THE BIRTHERS ARE NOW THE RINGERS  5:20 pm October 10, 2012

WND: Obama Gay Married Islam

by Jesse Taylor

obama's wedding ring from another angleIt’s been nearly…oh, a few days, maybe, since there was an insane conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, so of course there’s another one!

Barack Obama has a wedding ring, and unlike a normal American male, it is slightly fancy with squiggles and shit. Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D., has investigated the ring through blurry, pixelated pictures and also consulted noted Islamic ring expert Mark A. Gabriel (who has a doctorate in “Christian Education”) who says without a doubt that the pictures of the ring are almost entirely certainly Islamic.

Egyptian-born Islamic scholar Mark A. Gabriel, Ph.D., examined photographs of Obama’s ring at WND’s request and concluded that the first half of the Shahada is inscribed on it.

“There can be no doubt that someone wearing the inscription ‘There is no god except Allah’ has a very close connection to Islamic beliefs, the Islamic religion and Islamic society to which this statement is so strongly attached,” Gabriel told WND.

Below, the indisputable pictorial evidence that will convince you beyond a doubt that Obama’s ring…has squiggles on it?

prince ali, mighty is he, ali obama

We don’t know about you, but those Microsoft Paint squiggles lend as much credence to this theory as it actually being true. Look at how closely that weird W looks almost like the Arabic lettering below that’s never translated!

Gabriel believes it would be impossible for Obama not to be aware of what is written on the ring, calling it a “blessed statement in Islam.”

“By wearing this religious statement on one’s hand, it connects the person to Islam,” he said. “It is worn in hopes that Allah’s protections would be with the person, in hopes of gaining favor with Allah.”

He affirmed that Muslim men do wear gold rings, despite prohibitions in Islamic law.

“Though Islamic law prohibits the wearing of gold jewelry by men, it is a widely accepted custom, even in strictly Muslim countries,” he said. “The wearing of gold rings is even more acceptable when it contains a religious message, such as ‘There is no god except Allah.’”

We can’t wait until Corsi and Gabriel can do intense analysis on Obama’s cock ring, which has an engraved picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed on it. We’ll volunteer for any help they need with that one!

[World Net Daily]

 

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snowpointsecret October 10, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Wait, Muslims have claimed ownership of cool patterns now? Man, I am WAY out of the loop here.

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Proof positive!!!

If WND, Corsi, and friends actually can turn a profit on peddling this bullshit then why am I working for a living? So to speak.

arihaya October 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm

taking money from aging conservative baby boomers is easier than taking lollypop from baby.

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 5:58 pm

You have a conscience?

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Is that some kind of grifter knowledge?

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 5:25 pm

It says "No More Wire Hangers" I think.

Or "Eat At Joes"

Tequila Mockingbird October 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Actually, it says "How to Keep a Moron Busy."

kittensdontlie October 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Google Arabic translated this as: Kill whitey…just because.

Indiepalin October 10, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Wait, isn't that Paul walking barefoot on the cover of the album? What do you suppose THAT means?

weejee October 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Corsi wants to hold our hand?

The_Lucky_Wife October 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

It means that Obama, not Yoko, broke up the Beatles.

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

The walrus koo koo achooed?

mrpuma2u October 10, 2012 at 5:26 pm

This goomba would probably find satanic/muslin messages in a "Where's Waldo?" poster. What an epic douche nozzle.

Generation[redacted] October 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

That's not Waldo, it's Malcom X in a sweater!

WhatTheHolyHeck October 10, 2012 at 5:27 pm

That's nothing. The moles on his left arse cheek spell out the entire text of the Monty Python pet shop sketch, in Albanian.

HogeyeGrex October 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:34 pm

My Hover Round is full of Ensure.

Boojum October 10, 2012 at 6:46 pm

It says "Elephant!"

mrpuma2u October 10, 2012 at 5:28 pm

The other side of the ring allegedly says "Ain't nothin but a G thang"

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Look at how closely that weird W looks almost like the Arabic lettering below that’s never translated!

Why, it almost crosses over like the letters, only not quite completely not at all!

proudgrampa October 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Oh For. Fuck's. Sake..

SmutBoffin October 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm

If you look even closer and apply the ROT26 (twice as secure as ROT 13!) cypher , you will see the sekrit motto of the Bavarian Illuminati

REMEMBER TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

HarryButtle October 10, 2012 at 5:40 pm

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

WhatTheHeck October 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

I feel gyped.

Generation[redacted] October 10, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Hurry up, your little brother has to use the bathroom!

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm

I can't put my arms down!

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Only Mitt didn't finger fudge…

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

I think these guys have had a little too much ovaltine, if you know what I mean.

GunToting[Redacted] October 11, 2012 at 9:06 am

"Son of a BITCH!"

Theywontlisten October 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Looks like we have a new Overlord of the Rings

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 5:31 pm

With regard to men wearing gold, whether it is a ring or anything else, it is not permissible under any circumstances, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) forbade gold for the males of this ummah. He saw a man wearing a ring of gold and he (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) took if from his hand and said, “Would any one of you take a coal from the fire and hold it in his hand?” (Narrated by Muslim, al-Libaas wa’l-Zeenah, 3897). So it is not permissible for the Muslim male to wear a gold ring. But with regard to rings of silver or any other kind of metal, it is permissible for men to wear them even if they are precious metals.

With regard to the wedding ring, which is worn on the occasion of marriage, this is not one of the customs of the Muslims.

Um, yea, this would be a LOT like a Muslim eating pork (which we've seen Obama do) or a Jew eating pork (which happens, but…) or a Christian being civil.

savethispatient October 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm

So not only is NOBAMA a muslin, he's a BAD MUSLIN!

arihaya October 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm

just like every devout Muslim, Obama owned a home brew and made his own beer

GeorgiaBurning October 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm

Also, if a person is eating bacon with something that looks like hebrew lettering on it that's proof that they're actually a Jew.

Generation[redacted] October 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm

My bagel looks like the letter "O"

actor212 October 11, 2012 at 11:34 am

Big Bird? Is that you?

anniegetyerfun October 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

(1) Muhammad was sort of a dick.
(2) Most Muslim men I know DO wear gold wedding bands; it really depends on what area of the world they hail from. South Asians are a little more fond of gold than others.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 12:15 am

South Asians are a little more fond of gold than others.

Understatement of the year. lol

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:24 pm

That's what they want you to think!

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Maybe it says "Corsi is a douchebag" in Farsi.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:33 pm

You can always trust an author who's books get pulled because of "factual inaccuracies".

Tommmcatt_Again October 10, 2012 at 5:32 pm

I would like to be among the first of Millions to invite Mr. Corsi and the entire "editorial" staff of WND to examine the squiggles on my ass, and to make a few casual suggestions as to what they may feel free to do while they are down there.

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm

If I understand the purpose of a cock ring, I doubt Bamz needs one of those. Of course, we all like to ornament our bodies at times, so there's that.

starfanglednut October 11, 2012 at 12:20 am

I will personally volunteer to inspect Hopey's cock ring for sekrit muzlin writings. For the good of the nation.

AlterNewt October 10, 2012 at 5:33 pm

He's really doing a terrible job of being a secret Muslin.

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 8:47 pm

So true. Kenyan father, 'Hussein' as middle name, childhood years in Muslim country, and now a secret decoder ring. He acts as if he has nothing to hide, the crafty Islamofascist.

weejee October 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Seems Corsi's angel Gabriel, PhD is piled higher and deeper than a manure lagoon at a major Nebraska feed lot.

sullivanst October 10, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Brings to mind a certain chapter of Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them, doesn't it?

weejee October 10, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Gotta call this shit like ya see it.

Fairtackle October 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

I saw a cloud yesterday that could only have been Jerome Corsi PhD having sexual relations with a pig. I think that pretty much says it all.

Mumbletypeg October 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm

سمعت انه يفجر الماعز, also.

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 8:48 pm

QED.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Giggity.

owhatever October 10, 2012 at 5:34 pm

Order now and we will rush not one, but two Obama Islam rings to you, for only five easy payments of $19.25 per month. Show your Tea Party friends the needed proof about the Kenyan Mormon.

Tequila Mockingbird October 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm

expert Mark A. Gabriel (who has a doctorate in “Christian Education”)

So he's a doctor like Dr. Dre?

anniegetyerfun October 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm

But with less talent.

PubOption October 10, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Gabriel? Could he be an angel like Moroni?

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:37 pm

"Moron" doesn't have an "i" in it.

Jennyjen798 October 11, 2012 at 10:40 am

Needs more sick beats imo.

Not_So_Much October 10, 2012 at 5:35 pm

I thought it was just a picture of his trouser snake all coiled up?

iburl October 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Needs more random squiggles.

CommieLibunatic October 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Word. I like how the left and right lines on top use the negative/black space to make characters that aren't really there. Amazing what you can do when you just plain make shit up.

coolhandnuke October 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm

WND's next crusade is get a noted tree surgeon, cut Obama open and count his rings to determine his true age and Kenyan roots.

Detesticle October 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm

These people are like Indiana Jones, if Indiana Jones liked to suck on donkey balls. "Mmm mmm donkey balls. Tasty."

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

That is what I was thinking. They are like Shirley Jones, if Shirley Jones liked taking a big dump in the palm of her hand and flinging it at nice people. "Yay! Take my poo, yous!"

taylormattd October 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm

They just don't understand the squiggles, because they are written in BLACKETY BLACK (Ebonics).

ManchuCandidate October 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Obama drinks alcohol. Big big big sin in Muslin circles.

Strangely no wary eyes cast at the white boy Rmoney who doesn't.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 7:06 pm

If Mitt Romney is elected he'll ban alcohol because it's against the Mormon faith.

That's what I heard, anyway.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:31 pm

IS WND ON THIS CASE?!

TigerLaverada October 10, 2012 at 7:55 pm

Interestingly, my son (military, been stationed all over the globe) says the biggest, fanciest and most complete liquor store he's ever seen was in Baghdad — and in the city proper, NOT in the Green Zone where the infidels were living and shopping. I'd say the Muslin prohibition of alcohol is one of those things, like Christian tolerance, that is acknowledged in word but not in deed.

ManchuCandidate October 11, 2012 at 10:15 am

Iraq has or rather had a Christian Arab population of 5%

ShuCityRefugee October 10, 2012 at 5:39 pm

So I guess anybody who owns an Oriental rug should inspect it for Mooslim images, or expect to be outed as a crypto-Jihadist someday soon.

Jennyjen798 October 11, 2012 at 10:43 am

I hear them fancy rugs can fly too…

elviouslyqueer October 10, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Well, I'm convinced.

Also, following this totally flawless logic, I have a silver ring with a Greek key design on it. SO therefore I should be out smearing myself in baklava and feta cheese, drinking ouzo by the gallon, and having copious amounts of Olympic buttsecks before going out and throwing Molotov cocktails at every German car that passes outside my office window.

Tequila Mockingbird October 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm

And you didn't invite the rest of us? Bitch.

SnarkOff October 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm

You say that like it's a bad thing.

YouBetcha October 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Don't copy my Saturday night, get your own.

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 6:25 pm

As a devoted reader of your comments, I thought all of those were in fact your hobbies.

kittensdontlie October 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm

If the ring fits, wear it!

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 8:49 pm

In other words, Wednesday.

Stevola October 11, 2012 at 12:57 am

Shouldn't we all?

ChillBill October 10, 2012 at 5:40 pm

That ring actually reads "I pity the fool!"

HarryButtle October 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Needz moar gold chains! And a mohawk.

mrpuma2u October 11, 2012 at 10:57 am

Don't gimme no muslin Koran jibber jabber!!

arihaya October 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the blahness …. bind them

pinkocommi October 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm

If these idiots are so offended by Obama's wedding ring, what would they think if they knew about his rainbow-flag cock ring.

Did I type that out loud? Whoops! My bad!

chascates October 10, 2012 at 5:41 pm

It's actually Swahili for 'James Brown is the hardest workin' man in show business'.

Steverino247 October 10, 2012 at 6:46 pm

GOOD GAWD!

sullivanst October 10, 2012 at 5:42 pm

I didn't need further proof that anyone who believes a single word on WND, except possibly the bylines, is a complete fucking moron with no redeeming features, but you went ahead and gave it to me, didn't you?

I mean seriously, their picture evidence is conclusive proof of one thing in addition to one of two other things. It's certainly conclusive proof that Obama's ring is not engraved with the Shahada, and secondly it's conclusive proof that either the site's ownership is unbelievably stupid, or they're thoroughly dishonest, I mean like zombie Epimenides can't even believe how mendacious they are.

rickmaci October 10, 2012 at 7:49 pm

" and secondly it's conclusive proof that either the site's ownership is unbelievably stupid, or they're thoroughly dishonest,"

Yes and yes.

Mumbletypeg October 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Ringnuts.

Radiotherapy October 10, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Ringtards.

Nostrildamus October 10, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Ringworms.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Right-Ring

coolhandnuke October 10, 2012 at 5:43 pm

I thought it was a Mooslim mood ring that turns all blingee gold and squiggly when the wearer wants him some white womenz.

JustPixelz October 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm

It says "Sh'ma Y'Israel".

YouBetcha October 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Oh FFS. Does he really have nothing better to do? NOTHING? My car could use a wash. Also, my dry cleaning needs to be picked up. Does he need a job or something? Because I am willing to oblige.

Joshua Norton October 10, 2012 at 5:45 pm

who has a doctorate in “Christian Education”

The only thing that would get you less job interviews than this on your resume is a felony conviction.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 10:46 pm

I know several English Majors who might dispute this.
Of course, we'd also say it should be "fewer" job interviews, so maybe nobody hires us because we're just so damned annoying.

HarryButtle October 10, 2012 at 5:46 pm

My wedding band has squiggles, too! Loosely translated it says, "Fuck Jerome Corsi with a syphillitic rat dick." Or so I've been told by scholars who have looked at grainy photos of it.

mavenmaven October 10, 2012 at 5:50 pm

When you turn it upside down, the ring says Go F$%k Yourself in Hebrew letters as demonstrated here: http://i1.cpcache.com/product/345231928/go_fk_you

MosesInvests October 10, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Those things have been around at least since the '70's, much to the dismay of the rabbis who advised my youth group.

mavenmaven October 10, 2012 at 8:33 pm

NCSY?

MosesInvests October 10, 2012 at 9:07 pm

USY.

CapnFatback October 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Well, to be fair to Corsi, Gollum can't help but get distracted by the precious ring. It's in his nature.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in Sharia bind them

memzilla October 10, 2012 at 5:53 pm

The one thing the Wing Nut Daily article doesn't have, is the Ring of Truth.

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Hey, Hey, Hey! Don't ask, Don't tell!

DerrickWildcat October 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Here is a fun song by Abba called, "Ring Ring" At first it looks like the beginning of a Swedish Erotica movie, but it isn't…it's a song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbZqnC2oN4

TribecaMike October 10, 2012 at 9:48 pm

LOL They look like they have to pee really bad.

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 5:56 pm

You had me at Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D.

anniegetyerfun October 10, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Has there ever been anyone who wanted to suck Obama off as badly as Corsi? All evidence points to "no, there never was."

anniegetyerfun October 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Yeah, I studied Arabic for a couple of years. That's not how it works.

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I see the problem. You don't have to know Arabic or actually anything to just make shit up.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 12:23 am

In fact, it's better if you don't know.

SayItWithWookies October 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm

Well — who could argue with the sort of brilliant and insightful analysis that's revealed the seventeen different locations of Atlantis or the thirty-six sites of the Garden of Eden?

samedwards_net October 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm

And what would be wrong with President Obama being Muslim?

PubOption October 10, 2012 at 7:37 pm

That religious test only applies to different flavors of Christianity, which may include Catholics (Santorum) or may not (Kennedy).

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Black and Muslim? We should just be lucky we have all the Christinanists preventing the inevitable Apocalypse through prayer and the occasional extra-marital affair; to keep God busy.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 12:24 am

Bless your heart. You know good and well what it means. What's wrong with the presidnet being black? Everything, of course.

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Well, using Google's crop, enhance, and translate feature, I was able to deduce that it says "the shocker."

Tequila Mockingbird October 10, 2012 at 8:13 pm

You MUST watch this video! (These guys are actually friends of mine!)

Crank_Tango October 11, 2012 at 1:59 am

That's awesome! Although I prefer to use more of a Mr Spock technique, the Spocker. Oh crap that's actually a thing…

Beowoof October 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm

So Obama is being Swift fingered here? And when did Corsi get back from his research trip to Kenya to find the real birth certificate. And what shithole college gave this guy PhD. Or is he just so greedy that even though he is educated he will say anything for money. (Which would be my favorite).

unclejeems October 10, 2012 at 8:42 pm

That would be Florida Christian "University," according to Gabriel's bio. Google warned me that their site may harm my computer. They have a glitzy promo here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axg0Fxr4dMg .

Bottom line–another degree factory. Credit for "life experience." Gabriel's PhD? Meh.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 16, 2012 at 12:54 am

F.C.U.?

I think I can pronounce that.

Mahousu October 10, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Wait a sec, my wedding ring is sort of squiggly, too. This can mean only one thing –

I'm married to Michelle Obama. Sorry, Barry, she's mine.

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Lucky you!

Abernathy October 10, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Other little-known facts about the POTUS's ring: If you spin it counterclockwise, it reads "Worship Satan." And if you turn it very slowly around and around on your finger, the Islamic letters synch up with The Wizard of Oz.

ahnc October 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm

I am ululating right now…ulululululululu

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 6:03 pm

I'm beginning to think that Dr. Jerome Corsi, Ph.D. is just jealous that BHO can tuck his third leg into his dress sock.

sudsmckenzie October 10, 2012 at 6:11 pm

I believe this, I also believe Flava Flav's clock is a countdown to "end times".

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 10:49 pm

So, you've seen his show, then.

Callyson October 10, 2012 at 6:23 pm

The pink script looks like it says "FFS" upside down.

Yeah, what Obama's ring says…

vodkamuppet October 10, 2012 at 6:24 pm

I think it's just a CAPTCHA he has to solve before he can nuke Israel.

majicunderwear October 10, 2012 at 6:27 pm

What happened to Dr Corsi's scientifically proven Homo wedding band theory?

CommieLibunatic October 10, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I'm going to strangle everyone at WND, anyone nearby me, and then myself. With votes. Seriously, hunters of the Loch Ness Monster, Megalodon, and Deep Crows have more proof than this.

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 6:32 pm

What in the fuck are the squiggledy black sperm labeled as "text" above supposed to represent?!

ChessieNefercat October 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Black, gay, Muslim sperm?

ChessieNefercat October 10, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Just…sigh.

ChessieNefercat October 10, 2012 at 6:48 pm

These clowns sure do like spending their time contemplating Barack having teh ghey mooslim sex, hmm?

And oh, how their "readers" hunger for the next installment.

Naked_Bunny October 10, 2012 at 6:51 pm

I'm pretty sure those squiggles represent the intestines connected to the ass out of which WND pulls its "news".

zumpie October 10, 2012 at 7:04 pm

1) You'd think Wingnut Daily would merely content themselves with it's clearly a blah/teh gay thing (cause you know, flashy and stuff).

2) My hetereo (I hope), Jewish husband and I have matching wedding bands that have squiggles and stuff. Cause we didn't want something we'd be wearing these 20 years on Friday (and rest of our lives) to be super boring, etc.

3) I'll give WND this: the ring's admittedly kinda ugly and frankly, both Bams and Michelle normally pick nicer stuff. But it was the early 90's, they were young and poor, etc….

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 10:50 pm

Congrats on your 20th anniversary.
I hope you have a better time than President Obama had on *his* 20th anniversary.

poorgradstudent October 10, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Wearing a wedding or engagement ring isn't an Islamic custom at all and in fact is disapproved of by some authorities since it infers that taking off the ring would negatively affect the marital relationship, but hey I found all that out by doing a two minute Google search which turned up a bunch of unanimous sources and not by consulting an "Islamic expert" (BORN IN EGYPT NO LESS!), so WND must be right!

Naked_Bunny October 10, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Nobama is not only a devout Muslin, he's a terrible blasphemer to boot! Also, Reverend Wright!!

PubOption October 10, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Does this guy have some golden plates he would like to decipher?

CommieDad October 10, 2012 at 8:14 pm

The increasing distance between sanity and the conservative party is scary.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 10, 2012 at 8:38 pm

I had no idea you could gay marry a religion! I have to propose to Taoism. BRB…

Taoism said, "The Way is eternally nameless."

Sooo, that's a yes, then?

docterry6973 October 10, 2012 at 8:53 pm

My wedding ring says 'Death to the American Satan'. In English. That's just how I roll.

Esteev October 10, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Case closed guys. We have to hand it to the folks at WND. They got us (you do realize you're a Muslin if you voted for Obama, right?) and there's no use in resisting.

We should all turn ourselves back to Jesus… wait that sounds kinda gay.

TribecaMike October 10, 2012 at 9:46 pm

What, couldn't afford to consult a Tel Aviv-born Israeli jeweler?

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 10, 2012 at 10:29 pm

Some one should point out:

Among Muslims, the left hand is reserved for bodily hygiene and considered unclean. Thus, the right hand should be used for eating. Shaking hands or handing over an item with one's left hand is considered an insult.[2] Nonetheless, this rule does not apply to Iran anymore where using the left hand is perfectly acceptable.

So it is worse than we thought. Obama is Iranian.

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 12:30 am

Serious question, what if you're left handed in some of those cultures? Are you seen as defective and/or born evil?

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 10:36 pm

"Islamic law prohibits the wearing of gold jewelry by men"

So, if President Obama were wearing no rings and no jewelry, that would *also* prove he is Muslin.
It's like the science factoid that says that only the male mosquito whines, but only the female mosquito bites. So, if you hear whining, you're OK — but *if you hear NOTHING*…

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 10:53 pm

"Mark A. Gabriel (who has a doctorate in “Christian Education”)"

I think we have a new author for the Beka textbooks for ignorant Christers.

Kelly_Manchest October 11, 2012 at 12:13 am

This person is really doing too much digging. The President just can't get a break!

Negropolis October 11, 2012 at 12:22 am

I can just see the WND bastards rubbing their hands together and hissing between their bad teeth: "Yes, yes…The Precious!"

Stevola October 11, 2012 at 12:58 am

I thought the Prez had one ring that said LOVE and one that said HATE. And a big fucking radio.

misanthrope October 11, 2012 at 1:13 am

Um wow pardon your reach sir.

Self-Uploader October 11, 2012 at 8:48 am

I'm still confused. It's a Muslim ring due to the invisible lettering which only a "Christian educationist" can read and it's supposed to be gold. Muslim men are prohibited from wearing gold rings, but this proves that Barry is a Muslim. He's also supposed to be gay which is against Islam and a Marxist which is atheistic. Is this his wedding ring from Michelle? Or is it his secret marriage to his Muslim college roommate? None of this makes sense, unless of course the Marxists, the gays, and the Muslims are all in it together, which of course they are. Plus the CIA which his mother worked for.

Pithaughn October 11, 2012 at 11:04 am

did anybody ask the President what if any significance there is to the designs on the ring?

ttommyunger October 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Jerome Corsi has to have the most virulent case of Jungle Fever, evah!

drstrabismus October 11, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Don't you actually have to put the ring in a fire before the lettering becomes clear?

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

That's Arabic, right?

Troglodeity October 11, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Unfortunately Dr. Corsi Ph.D has made the rookie mistake of reading the ring upside-down. The inscription actually reads: "Slayer of Osama Bin Laden."

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