JUSTICE IS BLIND AND ALSO WHITE AND MALE  9:46 am October 8, 2012

Justice Scalia Full Of Interesting Opinions About Your Sodomy

by Kris E. Benson

Justice Scalia, having a nobrainerJustice Antonin Scalia wants everyone to just keep their panties on, everyone, because “We can disagree with one another on the law without taking it personally.” Totally! So when he says that laws forbidding abortion, the death penalty and buttseks are clearly constitutional, don’t take it personally, gays and criminals and pregnant ladies. After all, figuring what is unconstitutional is a “no-brainer,” so don’t blame him, blame the Founders, who didn’t see fit to specifically enumerate rights for anyone other than educated, white, male landowners living in the early modern period.

Scalia calls himself a “textualist” and, as he related to a few hundred people who came to buy his new book and hear him speak in Washington the other day, that means he applies the words in the Constitution as they were understood by the people who wrote and adopted them.

“The death penalty? Give me a break. It’s easy. Abortion? Absolutely easy. Nobody ever thought the Constitution prevented restrictions on abortion. Homosexual sodomy? Come on. For 200 years, it was criminal in every state,” Scalia said at the American Enterprise Institute.

Fun fact for Justice Scalia: abortion was actually legal in in most states until the mid-nineteenth century. Another fun fact: sodomy was punishable by death. In fact, there is an argument to be made that prohibitions on abortion and prohibitions on sodomy are grounded by the assumption that non-procreative sex in and of itself is subject to regulation, but the Founders didn’t put that in the Constitution so it is CLEARLY not relevant here. But anyway, isn’t it a relief to discover that Justice Scalia’s appreciation for our rights are defined by what a bunch of 18th century slave-owning, wealthy men might have thought of them?

[CBS]

 

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

{ 148 comments }

no_gravity October 8, 2012 at 9:51 am

Justice Scalia is an 18th century slave-owning, wealthy man, at least in his own head. And, probably full of thoughts of buttsecks, but the good, procreative type.

weejee October 8, 2012 at 10:29 am

but the good, procreative type

Composting?

Indiepalin October 8, 2012 at 9:52 am

You know what else is easy? Pissing in the wind.

Toomush_Infer October 8, 2012 at 10:01 am

If you have a wide stance…

ThankYouJeebus October 8, 2012 at 9:55 am

Scalia needs to think bigger picture. If you abort a blah baby, then you don't have to waste money on its almost certain future execution.

Boojum October 8, 2012 at 10:00 am

And what's wrong with disposing of excess property?

Barbara_ October 8, 2012 at 9:55 am

What's wrong with a little sodomy between friends?

Mapmonger October 8, 2012 at 10:07 am

Grounds for execution, apparently.

SavageDrummer October 8, 2012 at 10:11 am

Only if they're both dudes… Sodomy between a man and a woman as gawd intended it is a-okay!

Maman October 8, 2012 at 10:16 am

No, I am pretty sure they are out to kill "Steak and Blowjob Day" too.

Toomush_Infer October 8, 2012 at 10:20 am

Nooooooo!!!!!….

chicken_thief October 8, 2012 at 10:38 am

Isn't that every day for Rushbo in the DR with one of his rentboy *assistants*? I wanna see his head essplode when he hears that.

viennawoods13 October 8, 2012 at 10:42 am

Fun fact… in Canada, "anal intercourse" (up here buttsechs is all they care about) is still an indictable offence, UNLESS a) you're married to each other, or b) 2 consenting adults, gender irrelevant BUT if there are more than 2 people in the room, it's off to jail for you! (so all orgies must be buttsechs free).

Chet Kincaid_ October 8, 2012 at 11:28 am

How did that happen?!

Esteev October 8, 2012 at 1:23 pm

What is the application process like to become an undercover cop that infiltrates orgies?

eggsacklywright October 8, 2012 at 10:31 am

Along with some rum, and maybe a teensy bit of the lash.

kittensdontlie October 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

It's ZPG compliant, so there's that.

bikerlaureate October 8, 2012 at 10:56 am

Is that one of those smartphone apps? They're getting more and more spicy.

Boojum October 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm

Not a thing dear…and what's your number?

LibertyLover October 8, 2012 at 9:55 am

Clearly Cell phones, computers, refrigerators, microwaves are not constitutional. Clearly access to medical care that doesn't involve leeches is not constitutional. Not to mention an interstate highway system…

Designer_Rants October 8, 2012 at 1:16 pm

In the HBO "John Adams" miniseries, one of his daughters got her breast sawed off by a physician with a big knife. So that's prolly constitutional.

PubOption October 8, 2012 at 9:56 am

I'm trying to work out the meaning of the picture. Does Scalia think Janet Reno is an alien?

Sacanagem October 8, 2012 at 10:07 am

IIRC, that is the famous "Space Alien Baby Rachel Maddow Bursting out of Scalia's Chest" image, submitted for some damn Wonkette contest or other.

Iam_Who_Iam October 8, 2012 at 2:04 pm
DerrickWildcat October 8, 2012 at 9:56 am

I don't think a Supreme Court guy should say things like that.

Maman October 8, 2012 at 9:56 am

So much for the pursuit of happiness….

SavageDrummer October 8, 2012 at 10:12 am

At least for me… Sodomy + Abortions = happiness…

UW8316154 October 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

If your doing your sodomy correctly, it shouldn't result in any abortions.

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:42 am

Damned amateurs…

eggsacklywright October 8, 2012 at 10:12 am

Or ha-penis.

Chow Yun Flat October 8, 2012 at 9:57 am

Scalia has a point–all the great legal minds of the past thought questions that affected millions of people were easy to decide.

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

I wonder if Scaly realizes that, to the Founding Fathers, he would be, at best, a second-class citizen and cheap labor, what with being of Italian descent and all. Perhaps he doesn't understand you don't become a WASP just by talking like one…

Mittaplasia October 8, 2012 at 11:08 am

Wop/Wasp…I understand his confusion. Why'd we let the guineas in, anyway? Oh, yeah, because pizza.

Chet Kincaid_ October 8, 2012 at 11:30 am

But Columbus?

Mittaplasia October 8, 2012 at 12:09 pm

..saved me from a socialistic life in a postwar European country with healthcare, but I wouldn't have found Wonkette, so, it's good.

Tundra Grifter October 8, 2012 at 9:57 am

So the right wing nutz who want a smaller, less powerful Federal government want a law that same sex couples can't play certain games – but others can? Will there be a cop in every bedroom – or just a 24-hour "security" cameras?

Sacanagem October 8, 2012 at 10:10 am

24-hour webcams, all linked to Cam4.

Typodong3 October 8, 2012 at 10:34 am

Psst… smaller gov is only good for the things we like. All the things we hate should be regulated by a big, throbbing, massive, veiny government shoved up our collective asses.

chicken_thief October 8, 2012 at 10:40 am

You almost make it sound like a good thing.

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

"almost"?

MilwaukeeKent October 8, 2012 at 9:58 am

So, even if Scalia thinks Clarence Thomas is 3/5ths of a citizen, it doesn't really change the conservative balance of the court, does it.

ManchuCandidate October 8, 2012 at 9:58 am

Also considered unconstitutional was having your name end with a vowel. The US Amercia Constitution was meant to protect WASPs and sometimes WASCs not anyone from Southern Europe.

boobookitteh October 8, 2012 at 10:02 am

Exactly. His founding father heroes would have had no use for the son of Italian immigrants.

Maman October 8, 2012 at 10:18 am

Now, now, Jefferson had an Italian friend that he wanted to grow a vineyard for him.

Indiepalin October 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

If that was the case, the entire cast of the Sopranos would be incarcerated

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:47 am

And Francis Ford Coppola would be in Guantanamo…

Chet Kincaid_ October 8, 2012 at 11:32 am

Is that actually true, or are you just projecting the attitudes of the Industrial 19th Century back onto them?

fawkedifiknow October 8, 2012 at 9:58 am

Here's the scariest of scare quotes: Mitt Romney says Scalia is his "model" Supreme Court Justice.

Toomush_Infer October 8, 2012 at 10:04 am

Well, only because it was the first name that came to mind – Mitt doesn't care what he says, just that you'll vote for him, so he can turn the country over to its real owners – the corporate pirates…

Esteev October 8, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Can we get 3/5ths of a share of the new country at least?

SavageDrummer October 8, 2012 at 10:14 am

Wasn't that Brown in Mass? Or have both of them puked out that nugget of truth?

CthuNHu October 8, 2012 at 10:31 am

BOTK

SoBeach October 8, 2012 at 9:58 am

The Constitution is like the Bible for these people. It says whatever they want it to say.

Boojum October 8, 2012 at 9:59 am

Scalia owns Clarence Thomas, so he must be a founder.

Chow Yun Flat October 8, 2012 at 10:00 am

Dear Justice Scalia:

Nothing is as easy as your mother.

deanbooth October 8, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Thanks for that. I'm feeling particularly stabby-with-votes today.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:02 am

Whew! thats a releif, its only the gay assfucking he is against, notice that? As far as the heterosexual sodomy, apparently thats just nifty and dandy and all-american as babseball and apple pie. Let the buttsex commence!

boobookitteh October 8, 2012 at 10:05 am

Buttsex for some, miniature American flags for all!!

LibertyLover October 8, 2012 at 10:12 am

What if you use miniature American flags in your buttsecks? Is that constitutional?

boobookitteh October 8, 2012 at 10:15 am

Don't know about constitutionality, but it sounds painful. Better use a lot of Apple Pie Lube.

starfanglednut October 8, 2012 at 10:25 am

So that's why my folks had a big can of Crisco in the kitchen.

FakaktaSouth October 8, 2012 at 10:07 am

What is with these people and their need to talk about assfucking incessantly? It seems he is obsessed. It's like, hey, what did I forget to think about today? Oh yes, buttsex. Antonin is the opposite of nifty, he's ruining the whole concept of nifty in fact.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:15 am

Now actually, I think maybe just most everyone suffers from the need to think and talk about assfucking incessantly! Look at Wonkette, why back in the day, you couldn't swing a cat in here without hitting on some story about assfucking. Of course, Scalia and his kind are all thinking about it in some condemnatory judging "bad, bad, shame on you way," while Wonkette takes a celebratory, "good for you, buddy" approach, but still, everyone gots buttsex on the mind whether good or bad.

FakaktaSouth October 8, 2012 at 10:20 am

I miss the days of wine and assfucking everyday here. The abject stupidity of the world seems to have made it less prevalent. Ah well, I was being facetious with my condemnation, but, yeah.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:27 am

Quote Dowson to me and I will follow you anywhere. Really, I mean forever.
Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, a favorite forever.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:30 am

But Vitae summa brevis spem nos vetat incohare longam is the one you quoted of course.

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:55 am

Generally speaking, we all know that anyone as consumed as Scaly is by obsessive, irrational hated and fear of gays is a self-loathing closet case. However, speaking unofficially for the World-Wide Gay Conspiracy, y'all are SOOO damn not pinning this bugfuck-crazy bigot on *us*!

Ew. Just *ew*…

UnholyMoses October 8, 2012 at 10:44 am

Let the buttsex commence!

I think my wife will disagree with y'all on this point …

docterry6973 October 8, 2012 at 12:16 pm

Heterosexual sodomy? Wha?

FakaktaSouth October 8, 2012 at 10:02 am

I always enjoy how the Scalia types say things like this. Hey, why so sensitive? I have the right to take away your rights (to buttsex in this case) because that is what truly being free is all about – the most important thing here is my right to tell you what to do, because, freedom.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:18 am

He revels in the "fuck you, its still 1790 in my world," thing, he loves that he has come up with a way to support sexism racism and slavery as things that, well, sorry, fuckers, but its the Constitution, ha ha ha. Hate his fucking sophist-jesuit-arrogant fucking ass.

FakaktaSouth October 8, 2012 at 10:23 am

sophist jesuit arrogant fucking ass.
I prefer arrogant ass fucking I think. Antonin really does do everything backwards, but not in the fun way.

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:56 am

"We must destroy freedom in order to save it."

eggsacklywright October 8, 2012 at 10:05 am

As per usual, Clarence is on mute.

Esteev October 8, 2012 at 1:23 pm

He hasn't been spoken to, directly.

Toomush_Infer October 8, 2012 at 10:05 am

Yeah, well, if Clarence Thomas was my slave, he'd have to work a lot harder…

GregComlish October 8, 2012 at 10:19 am

too soon

bikerlaureate October 8, 2012 at 10:07 am

Textual harassment.

LibertyLover October 8, 2012 at 10:08 am

By himself, Scalia doesn't seem all that dangerous. The problem is that he drags Clarence Thomas along with him on every decision.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:21 am

Its like the old argument against giving women the vote; they said It was pointless because the women would just vote like their husbands told them (your old sexist paternalist males, they are pretty deluded generally about how under control they have their women, I have noticed). But the theory sure does seem to hold true with Scalia and his bitch Thomas.

UnholyMoses October 8, 2012 at 10:28 am

Yeah, but the good news is that he only drags 3/5ths of Clarence. The rest is busy reading People.

kittensdontlie October 8, 2012 at 10:58 am

As Thomas is hung-up about being black.

DahBoner October 8, 2012 at 1:27 pm

In chains?

Hera Sent Me October 8, 2012 at 10:08 am

The Founders thought lots of things that we don't anymore. Like women shouldn't be allowed to vote and it's OK to own people so long as they're black. And that people should be allowed to grow hemp, for whatever reasons they choose.

Well, some of us still think that last one.

Mittaplasia October 8, 2012 at 11:46 am

They'll have to pry the sweet leaf from my cold, dead hands.

One_Man_Band October 8, 2012 at 10:10 am

Let's completely rely on a document that is 225 years old for everything, rather than thinking for ourselves about anything.

For any stuff not covered in the 225-year-old document, we can refer to a book that is 3500 years old.

rhubarbpie2 October 8, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I rely on the Book of Mormon myself. (And I'm not talking about the play, either — not in my price range.)

freakishlywrong October 8, 2012 at 10:12 am

"No brainier" indeed.

LibertyLover October 8, 2012 at 10:15 am

So much for deciding issues on the basis of the law… apparently Scalia has pre-decided all important issues that will ever come before the court, forever, Amen.

FakaktaSouth October 8, 2012 at 10:16 am

You would think with the way sodomy makes abortions irrelevant, these dicks would be more supportive. I mean, you want people not to get preggers? Ass-sex. It's just logic.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

But they want you preggers, and barefoot. Womens are made for shooting future parishioners out of their twats like a machine-gun, thats their purpose.

Katydid October 8, 2012 at 10:57 am

Speaking of shooting things out of your twat, I think I finally figured out the origin of the thing about Michelle Malkin and ping pong balls…I saw Priscilla Queen of the Desert over the weekend….is that where it comes from?

prommie October 8, 2012 at 11:10 am

I saw it in the notorious White Building on Admiral Wilson Boulevard.

eggsacklywright October 8, 2012 at 10:16 am

Fat Tony's fellow members at the swingers club will be disappointed.

LibertyLover October 8, 2012 at 10:27 am

Ewww…. and I'm just out of brain bleach, too…

Come here a minute October 8, 2012 at 10:18 am

The founders obviously thought Samsung was ripping off the iPhone — just read your constitution, people!

DahBoner October 8, 2012 at 10:20 am

Justice Scalia is why we can't have a Take Your Cat to Work Day

Goonemeritus October 8, 2012 at 10:22 am

Our Founding Fathers never envisioned permanent corporations either. And I’m sure they would be shocked by the amount of sodomy currently practiced by corporations today.

freakishlywrong October 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

I'm also fairly certain that a right wing theocracy wasn't exactly the vision either.

Mittaplasia October 8, 2012 at 11:33 am

If corporations are people, why is this allowed? Because regulations kill jobs, silly. OK; got it. Thank you, sir; may I have another?

Joshua Norton October 8, 2012 at 10:23 am

he applies the words in the Constitution as they were understood by the people who wrote and adopted them.

Oh wow. This is shut-in crazy grandpa gold.

What does he do, use a Ouija board instead of a law book?

Toomush_Infer October 8, 2012 at 10:25 am

You'd think, for just self-interest' sake, he'd be on the side of aborted turds….

UnholyMoses October 8, 2012 at 10:26 am

So, according to Scalia, Obama is only 3/5ths of a President.

Which proves Scalia is 5/5ths of an asshole.

chicken_thief October 8, 2012 at 10:44 am

Too much math;dr

~ conservatives the world over

MistaEko October 8, 2012 at 10:26 am

"The Death Penalty? Give me a break."

- Marvin Wilson, Huntsville, TX

Esteev October 8, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Who, in the 1787, could have envisioned the discovery of genetic material unique to an individual? But then again, who, in 2012, would envision a Supreme Court justice to be so obtuse?

Guppy October 8, 2012 at 10:27 am

Scalia does realize he's single-handedly pushing the nation closer to a new constitutional convention, making his beloved "textualism" irrelevant, right?

kittensdontlie October 8, 2012 at 10:27 am

No, Gimme a Break, Scalia.

"He contrasted his style of interpretation with that of a colleague who tries to be true to the values of the Constitution as he applies them to a changing world. This imaginary justice goes home for dinner and tells his wife what a wonderful day he had, Scalia said."

Scalia imagines life today is like a 1980's racial-stereotyped plantation-like sitcom.

chicken_thief October 8, 2012 at 10:45 am

Scalia just goes home and greets the wife with "bring a sammich and a beer, bitch".

ElPinche October 8, 2012 at 10:28 am

Is that Koch brother bursting out of your chest or are you just happy to see me?

bikerlaureate October 8, 2012 at 11:02 am

Huh. I would expect them to exit the body from the excretory system…

Esteev October 8, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Incidentally, that's the same way they get in.

Mumbletypeg October 8, 2012 at 10:28 am

TAGGED: ORIGINALISM
[con]textualist

To be fair — it's difficult to allow for context of changing times, much less reassess the merits of buttsechs, when one's head is so far up one's ass.

weejee October 8, 2012 at 10:37 am

OT

Will the editors be live blogging from a Res casino to celebrate Columbus Day? Or perhaps have a guest post from Sherman Alexie?

BadKitty904 October 8, 2012 at 10:38 am

"Interesting opinions" isn't all Scaly is full of…

Mittens Howell, III October 8, 2012 at 10:39 am

I'm Scott Brown, and I approve this message.

BarackMyWorld October 8, 2012 at 10:42 am

Nuclear energy wasn't invented until the 20th century, therefore the government has no business keeping people from building their own nukes. Easy!

Mittens Howell, III October 8, 2012 at 10:43 am

"HEY SCALIAA!"

rips t-shirt

"SCAALIIIAAA!!!"

Toomush_Infer October 8, 2012 at 10:50 am

And suddenly I see, what's wrong with Antony….SCALIIIIIYA!….

TootsStansbury October 8, 2012 at 10:44 am

Fundies are a lot of what's wrong with the world.

Mittaplasia October 8, 2012 at 11:53 am

Goober Law, Sharia Law, I don't see a difference (except for accents).

LibrarianX October 8, 2012 at 10:46 am

So, Tony – what does the constitution say about sneaking into bondage bars in the Village?

Esteev October 8, 2012 at 1:24 pm

All RNC attendees are exempt from sodomy laws.

LibrarianX October 8, 2012 at 10:48 am

Scalia should consider working for the Taliban – I hear they have some openings.

toughsister October 8, 2012 at 10:48 am

Sodomy: how can he be against it? He manages to be both a prick and an asshole.

chicken_thief October 8, 2012 at 10:50 am

Hmm. This settles it. Me and the boys can round up them Injuns down the road and move them all off to South Dakota or some god forsaken place. I always did want that nice piece of property they have….

docterry6973 October 8, 2012 at 10:51 am

Women weren't allowed to vote for almost 200 years. Blacks and whites couldn't marry for even longer! No brainer!!!! Clearly, the Constitution requires that we be no more tolerant than an 18th century slave owner.

And burning witches! Is there any right more enshrined in Western thought than burning witches? I think not.

We must understand that government has no authority to protect the rights of unpopular minorities, ever, because Freedom!

thefrontpage October 8, 2012 at 10:59 am

Scalia is actually a bisexual-homosexual-leaning guy who has paid for several abortions and is against the death penalty, according to "Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll and Antonin Scalia: My Wild and Crazy Days as a U.S. Supreme Court Lawyer," the new non-fiction book by Jimi Henburgscott, a former Supreme Court lawyer for 31 years who recently retired. In the book, from Judiciary Press, due out October 16, Henburgscott says that Scalia regularly went to the D.C. Eagle, penned articles for Metro Weekly under another name, and was a regular at the Sunday drag brunches at Perry's in Adams Morgan. "Scalia loved to dress in leather and parade around singing to 'Y.M.C.A.' and 'It's Raining Men,'" Henburgscott writes in the book. "And he was very popular at the D.C. Eagle."

Beowoof October 8, 2012 at 11:07 am

The delusion that we have to frame everything within the intent of what the founders understood 200 years ago is so far out, that I want some of those shrooms he is using.

Mittaplasia October 8, 2012 at 11:11 am

Pudenda police, poopchute police = JOBS! Big picture, people!

Me_K_Cong October 8, 2012 at 11:14 am

When someone tells me that something I know to be difficult is easy, I usually smile, reassure them of their intelligence and ability, and reassign the task to someone else.

KPod October 8, 2012 at 11:17 am

"Scalia’s appreciation for our rights are defined by what a bunch of 18th century slave-owning, wealthy men might have thought of them." – Um, no, Scalia's appreciation is defined by what he IMAGINES a bunch of 18th century slave-owning wealthy men might have thought of them. Big difference.

ingloriousbytch October 8, 2012 at 11:26 am

"Homosexual sodomy? Come on. For 200 years, it was criminal in every state,”

Miscegenation was criminal too. You want to nullify Clarence Thomas' marriage now Tony, or show we wait until Black History Month?

keepwalkin October 8, 2012 at 11:32 am

That's Alito bursting through Tony's chest, amirite?

Iam_Who_Iam October 8, 2012 at 2:12 pm

I just posted this on the first page of comments but here you go: http://wonkette.com/469106/wonkette-book-contest-
I can't remember if the artist who blessed us with that pic ever said who it was, I think the Wonkettes at the time thought it was Janet Reno but probably it is supposed to be Rachel?

Chet Kincaid_ October 8, 2012 at 11:39 am

I'm a Yankee Bugger Dandy
A Yankee Diddler do or die!
A real live lover of some nice round hams
Porked on the Fourth of July!

I've got a Yankee Bugger Bottom
He or she's my Yankee Bugger Joy.
Yankee Diddle went to town
And rode it like a pony —
I am a Yankee Bugger Boy!

iburl October 8, 2012 at 11:47 am

"But anyway, isn’t it a relief to discover that Justice Scalia’s appreciation for our rights are defined by what a bunch of 18th century slave-owning, wealthy men might have thought of them?"

I already knew that.

Veritas78 October 8, 2012 at 11:59 am

Second-laziest justice ever.

rocktonsam October 8, 2012 at 12:00 pm

i for one am glad the Supreme Court has hit the ground running this term.

They need to get warmed up to throw/fix another election in a few weeks.

poorgradstudent October 8, 2012 at 12:52 pm

I can't remember the exact quote and I'm much too lazy to dig for it, but I recall something from the brilliant "Get Your War On":

"Being a constitutional literalist means never having to say you're a reactionary, partisan asshole."

DahBoner October 8, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Scalia is why we can't have Bring Your Cat to Work Day.

Because any cat would try to bury this turd…

Schmegeg October 8, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Another fun fact: this guy is going to be drooling into a cup on the bench twenty years from now. And every year he gets louder.

DemonicRage October 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I can't even imagine the ugly troll who would want a sodomy experience with Scalia. He's bitter cause it's a game no one would want to play with him.

DemonicRage October 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I can't even imagine the ugly troll who would want a sodomy experience with Scalia. He's bitter cause it's a game no one would want to play with him.

ttommyunger October 9, 2012 at 8:32 am

All this from a man who hasn't seen his dick in thirty years.

FakaktaSouth October 8, 2012 at 10:30 am

Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
with assfucking.

Can i just say I do enjoy a day where I get to say some variation of the buttsex phrase like 20 times before 10am central time?

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

Thats just fucking delightful! You are a perpetual amazement to me, my dear. Its a good thing I had no other plans for forever.

prommie October 8, 2012 at 10:37 am

Derp. Clearly I did NOT have to tell you that. Sometimes I do forget who I am dealing with, old man you know, the memory and all.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: