THE EGG AND I  3:52 pm October 4, 2012

Ann Romney To Simper And Smirk And Make Love To Us All As Guest Host Of Good Morning America

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Let the eagle soarSet the recorders on your infernal machines, America! Egg Romney is trying to seduce you! On Oct. 10, which is next Wednesday, she will show us all the charm and grace she has heretofore mislaid somehow (it was terribly careless of her, we’re sure) and we will all finally realize that a Lady such as she could not but be married to a very fine fellow!

While Egg is guest-hosting for an ill Robin Roberts on Good Morning America, which of the many Eggs will ooze forth? The one who calls us “you people” or the one who tells us to “stop it!” No, we are sure she will be on her most ingratiating behavior and will not act the haughty miss to whom we’ve become so accustomed. Except if that rascally Greek fellow brings up Michelle Obama. She never has shit to say nice about That One.

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actor212 October 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

And now we're reminded why Romney loves Big Bird: Tall, yellow and annoyingly stupid

Callyson October 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm

But he's not about to pay for it..

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Well, you know, why buy the cow, yadayadayada….

ChillBill October 4, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Mitt's dumping more money on this Big Bird than the government is on PBS.

RaflcaFlkaFlame October 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Stop it, this is hard.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 4, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Big Bird should have known his days were numbered when his name turned up on all those ACORN registration sheets.

Boojum October 4, 2012 at 9:27 pm

Egg insisted that "the other bird" be fired.

BeefHardcake October 5, 2012 at 11:10 am

BRAVO!

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Shoot, I missed it.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm

You can know six days ahead of time "you missed it"?

YOU HAVE OBAMA'S TIME MACHINE!

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Call me nostradamus.

Boojum October 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:18 pm

You can call me nostradumbass.

Callyson October 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm

she will show us all the charm and grace she has heretofore mislaid somehow

No, actually the yellow bird laid it, but Mittens scrambled it and had it for breakfast.

mbobier October 4, 2012 at 3:56 pm

We people will be appropriately deferential to the Grand Duchess of Snottingham. Especially if she wears her $900 T-shirt.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:03 pm

GMA broadcasts on Times Square behind a plate glass window to keep the riff raff away.

Ann should feel right at home.

kittensdontlie October 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Something something…plate glass window + bird(-shirted Grand Duchess) = kaboom!

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:18 pm

With votes!

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:19 pm

This would be a perfect opportunity for a streaker, or for a few thousand Occupy protestors…

PugglesRule October 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

How is Marie ANNtoinette (Egg) going to handle the Insane O'Clock wakeup calls?

Baconzgood October 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Remember a time when TV talk show hosts went on vacation and they had "talent" sit in and wouldn't make it a political commerical for 2 hours?

Mumbletypeg October 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Ew! You lost me with headline "and Will Make Love Us All"

I doubt she's 'made'* anything in her life; and what's Love or anything close to love, got to do with Clan Romney?

*ETA: or not made anything close to art. With artifice, now, that's a strong possibility.

ChernobylSoup October 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

She's going to follow Mitt's example from last night and put out for everyone on set.

PsycWench October 4, 2012 at 5:06 pm

I was thinking she'd interrupt all the other hosts/guests.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Unless she is going to pull a Catherine the Great with Rafalca, I don't see why it would be worth watching.

teebob2000 October 4, 2012 at 5:34 pm

I wish I could un-see that…

PugglesRule October 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Here, have some Clorox for your optic nerves.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Bwahahahaha!

So that's dressage with ranch.

Biff October 4, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Damn, the eagle/fish shirt. the one that cost more than my entire closetful of clothing.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm

And is twice as ugly

mrpuma2u October 4, 2012 at 4:08 pm

No shit, I could go into any thrift store and come out with a snappier outfit for my lady friends then that country club tripe she is wearing.

FakaktaSouth October 4, 2012 at 4:12 pm

It looks just like her face. It really does, like even if I liked her, I would say, "Hon, don't wear that shirt, it shows how much you look like an ugly trout face." But as it is, I think it suits her. Thinks it's worth something and ugly as hell.

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:26 pm

I so enjoy your fakakta lyricism! You could ghost-write for Truman Capote, or Tennessee Williams. Why was Brick out there jumpin' them high hurdles at midnight?!

Boojum October 4, 2012 at 9:33 pm

Trout face. Perfect. Or salmon. A big sockeye salmon during spawn.

1stNewtontheMoon October 4, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Needs moar Vapidity. (oh, wait. got enough. slow the vapidity.)

Abernathy October 4, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Her?

ChillBill October 4, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Yes, that cunt.

Abernathy October 4, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Hey, that's an insult to cunts everywhere.

AnAmericanInTO October 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm

It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

ChillBill October 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Silly Ann, she thinks her and Miffers can smirk their way into the WH.

Baconzgood October 4, 2012 at 3:59 pm

So she has a temp job now?

mrpuma2u October 4, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I hope they are not paying her to be a 2 hour free ad for her hubby's candidacy.

PsycWench October 4, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I hope to God they aren't paying her at all. I guess they might have to pay union scale which would be ironic and hilarious.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:22 pm

I think the unions mandate that guests get paid for appearances. I know that the late-night shows have to pay guests, even if it's some ridiculously small amount to satisfy the rules.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Only a temp job, right, because Bammers isn't helping this economy enough for Egg to get a good full time permanent job or buy a company…

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Empty nest something something…

FakaktaSouth October 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Oh just no thank you. If I wanted to hang out with cunts I would go to the gynecologist more often. Just, no.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:23 pm

Me-oww! You just gave her a wicked, Mean Girls honey boo-boo.

teebob2000 October 5, 2012 at 8:12 am

Cunt libel!!!!1

randcoolcatdaddy October 4, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Good Morning America! Welcome to your hangover!

Boredw/Gravitas October 4, 2012 at 4:01 pm

We people have seen all we need to see of Good Morning America, thanks though.

widestanceromance October 4, 2012 at 4:01 pm

In stark contrast to her lying shapeshifter other half, she consistently comes off as a smug twat, yet I continue to not respect her for it.

docterry6973 October 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I might tune in to see Rafalca dance, but that's about it.

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

This will be the first day Ann has ever worked in her life.

GeorgiaMike October 4, 2012 at 7:35 pm

You don't think having to stay still while Mittens is sweating over her and using her lady parts is work? And what about the time they played convict and warden and he flipped her over? Or maybe Mittens just wanted a puppy.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:13 pm

Now that you brought up her cowardly hubby, my question of such a scenario would be: which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

Goonemeritus October 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I can wait the year or two until she shows up on Dancing with the Stars.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:14 pm

No talent relative of a political has been? Check.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 4:02 pm

"You — cameraman — make me look less bitchy or you're fired. Stop it — this is hard."

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:24 pm

LOL!

TribecaMike October 4, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Schmannnity October 4, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Can't wait for the cooking segment. American cheese and mayo on Wonder Bread with some delicious Campbell's Tomato.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm

"Now, we take our index finger and we hit the following digits on the telephone: 1-2-1-2-2-4-5-2-2-1-4….OK, now we wait…."

Schmannnity October 4, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Beluga and toast points please. And a NYT, if they have it.

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:34 pm

I love that phrase, "toast points."

actor212 October 5, 2012 at 8:36 am

Kudos for researching the phone number, my friend!

GeorgiaBurning October 4, 2012 at 5:27 pm

She'll bring her maid?

SnarkOff October 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm

With a side of hobo beans for "you people."

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:26 pm

"Oh, Esparanza, sweetie…yes, here, you cook something good for Senor Greekman, bueno?" "No, sweetie, no mas dollaroes. We already paid you for the week."

Schmannnity October 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm

She should host Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire.

Incitefully_Joe October 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm

So snarkless, I love opaquely derogatory nicknames as much as the next guy, but can someone tell me why the fuck we first took to calling her Egg? Is it because of that terrifying nipple-bird that is roosting on her shirt?

I have no idea where this thing came from, but I definitely have also followed suit, devoid of any independant thought of my own, like some ungodly lemming-sheep mutant hybrid.

Mumbletypeg October 4, 2012 at 4:09 pm

It's ok. I still dont' know where the "Starbursts!" thing came from.

And no, count me among those who remain unclear whence came the "Egg."

Incitefully_Joe October 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Oh, Starbursts is pretty simple. As with many of these things, Balloon Juice offers a helpful glossery of terms. No entry for Egg, though :,-(

Radiotherapy October 4, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Oh Zeus, its a Palin reference. I always thought it was like an anal wink kind of thing. Well it is if you include that insipid Palin wink.

poorgradstudent October 4, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I've been curious about the origins of "also, too" also, too.

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:42 pm

For "Also, too"…you can thank Sarah Palin, also, too.

widestanceromance October 4, 2012 at 4:59 pm

See also, T, too.

UW8316154 October 4, 2012 at 4:13 pm

It's a reference to a character on "Arrested Development".

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:15 pm

The EGG reference is a throwback to a character named Ann on the cable show Arrested Development.

ednamillion22 October 4, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Her?

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Who?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 4, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Bland.

SorosBot October 4, 2012 at 4:26 pm

It's as nose as the plain on Egg's face!

Jerri October 4, 2012 at 5:41 pm

Fox. Not cable. Weird but true.

ETA: And, that show being what it was/is, I'm now wondering if your comment was also an AD reference. I'm going to need to sit down with some Mayon-Eggs and sort all this out.

Baconzgood October 4, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Thanks for asking the question. I didn't want to look stupid because I didn't know.

NorthStarSpanx October 4, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Egg was awesome, especially when she got turned on by a record burning.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I believe it's a reference to some literary character nicknamed Egg, which was short for good egg, which meant a good person. I thought maybe it was in The Great Gatsby, but can't remember for sure, and was maybe confused by East Egg and West Egg from that.

SayItWithWookies October 4, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Following the Ann Romney tags doesn't go back very far — however, I did run into this while playing on the google — from March, even: http://twitter.com/eggromney

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Aw, jeez, I JUST posted the Wiki entry yesterday! Please do try to keep up…

HistoriCat October 5, 2012 at 10:26 am

Forget the wiki entry – Wonkette needs its own wiki. What would you call that – Wonkepedia? Wikiette?

BumbleKid October 4, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I always thought it was because she was so abundantly fertile.

actor212 October 5, 2012 at 8:37 am

Bob Ross would call that a "happy accident"

He'd probably call the boys that, too.

Radiotherapy October 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm

This smells fishy.

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Don't carp.

UW8316154 October 4, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Oh, I'll bet she does smell "fishy"…..

Estproph October 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Is she going to wear that fucking shirt?

NorthStarSpanx October 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Her loud prints are quiet unnerving.
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2012

Exhausted66 October 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Ha! Like she wears things twice!

TribecaMike October 4, 2012 at 5:38 pm

Not if her local Walmart is closed by a walk out.

RufusTFirefly October 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm

Wearing something twice is for the 47%.

Schmannnity October 4, 2012 at 4:07 pm

That picture. I've never seen a carp barf.

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Can I watch it on my Obamaphone?

kittensdontlie October 4, 2012 at 5:22 pm

They are smarter than the average phone.

Crank_Tango October 4, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Her?

OneYieldRegular October 4, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Will she be wearing a gorilla suit?

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Why would I want to listen to a woman who raised 5 lying sons?

Isner_Mahut October 4, 2012 at 4:12 pm

I served with George Wickham, I knew George Wickham, George Wickham was a friend of mine. Ann Romney, you're no George Wickham.

ManchuCandidate October 4, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Shouldn't it be "Good Mormoning Amercia"?

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I'd double upfist you if I could because you worked in both "Mormon" and "Amercia."

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Double word score

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Which came first the Egg or the Carp?

UnholyMoses October 4, 2012 at 4:14 pm

On her shirt you'll notice the very rare beaked trout, which you usually only find just east of the Fukushima site.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 4, 2012 at 6:30 pm

Has anybody identified that species? Looks to me like some sort of gull.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Gull of Mexico?

bobbert October 5, 2012 at 1:07 am

Gull of Amercia, please.

Ruhe October 4, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Wife of a presidential candidate gets a gig on what is ostensibly a news program…sure, why not.

LibertyLover October 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm

GMA hasn't been a news program for awhile.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Not since my girlfriend, Joan, left it, and me, long ago

RaflcaFlkaFlame October 4, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Neigh.

mustangsavvy October 4, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I'll be sure to dust off my peasant curtsy and work on scurrying out of the way quickly before her High Duchess.

mavenmaven October 4, 2012 at 4:22 pm

She will emulate her husband and keep talking through the guest spots and the intended breaks for advertising.

hagajim October 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Needs moar soft-boiled Egg!

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm

There is just something about her that makes me want to kick her in the face. With votes. Steel toed votes.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 4:25 pm

The camera does add 10 pounds of entitlement.

FlownOver October 4, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Hmm… I read that as "10 pounds of excrement." My eyes are more perceptive than my brain.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 6:29 pm

Mitt was in brown face last week to address the Messicans, so maybe it was one of those Fraudian slips.

dennis1943 October 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm

She'll pretend it's France 1968…………….

iTuna October 4, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Way to plant, Ann.

BlueStateLibel October 4, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Maybe she'll let us know what her husband was hyped up on last night. Red Bull? RAM upgrade?

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Power surge.

This is why Mittbot doesn't want to invest in a smart grid.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:20 pm

Overclocked

mookwrthwilson October 4, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Man I really have the urge to punch something in the face.

Mittaplasia October 4, 2012 at 4:38 pm

That's why I carry a fountain pen at all times in case I start feeling stabby, er, I mean, "standing my ground".

Come here a minute October 4, 2012 at 4:35 pm

"Have another cup of coffee you people, and thank your lucky stars you have the opportunity to vote for my husband Mitt and be awakened by me. Now let's check the helicopter traffic report."

Mittaplasia October 4, 2012 at 4:37 pm

So, the wannabe FLOTUS, Newt and Calista all have the same hairdresser?

ThankYouJeebus October 4, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Once upon a time the Today show had a chimp as a permanent cohost.

actor212 October 4, 2012 at 4:44 pm

J. Fred Muggs….I miss that little scamp. Used to poop all over Bob Considine.

Sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you don't think Ann Rom— Naaaaaaaaaah!

teebob2000 October 4, 2012 at 5:35 pm

We know oral's out for them folks, maybe they fall back on scat play?

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:23 pm

Hey! He came to my school, I think!

cousinitt October 4, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Standards were higher back in the days of Murrow, Cronkite, and Muggs. Good times.

weejee October 4, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Good Mourning America will be making an omelet? Well, that requires breaking an Egg or six.

shelwood46 October 4, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Two free hours of air time for one candidate only? Fuck you, ABC.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 4, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Barack is rocking the crowd in Madison right now. Watch on cspan.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 4, 2012 at 4:51 pm
sudsmckenzie October 4, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Al Gore just tweeted "its nice to see him back at sea level".

Mort_Sinclair October 4, 2012 at 4:55 pm

I'm sorry, but that is fugliest shirt I've ever seen. At first I thought that eye was a nipple, and I thought what the hell is she doing wearing a shirt with a nipple on it. Mother of god whoever designed that thing should be shot on sight.

fartknocker October 4, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I hope she brings some pictures of her new Cadillac taking its maiden ride in the car elevator and tells us all how hard it is out in the world and we should just suck it up and get in the ring. And her petit four recipes…

spareme October 4, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Maybe she'll wear her leatherwear when she shows up to love us.

Mittaplasia October 4, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Give her credit for trying to lose the "Egg" nickname by upgrading it to "caviar". Sorry, but "Egg" is just too, um, commonplace.

Indiepalin October 4, 2012 at 5:07 pm

See you next Tuesday , Ann.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 4, 2012 at 5:11 pm

ISWYDT.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:39 pm

You know what other important day is on a Tuesday? Hengh?

natl_[redacted]_cmdr October 4, 2012 at 5:10 pm

OT but here's Bammerz new stump joke:

Obama on Romney eliminating public TV funding: He'll get rid of regulations on Wall St, but he's going to crack down on Sesame St?

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm

Would have been nice to have heard him rattle that one off at the debate…or any zinger, for that matter.

Tequila Mockingbird October 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm

HAHA, I can haz invented a game!!!

Guess which statement is Egg Romney, and which is Leona Helmsley?

1. “We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.”
2. “We’ve given you people all you need to know.”
3. “I don’t even consider myself wealthy.”
4. “Terrible things can happen to people these days.”
5. “I love the fact that there are women out there who don’t have a choice.”
6. “Being cheap is how the rich get richer.”

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:26 pm

Wow. Just wow.

MonkeyMotion October 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I propose to you that TV makes people stupid.

Exhibit 1: Good Morning America, next Wednesday.

Your honor, the prosecution rests.

stopthemovie October 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm

For someone who is'int allowed to have oral sex she looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 6:30 pm

And swallow the trucknutz.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:28 pm

With their "takes a lickin' " guarantee!

Boojum October 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm

I don't get that vibe. I get a teeth scrapy in a bad way kind of vibe.

Magic Sam October 4, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Alright, I'll say it. She looked like a fancy parakeet last night.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:44 pm

OMG, that's exactly what she looks like, like a cartoon bird. Like the actual Tweety Bird come to life.

rocktonsam October 4, 2012 at 5:38 pm

do you think Mittens has ever had egg on his face?

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I laughed and upfisted, before I remembered I'm supposed to be peevish because I didn't watch that show.

TribecaMike October 4, 2012 at 6:51 pm

Only the croque madame at Le Grand Véfour in Paris.

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Whether he croques Madame or not is none of your business!

rocktonsam October 4, 2012 at 8:50 pm

we we

YouBetcha October 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm

if GMA doesn't let Michelle Obama guest host for an equal amount of time, I'm going to punch Sam Champion in the privates.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:45 pm

I don't know. I kind of take him for a guy that would enjoy that.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:31 pm

If Michelle guest hosts, half the guys on Wonkette are going to be doing something else with their privates…

Pithaughn October 4, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Just to remind the young uns, CBS is owned by National Amusements, used to be Viacom.
Part of the billionaire Sumner Redstone empire. So do you suppose old Summner and his kids would appreciate a 20% cut in what little tax they pay or not? Quick, how many times has FLOTUS been on this show?
At least she is not on the GE show, Today. GE is the leading producer of fighter jet engines.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 6:18 pm

I believe GMA airs on ABC which is owned by Disney. But fuck them too also.

Pithaughn October 4, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Ah, my mistake, there is a CBS logo in the picture, so I assumed CBS. And yes Disney is fairly bad too also. They tried to fire my sister after 30 years of service after a double masectomy, I wonder why?

docterry6973 October 4, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Actually, she could seduce me if she were so inclined. I doubt that she is, though.

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:32 pm

It's not pretty being easy

Jus_Wonderin October 5, 2012 at 8:49 am

Her beauty is only skin deep. Thus a mere zipper drop from full lizard.

coolhandnuke October 4, 2012 at 5:58 pm

One of the great things about living in Oregon is we have our own time zone–DST Dontgiveafuck Savings Time and fortunately for us GMA doesn't air until the Spring we when go back to PST–Pothead Standard Time.

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Oh for God's sake.

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:16 pm

Will none among you hit it?! You disappoint me, Wonkers and Sapphic Wonkettes!

FlownOver October 4, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Not even with yours.

emmelemm October 4, 2012 at 6:17 pm

I was just thinking of commenting: Look, she's really not a bad looking lady. It's just her attitude that's a turn-off.

rocktonsam October 4, 2012 at 6:44 pm

well, she is really rich…

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:46 pm

"I ain't sayin she's a gold digger, but…."

LibrarianX October 4, 2012 at 6:18 pm

I would rather watch banana slugs fuck.

MosesInvests October 4, 2012 at 7:10 pm

If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me….

owhatever October 4, 2012 at 6:19 pm

I wouldn't miss the Egg-in-the-morning show for all the world. I'd miss it for a lot less. Like nothing.

rickmaci October 4, 2012 at 6:22 pm

I would rather pour bleach in my eyes and eat Drano for breakfast.

rocktonsam October 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm

I would rather listen to $arah Palin's voice

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:33 pm

You're going to make me say it-

"Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you feeling hollow inside"

CindynEncinitas October 4, 2012 at 6:33 pm

Is she more simpering or cloying? I can never decide…

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:43 pm

"Good Morning, Westeros! My butcher will instruct you in preparing a boar for my breakfast." http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30600000/C

decentcitizen October 4, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Wednesday Oct. 10th – the day when Romney saw his post debate bump implode.

CheeseBro69 October 4, 2012 at 6:49 pm

That top is proof Ann Romney doesn't have any gay friends

Jus_Wonderin October 5, 2012 at 8:53 am

Or, she does and they detest her in that "oh gurl, wear this, it screams I have more money than taste" way.

Chet Kincaid_ October 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm

The fish-shirt is Sue's desperate message to Prince Namor that she is finally ready to leave Mr. Fantastic. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rLV-ZuNPwJ4/S_XhaGyJbxI

glasspusher October 4, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Nice! Ann Romney, the Sub-TMAer!

cognachas4paws October 4, 2012 at 7:22 pm

I hope she doesn't wear that…thing she's wearing in the picture. It scares me.

ttommyunger October 4, 2012 at 8:45 pm

This vapid, pretentious uber-cunt is not helping. I know she thinks she is, but she is not.

Self-Uploader October 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm

This is why I'm happy she's exposing herself.

ttommyunger October 5, 2012 at 7:21 am

To know her is to loathe her, I suppose….

ibwilliamsi October 4, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Needs more plastic surgery.

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:17 pm

I'll tell you what she's going to do. She's going to go over-the-top in praising (deservedly) Robin Roberts, find some way to work her MS and breat cancer story in, and have a girlfriend moment, and the rubes will melt and it will have been mission accomplished…except that he husband is still very much set up to lose the presidency.

I hope they are enjoying beating incredibly low expectations. lol

mosjef October 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm

Is that shirt scratch 'n sniff?

Negropolis October 4, 2012 at 10:36 pm

Poor, little rich girl…

They've never been outside their bubble long enough to know that not everyone sees their wealth as some kind of mark of moral superiority, and not only that but that they would be ridiculed for being so fucking out of touch.

It's like a baptism by fire. A post-mortem, Mormon baptism…with fire.

Why, bless her heart.

Veritas78 October 4, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Will they also have a segment with Michelle out in the fields, hoeing the crops, with a fashionably coordinating bandana?

Swampgas_Man October 4, 2012 at 11:15 pm

The only public good this woman's done is give Kate McKinnon something to do on SNL.

AlterNewt October 5, 2012 at 2:11 am

That IS a good thing.

Negropolis October 5, 2012 at 7:13 am

I so badly want to like Kate, but you seems so one-dimensional (i.e. generic crazy-eyed woman). The other new female castmember whose name doesn't come to me at the moment is sharp. I liked her during last Thursday's Weekend Update.

Jus_Wonderin October 5, 2012 at 8:55 am

Was she "That girl at the party you wish you hadn't spoken to"? I paraphase.

Negropolis October 5, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Yep. I think her name is Samantha Strong, I'm pretty sure about the surname.

LionHeartSoyDog October 5, 2012 at 1:17 am

"MAKE LOVE TO US ALL "

Is there Rheum enough for Mee?

mmeetoilenoir October 5, 2012 at 2:16 am

Quite the masterful "Pride and Prejudice" quote usage, ma'am. I think Wickham has more class than these asses, though.

freddymcmurray October 5, 2012 at 4:28 am

why do the gop "babes" always have this underbite that makes them look like they're sneering and flaring their nostrils, when they're just trying to fake smile? palin has the same thing going on.

DahBoner October 5, 2012 at 6:52 am

I want some nice Mormon cookies, laced with Mormon Heroin, i.e. White Sugar

Jus_Wonderin October 5, 2012 at 8:20 am

Cunt.

L. Jonte October 5, 2012 at 10:34 am

Ann Romney is really Mr. Wickham? I KNEW IT!

Lynne October 5, 2012 at 12:25 pm

If I saw a dog do that lip lift thing she calls a smile, I would watch out for a bite.

alteredimages October 5, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Ah the good old days.

Also, upfisted for your icon. Huge, huge fan of the Enz. I have a tattoo of the yellow-background version of that album cover.

editor October 6, 2012 at 12:13 am

This makes me miss Cindy McCain. (Mrs.)
She had class.

balsack October 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

Her right nipple is way high.

DrunkIrishman October 8, 2012 at 5:21 am

Ann Romney is a boring old biddy!

FlownOver October 4, 2012 at 6:00 pm

Most appropriate. Not unlike current campaign coverage, the video director gave us a close-up on one guitarist (Denny Dias) while the other (Jeff "Skunk" Baxter, if you must know) was playing the solos.

Radiotherapy October 4, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Mayo

Radiotherapy October 4, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Mystery solved. And thanks for asking Joe because I had no idea either. I've never seen a minute of the show.

actor212 October 5, 2012 at 8:35 am

Y'know, it's hard to remember a time when BIll Cosby was actually cool, and not a raging old fart.

I actually had…still do, I think…his early comedy albums. The man was a genius.

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