Do you think dude is going to try to sell a vial of Romney’s sweat on eBay? Will he keep it next to his nightstand, in a special box, for sniffing? Maybe the guy just didn’t want Miffed Romney to have to wipe his face with his (debunked-ish) debate cheatsheet. More importantly, what (NONVIOLENT) thing would you do to Miffed Romney, if the Secret Service were ever tarded enough to let you up close?
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He just needed to borrow some hair gel
"Pardon me, could you spare me a dab of Brylcreem?"
Rmoney flop-sweat wiper. See the good Governor just created yet another jerb!
He is sweating the details of all his lies,….and that's a lot of jerbs.
Alas!
The rare Romney enthusiast caught on tape!
Again. Living in the Dumbshine State? Fucking mortifying.
When you hang around with nutty white women, you're hanging around with nutty white women.
Edit – oh shit, i thought that arm was coming from the stout hairdo at his side. My bad.
LMAO….I was waiting for him to French Kiss the RMONEYbot. He was touches with such delicate fingers.
He was touching up the fleshtone paint.
He couldn't keep his "Mittins" to himself!
I probably would just fart in his general direction.
His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.
My first thought too, although I'm not sure he's even worth that much effort.
Effort? As far as my GI tract is concerned, then, Ur doin it rong
Or taunt him a second time!
I'd spit on a hankie then wipe some imaginary smoot from his face, in the style of mothers everywhere.
my mother, may she rest in peace, would come after me and my brother with the sponge. she didn't actually touch us with it, i think it was to scare us into being clean. it almost worked, and damn that thing smelled.
The universal solvent is a mom's spit.
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I'd ask him if he's holding.
what (NONVIOLENT) thing would you do to Miffed Romney, if the Secret Service were ever tarded enough to let you up close?
That whole "NONVIOLENT" thing really limits a guy.
Thus, not sure, other than shake his hand and ask him why he's such a lying fucknozzle who hates The Poorz and thinks the Presidency is his goddamn birthright.
Otherwise you could treat him like his name was "Tyler"
Tyler is punchable in ways few have ever been punchable, as are his parents for raising such a whiny, entitled fuckface.
Mitt?
Given all of the employees his firm fired after buying up companies and bankrupting them for profit, he deserves a nutpunch … OF VOTES
I'd ask him to show me his majik undies – because he prolly doesn't have any. Too much lyin'.
I suppose, if I was allowed to get close enough, I'd ask how long it takes to recharge him and if his adapter is universal?
iRomney 5 takes a different adapter, dammit.
FAQ: How can You can tell the date of the software inside the iRomney?
Disconnect the Romney from the charger.
Hold down the power button for about 10 seconds.
Count the dits and dahs it is base 5 just like the test numbers.
Each short beep is 1 & each long beep counts as 5.
Its in the format year month day.
A #4210 with a mfg-date of 041014 and got …. – …. —- . meaning 040921
Romney's face-wiper. I suppose it beats the hell out of being Romney's ass-wiper. But then again, he's got all of Fux News for that job.
Looks like a wipe out. Here's hoping Rmoney finds Election Day to be a full-blow yard sale.
If you huff Mitt's sweat all the trees look the right size.
Everyone knows that wearing a vial of Mormon tears wards off bad luck!
Wow, I wonder what all wonders come from a pearl necklace out of his magic underpants. No, wait, I just made myself sick. Nevermind.
Here we were having a moment, and your imagination comes up with that horrifying image? Ewwww.
PROFESSOR SNAPE LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it just got you pregnant!
Today the forehead, tomorrow the foreskin!
Check for the bump rumored to be where the Ken doll's tallywacker is supposed to go.
– Mumblety, age eight
Glitterbomb! With all that product in his hair, that shit would be permanent. He'd look like one of Stephanie Meyer's Teen Fantasy Mormon Vampires.
I would hold him down and cut his hair while chanting something about Staples sucking.
He might enjoy that. I know I would! I was gonna ask you something about haircuts today, by the way. Its about Ringo.
I'd ask if he'd get me a set of magic underwear like he has.
what (NONVIOLENT) thing would you do to Miffed Romney
Point to his genital area and laugh uproariously.
Do you think that you could clone Mitt with that sweat? And would that be redundant?
I believe all we can garner from his sweat is what vicosity his lubricants are. Of course, this is fall so he should change from 30W to a lighter blend. Oh, and if it is petroleum based or a synthetic.
He already cloned himself 5 times with those creepy sons.
He was trying to wipe the smirk off his face.
CLEAVAGE!!!!
CLEAVAGE!!!!
All those tits in view and he goes for the Mittbot? GAY!
That will one day be known as the Napkin of Romney relic, dozens of the faithful will flock to it to beseech the relic for tax cuts.
Kinda like a Shroud of Mitt?
St. Veronica libel! Yes, I went to Catholic school.
LOL!
It's Mormon Boob Sweat. Mitt's CPU overheats and is not programmed for close combat cleverage.
It's voodoo economics.
1. He gets some Romney sweat for his money doll.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
I'd steal his wallet.
Mitt doesn't carry anything smaller than a gajillion dollar bill. Just try finding somebody who can make change from that!
Dude's gonna squeeze that out into a spoon, cook it up, and mainline the essence of Mitt!
I'd slap some blackface on Mittens and see how fast the Teabaggers would turn on him.
Eau de Mitt: a charming fragrance, reminiscent of WD-40 and burnt money.
I was thinking flop sweat and Aqua Velva, myself.
Actually, I'd give him a job (and housing) at one of his factories in China.
I want to stab him with a thousand votes.
Death by a thousand (budget) cuts.
I'd totally accuse him of feeling up one of my boobs.
According to the Daily Caller, the wiper guy is a known Chicago thug who may have been attempting to off Mittens with a ricin-laced Wet-Wipe.
I would simply deploy a magnet.
You people just don't understand how much self-control it took to stifle his recoil and sarcastic put-down. This is hard!!
"He's touching me! He's touching ME!"
I saw a lot of thinly veiled hostility and nervous laughter from the Mittbot there.
(But, damn! That was some over-zealous and inappropriate touching.)
That stupid dipshit doesn't know Mitt's going to take away his medicare and whatever other form of socialism that allows that walking heart attack to live. That dumb-ass would probably wipe Romney's ass if they'd let him .
I would've proudly informed him that the previous three generations of Romneys have now all been baptized as atheist vegetarian socialists.
If I may concern-troll, the SS is getting lax, between this and the guy bear-hugging Obama. I don't like it.
I think there is a dispute going on. Once access to hookers is returned, protection will return to its previous level.
The bear-hugger got approval from both the Secret Service and the president to do what he did from my reading on the event. This particular instance seems a bit scarier to me.
Doesn't this guy have any casual-campaigning shirts that don't have the checkered pattern?
He probably was anointing him with olive oil – do Mormons do that? So they can slip into Kolob easier?
I'm still kind of shocked that someone is enthusiastic for Romney. How much did the campaign pay this guy?
The other "secret" is that a Romney Super-PAC has been taking money from foreign contributors. See:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/cana…
Hence, Mitt's flopsweat….
I'd do exactly the same thing, only my rag would be soaked in ether.
I'd give him a long, sexy kiss on the mouth, slutty liberal style (with tongue) leaving him (and Ann) sexually frustrated (more so) for years to come. I like my pretend pre-revenge moves to have staying power!
Then I'd go puke in the nearest garbage can about 40 times.
Talk about a mindfuck. No one would know what to do. lol
I'd punch him in the kidney…with votes.
i think i can say with some assurance i will never ever be close enough to mitt romney to make a difference.
Bill Cosby's bit, "Will You Stop Touching Me!!?" keeps going through my head…
I kinda see baldy running around with RMoney's flop-sweat covered hankie stuffed in his man-panties.
mmm my precioussss … let me wipe my preciousss plutocrat
I would pretend he was leading a wagon train and I was leading the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
I thought Mormons weren't allowed to get head?
I'd give him ol' "hey Mitt, pull my finger."
Ok so where's the guy carrying his cape? He's doing a James Brown thing to get in good with the colored voters, right?
JUMP BACK, MITT MYSELF, HAIII
"Did you just touch Mitt Romney?!"
"It's ok, it was only on the penis"
Handkerchief: $4
Meeting Mitt Romney: $75,000
Flopsweat soaked hankie: Priceless
You know, this being Florida, Mitt would have been completely justified in Standing His Ground, if you know what I mean.
It rubs the lotion on its skin…
Obviously, they are trying to clone him. Why anyone would want to clone a Romney is beyond me as a Romney is already a copy of another Romney.
This is almost as strange as Rick Perry and his hair-touching. Almost.
Fun Fact: Pervy bald dude had fapped into that hankie just hours earlier. Now he and the Mittster are Ghey Married, some say…
Creepy bodily fluid collector
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