Could it be ... Satan?
Above is an important tweeter that noted journalism maven Matt Drudge loosed upon a bored, Tuesday-before-the-debate-slow-newsday world.

But what, WHAT could be on this tape that Ghost Andrew Breitbart hasn’t already dropped???

The answer, of course, to this Sphinx riddle shit, is “nothing.” Because in order for it to ignite accusations of racism “from both sides,” it would have to be Republicans doing something racist, and Democrats racistly pointing it out. And since Matt Drudge loves Miffed Romney like Peggy Noonan loves gin, this whole thing is some Romney-Rice 2012-level nonsense and Matt Drudge is just as bored as the rest of us.

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