We hope you are okay, Amy Wood, wife of Idaho Rep. Fred Wood, since you sustained second-degree burns on your face and hands after your gun room esploded, causing the back patio slab to collapse into the room below.
Why do people in Idaho need whole gun rooms? Probably zombies. (By which, everyone knows, we mean “black people.”)
Here is a weird thing, though. It is Idaho and Fred Wood is a Republican, so we went to his VoteSmart page looking for lots of idiotic votes … but he voted against Idaho bills to prohibit Obamacare? And he voted against allowing pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions? And he voted against urging Congress to repeal contraception coverage? But then he voted to urge Congress to pass a Rights of Conscience Act? Which is like the opposite? Either VoteSmart’s database is alllll kinds of fucked up, or Fred Wood is one of those almost extinct creatures: a Republican who sometimes is sensible but then often also is not? (That part is not so almost-extinct.)
Also, Fred Wood seems to always vote against cutting taxes. How he is still in office (IN IDAHO) is beyond us, but maybe it’s that Second Amendment/Real Murkin cred you get from having a gun room (explode).
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Looks like that pic exploded too! Was it taken at one of the Wonkette drinky things?
Sadly, I recognize that pic just from the knee.
Oops! Someone accidentally posted a pic from their personal 'knee bukkake' stash.
Hey ! Who took the cell phone pic of me at the party at the hotel on Saturday?
LiLo, is that you? You know, I think you need a spa day…
I'd like to see a betting pool regarding how much wax it would take to dehair that guy. I'm thinking about 25 pounds.
Hard to know with that thong cover. Guessing it's moar.
No, that's the latest photo of Riley. He gave up on the manscaping.
Errrrrrrrrrrrr.
Sadly, I recognize the gross "hairy guy in briefs posing with guns" pic just from that exploded portion.
Did you check it against your wall poster version?
It was under the c:\tearful-fap-bank directory.
I'm pretty sure I dated that guy.
Karma anyone?
It's a life-sized calf. So big.
That's not a calf. That's a full grown steer.
This is why everyone should have guns, in case someone's gun room explodes.
I have guns, but not in a gun room. I am therefore completely safe.
When gunrooms explode, only outlaws will have guns.
If he'd had another gun room on his property, he would have been able to defend himself against his other gun room.
Aaah the picture, it's all over the Wonkette, too big!
My "gun room" just exploded too, if you know what I mean…
Did it go off while you were cleaning it? Almond scented body wash will do that, ya know.
Got to watch where you point that thing, you might shoot somebody's eye out.
I suspect Yosemite Sam. Probably had a Acme Bibi bomb.
… Fred Wood is one of those almost extinct creatures: a Republican who sometimes is sensible …
That explains why he has the gun room. Some wingnuts don't take kindly to "treason," as they call it.
My gun exploded too but NOT to THAT picture!
I don't even want to see the rest of whatever that picture is.
I particularly like the Fender knock off with no strings, myself.
Oh, and everyone who complained about the previously mangled pic.. are you really happier now? Really?
No, the doctor is not happy!
UNHAPPY MACNAM. UNHAPPY MACNAM. SYSTAT. UPTIME 9:01
That's Russell Brand before his diet, right?
Russel Brand is sticking it to Katy Perry by posing as an American.
Before yoga, too. These days he can do a proper supta baddha konasana
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY EYES.
Bleach will get the stain out.
Does that guy qualify as a bear? Or are bears supposed to be a lot more attractive? I'm trying to keep up with the times.
He is a bear trying to make up for something…
He's more of a badger, I think.
A honey badger, even. 'Cuz it's painfully evident that he don't give a shit.
I asked him. He said: "I'm whatever you want me to be, baby."
Amen, brother
Thank Christ it's not wearing a wedding ring.
Still available, LAYDEEZ
Are those burn marks on that inner thigh? Or just some chafing from some excessive gun-love?
I don't know which is sexier: the chafing, or the uni-brow.
(I think I just made myself throw up.)
The foldout isn't working.
This is the kind of picture that you fold back up.
Then you shred it and burn the shreds.
Isn't that picture a screen shot from "A Christmas Story" where Santa's elf says "you'll shoot your nuts off, kid?"
Either that or he's holding his penis hostage.
"Gun Rooms R Us' stocks will go through the roof now this story has broken.
Of course they will go through the roof- that's what things do when they're kept in gun rooms…
How'd you guys get into my house?
Congratulations! We haven't had a minus-p here for awhile.
Oh my God my monitor shrank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that what kids are calling it these days?
That's the pic Marcus uses to help him pray away teh gey. Pretty much works every time.
onward Christian soldiers
Yes, only straight men have orgasms over other guys with guns, so if this gets them off, it's their graduation.
I came.
I saw.
I wish.
I daho.
I bet you are…
I didn't
I won't ever again.
That was awfully fast.
Thought that was me for a second, but I don't own any guitars.
How about computer game controllers? Because that's what those 'guitars' are. Nintendo Rock Band or somesuch?
That's his wii controller, in a front holster, then?
Fred Ward played a worm-killing bad ass in Tremors.
Fred Wood is hoping to star in the sequel.
Fred Ward shared an apartment with MrLimeylizzie in San Fransisco in the sixties!, I will ask if it had a gun-room.
That puts you at 3 degrees of Kevin Bacon!
I would have prefered that photograph the old "bigger way". When you couldn't make out what it was.
Gun rooms are so bourgeois. The "cool kids" are building hangers and landing fields for their drone fleets these days.
Caption: Nobody move or the dick gets it.
That's right – I'm going to shoot the dick in the penis
"Hey big boy. Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just…BANG…aaaaaggggghhhhhhhh"
Was the room wearing a hoodie?
Fred Wood is a total donk, but he made some great movies.
Like Plan Nine from Couer d'Alene, such as.
If you have so many guns that you need a whole room for all of them, then you probably have too many fucking guns.
How can you have too many guns? My friends in Idaho think that having at least one of every model of Gun ever made is important. The right gun for the right kill, that's what I always say.
So then by this logic, a bathroom means I'm too clean?
Yes. One sink is plenty.
I don't have all the faucets I want, but I have all the faucets I need.
You figure out the bidet yet?
I have a feeling some of the people who have one of every gun model would agree that one sink constitutes a bathroom. At least that's how it works here in Arizona.
I think the Woods family now has fewer guns than before they got the gun room. Go figure…
You can't explain that!
A gun room is part of most houses in Idaho. In fact, zoning codes require it.
Have you seen any blahs in Idaho? It works.
It's a good thing their bazooka room is on the opposite side of the house.
It's important to keep the gum collection away from explosives.
I saw this scene. It was in Tremors 2, when the worms started attacking the bunker that Reba McIntyre lived in with the dad from Family Ties.
The AP story has a few gems: "Burley Fire Chief"
and the closing line, "The cause of the explosion is not yet known." Maybe it was the room full of explosives?
Somebody farted at dinner.
Everytime a gun room explodes an angel faps himself to sleep.
Real Americans have a back up gun room.
Banana hammocks? Really banana hammocks? There needs to be a law against that dude wearing banana hammocks.
Why Baconz always got to lay on the hate? If I want to walk around the house in a banana hammock singing "Day-O, Me say Day-ay-ay-O" then that is part of what makes me special and you should support my alternative lifestyle.
Just dudes that own more than 3 pistols can't have banana hammocks.
Oh.
*whew*
OK, then. Carry on
"six foot, seven foot, eight foot, punch!"
On the plus side, banana hammocks make concealed carry either difficult or embarrassing.
That's cool and all, I think what Baconz means is there should be a law against *taking pictures* that dude wearing his banana hammock.
Happens sometimes. Rooms just explode.
Natural causes.
My TV room explodes every time Ann Coulter materializes on a program.
"It's 9:00, and time for the penguin on your television to explode."
I just noticed: why does one of his guitars come from Guitar Hero?
Both appear to be vidya game guitars, playing real guitar takes too much time away from Chic-fil-a and gunz.
Really? That's not a Fender knockoff?
I looked close for you (and looking at that photograph is somthing only a true friend would do), and they are both video controlers.
I appreciate the sacrifice. It must have been difficult. Send me the therapist bill.
Dude has to have something to do between bouts of compulsive masturbation.
What guitar?
Perhaps because some of the guns come from Hasbro?
Please stop posting that pic. It causes all sorts of mental dissonance that I don't need. I can handle the great big naked guy in from of the computer. He's not doing the 'come hither' stance that gives me the jibblies all day long.
Guns don't cause gun rooms to explode. People do. Or ammo, maybe.
Or Jesus.
Isn't the gun room where you have circular firing squads? You know, like the ones Mittens' staff is looking to hold on the mourning of October 4th, just
hoursminutes after Willard totally tanks in the debate.so that's what Ted Nugent looks like without the cowboy hat and camos…
Without his man girdle.
I hear he favors Spanx by Smith & Wesson.
oh, dear god! that photo gave me hysterical BLINDNESS.
Lucky.
Do we even want to know what she had stored in that room?
i can't watch! He's about to assassinate his little soldier!
Man, Dave Navarro has really let himself go since his last tour.
Jane's Addiction appears to be Cheetos.
Thought Dave wuz a PRS guy.
USS Iowa Turret #2 Redux? Was the ghey involved in this 'plosion?
Overzealous over-ramming and "supercharged" powder bags, what could go wrong?
Pretty sure the guy in that pic is playing the role of Obama in Mitt Romney's practice debates.
Fuck. I thought that was the actor playing Obama's father in that film clip one thread back
He's having a good year.
He's like the Anton Yelchin of low-budget movies.
Please let the A Beka publishers know that the missing link has been discovered.
I never noticed the bed in that picture before. Twin sized childhood bed in his parent's basement? Definitly never been touched by a woman and Mom changing the sheets doesn't count. (poor mom)
Guns don't kill people, patios do.
Having your gun room explode is to the right what burning down your (medical) grow lab by dropping a lit joint into the fertilizer is to the left.
Happiness is a warm gun…
and hot ammo.
The idea of someone having a gun room capable of that kind of explosion reminds me of when my father first started having signs of Alzheimers and we discovered he was stock-piling dozens of gallons of gasoline in cans in the garage.
At least somebody is taking Republican campaign advice to act more like David Koresh.
I hope this guy shoots his dick off. With the gun.
No! "With votes."
Whenever I see this or the Fat Computer Nakedy Guy pic, I think of Mad TV's 'Lowered Expectations' bit.
Because someone thought this was worthy of capturing in a sexytime way.
Ugh, must go bleach eyes now.
I thought home room explosions were confined to the powder room, but every day's a school day, as they say.
If that guy was in your gun room, you would welcome an explosion…a very large one.
Pool noodle?
But was it a quiet gun room? I'm guessing not.
OT but that Asian betty asking to be undressed links to a website for dating women in China. WTF? Sex trafficking is probably not the kind of thing your readers support so why take their ad dollars?
Fred's wood exploded? Not to that picture it didn't.
Wow, the room really did fucking explode: http://bit.ly/SdMY0q
I hope the guns are ok.
I've been to Idaho. That's the "before" picture.
And people get upset seeing depictions of Mohammed!? Where's this dude's embassy… I need to know right now.
Some scientists say that we share 98% DNA with the apes. Not trying to imply anything. Or maybe I am.
I was just cleaning it and it went off!
That's what she said last night…. badaboom
Gun powder in room, room blows out. You can't explain it.
Is that Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?
People always forget about his role in the later years of Moonlighting, though with that show's drop in quality after Maddie and David slept together I guess that's to be expected.
As hilarious as the purported premise of this story is, I bet the simply truth is that she was just operating a meth lab in her gun room. Occam's razor, people.
BRB – have to go throw up.
Seems like Fred likes to vote "Nay" in repeated efforts to say "No" to a variety of legis–
Seriously, the picture is just goddamn distracting. I mean, a stratocaster knock-off and a game controller for Guitar Hero?! It looks like he's about to commit peniside!
Little known facts: for this gentleman's Christmas card he strikes the same pose, but while wearing a red banana-hammock and has his mom put the Rudulph the Red Nosed Reindeer sheets on the bed. He's a very festive gun owner.
Don't you wish I had the body and body hair of this hunk of a man?
it would help if I needed to take a vow of celibacy at some point.
It's a good reminder to keep policing my body hair and keeping everything nice and trimmed.
English country houses all have gun rooms, along with a library and billiard room and a drawing room and a smoking room. Convenient places for Poirot or Miss Marple to assemble the suspects and unmask the killer. I bet it is just like that in Idaho too, which I am told is very nice.
Oh I know; it was Mrs. Peacock in the library with the candlestick! No wait, it was everybody except Mr. Green, who was really an FBI agent in disguise, and the whole thing was masterminded by Wadsworth the butler who was actually Mr. Boddy himself the whole time.
Mister Basketball with the Glock in the Basement Day Bed!
If only his wife or he were armed at the time of the cowardly room attack they could have held the gun room at bay. It’s not enough to own gun you need to be armed 24-7. Take an AK to bed, shower with a 9mm, bring a rocket launcher to Grandmas for Thanksgiving.
"Honey, I Blew Up the Guns!"
Why the gun room? Tremors.
Naked Hairy Gun Guy never ceases to fill me with a nameless horror and existential dread.
It's not the size of the gun room that matters — it's how you use it.
Or something.
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Or so.
I am secure enough in my manhood to know I can carry that look off. I am just not certain how far I could carry it before breaking down like a school girl and dropping it.
Amy Wood, the wife of state Rep. Fred Wood, was taken by air ambulance to a Utah hospital
They could use more than the ACA in Idaho since they don't have hospitals that treat second degree burns.
Building such facilities costs money. It's cheaper to bill patients for ZOMGWTFBBQ transport instead.
Wonkette staff, could you please post another story, any story, so that this pic isn't at the top ever time I update? I'm getting that not-so-refresh feeling.
Mmmmm, unibrow plus receding hairline, sexxxxxxy. I'd hit that.
The hair on his head is probably migrating to his back.
Everything you wanted to know (but were afraid to ask).
And don't blame me because I'm warning you…there are more pics.
~
Absolutely amazing…
Guy Fawkes is at it again!
Storing the gunpowder keg next to the nitroglycerin is no longer recommended. When the oven timer beeps, bad things can happen.
I can see Idaho out my front window. I need a gun room to protect myself from a mob of angry white men from Hayden. Ok, off to Idaho to buy guns!
I thought Russell Brand was divorced from Katy Perry ( & his guns)? Wadup? Oh, & I thought Russell Brand was on the thin side http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2008-12-23/caption-t…
Party in the front and, uh…
Go ahead. Make my home-remodeling project. Punk.
Mom?
Cretins like this always seem to have black skivvies (don't ask me how I know this). Is it because of the inevitable skid-mark problem? Survey says: YES!
I was ready to hate him, but the pink, 3-pronged dildo got my juices going.
That dude in the picture looks like the missing link between us and the apes.
Ok, first the Allen West story and now this visual that I WILL NEVER GET OUT OF MY HEAD! What kind of sadistic freaks are you people? I may go throw up now.
Ken Layne has really let himself go.
This is exactly how I pictured Neilist.
Ahhh, a step back down memory lane…
When did National Geographic get so edgy?
Things that are seen can not be unseen.
This is why you don't cook meth in the gun room.
Russel Brand has really let himself go.
The cause of the explosion is not yet known. Let me venture a wild guess …
Everyone in Idaho is a Republican, whether they are or not.
The absolute first thing I learned in Gun Safety class was – Never, ever point a gun at your dick and balls!
I ball.
I would like to think that a genuine Strat would walk right out of that picture all on its own.
Hand in hand with the Les Paul. Sometimes pretty much everyone can agree.
I pod.
I'd never seen that verb in the pluperfect subjunctive before.
The beauty of life is that we learn everyday!
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