HEY MOM YOU'RE IN JAIL  4:38 pm October 10, 2012

‘Jail Is For Democrats,’ Explains Awesome Racist Drunk GOP Mom On Way To Pokey

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Not intended to be a factual portraitOh Charlene Idelle Hunziker, 47, of Council Bluffs, Iowa, gurrrrl, don’t you ever change! First, a liquid lunch at PF Chang’s, where you harass all the customers about NOBAMA being a Muslin; second, embarrass your daughter so much that she leaves you down in Chinatown (or at least the West Des Moines version thereof); third, explain to the copper on call that you don’t need jailing, as that is for little people, like Democrats, and not fine upstanding Republicans like you; four, ?????; and five, PROFIT!

Officer Chris Morgan said in his report that when he arrived, Hunziker reportedly yelled at him and said he didn’t need to be there because “she was a Republican.”

Hunziker reportedly refused a sobriety test and admitted to having consumed alcohol, but insisted she was not drunk, according to the report.

A witness reportedly told Morgan that Hunziker was drunk and had been bothering other customers with her opinions about the previous night’s presidential debate, her support for Romney and her belief that “Obama had ruined this country and … Muslims were causing America all these problems.”

Thanks, ActorBut all of those things are simple objective FACT! Why is the West Desmoines Gestapo jailing Charlene Hunziker for her Constitutional Right of Free Speech (drunkenly yelling about Muslins and refusing to leave someone else’s private property)??? Next thing you know, someone will put her in a gulag by criticizing her drunken race-baiting!

We for one would never do that.

En route to the police station, where she was booked before being transported to the Polk County Jail, Hunziker reportedly said that “she was doing this because she was a good mother.”

One good mother to another.

[WestDesMoinesPatch, via Fark]

 
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Lucidamente1 October 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I would really like to see her birth certificate.

Not_So_Much October 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

It's probably somewhere in that lake of P.F. Chunks.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:04 am

Hell, I want to see her sobriety certificate, first.

Jukesgrrl October 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm

As Joe Scarborough would say, "SWEET JESUS!"

My eyes!!! I can't even read the article until that picture goes away.

cousinitt October 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

More plz!

Get my shrink on the line…

Callyson October 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Seriously–I thought I (unwillingly) got a view of her vagina. Where the fuck did I put the eye bleach?

emmelemm October 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Even if we didn't see it, the thought that we might have….

AAAUUUGHHH

PugglesRule October 12, 2012 at 3:37 pm

The possible hooha sighting is even worse than the apparent view of her drunken upchucking. Don't bogart that eye bleach, my friend – pass it over to me.

deanbooth October 10, 2012 at 5:11 pm

It's just the Palin Before picture.

rickmaci October 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

One time when I'm really glad there was no side boob pic.

PuckStopsHere October 10, 2012 at 4:41 pm

It don't get any more American than PF Chang's! USA! USA! USA!

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I can't believe that cop didn't let her go.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:05 am

I can't believe the cops didn't deck her as they seem wont to do, these days.

The_Peckerwood October 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Jail is for Democrats…. Democratic politicians that is. And you can add GOP politicians and bankers to that list too.

crybabyboehner October 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Is it against the law nowadays to get drunk and show your ass?

Freedum, I weep for thee.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

You can't arrest me! I'm an American a Republican!

PsycWench October 10, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Wonder if she expected the Kock brothers to bail her out.

red_kira October 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

There's a Chinatown in Council Bluffs? Maybe that's where all the jobs are?

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

The PF Chang's in Council Bluffs is Chinatown.

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

And if it's like the one here in KC, it's ran by Messicans. (Honest.)

mavenmaven October 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

There's very little that's Chinese about that chain, least of all the food.

Theywontlisten October 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

In Nebraska they call Council Bluffs Counciltucky Pot meet Kettle, pleased to meet you hope guessed my name

finette_ October 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm

West Des Moines. (And no, there's not really.)

nounverb911 October 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I keep hearing about this magical place called Iowa, where is it exactly?

snowpointsecret October 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Just a bit northeast of Jesusland.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Just off the Interstate if you get lost. (That's how Bill Bryson wound up there apparently.)

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

It's where my sister-in-law's racist, bigoted, alcoholic, douche-baggy, incredibly huge asshole of a husband lives.

IOW: This Mom of the Year is fairly typical in those parts … as is the smell of pigshit.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm

More likely it's meth.

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

No. Trust me. It's pigshit.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:24 pm

The farmer inside the 10,000 head confinement is probably doing the meth.

An_Outhouse October 10, 2012 at 9:58 pm

are you saying your brother is an asshole?

mrpuma2u October 10, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Hey no ragging on Iowa, it's not all bad. She is from the west, crazy douchey part by Nebraska. The eastern part is OK, it has the people's republic of Iowa City, and some elements of civilization.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Thank you. It takes us until 2 am until we start talking about how much a banker-lovin' plutocrat Obama is.

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Iowa does have the nicest damn rest stops I've ever seen.

So +1 for that.

commiegirl99 October 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm

NEBRASKA LIBEL!

finallyhappy October 10, 2012 at 6:32 pm

also huge cinnamon buns at the Machine Shed

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 8:43 pm

You may have given my state a new slogan, "Our rest stops are number 1 when you it's time for Number 2."

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:14 am

Ohio Turnpike libel!

bravo_sierra October 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Have you patronised the fine establishments of Wyoming? My stars, for a state that is nothing but coyotes and Class A Kill Storms, they have spectacular rest stops.

Theywontlisten October 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Where the streets have no names and the folks have no brains

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:15 am

Somewhere west of Chicago. On our maps here in Michigan, Iowa is out in "there be dragons" territory before you hit the Rockies when everything comes back into view.

No, but seriously, I hear Des Moines is Iowa City, and the stuff along the Mississippi has a bit of history.

outragedcitizen October 11, 2012 at 8:37 am

International Organization of Women Athletes?

Hammiepants October 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

That picture transported me directly into a new and dreadful world. Jesus.

mrpuma2u October 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

It caused my retinas to itch and burn.

mille derps October 10, 2012 at 5:16 pm

What has been seen can never be unseen.

–Not Confucius

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 5:16 pm

You say "retinas" but I don't believe you.

I_P October 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Jesus H. Christ on a cracker – I'm eating here! Yeesh!

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Bet you're not any more …

I_P October 10, 2012 at 9:17 pm

God. It was chili and now I have indigestion. *shakes tiny fist*

snowpointsecret October 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

It said right there in the Bible that Jesus got drunk and yelled at Liberals for helping the poor and such! It's in Koch 1:4!

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Esteev October 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I'll fight you for her.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

*waves white flag*

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

*puts on glasses*

Uh, on second thought you have 'er…

*sprints to car, slams door, peels out*

Gleem McShineys October 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Careful while speeding across Lake Chunkalumps

edgydrifter October 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm

It's like William H. Macy got caught in the detention level trash compactor.

Theywontlisten October 10, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Yep she looks like the one that got away

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Mom?

valgal2342 October 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm

Man, she sure lost a lot of weight by the time they took her mug shot from all that P.F Chunking.

I_P October 10, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Hott. In a drunken, meth sexy way.

PugglesRule October 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm

She sort of looks like Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos in MONSTER. Apologies to Charlize.

Callyson October 10, 2012 at 4:44 pm

two things that don’t mix – alcohol and politics

What? The latter necessitates the former by definition…

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

That sure is a pretty Pavement Pizza in that pic up there.

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I get this image of Jackson Pollock rolling over in his grave.

kissawookiee October 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

That picture will keep me from eating PF Chang's for the rest of forever. And all other foods as well. So thanks for that.

An_Outhouse October 10, 2012 at 9:59 pm

new diet. that picture om your fridge.

LACorvus October 11, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Dining at PF Chang's did the same for me; the picture is merely a reinforcement.

Lucidamente1 October 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Uh, Editrix, next time just give us the real mug shot

http://www.mugshotreport.com/charlene-idelle-hunz

It's bad enough as is, and I won't have to have my eyeballs removed.

Isyaignert October 11, 2012 at 1:59 am

Having your eyeballs removed will not cure the searing memory that is now etched in your brain like a tattoo – a picture like that calls for brain bleach.

keepwalkin October 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Fat, drunk, and blowing chunks is no way to go through life, my dear.

mull_man October 10, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Mittaplasia October 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Especially if Chunks is the name of your dog…

keepwalkin October 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Win!

SnarkOff October 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Fat, drunk and Republican is no way to go through life.

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 6:05 pm

That ain't her.

SnarkOff October 10, 2012 at 8:31 pm

I'm just saying, in general.

Callyson October 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

The report said Hunziker kicked, screamed and struggled as Morgan and a backup officer tried to handcuff her and place her in the squad car.

Bitch better count her blessings that she did not pull this crap with LAPD…

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Des Moines police are pussycats for the most part, at least that's been my experience.

Mittaplasia October 10, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Let's All Pound the Dude (or, Dudette, in this case).

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm

"Thank God I'm white!"

finallyhappy October 10, 2012 at 6:34 pm

we got tasers here in Maryland for a reason

DarkHippie October 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Is she even wearing pants? I think I see the continental divide

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Front butt

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

I get my history confused. Should she have taken the Donner Pass?

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 4:46 pm

This thread is going to be impossible to masturbate to …

… hell, that pic is going to make it impossible to masturbate anywhere for at least a day or two. Just … wow.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Challenge Accepted

CommieLibunatic October 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm

We can do it if we all just take a deep breath, close our eyes, and imagine a lady/fellow of our choice emerging from the surf ala Ursula Andress in Dr. No.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I think Editrix is trying to kill our libidoes until Obama wins re-election. Make us ornery and angry and willing to get out and do the work he needs from us.

Well, it won't work, Trix! We have….alcohol!

Fare la Volpe October 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Eh, I think we all needed to go a bit easy on the old pud anyway.

Poor little fella's all tuckered out.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

harumphmutterfrumble

Besides, I'm all out of rock polish anyway.

hurrumph

Meathamper October 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Other things that jail is for: fans of daytime television, members of tribute bands for The Bangles, and L Ron Hubbard.

SnarkOff October 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

May I add people who wear leggings as pants?

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Fans of the Offspring, too, also, please.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

[removes wig] Susanna Hoffs LIBEL!

swordfis October 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Are the grotesque images that accompany articles part of some secret Clockwork Orange desensitization program? And, while I'm on the subject, who exactly is that enormously fat guy at his computer? Is he a meme?

AncienReggie October 10, 2012 at 7:11 pm

No, he's meme.

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Forget it, Charlene. It's Chinatown.

dr_giraud October 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Actually, *that* pic reminds me of the end of Johnny LaRue's Polynesian Town.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Hunziker reportedly said that “she was doing this because she was a good mother a Republican "

FTFY

Trannysurprise October 10, 2012 at 4:48 pm

When does she start writing her fitness book?

Blunderthing October 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

We love watching white trash of both political persuasions come up with new and inventive ways to entertain those of us with more genteel addictions.

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 4:49 pm

And if she were a demoncrap, the wingnuts would make all these posts about how she was going to get raped in jail. But we don't do that, so I will just wonder if PF Chang is related to Senor Chang?

AlterNewt October 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

No. No. No.

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

"Hunziker reportedly refused a sobriety test and admitted to having consumed alcohol, but insisted she was not drunk … "

You know, given what we read here everyday, there is a good chance that she's just a stupid, mouthy twunt. She is, after all, from Iowa. So we can't rule that out.

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm

She's probably doing this to pad her resume for her upcoming run for city council or state senate.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:14 pm

upcoming *reelection* run, you mean?

Stevola October 11, 2012 at 1:07 am

Is there an opening at Fox?

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:21 am

Please. She's Senate-grade material for the GOP.

Baconzgood October 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Now now now. Let's not rush to judge. Who hasn't been drunk at P.F. Changs at 3:45 on a Friday? Anyone? Anyone at all here on Wonkette?

I thought so…

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Hell, by 3:45 I wouldn't be able to locate a P.F. Changs. <closes lower file cabinet with foot>

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

By 3:45 I can't locate my foot.

finallyhappy October 10, 2012 at 6:35 pm

I don't drink – ok, I had a glass of cider this year -but due to natural insanity or hormonal imbalance- I act like I am on something

NellCote71 October 10, 2012 at 7:47 pm

Lucky you. Look at the money you save.

Mumbletypeg October 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm

If you thought that was bad, you should've seen her at the Values Voters summit.

Her tagline: "Must've been summit' I ate!"

SayItWithWookies October 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm

She's right, you know — America was getting along just fine until that Muhammad came along and ruined everything.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Summun hadda say et *hic*

CindynEncinitas October 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm

He's not Muhammad! He's engaged to Muhammad. Or something. I'm not feeling so good. I think I need ta peeeeeooook!

Dudleydidwrong October 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Is she the one who is starring in the Hulk Hogan sex tape? The tape hasn't come to my local motion picture theater yet.

johnnyzhivago October 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Now I'm going to have to spend half an hour at LolzCats to get that picture out of my mind.

widestanceromance October 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I'm confused by the photo: is she losing her lunch on the sidewalk or powerfully sucking up someone else's from the sidewalk? She looks in her element either way.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

It's good to have a hobby.

It's good to see she's getting out of the house, you know?

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:23 am

You just made me laugh SO hard. lol

weejee October 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Mmmmm. As a pallet cleanser here is the story about the mom of the former SEAL who was killed in Bengazi and who Willard was bragging about knowing. She 'doesn't trust Romney.' Even though her son Glen was no longer active duty, she should still get a Gold Star. Defending your country, is what should count not which federal agency was signing you paycheck.

Beowoof October 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Thank you I needed that story.

weejee October 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Thanks. Made my day too.

CindynEncinitas October 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm

And he was from Encinitas, also, too, so thanks, Mom! Dang it! We don't need no stinking bullshit from Willard up here. Keep it down below the Merge, fucker.

fuflans October 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm

ahh i see between this and the abortion flip flop coverage we're starting to get back to normal.

justkillmenow October 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

The PF Changs in West DesMoines is out by the big ass mall. Right next to the Joe's Crab Shack and On the Border. So, you know, Chinatown for sure.

Iowa used to be a really sane place. I swear. My 85 yr old mother still lives there and is a vocal democrat. I weep for my home state…

snowpointsecret October 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I always got the impression that western Iowa was crazy and eastern Iowa was okay, has this changed recently?

justkillmenow October 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

There is some crazy in Pleasant Hill just outside DesMoines. But generally, you are correct. The Iowa 5 is home to Steve King, the crown prince of crazy.

DCBloom October 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

I had a great time once in Ames…. But I guess that college towns are usually outliers

finallyhappy October 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm

I went to the drive in movie in Newton, Iowa- where Maytag was located and where they make Maytag blue cheese

TootsStansbury October 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Ew gross. The picture of the barfing lady is nasty too.

Baconzgood October 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I find this photograph diffucult to masterbate to.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Council Bluffs really isn't in Iowa; it's just that Omaha kicked it out the door and won't let it back in.

Sacanagem October 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm

You sound like you know my people…do you know the awesome $5M footbridge they built that starts in downtown Omaha and leads on the CB side to an open swamp?

Deeply weird place, Council Bluffs.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Been there a couple of times. None of them sober.

Schmannnity October 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Top pic: Look's like the Palin diet is catching on.

weejee October 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

It does look like she read the galleys of Lou Sarah's diet book and has just nailed purging.

Self-Uploader October 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Palin/Hunziker 2016

kittensdontlie October 10, 2012 at 5:15 pm

The woman’s daughter proclaimed her mother “an embarrassment"…

That alone is enough to get her on the ticket.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

re: alt-text

My pleas, Trix!

Joshua Norton October 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

she was doing this because she was a good mother

Well, she got half the word right…

Mumbletypeg October 10, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Extreme Makeover artist Sharron Angle wants this assignment, bad.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I live in Iowa, and our drinking times do start around 9; 6 am on game days. You really don't want to watch the Hawkeyes play while you're sober.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

There is nothing sexier than a woman with strong opinions. And hand-cuffs on.

mavenmaven October 10, 2012 at 4:58 pm

I betcha I know who's diet book she will proudly buy!

Detesticle October 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I long ago stopped drinking with Republicans for reasons similar to this lady's Subway sandwich vagina monologue

YouBetcha October 10, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I'd hit that. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. You just know she's kinky. FOR JESUS.

Tommmcatt_Again October 10, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Plus, the leathery quality of her skin would exfoliate you better than a day at the spa! Win-Win!

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 6:11 pm

The actual woman, or the anonymous vomiting woman?

YouBetcha October 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Any of 'em, all of 'em Katie.

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm

She ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Rotundo_ October 10, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Both photos radiate the kind of class and dignity that someone who goes on a bender in a PF Changs would have. I am surprised that this "Mother of the Year" type didn't yack her cookies in the back of the squad on the way down to the pokey. The freeze frame effect on the park bench pukette photo is fantastic, someone really captured a moment with that one. I hope they took it into the photo kiosk in WalMart or someplace similar and blew it up to an 8-1/2 by 11 for a cherished memory for her.

Theywontlisten October 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Definite Hallmark card material

Theywontlisten October 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm

IOWA Idiots Out Walking Around

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:21 pm

That needs to be updated. I look around at the malls here and I don't think we do enough walking.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:26 am

This is Iowa; ain't much walkin' going on, let me tell you.

Roy Hobbson October 10, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Is barf lady there … is she … is she …… naked?? OH MY GOD SHE IS AND NOW I'M DEAD ON THE INSIDE AND ALSO BLIND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!??

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Are we sure it wasn't Mel Gibson in drag?

fawkedifiknow October 10, 2012 at 5:06 pm

She looks drunk when she's drunk.

It's almost unfair.

elviouslyqueer October 10, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I've always heard rumors about the existence of women's flapadoodle, but I never thought I'd see actual photographic evidence.

And as for the mugshot, Ann Coulter is looking particularly like shit these days, bless his heart.

qwerty42 October 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Geeze. The closer we get to the election, the crazier some people are getting. I'm expecting quotes from Revelations or The Turner Diaries to be routine by the end of the month.

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I vaguely recall yelling while drunk back in the day, but I was never arrested and if I were I would not have told the officer that he shouldn't arrest democrats. It is never good to say things that a police officer might find unpleasant.

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Nooo, Wonkette!! Not Whiskey-Shaming!!

LibrarianX October 10, 2012 at 5:11 pm

When she's sober, she punches gay kids.

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:16 pm

And scissor-kicks Big Bird.

Beowoof October 10, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Did the woman in the pic just finish blowing Tucker Carlson?

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:28 pm

My inner child just asked if you were "adding insult to injury" regarding its mental image of that.

UnholyMoses October 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm

MUGSHOT = The love child of Chipper Jones and William H. Macy

rocktonsam October 10, 2012 at 5:19 pm

there is a Chinatown in Iowa?

kyeshinka October 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Yes, we have two, count 'em, TWO Peking Buffets! One of the cars outside may be a Toyota, which in western Iowa is Chinese enough.

Mittaplasia October 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

She cut her leg and gravy came out? Sometimes, you just can't say, "EWWW" loud enough.

Sacanagem October 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

It's hard to believe sometimes that Iowa had honest-to-god Socialistic farming collectives (well, "farming cooperatives") up until the 1970's.

And Council Bluffs is a very special place indeed. Sort of a smaller white Detroit.

finallyhappy October 10, 2012 at 6:38 pm

Is there still a moored riverboat casino there?

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:28 am

Sort of a smaller white Detroit.

Oh, so you mean Kansas City, Missouri, then.

Nostrildamus October 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Cripes, how many Sarah Palin pix are you going to post today?

Mittaplasia October 10, 2012 at 5:28 pm

This one's different because it was day one of her new diet.

Radiotherapy October 10, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Worst upskirt evah!

DahBoner October 10, 2012 at 5:22 pm

I'm sorry, what did she say?

I had my browser set to Ignore Whitespace

Anne_Athema October 10, 2012 at 5:24 pm

That cavernous cranium houses little more than two neurons connected by a spirochete.

Yellerdawg October 10, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Mom!

proudgrampa October 10, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Why is she wearing my purple T-shirt????

owhatever October 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm

I always enjoy before-and-after pictures.

mrblifil October 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm

I hadn't realized puking had become a sport.

Tommmcatt_Again October 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Drunkenness is scientifically proven to halve your intelligence, which makes Ms. Hunziger the first human on record to have an IQ expressed in irrational numbers.

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Will she be a Special Guest at the next Wonkette Meet-Up?

pdiddycornchips October 10, 2012 at 6:12 pm

She's very lucky. I hear if Obama wins in November, it'll be Sharia Law and instead of sleeping her drunk off in the pokey, there will be public flogging followed by a ritual stoning. Because that's what happens to Christian good mothers.

writechic October 10, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Is that a quadratwat?

CindynEncinitas October 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm

If she ain't got no drawers on, that means she's also waxed. Bless her precious heart.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

From Wiki: "Council Bluffs, known until 1852 as Kanesville, Iowa—the historic starting point of the Mormon Trail"

I blame R-money. And if he wins, we'll all be like that lady on the bench and then arrested and converted and force-marched down the Mormon Trail.

At least, that's what I heard Romney would do.

glamourdammerung October 10, 2012 at 6:39 pm

Personal responsibility!

I can not wait to see sites like Big Failure spin this as Nobamar's thugs arresting good patriot types.

ElPinche October 10, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Gretchen Carlson will be cuddling her like a little baby on Fox&Friends tomorrow.

fuflans October 10, 2012 at 7:18 pm

This entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any

fishwharf October 10, 2012 at 7:20 pm

I think I see some Chick-fil-A in the barf.

rmjagg October 10, 2012 at 8:34 pm

it isn't chick-fil-a , it's mel gibson

mosjef October 10, 2012 at 8:43 pm

If I'm not mistaken, that is PF Chang's dim sum and sesame noodles special.

poorgradstudent October 10, 2012 at 9:01 pm

How many people went all Arc of the Covenant over that first picture?

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 1:29 am

What? She didn't Stand Her Ground?

ttommyunger October 11, 2012 at 12:22 pm

Who said the Mullet is dead?

zenster666 October 11, 2012 at 6:21 pm

The freeze frame spew is awesome photography. Drunk Republikans (& sober – if possible) need to be deprogrammed.

Roger_of_Arabia December 5, 2012 at 11:33 am

When they do her life story, I hope they get Charlize Theron to play her and Miley Cyrus to play her daughter.

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