SECOND AMENDMENT REMEDIES  2:45 pm October 1, 2012

Whoops My Gun Room Exploded

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Live by the gun room, die by the gun roomWe hope you are okay, Amy Wood, wife of Idaho Rep. Fred Wood, since you sustained second-degree burns on your face and hands after your gun room esploded, causing the back patio slab to collapse into the room below.

Why do people in Idaho need whole gun rooms? Probably zombies. (By which, everyone knows, we mean “black people.”)

Here is a weird thing, though. It is Idaho and Fred Wood is a Republican, so we went to his VoteSmart page looking for lots of idiotic votes … but he voted against Idaho bills to prohibit Obamacare? And he voted against allowing pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions? And he voted against urging Congress to repeal contraception coverage? But then he voted to urge Congress to pass a Rights of Conscience Act? Which is like the opposite? Either VoteSmart’s database is alllll kinds of fucked up, or Fred Wood is one of those almost extinct creatures: a Republican who sometimes is sensible but then often also is not? (That part is not so almost-extinct.)

Also, Fred Wood seems to always vote against cutting taxes. How he is still in office (IN IDAHO) is beyond us, but maybe it’s that Second Amendment/Real Murkin cred you get from having a gun room (explode).

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ChillBill October 1, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Looks like that pic exploded too! Was it taken at one of the Wonkette drinky things?

iburl October 1, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Sadly, I recognize that pic just from the knee.

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

Oops! Someone accidentally posted a pic from their personal 'knee bukkake' stash.

rickmaci October 1, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Hey ! Who took the cell phone pic of me at the party at the hotel on Saturday?

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

LiLo, is that you? You know, I think you need a spa day…

PsycWench October 1, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I'd like to see a betting pool regarding how much wax it would take to dehair that guy. I'm thinking about 25 pounds.

rickmaci October 1, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Hard to know with that thong cover. Guessing it's moar.

Terry October 1, 2012 at 3:44 pm

No, that's the latest photo of Riley. He gave up on the manscaping.

Blueb4sinrise October 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Errrrrrrrrrrrr.

BornInATrailer October 1, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Sadly, I recognize the gross "hairy guy in briefs posing with guns" pic just from that exploded portion.

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Did you check it against your wall poster version?

BornInATrailer October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

It was under the c:\tearful-fap-bank directory.

YouBetcha October 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm

I'm pretty sure I dated that guy.

nounverb911 October 1, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Karma anyone?

MissTaken October 1, 2012 at 2:49 pm

It's a life-sized calf. So big.

James Michael Curley October 1, 2012 at 2:56 pm

That's not a calf. That's a full grown steer.

Boojum October 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm

This is why everyone should have guns, in case someone's gun room explodes.

Estproph October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I have guns, but not in a gun room. I am therefore completely safe.

Advn2rgirl October 1, 2012 at 4:32 pm

When gunrooms explode, only outlaws will have guns.

Negropolis October 1, 2012 at 10:36 pm

If he'd had another gun room on his property, he would have been able to defend himself against his other gun room.

SorosBot October 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Aaah the picture, it's all over the Wonkette, too big!

StealthMuslin October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

My "gun room" just exploded too, if you know what I mean…

Barbara_ October 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Did it go off while you were cleaning it? Almond scented body wash will do that, ya know.

rickmaci October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Got to watch where you point that thing, you might shoot somebody's eye out.

EatsBabyDingos October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I suspect Yosemite Sam. Probably had a Acme Bibi bomb.

LastGasp October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

… Fred Wood is one of those almost extinct creatures: a Republican who sometimes is sensible …

That explains why he has the gun room. Some wingnuts don't take kindly to "treason," as they call it.

keepwalkin October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

My gun exploded too but NOT to THAT picture!

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 1, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I don't even want to see the rest of whatever that picture is.

starfanglednut October 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm

I particularly like the Fender knock off with no strings, myself.

BornInATrailer October 1, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Oh, and everyone who complained about the previously mangled pic.. are you really happier now? Really?

keepwalkin October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

No, the doctor is not happy!

UNHAPPY MACNAM. UNHAPPY MACNAM. SYSTAT. UPTIME 9:01

decay500 October 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm

That's Russell Brand before his diet, right?

GregComlish October 1, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Russel Brand is sticking it to Katy Perry by posing as an American.

SoBeach October 1, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Before yoga, too. These days he can do a proper supta baddha konasana

elviouslyqueer October 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY EYES.

rickmaci October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Bleach will get the stain out.

PsycWench October 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Does that guy qualify as a bear? Or are bears supposed to be a lot more attractive? I'm trying to keep up with the times.

Esteev October 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm

He is a bear trying to make up for something…

Boojum October 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm

He's more of a badger, I think.

elviouslyqueer October 1, 2012 at 3:46 pm

A honey badger, even. 'Cuz it's painfully evident that he don't give a shit.

natl_indecency_cmdr October 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm

I asked him. He said: "I'm whatever you want me to be, baby."

viennawoods13 October 1, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Amen, brother

CindynEncinitas October 1, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Thank Christ it's not wearing a wedding ring.

Gleem McShineys October 1, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Still available, LAYDEEZ

skmind October 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm

Are those burn marks on that inner thigh? Or just some chafing from some excessive gun-love?

DemmeFatale October 1, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I don't know which is sexier: the chafing, or the uni-brow.

(I think I just made myself throw up.)

deanbooth October 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm

The foldout isn't working.

PsycWench October 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm

This is the kind of picture that you fold back up.
Then you shred it and burn the shreds.

EatsBabyDingos October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Isn't that picture a screen shot from "A Christmas Story" where Santa's elf says "you'll shoot your nuts off, kid?"

Yellerdawg October 1, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Either that or he's holding his penis hostage.

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm

"Gun Rooms R Us' stocks will go through the roof now this story has broken.

mille derps October 1, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Of course they will go through the roof- that's what things do when they're kept in gun rooms…

Indiepalin October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm

How'd you guys get into my house?

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Congratulations! We haven't had a minus-p here for awhile.

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Oh my God my monitor shrank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mille derps October 1, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Is that what kids are calling it these days?

FlownOver October 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm

That's the pic Marcus uses to help him pray away teh gey. Pretty much works every time.

zippy_w_pinhead October 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

onward Christian soldiers

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Yes, only straight men have orgasms over other guys with guns, so if this gets them off, it's their graduation.

MissTaken October 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I came.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I saw.

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I wish.

Nostrildamus October 1, 2012 at 3:46 pm

I daho.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm

I bet you are…

Dudleydidwrong October 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I didn't

Jus_Wonderin October 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I won't ever again.

Guppy October 1, 2012 at 4:43 pm

That was awfully fast.

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Thought that was me for a second, but I don't own any guitars.

Lascauxcaveman October 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm

How about computer game controllers? Because that's what those 'guitars' are. Nintendo Rock Band or somesuch?

Gleem McShineys October 1, 2012 at 5:58 pm

That's his wii controller, in a front holster, then?

ThankYouJeebus October 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Fred Ward played a worm-killing bad ass in Tremors.
Fred Wood is hoping to star in the sequel.

Limeylizzie October 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Fred Ward shared an apartment with MrLimeylizzie in San Fransisco in the sixties!, I will ask if it had a gun-room.

ThankYouJeebus October 1, 2012 at 3:12 pm

That puts you at 3 degrees of Kevin Bacon!

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I would have prefered that photograph the old "bigger way". When you couldn't make out what it was.

johnnyzhivago October 1, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Gun rooms are so bourgeois. The "cool kids" are building hangers and landing fields for their drone fleets these days.

fatbob54 October 1, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Caption: Nobody move or the dick gets it.

YasserArraFeck October 1, 2012 at 3:02 pm

That's right – I'm going to shoot the dick in the penis

nonbeliever7 October 1, 2012 at 3:25 pm

"Hey big boy. Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just…BANG…aaaaaggggghhhhhhhh"

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Was the room wearing a hoodie?

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Fred Wood is a total donk, but he made some great movies.

FlownOver October 1, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Like Plan Nine from Couer d'Alene, such as.

SorosBot October 1, 2012 at 2:57 pm

If you have so many guns that you need a whole room for all of them, then you probably have too many fucking guns.

CommieDad October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

How can you have too many guns? My friends in Idaho think that having at least one of every model of Gun ever made is important. The right gun for the right kill, that's what I always say.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm

So then by this logic, a bathroom means I'm too clean?

Boojum October 1, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Yes. One sink is plenty.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I don't have all the faucets I want, but I have all the faucets I need.

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm

You figure out the bidet yet?

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I have a feeling some of the people who have one of every gun model would agree that one sink constitutes a bathroom. At least that's how it works here in Arizona.

mille derps October 1, 2012 at 3:39 pm

I think the Woods family now has fewer guns than before they got the gun room. Go figure…

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:42 pm

You can't explain that!

CommieDad October 1, 2012 at 2:57 pm

A gun room is part of most houses in Idaho. In fact, zoning codes require it.

RedneckMuslin October 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Have you seen any blahs in Idaho? It works.

SayItWithWookies October 1, 2012 at 2:57 pm

It's a good thing their bazooka room is on the opposite side of the house.

UW8316154 October 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

It's important to keep the gum collection away from explosives.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I saw this scene. It was in Tremors 2, when the worms started attacking the bunker that Reba McIntyre lived in with the dad from Family Ties.

delaney_blom October 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

The AP story has a few gems: "Burley Fire Chief"

and the closing line, "The cause of the explosion is not yet known." Maybe it was the room full of explosives?

Boojum October 1, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Somebody farted at dinner.

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Everytime a gun room explodes an angel faps himself to sleep.

sudsmckenzie October 1, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Real Americans have a back up gun room.

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Banana hammocks? Really banana hammocks? There needs to be a law against that dude wearing banana hammocks.

GregComlish October 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Why Baconz always got to lay on the hate? If I want to walk around the house in a banana hammock singing "Day-O, Me say Day-ay-ay-O" then that is part of what makes me special and you should support my alternative lifestyle.

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Just dudes that own more than 3 pistols can't have banana hammocks.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Oh.

*whew*

OK, then. Carry on

GregComlish October 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm

"six foot, seven foot, eight foot, punch!"

BoatOfVelociraptors October 1, 2012 at 6:42 pm

On the plus side, banana hammocks make concealed carry either difficult or embarrassing.

UW8316154 October 1, 2012 at 3:23 pm

That's cool and all, I think what Baconz means is there should be a law against *taking pictures* that dude wearing his banana hammock.

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Happens sometimes. Rooms just explode.

Boojum October 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Natural causes.

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2012 at 4:02 pm

My TV room explodes every time Ann Coulter materializes on a program.

MosesInvests October 1, 2012 at 6:35 pm

"It's 9:00, and time for the penguin on your television to explode."

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I just noticed: why does one of his guitars come from Guitar Hero?

CrunchyKnee October 1, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Both appear to be vidya game guitars, playing real guitar takes too much time away from Chic-fil-a and gunz.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Really? That's not a Fender knockoff?

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 3:14 pm

I looked close for you (and looking at that photograph is somthing only a true friend would do), and they are both video controlers.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm

I appreciate the sacrifice. It must have been difficult. Send me the therapist bill.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Dude has to have something to do between bouts of compulsive masturbation.

Monsieur_Grumpe October 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

What guitar?

Gleem McShineys October 1, 2012 at 6:05 pm

Perhaps because some of the guns come from Hasbro?

Pat_Pending October 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Please stop posting that pic. It causes all sorts of mental dissonance that I don't need. I can handle the great big naked guy in from of the computer. He's not doing the 'come hither' stance that gives me the jibblies all day long.

calliecallie October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Guns don't cause gun rooms to explode. People do. Or ammo, maybe.

Boojum October 1, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Or Jesus.

weejee October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Isn't the gun room where you have circular firing squads? You know, like the ones Mittens' staff is looking to hold on the mourning of October 4th, just hours minutes after Willard totally tanks in the debate.

zippy_w_pinhead October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

so that's what Ted Nugent looks like without the cowboy hat and camos…

LibrarianX October 1, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Without his man girdle.

Jukesgrrl October 1, 2012 at 4:04 pm

I hear he favors Spanx by Smith & Wesson.

LibrarianX October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

oh, dear god! that photo gave me hysterical BLINDNESS.

Incitefully_Joe October 1, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Lucky.

rickmaci October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Do we even want to know what she had stored in that room?

SpiderCrab October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

i can't watch! He's about to assassinate his little soldier!

imissopus October 1, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Man, Dave Navarro has really let himself go since his last tour.

BornInATrailer October 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Jane's Addiction appears to be Cheetos.

weejee October 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Thought Dave wuz a PRS guy.

schvitzatura October 1, 2012 at 3:02 pm

USS Iowa Turret #2 Redux? Was the ghey involved in this 'plosion?

Overzealous over-ramming and "supercharged" powder bags, what could go wrong?

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Pretty sure the guy in that pic is playing the role of Obama in Mitt Romney's practice debates.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Fuck. I thought that was the actor playing Obama's father in that film clip one thread back

Mittens Howell, III October 1, 2012 at 3:29 pm

He's having a good year.

actor212 October 1, 2012 at 3:35 pm

He's like the Anton Yelchin of low-budget movies.

PsycWench October 1, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Please let the A Beka publishers know that the missing link has been discovered.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 1, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I never noticed the bed in that picture before. Twin sized childhood bed in his parent's basement? Definitly never been touched by a woman and Mom changing the sheets doesn't count. (poor mom)

mavenmaven October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Guns don't kill people, patios do.

CommieDad October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Having your gun room explode is to the right what burning down your (medical) grow lab by dropping a lit joint into the fertilizer is to the left.

zippy_w_pinhead October 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Happiness is a warm gun…

kittensdontlie October 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm

and hot ammo.

randcoolcatdaddy October 1, 2012 at 3:07 pm

The idea of someone having a gun room capable of that kind of explosion reminds me of when my father first started having signs of Alzheimers and we discovered he was stock-piling dozens of gallons of gasoline in cans in the garage.

Come here a minute October 1, 2012 at 3:08 pm

At least somebody is taking Republican campaign advice to act more like David Koresh.

BigSkullF*ckingDog October 1, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I hope this guy shoots his dick off. With the gun.

natl_indecency_cmdr October 1, 2012 at 5:59 pm

No! "With votes."

HELisforHEL October 1, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Whenever I see this or the Fat Computer Nakedy Guy pic, I think of Mad TV's 'Lowered Expectations' bit.
Because someone thought this was worthy of capturing in a sexytime way.

Ugh, must go bleach eyes now.

barto October 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I thought home room explosions were confined to the powder room, but every day's a school day, as they say.

kittensdontlie October 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm

If that guy was in your gun room, you would welcome an explosion…a very large one.

DemmeFatale October 1, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Pool noodle?

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

But was it a quiet gun room? I'm guessing not.

pdiddycornchips October 1, 2012 at 3:10 pm

OT but that Asian betty asking to be undressed links to a website for dating women in China. WTF? Sex trafficking is probably not the kind of thing your readers support so why take their ad dollars?

Dudleydidwrong October 1, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Fred's wood exploded? Not to that picture it didn't.

CommieDad October 1, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Wow, the room really did fucking explode: http://bit.ly/SdMY0q

I hope the guns are ok.

Nostrildamus October 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I've been to Idaho. That's the "before" picture.

Beach_Bubba_Tex October 1, 2012 at 3:14 pm

And people get upset seeing depictions of Mohammed!? Where's this dude's embassy… I need to know right now.

Gumboz1953 October 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Some scientists say that we share 98% DNA with the apes. Not trying to imply anything. Or maybe I am.

Esteev October 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

I was just cleaning it and it went off!

viennawoods13 October 1, 2012 at 4:29 pm

That's what she said last night…. badaboom

Baconzgood October 1, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Gun powder in room, room blows out. You can't explain it.

Peckerwood_Pete October 1, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Is that Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?

SorosBot October 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm

People always forget about his role in the later years of Moonlighting, though with that show's drop in quality after Maddie and David slept together I guess that's to be expected.

GregComlish October 1, 2012 at 3:20 pm

As hilarious as the purported premise of this story is, I bet the simply truth is that she was just operating a meth lab in her gun room. Occam's razor, people.

MozakiBlocks October 1, 2012 at 3:21 pm

BRB – have to go throw up.

KeepFnThatChicken October 1, 2012 at 3:25 pm

Seems like Fred likes to vote "Nay" in repeated efforts to say "No" to a variety of legis–

Seriously, the picture is just goddamn distracting. I mean, a stratocaster knock-off and a game controller for Guitar Hero?! It looks like he's about to commit peniside!

MissTaken October 1, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Little known facts: for this gentleman's Christmas card he strikes the same pose, but while wearing a red banana-hammock and has his mom put the Rudulph the Red Nosed Reindeer sheets on the bed. He's a very festive gun owner.

SorosBot October 1, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Don't you wish I had the body and body hair of this hunk of a man?

MissTaken October 1, 2012 at 3:47 pm

it would help if I needed to take a vow of celibacy at some point.

SorosBot October 1, 2012 at 3:48 pm

It's a good reminder to keep policing my body hair and keeping everything nice and trimmed.

docterry6973 October 1, 2012 at 3:34 pm

English country houses all have gun rooms, along with a library and billiard room and a drawing room and a smoking room. Convenient places for Poirot or Miss Marple to assemble the suspects and unmask the killer. I bet it is just like that in Idaho too, which I am told is very nice.

SorosBot October 1, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Oh I know; it was Mrs. Peacock in the library with the candlestick! No wait, it was everybody except Mr. Green, who was really an FBI agent in disguise, and the whole thing was masterminded by Wadsworth the butler who was actually Mr. Boddy himself the whole time.

Gleem McShineys October 1, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Mister Basketball with the Glock in the Basement Day Bed!

Goonemeritus October 1, 2012 at 3:34 pm

If only his wife or he were armed at the time of the cowardly room attack they could have held the gun room at bay. It’s not enough to own gun you need to be armed 24-7. Take an AK to bed, shower with a 9mm, bring a rocket launcher to Grandmas for Thanksgiving.

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2012 at 3:34 pm

"Honey, I Blew Up the Guns!"

ChrisM2011 October 1, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Why the gun room? Tremors.

Hammiepants October 1, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Naked Hairy Gun Guy never ceases to fill me with a nameless horror and existential dread.

MonkeyMotion October 1, 2012 at 3:46 pm

It's not the size of the gun room that matters — it's how you use it.
Or something.

Barrelhse October 1, 2012 at 3:49 pm

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Or so.

Jus_Wonderin October 1, 2012 at 3:50 pm

I am secure enough in my manhood to know I can carry that look off. I am just not certain how far I could carry it before breaking down like a school girl and dropping it.

Chow Yun Flat October 1, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Amy Wood, the wife of state Rep. Fred Wood, was taken by air ambulance to a Utah hospital

They could use more than the ACA in Idaho since they don't have hospitals that treat second degree burns.

Guppy October 1, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Building such facilities costs money. It's cheaper to bill patients for ZOMGWTFBBQ transport instead.

BornInATrailer October 1, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Wonkette staff, could you please post another story, any story, so that this pic isn't at the top ever time I update? I'm getting that not-so-refresh feeling.

YouBetcha October 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Mmmmm, unibrow plus receding hairline, sexxxxxxy. I'd hit that.

BaldarTFlagass October 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm

The hair on his head is probably migrating to his back.

ifthethunderdontgetya October 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Everything you wanted to know (but were afraid to ask).

And don't blame me because I'm warning you…there are more pics.
~

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 1, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Absolutely amazing…

Naked_Bunny October 1, 2012 at 4:24 pm

The cause of the explosion is not yet known.

Guy Fawkes is at it again!

owhatever October 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Storing the gunpowder keg next to the nitroglycerin is no longer recommended. When the oven timer beeps, bad things can happen.

CommieDad October 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I can see Idaho out my front window. I need a gun room to protect myself from a mob of angry white men from Hayden. Ok, off to Idaho to buy guns!

Serfville October 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm

I thought Russell Brand was divorced from Katy Perry ( & his guns)? Wadup? Oh, & I thought Russell Brand was on the thin side http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2008-12-23/caption-t

CindynEncinitas October 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Party in the front and, uh…

DahBoner October 1, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Go ahead. Make my home-remodeling project. Punk.

mrblifil October 1, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Mom?

ttommyunger October 1, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Cretins like this always seem to have black skivvies (don't ask me how I know this). Is it because of the inevitable skid-mark problem? Survey says: YES!

monthlykos October 1, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I was ready to hate him, but the pink, 3-pronged dildo got my juices going.

Isyaignert October 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm

That dude in the picture looks like the missing link between us and the apes.

Living in Joy October 1, 2012 at 5:16 pm

Ok, first the Allen West story and now this visual that I WILL NEVER GET OUT OF MY HEAD! What kind of sadistic freaks are you people? I may go throw up now.

littlebigdaddy October 1, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Ken Layne has really let himself go.

Gleem McShineys October 1, 2012 at 6:22 pm

This is exactly how I pictured Neilist.

Bonzos_Bed_Time October 1, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Ahhh, a step back down memory lane…

LibrarianX October 1, 2012 at 7:53 pm

When did National Geographic get so edgy?

Negropolis October 1, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Things that are seen can not be unseen.

Negropolis October 1, 2012 at 10:42 pm

This is why you don't cook meth in the gun room.

tigernole October 2, 2012 at 12:36 pm

Russel Brand has really let himself go.

BZ1 October 2, 2012 at 12:43 pm

The cause of the explosion is not yet known. Let me venture a wild guess …

Caelan Aegana October 3, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Everyone in Idaho is a Republican, whether they are or not.

outragedcitizen October 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm

The absolute first thing I learned in Gun Safety class was – Never, ever point a gun at your dick and balls!

Nostrildamus October 1, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I ball.

AlterNewt October 1, 2012 at 4:20 pm

I would like to think that a genuine Strat would walk right out of that picture all on its own.

FlownOver October 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm

Hand in hand with the Les Paul. Sometimes pretty much everyone can agree.

Negropolis October 1, 2012 at 10:38 pm

I pod.

Nostrildamus October 2, 2012 at 11:54 am

I'd never seen that verb in the pluperfect subjunctive before.

Negropolis October 2, 2012 at 9:36 pm

The beauty of life is that we learn everyday!

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