You know, in case Senator Staple-Crotch* decides to go Full Custer. (YOU NEVER GO FULL CUSTER!)
So we will be here a few minutes before 7 p.m. Eastern time. You can watch the debate on C-Span! Now to the important question: who is going to bring mama more beer, more cigarettes, and some cheese for a grilled cheese? Also, who wants to make her a grilled cheese?
*Origins lost to the mists of time.