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You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!

Do we love Sarah Palin? Probably not. Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO. You can’t point and laugh at someone who’s barely able to lift her five-pound whore-wedgies!

Celebitchy has the gallery, from Fame/Flynet, of the former half-term governor out shopping and “eating” KFC.

Sarah Palin, don’t get us wrong, we still hate you. But looking at you strutting around like the poster girl for a pro-ana website is just giving us sadz. Get back to the Taco Bell! Maybe only work out like five hours a day instead of what looks to be 12!

We need you at your fighting weight, Sarah Palin, so you can continue to ruin the world every time you open your tattooed lips, and we can continue to pay our rent off it.

[Celebitchy]

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  • Tommmcatt_Again

    She needs to eat a new unicorn heart.

    • Antispandex

      No, no. She's on a strict Chick-Fil-A diet. Chick-Fil-A and bran muffins…and tears of the poor to wash it all down.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Cheney has already collected all of them on which to feed.

  • kissawookiee

    It's not her fault that simply living in Wasilla is enough to give you a contact MethMouth.

  • bflrtsplk

    She looks suspiciously like my soon to be ex-wife. Hmmmm.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I'm sad for your loss.

      You got a number I can call her at?

    • LibertyLover

      Todd Palin, is that you?

      • bflrtsplk

        What gave it away?

    • PhilippePetain

      consider yourself lucky! there are actually women out there who don't look like this!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    She looks happy.

    • Crank_Tango

      Yeah I wish her all the best and hope she continues down the same path.

    • tessiee

      She looks about as happy as she deserves to be.

    • WhatTheHolyHeck

      But how does this affect Sarah Palin?

    • jcinco

      I think you meant harpy.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    I've seen better legs on chickens.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Yeah, those are some skinny legs. Some skinny arms, neck face etc. too. Not much fat there.

      The hooters seem to be holding up OK though. Hmmm… almost like they're not made of human fat, like regular breasts are…

    • Geminisunmars

      Not to mention, turkeys too.

    • kittensdontlie

      Along with pretty much any modern-style table.

    • Barrelhse

      And a better head on a nickel beer.

    • LionHeartSoyDog

      "Eating KFC"???
      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

      "I eat more chicken any man ever seen.
      Oh Yeah. I'm A Backdoor Man."

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Hot Zombie dot com

  • snowpointsecret

    The first thing I thought was "it's warm enough for that in Alaska?"

    Then I realized the link said "la"… Yeah I don't know I'm in Dayton, it's been kind of cold here, and was Sarah Palin relevant recently?

    • Dr_Zoidberg

      Sarah Palin was never relevant.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Mama swizzlestick.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Maybe it's an autoimmune disorder…you know, where the body eats itself out of self-preservation.

    • evoshandor

      I think in Sarah's case her body would eat itself out of self disgust.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Preventing self-disgust would be where I was going with that, yes.

    • Negropolis

      **heh-heh** You said "eats itself out" **heh-heh**

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    If she ate more word salad instead of just chewing and spitting it out all the time…

    • PugglesRule

      She should just eat her words more often. The word salad apparently contains negative nutrition.

  • UnholyMoses

    I hear if you feed Grifters after midnight, they reproduce evil offspr—

    Oh. Too late.

    Nevermind.

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    Ugh. You can take Lou Sarah out of Wasilla…

    • mrpuma2u

      The should be able to fatten her back up here: http://www.haciendafiesta.com/

      It's right in Wasilla and all the people in the photos, well they didn't look like they were missing the dinner bell.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Ha!

  • BklynIlluminati

    She can haz cheeseburger?

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Can't believe she fell for my fake 'Early Voting at KFC' facebook page.

    • BonoboReview

      Fake early voting at Chick-Fil-A would have been more credible.

    • pepperpat

      I can.

  • UnholyMoses

    She's like a vampire, but instead of blood, she survives on publicity and speaker's fees.

    • CthuNHu

      And she's all out of speaker's fees.

    • Radiotherapy

      BLOOD LIBEL!

  • nounverb911

    Can she still see Russia Alaska from her front porch?

    • Isyaignert

      I recently met a far eastern Russian high school exchange student who was staying with a Canadian family and he said where he comes from, people laugh at $arah Palin being able to see Russia from Alaska. They think she's ridiculous (and Putin is their prez).

    • tessiee

      I hope so; she sure ain't got not back porch, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

      • nirrti_rachelle

        There's not much in her attic either.

  • hagajim

    She lost her fame, her looks and now the weight is just a goin'. Also.

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      Seems to still have boobs. Good for her.

  • Schmannnity

    After a season of Yukon Men and Alaska on the Discovery channel, I've learned that the hunting season was poor this year. Also meth is very slimming.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    A life well lived is its own reward.

    • tessiee

      NOW you tell me???

    • bobbert

      WIN.

  • Schmannnity

    Bristol should move back in with mom.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      That would only make Sarah look thinner, by comparison. Because, ya know….Bristol.

  • WhatTheHeck

    The money ain’t rollin in, so the pounds are rollin off.
    She’ll be on welfare soon.

    • nounverb911

      When was she off welfare?

      • PugglesRule

        When she resigned as gobernator to become the Quitta from Wasilla?

    • alteredimages

      And with those bolt-on boobs she be a stripper.

      Seriojusly, she lost all that weight and still has a chest? That proves that rack was aftermarket.

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Naww, it's the rich who are really thin. Think "ladies who lunch" in NYC. Buncha scarecrows.

      • emmelemm

        "The phase pops into his head at that very instant: social X-rays … They keep themselves so thin, they look like X-ray pictures … You can see lamplight through their bones … "

        -Tom Wolfe

        • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

          Great quote.

          • emmelemm

            Lamplight through their bones made an impression when I read this many years ago. I think of it often.

      • Bonzos_Bed_Time

        Lollipops with boobs.

        • Yellerdawg

          Weirdest porn flick ever. That's 57 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 114 if you consider I watched it twice.

  • zumpie

    So is her dealer Track, Willow or Piper?

    • Boojum

      Not Bristol, as it is obvious she's been finding all of Lou Sarah's lost weight.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Sarah Palin wasting away I could stand — that she's doing it here is the real tragedy.

    • Nostrildamus

      Please waste further away.

      • Lascauxcaveman

        Parishoner: "Minister, is there a proper blessing for Sarah palin?"

        Minister: "There is a proper blessing for everything… lets see…May the lord bless and keep Sarah Palin… far away from us!"

  • Urban_Achiever

    Thought she only ate at Chik-fil-A….? What's KFC's stance on gay marriage??

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212
      • Isyaignert

        I love KFC! I even ate at one in Koln, Germany for a taste of home.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Have you ever seen the Colonel? Definitely pro.

  • ThundercatHo

    Bristle has slimmed down too. Perhaps they became self aware and can't keep food down.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I'm thinking Sarah fed on all the attention she was getting, but the second One-L popped up, she was starved out.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Tragic! The self-awareness part. For them.

  • GuanoFaucet

    Her weight is now approaching her IQ.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Ah, she will finally disappear?

    • tessiee

      Remind me again, what is the mathematical formula?
      Weight + age – bra size = IQ; is that right?

      • PennyDreadful

        Damn, I'm smart.

      • Ruhe

        Your formula is close but the appropriate conjunction is –> rather than = as the relation is asymptotic: " x" (her weight+age-bra size) always approaches "a" (IQ) while always remaining the larger number.

      • PugglesRule

        That would put her IQ around (guesses) 170? Which, no. So maybe formula is (weight + age + bra size) / 2 ?

  • ahnc

    She's so thin, maybe she's sick?
    Oh, right, she is…sorry

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Goodbye Sarah P
    Though I never cared for you at all
    You had the sense to sell yourself
    While those around you realized the mistake they made
    They came from out of the lower 48
    And they forced facts into your brain
    They sent you to Needless Markups
    And they put you in an smart person's game

    And it seems to me you lived your life
    Like a meangirl at the gym
    Never knowing who to grift from
    As the jokes piled on
    And I would have liked to have known you
    But I saw the porno instead
    Your chances burned out long before
    Your ambition ever did

    • proudgrampa

      Why, that brought a tear to my eye.

    • NellCote71

      Wow. Very good.

    • deenh2000

      This comment is so good that I created an account on Wonkette. Hope you don't mind, I shared it all over the place. Thanx!

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      How many times have I told you to keep Marilyn out of this

    • Nothingisamiss

      Manchu, you've out done your very talented self. Bravo!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Needz moar turkey porn.

    • Geminisunmars

      Gosh, that takes me back.

    • Isyaignert

      Thanks weejee and just in time for Thanksgiving! I will never tire of watching that video. Also, too.

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        Yer welcome. It's never tiring to give Lou Sarah the bird. Isn't that what Piper is doing in Indiepalin's avatar?

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      I'll never forget the several near-coronaries I watched Keith Olbermann have while playing that video on an endless loop through at least 3 news cycles.

      Then I quit watching cable news. I suppose that was the pinnacle.

    • One_who_wanders

      "Links I won't click on for $1000, Alex!"

  • Indiepalin

    That's what living in a dumpster will do for you.

  • Nesnora

    Nooooooo Wonkette— please don't body shame women on here, even if she's a horrible, vapid sack of shit. :(

    • commiegirl99

      You're right. We should have just let Karen Carpenter alone with her anorexia too.

      • Tommmcatt_Again

        Isn't that exactly what we all did?

      • doloras

        Yeah, because yelling "OMG YOU SKINNY BITCH EAT A SAMMICH" would have really made her do so.

      • Nesnora

        Sorry, I didn't know making a blog post pointing out a woman's weight was a form of treatment for anorexia. My mistake! I'm sure she'll find this very helpful.

        • commiegirl99

          Considering it's by far the nicest thing we've ever written about her, maybe she will!

          • ThundercatHo

            If you can't say something nice about Sarah then please say it here. Some people need to get the fuck over themselves with the "body shaming". Putting yourself in the public eye opens you up for anything folks care to hurl your way. Bitch asked for it by being, well, her. Oh, and I don't recall anyone jumping to Rush Limbaugh's or Chris Christie's defense when they have been referred to as giant, sweaty, lardasses. Know why? Cuz its true.

          • Crank_Tango

            Also too, apparently she is working on a "Fitness" "Book," so I believe she wants us to talk about how she is losing all this weight on speed, er, jenny craig, whatever.

          • Yellerdawg

            You say speed like it's a bad thing.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Wsa it Eleanor or Alice Roosevelt who said that? "If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit over here by me"?

          • jcinco

            Dorothy Parker..also said "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think…"

          • Redgyal

            But that wasn't the theme of the whole post.

        • Gleem McShineys

          Wonkette is a drunken mommy-blog that doesn't allow comments. You can't even post suggestions on how to direct the content of the site into unfunny sensitivity and caring inclusivity.

          God knows I've tried.

      • Radiotherapy

        Rainy days and Sundaes always got her down.

      • Crank_Tango

        Hopefully it's not anorexia and it's something harmless like that meth I keep hearing about. Or bath salts. Or what's that new one, smiles? Could be smiles.

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      I had just assumed she was whithering away from lack of attention. Besides, there's nothing wrong with her weight (says the person with the BMI of an average Eritrean of the same age) — the freaky part is that she looks like she's dressed up for a date with Nick Nolte's mug shot.

      • PhilippePetain

        Yeah, I have no problem saying that an ex-politician aligned with the religious right is dressing like a lot lizard. Call me insensitive, but I don't care.

        Context, people.

      • 415buzzard

        I agree, she doesn't look too thin, just White-Trashy. The jeans are fugly, as is the blue toenail polish which would look better on one of her sad teenage daughters.. And the hair needs to go back to 1985. I guess this is what passes for "Wasilla Chic".

        Do I sound like a Big City Elitist now?

        • kittensdontlie

          Back when the money was free, remember her shopping spree?!
          And oh how the libs roared,"That's just window-dressin' on a boar(sic?)!".
          So back to rocking 80's hair she tries, well at least it's not a beehive?!
          And where is that little tummy now,…has mommy Palin sworn off eating cow?!

        • MissNancyPriss

          it looks like she dropped a lot of weight.

    • snowpointsecret

      I thought this post was making fun of 2 things:

      1. Celebrity blogs will find anything to talk about

      2. Sarah Palin's really irrelevant.

      I can see where you're coming from for sure but I read this from a different angle. Then again maybe I'm just really off on the point.

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        Not to give us the skinny on Lou Sarah?

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Is "body shame" a thing?
      (I'm kinda old.)

      • CthuNHu

        It's always been a thing. It's just that now it's also a phrase, so we can finally pin it to the wall when we see it.

        • Crank_Tango

          Just like pornography, which I also like to pin to the wall when I see it.

          • Yellerdawg

            Tried that. Ruined my laptop. Thanks.

      • Crank_Tango

        I thought the term of art was "body snarking," but what do I know.

      • anniegetyerfun

        "Body shaming" and "body snarking" are phrases typically only seen on Jezebel and other vagina blogs.

        Great, now I've had to mention Jezebel twice today.

        • Crank_Tango

          Squee! That place is the worst.

        • Tequila Mockingbird

          Jezebel was the site that posted old photos of Christine O’Donnell in a ladybug Halloween costume, to embarrass her and invite discussion of her physical appearance, and then they whine that women in politics are held to double standards. Fuck them and their fat acceptance/body-shaming bullshit. The pseudo-"feminists" over at Jezebel are nothing but a bunch of rage-filled harridans who get laid once a decade because they refuse to go on diets or shave their legs.

          • Bonzos_Bed_Time

            Don't hold back, how do you really feel about them?

          • bobbert

            So, given a contest between Jezebel and Sarah Palin, where would you weigh in?

            (I'll tell you my view: Jez is a bunch of excitable ding-dongs; Palin is consistently malevolent. YMMV).

          • Tequila Mockingbird

            Any opportunity to snark on Palin is OK by me! I merely note, with some sadness, that more people take Sarah Palin seriously than take Jezebel seriously.

          • Crank_Tango

            God I love you.

          • emmelemm

            I'm with you, but for: some of us are just too damn lazy to shave our legs all the time, esp. since we live in cold climates.

          • Crank_Tango

            Hey there is nothing wrong with a little laziness! Hell, you strive too hard for perfection and it is easy to stray into High Maintenance territory.

            Back in the day, I'd see a "perfect" chick and say you just know the manual calls for an oil change every 300 miles. Now I just say yes please, thank you ma'am.

        • PhilippePetain

          Yeah, god forbid the Wonkettz becomes a place where we discuss our conflicting feelings over the place of body image and in our yuppie lives. Fuck. Jezebel is the worst.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    looks like LA to me.

  • Kid_Charlemagne

    Doughnuts to dollars she sports a tramp stamp on her backside.

    • Schmannnity

      It says "you're tailin' Palin

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        "Ass, gas, or votes, nobody rides for free"

        • Gleem McShineys

          I thought it said "All Of It, Katie"

    • ThundercatHo

      "Drill, baby, drill"

    • Kid_Charlemagne

      "IdidaTodd"

    • Flat_Earther

      Does she have to tell TSA about the ring, you know, down there…

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Either way, you're gonna have to check. I ain't doing it.

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time
    • tessiee

      It's a picture of a penis, and the words, "You must be this tall to ride this ride".

    • C_R_Eature

      Whatever it is, it's misspelled.

  • OneDollarJuana

    I'm sorry she's getting so thin. So much less to despise.

  • no_gravity

    Meth, it's what's for dinner.

  • AddHomonym

    You can't be too thin or too crazy.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      She's trying her best to prove that wrong

    • emmelemm

      Whither too rich?

  • Sue4466

    This is what happens when you get all your calories from media attention.

  • sudsmckenzie

    You Never go full Lohan.

    • tessiee

      If only someone had told Lindsay Lohan that.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    Nothing that some some good ol' prayin' can't fix, right?

  • http://www.wonkette.com ChillBill

    The transformation to Peg Bundy is complete.

    • An_Outhouse

      maybe she'll join a biker gang.

      • SorosBot

        Or pilot a Planet Express spaceship.

    • pepperpat

      Nah, Peg has more class.

    • anniegetyerfun

      I liked Peg's fake hair better.

    • kittensdontlie

      Take your pick on which Palin daughter is Kelly.

    • Negropolis

      Oh, god. Peg Bundy LIBEL! That character had more character in her leopard-print blouse than Palin has and will ever have.

      • emmelemm

        Also, she rocked her Bump-it before there were Bump-its.

  • Gleem McShineys

    Just one weird trick to lose weight.

    THE ALL BILE DIET!

  • elviouslyqueer

    Bless her heart, but it looks like Sarah desperately needs a GBFF.

    Oh, who am I kidding? Fuck this fetid hag with a botulism-encrusted cucumber.

  • Estproph

    Wastin away in SarahPalinville
    Lookin for my lost publicity
    Some people claim that there's lieburulz to blame
    But I know I can get another $50000 out of those suckers easy

    • ElPinche

      Nibblin on ho cake
      Watching the meth bake
      ….

    • idrobny

      the money tree is over for her. u r right. she does look drugged.

  • mavenmaven

    The bag contains attachments to her K-mart home liposuction equipment.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Dontcha worry Sarah, just a coupla winks and somebody'll take ya.

    Skinny legs and all

    • Isyaignert

      "Skinny Legs and All" was the title of a great Tom Robbins novel.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Ellen Cherry Charles Libel!

      (When my friends and I finally grew out of our sophomoric "which Disney Princess would you like to bone" phase we graduated immediately to our "which Tom Robbins heroine would you like to bone" phase. A couple guys I was in a band with were so literate that we actually went through a "which Jane Austen heroine would you like to bone" phase; so you see, we were purty sofistikayted fellers.)

      • emmelemm

        So… which Jane Austin heroine would YOU like to bone?

        (Inquiring minds want to know.)

        • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

          Sigh…..

          AOTK.

    • bobbert

      Joe Tex anti-libel!!!

    • SoBeach
  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    She must have total Zen mastery over her gag reflex, both for shutting it down and turning it on. Unlimited capacity both to ingest and disgorge. Sometimes all at once!

  • UW8316154

    Meth: it's what's for breakfast.

  • docterry6973

    Man, she looks more unhappy than I do.

    • tessiee

      *hug*

  • coolhandnuke

    There's a lot of protein but few calories in the Glenn Rice-a-Roni diet.

  • http://www.themindisaterriblething.com skmind

    She's just getting in shape for her return to the singles scene post elections. Regardless of who wins, she has been discarded by the Republican Establishment as a retroactive has-been.

    Taaaawd will be moving on with his half before she spends it all on botox and lipo.

    • Kid_Charlemagne

      Did you mean "radioactive"?

      • http://www.themindisaterriblething.com skmind

        If so, I would have preferred "nucular."

    • Ruhe

      Your theory is plausible. There's many a wealthy old Republican who'd pay dearly for that. Once she dumps Todd she's free to pursue her real life-goal…being comfortable.

  • LibertyLover

    Is she on the "Madonna after 40" diet?

    • bflrtsplk

      Lou Sarah`s on the Madonna under 40 lbs. diet.

  • Hammiepants

    Meth is sad.

  • Not_So_Much

    "Wast-ing"? Meh, call me when that moves to past tense.

  • LibertyLover

    Damn. And we could have had her as our second in command – representing this American Life. Seems like we really missed the boat there, guys.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Probably has a moose tape worm.

    • Blueb4sinrise

      I heard it was hookworm.

    • coolhandnuke

      We can definitely rule out bookworm.

    • emmelemm

      Ugh. (Still not over the dog's intestinal problems.)

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I prefer some meat on the bones

  • http://estevancarlos.com american__mutt

    this is the lib in me talking but i hate talking about women's weight. it's lame.

    • freddymcmurray

      but here you are doing it anyway. (sorry, i'm in a snark mood today… no offense intended)

    • tessiee

      I agree with you in general, but I'm willing to overlook it under the circumstances, because $arah is such a worthless piece of shit.

  • ElPinche

    Oooooooh a trashy & slutty GILF. Now she's down in my league…Pinche's garage parking level of booty.

  • An_Outhouse

    if she gets breast cancer, will her boobs get bigger? i need to know what to pray for.

  • SpeedoFart

    Why is Skeletor wearing those awful shoes?

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    There's an obvious explanation. Willow Palin is pregnant, and Sarah is about to "give birth." She just forgot to put on a shapeless sack dress.

  • JackObin

    That photo just screams out "I'm an American loon." Cell phone, check. Ugly shoes, check. Poorly dressed, check. Fake tits, check. Bag 'o Wal Mart shit, check. The fact that this idiot was nearly president confirms this nation's insanity.

  • CthuNHu

    A waste of space is a terrible thing to waste away — or not to have a waist at all. How true that is.

  • YouBetcha

    Eh, she'll be fine. She's just feeling neglected now that the attention is on other people. The likelihood that any of this is due to the onset of anorexia at her age is virtually nonexistent. The clothes, the over-filled lips, the fuck-me-shoes, it's all just a cry for attention. She's not sick or starving.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    She's got those moves like Jagger.

    • LetUsBray

      And yet with the shades and the haggard face she's reminding me more of Keef.

  • Sivart_R1

    I just hope she never goes blonde…I can't help but think of Dale Dickey, playing Patty from My Name is Earl. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3636499712/nm0225460

    • DCBloom

      You read my mind. She's a werewolf on True Blood now

    • tessiee

      Patty the Daytime Hooker has a better work ethic.

  • chascates

    Obviously in training for a new reality show: 'Publicity: The Hunger Game'.

  • Lot_49

    Get a grip, people. Black has a bi-partisan slimming effect. She's still doable, if you're deaf.

  • SaintRond

    I always thought she might be a barfer.

    • tessiee

      You've got it backwards; she makes everybody else barf.

  • JustPixelz

    Yet it looks like her tits are getting bigger. Again.

    • Not_So_Much

      GILF 2 — The Reaugmentening.

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO.

    You speak for yourself only, Rebecca.
    ~

  • Exhausted66

    Implants never lose weight!

  • new_pic_for_NEWTer

    Wonketeers, she's in LA! Don't you get it She's pimping for a reality gig.
    Too skinny? – check. Bolt-ons? – check. Duck face? – check. Hooker shoes? – check.
    I'm guessing she's aiming for Realwhores of Wasilla or maybe Rockstar Ex-wives, not because it fits, but because it is the skankiest reality skeeze I've ever seen. So maybe it fits after all.

  • Gleem McShineys

    The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Liposuction.

    • Radiotherapy

      The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?

      Well, they both got fucked by black guys.

      • kingofmeh

        thatsracist.gif. also, look up the definition of "difference."

        • Radiotherapy

          Watch your beagle, Michael Vick is an Eagle.

  • Antispandex

    Any chance at all that she will just keep getting smaller and smaller and then, POOF! No more Wasillabilly ex-Governor?

    • fatbob54

      Well, I'm guessing if she went poof what we'd be left with are the trashy clothes and a couple of sacks of saline.

    • tessiee

      Instead of prolonging the agony, how bout we just throw a bucket of water over her?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8

  • Isyaignert

    $arah shops at Shep?

  • Mittaplasia

    She's obviously shoveling a lot of snow these days.

  • SorosBot

    And yet her breasts are still the same size; it's almost enough to make one suspect she was lying when she denied she had implants, but Sarah would never lie to us…

  • Flat_Earther

    Has she picked up the meth pipe?

  • LibrarianX

    I knew all the meth would catch up with her…

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I, for one, look forward to the day she can't be seen at all.

  • anniegetyerfun

    We're certain that's not Maria Shriver dressed up as a hooker for early Halloween?

    • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

      too methy.

  • MinAgain

    Those shoes do not go with that outfit.

    • Not_So_Much
      • Geminisunmars

        Well, she wouldn't be able to sneak up behind you, wearing those things.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      The only outfit those shoes do go with is one you'd only wear while turning tricks; under $50 category.

  • cybermoe

    I defer my starbursts to Rich Lowry.

  • Flat_Earther

    Would you put a dollar on the stage if she was on the pole?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      If it made her go away.

    • tessiee

      Yeah, if you changed it into rolls of pennies, and I got to whip them at her really hard.

  • Calapine

    oh god, I feel sorry for Sarah Palin o.O

  • C_R_Eature

    I haven't been paying attention. Did Sarah run over an Old Gypsy Woman recently?

  • mille derps

    Dontcha know the Palins are "writing" a "fitness" "book"? http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20637417,…

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Oh God.

      • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

        It is unclear if Palin has a contract for the upcoming book or when the work will be published.

        There is always Hope.

    • kittensdontlie

      Fitness or Bust: Sarah's Simple Solutions to Meth Sobriety and Bigger Breasts.

  • rickmaci

    Lookz like somebody got caught by one of those creepy posters on CreepShots.

  • sati_demise

    If she let her hair go natural, colorwise, she would look remarkably like Cruella deVille

  • BlueStateLibel

    Who is this woman and why is she taking up space on My Wonkette?!

    • emmelemm

      Admittedly, not as much space as she was taking up previously.

  • obfuscator2

    i'm going to say her diet consists mainly of red bull, virginia slims, and that jamie lee curtis yogurt that makes you poop seven times a day.

  • aussiefromafar

    Bitterness and anger are eating at her like those flesh eating bacteria. It's a wonder though those same bacteria don't gag and spit up their dinner.

  • chascates

    Most PBS stations are airing the Frontline special 'The Choice: 2012' tonight, a two-hour examination of the two candidates and Newshour posted some clips about Obama losing to Bobby Rush, Romney losing to Ted Kennedy. Looks pretty interesting.

    • sudsmckenzie

      But theres a Storage Wars on tonight that says "A trip to Inglewood CA, includes a unit with a Mattress". A Mattress!

      • chascates

        I'm thankful I don't have cable; you don't just miss a Storage Wars treat!

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Watching on the DVR right now. Good stuff.

    • Negropolis

      I watched it, but most of it seemed like a retread, but maybe it's because I follow politics so closely.

      I didn't appreciate them blowing up Obama's drug use. I mean, I guess it worked into their angle of him as an aimless youth, but it seemed inappropriate the time they gave to it.

      • chascates

        The Right will just assume the remaining Choom Gang members are in prison or dead.
        Can you imagine what it would be like to grow up like Mittens? Tons of money, fame, and adventure but you can't drink a Coke.

  • Radiotherapy

    You can never be too skinny or too stupid.

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    She is withering away. Soon all that will be left will be two boobs… that's one less than before.

  • Fox n Fiends

    She's preparing to become Rush Limbaugh's 18th wife.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    After viewing the full gallery, the hair is what stands out to me.
    Is this the "Sickly Grizzly Look"?

  • SolitaireRose

    Shouldn't she be hate-eating a bunch of Chik-fil-a?

  • fatbob54

    One of the pics at the website is of her at the QuickyMart looking at a National Enquirer. You just know she's checking to see if she made that issue.

    • Gleem McShineys

      "Damn liberal press, they keep refusing to publish Bristol's upskirt photos!"

  • rocktonsam

    Every time Mittens asks her for her endorsement, $he $says,"I'd rather puke!"

  • Steverino247

    The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

    • Beowoof

      I like big butts and I can not lie.

      • glasspusher

        My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo…

  • neiltheblaze

    Sarah is just learning to live on less – a skill that will stand her in good stead when all the reality show producers finally figure out she doesn't really sell all that well.

  • MissTaken

    Hooker with hookworms.

    • Crank_Tango

      …with tiny hearts of gold.

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        …and tiny daddy issues.

  • Radiotherapy

    I wonder what pulled back the firing pin on this sudden weight loss?

  • LibertyLover

    Wait. There's a Kmart in LA?

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Yes. I can't believe it took three pages of comments before someone noticed those are K-Mart bags.

  • C_R_Eature

    You know, we shouldn't jump to an Eating Disorder conclusion. Perhaps she's made a vow to only eat what she can kill, with her considerable Alaskan resident hunting and fishing skills.

    That would make sense.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Did she eat McCain's candidacy then?

      • C_R_Eature

        Heh, heh. Her political career, also.

        I'm just happy she's not crouching in the West Wing, eating our future.

    • not that Dewey

      Yes. She's a regular Mark Zuckerberg, she is.

      • C_R_Eature

        Well, I Did Not Know That about good ol' Mark. That's a pretty deeply philosophical lifestyle choice.

        I like the arc of his culinary development, from killing and eating aquatic organisms to birds to hogs. At this rate we'll be watching news helo footage of his house surrounded by cop cars, with CSI unloading tarp-covered shapes from his Man-Sized Freezer.

      • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

        Um…he could have just become a vegetarian.

        • C_R_Eature

          Well yes, but that won't get you very far on the road to Cannibalism now, would it?

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      Occam's Razor!

      • C_R_Eature

        Yes. It comes in a nice matched set with Occam's Gut Knife now.

        • not that Dewey

          Does Occam have an Ice Pick, for when I need to assassinate my political enemies simply and expediently?

  • glamourdammerung

    Meth is a helluva drug.

  • Troubledog

    If she gets any thinner, I'll need to make another hole in her collar.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Hell, she can already slip through the hole in the fence.

      • Troubledog

        The neighbors say she barks all day while we're gone!

        • Negropolis

          We try to leave Fox News on on the television when we leave, but even that doesn't seem to console her, poor thing.

  • One_Man_Band

    THIS WOMAN WAS ACTUALLY A CANDIDATE FOR VICE-PRESIDENT.

  • Beowoof

    Sort of like Thinner with a happy ending?

    • Bonzos_Bed_Time

      No Sarah, I don't feel like any pie. You can have my slice.

  • Beowoof

    Looks like she has been a Levi's Mom's methateria.

  • 12deedee

    Does this look like somebody who is wasting away http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1015120823

    I don't think so.

  • MrsConclusion

    Paul Rudnik said, years ago, that the iron rule in Hollywood was that, sooner or later, every woman ends up looking like Joan Collins. Proven!

    • tessiee

      Meh, I could do worse than look like Joan Collins when I'm Joan Collins' age.

  • docterry6973

    Eh, maybe a little bit; around the chin..
    http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/images/covers/l

  • LibrarianX

    She's on a hunger strike and won't eat until she gets invited to the convention.

  • LibrarianX

    is not moose season in Alaska?

  • LibrarianX

    Steady diet of bile and hate.

  • LibrarianX

    eat some crow

  • LibrarianX

    Don't feed her, we'll NEVER be rid of her.

  • docterry6973

    Geez, Todd. Make her sammich.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    This is probably not good news for John McCain. Then again, maybe it is!

  • unclejeems

    Meh. A fifty-year-old housewife in LA or wherever. Why doesn't she move back to Alaska where her vote may actually count for something? Otherwise she's just one red drop in a sea of blue.

    • Crank_Tango

      She clearly hates real america.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    She should really get those toenails looked at, also, too. That looks like a really bad fungal infection.

  • BarackMyWorld

    I just *knew* she didn't really eat at Chick-Fil-A.

  • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

    She shouldn'ta been so rude to that gypsy.

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    K-Mart, tabloids, and hooker shoes. This was almost our vice-president, people.

  • jesus_vs_gojira

    Can we get back to more important topics like what the Romney campaign said about Obama's remarks about Romney's policy vis-à-vis Big Bird?

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    Free clothes from designers only come in sample sizes. Usually 0 to 4. My guess would be she's still Griftin' for Garb.

  • iamrrm

    Alaska Barbie was always a waste and a way dumb-ass.

  • ttommyunger

    Why isn't Tawd carrying her bags for her? Oh, right; he's prolly porking his sweet little Eskimo massage therapist. Ain't love grand?

  • BoroPrimorac

    Is it me or does she have a touch of meth mouth?

  • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

    You know the difference between a pit bull and a soccer mom? Meth binges.

    • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

      Lol.

  • not that Dewey

    Sarah who?

  • VinnyThePooh

    Meth Lab Barbie shopping for swinger threads.

  • AtwatersGhost

    Oh shiii, its one of those f'ed-up 'Bratz' dolls come to life, yuck.

  • glasspusher

    It's like a car wreck- it's horrible, but yet I can't turn away…

  • mosjef

    She's gets the best price on cookware and rubber gloves at Methco

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i wonder what that sweet lady from virginia would say about sarah p 'looking like a vice president'.

    wait. no actually don't wonder about that at all.

    • tessiee

      Memaw would tell $arah that she needs to sit her narrow butt down in that there chair and eat her some barbecue, and some'a'them cakes we like, because she's lookin' right puny, and the menfolk like a li'l somethin' to hold on to, Hunny.

  • Negropolis

    She looks like a boot-legged Shania Twain. Hating is hard, y'all.

    Okay, I feel dirty. This is tabloidy/trashy-type stuff.

  • Jerri

    Aw, that's a sad picture.

    Hers is such a uniquely American tragedy.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Just think of "pallin' around with terrorists," "Real Americans," and Chick-Fil-A if you feel sad.

      I guess it's because I'm a bleeding heart liberal, but that photo makes me uncomfortable, too.
      (I keep refreshing the page, and hoping to see a new posting.)

  • dcjdjay

    Meth does a Palin good.

  • C_R_Eature

    Every time a Palin story gets posted to Wonkette, an Angel loses its TruckNutz.

    And a kitten dies.

    • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

      But somebody gets a new pony?

      • C_R_Eature

        Define "Get".

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    What is in those bags? I HAVE TO KNOW!

    • C_R_Eature

      Silicone.

      • Gleem McShineys

        FUCKING SUPERWIN

        • C_R_Eature

          Aw, Shucks.

    • http://twitter.com/iburl iburl

      Pseudoephedrine

    • Crank_Tango

      One time I was on the bus next to a dude and he didn't realize it but you could totally see his copy of Bears magazine showing through the plastic. I imagine there is the exact same thing going on here, if we could just crop and enhance.

    • HogeyeGrex

      I can't make anything out behind the dark glasses.

    • tessiee

      Florida ballots from 2000.

  • lulzmonger

    Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!

    TOO SOON SLOW.

  • Ddayiv

    This is actually pretty sad, right up there with Honey Boo Boo's incipient obesity.

  • tessiee

    Now, gosh darn it all to heck, you guys, I TOLD you that if you mentioned her name, you'd summon her like Beetlejuice!
    DIDN'T I tell you?
    $>: – O

  • tessiee

    1985 called; they want their Flashdance off the shoulder look back.
    Also, 1965 and Mindy Miller called; they want their white lipstick back.

    • Crank_Tango

      2003 let her borrow the shoulder thing, and it apologizes, didn't think she would wear it 9 years after it came back 20 years later.

  • tessiee

    As I think Catherine Deneuve said, after 40, a woman's got to choose between her face or her ass.

    • MosesInvests

      Zsa Zsa Gabor, I thought?

      • emmelemm

        All of 'em, Katie.

        (Cause it's true.)

      • tessiee

        I also read it as being attributed to Barbara Cartland.

  • tessiee

    Needz moar wite casuls.

  • tessiee

    What the hell's the deal with that outfit?
    Is she wearing very low jeans, or very high leg warmers — or is that some kind of scarf or belt *over* her pants? I'm referring to the blue-gray whatever it is that reaches from mid-rib-cage to about six inches below waist level.
    I honestly can't figure it out.

    • MosesInvests

      Grey tank top underneath the black crop-top. Not a great look on a woman my age.

  • http://citizenfuturist.wordpress.com/ RufusTFirefly

    I find this difficult to fap to.

  • tessiee

    Danny DeVito's fling revealed.

  • tessiee

    I'm not really a fan of Howard Stern, but looking at this picture, I can't help but be reminded of his feud with Sharon Stone, when he told her, "In five years, you'll be dried up like a Tootsie Roll in the desert".

    • prommie

      Oh come on now, don't be ashamed, you can admit it! You are not alone, you know.

  • tessiee

    At least she doesn't plaster her face wtih makeup like a trollop…
    Oh, wait.

  • OldRedneck

    I'm confused — is this Presidential material, or, just another truckstop lot lizard?
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lo

  • tessiee

    I was on line behind her, and she certainly seemed in one HELL of a hurry to buy her Sudafed and nail polish remover.

    • prommie

      Have you got a good recipe for the two-liter bottle batch?

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  • pinkocommi

    Of course, mama grizzlies get really skinny after a long period of hibernation. However, Palin has gotten skinny, but failed to give us the delightful period where she is nowhere to be found for an extended period of time. I feel cheated.

  • fishwharf

    I don't care what you all think, I still like her.

    • Negropolis

      What do you like about her?

      • fishwharf

        I identify with her. I was raised in the Arctic and worked in commercial fishing for years. Bristol reminds me of my daughter. Sarah was in way over her head in the 2008 election. Like her, there have been times when I didn't even know the questions, much less the answers, but I did my best and muddled through. Politically, Sarah and I have little in common. I'm an atheist-commie who doesn't love America, but in spite of that I'm somewhat dismayed by the vitriol in this stream. Can't we all get along?

        • Negropolis

          Can't we all get along?

          Sure. If she (and people like her) would let us. It's awfully hard to victimize a victimizer, ain't it?

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      Bless your heart.

  • bobbert

    Editrix — this is the last post for the night? C'mon. Desiccated (except, remarkably, for the boobs) Sarah Palin is the last thing we have to comment on?

    Granted, Palin as a political figure deserves all the abuse we can possibly muster. And, personally, I don't have a big problem making fun of her looks, because she intentionally based so much of her appeal to voters on her looks (karma, y'all).

    But still, this is what we have to work with as the last post of the day — unflattering photos of an irrelevant former politician in a shopping center parking lot?

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      I would agree, but.. look here at the long-absent wonk-commenters who've put in a word or three… american_mutt and Obfuscator and Tommcatt.. If at times I feel the current content is devolving into something less than worthy of my beloved wonkette, these guys remind me there are archives' galore to browse through until a new post arrives~

  • LibertyLover

    This just in: Palin is "writing" an fitness book.

    • tessiee

      Palin is "writing" a fitness "book".
      ftfy

      • LibertyLover

        ty

    • Negropolis

      Surely, it is not a fitness book for office, because clearly she was never fit for public office.

  • tessiee

    T.

  • tessiee

    Bitch got a dancing moose.

  • Detesticle

    Skeletor Go Shopping. Skeletor Like Shopping. Skeletor Buy DVDs. It Not Easy Being Skeletor. Skeletor No Like People Make Fun Of Skeletor. Skeletor Sad.

  • Poindexter718

    The Brits have an awesome culinary term for grandmothers who wear clothes like that: Mutton dressed as lamb.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    This is really sad, folks. It's like when Luke destroyed the Death Star.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Has she had a total bottom-out moment yet, like Ewan McGregor and the dead-ceiling baby in Trainspotting?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    If I had been required to guess four years ago, I would have went the other way and predicted she'd get all fat like that chick on Cheers.

    • chascates

      You'd think Scientology would have figured out how to rid Ms. Alley of all of those body thetans.

  • chascates

    As she gets smaller and smaller, will she find some sort of transcendence, some sort of acceptance of being a tiny mote in the eye of the world?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3iHjGBfT4&li

  • DahBoner

    The Crystal Meth Diet: I JUST TOOK THE TV APART AND CAN'T GET IT ALL BACK TOGETHER

  • Negropolis

    Isn't this where we all say in unison "Why, bless her heart."?

  • smashedinhat

    As much as I dislike Sarah Palin and others of her ideological bent I refuse to denigrate her physical appearance until she grows a fake penis like female hyenas.

  • Redhead

    More faces of meth.

    Or maybe plastic surgery – if anyone can find a way to write if off as a business expense, it's snowbilly barbie.

  • 69WideStance

    Smart phone ready in case she is confronted with 10 seconds of non-activity. Anorexia. Breast implants. No wonder so many Americans identify with her.

  • thatsitfortheother1

    The photo… Is that Hortense?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    She does not look pregnant in any of these photos either.

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    On the other hand, I kind of like the 'haramaki' thing she's got going, it is something the Japanese have taken & gone rogue with as fashion and if Sarah remembers Alaska's cold climes at all anymore she likely appreciates the kidney-warming side benefit of these "cumberbunds"~

  • http://writechic.wordpress.com/ writechic

    Biggest cameltoe ever.

    • smashedinhat

      I bow to you.

  • prommie

    I don't have any sadz at all if she slowly melts away and dies of a wasting disease. With votes, of course. That fucker with the "you're all fired if you vote for Obama" letter too.

  • http://wonkette.com/ outragedcitizen

    Despite her obvious weight loss her boobs are still the same size! Oh, right, boob job, I forgot . Never mind.

  • carlgt1

    wow, she's now a lot thinner than the porn star who plays her in "Nailin' Palin!"

  • BeefHardcake

    I can't make a comment about her weight, but man, she can't fucking dress herself to save her life. Everything about her just screams a total lack of class.

    Sorry, just no energy to be clever or snarky this morning.

  • BenGleck

    Being an atheist doesn't help when looking at One of the Devil's Own.