling since bamz was way far up in the polls in september. and last week beyond sucked.

      i think i'll be heading to the phone banks next week in my unemployed state.

  • Barrelhse

    They just need to flip the votes a little closer to the exit poll results and all should be cool.

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  • Castiel

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  • – A

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    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

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    • Edgar Vieira

      Adoro &sup2;

  • JorgeMax

    O BOM QUE AQUI, NÃO TEM COMO NEGATIVAR!! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • Castiel

    Hey guys, you all are awesome, so please, follow me in intense, thanks (:

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    Só espero que o Lairton não nos descubra aqui kkkkk não tem como ele ser bloqueado, infelizmente

  • Castiel

    é uma pena que nao da pra negativar ngm minha mão ta coçando kk

    • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

      BASTA NÃO POSITIVAR

    • Albydeias

      KKKK. Aqui o povo gosta de positivar, lá no TVF o povo gosta de negativar.

    • Jaciara Macumbeira

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    ja foram pessoal??? voltem.. ou será que foram bloqueados???

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Hoje foi o melhor sábado da história dos fofoquianos!

    • – A

      Sim.

  • JorgeMax

    FALEM ALGUM SEGREDO DOS ADMINISTRADORES DO TV FOCO? ALGUÉM SABE?

    • – A

      Eu não mas o Arthur escreve muito mal ultimamente e o Aloizio é analfabeto.. Mas o tv foco entra no nosso intense e vê kkkk

      • JorgeMax

        KKKKKKKKK

      • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

        O Aloízio é uma anta , como pode escrever tão errado assim?

        • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

          não tendo nem o primeiro grau completo kkkkkk

          • – A

            kkkkkkkkkkkkk

          • JorgeMax

            KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      O Deivison Lima é Recordista .
      Ele já alterou consolidados favorecendo a Record .

      • Jaciara Macumbeira

        Sério?

      • JorgeMax

        COMO É!???

  • Jaciara Macumbeira

    Será que pode postar Gifs pornograficos? vou postar pros donos do site ficarem loucos kkkkkk

    • – A

      Não consigui postar nem um gif se n postava um kkkkkkkk

      • Jaciara Macumbeira

        Vou tentar posttar um

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Você já postou no TV Foco? kkkkkkk

      • JorgeMax

        SERÁ DAVI? A JACI?

      • Jaciara Macumbeira

        kkkkkk lá não pode e eu não tenho coragem

        • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

          posta no TV Máxima kkkkkkk

          • – A

            kkkkkkkkkkk

          • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

            sai fora, bloqueio na hora

          • JorgeMax

            KKKKKKKKKKK

          • Jaciara Macumbeira

            kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • Albydeias

      KKKKKKKK. Vai começar a putaria

      • JorgeMax

        ALBYDEIAS VC POR AQUI!

  • Jaciara Macumbeira

    <img src="http://blogs.diariodepernambuco.com.br/paiaqui/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gif-comemora1.gif&quot; id="il_fi" height="228" width="400" style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; ">

  • Dona Clotilde CNT HD

    Olá gringos assitam a CNT pelo <a href="http://www.redecnt.com.br” target=”_blank”>www.redecnt.com.br

  • JorgeMax

    CADÊ OS AMERICANOS! VAZARAM?

    • Dona Clotilde CNT HD

      Sim KKKK

  • PikachuXD

    oi boa noite kkkkk

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Hello , Pika Pika <3

    • Albydeias

      Mais um. KKKKK. Boa Noite.

    • Jaciara Macumbeira

      Boa noite

      • PikachuXD

        Vamos divar

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Aqui não da pra postar gifs kkkkk

  • Dona Clotilde CNT HD

    Sobre oque é esse site ?

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Não sei kkkkkkkk

  • – A

    Cade esses desgraça do site????

  • – A

    Vamos aterrorizar outro site aqui ta parado

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Tem que ser um bem popular , que tenha muita gente kkk

      • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

        não esqueçam de me chamar.. vou sair mas às 9 eu volto

    • JorgeMax

      PUBLICA O LINK DO SITE!!!

  • Castiel

    esse site ta um lixo mais tempo parado que velha no ponto

    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      Mia parado do que a BANDIDA kkkkkkkkkkkk

      • Castiel

        kkkk essa vira estatua esperando no ponto ng quer

  • Edgar Vieira

    Gente eu quero barraco, mas esse site está as moscas '-'

  • – A

    folow-me

  • Castiel
    • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

      E A Gente boiando aqui kkkkkkk

  • Santana Lopez

    Aff que site horroroso

  • Santana Lopez

    Esses gringos me conheçem

    FOLLOW ME

  • JorgeMax

    AQUI TÁ MAIS CHATO QUE O TV FOCO!!

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel
  • JorgeMax

    PESSOAL NESTE SITE "http://www.navygentleman.com/political/?p=26479#top&quot; ALGUNS AMERICANOS ME RESPONDERAM!!

  • VinnieSaltine

    fucking fascists.

    "Another major aspect of fascism that Republicans share is the fixing of elections. "
    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/15/republica

  • James Michael Curley

    OK Jukesgrrl starts saying she is OK even though she grew up next to Shipingsport and the all Brazilian hell breaks loose.

    I've been telling people for years that the Faulkens War was a decoy to smuggle high technology spherical fuel cells into Brazil (i.e., bomb components).

    • HistoriCat

      Anybody here speak Portuguese? How do you say "it's Occupy Wall Street not Occupy Wonkette" in Brazilian Portuguese?

  • LibertyLover

    Clean up on all aisles!

    • kittensdontlie

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • kittensdontlie

    I have more memory counting on my fingers and toes.

  • ttommyunger

    I've already voted, absentee. I know there is a paper record, even if if winds up in the dumpster. 'Course, this being Dumfukistan, it won't matter….

  • Negropolis

    Kind of off topic, but I keep hearing about poll monitors, and I'm not sure I've ever paid enough attention to recognize them any different than the poll workers, but I've decided that if I notice on in November, I'm going to call him or her out and ask why they are harrassing all of the oldz working at the pollz. Voting where I live (70% Dem base) is pretty boring, so adding a little drama could be entertaining. I mean, the most exciting thing that ever happened to me at my polling precinct is that one of the poll wokers gave me a left-over donut to my surprise, which I gladly took.

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Where I used to vote in Pittsburgh, a couple of the poll workers were my neighbors. They would introduce me to all the other poll workers as, "This is the young woman I told you about who bought a house on my street." Meanwhile, I was 40.

      • Negropolis

        lol

        Some of the poll workers at my precinct are also neighbors that have known me since I was young.

  • Zango Crudmonger

    Perhaps one could contend the machines are corrupt. But, doesn't that bring great CONCERN to the system or Brazil, or Brasil, or Bras-of-ill? Our neighbors speak often of the days of no bras, and whereupon no bros benefit from bras, and we should spam the living fuck out of Wonkette kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk just FFS. Jeebus…. who broke the wonkettes for no reason?

  • bloggingbalkanistan

    snark off >> Can I just say how much I dislike Mitt Romney's campaign? He has the ethics of Dick Chaney, the competency of John McCain and the sense of entitlement of George Bush. I would rather have W. But because he smirked and looked into the camera more than the Blah guy for a 90 minute debate, he is now better Commander in Chief material than the guy who took out Bin Laden & most of the senior Al Queda leadership.

    o

  • http://www.full-brief-panties.blogspot.com/ Panty_Buns

    Rethuglicans rigging an election? I'm SHOCKED! (not). It's amazing how much the disenfranchisement and black box fraud gets ignored. Mailed in paper ballots work in Oregon. They could work everyplace else too. Oh, wait. We wouldn't want to put Turd Blossom out of a job. Carry on.

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    I Love You TV Máximus

  • http://tvmaxima-br.blogspot.com.br/ TV Máxima

    kkkkkkkkk aqui divulgo a vontade.. os gringos me visitarão tmb

  • Cristina Rocha SBT

    kkkkkk, até aqui

  • http://enquetestvfoco.webnode.com/ Davi Carrossel

    Tchau Lucas , vou lá no TV Máxima Já Já , Té mais!

  • JorgeMax

    TCHAU