Do we love Sarah Palin? Probably not. Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO. You can’t point and laugh at someone who’s barely able to lift her five-pound whore-wedgies!
Celebitchy has the gallery, from Fame/Flynet, of the former half-term governor out shopping and “eating” KFC.
Sarah Palin, don’t get us wrong, we still hate you. But looking at you strutting around like the poster girl for a pro-ana website is just giving us sadz. Get back to the Taco Bell! Maybe only work out like five hours a day instead of what looks to be 12!
We need you at your fighting weight, Sarah Palin, so you can continue to ruin the world every time you open your tattooed lips, and we can continue to pay our rent off it.
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She needs to eat a new unicorn heart.
No, no. She's on a strict Chick-Fil-A diet. Chick-Fil-A and bran muffins…and tears of the poor to wash it all down.
Cheney has already collected all of them on which to feed.
It's not her fault that simply living in Wasilla is enough to give you a contact MethMouth.
She looks suspiciously like my soon to be ex-wife. Hmmmm.
I'm sad for your loss.
You got a number I can call her at?
Todd Palin, is that you?
What gave it away?
consider yourself lucky! there are actually women out there who don't look like this!
She looks happy.
Yeah I wish her all the best and hope she continues down the same path.
She looks about as happy as she deserves to be.
But how does this affect Sarah Palin?
I think you meant harpy.
I've seen better legs on chickens.
Yeah, those are some skinny legs. Some skinny arms, neck face etc. too. Not much fat there.
The hooters seem to be holding up OK though. Hmmm… almost like they're not made of human fat, like regular breasts are…
Not to mention, turkeys too.
Along with pretty much any modern-style table.
And a better head on a nickel beer.
"Eating KFC"???
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
"I eat more chicken any man ever seen.
Oh Yeah. I'm A Backdoor Man."
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The first thing I thought was "it's warm enough for that in Alaska?"
Then I realized the link said "la"… Yeah I don't know I'm in Dayton, it's been kind of cold here, and was Sarah Palin relevant recently?
Sarah Palin was never relevant.
Mama swizzlestick.
Maybe it's an autoimmune disorder…you know, where the body eats itself out of self-preservation.
I think in Sarah's case her body would eat itself out of self disgust.
Preventing self-disgust would be where I was going with that, yes.
**heh-heh** You said "eats itself out" **heh-heh**
If she ate more word salad instead of just chewing and spitting it out all the time…
She should just eat her words more often. The word salad apparently contains negative nutrition.
I hear if you feed Grifters after midnight, they reproduce evil offspr—
Oh. Too late.
Nevermind.
Ugh. You can take Lou Sarah out of Wasilla…
The should be able to fatten her back up here: http://www.haciendafiesta.com/
It's right in Wasilla and all the people in the photos, well they didn't look like they were missing the dinner bell.
Ha!
She can haz cheeseburger?
Can't believe she fell for my fake 'Early Voting at KFC' facebook page.
Fake early voting at Chick-Fil-A would have been more credible.
I can.
She's like a vampire, but instead of blood, she survives on publicity and speaker's fees.
And she's all out of speaker's fees.
BLOOD LIBEL!
Can she still see
RussiaAlaska from her front porch?I recently met a far eastern Russian high school exchange student who was staying with a Canadian family and he said where he comes from, people laugh at $arah Palin being able to see Russia from Alaska. They think she's ridiculous (and Putin is their prez).
I hope so; she sure ain't got not back porch, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
There's not much in her attic either.
She lost her fame, her looks and now the weight is just a goin'. Also.
Seems to still have boobs. Good for her.
After a season of Yukon Men and Alaska on the Discovery channel, I've learned that the hunting season was poor this year. Also meth is very slimming.
A life well lived is its own reward.
NOW you tell me???
WIN.
Bristol should move back in with mom.
That would only make Sarah look thinner, by comparison. Because, ya know….Bristol.
The money ain’t rollin in, so the pounds are rollin off.
She’ll be on welfare soon.
When was she off welfare?
When she resigned as gobernator to become the Quitta from Wasilla?
And with those bolt-on boobs she be a stripper.
Seriojusly, she lost all that weight and still has a chest? That proves that rack was aftermarket.
Naww, it's the rich who are really thin. Think "ladies who lunch" in NYC. Buncha scarecrows.
"The phase pops into his head at that very instant: social X-rays … They keep themselves so thin, they look like X-ray pictures … You can see lamplight through their bones … "
-Tom Wolfe
Great quote.
Lamplight through their bones made an impression when I read this many years ago. I think of it often.
Lollipops with boobs.
Weirdest porn flick ever. That's 57 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 114 if you consider I watched it twice.
So is her dealer Track, Willow or Piper?
Not Bristol, as it is obvious she's been finding all of Lou Sarah's lost weight.
Sarah Palin wasting away I could stand — that she's doing it here is the real tragedy.
Please waste further away.
Parishoner: "Minister, is there a proper blessing for Sarah palin?"
Minister: "There is a proper blessing for everything… lets see…May the lord bless and keep Sarah Palin… far away from us!"
Thought she only ate at Chik-fil-A….? What's KFC's stance on gay marriage??
Served up hot and fresh for you
I love KFC! I even ate at one in Koln, Germany for a taste of home.
Have you ever seen the Colonel? Definitely pro.
Bristle has slimmed down too. Perhaps they became self aware and can't keep food down.
I'm thinking Sarah fed on all the attention she was getting, but the second One-L popped up, she was starved out.
Tragic! The self-awareness part. For them.
Her weight is now approaching her IQ.
Ah, she will finally disappear?
Remind me again, what is the mathematical formula?
Weight + age – bra size = IQ; is that right?
Damn, I'm smart.
Your formula is close but the appropriate conjunction is –> rather than = as the relation is asymptotic: " x" (her weight+age-bra size) always approaches "a" (IQ) while always remaining the larger number.
That would put her IQ around (guesses) 170? Which, no. So maybe formula is (weight + age + bra size) / 2 ?
She's so thin, maybe she's sick?
Oh, right, she is…sorry
Goodbye Sarah P
Though I never cared for you at all
You had the sense to sell yourself
While those around you realized the mistake they made
They came from out of the lower 48
And they forced facts into your brain
They sent you to Needless Markups
And they put you in an smart person's game
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a meangirl at the gym
Never knowing who to grift from
As the jokes piled on
And I would have liked to have known you
But I saw the porno instead
Your chances burned out long before
Your ambition ever did
Why, that brought a tear to my eye.
Wow. Very good.
This comment is so good that I created an account on Wonkette. Hope you don't mind, I shared it all over the place. Thanx!
How many times have I told you to keep Marilyn out of this
Manchu, you've out done your very talented self. Bravo!
Needz moar turkey porn.
Gosh, that takes me back.
Thanks weejee and just in time for Thanksgiving! I will never tire of watching that video. Also, too.
Yer welcome. It's never tiring to give Lou Sarah the bird. Isn't that what Piper is doing in Indiepalin's avatar?
I'll never forget the several near-coronaries I watched Keith Olbermann have while playing that video on an endless loop through at least 3 news cycles.
Then I quit watching cable news. I suppose that was the pinnacle.
"Links I won't click on for $1000, Alex!"
That's what living in a dumpster will do for you.
Nooooooo Wonkette— please don't body shame women on here, even if she's a horrible, vapid sack of shit. :(
You're right. We should have just let Karen Carpenter alone with her anorexia too.
Isn't that exactly what we all did?
Yeah, because yelling "OMG YOU SKINNY BITCH EAT A SAMMICH" would have really made her do so.
Sorry, I didn't know making a blog post pointing out a woman's weight was a form of treatment for anorexia. My mistake! I'm sure she'll find this very helpful.
Considering it's by far the nicest thing we've ever written about her, maybe she will!
If you can't say something nice about Sarah then please say it here. Some people need to get the fuck over themselves with the "body shaming". Putting yourself in the public eye opens you up for anything folks care to hurl your way. Bitch asked for it by being, well, her. Oh, and I don't recall anyone jumping to Rush Limbaugh's or Chris Christie's defense when they have been referred to as giant, sweaty, lardasses. Know why? Cuz its true.
Wonkette is a drunken mommy-blog that doesn't allow comments. You can't even post suggestions on how to direct the content of the site into unfunny sensitivity and caring inclusivity.
God knows I've tried.
Rainy days and Sundaes always got her down.
Hopefully it's not anorexia and it's something harmless like that meth I keep hearing about. Or bath salts. Or what's that new one, smiles? Could be smiles.
I had just assumed she was whithering away from lack of attention. Besides, there's nothing wrong with her weight (says the person with the BMI of an average Eritrean of the same age) — the freaky part is that she looks like she's dressed up for a date with Nick Nolte's mug shot.
Yeah, I have no problem saying that an ex-politician aligned with the religious right is dressing like a lot lizard. Call me insensitive, but I don't care.
Context, people.
I agree, she doesn't look too thin, just White-Trashy. The jeans are fugly, as is the blue toenail polish which would look better on one of her sad teenage daughters.. And the hair needs to go back to 1985. I guess this is what passes for "Wasilla Chic".
Do I sound like a Big City Elitist now?
Back when the money was free, remember her shopping spree?!
And oh how the libs roared,"That's just window-dressin' on a boar(sic?)!".
So back to rocking 80's hair she tries, well at least it's not a beehive?!
And where is that little tummy now,…has mommy Palin sworn off eating cow?!
it looks like she dropped a lot of weight.
I thought this post was making fun of 2 things:
1. Celebrity blogs will find anything to talk about
2. Sarah Palin's really irrelevant.
I can see where you're coming from for sure but I read this from a different angle. Then again maybe I'm just really off on the point.
Not to give us the skinny on Lou Sarah?
Is "body shame" a thing?
(I'm kinda old.)
It's always been a thing. It's just that now it's also a phrase, so we can finally pin it to the wall when we see it.
Just like pornography, which I also like to pin to the wall when I see it.
Tried that. Ruined my laptop. Thanks.
I thought the term of art was "body snarking," but what do I know.
"Body shaming" and "body snarking" are phrases typically only seen on Jezebel and other vagina blogs.
Great, now I've had to mention Jezebel twice today.
Squee! That place is the worst.
Jezebel was the site that posted old photos of Christine O’Donnell in a ladybug Halloween costume, to embarrass her and invite discussion of her physical appearance, and then they whine that women in politics are held to double standards. Fuck them and their fat acceptance/body-shaming bullshit. The pseudo-"feminists" over at Jezebel are nothing but a bunch of rage-filled harridans who get laid once a decade because they refuse to go on diets or shave their legs.
Don't hold back, how do you really feel about them?
So, given a contest between Jezebel and Sarah Palin, where would you weigh in?
(I'll tell you my view: Jez is a bunch of excitable ding-dongs; Palin is consistently malevolent. YMMV).
God I love you.
I'm with you, but for: some of us are just too damn lazy to shave our legs all the time, esp. since we live in cold climates.
Yeah, god forbid the Wonkettz becomes a place where we discuss our conflicting feelings over the place of body image and in our yuppie lives. Fuck. Jezebel is the worst.
looks like LA to me.
Doughnuts to dollars she sports a tramp stamp on her backside.
It says "you're tailin' Palin
"Ass, gas, or votes, nobody rides for free"
I thought it said "All Of It, Katie"
"Drill, baby, drill"
"IdidaTodd"
Does she have to tell TSA about the ring, you know, down there…
Either way, you're gonna have to check. I ain't doing it.
This.
It's a picture of a penis, and the words, "You must be this tall to ride this ride".
Whatever it is, it's misspelled.
I'm sorry she's getting so thin. So much less to despise.
Meth, it's what's for dinner.
You can't be too thin or too crazy.
She's trying her best to prove that wrong
Whither too rich?
This is what happens when you get all your calories from media attention.
You Never go full Lohan.
If only someone had told Lindsay Lohan that.
Nothing that some some good ol' prayin' can't fix, right?
The transformation to Peg Bundy is complete.
maybe she'll join a biker gang.
Or pilot a Planet Express spaceship.
Nah, Peg has more class.
I liked Peg's fake hair better.
Take your pick on which Palin daughter is Kelly.
Oh, god. Peg Bundy LIBEL! That character had more character in her leopard-print blouse than Palin has and will ever have.
Also, she rocked her Bump-it before there were Bump-its.
Just one weird trick to lose weight.
THE ALL BILE DIET!
Bless her heart, but it looks like Sarah desperately needs a GBFF.
Oh, who am I kidding? Fuck this fetid hag with a botulism-encrusted cucumber.
Wastin away in SarahPalinville
Lookin for my lost publicity
Some people claim that there's lieburulz to blame
But I know I can get another $50000 out of those suckers easy
Nibblin on ho cake
Watching the meth bake
….
the money tree is over for her. u r right. she does look drugged.
The bag contains attachments to her K-mart home liposuction equipment.
Dontcha worry Sarah, just a coupla winks and somebody'll take ya.
Skinny legs and all
"Skinny Legs and All" was the title of a great Tom Robbins novel.
Ellen Cherry Charles Libel!
(When my friends and I finally grew out of our sophomoric "which Disney Princess would you like to bone" phase we graduated immediately to our "which Tom Robbins heroine would you like to bone" phase. A couple guys I was in a band with were so literate that we actually went through a "which Jane Austen heroine would you like to bone" phase; so you see, we were purty sofistikayted fellers.)
So… which Jane Austin heroine would YOU like to bone?
(Inquiring minds want to know.)
Sigh…..
AOTK.
Joe Tex anti-libel!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNHgHjImRTM
She must have total Zen mastery over her gag reflex, both for shutting it down and turning it on. Unlimited capacity both to ingest and disgorge. Sometimes all at once!
Meth: it's what's for breakfast.
Man, she looks more unhappy than I do.
*hug*
There's a lot of protein but few calories in the Glenn Rice-a-Roni diet.
She's just getting in shape for her return to the singles scene post elections. Regardless of who wins, she has been discarded by the Republican Establishment as a retroactive has-been.
Taaaawd will be moving on with his half before she spends it all on botox and lipo.
Did you mean "radioactive"?
If so, I would have preferred "nucular."
Your theory is plausible. There's many a wealthy old Republican who'd pay dearly for that. Once she dumps Todd she's free to pursue her real life-goal…being comfortable.
Is she on the "Madonna after 40" diet?
Lou Sarah`s on the Madonna under 40 lbs. diet.
Meth is sad.
"Wast-ing"? Meh, call me when that moves to past tense.
Damn. And we could have had her as our second in command – representing this American Life. Seems like we really missed the boat there, guys.
Probably has a moose tape worm.
I heard it was hookworm.
We can definitely rule out bookworm.
Ugh. (Still not over the dog's intestinal problems.)
I prefer some meat on the bones
this is the lib in me talking but i hate talking about women's weight. it's lame.
but here you are doing it anyway. (sorry, i'm in a snark mood today… no offense intended)
I agree with you in general, but I'm willing to overlook it under the circumstances, because $arah is such a worthless piece of shit.
Oooooooh a trashy & slutty GILF. Now she's down in my league…Pinche's garage parking level of booty.
if she gets breast cancer, will her boobs get bigger? i need to know what to pray for.
Why is Skeletor wearing those awful shoes?
There's an obvious explanation. Willow Palin is pregnant, and Sarah is about to "give birth." She just forgot to put on a shapeless sack dress.
That photo just screams out "I'm an American loon." Cell phone, check. Ugly shoes, check. Poorly dressed, check. Fake tits, check. Bag 'o Wal Mart shit, check. The fact that this idiot was nearly president confirms this nation's insanity.
A waste of space is a terrible thing to waste away — or not to have a waist at all. How true that is.
Eh, she'll be fine. She's just feeling neglected now that the attention is on other people. The likelihood that any of this is due to the onset of anorexia at her age is virtually nonexistent. The clothes, the over-filled lips, the fuck-me-shoes, it's all just a cry for attention. She's not sick or starving.
She's got those moves like Jagger.
And yet with the shades and the haggard face she's reminding me more of Keef.
I just hope she never goes blonde…I can't help but think of Dale Dickey, playing Patty from My Name is Earl. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3636499712/nm0225460
You read my mind. She's a werewolf on True Blood now
Patty the Daytime Hooker has a better work ethic.
Obviously in training for a new reality show: 'Publicity: The Hunger Game'.
Get a grip, people. Black has a bi-partisan slimming effect. She's still doable, if you're deaf.
I always thought she might be a barfer.
You've got it backwards; she makes everybody else barf.
Yet it looks like her tits are getting bigger. Again.
GILF 2 — The Reaugmentening.
Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO.
You speak for yourself only, Rebecca.
~
Implants never lose weight!
Wonketeers, she's in LA! Don't you get it She's pimping for a reality gig.
Too skinny? – check. Bolt-ons? – check. Duck face? – check. Hooker shoes? – check.
I'm guessing she's aiming for Realwhores of Wasilla or maybe Rockstar Ex-wives, not because it fits, but because it is the skankiest reality skeeze I've ever seen. So maybe it fits after all.
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Liposuction.
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
Well, they both got fucked by black guys.
thatsracist.gif. also, look up the definition of "difference."
Watch your beagle, Michael Vick is an Eagle.
Any chance at all that she will just keep getting smaller and smaller and then, POOF! No more Wasillabilly ex-Governor?
Well, I'm guessing if she went poof what we'd be left with are the trashy clothes and a couple of sacks of saline.
Instead of prolonging the agony, how bout we just throw a bucket of water over her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8
$arah shops at Shep?
She's obviously shoveling a lot of snow these days.
And yet her breasts are still the same size; it's almost enough to make one suspect she was lying when she denied she had implants, but Sarah would never lie to us…
Has she picked up the meth pipe?
I knew all the meth would catch up with her…
I, for one, look forward to the day she can't be seen at all.
We're certain that's not Maria Shriver dressed up as a hooker for early Halloween?
too methy.
Those shoes do not go with that outfit.
How 'bout these?
http://shine.yahoo.com/the-thread-how-to/scariest…
Well, she wouldn't be able to sneak up behind you, wearing those things.
The only outfit those shoes do go with is one you'd only wear while turning tricks; under $50 category.
I defer my starbursts to Rich Lowry.
Would you put a dollar on the stage if she was on the pole?
If it made her go away.
Yeah, if you changed it into rolls of pennies, and I got to whip them at her really hard.
oh god, I feel sorry for Sarah Palin o.O
I haven't been paying attention. Did Sarah run over an Old Gypsy Woman recently?
Dontcha know the Palins are "writing" a "fitness" "book"? http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20637417,…
Oh God.
It is unclear if Palin has a contract for the upcoming book or when the work will be published.
There is always Hope.
Fitness or Bust: Sarah's Simple Solutions to Meth Sobriety and Bigger Breasts.
Lookz like somebody got caught by one of those creepy posters on CreepShots.
If she let her hair go natural, colorwise, she would look remarkably like Cruella deVille
Who is this woman and why is she taking up space on My Wonkette?!
Admittedly, not as much space as she was taking up previously.
i'm going to say her diet consists mainly of red bull, virginia slims, and that jamie lee curtis yogurt that makes you poop seven times a day.
Bitterness and anger are eating at her like those flesh eating bacteria. It's a wonder though those same bacteria don't gag and spit up their dinner.
Most PBS stations are airing the Frontline special 'The Choice: 2012' tonight, a two-hour examination of the two candidates and Newshour posted some clips about Obama losing to Bobby Rush, Romney losing to Ted Kennedy. Looks pretty interesting.
But theres a Storage Wars on tonight that says "A trip to Inglewood CA, includes a unit with a Mattress". A Mattress!
I'm thankful I don't have cable; you don't just miss a Storage Wars treat!
Watching on the DVR right now. Good stuff.
I watched it, but most of it seemed like a retread, but maybe it's because I follow politics so closely.
I didn't appreciate them blowing up Obama's drug use. I mean, I guess it worked into their angle of him as an aimless youth, but it seemed inappropriate the time they gave to it.
The Right will just assume the remaining Choom Gang members are in prison or dead.
Can you imagine what it would be like to grow up like Mittens? Tons of money, fame, and adventure but you can't drink a Coke.
You can never be too skinny or too stupid.
She is withering away. Soon all that will be left will be two boobs… that's one less than before.
She's preparing to become Rush Limbaugh's 18th wife.
After viewing the full gallery, the hair is what stands out to me.
Is this the "Sickly Grizzly Look"?
Shouldn't she be hate-eating a bunch of Chik-fil-a?
One of the pics at the website is of her at the QuickyMart looking at a National Enquirer. You just know she's checking to see if she made that issue.
"Damn liberal press, they keep refusing to publish Bristol's upskirt photos!"
Every time Mittens asks her for her endorsement, $he $says,"I'd rather puke!"
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
I like big butts and I can not lie.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo…
Sarah is just learning to live on less – a skill that will stand her in good stead when all the reality show producers finally figure out she doesn't really sell all that well.
Hooker with hookworms.
…with tiny hearts of gold.
…and tiny daddy issues.
I wonder what pulled back the firing pin on this sudden weight loss?
Wait. There's a Kmart in LA?
Yes. I can't believe it took three pages of comments before someone noticed those are K-Mart bags.
You know, we shouldn't jump to an Eating Disorder conclusion. Perhaps she's made a vow to only eat what she can kill, with her considerable Alaskan resident hunting and fishing skills.
That would make sense.
Did she eat McCain's candidacy then?
Heh, heh. Her political career, also.
I'm just happy she's not crouching in the West Wing, eating our future.
Yes. She's a regular Mark Zuckerberg, she is.
Well, I Did Not Know That about good ol' Mark. That's a pretty deeply philosophical lifestyle choice.
I like the arc of his culinary development, from killing and eating aquatic organisms to birds to hogs. At this rate we'll be watching news helo footage of his house surrounded by cop cars, with CSI unloading tarp-covered shapes from his Man-Sized Freezer.
Um…he could have just become a vegetarian.
Well yes, but that won't get you very far on the road to Cannibalism now, would it?
Occam's Razor!
Yes. It comes in a nice matched set with Occam's Gut Knife now.
Does Occam have an Ice Pick, for when I need to assassinate my political enemies simply and expediently?
No, but The Commissioner does.
Meth is a helluva drug.
If she gets any thinner, I'll need to make another hole in her collar.
Hell, she can already slip through the hole in the fence.
The neighbors say she barks all day while we're gone!
We try to leave Fox News on on the television when we leave, but even that doesn't seem to console her, poor thing.
THIS WOMAN WAS ACTUALLY A CANDIDATE FOR VICE-PRESIDENT.
Sort of like Thinner with a happy ending?
No Sarah, I don't feel like any pie. You can have my slice.
Looks like she has been a Levi's Mom's methateria.
Does this look like somebody who is wasting away http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1015120823…
I don't think so.
Paul Rudnik said, years ago, that the iron rule in Hollywood was that, sooner or later, every woman ends up looking like Joan Collins. Proven!
Meh, I could do worse than look like Joan Collins when I'm Joan Collins' age.
Eh, maybe a little bit; around the chin..
http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/images/covers/l…
She's on a hunger strike and won't eat until she gets invited to the convention.
is not moose season in Alaska?
Steady diet of bile and hate.
eat some crow
Don't feed her, we'll NEVER be rid of her.
Geez, Todd. Make her sammich.
This is probably not good news for John McCain. Then again, maybe it is!
Meh. A fifty-year-old housewife in LA or wherever. Why doesn't she move back to Alaska where her vote may actually count for something? Otherwise she's just one red drop in a sea of blue.
She clearly hates real america.
She should really get those toenails looked at, also, too. That looks like a really bad fungal infection.
I just *knew* she didn't really eat at Chick-Fil-A.
She shouldn'ta been so rude to that gypsy.
K-Mart, tabloids, and hooker shoes. This was almost our vice-president, people.
Can we get back to more important topics like what the Romney campaign said about Obama's remarks about Romney's policy vis-à-vis Big Bird?
Free clothes from designers only come in sample sizes. Usually 0 to 4. My guess would be she's still Griftin' for Garb.
Alaska Barbie was always a waste and a way dumb-ass.
Why isn't Tawd carrying her bags for her? Oh, right; he's prolly porking his sweet little Eskimo massage therapist. Ain't love grand?
Is it me or does she have a touch of meth mouth?
You know the difference between a pit bull and a soccer mom? Meth binges.
Lol.
Sarah who?
Meth Lab Barbie shopping for swinger threads.
Oh shiii, its one of those f'ed-up 'Bratz' dolls come to life, yuck.
It's like a car wreck- it's horrible, but yet I can't turn away…
She's gets the best price on cookware and rubber gloves at Methco
i wonder what that sweet lady from virginia would say about sarah p 'looking like a vice president'.
wait. no actually don't wonder about that at all.
Memaw would tell $arah that she needs to sit her narrow butt down in that there chair and eat her some barbecue, and some'a'them cakes we like, because she's lookin' right puny, and the menfolk like a li'l somethin' to hold on to, Hunny.
She looks like a boot-legged Shania Twain. Hating is hard, y'all.
Okay, I feel dirty. This is tabloidy/trashy-type stuff.
Aw, that's a sad picture.
Hers is such a uniquely American tragedy.
Just think of "pallin' around with terrorists," "Real Americans," and Chick-Fil-A if you feel sad.
I guess it's because I'm a bleeding heart liberal, but that photo makes me uncomfortable, too.
(I keep refreshing the page, and hoping to see a new posting.)
Meth does a Palin good.
Every time a Palin story gets posted to Wonkette, an Angel loses its TruckNutz.
And a kitten dies.
But somebody gets a new pony?
Define "Get".
What is in those bags? I HAVE TO KNOW!
Silicone.
FUCKING SUPERWIN
Aw, Shucks.
Pseudoephedrine
One time I was on the bus next to a dude and he didn't realize it but you could totally see his copy of Bears magazine showing through the plastic. I imagine there is the exact same thing going on here, if we could just crop and enhance.
I can't make anything out behind the dark glasses.
Florida ballots from 2000.
Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!
TOO
SOONSLOW.This is actually pretty sad, right up there with Honey Boo Boo's incipient obesity.
Now, gosh darn it all to heck, you guys, I TOLD you that if you mentioned her name, you'd summon her like Beetlejuice!
DIDN'T I tell you?
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1985 called; they want their Flashdance off the shoulder look back.
Also, 1965 and Mindy Miller called; they want their white lipstick back.
2003 let her borrow the shoulder thing, and it apologizes, didn't think she would wear it 9 years after it came back 20 years later.
As I think Catherine Deneuve said, after 40, a woman's got to choose between her face or her ass.
Zsa Zsa Gabor, I thought?
All of 'em, Katie.
(Cause it's true.)
I also read it as being attributed to Barbara Cartland.
Needz moar wite casuls.
What the hell's the deal with that outfit?
Is she wearing very low jeans, or very high leg warmers — or is that some kind of scarf or belt *over* her pants? I'm referring to the blue-gray whatever it is that reaches from mid-rib-cage to about six inches below waist level.
I honestly can't figure it out.
Grey tank top underneath the black crop-top. Not a great look on a woman my age.
I find this difficult to fap to.
Danny DeVito's fling revealed.
I'm not really a fan of Howard Stern, but looking at this picture, I can't help but be reminded of his feud with Sharon Stone, when he told her, "In five years, you'll be dried up like a Tootsie Roll in the desert".
Oh come on now, don't be ashamed, you can admit it! You are not alone, you know.
At least she doesn't plaster her face wtih makeup like a trollop…
Oh, wait.
I'm confused — is this Presidential material, or, just another truckstop lot lizard?
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I was on line behind her, and she certainly seemed in one HELL of a hurry to buy her Sudafed and nail polish remover.
Have you got a good recipe for the two-liter bottle batch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD_NQ8-82KQ&fe…
Of course, mama grizzlies get really skinny after a long period of hibernation. However, Palin has gotten skinny, but failed to give us the delightful period where she is nowhere to be found for an extended period of time. I feel cheated.
I don't care what you all think, I still like her.
What do you like about her?
I identify with her. I was raised in the Arctic and worked in commercial fishing for years. Bristol reminds me of my daughter. Sarah was in way over her head in the 2008 election. Like her, there have been times when I didn't even know the questions, much less the answers, but I did my best and muddled through. Politically, Sarah and I have little in common. I'm an atheist-commie who doesn't love America, but in spite of that I'm somewhat dismayed by the vitriol in this stream. Can't we all get along?
Sure. If she (and people like her) would let us. It's awfully hard to victimize a victimizer, ain't it?
Bless your heart.
Editrix — this is the last post for the night? C'mon. Desiccated (except, remarkably, for the boobs) Sarah Palin is the last thing we have to comment on?
Granted, Palin as a political figure deserves all the abuse we can possibly muster. And, personally, I don't have a big problem making fun of her looks, because she intentionally based so much of her appeal to voters on her looks (karma, y'all).
But still, this is what we have to work with as the last post of the day — unflattering photos of an irrelevant former politician in a shopping center parking lot?
I would agree, but.. look here at the long-absent wonk-commenters who've put in a word or three… american_mutt and Obfuscator and Tommcatt.. If at times I feel the current content is devolving into something less than worthy of my beloved wonkette, these guys remind me there are archives' galore to browse through until a new post arrives~
This just in: Palin is "writing" an fitness book.
Palin is "writing" a fitness "book".
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Surely, it is not a fitness book for office, because clearly she was never fit for public office.
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Bitch got a dancing moose.
Skeletor Go Shopping. Skeletor Like Shopping. Skeletor Buy DVDs. It Not Easy Being Skeletor. Skeletor No Like People Make Fun Of Skeletor. Skeletor Sad.
The Brits have an awesome culinary term for grandmothers who wear clothes like that: Mutton dressed as lamb.
This is really sad, folks. It's like when Luke destroyed the Death Star.
Has she had a total bottom-out moment yet, like Ewan McGregor and the dead-ceiling baby in Trainspotting?
If I had been required to guess four years ago, I would have went the other way and predicted she'd get all fat like that chick on Cheers.
You'd think Scientology would have figured out how to rid Ms. Alley of all of those body thetans.
As she gets smaller and smaller, will she find some sort of transcendence, some sort of acceptance of being a tiny mote in the eye of the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3iHjGBfT4&li…
The Crystal Meth Diet: I JUST TOOK THE TV APART AND CAN'T GET IT ALL BACK TOGETHER…
Isn't this where we all say in unison "Why, bless her heart."?
As much as I dislike Sarah Palin and others of her ideological bent I refuse to denigrate her physical appearance until she grows a fake penis like female hyenas.
More faces of meth.
Or maybe plastic surgery – if anyone can find a way to write if off as a business expense, it's snowbilly barbie.
Smart phone ready in case she is confronted with 10 seconds of non-activity. Anorexia. Breast implants. No wonder so many Americans identify with her.
The photo… Is that Hortense?
She does not look pregnant in any of these photos either.
On the other hand, I kind of like the 'haramaki' thing she's got going, it is something the Japanese have taken & gone rogue with as fashion and if Sarah remembers Alaska's cold climes at all anymore she likely appreciates the kidney-warming side benefit of these "cumberbunds"~
Biggest cameltoe ever.
I bow to you.
I don't have any sadz at all if she slowly melts away and dies of a wasting disease. With votes, of course. That fucker with the "you're all fired if you vote for Obama" letter too.
Despite her obvious weight loss her boobs are still the same size! Oh, right, boob job, I forgot . Never mind.
wow, she's now a lot thinner than the porn star who plays her in "Nailin' Palin!"
I can't make a comment about her weight, but man, she can't fucking dress herself to save her life. Everything about her just screams a total lack of class.
Sorry, just no energy to be clever or snarky this morning.
Being an atheist doesn't help when looking at One of the Devil's Own.
Also too, apparently she is working on a "Fitness" "Book," so I believe she wants us to talk about how she is losing all this weight on speed, er, jenny craig, whatever.
Wsa it Eleanor or Alice Roosevelt who said that? "If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit over here by me"?
But that wasn't the theme of the whole post.
Hey there is nothing wrong with a little laziness! Hell, you strive too hard for perfection and it is easy to stray into High Maintenance territory.
Back in the day, I'd see a "perfect" chick and say you just know the manual calls for an oil change every 300 miles. Now I just say yes please, thank you ma'am.
You say speed like it's a bad thing.
Any opportunity to snark on Palin is OK by me! I merely note, with some sadness, that more people take Sarah Palin seriously than take Jezebel seriously.
Dorothy Parker..also said "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think…"
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