As you are doubtless already aware, Tucker Carlson and friends unleashed a nuclear bomb last night, yo, with President Kunta Kinte being RACIAL by acknowledging that poverty and race have long been intertwined in America, and that the government has not been really proactive about it, and then all the vile libtards fainted and had seizures. But who has declined a commission in Tucker’s Army? None other than Not Doocy, the squinty one who smells like date rape! Barack Obama hasn’t governed racistly in the past three and a half years, Not Doocy? You sure you don’t want to reconsider? Guess Mitt Romney’s people, while declining to denounce the story in public, have sent out the word.