Rick Santorum Doesn't Care If You Murder Your Tiny Little Unborn Baby

Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum has declared what side he is on, and it is the side of murdering tiny little babies in their mommy's stomachs. What? you are saying, because you have been paying some attention over the years as Rick Santorum has declared himself God's handmaiden and apostle (both!) in the fight to make sure you sluts arepunishedblessed with your Rape Gifts. But no, it is true! According to Rick Santorum, stopping fag marriage is more important than stopping 'bortions. Why does Rick Santorum want to murder your unborn child?

Rick Santorum, can you give us a ride to the Abortionplex? SFGate has some "hidden video" from a fundraiser last night, but it is 35 minutes long so we are not posting it here. You can see it there, if you would like!

“The movement you are fighting is the most important movement to win,” Santorum added. He said it is even more important that the movement to block abortion in America. He warned that marriage will “disintegrate” along with the American family if same-sex marriage becomes legal.

Geighs, can you please stop disintegrating Rick Santorum's marriage, so he can get back to the important work of personally strapping women into their stirrups for their purity exams, while tenderly explaining them to get back in the kitchen? 

Thanks geighs. We knew you'd be reasonable.

[ SFGate , via Salon ]