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Think spraying Silly String is a victimless crime? WRONG. First, it is environmentally terrible. Second, well there is no second. It is sort of victimless, now that we think about it. Unless you are at Philly’s Puerto Rican Day Parade, in which case you will cold get chased down and punched in the face by a ginormous cop. So now there is a victim after all!

Let us hear it for the Philly PD, who are obviously all well-trained in conflict management and patience and not punching people in the face for getting a little wild with children’s party favors. We hate to think what dude would have done if she’d been all up in his grill with a kazoo.


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