DRUNK AS A VOTING SKUNK  3:46 pm October 3, 2012

Your Handy-Dandy Wonkette Debate Drinking Game

by Jesse Taylor

want a quick jim lehrer? by which i mean sex?

Hi, drunkards!

Tonight, in case you didn’t know, is America’s First 2012 Presidential Debate, during which two men will stand on stage and be hectored and/or coddled by Jim Lehrer in a spectacle that matches no version of the word “debate” as the English language has come to commonly define it.

Well, we here at Wonkette along with Drunk Jim Lehrer (pictured above) would like to give you your official drinking game for tonight. First, some ground rules:

1) We don’t do “one drink, two drink, red drink, blue drink” shit. What counts as “one drink”? At Wonkette, we just straight drink until we don’t feel like it any more. Out of a funnel. We call it the Drunklopian Tube.

2) It is probably best if you use the drinking game as an accompaniment to your otherwise completely healthy heavy drinking, rather than a pure guide, because depending on how long they ramble about “policy” (not at all, who are we kidding?), you may have literal minutes between drinks.

That having been said, here we go!

CANDIDATE INTRO – Drink when:

Romney uses the words “prosperity,” “100 percent” or “failed.”

Obama uses the words “middle class,” “shared” or “tough.”

GENERAL STUFF – Drink when:

A candidate complains about their opponent going over on time.

A candidate says “716 billion.” Fuck it, when a candidate says “billion.”

The audience responds to anything audibly. Particularly if they’re told not to applaud or boo.

Someone refers to the “Ryan plan.”

Whenever Joe Biden comes up. (Please note: if Joe Biden comes up, you must immediately put on a band t-shirt.)

Whenever one dude accuses the other of being divisive.

When Romney botches a zinger.

Whenever Romney’s tax returns come up.

SHITSTORM – Finish whatever you have in your hand if:

Romney calls an issue a distraction, particularly if it involves ladies.

Obama mistakenly mocks Romney with something a different GOP candidate said during the primary.

Romney mentions that he knows the founder or owner of a national chain restaurant.

Obama references any hip-hop or R&B song. If you’re unclear about whether the song is one of those two genres, please consult Wonkette comments and/or Rap Genius.

Romney tries to outmacho Obama.

OBAMAGEDDON – Screw the drink and go straight to the bottle if:

Romney physically confiscates money from audience members so he can more responsibly use it to stimulate the economy.
Obama code-switches, crip walks, or dougies at any point.
Anyone references a movie released in the past year to explain anything.
Jim Lehrer gets into an uncontrollable giggle fit.

Someone from the audience shouts a racial slur at Obama. Bonus drinkies if you have to look up the word to figure out that it’s a racist slur because of its total obscurity.

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 314 comments }

Barbara_ October 3, 2012 at 3:47 pm

We were supposed to wait until the debate to start drinking? This would have been good information to know earlier.

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

What's the use getting sober, when we're just gonna get drunk again?

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Consider it a warm up

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm

I'm gonna be at happy hour starting at 445 pm central time, so I should be fully lubed before they even get to the intros.

Barbara_ October 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Top shelf margarita, Baldar?

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Nah, that's usually for lunch break and on weekends. Think I'll be on my Bacardi and Diet this evening. Variety is the spice of snark.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Diet? You might need the energy of real sugar, my friend.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Go for the Mount Gaye – it's a big night!…

SorosBot October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

You too? I'll be at a bar playing Quizzo earlier this evening and should be well tipsy by the time the debate starts. Don't know if I'll be watching there or back home where I can comment with you; depends on if any of my teammates want to watch the debate too.

Eve8Apples October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I prepped my liver by having a margarita and scotch and water at lunch.

bureaucrap October 3, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I'll have an Obamartini please — served straight up in a 3 gallon jug.

ThankYouJeebus October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Mmmm. So chocolatey and smooth.

Boojum October 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm

They only come in forties.

mrpuma2u October 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I thought the Obama martini was one you hoped would be all smooth and tasty and would give you that sweet buzz, but was kinda lame and unsatisfying. At least I'm not bitter.
As the editrix once quipped,
"Fuck you Obama! (call me?)"

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Last time I had one of those I started pal-ing around with terrorists and bought a round the world plane ticket so I could apologize to everyone for how fucked up "mericuh is.

WhatTheHolyHeck October 3, 2012 at 4:25 pm

I'll be having a Bloody Barry: it's like a bloody mary but with more hot sauce and a few thick sticks of Obamaloney.

KeepFnThatChicken October 3, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I am so hitting the Apothic Red tonight. For Jesus.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

I don't even KNOW what I'm hitting yet. I got everything piled up around the 'puter.

the_cuntress October 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Nothing snarky, that stuff is delicious. Although .75 L is unlikely to last all night…

ThundercatHo October 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm

I love that stuff, too bad it recently doubled in price from $12 to $24 per bottle.

twaingirl October 3, 2012 at 6:57 pm

Not at Trader Joe's. Still 11$ there. Unless you live in a TJ's-less environment. :(

KeepFnThatChicken October 4, 2012 at 11:04 am

It's $11.99 at my local liquor store. You're getting rooked.

no_gravity October 3, 2012 at 3:50 pm

When Romney botches a zinger.

I'm not going to be able to drive home.

SexySmurf October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Because you'll be dead from alcohol poisoning.

Jus_Wonderin October 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I brought along a designated embalmer.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:14 pm

I thought I was the designated COOK?

proudgrampa October 3, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Zing!

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Pretty much, yeah. I already updated my will.

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

YOU GOT A WILL?!!! *muttering under breath* Fucking elitist…..

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Wut, like I don't know you weezils well enough to know you'll be over here before my body's cold, ripping every last can of hobo beans out of my stack?

BerkeleyBear October 3, 2012 at 6:57 pm

You have a stack of cans? Fucking 1 percenter.

Isyaignert October 4, 2012 at 2:16 am

I counted three Obama zingers and I only heard the last half hour.

PuckStopsHere October 3, 2012 at 3:50 pm

The Republican National Committee has bought everybody in America free HBO tonight, right?

ThundercatHo October 3, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I didn't hear anything about that but some guy did call here and offer me a pearl necklace. Probably weren't even real pearls.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:33 pm

NEVER accept a pearl necklace from a strange man. NEVER.

coolhandnuke October 3, 2012 at 3:51 pm

We're gonna get a mile high from this debate.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

I expect to wake up tomorrow going "Wut? Who? WHERE?" Bonus points for complete loss of clothing and accoutrements. Even MORE bonus points for recovering consciousness partway up some high thing, like a tree.

coolhandnuke October 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Bonus, bonus points for spotting any wingnut who climbs up some high thing–hopefully a 13th story ledge–and soars to freedom.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm

AHAHAHA … uh, yes, of course. For the, ahem. Yes. Right.

I'll just go quietly now.

evoshandor October 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm

High as a test rat…

noodlesalad October 3, 2012 at 3:51 pm

When Mittens does his robot laugh, you can either drink or squirm in terror. Or both, as is my plan. There's no rule to that, just go with whatever feels natural – in direct opposition to the laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha. Christ, I need a drink already.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Believe me, if I were anywhere within arm's reach I'd hand you one already. I'm so keyed up I'm afraid I'm going to explode.

noodlesalad October 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Looking into intravenous options for debate 2.

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Whoa, that's advanced–2nd line drinking? Ha! Drink! Ha! Drink! Ha! Drink!

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:35 pm

(hugs the Biff)

Biff October 3, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Zing!

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Lately, just looking at your av makes me feel all choked up, Biffster.

Isyaignert October 4, 2012 at 2:17 am

And hits the Bong.

BerkeleyBear October 3, 2012 at 6:59 pm

Insert the alcohol in your eye as an attempt at bleaching it away? It won't work, but what the hell, it will distract you from the smirking terror.

Indiepalin October 3, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I'm watching the post-debate analyis on Fox. I plan on chugging a can of Genny Cream whenever I hear the phrase "Romney hit it out of the park tonight"

Jukesgrrl October 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Did Genesee brew extra product for your game?

Schmannnity October 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

You should get on a liver waiting list before the debate.

PsycWench October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

You know these are the people who claimed Sarah Palin "killed" Joe Biden in the 2008 VP debates, right? You're taking your life into your hands.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Have you already called the E.R. for reservations?…

An_Outhouse October 3, 2012 at 4:59 pm

You poor thing. There are support groups that may be able to help

DemmeFatale October 3, 2012 at 6:18 pm

Are you suicidal?

Genny? Really?
(Geneseein' is beleevin')

Indiepalin October 3, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Sorry – out of Genny. Time for the Utica Club.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I don't need no steenkin' guide to drinking.

The debate starts. I open the whiskey. I drink until I see six candidates.

mille derps October 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

When you start singing a doo-wop version of "16 Candidates", you know you've gone too far…

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Or have visions of Molly Ringwald.

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I still love that girl. Have since high school, and never stopped.

Probably explains why I married a ginger (or whatever the hell the color is on the box.*)

(* Of hair dye.)

Incitefully_Joe October 3, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Weird, I found it harder to watch the RNC debates stone cold sober.

Esteev October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Six candidates? That sounds like a nightmare.

*hic*

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I'm 47 and will be watching it with my son, who is 14. Which one of us is more likely to pass out first? Just trying to plan…

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Oh come on! No one older than 35 can keep up with a kid. Their livers are practically virginal!

And I know from where I speak, because I'm a Finn and no one outdrinks a Finn. Except a younger Finn. Or maybe a Wonketteer.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm

You'll not see nothin' like the Mighty Finn

Come all, without
Come all, within …

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm

My uncle was a Finn. I think his liver was the size of a football when he finally stopped drinking (at age 55—lived another 25 years). I don't think he would stop drinking till every drop in the house was gone. He told me that the sure sign you were an alky was if you didn't get hangovers.

SorosBot October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Actually one of the people I knew with the highest tolerances in college was a girl who was 4'11" and thin, couldn't have weighed more than 90 pounds and probably less than that. She could outdrink just about all of the guys in school. She was also Russian, which explains it.

BerkeleyBear October 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Yeah, there's a slavic/eastern europe get'em sloppy young thing that is pretty damn scary to watch. Sort of like the Irish, only with nastier booze.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm

*whew*

OK, so my daily hangover is a sign to stay away from AA

SorosBot October 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm

That's the thing; the kids don't have the tolerance we olds with our decades of drinking have.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 5:20 pm

You make up for it with enthusiasm and active bladders.

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:26 pm

It's these tender father/son moments he'll always remember, make it special!

♪♫Tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau…♫♪

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Yeah. We can make the same “yecchh…” face after a sip…My old man always drank crap, like Schlitz or Schafer. No wonder I didn't like beer until I had the good stuff years later.

Biff October 3, 2012 at 6:04 pm

PBR on tap at home, here, long before it became ironically hip to drink shit beer. Falstaff or Burgie when I was sneaking around.Did I mention I am an Old?

HogeyeGrex October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Just as long as you kids aren't buttchugging box wine. You have to draw the line somewhere.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Buttchugging? That one is new to me.
<hides funnel and tubing behind my back>

Nostrildamus October 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Wonkette is America's foremost educational resource.

Jukesgrrl October 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Invented by Blackwater, engineered by KBR.

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I don't always buttchug alcohol, but when I do, I buttchug for effect; that's right, Everclear. Hey, my rectum doesn't have any taste buds (thank goodness).

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Just to be clear, are we not buttchugging box wine because buttchugging is bad or because box wine is bad? ie, should one only buttchug the finest Spanish reds?

ChessieNefercat October 3, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Wine comes in something other than a box? *blinks*

Stick a straw in the top and it's mommy's special juice box.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:24 pm

A good Welsh claret will be fine, unless you can get your hands on a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver from Australia's Chateau Chunder

Now that's a wine for enema!

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Don't buttchug beer or champagne. The carbonation is a bitch.

GunToting[Redacted] October 3, 2012 at 5:12 pm

That's not a wine for drinking. That's a wine for lying down and avoiding.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 5:21 pm

+1 extra for getting it

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Right above the buttcrack would be a good place.

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm

I'm officially an Oldz, as I had to Google "buttchugging."

Now I wish I was too old to use Google.

DemmeFatale October 3, 2012 at 6:28 pm

I'll just ask my daughters, (22 and 25), so they can roll their eyes and shake their heads.
They will be conflicted between having to describe it, and not wanting me to know what it is.

Baconzgood October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I'm already drunk. So that means I gonna get HAMMERED durring these dabates.!!!!!!!

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I just hope someone remembers it all and can tell me what happened tomorrow.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Well, think of it this way, Pigoletto — it won't take much effort. (Squeezes the Baconz)

Barrelhse October 3, 2012 at 6:22 pm

You've got how many days of "Work" left??

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Yuck. Why is that creepy man looking at me like that?

Barrelhse October 3, 2012 at 6:23 pm

oops- sorry.

Isyaignert October 4, 2012 at 2:24 am

I agree BSFD – Rmoney looked creepy when Obama was talking. His eyes and smirky smirkett of a smile while he pretended to write things down – and I only watched the thing for 30 minutes. I couldn't watch any more.

Oh, and FUK Rmoney for telling nothing but LIES at his closing statement and all throughout. The chutzpah of this guy are breathtaking and groundbreaking. Obama had better rip him a new one at the next debates. This tool cannot be allowed to win the WH.

ThankYouJeebus October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

If Mitt offers Barry a friendly $10,000 wager, DRINK!

Eve8Apples October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

And run to the ATM and empty your bank account.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

And if Barry takes it on with a government check?….FUNNEL TIME!!!…

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

We call it the Drunklopian Tube.

What a funny name for a straw…

Boojum October 3, 2012 at 3:52 pm

What if Jim Lehrer and/or Romney shout a racial slur?

Ruhe October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Lehrer: Mr President I have a note here from Tucker Carlson reminding me to remind you that for the sake of clarity you should avoid slipping into dialect at any point in tonight's debate.

Romney: I believe it's referred to as ebonics, Jim.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 3, 2012 at 7:14 pm

It'll be a dog whistle, so you need to keep a list handy:

urban
welfare/food stamps
gangs
street criminals
thugs (when not referring to labor unions)
single-parent households

anniegetyerfun October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Someone from the audience shouts a racial slur at Obama.

Sigh. The chances of this happening are pretty good.

Esteev October 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

"He is black!"

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm

"He's got White sideburns!!!!…

Tom October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Could be a lot of drinking – good thing we've got socialized medicine!

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Please note: if Joe Biden comes up, you must immediately put on a band t-shirt

Hm. Odd….Jesse, didn't I just see you hawking bulk T shirts sales for Pantera this morning on Twitter?

YasserArraFeck October 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

If Chris Christy comes up, you must immediately put on a Lap Band T-shirt

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:25 pm

If the Round Mound of Governoring shows up, it will be to support Obama. Because Christie/Haley 2016.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 3, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Geez! Some of us have to work tomorrow, you know.

PuckStopsHere October 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Don't lie to us.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I din't say it was me.

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I know! It's my boss' first day back from a trip too. Can't look too hung over.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Tell him you worked until midnight to make sure everything was in place for him to have an easy day.

Try not to laugh.

Or throw up.

SorosBot October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

You're trying to make us unemployds jealous.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Yeah, 4:30 comes by pretty early in the morning…..for somebody….

FlownOver October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

If the Mitt 9000 does at all well tonight we'll have to start preparing for our employers being bought out and sold for parts.

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Ha! Ha! Ha!

CheeseBro69 October 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Drink O'Douls for Romney
Drink Red Stripe for Obama

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Hooray beer!

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Beer, beer, beer, beer
We LOVE beer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzIboq1qEa8

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:42 pm

One thing we haven't talked about: under a Romney presidency, we're bringing back Prohibition – look it up, Mormons!….

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I'm pretty sure O'Douls has too high an alcohol content for Romney.

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Yeah, I think it's around half a percent. I discovered this when I was deployed to the desert; if you drank a dozen or so "NA" beers (Beck's was my preference) in rapid succession, you could get a pretty good buzz going.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:43 pm

Dang, that's an awful lotta bladder work for a li'l buzz, dude.

mrpuma2u October 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

As George Jones wailed "relief is just a swallow away"

iTuna October 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Not drinking tonight. I broke my hand a couple of days ago, so I'm gonna get super pilled-out on hydrocodone and watch Twin Peaks until the debate starts.

Nibbler of Niblonia October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

drink every time Andy and Lucy awkwardly flirt with each other

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Are you typing one handed????

iTuna October 3, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Almost always.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Oh, well, it's good to practice and keep a hand in it.

LibertyLover October 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

What? Where is your beer hat siphon thingy?

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Hydrocodone and Don Julio usually adds up to a splendid buzz. Just sayin'.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Oh, geez! Hope you're not suffering too much. Whatever happens keep your hand on a soft comfy pillow or something, so in case you get excited and start waving it about you don't reinjure it.

iTuna October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Nah, I'm not suffering. Got it in a cast already, and did I mention hydrocodone?

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:41 pm

That'll have to do, if you can't get any hydromorphone…

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Good. Hydrocodone doesn't do squat for me, but if it works for you, I support!

I'm gonna be drinkin' and vapin' all night long to get through the debate, so don't mind me if I sound more stoned than you do.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Try your other hand, it'll feel like someone else….

Barrelhse October 3, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Hydrocodone pairs well with red hash.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:45 pm

RLY? (takes notes)

Come here a minute October 3, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Bartender, I'm buying "macacas" for everyone! (Shots of Rebel Yell whiskey.)

nounverb911 October 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Something tells me I should put AA on speed dial tonight.

Jus_Wonderin October 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Probably AAA too.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

That's what Siri is for.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Fuck AA. Get your ER.

Antispandex October 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm

If Romney accidentally says, "Poor? Screw the poor!", you must drain whatever beverage you are drinking, and order a round for the house.

LibertyLover October 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Or calls the Prez a liar.

weejee October 3, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Or uses the n word.

BerkeleyBear October 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm

That would single handedly jump start the economy – at least the tavern sales portion – if we allowed a broad view of the term "liar."

crittersbybritty October 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm

If you drink every time Romney mentions "jerb creators" you will be unconscious by 9:15.

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm

It's a job killer.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:46 pm

A blow job killer.

mavenmaven October 3, 2012 at 3:56 pm

1 extra shot for any Libya comments.
1 extra shot for any use of the word liar.
Drink the whole bottle if Romney says "are you better off than you were 4 years ago" or says "there you go again".

Nibbler of Niblonia October 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

at what point should i contracept on my wife's lower back?

LibertyLover October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I'd ask her.

Also, If you are contracepting while watching the debate, I'd have to say that that might be worse than contracepting while watching a football game. Unless your wife and her lower back are also into that kind of thing.

Consenting adults. Duh.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Wait.

Ask?

A woman?

Kinky!

Nibbler of Niblonia October 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

i'm going to try to time it with Romney saying something about traditional family values. that would be really hot

ChessieNefercat October 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Whoops I read that too fast and saw "your wife and her lover." Never mind.

Advn2rgirl October 3, 2012 at 4:51 pm

We contracepted while watching the ACA pass. Healthcare for everyone: ZOMG!

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:47 pm

See, now, I could contracept to the ACA all night long.

Antispandex October 3, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Sorry, but that is never acceptable. It's in the Bible. Somewhere. Sex is just for making babies. However, no complaint, no offense.

PubOption October 3, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Onanism also appears in the bible.

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm

You really know how to make the babby Jeebus cry.

deanbooth October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Interception!

Incitefully_Joe October 3, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Touchdown Seattle!

Esteev October 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm
EloquentScience October 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Double up-fist if I could!

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm

May you die by being buried in cheese.

All of it Limburger.

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:42 pm

You should try parking instead.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Bonus drinkies if you have to look up the word to figure out that it’s a racist slur because of its total obscurity.

I got a hunnert bucks for anyone who can persuade an audience member to shout out "bluegum" at Obama…

Also, "buffie", "teapot", or "quashie"

BerkeleyBear October 3, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Octaroon.

tessiee October 3, 2012 at 11:54 pm

Those coconut cookies?
Yum!
$: – 9

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 3:58 pm

What about self inflicted drinking rules, like "you yell so loud at something Romney says that your spittle hits the TV". Should have to do a shot for that.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm

ok

SayItWithWookies October 3, 2012 at 3:58 pm

And if Romney takes the David Brooks approach and suddenly unleashes the "real Mitt," go straight to the heroin.

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

…only if you're out of fentanyl. Holy guacamole.

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm

ok. ok.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 3, 2012 at 7:18 pm

How will we know if he does? Does anybody know what the "real Mitt" even looks like?

coolhandnuke October 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I see a hair of the dog on Mitt's car in tomorrow's future, also too.

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Sorry, but I'll find damn near anything to do other than watch the debate.

Play drums, read a book, go for a walk, maybe check out the 259 other channels on TV not carrying it, clean the bathrooms, do the dishes, do some laundry, do the wife …

RedneckMuslin October 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Yeah, Fox and Friends will let us know what happened tomorrow am.

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:20 pm

As much as it would be to watch Mitt meltdown and then see how the Fox crew spins it, I'm just … well, I know for whom I am voting. So why bother and get all mad and yell at the TV every time Mitt lies (which is ALWAYS)?

Just not worth the aggravation.

Besides, my drum set hasn't gotten much use lately and is getting lonely and needs to be beat upon. <<insert joke here about The Mrs that's related to that comment>>

proudgrampa October 3, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Man, I wish I could join you. My guitar gently weeps…

My wife and kid are INSISTING that we watch this piece of tomfoolery tonight.

It's not like there are going to be any new insights or change of opinion. Good god, we've been watching these two for the last 18 months or so…

On the other hand, it will be fun to find some excuse to pour a whole bunch of martinis, tonite. Just sayin'.

Pap Finn October 3, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Yay, drums! What kind of kit? Who are your favorite players? Inquiring minds, etc.

UnholyMoses October 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Due to noise issues (my son is autistic and VERY sensitive to loud) and our budget, I have a simple Simmons electric set (SDK7). Wish I could have a Roland, but not until we win the lottery.

As far as fave drummers go … just … that's hard.

I mean, you got your rock/alt guys (Neal Pert is great technically, Portnoy blows my mind [even if I'm not a fan of Dream Theater], guys like Tim Alexander and Brad Wilk were perfect for their bands, and I just love me some Stewart Copeland and his love of the offbeat) … then you got your ground breakers (Charlie Rich and Max Roach and Gene Krupa and Art Blakey, all of whom I could watch all freaking day long) … then your "no one else would have fit in their roles" guys (Mitch Mitchell, Fred Below,and Keith Moon) … plus ones I just like, and whose style I never knew I really imitated until later in life (particularly John Bonham and Micky Hart).

Hell, I could keep on going, but I'll just stop there.

:-)

UnholyMoses October 4, 2012 at 12:53 pm

Oh, and I did jam last night for first time in several months — and it was nothing but Stevie Ray Vaughan, in honor of his birthday (which woulda been yesterday).

I was sweating by the end of it (and I'm a skinny guy).

And it was fanfuckingtastic.

Much, much better than that joke of a debate.

WhatTheHeck October 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

I think Mitt might take up drinking after the debate tonight.

bringmeanaxe October 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

If this is what he's like sober, let's hope he does.

Jukesgrrl October 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm

I was hoping it would be BEFORE.

kyeshinka October 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Can of Schlitz smashed against your forehead every time the camera pans to Ann.

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Or when they remind us, once again, of her illnesses.

Esteev October 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Her husband? Oops…

Nostrildamus October 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm

When do we take wine cooler enemas?

RedneckMuslin October 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm

the kids call that buttchugging.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

We need a reason? I planned on doing that throughout to keep the buzz alive.

Gleem McShineys October 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm

Mitt? Is that you? After you lose to the colored.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Remember, though, you don't drink when Obama says "Let's take a moment to honor Allah, and Mohammed, his Prophet."

Schmannnity October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Shotgun a fifth if Rev. Wright and Moroni have sex on stage behind them.

LibertyLover October 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

There's a debate tonight?

randcoolcatdaddy October 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

How do I watch the debate on the free Obama phone?

Sharkey October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Press the button.

glasspusher October 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Buttons aren't toys.

bringmeanaxe October 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

FYI, the good folks over at Mother Jones magazine have created a handy-dandy drinking game bingo card for tonight's debate. Play on!
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/10/yes-we-ha

SexySmurf October 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm

I hope the candidates address the important question I know all Americans are asking: Is Law and Order: Sex Crimes still going to be on tonight?

Mittens Howell, III October 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

"When Romney botches a zinger."

I'd like to apologize to my liver in advance.

Callyson October 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

How pissed am I that I have to miss the live fun tonight? But I'll check in on an online version of the debate when I get home, and I can't wait to read all of the snarky comments from you good people. Have fun!

coolhandnuke October 3, 2012 at 4:09 pm

If I played by these rules, by halftime every drop of hooch in the house would be gone and I'd have to go down to the root cellar and bring up that six pack of Billy Beer and that twelver of Zima.

weejee October 3, 2012 at 4:09 pm

Mrs. weejee and I will be getting properly depressed for the debates by attending the last game of the season for our plucky Ms. Hey, they won over 60 games, so this was a special season!

savethispatient October 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm

You confused me for a moment there, because "Ms. Hey" was one of my teachers in Primary School.
Also, go M's! I only made it to one game this year, but it was a lot of fun in the "King's Court".

SorosBot October 3, 2012 at 4:39 pm

I guess I'm lucky the Phillies phinished their pathetic season earlier today and so without sports I might be able to convince the bar staff to turn on the debate.

DerrickWildcat October 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Every time Kolob is mentioned you must eat a Chicken sandwich.

Jukesgrrl October 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

I don't drink but I have enough snacks here to put me in a diabetic coma. Is that an acceptable equivalency?

There's also half of a stale birthday cake in the refrigerator. If Romney starts talking about "Ann and our boys" in some maudlin way, I'm going to stick my face in it.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:21 pm

Cake icing makes a great skin toner!

Jukesgrrl October 4, 2012 at 12:35 am

The kind that's made with Crisco?

Incitefully_Joe October 3, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Back in my rugby days, the only alternatives for our tetotalling bretheren were ranch dressing, or alternatively, Tabasco sauce.

anniegetyerfun October 3, 2012 at 4:41 pm

I believe we instituted a rule about severe beatings. But I'm pretty sure we didn't have any non-drunks on our team.

savethispatient October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I dunno… Alcohol provides the excuse for you to angrily shout at the teevee, then sob uncontrollably. But as a grrl you probably can find some other excuse to do that. Such as men. Or Republicans. Or the words coming out of Mittens' face.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 7:01 pm

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Republicans and the words coming out of Mitt's piehole have had grown men across this country sobbing their hearts out for quite a while.

pdiddycornchips October 3, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Drinking is optional but snark is a requirement.

Jukesgrrl October 4, 2012 at 12:34 am

I think I was a little low on the snark and a little heavy on the hysteria tonight.I'll try to do better for Uncle Joe.

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 3, 2012 at 5:54 pm

I am planning to chocolate myself into a stupor, personally.

DemmeFatale October 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm

My punk rock brother played a gig at CBGB's on his birthday. Mom spent all day finding him a nice, big, sheet cake.
He punctuated his performance by throwing handfuls of cake at the audience.
Good times!

Jukesgrrl October 4, 2012 at 12:31 am

I might have been there.In those days my drinking consisted of more than water and coffee.

Nostrildamus October 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

I'll drink to Rmoney's oft-repeated "laser-like focus on jobs". His laser focus is reminds me of my cat's.

Peckerwood_Pete October 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

For godsake… don't drink when either one of them blame the "other party" for the failures of this nation…. you'll most likely go to the ER with alcohol poisoning…

SexySmurf October 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm

If Obama does some black guy stuff, pour some out for your homies.

Esteev October 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Word!

Jus_Wonderin October 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm

I bought a case of vodka just yesterday. I am ready. Yes.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 4:12 pm

MACACA!

Wut? Was I too early?

Dammit.

weejee October 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

If Bamz has to go do a beatdown on Macaca Allen to hang one on Mittenz, Barry is in deep caca. Doo doo too, also.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 7:04 pm

I trust The Dude to have a billion bats of votes to beat on Mittens with. I'm actually not expecting any fireworks tonight, I'm just so keyed up from waiting for this thing to be over. Prez Barry is a cautious fighter, he likes to draw everything out and let everyone else get their punches in first. I expect him to go for the kill on the third debate.

ShuCityRefugee October 3, 2012 at 4:12 pm

My beloved husband thinks a second drink must be required if a candidate pronounces "divisive" with a short, rather than long, "i" sound on the second syllable (ie. "dih-vih-sihve," instead of "dih-vie-sihve").

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:15 pm

That looks like more rules than an old Avalon Hill war game. I think I'm going to ignore them and just drink.

Jus_Wonderin October 3, 2012 at 4:27 pm

You maverick!

HistoriCat October 4, 2012 at 10:13 am

Needs more – lots more – little cardboard pieces.

coolhandnuke October 3, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Drink the bong water when Mitt appears somewhat human.

Barrelhse October 3, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Debate Watchers Tip- use peppermint schnapps for the bong water.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm

Or creme de cassis. Depending on what you're smoking, creme de cassis could be JUST the thing.

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I wonder if the rules will allow Romney to use one of those squeeze-bulb clown horns to honk every time he gets off a zinger.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 7:05 pm

It would be great if it could be glued to his nose.

deanbooth October 3, 2012 at 4:21 pm

I cannot watch the debates — much too stressful. I can only "watch" them through my Wonkette rosé colored glasses.

Jus_Wonderin October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I happened upon the Cruz/Sadler (replacing Kay Bailey Hutchinson) debate last night. Only for about 15 second and I was screaming at the tube. I might have broken the channel selector button in my haste to see anything other than that.

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

They had a debate? Did not know that, and probably just as well. Election time just depresses me here. Fuck, I don't think there's an Obama yard sign in all of Comal County, though I did see a bumper sticker for our Dem congressional candidate the other day…

Ruhe October 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm

"every time Romney botches a zinger"…
I don't think that's going to work as his zinger-botching usually gives me a vague uneasy feeling. I think it's that "uncanny valley" thing. And in that case, a good response from Obama might be "open the pod bay doors and show us your tax returns, Mitt."

Nesnora October 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm

You had me at "Hey drunkards".

I'll be here: http://waystationbk.blogspot.com/p/photos.html

Here's hoping they have a steam-powered television…

Incitefully_Joe October 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Lame. You should totally come out to the Pourhouse.

Though I do have to admit that the Police Box/possible Tardis is a nice touch.

Nesnora October 3, 2012 at 4:34 pm

The one on 3rd ave? I can multi-bar…

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm

What about bong hits? Can we substitute bong hits for drinks?

Nesnora October 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Always and often.

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Duuuuuuuuuuude … hear that? ***bangs shoe on head*** That's my skull!

BloviateMe October 3, 2012 at 4:29 pm

So, what do I do when Jim Lehrer is undressing me with his eyes…cuz he's doing it right now…and leering…er, lehrering.

SexySmurf October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

If it seems like Mitt Romney articulated a coherent and consistent policy statement, stop drinking cause you're already too wasted.

AFKensington October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Best Wonkette drinking game, ever! /Approve

kyeshinka October 3, 2012 at 4:30 pm

When Mitt opens with this line, "A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a Nantucket."

pdiddycornchips October 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Patron tequila enema's for the first awkward Payton Manning segue.

chicken_thief October 3, 2012 at 4:35 pm

There prolly are some people interested in this debate thing-a-muh-bob, but I missed DWTS the other night. How did Brisdull do?

keepwalkin October 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Since I'm only 57 I'll leave the liquor alone.

A bong hit anytime a candidate says "folks".

In the after spin if they talk to undecided voters I'm going for the meth.

Nesnora October 3, 2012 at 4:38 pm

shrooms if you think you saw the ghost of breitbart sitting in the audience.

Mittaplasia October 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm

To the bar-hoppin' Wonketeers: Don't drink and drive. You might spill some, so pull over to the side of the road, finish it and then drive. Stick with the square Jack Daniels bottles 'cause they won't roll off the seat. Better yet, stay home and get annilihated so you will be around to keep me entertained for a long time.

kyeshinka October 3, 2012 at 5:36 pm

Or, following the advice of George Carlin, do your drinking early in the day and get it out of the way. Do your driving later on while the visibility is still good.

TheGyrus October 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Also, chug a beer when the Yankees lose.

DemmeFatale October 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm

Nice.

Why do you hate America?

SorosBot October 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Should we chug if Obama brings up George Romney and how disappointed he'd be in his son's embrace of hard-right nuttiness?

MaxNeanderthal October 3, 2012 at 4:45 pm

I'm working on the schedule below…
"American people" = 1 finger of Glenmorangie
"People" = 1 finger of speyside from left hand, 1 finger of Islay from right
"You people"= drain glass of Islay, throw speyside into fire
"Blah people"= throw glasses into fire, chug entire bottle of Lagavullin…..

An_Outhouse October 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm

When does this mess start? I think I'm going to get hammered now and go to bed early.

fuflans October 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm

i am trying to figure out if i should stay in with the wonkettes or go out with the bamz campaign.

either way, i will be drinking steadily as these fucking things make me v v nervous. i am glad you are all so confident.

UnholyMoses October 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Why does Jim Lehrer look as though he just inhaled a balloon full of nitrous?

pdiddycornchips October 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Two shotgun bong hits if Lehrer asks the boxers or briefs question

Toomush_Infer October 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Wait! If FOX calls it a tie, does that mean that Michelle and Eggs have to do a grudge match, with oil and…..oh, I've just started drinking already….

elviouslyqueer October 3, 2012 at 5:04 pm

I will be happily butt-chugging margaritas tonight. Or maybe I'll save that for the Ryan/Biden smackdown.

BaldarTFlagass October 4, 2012 at 7:50 am

Frozen or rocks? Salt or no?

ThundercatHo October 3, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Why does Jim Leher have black irises, did he get the alien xfiles oil or fuckin' what? I like him and all but that just creeps me out. Also, OT, did anyone see our beloved Bristle bustin' some moves on DWTS? I don't watch that shit but I read she wore shorty shorts and the audience saved her from being offed.

BartStarrland October 3, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I guess I picked the right week to start sniffing glue.

rocktonsam October 3, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I can't watch or listen to the debate. Every time I see or hear Mittens I lose all desire for the things i like the most. Drinking, weed, sex, driving while drinking and smoking weed during sex.

I just can't watch that poor excuse for a person. Sad..Will watch the wonket blog thingy

Tsunami Ali October 3, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I will be streaming the C-Span – I think it's streaming on C-Span – watching the Wonkett blog thingy, and doing a Google Hangout. And drinking.

Tsunami Ali October 3, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Too many rules – will drink each time they say "the."

See you in rehab!

proudgrampa October 3, 2012 at 5:08 pm

Well. folks. I know that some of you are getting depressed. This shit has gone on WAY too long. (We really should have a constitutional amendment that restricts the primary / election cycle to about 6 weeks!).

But it's almost over. Just hang in there a little longer.

And keep that liquor cabinet stocked! And the wine cellar, too. Also.

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 3, 2012 at 5:57 pm

for freedom

mustangsavvy October 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm

I want to watch this but I'm skeered of Romney's soulless stares. I'm afraid he might steal what little integrity I have left. But I'd give my last shred of dignity to tune in to Bamz eloquence. Oh the dilemma.

lochnessmonster October 3, 2012 at 5:15 pm

I think they should have the Zingbot from Big Brother deliver the zings! More entertaining than stuffed shirt don't trust him Romney.

Misty Malarky October 3, 2012 at 5:28 pm

What could universally be accepted as a 'buttchugging a whole box o' wine' moment?

HouseOfTheBlueLights October 3, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Obama calling Romney "whitey"

MistaEko October 3, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Eko haus rulez: Drink while your randomly-assigned topic is mentioned.

System ruined when: Some asshole put "Syria" in the hat to mess with us and the ref says it counts. This after I got "efficacy of the surge" during the first 2008 debate.

Just going to shout "Syria!" at random intervals and chug Dogfish Head.

Limeylizzie October 3, 2012 at 5:43 pm

I don't drink, can I replace drinking with masturbation?

bobbert October 3, 2012 at 8:38 pm

Does this involve Skype?

Limeylizzie October 3, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Jim Lehrer looks like a bushbaby. http://africafreak.com/blog/the-coolest-looking-c

cybermoe October 3, 2012 at 5:52 pm

If I wear magic underpants am I cheating?

johnnyzhivago October 3, 2012 at 5:57 pm

As a public service, could you guys post a picture of these "Obama" and "Romney" persons (like you did with "Jim Lehrer" ) – so we can tell them apart tonight. Also which is the good one and which is the bad one again?

Thanks.

Carabella1 October 3, 2012 at 6:19 pm

Got it covered. It's 6:16 and I'm on wine #2.
Stop it! It's practice! This is hard!

OneYieldRegular October 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm

Having started quite some time ago, I"m incapable of reading all that, and instead will simply paraphrase Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby:

"This is not a game! This is really happening!"

mr bojangles October 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm

invite watson from jeopardy and game show this idiocy!

Newsriffs October 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm

I'm mixing a pitcher of "Romney Zingers", right now.

DahBoner October 3, 2012 at 7:02 pm

This game is kinda like playing roulette by placing a bet on all the numbers.

You got every possible outcome covered and you're guaranteed to win.

Just not as much as you lose….

Aridzona October 3, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Does Total Wine or BevMo deliver? I don't want to run short.

Caelan Aegana October 3, 2012 at 7:22 pm

But..but..but…you didn't answer the most pressing question!

If someone passes out, do they get penised or ninja turtled? This is the sort of stuff you have to decide beforehand.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm

For them that don't yet know it, you can watch a live stream at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1jXLzNto70

For a thick, comedic overlay of teh stupidz, you can try http://live.foxnews.com/

Monsieur_Grumpe October 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm

All the drinks are on me tonight… I got a feeling I might be puking a bit.

Humberto_Echo October 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I'm basically a bending in search of an embarkation point. Looks like I may have found it.

ttommyunger October 4, 2012 at 12:17 am

Yeah, that might have been Jim in the 80's….Have you seen him lately?

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:19 pm

That's what the cocaine is for.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 4:22 pm

Snob!

What's the matter, meth isn't good enough for you anymore? No wonder you stopped calling!

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I became fond of those teeth that I still had remaining.

BaldarTFlagass October 3, 2012 at 4:32 pm

If I were drinking at home… but in these uncertain economic times, drinking super-premium call drinks at the bar is a little outside my budget.

elviouslyqueer October 3, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Is there really any other way to Mount?

Biff October 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Why–is this a yachting event , too?

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm

(snicker) (hug)

proudgrampa October 3, 2012 at 7:23 pm

(hugback) I didn't know you were a cook. Any specialties?

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 7:32 pm

Strictly amateur, darlz. Asian food – Indian (mostly North and East, although I learned some interesting vegetarian cooking from my ex's mom, from the Central and Western states); Chinese (Hainanese, Szechwanese, Hokkien, Cantonese, mostly); Thai; Burmese; Vietnamese; Malay; Singaporean; Indonesian; Pilipino. I like to cook, and I've been in lengthy relationships with professional cooks, so I've had a lot of practice with all kinds of cuisine, although I probably learned the basics from Dad, who was in the unenviable position of being married to a truly AWFUL cook and having five hungry children to feed, as well.

MittBorg October 3, 2012 at 7:33 pm

Two is a stack, right?

bobbert October 3, 2012 at 8:20 pm

In some cases, e.g., Editrix.

proudgrampa October 3, 2012 at 11:12 pm

Ooooh, it all sounds good! My sister-in-law is Pilipina and makes an incredible adobo.

I love to experiment in the kitchen and try different stuff. You know the old saying: never trust a skinny cook!

I also have fun bringing my grandchildren into the kitchen and teaching them. Nothing better than a meatball made personally by your own grandkids!

Good chatting with you, friend. (hug)

Biff October 4, 2012 at 1:17 am

It ain't easy being me.

MittBorg October 4, 2012 at 1:41 am

And here I was thinking I'd set you up to call me a chicken, and stuff.

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