You know, in case Senator Staple-Crotch* decides to go Full Custer. (YOU NEVER GO FULL CUSTER!)

So we will be here a few minutes before 7 p.m. Eastern time. You can watch the debate on C-Span! Now to the important question: who is going to bring mama more beer, more cigarettes, and some cheese for a grilled cheese? Also, who wants to make her a grilled cheese?

*Origins lost to the mists of time.

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