MESSAGE: WE CARE  4:50 pm October 9, 2012

You Guys, Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Do we love Sarah Palin? Probably not. Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO. You can’t point and laugh at someone who’s barely able to lift her five-pound whore-wedgies!

Celebitchy has the gallery, from Fame/Flynet, of the former half-term governor out shopping and “eating” KFC.

Sarah Palin, don’t get us wrong, we still hate you. But looking at you strutting around like the poster girl for a pro-ana website is just giving us sadz. Get back to the Taco Bell! Maybe only work out like five hours a day instead of what looks to be 12!

We need you at your fighting weight, Sarah Palin, so you can continue to ruin the world every time you open your tattooed lips, and we can continue to pay our rent off it.

[Celebitchy]

 
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Tommmcatt_Again October 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm

She needs to eat a new unicorn heart.

Antispandex October 9, 2012 at 6:29 pm

No, no. She's on a strict Chick-Fil-A diet. Chick-Fil-A and bran muffins…and tears of the poor to wash it all down.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 9, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Cheney has already collected all of them on which to feed.

kissawookiee October 9, 2012 at 4:53 pm

It's not her fault that simply living in Wasilla is enough to give you a contact MethMouth.

bflrtsplk October 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm

She looks suspiciously like my soon to be ex-wife. Hmmmm.

actor212 October 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I'm sad for your loss.

You got a number I can call her at?

LibertyLover October 9, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Todd Palin, is that you?

bflrtsplk October 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

What gave it away?

PhilippePetain October 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm

consider yourself lucky! there are actually women out there who don't look like this!

Mittens Howell, III October 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm

She looks happy.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 7:44 pm

Yeah I wish her all the best and hope she continues down the same path.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm

She looks about as happy as she deserves to be.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 10, 2012 at 10:12 am

But how does this affect Sarah Palin?

jcinco October 11, 2012 at 11:06 am

I think you meant harpy.

Tequila Mockingbird October 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I've seen better legs on chickens.

Lascauxcaveman October 9, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Yeah, those are some skinny legs. Some skinny arms, neck face etc. too. Not much fat there.

The hooters seem to be holding up OK though. Hmmm… almost like they're not made of human fat, like regular breasts are…

Geminisunmars October 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Not to mention, turkeys too.

kittensdontlie October 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm

Along with pretty much any modern-style table.

Barrelhse October 9, 2012 at 11:20 pm

And a better head on a nickel beer.

LionHeartSoyDog October 10, 2012 at 12:42 am

"Eating KFC"???
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

"I eat more chicken any man ever seen.
Oh Yeah. I'm A Backdoor Man."

Mittens Howell, III October 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Hot Zombie dot com

snowpointsecret October 9, 2012 at 4:55 pm

The first thing I thought was "it's warm enough for that in Alaska?"

Then I realized the link said "la"… Yeah I don't know I'm in Dayton, it's been kind of cold here, and was Sarah Palin relevant recently?

Dr_Zoidberg October 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Sarah Palin was never relevant.

Mittens Howell, III October 9, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Mama swizzlestick.

actor212 October 9, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Maybe it's an autoimmune disorder…you know, where the body eats itself out of self-preservation.

evoshandor October 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

I think in Sarah's case her body would eat itself out of self disgust.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 9:19 am

Preventing self-disgust would be where I was going with that, yes.

Negropolis October 9, 2012 at 10:35 pm

**heh-heh** You said "eats itself out" **heh-heh**

Mumbletypeg October 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

If she ate more word salad instead of just chewing and spitting it out all the time…

PugglesRule October 10, 2012 at 10:49 am

She should just eat her words more often. The word salad apparently contains negative nutrition.

UnholyMoses October 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

I hear if you feed Grifters after midnight, they reproduce evil offspr—

Oh. Too late.

Nevermind.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Ugh. You can take Lou Sarah out of Wasilla…

mrpuma2u October 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm

The should be able to fatten her back up here: http://www.haciendafiesta.com/

It's right in Wasilla and all the people in the photos, well they didn't look like they were missing the dinner bell.

starfanglednut October 9, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Ha!

BklynIlluminati October 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

She can haz cheeseburger?

Mittens Howell, III October 9, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Can't believe she fell for my fake 'Early Voting at KFC' facebook page.

BonoboReview October 9, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Fake early voting at Chick-Fil-A would have been more credible.

pepperpat October 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm

I can.

UnholyMoses October 9, 2012 at 4:57 pm

She's like a vampire, but instead of blood, she survives on publicity and speaker's fees.

CthuNHu October 9, 2012 at 5:51 pm

And she's all out of speaker's fees.

Radiotherapy October 9, 2012 at 7:32 pm

BLOOD LIBEL!

nounverb911 October 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Can she still see Russia Alaska from her front porch?

Isyaignert October 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm

I recently met a far eastern Russian high school exchange student who was staying with a Canadian family and he said where he comes from, people laugh at $arah Palin being able to see Russia from Alaska. They think she's ridiculous (and Putin is their prez).

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:25 pm

I hope so; she sure ain't got not back porch, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

nirrti_rachelle October 10, 2012 at 12:50 am

There's not much in her attic either.

hagajim October 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

She lost her fame, her looks and now the weight is just a goin'. Also.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Seems to still have boobs. Good for her.

Schmannnity October 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm

After a season of Yukon Men and Alaska on the Discovery channel, I've learned that the hunting season was poor this year. Also meth is very slimming.

Mittens Howell, III October 9, 2012 at 5:00 pm

A life well lived is its own reward.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:26 pm

NOW you tell me???

bobbert October 10, 2012 at 12:20 am

WIN.

Schmannnity October 9, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Bristol should move back in with mom.

Jus_Wonderin October 9, 2012 at 6:00 pm

That would only make Sarah look thinner, by comparison. Because, ya know….Bristol.

WhatTheHeck October 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

The money ain’t rollin in, so the pounds are rollin off.
She’ll be on welfare soon.

nounverb911 October 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm

When was she off welfare?

PugglesRule October 10, 2012 at 10:51 am

When she resigned as gobernator to become the Quitta from Wasilla?

alteredimages October 9, 2012 at 7:45 pm

And with those bolt-on boobs she be a stripper.

Seriojusly, she lost all that weight and still has a chest? That proves that rack was aftermarket.

Jukesgrrl October 9, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Naww, it's the rich who are really thin. Think "ladies who lunch" in NYC. Buncha scarecrows.

emmelemm October 9, 2012 at 9:47 pm

"The phase pops into his head at that very instant: social X-rays … They keep themselves so thin, they look like X-ray pictures … You can see lamplight through their bones … "

-Tom Wolfe

Jukesgrrl October 10, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Great quote.

emmelemm October 10, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Lamplight through their bones made an impression when I read this many years ago. I think of it often.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Lollipops with boobs.

Yellerdawg October 10, 2012 at 10:41 am

Weirdest porn flick ever. That's 57 minutes of my life I'll never get back. 114 if you consider I watched it twice.

zumpie October 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

So is her dealer Track, Willow or Piper?

Boojum October 9, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Not Bristol, as it is obvious she's been finding all of Lou Sarah's lost weight.

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Sarah Palin wasting away I could stand — that she's doing it here is the real tragedy.

Nostrildamus October 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Please waste further away.

Lascauxcaveman October 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Parishoner: "Minister, is there a proper blessing for Sarah palin?"

Minister: "There is a proper blessing for everything… lets see…May the lord bless and keep Sarah Palin… far away from us!"

Urban_Achiever October 9, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Thought she only ate at Chik-fil-A….? What's KFC's stance on gay marriage??

actor212 October 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Isyaignert October 9, 2012 at 6:52 pm

I love KFC! I even ate at one in Koln, Germany for a taste of home.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 9, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Have you ever seen the Colonel? Definitely pro.

ThundercatHo October 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Bristle has slimmed down too. Perhaps they became self aware and can't keep food down.

actor212 October 9, 2012 at 5:11 pm

I'm thinking Sarah fed on all the attention she was getting, but the second One-L popped up, she was starved out.

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Tragic! The self-awareness part. For them.

GuanoFaucet October 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Her weight is now approaching her IQ.

Jus_Wonderin October 9, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Ah, she will finally disappear?

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Remind me again, what is the mathematical formula?
Weight + age – bra size = IQ; is that right?

PennyDreadful October 10, 2012 at 1:47 am

Damn, I'm smart.

Ruhe October 10, 2012 at 8:37 am

Your formula is close but the appropriate conjunction is –> rather than = as the relation is asymptotic: " x" (her weight+age-bra size) always approaches "a" (IQ) while always remaining the larger number.

PugglesRule October 10, 2012 at 10:53 am

That would put her IQ around (guesses) 170? Which, no. So maybe formula is (weight + age + bra size) / 2 ?

ahnc October 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

She's so thin, maybe she's sick?
Oh, right, she is…sorry

ManchuCandidate October 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Goodbye Sarah P
Though I never cared for you at all
You had the sense to sell yourself
While those around you realized the mistake they made
They came from out of the lower 48
And they forced facts into your brain
They sent you to Needless Markups
And they put you in an smart person's game

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a meangirl at the gym
Never knowing who to grift from
As the jokes piled on
And I would have liked to have known you
But I saw the porno instead
Your chances burned out long before
Your ambition ever did

proudgrampa October 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Why, that brought a tear to my eye.

NellCote71 October 9, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Wow. Very good.

deenh2000 October 9, 2012 at 9:16 pm

This comment is so good that I created an account on Wonkette. Hope you don't mind, I shared it all over the place. Thanx!

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 11:03 pm

How many times have I told you to keep Marilyn out of this

Nothingisamiss October 10, 2012 at 8:14 am

Manchu, you've out done your very talented self. Bravo!

weejee October 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Needz moar turkey porn.

Geminisunmars October 9, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Gosh, that takes me back.

Isyaignert October 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Thanks weejee and just in time for Thanksgiving! I will never tire of watching that video. Also, too.

weejee October 9, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Yer welcome. It's never tiring to give Lou Sarah the bird. Isn't that what Piper is doing in Indiepalin's avatar?

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 9:38 pm

I'll never forget the several near-coronaries I watched Keith Olbermann have while playing that video on an endless loop through at least 3 news cycles.

Then I quit watching cable news. I suppose that was the pinnacle.

One_who_wanders October 10, 2012 at 9:48 am

"Links I won't click on for $1000, Alex!"

Indiepalin October 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm

That's what living in a dumpster will do for you.

Nesnora October 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Nooooooo Wonkette— please don't body shame women on here, even if she's a horrible, vapid sack of shit. :(

commiegirl99 October 9, 2012 at 5:11 pm

You're right. We should have just let Karen Carpenter alone with her anorexia too.

Tommmcatt_Again October 9, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Isn't that exactly what we all did?

doloras October 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Yeah, because yelling "OMG YOU SKINNY BITCH EAT A SAMMICH" would have really made her do so.

Nesnora October 9, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Sorry, I didn't know making a blog post pointing out a woman's weight was a form of treatment for anorexia. My mistake! I'm sure she'll find this very helpful.

commiegirl99 October 9, 2012 at 7:42 pm

Considering it's by far the nicest thing we've ever written about her, maybe she will!

ThundercatHo October 9, 2012 at 11:15 pm

If you can't say something nice about Sarah then please say it here. Some people need to get the fuck over themselves with the "body shaming". Putting yourself in the public eye opens you up for anything folks care to hurl your way. Bitch asked for it by being, well, her. Oh, and I don't recall anyone jumping to Rush Limbaugh's or Chris Christie's defense when they have been referred to as giant, sweaty, lardasses. Know why? Cuz its true.

Gleem McShineys October 9, 2012 at 7:50 pm

Wonkette is a drunken mommy-blog that doesn't allow comments. You can't even post suggestions on how to direct the content of the site into unfunny sensitivity and caring inclusivity.

God knows I've tried.

Radiotherapy October 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Rainy days and Sundaes always got her down.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 7:54 pm

Hopefully it's not anorexia and it's something harmless like that meth I keep hearing about. Or bath salts. Or what's that new one, smiles? Could be smiles.

SayItWithWookies October 9, 2012 at 5:50 pm

I had just assumed she was whithering away from lack of attention. Besides, there's nothing wrong with her weight (says the person with the BMI of an average Eritrean of the same age) — the freaky part is that she looks like she's dressed up for a date with Nick Nolte's mug shot.

PhilippePetain October 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Yeah, I have no problem saying that an ex-politician aligned with the religious right is dressing like a lot lizard. Call me insensitive, but I don't care.

Context, people.

415buzzard October 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm

I agree, she doesn't look too thin, just White-Trashy. The jeans are fugly, as is the blue toenail polish which would look better on one of her sad teenage daughters.. And the hair needs to go back to 1985. I guess this is what passes for "Wasilla Chic".

Do I sound like a Big City Elitist now?

kittensdontlie October 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm

Back when the money was free, remember her shopping spree?!
And oh how the libs roared,"That's just window-dressin' on a boar(sic?)!".
So back to rocking 80's hair she tries, well at least it's not a beehive?!
And where is that little tummy now,…has mommy Palin sworn off eating cow?!

MissNancyPriss October 9, 2012 at 11:18 pm

it looks like she dropped a lot of weight.

snowpointsecret October 9, 2012 at 5:53 pm

I thought this post was making fun of 2 things:

1. Celebrity blogs will find anything to talk about

2. Sarah Palin's really irrelevant.

I can see where you're coming from for sure but I read this from a different angle. Then again maybe I'm just really off on the point.

weejee October 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Not to give us the skinny on Lou Sarah?

DemmeFatale October 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm

Is "body shame" a thing?
(I'm kinda old.)

CthuNHu October 9, 2012 at 7:48 pm

It's always been a thing. It's just that now it's also a phrase, so we can finally pin it to the wall when we see it.

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 12:56 am

Just like pornography, which I also like to pin to the wall when I see it.

Yellerdawg October 10, 2012 at 10:54 am

Tried that. Ruined my laptop. Thanks.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I thought the term of art was "body snarking," but what do I know.

anniegetyerfun October 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

"Body shaming" and "body snarking" are phrases typically only seen on Jezebel and other vagina blogs.

Great, now I've had to mention Jezebel twice today.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Squee! That place is the worst.

Tequila Mockingbird October 9, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Jezebel was the site that posted old photos of Christine O’Donnell in a ladybug Halloween costume, to embarrass her and invite discussion of her physical appearance, and then they whine that women in politics are held to double standards. Fuck them and their fat acceptance/body-shaming bullshit. The pseudo-"feminists" over at Jezebel are nothing but a bunch of rage-filled harridans who get laid once a decade because they refuse to go on diets or shave their legs.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 9, 2012 at 11:17 pm

Don't hold back, how do you really feel about them?

bobbert October 10, 2012 at 12:34 am

So, given a contest between Jezebel and Sarah Palin, where would you weigh in?

(I'll tell you my view: Jez is a bunch of excitable ding-dongs; Palin is consistently malevolent. YMMV).

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 12:57 am

God I love you.

emmelemm October 10, 2012 at 1:10 am

I'm with you, but for: some of us are just too damn lazy to shave our legs all the time, esp. since we live in cold climates.

PhilippePetain October 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm

Yeah, god forbid the Wonkettz becomes a place where we discuss our conflicting feelings over the place of body image and in our yuppie lives. Fuck. Jezebel is the worst.

fuflans October 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

looks like LA to me.

Kid_Charlemagne October 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Doughnuts to dollars she sports a tramp stamp on her backside.

Schmannnity October 9, 2012 at 5:15 pm

It says "you're tailin' Palin

actor212 October 9, 2012 at 5:18 pm

"Ass, gas, or votes, nobody rides for free"

Gleem McShineys October 9, 2012 at 6:20 pm

I thought it said "All Of It, Katie"

ThundercatHo October 9, 2012 at 5:42 pm

"Drill, baby, drill"

Kid_Charlemagne October 9, 2012 at 6:17 pm

"IdidaTodd"

Flat_Earther October 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Does she have to tell TSA about the ring, you know, down there…

Lascauxcaveman October 9, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Either way, you're gonna have to check. I ain't doing it.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 9, 2012 at 11:18 pm
tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm

It's a picture of a penis, and the words, "You must be this tall to ride this ride".

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Whatever it is, it's misspelled.

OneDollarJuana October 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I'm sorry she's getting so thin. So much less to despise.

no_gravity October 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Meth, it's what's for dinner.

AddHomonym October 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm

You can't be too thin or too crazy.

actor212 October 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

She's trying her best to prove that wrong

emmelemm October 9, 2012 at 6:56 pm

Whither too rich?

Sue4466 October 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm

This is what happens when you get all your calories from media attention.

sudsmckenzie October 9, 2012 at 5:08 pm

You Never go full Lohan.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:38 pm

If only someone had told Lindsay Lohan that.

ChillBill October 9, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Nothing that some some good ol' prayin' can't fix, right?

ChillBill October 9, 2012 at 5:09 pm

The transformation to Peg Bundy is complete.

An_Outhouse October 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm

maybe she'll join a biker gang.

SorosBot October 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Or pilot a Planet Express spaceship.

pepperpat October 9, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Nah, Peg has more class.

anniegetyerfun October 9, 2012 at 8:09 pm

I liked Peg's fake hair better.

kittensdontlie October 9, 2012 at 9:20 pm

Take your pick on which Palin daughter is Kelly.

Negropolis October 9, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Oh, god. Peg Bundy LIBEL! That character had more character in her leopard-print blouse than Palin has and will ever have.

emmelemm October 10, 2012 at 1:07 am

Also, she rocked her Bump-it before there were Bump-its.

Gleem McShineys October 9, 2012 at 5:09 pm

Just one weird trick to lose weight.

THE ALL BILE DIET!

elviouslyqueer October 9, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Bless her heart, but it looks like Sarah desperately needs a GBFF.

Oh, who am I kidding? Fuck this fetid hag with a botulism-encrusted cucumber.

Estproph October 9, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Wastin away in SarahPalinville
Lookin for my lost publicity
Some people claim that there's lieburulz to blame
But I know I can get another $50000 out of those suckers easy

ElPinche October 9, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Nibblin on ho cake
Watching the meth bake
….

idrobny October 9, 2012 at 5:34 pm

the money tree is over for her. u r right. she does look drugged.

mavenmaven October 9, 2012 at 5:13 pm

The bag contains attachments to her K-mart home liposuction equipment.

Blueb4sinrise October 9, 2012 at 5:15 pm

Dontcha worry Sarah, just a coupla winks and somebody'll take ya.

Skinny legs and all

Isyaignert October 9, 2012 at 6:30 pm

"Skinny Legs and All" was the title of a great Tom Robbins novel.

Lascauxcaveman October 9, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Ellen Cherry Charles Libel!

(When my friends and I finally grew out of our sophomoric "which Disney Princess would you like to bone" phase we graduated immediately to our "which Tom Robbins heroine would you like to bone" phase. A couple guys I was in a band with were so literate that we actually went through a "which Jane Austen heroine would you like to bone" phase; so you see, we were purty sofistikayted fellers.)

emmelemm October 9, 2012 at 8:25 pm

So… which Jane Austin heroine would YOU like to bone?

(Inquiring minds want to know.)

starfanglednut October 9, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Sigh…..

AOTK.

bobbert October 10, 2012 at 12:39 am

Joe Tex anti-libel!!!

SoBeach October 10, 2012 at 8:32 am
mrblifil October 9, 2012 at 5:16 pm

She must have total Zen mastery over her gag reflex, both for shutting it down and turning it on. Unlimited capacity both to ingest and disgorge. Sometimes all at once!

UW8316154 October 9, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Meth: it's what's for breakfast.

docterry6973 October 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Man, she looks more unhappy than I do.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:40 pm

*hug*

coolhandnuke October 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm

There's a lot of protein but few calories in the Glenn Rice-a-Roni diet.

skmind October 9, 2012 at 5:21 pm

She's just getting in shape for her return to the singles scene post elections. Regardless of who wins, she has been discarded by the Republican Establishment as a retroactive has-been.

Taaaawd will be moving on with his half before she spends it all on botox and lipo.

Kid_Charlemagne October 9, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Did you mean "radioactive"?

skmind October 9, 2012 at 6:38 pm

If so, I would have preferred "nucular."

Ruhe October 10, 2012 at 8:39 am

Your theory is plausible. There's many a wealthy old Republican who'd pay dearly for that. Once she dumps Todd she's free to pursue her real life-goal…being comfortable.

LibertyLover October 9, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Is she on the "Madonna after 40" diet?

bflrtsplk October 10, 2012 at 8:49 am

Lou Sarah`s on the Madonna under 40 lbs. diet.

Hammiepants October 9, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Meth is sad.

Not_So_Much October 9, 2012 at 5:23 pm

"Wast-ing"? Meh, call me when that moves to past tense.

LibertyLover October 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Damn. And we could have had her as our second in command – representing this American Life. Seems like we really missed the boat there, guys.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Probably has a moose tape worm.

Blueb4sinrise October 9, 2012 at 5:29 pm

I heard it was hookworm.

coolhandnuke October 9, 2012 at 5:36 pm

We can definitely rule out bookworm.

emmelemm October 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm

Ugh. (Still not over the dog's intestinal problems.)

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 9, 2012 at 5:25 pm

I prefer some meat on the bones

american__mutt October 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm

this is the lib in me talking but i hate talking about women's weight. it's lame.

freddymcmurray October 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm

but here you are doing it anyway. (sorry, i'm in a snark mood today… no offense intended)

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:44 pm

I agree with you in general, but I'm willing to overlook it under the circumstances, because $arah is such a worthless piece of shit.

ElPinche October 9, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Oooooooh a trashy & slutty GILF. Now she's down in my league…Pinche's garage parking level of booty.

An_Outhouse October 9, 2012 at 5:34 pm

if she gets breast cancer, will her boobs get bigger? i need to know what to pray for.

SpeedoFart October 9, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Why is Skeletor wearing those awful shoes?

Chet Kincaid_ October 9, 2012 at 5:39 pm

There's an obvious explanation. Willow Palin is pregnant, and Sarah is about to "give birth." She just forgot to put on a shapeless sack dress.

JackObin October 9, 2012 at 5:47 pm

That photo just screams out "I'm an American loon." Cell phone, check. Ugly shoes, check. Poorly dressed, check. Fake tits, check. Bag 'o Wal Mart shit, check. The fact that this idiot was nearly president confirms this nation's insanity.

CthuNHu October 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm

A waste of space is a terrible thing to waste away — or not to have a waist at all. How true that is.

YouBetcha October 9, 2012 at 5:51 pm

Eh, she'll be fine. She's just feeling neglected now that the attention is on other people. The likelihood that any of this is due to the onset of anorexia at her age is virtually nonexistent. The clothes, the over-filled lips, the fuck-me-shoes, it's all just a cry for attention. She's not sick or starving.

Chet Kincaid_ October 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

She's got those moves like Jagger.

LetUsBray October 9, 2012 at 7:49 pm

And yet with the shades and the haggard face she's reminding me more of Keef.

Sivart_R1 October 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

I just hope she never goes blonde…I can't help but think of Dale Dickey, playing Patty from My Name is Earl. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3636499712/nm0225460

DCBloom October 9, 2012 at 8:46 pm

You read my mind. She's a werewolf on True Blood now

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Patty the Daytime Hooker has a better work ethic.

chascates October 9, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Obviously in training for a new reality show: 'Publicity: The Hunger Game'.

Lot_49 October 9, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Get a grip, people. Black has a bi-partisan slimming effect. She's still doable, if you're deaf.

SaintRond October 9, 2012 at 6:00 pm

I always thought she might be a barfer.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:47 pm

You've got it backwards; she makes everybody else barf.

JustPixelz October 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Yet it looks like her tits are getting bigger. Again.

Not_So_Much October 9, 2012 at 6:53 pm

GILF 2 — The Reaugmentening.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 9, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Do we want her to waste away, like late-era Joey Heatherton or dead Karen Carpenter? NO.

You speak for yourself only, Rebecca.
~

Exhausted66 October 9, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Implants never lose weight!

new_pic_for_NEWTer October 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

Wonketeers, she's in LA! Don't you get it She's pimping for a reality gig.
Too skinny? – check. Bolt-ons? – check. Duck face? – check. Hooker shoes? – check.
I'm guessing she's aiming for Realwhores of Wasilla or maybe Rockstar Ex-wives, not because it fits, but because it is the skankiest reality skeeze I've ever seen. So maybe it fits after all.

Gleem McShineys October 9, 2012 at 6:25 pm

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Liposuction.

Radiotherapy October 9, 2012 at 7:39 pm

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?

Well, they both got fucked by black guys.

kingofmeh October 9, 2012 at 7:51 pm

thatsracist.gif. also, look up the definition of "difference."

Radiotherapy October 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Watch your beagle, Michael Vick is an Eagle.

Antispandex October 9, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Any chance at all that she will just keep getting smaller and smaller and then, POOF! No more Wasillabilly ex-Governor?

fatbob54 October 9, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Well, I'm guessing if she went poof what we'd be left with are the trashy clothes and a couple of sacks of saline.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Instead of prolonging the agony, how bout we just throw a bucket of water over her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GJcKuVGm8

Isyaignert October 9, 2012 at 6:27 pm

$arah shops at Shep?

Mittaplasia October 9, 2012 at 6:33 pm

She's obviously shoveling a lot of snow these days.

SorosBot October 9, 2012 at 6:34 pm

And yet her breasts are still the same size; it's almost enough to make one suspect she was lying when she denied she had implants, but Sarah would never lie to us…

Flat_Earther October 9, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Has she picked up the meth pipe?

LibrarianX October 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm

I knew all the meth would catch up with her…

Biel_ze_Bubba October 9, 2012 at 6:47 pm

I, for one, look forward to the day she can't be seen at all.

anniegetyerfun October 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

We're certain that's not Maria Shriver dressed up as a hooker for early Halloween?

iburl October 9, 2012 at 6:53 pm

too methy.

MinAgain October 9, 2012 at 6:49 pm

Those shoes do not go with that outfit.

Not_So_Much October 9, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Geminisunmars October 9, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Well, she wouldn't be able to sneak up behind you, wearing those things.

Lascauxcaveman October 9, 2012 at 8:11 pm

The only outfit those shoes do go with is one you'd only wear while turning tricks; under $50 category.

cybermoe October 9, 2012 at 6:50 pm

I defer my starbursts to Rich Lowry.

Flat_Earther October 9, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Would you put a dollar on the stage if she was on the pole?

Chet Kincaid_ October 9, 2012 at 7:34 pm

If it made her go away.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:52 pm

Yeah, if you changed it into rolls of pennies, and I got to whip them at her really hard.

Calapine October 9, 2012 at 7:09 pm

oh god, I feel sorry for Sarah Palin o.O

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 7:13 pm

I haven't been paying attention. Did Sarah run over an Old Gypsy Woman recently?

mille derps October 9, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Dontcha know the Palins are "writing" a "fitness" "book"? http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20637417,…

Chet Kincaid_ October 9, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Oh God.

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 7:49 pm

It is unclear if Palin has a contract for the upcoming book or when the work will be published.

There is always Hope.

kittensdontlie October 9, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Fitness or Bust: Sarah's Simple Solutions to Meth Sobriety and Bigger Breasts.

rickmaci October 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm

Lookz like somebody got caught by one of those creepy posters on CreepShots.

sati_demise October 9, 2012 at 7:26 pm

If she let her hair go natural, colorwise, she would look remarkably like Cruella deVille

BlueStateLibel October 9, 2012 at 7:27 pm

Who is this woman and why is she taking up space on My Wonkette?!

emmelemm October 9, 2012 at 8:02 pm

Admittedly, not as much space as she was taking up previously.

obfuscator2 October 9, 2012 at 7:36 pm

i'm going to say her diet consists mainly of red bull, virginia slims, and that jamie lee curtis yogurt that makes you poop seven times a day.

aussiefromafar October 9, 2012 at 7:37 pm

Bitterness and anger are eating at her like those flesh eating bacteria. It's a wonder though those same bacteria don't gag and spit up their dinner.

chascates October 9, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Most PBS stations are airing the Frontline special 'The Choice: 2012' tonight, a two-hour examination of the two candidates and Newshour posted some clips about Obama losing to Bobby Rush, Romney losing to Ted Kennedy. Looks pretty interesting.

sudsmckenzie October 9, 2012 at 8:08 pm

But theres a Storage Wars on tonight that says "A trip to Inglewood CA, includes a unit with a Mattress". A Mattress!

chascates October 9, 2012 at 8:24 pm

I'm thankful I don't have cable; you don't just miss a Storage Wars treat!

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Watching on the DVR right now. Good stuff.

Negropolis October 9, 2012 at 11:02 pm

I watched it, but most of it seemed like a retread, but maybe it's because I follow politics so closely.

I didn't appreciate them blowing up Obama's drug use. I mean, I guess it worked into their angle of him as an aimless youth, but it seemed inappropriate the time they gave to it.

chascates October 9, 2012 at 11:11 pm

The Right will just assume the remaining Choom Gang members are in prison or dead.
Can you imagine what it would be like to grow up like Mittens? Tons of money, fame, and adventure but you can't drink a Coke.

Radiotherapy October 9, 2012 at 7:40 pm

You can never be too skinny or too stupid.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 9, 2012 at 7:42 pm

She is withering away. Soon all that will be left will be two boobs… that's one less than before.

Fox n Fiends October 9, 2012 at 7:43 pm

She's preparing to become Rush Limbaugh's 18th wife.

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 7:45 pm

After viewing the full gallery, the hair is what stands out to me.
Is this the "Sickly Grizzly Look"?

SolitaireRose October 9, 2012 at 7:46 pm

Shouldn't she be hate-eating a bunch of Chik-fil-a?

fatbob54 October 9, 2012 at 7:49 pm

One of the pics at the website is of her at the QuickyMart looking at a National Enquirer. You just know she's checking to see if she made that issue.

Gleem McShineys October 9, 2012 at 8:03 pm

"Damn liberal press, they keep refusing to publish Bristol's upskirt photos!"

rocktonsam October 9, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Every time Mittens asks her for her endorsement, $he $says,"I'd rather puke!"

Steverino247 October 9, 2012 at 8:05 pm

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

Beowoof October 9, 2012 at 8:34 pm

I like big butts and I can not lie.

glasspusher October 9, 2012 at 10:14 pm

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo…

neiltheblaze October 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

Sarah is just learning to live on less – a skill that will stand her in good stead when all the reality show producers finally figure out she doesn't really sell all that well.

MissTaken October 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Hooker with hookworms.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 9:27 pm

…with tiny hearts of gold.

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm

…and tiny daddy issues.

Radiotherapy October 9, 2012 at 8:07 pm

I wonder what pulled back the firing pin on this sudden weight loss?

LibertyLover October 9, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Wait. There's a Kmart in LA?

Jukesgrrl October 9, 2012 at 9:32 pm

Yes. I can't believe it took three pages of comments before someone noticed those are K-Mart bags.

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 8:11 pm

You know, we shouldn't jump to an Eating Disorder conclusion. Perhaps she's made a vow to only eat what she can kill, with her considerable Alaskan resident hunting and fishing skills.

That would make sense.

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Did she eat McCain's candidacy then?

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Heh, heh. Her political career, also.

I'm just happy she's not crouching in the West Wing, eating our future.

not that Dewey October 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Yes. She's a regular Mark Zuckerberg, she is.

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Well, I Did Not Know That about good ol' Mark. That's a pretty deeply philosophical lifestyle choice.

I like the arc of his culinary development, from killing and eating aquatic organisms to birds to hogs. At this rate we'll be watching news helo footage of his house surrounded by cop cars, with CSI unloading tarp-covered shapes from his Man-Sized Freezer.

DemmeFatale October 9, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Um…he could have just become a vegetarian.

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 11:25 pm

Well yes, but that won't get you very far on the road to Cannibalism now, would it?

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Occam's Razor!

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Yes. It comes in a nice matched set with Occam's Gut Knife now.

not that Dewey October 10, 2012 at 7:59 am

Does Occam have an Ice Pick, for when I need to assassinate my political enemies simply and expediently?

C_R_Eature October 10, 2012 at 6:10 pm

No, but The Commissioner does.

glamourdammerung October 9, 2012 at 8:17 pm

Meth is a helluva drug.

Troubledog October 9, 2012 at 8:22 pm

If she gets any thinner, I'll need to make another hole in her collar.

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 6:28 am

Hell, she can already slip through the hole in the fence.

Troubledog October 10, 2012 at 9:03 am

The neighbors say she barks all day while we're gone!

Negropolis October 10, 2012 at 9:04 am

We try to leave Fox News on on the television when we leave, but even that doesn't seem to console her, poor thing.

One_Man_Band October 9, 2012 at 8:32 pm

THIS WOMAN WAS ACTUALLY A CANDIDATE FOR VICE-PRESIDENT.

Beowoof October 9, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Sort of like Thinner with a happy ending?

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 9, 2012 at 11:26 pm

No Sarah, I don't feel like any pie. You can have my slice.

Beowoof October 9, 2012 at 8:32 pm

Looks like she has been a Levi's Mom's methateria.

12deedee October 9, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Does this look like somebody who is wasting away http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1015120823

I don't think so.

MrsConclusion October 9, 2012 at 8:43 pm

Paul Rudnik said, years ago, that the iron rule in Hollywood was that, sooner or later, every woman ends up looking like Joan Collins. Proven!

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Meh, I could do worse than look like Joan Collins when I'm Joan Collins' age.

docterry6973 October 9, 2012 at 8:49 pm

Eh, maybe a little bit; around the chin..
http://www.metalmusicarchives.com/images/covers/l

LibrarianX October 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm

She's on a hunger strike and won't eat until she gets invited to the convention.

LibrarianX October 9, 2012 at 8:56 pm

is not moose season in Alaska?

LibrarianX October 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Steady diet of bile and hate.

LibrarianX October 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm

eat some crow

LibrarianX October 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm

Don't feed her, we'll NEVER be rid of her.

docterry6973 October 9, 2012 at 9:02 pm

Geez, Todd. Make her sammich.

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 9:16 pm

This is probably not good news for John McCain. Then again, maybe it is!

unclejeems October 9, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Meh. A fifty-year-old housewife in LA or wherever. Why doesn't she move back to Alaska where her vote may actually count for something? Otherwise she's just one red drop in a sea of blue.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 9:22 pm

She clearly hates real america.

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

She should really get those toenails looked at, also, too. That looks like a really bad fungal infection.

BarackMyWorld October 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm

I just *knew* she didn't really eat at Chick-Fil-A.

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

She shouldn'ta been so rude to that gypsy.

Jukesgrrl October 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm

K-Mart, tabloids, and hooker shoes. This was almost our vice-president, people.

jesus_vs_gojira October 9, 2012 at 9:35 pm

Can we get back to more important topics like what the Romney campaign said about Obama's remarks about Romney's policy vis-à-vis Big Bird?

Jukesgrrl October 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Free clothes from designers only come in sample sizes. Usually 0 to 4. My guess would be she's still Griftin' for Garb.

iamrrm October 9, 2012 at 9:39 pm

Alaska Barbie was always a waste and a way dumb-ass.

ttommyunger October 9, 2012 at 9:44 pm

Why isn't Tawd carrying her bags for her? Oh, right; he's prolly porking his sweet little Eskimo massage therapist. Ain't love grand?

BoroPrimorac October 9, 2012 at 9:46 pm

Is it me or does she have a touch of meth mouth?

iburl October 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm

You know the difference between a pit bull and a soccer mom? Meth binges.

Designer_Rants October 9, 2012 at 9:53 pm

Lol.

not that Dewey October 9, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Sarah who?

VinnyThePooh October 9, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Meth Lab Barbie shopping for swinger threads.

AtwatersGhost October 9, 2012 at 10:09 pm

Oh shiii, its one of those f'ed-up 'Bratz' dolls come to life, yuck.

glasspusher October 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm

It's like a car wreck- it's horrible, but yet I can't turn away…

mosjef October 9, 2012 at 10:27 pm

She's gets the best price on cookware and rubber gloves at Methco

fuflans October 9, 2012 at 10:29 pm

i wonder what that sweet lady from virginia would say about sarah p 'looking like a vice president'.

wait. no actually don't wonder about that at all.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 12:03 am

Memaw would tell $arah that she needs to sit her narrow butt down in that there chair and eat her some barbecue, and some'a'them cakes we like, because she's lookin' right puny, and the menfolk like a li'l somethin' to hold on to, Hunny.

Negropolis October 9, 2012 at 10:30 pm

She looks like a boot-legged Shania Twain. Hating is hard, y'all.

Okay, I feel dirty. This is tabloidy/trashy-type stuff.

Jerri October 9, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Aw, that's a sad picture.

Hers is such a uniquely American tragedy.

DemmeFatale October 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm

Just think of "pallin' around with terrorists," "Real Americans," and Chick-Fil-A if you feel sad.

I guess it's because I'm a bleeding heart liberal, but that photo makes me uncomfortable, too.
(I keep refreshing the page, and hoping to see a new posting.)

dcjdjay October 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm

Meth does a Palin good.

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Every time a Palin story gets posted to Wonkette, an Angel loses its TruckNutz.

And a kitten dies.

Sharkey October 9, 2012 at 11:12 pm

But somebody gets a new pony?

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Define "Get".

DerrickWildcat October 9, 2012 at 11:14 pm

What is in those bags? I HAVE TO KNOW!

C_R_Eature October 9, 2012 at 11:14 pm

Silicone.

Gleem McShineys October 10, 2012 at 12:49 pm

FUCKING SUPERWIN

C_R_Eature October 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Aw, Shucks.

iburl October 9, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Pseudoephedrine

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 11:25 pm

One time I was on the bus next to a dude and he didn't realize it but you could totally see his copy of Bears magazine showing through the plastic. I imagine there is the exact same thing going on here, if we could just crop and enhance.

HogeyeGrex October 10, 2012 at 2:01 am

I can't make anything out behind the dark glasses.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 2:22 am

Florida ballots from 2000.

lulzmonger October 9, 2012 at 11:15 pm

Sarah Palin Is Wasting Away!

TOO SOON SLOW.

Ddayiv October 9, 2012 at 11:17 pm

This is actually pretty sad, right up there with Honey Boo Boo's incipient obesity.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Now, gosh darn it all to heck, you guys, I TOLD you that if you mentioned her name, you'd summon her like Beetlejuice!
DIDN'T I tell you?
$>: – O

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:22 pm

1985 called; they want their Flashdance off the shoulder look back.
Also, 1965 and Mindy Miller called; they want their white lipstick back.

Crank_Tango October 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm

2003 let her borrow the shoulder thing, and it apologizes, didn't think she would wear it 9 years after it came back 20 years later.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:23 pm

As I think Catherine Deneuve said, after 40, a woman's got to choose between her face or her ass.

MosesInvests October 10, 2012 at 12:27 am

Zsa Zsa Gabor, I thought?

emmelemm October 10, 2012 at 1:00 am

All of 'em, Katie.

(Cause it's true.)

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 2:23 am

I also read it as being attributed to Barbara Cartland.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:27 pm

Needz moar wite casuls.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:33 pm

What the hell's the deal with that outfit?
Is she wearing very low jeans, or very high leg warmers — or is that some kind of scarf or belt *over* her pants? I'm referring to the blue-gray whatever it is that reaches from mid-rib-cage to about six inches below waist level.
I honestly can't figure it out.

MosesInvests October 10, 2012 at 12:32 am

Grey tank top underneath the black crop-top. Not a great look on a woman my age.

RufusTFirefly October 9, 2012 at 11:40 pm

I find this difficult to fap to.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:42 pm

Danny DeVito's fling revealed.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:46 pm

I'm not really a fan of Howard Stern, but looking at this picture, I can't help but be reminded of his feud with Sharon Stone, when he told her, "In five years, you'll be dried up like a Tootsie Roll in the desert".

prommie October 10, 2012 at 9:25 am

Oh come on now, don't be ashamed, you can admit it! You are not alone, you know.

tessiee October 9, 2012 at 11:56 pm

At least she doesn't plaster her face wtih makeup like a trollop…
Oh, wait.

OldRedneck October 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm

I'm confused — is this Presidential material, or, just another truckstop lot lizard?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lo

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 12:00 am

I was on line behind her, and she certainly seemed in one HELL of a hurry to buy her Sudafed and nail polish remover.

prommie October 10, 2012 at 9:26 am

Have you got a good recipe for the two-liter bottle batch?

Barrelhse October 10, 2012 at 12:36 am
pinkocommi October 10, 2012 at 12:42 am

Of course, mama grizzlies get really skinny after a long period of hibernation. However, Palin has gotten skinny, but failed to give us the delightful period where she is nowhere to be found for an extended period of time. I feel cheated.

fishwharf October 10, 2012 at 12:58 am

I don't care what you all think, I still like her.

Negropolis October 10, 2012 at 3:01 am

What do you like about her?

fishwharf October 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I identify with her. I was raised in the Arctic and worked in commercial fishing for years. Bristol reminds me of my daughter. Sarah was in way over her head in the 2008 election. Like her, there have been times when I didn't even know the questions, much less the answers, but I did my best and muddled through. Politically, Sarah and I have little in common. I'm an atheist-commie who doesn't love America, but in spite of that I'm somewhat dismayed by the vitriol in this stream. Can't we all get along?

Negropolis October 10, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Can't we all get along?

Sure. If she (and people like her) would let us. It's awfully hard to victimize a victimizer, ain't it?

Chet Kincaid_ October 10, 2012 at 9:49 am

Bless your heart.

bobbert October 10, 2012 at 1:04 am

Editrix — this is the last post for the night? C'mon. Desiccated (except, remarkably, for the boobs) Sarah Palin is the last thing we have to comment on?

Granted, Palin as a political figure deserves all the abuse we can possibly muster. And, personally, I don't have a big problem making fun of her looks, because she intentionally based so much of her appeal to voters on her looks (karma, y'all).

But still, this is what we have to work with as the last post of the day — unflattering photos of an irrelevant former politician in a shopping center parking lot?

Mumbletypeg October 10, 2012 at 10:03 am

I would agree, but.. look here at the long-absent wonk-commenters who've put in a word or three… american_mutt and Obfuscator and Tommcatt.. If at times I feel the current content is devolving into something less than worthy of my beloved wonkette, these guys remind me there are archives' galore to browse through until a new post arrives~

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 1:46 am

This just in: Palin is "writing" an fitness book.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 2:26 am

Palin is "writing" a fitness "book".
ftfy

LibertyLover October 10, 2012 at 8:15 am

ty

Negropolis October 10, 2012 at 9:01 am

Surely, it is not a fitness book for office, because clearly she was never fit for public office.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 2:29 am

T.

tessiee October 10, 2012 at 2:39 am

Bitch got a dancing moose.

Detesticle October 10, 2012 at 4:34 am

Skeletor Go Shopping. Skeletor Like Shopping. Skeletor Buy DVDs. It Not Easy Being Skeletor. Skeletor No Like People Make Fun Of Skeletor. Skeletor Sad.

Poindexter718 October 10, 2012 at 6:28 am

The Brits have an awesome culinary term for grandmothers who wear clothes like that: Mutton dressed as lamb.

Jus_Wonderin October 10, 2012 at 6:32 am

This is really sad, folks. It's like when Luke destroyed the Death Star.

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 8:15 am

Has she had a total bottom-out moment yet, like Ewan McGregor and the dead-ceiling baby in Trainspotting?

BaldarTFlagass October 10, 2012 at 8:23 am

If I had been required to guess four years ago, I would have went the other way and predicted she'd get all fat like that chick on Cheers.

chascates October 10, 2012 at 8:41 am

You'd think Scientology would have figured out how to rid Ms. Alley of all of those body thetans.

chascates October 10, 2012 at 8:40 am

As she gets smaller and smaller, will she find some sort of transcendence, some sort of acceptance of being a tiny mote in the eye of the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3iHjGBfT4&li

DahBoner October 10, 2012 at 8:45 am

The Crystal Meth Diet: I JUST TOOK THE TV APART AND CAN'T GET IT ALL BACK TOGETHER

Negropolis October 10, 2012 at 9:02 am

Isn't this where we all say in unison "Why, bless her heart."?

smashedinhat October 10, 2012 at 9:05 am

As much as I dislike Sarah Palin and others of her ideological bent I refuse to denigrate her physical appearance until she grows a fake penis like female hyenas.

Redhead October 10, 2012 at 9:07 am

More faces of meth.

Or maybe plastic surgery – if anyone can find a way to write if off as a business expense, it's snowbilly barbie.

69WideStance October 10, 2012 at 9:14 am

Smart phone ready in case she is confronted with 10 seconds of non-activity. Anorexia. Breast implants. No wonder so many Americans identify with her.

thatsitfortheother1 October 10, 2012 at 9:32 am

The photo… Is that Hortense?

mrblifil October 10, 2012 at 9:33 am

She does not look pregnant in any of these photos either.

Mumbletypeg October 10, 2012 at 9:35 am

On the other hand, I kind of like the 'haramaki' thing she's got going, it is something the Japanese have taken & gone rogue with as fashion and if Sarah remembers Alaska's cold climes at all anymore she likely appreciates the kidney-warming side benefit of these "cumberbunds"~

writechic October 10, 2012 at 9:39 am

Biggest cameltoe ever.

smashedinhat October 10, 2012 at 9:44 am

I bow to you.

prommie October 10, 2012 at 9:40 am

I don't have any sadz at all if she slowly melts away and dies of a wasting disease. With votes, of course. That fucker with the "you're all fired if you vote for Obama" letter too.

outragedcitizen October 10, 2012 at 9:53 am

Despite her obvious weight loss her boobs are still the same size! Oh, right, boob job, I forgot . Never mind.

carlgt1 October 10, 2012 at 10:14 am

wow, she's now a lot thinner than the porn star who plays her in "Nailin' Palin!"

BeefHardcake October 10, 2012 at 11:18 am

I can't make a comment about her weight, but man, she can't fucking dress herself to save her life. Everything about her just screams a total lack of class.

Sorry, just no energy to be clever or snarky this morning.

BenGleck October 10, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Being an atheist doesn't help when looking at One of the Devil's Own.

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 12:55 am

Also too, apparently she is working on a "Fitness" "Book," so I believe she wants us to talk about how she is losing all this weight on speed, er, jenny craig, whatever.

actor212 October 10, 2012 at 9:21 am

Wsa it Eleanor or Alice Roosevelt who said that? "If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit over here by me"?

Redgyal October 10, 2012 at 9:25 am

But that wasn't the theme of the whole post.

Crank_Tango October 10, 2012 at 1:38 am

Hey there is nothing wrong with a little laziness! Hell, you strive too hard for perfection and it is easy to stray into High Maintenance territory.

Back in the day, I'd see a "perfect" chick and say you just know the manual calls for an oil change every 300 miles. Now I just say yes please, thank you ma'am.

Yellerdawg October 10, 2012 at 10:43 am

You say speed like it's a bad thing.

Tequila Mockingbird October 10, 2012 at 11:57 am

Any opportunity to snark on Palin is OK by me! I merely note, with some sadness, that more people take Sarah Palin seriously than take Jezebel seriously.

jcinco October 11, 2012 at 11:15 am

Dorothy Parker..also said "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think…"

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