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Of Course We Will Be Live-Blogging The One Millionth Scott Brown-Elizabeth Warren Massachusetts Senate Debate

You know, in case Senator Staple-Crotch* decides to go Full Custer. (YOU NEVER GO FULL CUSTER!)

So we will be here a few minutes before 7 p.m. Eastern time. You can watch the debate on C-Span! Now to the important question: who is going to bring mama more beer, more cigarettes, and some cheese for a grilled cheese? Also, who wants to make her a grilled cheese?

*Origins lost to the mists of time.

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  1. SnarkOff

    For heaven's sake, when are those two going to stop arguing and realize what the rest of us see plain as day: That they're crazy in love with each other?

    1. Dr_Zoidberg

      Elizabeth Warren slowly removed her glasses. 'Why, Miss Warren," Brown murmured huskily, 'You're beautiful!"

    2. sudsmckenzie

      "I love that you get cold when Credit Card rates go above 18%. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order your glasses. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're calling me on my tea party bullshit."

    3. Lascauxcaveman

      He's just got a thing for tiny, intellectual, middle-aged pixies. This is probably the only place where Scotty & I see eye-to-eye.

  2. Beowoof

    Oh shit pick up boy cowboy wannabe Scott Brown is going to be picking on Elizabeth Warren again. Watch it paleface, it doesn't matter how much wampum you have, I still think she going to kick your Liberace looking pink hot pant wearing butt all the way to the Berkshires.

  3. JackObin

    How the hell did Massachusetts ever elect that mormon ding-a-ling governor? Were they all drunk that night? Maybe they aren't so smart after all.

  4. memzilla

    Since we're all commie libtard soshlust muslins here, please make sure to use Gummint Cheese for 47% of your sammich. Union rules, ya know.

  5. snowpointsecret

    I wish the liberal parts of my state were as liberal as the conservative parts of Massachusetts… Yes, I'm a little jealous right now, even if I do have at least one good senator. (Hi Sherrod Brown, having fun endlessly being ahead of Josh Mandel?)

    1. Callyson

      I'll barely have enough time to watch this and then head off to class. I'll take a raincheck though…

    2. HouseOfTheBlueLights

      Well, I was going to make chocolate chip cookies (mine have a, um special ingredient), but if you'd rather have grilled cheese FINE.

    3. imissopus

      Can't. Fighting off a cold or a sinus infection or some shit. I volunteer to come hold you and Benincasa's hair back during and after the VP debate tomorrow, though.

    4. Boojum

      Let's see…it's 6:30 in Atlanta…so, a flight takes 7 hours, minus the time change…carry the one…me?

    5. BadKitty904

      Hmmm. I've got a box of my bf's cigars and a bowl of pimento cheese (with pecans!) I made yesterday. Will that work?

  6. WhatTheHeck

    If a republican governor speaks with forked tongue, does that mean he’s a cunning linguist?

    Probably not, eh.

          1. C_R_Eature

            "The Earth's 9000 years old and if you don't believe it you're goin' to Hell!" –Rep. Broun, Congressional Science, Space & Technology Committee

            Wait…that's not funny.

      1. C_R_Eature

        "Ten silver flatfish,
        a bass in the bow
        The Sailor relaxes
        and waits between scows
        for his Cephalopod Girl"

  7. majicunderwear

    This should be fun,watching Scottie try and do his best Southie imitation, he has tried to become real the blue collar candidate. He'll be tryin wicked haad to show up the professah

  8. Detesticle

    Scott Brown ruined him image by being mean to Elizabeth Warren.
    And yet, everyone wants Barry to ruin his image by being mean to Romney.
    … I can't find the punchline. Maybe it's just that Scott Brown ain't brown.

    1. Mittens Howell, III

      Every time Scott Brown mentions the word 'Wigwam' I'm gonna marry one of his daughters.

  9. ednamillion22

    I'm a Massachusettsite and a die-hard Lizzie W believer, but I just cannot bring myself to turn on my TV.

    I adore La Warren, but Mr. September makes my blood boil, and I don't need that kind of dent in my evening. I'd rather hang out here with all of you snarky lovelies and hear about it secondhand…

    1. Radiotherapy

      Fucking hilarious, There is a George Allen picture on that page.
      And also too, Poop Chute is a synonym.

      1. C_R_Eature

        It's one of my favorites, because there are so many iterations and multiple opportunities for abuse.

        And Fuck, the real liveblog is Not here, I see. I've pretty much been posting to myself again.

        1. shelwood46

          Back in college, I spent a couple of weeks as a production assistant for Mummenschanz. Being Swiss, they were all fluent in German, French, Italian and English. Among themselves, they would use French for polite discussion, Italian for social chats, German for arguments, and English for swearing (except "Merd". They liked to say merd.). They'd have conversations where they'd switch between all four languages, which amused me. But, yeah, they swore in English because they liked our swear words best.

  10. C_R_Eature

    I think David Gregory should be strapped into a Clockwork Orange Viddy device and made to watch just how a real Moderator operates.

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