Mitt Romney Molested By Over-Enthusiastic Floridian (Video)

Do you think dude is going to try to sell a vial of Romney's sweat on eBay? Will he keep it next to his nightstand, in a special box, for sniffing? Maybe the guy just didn't want Miffed Romney to have to wipe his face with his (debunked-ish) debate cheatsheet. More importantly, what (NONVIOLENT) thing would you do to Miffed Romney, if the Secret Service were ever tarded enough to let you up close?

[ MyFoxDC ]