WHITEY TAPE OR GTFO  4:39 pm October 2, 2012

What Racist Bombshell Will Matt Drudge Drop Tonight?

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Could it be ... Satan?
Above is an important tweeter that noted journalism maven Matt Drudge loosed upon a bored, Tuesday-before-the-debate-slow-newsday world.

But what, WHAT could be on this tape that Ghost Andrew Breitbart hasn’t already dropped???

The answer, of course, to this Sphinx riddle shit, is “nothing.” Because in order for it to ignite accusations of racism “from both sides,” it would have to be Republicans doing something racist, and Democrats racistly pointing it out. And since Matt Drudge loves Miffed Romney like Peggy Noonan loves gin, this whole thing is some Romney-Rice 2012-level nonsense and Matt Drudge is just as bored as the rest of us.

 

Hola wonkerados.

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PhilippePetain October 2, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Dude, has Drudge's Hat just cold gotten bigger and bigger through the years or am I crazy? Fedora just ain't cuttin' it anymore.

axonneuron October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

His head got smaller

BaldarTFlagass October 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm

His fedora had sex with a top hat and what you see up there is the progeny of that mating.

IceCreamEmpress October 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

All hat, no cattle.

Look, it looks hotter on a Grindr profile, what can I say?

drakulem October 2, 2012 at 4:56 pm

His hat expands to match the size of his closet.

It's sort of like a reverse TARDIS.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 9:18 am

So it's a RETARDIS?

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Maybe his head shrunk

TavariousChinaSmith October 2, 2012 at 4:42 pm

In both directions, eh? WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY negro WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY

BaldarTFlagass October 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Ya gots ta do it right, the Richard Pryor way:
HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY

SorosBot October 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm
MosesInvests October 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Or Tyrone Green, prison poet:
"I hate the day, I hate the night,
I hate white folks because they's white."

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:51 pm

They are catching Obama in his Jamaican phase:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-44028970

4TheTurnstiles October 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Dr_Zoidberg October 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Cracker!

no_gravity October 2, 2012 at 4:43 pm

I have a feeling it's a highly edited tape with O'Keefe stink lines emanating from all directions.

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm

If it was that important a tape, he'd have made sure it was released in time for the evening news. As it is, it looks like he's angling for a spot on Hannity.

EDIT: Holy shit I was right! He's going to release it on Hannity!

Ayn Rand Paul Tard October 2, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Dredge knows how to maximize the viewership of said 'racist' 'tape' 'bombshell.'

ChrisM2011 October 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Do people still read this guy?

UnholyMoses October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Only the assignment editors of major media outlets, and wingnut bloggers.

Otherwise, not so much.

ChrisM2011 October 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

I remember our main editor would have his site up on her computer every day but that was what- the 60's?

UnholyMoses October 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Seems like it. And dude hasn't updated his site since then, either.

It really is fucking pathetic how the guy gets so much run, and all because one fubugly broad gave him info about Clinton getting a hummer from some slightly less (but still) fubugly intern.

That's it.

That's the beginning and the end (the alpha and omega, if you will) of what he's contributed to society: being part of the longest, most expensive, and utterly and totally fucking pathetic witch hunts against a sitting President since forever.

ChrisM2011 October 2, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Same thing with Fox News, I seem to recall. In the 90's, their numbers were abysmal (Like maybe 60,000-90,000 viewers?) but then Linda Tripp came along and the rest is history. Sad, horrible history.

Guppy October 2, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Yes, back in those innocent days, when congressional prostitution rings and ass-fucking were shocking.

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 4:52 pm

There's a woman in my office who swears by his website.

I told her, one lucky plant twenty years ago is about as accurate as my dead aunt Zelda.

pdiddycornchips October 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Sadly….
http://mashable.com/2011/08/10/news-traffic-refer

Here's the money shot:

"News aggregator Drudge Report, which employs two people in addition to founder Matt Drudge, continues to be one of the largest traffic drivers to content sites, according to a study released Wednesday by Outbrain."

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm

From pdiddy's link. Is this comment a Poe? You decide!

"Liberals won’t understand however we Constitutional Conservatives are not surprised by this story. You see the laimstream media portrays us as the minority when in fact the liberals are the minority. We also are no longer the silent majority, we are going to stomp ass every election until we root out all Marxist from both parties!"

PhilippePetain October 2, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Cornpone Idiot Does Not Study Demographics, Story at 11

SorosBot October 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Oh I'm sure he still rules ABC News' world.

PsycWench October 2, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I keep confusing him with Breitbart and thinking that Drudge is the dead one.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I gave up Drudge for lent about five years ago, and have never regretted it once. I only go back on really bad Conservative days to see how they are trying to spin whatever their latest embarrassment is.

Chet Kincaid_ October 2, 2012 at 6:00 pm

The early HuffPo was an obvious liberal counterpoint to Drudge, and opened the floodgates to the notion, "why are we relying on this asshole for all of our leads?!"

Estproph October 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Well, whatever it is, it's NOT from MOTHERJONES!

BaldarTFlagass October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I had a subscription for a while, but I found that I would get so fucking angry when I read it that I was afraid I would stroke out or have a heart attack, so I let the subscription lapse…

Terry October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I found out recently who the original Mother Jones was. In the early part of the 20th century (could be around 1912, but I may be off by a year or two), the United Mine Workers were trying to organize coal miners in West Virginia and Pennsylvania (including my grandfather). The mining companies would hire "security" who would shoot or otherwise attack any union reps going into the mining camps. Mother Jones, an Irish immigrant in her 80's, would walk up to the camps along the stream beds which were public lands. She used her age and gender to sign up miners for the union, basically daring the mining companies to shoot an old lady. She was also critical in the banning of child labor in mills and mines.

Preferred Customer October 2, 2012 at 5:31 pm

In other words, she was a Communist.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm

And a Kenyan.

PhilippePetain October 2, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Yeah. It's things like that that make it hard not to get pissed of when friend-of-a-friend hippie/Paultard/losers say that there's nothing a person can do to change anything. I really just want to tell them "well, a whole lot of union folks a hundred years ago were willing to get shot so you could have a few days off, so maybe you should just stop whining." but then that would probably sound like something a republican would say to them, because they're all pussies with smooth brains.

FeloniousMonk October 3, 2012 at 12:20 am

Also a co-founder of the Wobblies, bless their little cotton socks. If anyone here can remove the "citation needed" from this quote on Wikipedia, I'll be grateful forever till Thursday.

when she was denounced on the floor of the United States Senate as the "grandmother of all agitators," she replied "I hope to live long enough to be the great-grandmother of all agitators."

Terry October 3, 2012 at 6:47 am

That is a truly fabulous quote!

starfanglednut October 2, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Right? It's like watching "Frontline."

SayItWithWookies October 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm

What the fuck is a "tape?"

BornInATrailer October 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm

This indicates it is old.

coolhandnuke October 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

I know what it isn't….something that a winning Mitt Romney will never cross come November.

Radiotherapy October 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm

Something a dominatrix uses?

ProgressiveInga October 2, 2012 at 5:34 pm

To cover Drudge's pie-hole.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm

So, someone has finally found Michelle saying "whitey"?

tihond October 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm

To be fair, she was discussing Barack's underwear.

starfanglednut October 2, 2012 at 10:31 pm

fap!

bobbert October 3, 2012 at 12:03 am

Duct tape LIBEL!!!!

finallyhappy October 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm

I'm going to see Looper so I'll have to check back on the new updated BIrth of A Nation when I get home

BloviateMe October 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Warren: feather, not dot.

<yawn>

LesBontemps October 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Bam! Journamalism! Matt Drudge will have his Pulitzer now, please.

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Dick Cheney received the heart of a (healthy) colored?

BaldarTFlagass October 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Do they even make "tape" anymore?

Terry October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Scotch, masking, and duct.

LesBontemps October 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Sounds like the ingredients for, uh, an interesting evening.

UnholyMoses October 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Or as I call it: Friday.

Terry October 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Only if you bring the Wesson oil and a plastic drop cloth.

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Worms … like Drudge.

MissTaken October 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Maybe it's a curious tape worm?

AlterNewt October 2, 2012 at 6:49 pm

..and his friend, "The Man in the Yellow Journalism Hat"

Guppy October 2, 2012 at 7:04 pm

There has to be something to keep circulating.

Crank_Tango October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

That butch hat really makes you look butch, Matt.

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

He's like a real Maverick.

dr_giraud October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Wonder if he has chaps that match the hat?

SayItWithWookies October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

The hat clearly isn't assless, if that's what you're wondering.

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Do they make assful chaps?

Jus_Wonderin October 2, 2012 at 5:07 pm

You would have to pay extra. And, by the hour.

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Y'know, I should have expected that.

bobbert October 3, 2012 at 12:05 am

It is, however, clearly an asshat.

docterry6973 October 2, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Now don't be nasty. I bet Drudge is a simple son of the prairie and has good reason to dress like that. A reason that in no way makes him a pathetic poseur.

Mumbletypeg October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Well Drudge: I hope whatever it is significantly disappoints conservatards if they cannot fling it like poo, and libs if it proves our folly for having paid an ounce of attention more to your sorry ass than it deserves.

plinthic October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"Important tweet" is a phrase I don't use often.

BornInATrailer October 2, 2012 at 5:13 pm

The twit heard 'round the world.

UnholyMoses October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"WHAT could be on this tape that Ghost Andrew Breitbart hasn’t already dropped??? "

Weight?

No, sorry. Brietbart has probably dropped some of that.

Crank_Tango October 2, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Drudge is intimately familiar with racism in both directions.

CheeseBro69 October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

BREAKING: Obama is of the black persuasion.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm

MUST CREDIT DRUDGE REPORT!

Dr_Zoidberg October 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Whoa! What the hell, man?! I hadn't heard that one. Totally changes the election now.

ghblowhard October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Obama's black?

Geminisunmars October 2, 2012 at 6:00 pm

The real story is that he is not. He is just posing as black.

Tom October 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Did he find the tape in Al Capone's vault? Because that would be interesting. To Geraldo.

veritass October 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Drudge Report looks like a serial killer's notebook. Hey Matt, here's a hint: you don't need to put an ellipsis at the end of every sentence.

MissTaken October 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Then how will we know what's important (and what isn't)?

Preferred Customer October 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm

It's just been very heavily edited.

Jukesgrrl October 2, 2012 at 6:02 pm

It's code for "I made up the beginning of the sentence, now you make up the rest."

Negropolis October 2, 2012 at 10:24 pm

On another forum I read there is poster who does that after literally EVERY sentence. It's nothing but a giant paragraph with ellipses at the end of every sentence.

Biel_ze_Bubba October 2, 2012 at 11:40 pm

It's just so hard to actually complete a thought …

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 9:20 am

Maybe he doesn't want to take a stand…

Terry October 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Romney is going to break the news to African-Americans that one of Obama's parents was caucasian and thus they shouldn't vote for him.

ManchuCandidate October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

It's from Blazing Saddles.

Olson Johnson: All right… we'll give some land to the N-words and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish!
[everyone complains]
Olson Johnson: Aw, prairie shit… Everybody!"

BornInATrailer October 2, 2012 at 5:14 pm

You went with "n-word" but stayed with "chinks?"

ManchuCandidate October 2, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Because it's My Word (being Asian and all.)

calliecallie October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Romney-Rice 2012…really, kinda, dontcha wish?

SoBeach October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Is this it? The October Surprise? The game changer? The thing everyone will be talking.abou…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

HRH_Maddie October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I hope the bombshell isn't that Obama's half black. I've had my suspicions for years, but I really hope they aren't confirmed tonight.

Schmannnity October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Not another Drudge sex tape!

SorosBot October 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Ah! Even the though has me blind.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Probably Breitbart in black face fluffing his old boss.

LesBontemps October 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm

In a gimp suit.

BaldarTFlagass October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Maybe he's going to pop "To Kill a Mockingbird" into the Betamax this evening.

emmelemm October 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

CHIFFAROBE!

i_AM_ready October 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

It's Romney screaming at and firing an African American household servant. And the "both directions" part is that George Will says it just shows how far we've come.

MissTaken October 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Michelle Obama with a bowl of neopolitan ice cream, but she only eats the strawberry part. She blatantly ignores the chocolate and vanilla – in both directions!

HarryButtle October 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

Is she naked? Cause I'll pay-per-view for that.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Worse, she swirls it all together and says "Yeah, baby, that is what I want."

Guppy October 2, 2012 at 7:06 pm

Doesn't matter if it's brown or white, she likes the pink in the middle.

Negropolis October 2, 2012 at 10:25 pm

MissTaken, that was hilarious. LOL

Tequila Mockingbird October 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Yawn. It's probably some crayon drawing Barry did in the third grade. I love the smell of eleventh-hour desparation.

Crank_Tango October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

In his defense, it is really hard to get "white" skin right with crayons.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 7:45 pm

That's what the "Flesh" colored crayon is for.

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 4:50 pm

It turns out, Obama and Egg&sup1; are first cousins.

&sup1;Ann Romney, not Eggman Drudge

savethispatient October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Something I've been wondering: why do we call her Egg? Is it because she's delicate and white? Or because she has to be kept in the fridge lest she smell bad?

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Arrested_Dev

Ann Veal
None of the Bluths with the exception of George Michael can remember Ann's name. In the Year Book she is listed as "Not Pictured" under her photograph, although they did print a retraction in the spring supplement.[14][15] Michael disapproves of his son's relationship with Ann and refers to her variously (and always accidentally) as "Bland," "Egg," "Annabel," "Yam," "Plant," "Plain," and "Ann Hog." He once abandons her in Mexico accidentally.[17] Maeby takes pleasure in referring to Ann as "Bland".[18] George Michael tells Maeby that Ann is "not bland" when forced to defend his love interest.[18]

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm

And to flesh it out a little more, Egg came from George Michael explaining to Michael the cute way she would eat a hard boiled egg.

Jukesgrrl October 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Thank you. I didn't get that either.

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 9:22 am

Just another service of Actor212 Enterprises&sup1;

&sup1;A Cayman Islands Corporation

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm

ann as the nose on plain's face.

LesBontemps October 2, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Only interesting if they live in Boynton Beach.

weejee October 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Egg cetera…

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm

'05 tape of Obama singing "Let the Eagle Soar" w/ Ashcroft…

Geminisunmars October 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Now that would put me off him.

pdiddycornchips October 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Finally!!! The infamous Mickey Kaus goat fucking vid is here!!!

Gorillionaire October 2, 2012 at 4:51 pm

I would look at his site tonight to find out but I no longer use Windows 98.

Jukesgrrl October 2, 2012 at 6:06 pm

He can send you an E-mail. Request it at DrudgeReport@aol.com.

Guppy October 2, 2012 at 7:07 pm

My problem is I can't find my copy of Netscape.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Just enter your email editor at the UNIX command line.

Come here a minute October 2, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Racism goes in, racism goes out. You can’t explain that.

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Relax everyone, it's just a video of Obama playing bass guitar.

4TheTurnstiles October 2, 2012 at 5:06 pm

which means… his real father is none other than Larry Graham. POW!

mavenmaven October 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Oh noes! Obama's real father is Bootsie Collins!

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

He's Black. There's bound to be a bass guitar in his basement somewhere!

Chet Kincaid_ October 2, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Again, stay out of my basement!!

Zango Crudmonger October 3, 2012 at 1:43 am

As said by all basement owners, everywhere, at all times.

Callyson October 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Yeah, why do I think this is going to be the right wing's answer to the promises from Julian Assange and Co that a major release of documents indicting the banks would soon be released…unless I missed something, still waiting…

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Current Headline on Drudge: Photo of Obama, captioned "It's A Drag"

OMG! Obama's a drag queen!

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 5:01 pm

PIX OR GTFO.

Seriously.

hawkny October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Drudge is gonna announce that Senator Sleaze, Scott Brown, of Massachusetts, was really born on Atlanta, Georgia, where he learned the Indian chop, first hand, as the wigwam boy for the Atlanta Braves. At 16, he drove his red pick up truck up north, when he moved to the Bay State, and proudly states that he perfected the chop move, all the way up I-95, while waving at 18-wheelers. Unfortunately, he only perfected the left handed version, which explains why he keeps his right hand in his right rear pocket most of the time.

weejee October 2, 2012 at 4:54 pm

A tape of Bamz noting Biden's dark humor? Or Obama Phone Lady II?

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Trix, apparently, its something from 6 years ago.

CAMPAIGN DRAMA: VIDEO MADE 6 YEARS AGO SURFACES ON EVE OF FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE… DEVELOPING TONIGHT…

Lemme think….six years ago would be 2006…Romney was running in 2006, but Obama hadn't announced yet…

Oh, please let Chief Editor Korir be behind this!

Guppy October 2, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Please, a steampunk version of Romney was running in 1896.

Hell, he may have even shot McKinley, all Terminator-like.

emmelemm October 2, 2012 at 8:13 pm

This is seriously an awesome comment.

Guppy October 2, 2012 at 11:36 pm

The jolt of Edison's electric chair seemed to stop the heart of "Leon Czolgosz," but in truth he had no pulse to begin with. His "corpse" later disappeared from the morgue, heading to Mexico, to wait…

actor212 October 3, 2012 at 9:22 am

I'll be BLACK!

Jus_Wonderin October 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm

What, he couldn't use InstaGram?

Blueb4sinrise October 2, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Goddammit!!! I already broke this story this morning…..Barry's REAL father is

Fred McDowell

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Word.

IceCreamEmpress October 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Headline says "racist bombshell" but there are no pix of Victoria Jackson, Janine Turner, or Michelle Malkin.

Thread does not deliver.

BornInATrailer October 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Malkin is a bombshell in the same way I am an Adonis.

IceCreamEmpress October 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm

She's a bombshell for racists. I am equally mystified, though I suspect some variation of the Bugs Bunny Syndrome that makes wingers think Ann Coulter is hawt.

Toomush_Infer October 2, 2012 at 4:57 pm

I don't know – if I see that video of Michelle back in the day, jeans and headband, shouting "Fuck Whitey" again, I'm gonna cum in my pants….

kittensdontlie October 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm

SOLVED!!!

Who is the only black person Dems revile, and Repubs can also with his white wife:

Clarence Thomas!!

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

David Garrard?

ChillBill October 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Matt's profile pic: "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullfucking"

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 5:25 pm

"Indiana Jones and the Crystal Meth Skullfucking"

FTFY

ChillBill October 2, 2012 at 5:29 pm

"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Derp"

Esteev October 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

"Curious" is an odd word choice when wearing a hat like that.

BornInATrailer October 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I wish we knew how to quit him.

CalvinsChoice October 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Could anyone over the age of 13 possibly think those shades and that hat make him look cool?

anniegetyerfun October 2, 2012 at 5:09 pm

There are definitely developers at my office who believe that nothing says "badass" like being a zit-covered, pasty white 25 year-old male wearing a leather duster.

emmelemm October 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Seattle computer nerd libel.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Get back to coding, you.

emmelemm October 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Quit peeking!

I'm on my cigarette break / 19th nervous breakdown.

CthuNHu October 2, 2012 at 6:18 pm

It's almost like he's only trying to impress pre-teen boys…

SorosBot October 2, 2012 at 5:02 pm

He'll reveal that Obama has fathered two black children!

actor212 October 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm

And was born in bed with a naked white woman!

anniegetyerfun October 2, 2012 at 5:10 pm

This is good news for John McCain, who supposedly only fathered one.

Pragmatist2 October 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm

And good news for Strom Thurmond who not only did father a black child, but also could use some good news.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Technically, aren't they Quadroons?

emmelemm October 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm

No, they're Three-Quadroons. 75%-ers, if you will.

Mumbletypeg October 2, 2012 at 5:03 pm

You know who else wanted it "both ways"?

anniegetyerfun October 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Moi?

weejee October 2, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Yer average 'Murican voter?

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm

that security guard Marlo Stanfield had killed?

Mumbletypeg October 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

+1 Wire reference

Radiotherapy October 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

Mitts?

BornInATrailer October 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Allen West?

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Allegedly.

BartStarrland October 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Lucky duck player/manager Frank Robinson?

SorosBot October 2, 2012 at 5:35 pm

The Backstreet Boys? No wait, they only wanted it that way.

TribecaMike October 2, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Walt Whitman? (The author, not the NJ rest area.)

prommie October 2, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Obama campaign mentions that Obama has 99% of the black vote! Thats Raycess!

FakaktaSouth October 2, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Yes and nothing to do with the abject evil racist stupidity of the Republican party whatsoever. God I still love the "How's He Doing" skit from SNL with Maya Rudolph and the whole debate on what it would take for black people not to vote for him, like if he cheated on Michelle –

Host: No, no, no — he is in love… with Ke$ha.
Althea Davis: [ shaking her head] Mmm-mmm! I do not like it, but I am okay with it as long as he does'nt move in with her.
Host: He moves in and they have a joint bank account.
Althea Davis: Oooooh, no! No, no, no! [ she shakes her head ]
Host: Does he still have your vote?
Althea Davis: [ a beat ] He does.

SorosBot October 2, 2012 at 5:39 pm

I think you're off by 1%.

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Chuck Norris: 3/4 Vietnamese.

Generation[redacted] October 2, 2012 at 5:38 pm

And that's the real reason why we lost the war.

Gratuitous World October 2, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Obama eating a Chik-Fil-A with Bill Ayers

OneYieldRegular October 2, 2012 at 5:15 pm

I have a feeling this "bombshell" is going to look a lot like Bibi's UN presentation.

mustangsavvy October 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Matt Drudge is the gunman on the grassy knoll, the missing Jimmy Hoffa and for good measure, the sixth Spice Girl! Drudge Spice, if you please.

Jus_Wonderin October 2, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Tape Dropping (2012)

Romney, deeply immersed in the Utah milk scene, tries to clean up and get out, despite the allure of the tax shelters and influence of friends, which, of course, are corporations.

rickmaci October 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Anyone else think Mutt Droop looks kinda Brokeback styl'n that cowboy hat in his avatar?

Chet Kincaid_ October 2, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Fudged Report now says on his front page:

CAMPAIGN DRAMA: VIDEO MADE 6 YEARS AGO SURFACES ON EVE OF FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE… DEVELOPING TONIGHT…

anniegetyerfun October 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

It had better involve some very graphic blow jobs, or I'm not interested.

weejee October 2, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Brownie doing a good job with Katrina? No, that was 2005 – seven years back. Six years back, six years back??? Got it, Mark Foley blew his Congressional Seat.

Schmannnity October 2, 2012 at 7:07 pm

What are the odds that a tape would "turn up" on the eve of the debate?

coolhandnuke October 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Some grainy old Beta of Obama drinking a White Russian with a black woman in Stalingrad.
Or is it Obama drinking a Black Russian with a white man in Leningrad.

docterry6973 October 2, 2012 at 5:24 pm

This better be good. Of course, when is Drudge ever bad?

Chet Kincaid_ October 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm

TPM must have some inkling, as Josh Marshall just issued a pre-emptive Drudge Strike: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/10/dru

TribecaMike October 2, 2012 at 6:04 pm

That must have been before Drudge stole Don Imus' hat.

Chet Kincaid_ October 2, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Oh Gawd, remember when Imus ruled the mornings of MSNBC? I perversely enjoyed punishing myself with that show, and yet, do not miss it at all. The whole show was based on the shtick of having connected media types sit there and listen to the racist producer's nasty jokes, and daring them to enjoy it. Morning Blowhard doesn't have any entertainment value, just roundtables of dickishness.

TribecaMike October 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm

I only watched that show when Levon Helm was on. Miss ya, Levon.

bobbert October 3, 2012 at 12:13 am

Drink.

M. Bouffant October 3, 2012 at 3:49 am

Yeah, that used to be great. Hell, I used to "tape" it.

Chet Kincaid_ October 3, 2012 at 8:46 am

Fatface Ann Romney could have learned something from Imus about how to write off your horse hobby as a charity.

barto October 2, 2012 at 5:31 pm

Obama hires George Will as a campaign consultant – just so he can fire him later!

Mojopo October 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Let me guess. Sen. Obama at Taste of Chicago rejecting a Mexican burrito in favor of the Muslin falafel.

Preferred Customer October 2, 2012 at 5:39 pm

As of right now, clicking on the Drudge headline takes you directly to a Romney donation page.

mrblifil October 2, 2012 at 5:39 pm

I Am Curious Drudge.

YouBetcha October 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Needs more siren.

Lionel[redacted]Esq October 2, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Just remember: Breitbart was Drudge's fluffer before he broke bad and became a zombie. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know.

CalvinsChoice October 2, 2012 at 5:47 pm

It's a video of the first meeting between Ann Romney and Barack Obama. Although the audio is not of the best quality, it sounds like she asks the president to "bust up a chifferobe".

Preferred Customer October 2, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Oh, god, now it says:

THE ACCENT… THE ANGER… THE ACCUSATIONS…

FOXNEWS TONIGHT: OBAMA'S OTHER RACE SPEECH

Seriously? It is a bombshell because of the "accent?" Which I assume must be a Hawaiian accent, right? Does he keep referring to people as "da kine" and saying "brah?"

Or possibly it's just a really obnoxious Northern Cities Vowel Shift?
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/

Mojopo October 2, 2012 at 6:10 pm

The other race speech – it's what's for dinner.

Generation[redacted] October 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm

We finally get to see the lost episodes of Alfie 'n' Abner?

TribecaMike October 2, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Alas, not one of Jet Li's better efforts.

Schmannnity October 2, 2012 at 7:04 pm

Click on the Drudge headline and it redirects to a donate to Romney site. Seems unbiased to me.

Mittens Howell, III October 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm

Drudge: 6 year old Obama video tape surfaces! You heard it here 3, 741, 426, 697th!!!

Mittens Howell, III October 2, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Coming soon to Drudge: 40 year old Footage of Nixon–"I am not a crook!"

Mittens Howell, III October 2, 2012 at 7:46 pm

In all the 'whitey videotape' excitement, Drudge seems to have missed this new 'tape' of Paul Ryan being a douche bag:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/02/paul-rya

Negropolis October 2, 2012 at 10:12 pm

I think it will be that Obama is found out to have fathered two black children with a black woman from the Southside of Chicago.

DahBoner October 3, 2012 at 6:30 am

""Jimmy Hoffa is NOT buried under a driveway in Detroit"

Nesnora October 3, 2012 at 10:34 am

Ugly racist is ugly.

ttommyunger October 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm

Matt who?

fitley October 4, 2012 at 4:44 am

It's videotape of a seance with Breitbart and Obama's father. Obama's father is calling Breitbart a cracker. At the end of the tape they show Tucker talking into a cardboard tube pretending to be Breitbart and Obama's father.

fitley October 4, 2012 at 4:45 am

The second bombshell is the same one as last night only sped up and backwards.

savethispatient October 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm

"Compiling"

emmelemm October 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Many fists for you.

PhilippePetain October 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm

Can you imagine what history would have been like if that one single act/story hadn't happened? Fucking Mr. Fusion in every home, Arabs and Israelis singing in the streets, Backstreet Boys never happened… I would give an arm to see that parallel universe.

bobbert October 3, 2012 at 12:10 am

Linking.

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