Above is an important tweeter that noted journalism maven Matt Drudge loosed upon a bored, Tuesday-before-the-debate-slow-newsday world.
But what, WHAT could be on this tape that Ghost Andrew Breitbart hasn’t already dropped???
The answer, of course, to this Sphinx riddle shit, is “nothing.” Because in order for it to ignite accusations of racism “from both sides,” it would have to be Republicans doing something racist, and Democrats racistly pointing it out. And since Matt Drudge loves Miffed Romney like Peggy Noonan loves gin, this whole thing is some Romney-Rice 2012-level nonsense and Matt Drudge is just as bored as the rest of us.
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Dude, has Drudge's Hat just cold gotten bigger and bigger through the years or am I crazy? Fedora just ain't cuttin' it anymore.
His head got smaller
His fedora had sex with a top hat and what you see up there is the progeny of that mating.
All hat, no cattle.
Look, it looks hotter on a Grindr profile, what can I say?
His hat expands to match the size of his closet.
It's sort of like a reverse TARDIS.
So it's a RETARDIS?
Maybe his head shrunk
In both directions, eh? WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY negro WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY WHITEY
Ya gots ta do it right, the Richard Pryor way:
HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY HONKY
It's Obama singing I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the Whiteys I see!
Or Tyrone Green, prison poet:
"I hate the day, I hate the night,
I hate white folks because they's white."
They are catching Obama in his Jamaican phase:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-44028970…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn27lIzAHV4
Cracker!
I have a feeling it's a highly edited tape with O'Keefe stink lines emanating from all directions.
If it was that important a tape, he'd have made sure it was released in time for the evening news. As it is, it looks like he's angling for a spot on Hannity.
EDIT: Holy shit I was right! He's going to release it on Hannity!
Dredge knows how to maximize the viewership of said 'racist' 'tape' 'bombshell.'
Do people still read this guy?
Only the assignment editors of major media outlets, and wingnut bloggers.
Otherwise, not so much.
I remember our main editor would have his site up on her computer every day but that was what- the 60's?
Seems like it. And dude hasn't updated his site since then, either.
It really is fucking pathetic how the guy gets so much run, and all because one fubugly broad gave him info about Clinton getting a hummer from some slightly less (but still) fubugly intern.
That's it.
That's the beginning and the end (the alpha and omega, if you will) of what he's contributed to society: being part of the longest, most expensive, and utterly and totally fucking pathetic witch hunts against a sitting President since forever.
Same thing with Fox News, I seem to recall. In the 90's, their numbers were abysmal (Like maybe 60,000-90,000 viewers?) but then Linda Tripp came along and the rest is history. Sad, horrible history.
Yes, back in those innocent days, when congressional prostitution rings and ass-fucking were shocking.
There's a woman in my office who swears by his website.
I told her, one lucky plant twenty years ago is about as accurate as my dead aunt Zelda.
Sadly….
http://mashable.com/2011/08/10/news-traffic-refer…
Here's the money shot:
"News aggregator Drudge Report, which employs two people in addition to founder Matt Drudge, continues to be one of the largest traffic drivers to content sites, according to a study released Wednesday by Outbrain."
From pdiddy's link. Is this comment a Poe? You decide!
"Liberals won’t understand however we Constitutional Conservatives are not surprised by this story. You see the laimstream media portrays us as the minority when in fact the liberals are the minority. We also are no longer the silent majority, we are going to stomp ass every election until we root out all Marxist from both parties!"
Cornpone Idiot Does Not Study Demographics, Story at 11
Oh I'm sure he still rules ABC News' world.
I keep confusing him with Breitbart and thinking that Drudge is the dead one.
I gave up Drudge for lent about five years ago, and have never regretted it once. I only go back on really bad Conservative days to see how they are trying to spin whatever their latest embarrassment is.
The early HuffPo was an obvious liberal counterpoint to Drudge, and opened the floodgates to the notion, "why are we relying on this asshole for all of our leads?!"
Well, whatever it is, it's NOT from MOTHERJONES!
I had a subscription for a while, but I found that I would get so fucking angry when I read it that I was afraid I would stroke out or have a heart attack, so I let the subscription lapse…
I found out recently who the original Mother Jones was. In the early part of the 20th century (could be around 1912, but I may be off by a year or two), the United Mine Workers were trying to organize coal miners in West Virginia and Pennsylvania (including my grandfather). The mining companies would hire "security" who would shoot or otherwise attack any union reps going into the mining camps. Mother Jones, an Irish immigrant in her 80's, would walk up to the camps along the stream beds which were public lands. She used her age and gender to sign up miners for the union, basically daring the mining companies to shoot an old lady. She was also critical in the banning of child labor in mills and mines.
In other words, she was a Communist.
And a Kenyan.
Yeah. It's things like that that make it hard not to get pissed of when friend-of-a-friend hippie/Paultard/losers say that there's nothing a person can do to change anything. I really just want to tell them "well, a whole lot of union folks a hundred years ago were willing to get shot so you could have a few days off, so maybe you should just stop whining." but then that would probably sound like something a republican would say to them, because they're all pussies with smooth brains.
Also a co-founder of the Wobblies, bless their little cotton socks. If anyone here can remove the "citation needed" from this quote on Wikipedia, I'll be grateful
forevertill Thursday.That is a truly fabulous quote!
Right? It's like watching "Frontline."
What the fuck is a "tape?"
This indicates it is old.
I know what it isn't….something that a winning Mitt Romney will never cross come November.
Something a dominatrix uses?
To cover Drudge's pie-hole.
So, someone has finally found Michelle saying "whitey"?
To be fair, she was discussing Barack's underwear.
fap!
Duct tape LIBEL!!!!
I'm going to see Looper so I'll have to check back on the new updated BIrth of A Nation when I get home
Warren: feather, not dot.
<yawn>
Bam! Journamalism! Matt Drudge will have his Pulitzer now, please.
Dick Cheney received the heart of a (healthy) colored?
Do they even make "tape" anymore?
Scotch, masking, and duct.
Sounds like the ingredients for, uh, an interesting evening.
Or as I call it: Friday.
Only if you bring the Wesson oil and a plastic drop cloth.
Worms … like Drudge.
Maybe it's a curious tape worm?
..and his friend, "The Man in the Yellow Journalism Hat"
There has to be something to keep circulating.
That butch hat really makes you look butch, Matt.
He's like a real Maverick.
Wonder if he has chaps that match the hat?
The hat clearly isn't assless, if that's what you're wondering.
Do they make assful chaps?
You would have to pay extra. And, by the hour.
Y'know, I should have expected that.
It is, however, clearly an asshat.
Now don't be nasty. I bet Drudge is a simple son of the prairie and has good reason to dress like that. A reason that in no way makes him a pathetic poseur.
Well Drudge: I hope whatever it is significantly disappoints conservatards if they cannot fling it like poo, and libs if it proves our folly for having paid an ounce of attention more to your sorry ass than it deserves.
"Important tweet" is a phrase I don't use often.
The twit heard 'round the world.
"WHAT could be on this tape that Ghost Andrew Breitbart hasn’t already dropped??? "
Weight?
No, sorry. Brietbart has probably dropped some of that.
Drudge is intimately familiar with racism in both directions.
BREAKING: Obama is of the black persuasion.
MUST CREDIT DRUDGE REPORT!
Whoa! What the hell, man?! I hadn't heard that one. Totally changes the election now.
Obama's black?
The real story is that he is not. He is just posing as black.
Did he find the tape in Al Capone's vault? Because that would be interesting. To Geraldo.
Drudge Report looks like a serial killer's notebook. Hey Matt, here's a hint: you don't need to put an ellipsis at the end of every sentence.
Then how will we know what's important (and what isn't)?
It's just been very heavily edited.
It's code for "I made up the beginning of the sentence, now you make up the rest."
On another forum I read there is poster who does that after literally EVERY sentence. It's nothing but a giant paragraph with ellipses at the end of every sentence.
It's just so hard to actually complete a thought …
Maybe he doesn't want to take a stand…
Romney is going to break the news to African-Americans that one of Obama's parents was caucasian and thus they shouldn't vote for him.
It's from Blazing Saddles.
Olson Johnson: All right… we'll give some land to the N-words and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish!
[everyone complains]
Olson Johnson: Aw, prairie shit… Everybody!"
You went with "n-word" but stayed with "chinks?"
Because it's My Word (being Asian and all.)
Romney-Rice 2012…really, kinda, dontcha wish?
Is this it? The October Surprise? The game changer? The thing everyone will be talking.abou…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I hope the bombshell isn't that Obama's half black. I've had my suspicions for years, but I really hope they aren't confirmed tonight.
Not another Drudge sex tape!
Ah! Even the though has me blind.
Probably Breitbart in black face fluffing his old boss.
In a gimp suit.
Maybe he's going to pop "To Kill a Mockingbird" into the Betamax this evening.
CHIFFAROBE!
It's Romney screaming at and firing an African American household servant. And the "both directions" part is that George Will says it just shows how far we've come.
Michelle Obama with a bowl of neopolitan ice cream, but she only eats the strawberry part. She blatantly ignores the chocolate and vanilla – in both directions!
Is she naked? Cause I'll pay-per-view for that.
Worse, she swirls it all together and says "Yeah, baby, that is what I want."
Doesn't matter if it's brown or white, she likes the pink in the middle.
MissTaken, that was hilarious. LOL
Yawn. It's probably some crayon drawing Barry did in the third grade. I love the smell of eleventh-hour desparation.
In his defense, it is really hard to get "white" skin right with crayons.
That's what the "Flesh" colored crayon is for.
It turns out, Obama and Egg¹ are first cousins.
¹Ann Romney, not Eggman Drudge
Something I've been wondering: why do we call her Egg? Is it because she's delicate and white? Or because she has to be kept in the fridge lest she smell bad?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Arrested_Dev…
And to flesh it out a little more, Egg came from George Michael explaining to Michael the cute way she would eat a hard boiled egg.
Thank you. I didn't get that either.
Just another service of Actor212 Enterprises¹
¹A Cayman Islands Corporation
ann as the nose on plain's face.
Only interesting if they live in Boynton Beach.
Egg cetera…
'05 tape of Obama singing "Let the Eagle Soar" w/ Ashcroft…
Now that would put me off him.
Finally!!! The infamous Mickey Kaus goat fucking vid is here!!!
I would look at his site tonight to find out but I no longer use Windows 98.
He can send you an E-mail. Request it at DrudgeReport@aol.com.
My problem is I can't find my copy of Netscape.
Just enter your email editor at the UNIX command line.
Racism goes in, racism goes out. You can’t explain that.
Relax everyone, it's just a video of Obama playing bass guitar.
which means… his real father is none other than Larry Graham. POW!
Oh noes! Obama's real father is Bootsie Collins!
He's Black. There's bound to be a bass guitar in his basement somewhere!
Again, stay out of my basement!!
As said by all basement owners, everywhere, at all times.
Yeah, why do I think this is going to be the right wing's answer to the promises from Julian Assange and Co that a major release of documents indicting the banks would soon be released…unless I missed something, still waiting…
Current Headline on Drudge: Photo of Obama, captioned "It's A Drag"
OMG! Obama's a drag queen!
PIX OR GTFO.
Seriously.
Drudge is gonna announce that Senator Sleaze, Scott Brown, of Massachusetts, was really born on Atlanta, Georgia, where he learned the Indian chop, first hand, as the wigwam boy for the Atlanta Braves. At 16, he drove his red pick up truck up north, when he moved to the Bay State, and proudly states that he perfected the chop move, all the way up I-95, while waving at 18-wheelers. Unfortunately, he only perfected the left handed version, which explains why he keeps his right hand in his right rear pocket most of the time.
A tape of Bamz noting Biden's dark humor? Or Obama Phone Lady II?
Trix, apparently, its something from 6 years ago.
Lemme think….six years ago would be 2006…Romney was running in 2006, but Obama hadn't announced yet…
Oh, please let Chief Editor Korir be behind this!
Please, a steampunk version of Romney was running in 1896.
Hell, he may have even shot McKinley, all Terminator-like.
This is seriously an awesome comment.
The jolt of Edison's electric chair seemed to stop the heart of "Leon Czolgosz," but in truth he had no pulse to begin with. His "corpse" later disappeared from the morgue, heading to Mexico, to wait…
I'll be BLACK!
What, he couldn't use InstaGram?
Goddammit!!! I already broke this story this morning…..Barry's REAL father is
Fred McDowell
Word.
Headline says "racist bombshell" but there are no pix of Victoria Jackson, Janine Turner, or Michelle Malkin.
Thread does not deliver.
Malkin is a bombshell in the same way I am an Adonis.
She's a bombshell for racists. I am equally mystified, though I suspect some variation of the Bugs Bunny Syndrome that makes wingers think Ann Coulter is hawt.
I don't know – if I see that video of Michelle back in the day, jeans and headband, shouting "Fuck Whitey" again, I'm gonna cum in my pants….
SOLVED!!!
Who is the only black person Dems revile, and Repubs can also with his white wife:
Clarence Thomas!!
David Garrard?
Matt's profile pic: "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullfucking"
"Indiana Jones and the Crystal Meth
Skullfucking"FTFY
"Indiana Jones and the Temple of Derp"
"Curious" is an odd word choice when wearing a hat like that.
I wish we knew how to quit him.
Could anyone over the age of 13 possibly think those shades and that hat make him look cool?
There are definitely developers at my office who believe that nothing says "badass" like being a zit-covered, pasty white 25 year-old male wearing a leather duster.
Seattle computer nerd libel.
Get back to coding, you.
Quit peeking!
I'm on my cigarette break / 19th nervous breakdown.
It's almost like he's only trying to impress pre-teen boys…
He'll reveal that Obama has fathered two black children!
And was born in bed with a naked white woman!
This is good news for John McCain, who supposedly only fathered one.
And good news for Strom Thurmond who not only did father a black child, but also could use some good news.
Technically, aren't they Quadroons?
No, they're Three-Quadroons. 75%-ers, if you will.
You know who else wanted it "both ways"?
Moi?
Yer average 'Murican voter?
that security guard Marlo Stanfield had killed?
+1 Wire reference
Mitts?
Allen West?
Allegedly.
Lucky duck player/manager Frank Robinson?
The Backstreet Boys? No wait, they only wanted it that way.
Walt Whitman? (The author, not the NJ rest area.)
Obama campaign mentions that Obama has 99% of the black vote! Thats Raycess!
Yes and nothing to do with the abject evil racist stupidity of the Republican party whatsoever. God I still love the "How's He Doing" skit from SNL with Maya Rudolph and the whole debate on what it would take for black people not to vote for him, like if he cheated on Michelle –
Host: No, no, no — he is in love… with Ke$ha.
Althea Davis: [ shaking her head] Mmm-mmm! I do not like it, but I am okay with it as long as he does'nt move in with her.
Host: He moves in and they have a joint bank account.
Althea Davis: Oooooh, no! No, no, no! [ she shakes her head ]
Host: Does he still have your vote?
Althea Davis: [ a beat ] He does.
I think you're off by 1%.
Chuck Norris: 3/4 Vietnamese.
And that's the real reason why we lost the war.
Obama eating a Chik-Fil-A with Bill Ayers
I have a feeling this "bombshell" is going to look a lot like Bibi's UN presentation.
Matt Drudge is the gunman on the grassy knoll, the missing Jimmy Hoffa and for good measure, the sixth Spice Girl! Drudge Spice, if you please.
Tape Dropping (2012)
Romney, deeply immersed in the Utah milk scene, tries to clean up and get out, despite the allure of the tax shelters and influence of friends, which, of course, are corporations.
Anyone else think Mutt Droop looks kinda Brokeback styl'n that cowboy hat in his avatar?
Fudged Report now says on his front page:
It had better involve some very graphic blow jobs, or I'm not interested.
Brownie doing a good job with Katrina? No, that was 2005 – seven years back. Six years back, six years back??? Got it, Mark Foley blew his Congressional Seat.
What are the odds that a tape would "turn up" on the eve of the debate?
Some grainy old Beta of Obama drinking a White Russian with a black woman in Stalingrad.
Or is it Obama drinking a Black Russian with a white man in Leningrad.
This better be good. Of course, when is Drudge ever bad?
TPM must have some inkling, as Josh Marshall just issued a pre-emptive Drudge Strike: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/10/dru…
That must have been before Drudge stole Don Imus' hat.
Oh Gawd, remember when Imus ruled the mornings of MSNBC? I perversely enjoyed punishing myself with that show, and yet, do not miss it at all. The whole show was based on the shtick of having connected media types sit there and listen to the racist producer's nasty jokes, and daring them to enjoy it. Morning Blowhard doesn't have any entertainment value, just roundtables of dickishness.
I only watched that show when Levon Helm was on. Miss ya, Levon.
Drink.
Yeah, that used to be great. Hell, I used to "tape" it.
Fatface Ann Romney could have learned something from Imus about how to write off your horse hobby as a charity.
Obama hires George Will as a campaign consultant – just so he can fire him later!
Let me guess. Sen. Obama at Taste of Chicago rejecting a Mexican burrito in favor of the Muslin falafel.
As of right now, clicking on the Drudge headline takes you directly to a Romney donation page.
I Am Curious Drudge.
Needs more siren.
Just remember: Breitbart was Drudge's fluffer before he broke bad and became a zombie. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know.
It's a video of the first meeting between Ann Romney and Barack Obama. Although the audio is not of the best quality, it sounds like she asks the president to "bust up a chifferobe".
Oh, god, now it says:
THE ACCENT… THE ANGER… THE ACCUSATIONS…
FOXNEWS TONIGHT: OBAMA'S OTHER RACE SPEECH
Seriously? It is a bombshell because of the "accent?" Which I assume must be a Hawaiian accent, right? Does he keep referring to people as "da kine" and saying "brah?"
Or possibly it's just a really obnoxious Northern Cities Vowel Shift?
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/…
The other race speech – it's what's for dinner.
We finally get to see the lost episodes of Alfie 'n' Abner?
Alas, not one of Jet Li's better efforts.
Click on the Drudge headline and it redirects to a donate to Romney site. Seems unbiased to me.
Drudge: 6 year old Obama video tape surfaces! You heard it here 3, 741, 426, 697th!!!
Coming soon to Drudge: 40 year old Footage of Nixon–"I am not a crook!"
In all the 'whitey videotape' excitement, Drudge seems to have missed this new 'tape' of Paul Ryan being a douche bag:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/02/paul-rya…
I think it will be that Obama is found out to have fathered two black children with a black woman from the Southside of Chicago.
""Jimmy Hoffa is NOT buried under a driveway in Detroit"
Ugly racist is ugly.
Matt who?
It's videotape of a seance with Breitbart and Obama's father. Obama's father is calling Breitbart a cracker. At the end of the tape they show Tucker talking into a cardboard tube pretending to be Breitbart and Obama's father.
The second bombshell is the same one as last night only sped up and backwards.
"Compiling"
Many fists for you.
Can you imagine what history would have been like if that one single act/story hadn't happened? Fucking Mr. Fusion in every home, Arabs and Israelis singing in the streets, Backstreet Boys never happened… I would give an arm to see that parallel universe.
Linking.
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