We feel just awful for Hocking County, Ohio, prosecutor Laina Fetherolf, a first-term Democrat whose campaign for reelection has been complicated by vicious rumors that sound like something out of an episode of Night Court. And we really feel awful about the fact that we are now going to make matters worse by talking even more about what did or did not happen with her panties after a wardrobe malfunction in court. So please accept our abject apologies, Ms. Fetherolf, and remember that we actually do believe your side of the story!
Now, let’s talk about your underthings.
According to a complaint Fetherolf filed with the Ohio Elections Commission, her opponent Jason Sarvar has been spreading untrue rumors about what Fetherolf did when a judge noticed that “Fetherolf was wearing dark panties under a light-colored dress, causing snickering in the courtroom.” According to a letter sent to Fetherolf by a local businessman, Sarver had told the businessman and his wife that when the judge
told her to fix the fashion faux pas…Fetherolf left the courtroom, went to the men’s room, removed her panties and then placed them in evidence before the judge.
She also supposedly announced, “problem solved.”
The Columbus Dispatch reports that Fetherolf’s complaint about the rumors was dismissed “largely because it was not based on personal knowledge and was neither a public statement nor campaign literature.” Fetherolf’s campaign Facebook page, however, contends that “the complaint was dismissed due to a typographical error and will be resubmitted tomorrow,” adding “We truly believe justice will be done.”
Fetherolf says that she only filed her complaint after hearing the rumor from multiple sources:
“I was willing to laugh it off until the story began to spread … I’ve heard about it from multiple people. Everybody in Logan is talking about this story [Sarver] made up.”
Common Pleas Court Judge John T. Wallace has said little about the incident, but agrees with prosecutor Fetherolf on the key panty-depositing allegation: “No panties have ever been placed on my bench by anyone, including her.”
In a note on her Facebook page, Fetherolf emphasizes that her goal has simply been to stop the rumors, not to stoke controversy:
I never intended to cause any media frenzy, just to get him to stop. I’ve heard it many times from diverse people and it would have been impossible for me to track down everyone to set the record straight. I gave him an opportunity to correct it, I filed with the elections commission without making a big fuss, and then I was contacted by the media, not the other way around.
Once again, Ms. Fetherolf, we feel a bit guilty for contributing to the Streisand Effect here. On the other hand … PANTIES OF JUSTICE!!!!!
You see our dilemma.
[Atlantic Wire / Columbus Dispatch / Facebook]




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Did he ask to see everyone's legal briefs?
That's just the sort of impertinent remark that will get you a dressing down from the judge.
It actually kind of skivvies me out.
Now guys, cut her some slack… It's a shame she has to go all commando on the issue just to set the record straight.
Attorney: Your Honor, I object to this line of questioning.
Judge: Overruled.
Attorney: Very well, then; I'd like some time to go over my briefs.
Judge: Please.
Attorney: [inspects his underwear] They're fine.
As everyone expected, a surprise witness!
If the panty doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Hey Dok, thanks for sniffing this story out.
HEY! I posted this to Wonkville yesterday! It even made the hot list!
It's #7, with a Bullet! The story's also garnered 6 comments.
We like Panty stories here aw Wonkette.
Naughtiloids unite!
Squids for Social Justice! And Panties!
I feel for poor Judge Wallace – no panties have ever been placed on his bench – by anyone. #PoorDudeIsAVirgin.
Psst: Sarvar wears Vitter Mandiapers. Pass it on.
I hear he wears magic Mormon underwear.
The Republican can't have support from any of the national PACs or else he'd have come up with a better story with at least some faked up "proof"
James O'Keefe is probably editing up some proof right now.
Tighty whities! Yea!!
I will defer to our expert on laws and butts, The Proms, Arthur Promzarelli Esq.
Will we be having an internet panty raid here on the Wonkette???
Hooray for Ritualized/Sublimated Gang Rape!
Also, Virtualized.
“We truly believe justice will be done.”
That's what I say when a woman removes her panties for me.
…and hope she strikes a blow for liberty…
I always get an objection.
What in the hell was the judge doing commenting on her panties? Does he inspect male lawyers for "fashion faux-pas", too?
Too bad the story isn't true. She'd get my vote.
Judges are the arbiters of professional decorum in their courts. If they see something that potentially harms that decorum, or serves as a significant distraction from the proceedings, they are obliged to intervene.
And some are just skeevy old guys who like to talk about ladies underpants all the time.
Well, since no straight man I know would ever utter the words "fashion faux pas," I imagine he's very interested in the male lawyers briefs.
Whoa. I was just reading about the Streisand Effect. This is weird. Weird. I swear.
ETA: Weird.
Barbra Streisand and I have been watching you….
Grin. I was just on the wiki page, and come back to Wonkette and bam!!! I had to go see how old she was and then saw a link to the “effect”.
I find this news extremely easy to fap to.
she's a little hottie.
The visual aid helps.
"Problem solved" indeed.
Commando justice.
Lady's underwear you say? *Marcus Buckingham goes back to fiddling with grindr*
She should have let it stand. If she had actually done that, I would have voted for her for that reason alone. Besides respecting the 'fuck you' aspect of it, the whole business suit/no panties thing really does it for me.
The view from beneath this glass ceiling is sweet!
Defense exhibit G.
Exhibit G Spot, I believe.
I'm trying to play a song for this but I can't find my g-string.
Defense exhibit Double D.
If the Editorix ever decides do a drinky thing in Austin it would be nice to memorialize the event with her skivvies.
What about her bra?
Justice cannot be constrained!
We need more of this kind of hard-hitting, penetrative… uhhh. Gotta go see if Mrs. GLF is busy…
A judicial knickers snicker – my favorite.
Even if it's true who cares. It's not like she gave the judge a handy with them.
“No panties have ever been placed on my bench by anyone, including her.”
We much prefer commando justice 'round these here parts as well.
The judge was heard to murmur: "…regretfully…."
If I had a nickle every time I say that I'd almost have $18
….'Round these here (private) parts as well….
The Rule 34 implications of this story bring to mind a whole 'nother category of porn I have not even considered before.
Legal porn is usually disappointing. There is only so much you can do with a gavel.
I won't be able to form an adequate opinion about this matter unless I see pics of Ms. Fetherolf in her panties.
And out of!
She went to the men's room to remove her panties? Now that is one kinky little number, lemme tell ya.
Not Night Court XXX?
I miss the days when porn spoofs actually had creative titles. (Two of my favorites: Night of the Living Bed and Beverly Hills 90269). Nowdays it's all just "Not Avatar: A Porn Parody" and that's just pathetic.
Forrest Hump and Falcon Breast also, too.
The Wayans Brothers' influence is pervasive . . . .
From the Simpson's, but I always liked Bang the Bum Slowly.
I remember "Hannah Does Her Sisters" and "Pumping Irene"
Someone should have the authorities take a look in the basement of whoever started that rumor.
Bloomers bloopers.
I'm a U.S. Supreme Court Judge, and I get panties left on my bench all the time!!
Not to mention pubes on the Coke can.
Well, you ARE Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Where's asshole Clarence T when we need him? I'll bet he can't truthfully say what Judge Wallace said.
Sarvar's just mad he has to keep his sexy panties a secret.
This is the most fap-worthy story of the week!
The hentai is a nice touch!
This is the kind of discovery we should all get behind.
But what about Willard's bloomers being in a bunch over the debate cheater crib sheet
fapflap?Well, that's Clarence Thomas' spank material for the day.
Would "spanking the monkey" be racist in that instance? I'm just trying to evolve, here.
Evolution is a lie from the Pit of Hell.
Let's just say he has retired to his chambers to take it under review.
I read that the Pantyfarian sect wants the right to wear them on their heads in public.
Religious Freedom, people.
Pics or STFU!…
I often remove my rumors before depositing them in my hamper at night.
I simply want to say that I have always wanted to use "roil" in a headline.
One more item checked off my bucket list.
What other words are on your list?
Exhumed?
Pustule?
Penis Penis Penis Penis
Cumquat, also.
Bulbous?
Bouffant
I always wanted to end a blog post with the word Mayonnaise.
What is it about judges?
I was thinking about that dude when I read this story!
I can't stop thinking about a book, "Sexual Profiles of Men in Power" written by a D.C. hooker who talked about a judge who wore a butt plug all day while hearing cases, so if you get this guy, you might benefit from his good mood.
Um, Bush appointed so many….
That guy is going to be a Sup Ct nominee if Rmoney gets in. Thomas needs company.
I find that this election season, we, as a whole have spent entirely too much time on the undergarments one does or does not wear, magical or nonmagical. And I will not stand for it anymore!! (I won't stand for it any less though either.)
"Sergeant, remove those panties!"
Bold move from such a mousy little lady…drop trou!
https://twitter.com/hilbillyprinces
Maybe it's just me, but it seems that prosecutors should, maybe, not twatter?
The panties were meant for Joe Biden.
Maybe instead of Mrs. Handsome Joe tossing 'em all out, she can start a "Gently Used Panties for the Poors" foundation, or a museum or sumpin'.
Her approach to Constitutional interpretation has also been criticized for being excessively elastic.
I like your panty liners.
The old arguments she used were threadbare and there were significant holes found in her logic.
That's a Phair comparison.
A YouTube video link to a Liz Phair song about panties, illustrated withe anime Japanese sex kittens.
I'm in awe. You should get some kind of medal for that.
It made mine rigid.
Egg Romney and Michelle Obama Pantied Pillowfight Dot Com
I bet her campaign started the rumor. Anyway, I'd hit that … with votes!
"vicious rumors that sound like something out of an episode of Night Court. "
Court, at night? I'm laughing already!
You know what I like about this? It is a great urban legend. It's right up there with the little white girls dropping to the ground in the elevator when Eddie Murphy says, "hit da flo." I think I am going to tell this story about every female barrister I know. Heck, the male law-dicks too!
One of my favorite professors told me a story about when she argued a case in court while 8 months pregnant. Naturally she showed up to court in maternity clothes because fuck you there's a kicking thing inside me and my clothes don't fit. The judge for the case (a man just a few years older than Moses) started to bitch at her because she had the audacity to wear pants instead of a skirt and flats instead of heels. My prof yanked her husband out of the gallery, slung his tie around her neck, demanded if that was "good enough," and went on to win her case like a boss.
I'm guessing there's probably words around that picture.
That anime character is dead ringer for a younger Elizabeth Warren.
She's HAWT!
The judge must be the love child of Mr. Blackwell and Joan Rivers.
Ad colligenda bona, indeed.
Somebody is confusing the Common Pleas Court of Judge John T. Wallace with a Tom Jones concert.
Ok, so she's not an anime babe, but I'd file an amicus brief with her.
At that very moment, the Ohio Nuns Of Chastity burst into the courtroom, forced the Democrat woman into a head-to-toe burlap-sack dress, and fled the courtroom while the bailiff, judge and other male authorities were still paralyzed in romantic reverie by their raging pheromones.
It is difficult for her opponent, Jason Sarver, to stay laser focused on jerbs when this woman keeps flaunting black panties in his face. To his credit, he has has not yet made up stories about her frilly, uplifting bra, pantyhose, leather handcuffs, feathered blindfold, or the assortment of battery-powered dildi.
Upfisting for the word "dildi".
Law and Order: Commando Intent
So according to this rumor, Justice isn't blind, but has x-ray vision.
Law and Order: Still Visible Underwear
You'd think a well prepared Prosexcuting Attorney would carry a spare thong in her brief case.
She had a weak case and was trying to distract the jury.
Comment originally posted to this story on Wonkville.
If anyone has spent any time at all in a court house, you already know not all male lawyers look or dress like the guys on TV. In fact, many, especially the older ones, dress in ratty looking suits and appear to not have showered in a few days. Judges aren't concerned about their appearance. If the judge really said something about the color of her panties, he's a moron.
I think it was a mistake to dispel this rumor. That would have been kick-ass if it had actually happened. It makes me doubt her qualities as a trial attorney. Every lawyer knows the backbone of every case is a compelling narrative.
I used to keep a pair of dark panties with me in court, but always got objected to when I brought them out.
What "War on Women"?
scuse me I'll be back… right after I'm done fetheroffing.
you need so many more 'p's' for that.
OK, we've gone from bronies to full-blown otaku (and fanservice at that). How much longer before Wonkett hosts ads for full-body pillows, and will that run afoul of Our Editrix's "No Full Porn" proscription?
If she have actuallydone that, it'd respect the stunt, because that stunt would be epic.
Laina Fetherolf is an attractive young woman. She can place her panties on my bench anytime.
Worst Tom Jones concert ever.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: underwear's no fun to wear.
Wouldn't squid panties be more of a squid gimp mask?
Squids don't wear Panties, they steal them.
So that's what all those tentacles are for.
"Please rise…"
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