You know, in case Senator Staple-Crotch* decides to go Full Custer. (YOU NEVER GO FULL CUSTER!)
So we will be here a few minutes before 7 p.m. Eastern time. You can watch the debate on C-Span! Now to the important question: who is going to bring mama more beer, more cigarettes, and some cheese for a grilled cheese? Also, who wants to make her a grilled cheese?
*Origins lost to the mists of time.
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For heaven's sake, when are those two going to stop arguing and realize what the rest of us see plain as day: That they're crazy in love with each other?
Elizabeth Warren slowly removed her glasses. 'Why, Miss Warren," Brown murmured huskily, 'You're beautiful!"
"I love that you get cold when Credit Card rates go above 18%. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order your glasses. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're calling me on my tea party bullshit."
Those crazy kids!
He's just got a thing for tiny, intellectual, middle-aged pixies. This is probably the only place where Scotty & I see eye-to-eye.
Every time he says 'Professor', he gets hard.
Oh shit pick up boy cowboy wannabe Scott Brown is going to be picking on Elizabeth Warren again. Watch it paleface, it doesn't matter how much wampum you have, I still think she going to kick your Liberace looking pink hot pant wearing butt all the way to the Berkshires.
Senator Staple-Crotch* decides to go Full Custer
Not Brownie's usual Full Clusterfuck?
How the hell did Massachusetts ever elect that mormon ding-a-ling governor? Were they all drunk that night? Maybe they aren't so smart after all.
Who is that lady in your picture?
We're waiting.
She's the Pope's daughter.
Since we're all commie libtard soshlust muslins here, please make sure to use Gummint Cheese for 47% of your sammich. Union rules, ya know.
I wish the liberal parts of my state were as liberal as the conservative parts of Massachusetts… Yes, I'm a little jealous right now, even if I do have at least one good senator. (Hi Sherrod Brown, having fun endlessly being ahead of Josh Mandel?)
Is this the one where Scott brown holds up a picture of her buying a headdress?
From Chief Illiniwek no doubt.
Mongo and Scott Brown are mere pawns in the game of life. RIP.
Except "huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight…"
Need to lay in more firewater for the debate.
No seriously, fuckers, who is gonna come over with cigarettes and grilled cheese?
I can make you a Muffuletta. How about that?
Muffuletta for a lotta muffa
I'll barely have enough time to watch this and then head off to class. I'll take a raincheck though…
Well, I was going to make chocolate chip cookies (mine have a, um special ingredient), but if you'd rather have grilled cheese FINE.
Ed, I will grill your cheese any time.
This might be the most awesome thing I ever 'heard' coming from Don Knotts' head.
Can't. Fighting off a cold or a sinus infection or some shit. I volunteer to come hold you and Benincasa's hair back during and after the VP debate tomorrow, though.
Let's see…it's 6:30 in Atlanta…so, a flight takes 7 hours, minus the time change…carry the one…me?
We'll save you a seat at the Latona. Their tomato bisque & grilled cheese is outstanding!
Absolutely wonderful!
Your Wonkette researcher has your answer to the origin of Senator Stapledick: FlownOver, from here.
Hmmm. I've got a box of my bf's cigars and a bowl of pimento cheese (with pecans!) I made yesterday. Will that work?
Dang. I think that's the queerest line I've ever typed online. Which is saying something.
Yeah, is "boyfriend's cigars" a euphemism for something?
For once, no.
CIgarette ashes + grilled cheese = extra authentic greasy spoon seasoning.
If a republican governor speaks with forked tongue, does that mean he’s a cunning linguist?
Probably not, eh.
This liveblog clearly needs Moar CEPHALOPODS, in honor of Cephalopod AwarenessDays
How cuttlesome!
Starts at tentacle.
Cephalopods Ate My Buick.
They're known to attack in groups. But limit themselves to one carapace.
I only regret that I have but One Upfist to give for this comment.
They're full of squidly goodness! Look for the sucker-marks which mean FRESHNESS!
"We want a weaker
Ten-appendaged belly-beak-er!" — whale bait
"Ten silver flatfish,
a bass in the bow
The Sailor relaxes
and waits between scows
for his Cephalopod Girl"
Rest in peace, Mongo.
Alex Karras
This should be fun,watching Scottie try and do his best Southie imitation, he has tried to become real the blue collar candidate. He'll be tryin wicked haad to show up the professah
Fuck it! We'll do it live! (Sorry, that will just never get old.)
Can we get Julia Gillard to come and debate these fuckers?
Fuck yeah!
WTF! I can't believe Scott Brown said that shit.
Just practicing.
I hope Scott Brown Obamas it.
Does Obamaing mean born in Kenya?
No, it means sad trombone.
Scott Brown ruined him image by being mean to Elizabeth Warren.
And yet, everyone wants Barry to ruin his image by being mean to Romney.
… I can't find the punchline. Maybe it's just that Scott Brown ain't brown.
'Susquehanna hat company'
There's your punchline:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THZV5g1CNZM
Will his daughters be there?
Every time Scott Brown mentions the word 'Wigwam' I'm gonna marry one of his daughters.
David Corn is on C-Span now for anyone with the time to check that out.
WooHoo!
Can we just skip to the full warpath crotch punch? Go Lizzie!
Will David Gregory be moderating again, or is his dance card full?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdvHwtRdg_I
Yes. It's definitely full. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9n37gZ6ifQ
Vote Elizabeth Warren, Massachusetts. Get some Sweet Revenge.
(Happy Birthday, John Prine.)
Professor Warren! DRINK!!
Brown, you Ignorant Slut.
Brown was at Mulatto's for lunch? Aren't there laws against Those People?
I'm a Massachusettsite and a die-hard Lizzie W believer, but I just cannot bring myself to turn on my TV.
I adore La Warren, but Mr. September makes my blood boil, and I don't need that kind of dent in my evening. I'd rather hang out here with all of you snarky lovelies and hear about it secondhand…
Scott Brown is a Dorftrottel
Gee, you think Frank Luntz's Focus Group was asked about Raising Taxes a few times?
Luntz's Focus Group's dials spiked Bipartisan, also too.
Scott Brown = Arschloch.
Fucking hilarious, There is a George Allen picture on that page.
Macaca.
And also too, Poop Chute is a synonym.
It's one of my favorites, because there are so many iterations and multiple opportunities for abuse.
And Fuck, the real liveblog is Not here, I see. I've pretty much been posting to myself again.
Best liveblog evah!
OK, now that's funny.
I love cursing in German-no matter what you say, it sounds like a curse.
Doesn't it though? And the Curses and extra-Cursey sounding.
Back in college, I spent a couple of weeks as a production assistant for Mummenschanz. Being Swiss, they were all fluent in German, French, Italian and English. Among themselves, they would use French for polite discussion, Italian for social chats, German for arguments, and English for swearing (except "Merd". They liked to say merd.). They'd have conversations where they'd switch between all four languages, which amused me. But, yeah, they swore in English because they liked our swear words best.
You know who else liked to curse auf Deutsch.
I think David Gregory should be strapped into a Clockwork Orange Viddy device and made to watch just how a real Moderator operates.
It would take too long to unstrap him from what he's in already.
Well, I'll have a go at it. Just sharpened my axe.
Zei nicht a meshuggener!
You have a need for cheese.
Scott shore has a purty mouth, but some ugly shit sure comes out of it.
"Jesus Built My Arthroprod!" — Homeschooled science student
"The Earth's 9000 years old and if you don't believe it you're goin' to Hell!" –Rep. Broun, Congressional Science, Space & Technology Committee
Wait…that's not funny.
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