Former CEO of Merrill Lynch Has Some Very Pressing Questions About His Executive Pay

by Kris E. Benson

John Thain, interior decorator and CEOIt’s 2008, and some of the Brightest Minds in the nation have gathered at our nation’s capital order to prevent global economic collapse. The bankers arrive, and they immediately begin asking what they can do to help the country’s homeowners, many of whom will soon find themselves facing foreclosure. Ha! Ha! Ha! No, stupid, they did not ask about the homeowners, their first question (literally) was something along the lines of “Whatever happens here, I’ll still be getting lots of money, right?”

Sheila Bair, former chair of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., … was in the room when the major bailout decisions were made, and she was one of the few pushing for real accountability from Wall Street and real protection of homeowners…[On CurrentTV], she told an amazing vignette.

The infamous TARP funds were being discussed with the CEOs of the major banks, and they were all called to Washington for the critical meeting with the Treasury secretary. The financial world was literally teetering on the brink of disaster, and the first question asked by John Thain, the CEO of Merrill Lynch, was not about how the system could be saved, the economy preserved, the integrity of the banks upheld.

No. He asked if his compensation was going to be cut. This is the guy who spent more than $1 million putting new carpets in his office, paid for by shareholders—and then by taxpayers.

Well to be FAIR, the new carpet he put in his office was only $87,000; most of the money went to pay the interior decorator, Michael Smith, who charged an $800,000 fee for his decoration expertise. (Note: we are in the wrong business.)

But don’t worry about poor John Thain. After Merill Lynch was sold to Bank of America as part of the bailout, Thain headed over to the CIT Group Inc, which had received $2.3 billion dollars from TARP in December of 2008. There, he was given a pay package of $500,000 in cash, $2.5 million of restricted CIT stock with a holding period of one year, and $3 million in stock restricted for three years. This compensation was deemed appropriate by a “pay czar,” who pointed out that the inclusion of so much stock would act as an incentive for Thain to perform well. And after THAT Thain was honored at a “Father of the Year” gala for bankers by a bunch of nonprofits. So he’s doing just FINE, don’t you worry about him! Surely the years following 2008 have been just as kind to You People?

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glasspusher September 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Greedy banker is greedy.

Texan_Bulldog September 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Leave him alone–at least he's a job creator in the carpet industry. Wow, let them eat cake, indeed.

EatsBabyDingos September 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Yes, but if he is Mormon, he better not lick that carpet.

freakishlywrong September 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Let them munch carpet?

Radiotherapy September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I wonder if the cake matches the carpet.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:33 pm

I find your comment strangely easy to masturbate to.

NellCote71 September 28, 2012 at 2:42 pm

As long as they are cakes we like.

glasspusher September 28, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Hey, I know the Titanic is sinking, and it's my fault, but first things first, where's my lifeboat?

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Oh there were plenty of lifeboats for the first class passengers, just none for the peons; and according to our nation's CEO class that was just the way things should be.

glasspusher September 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Oh, yeah. My kid had “Titanic on the brain” a few years back and I learned all about it. Did you know the 4th stack on the boat was a vent? No smoke coming out of that one. If you were in 3rd class you were seriously screwed. The survival rate of passengers was pretty much directly correlated to how much you paid for your ticket. Classy.

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Plus the sinking of the ship made Billy Zane turn from just being kind of an asshole to full-on mustache-twirling Evil, even though that made no sense character wise, and argh don't get me started on how much the main plot sucked. But all the background bits once the ship started going down were awesome (as were Winslett's bare tits).

Generation[redacted] September 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm

What? If I had sat through that movie I could have seen her tits? If I'd known that…

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Boys, boys–ever heard of a body double? There's a Brian di Palma movie by that name that explains exactly how it's done.

glasspusher September 28, 2012 at 2:08 pm

I didn't have much interest in the movie (again, my(at the time) prepubescent kid was the Titanic nut), and I've yet to see the scene where Ms. Winslett's tits are bare. I have caught her in other flicks (so to speak).

noodlesalad September 28, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Not fair – in the cruise industry, when you pull that shit, you get put in jail (see that Italian skipper).

ibwilliamsi September 28, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Only because he was blatant about it.

glasspusher September 28, 2012 at 2:08 pm

Now if they could only apply the same rules to the financial industry, we'd be making progress!

Generation[redacted] September 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm

And can you please fill my lifeboat with all the gold and silver it can carry before I get in?

bumfug September 28, 2012 at 1:24 pm

"Pay Czar" reasoning – "See, if you give him a giant shitload of money right after he's fucked everything up, that's incentive to do real, real good next time".

BornInATrailer September 28, 2012 at 1:24 pm

How are we supposed to comment under the new no death or rape wish guidelines?

Callyson September 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Tag every remark with the "with votes!" qualifier. On, in this case, "with investment dollars!"

freakishlywrong September 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

OOOPs…

Baconzgood September 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

I always preface it with "under the old rules I would have said…". It seems to fly under the radar.

ibwilliamsi September 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Wah? Is "butt hurt" still ok?

mrblifil September 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Just make sure you enfold your death/rape wish within a feminist critique, with appropriate deference to current advances in our understanding of gender paradigms and contemporary power hierarchies.

mrpuma2u September 28, 2012 at 3:12 pm

You could wish he gets shingles??? Voter shingles, of course.

BornInATrailer September 28, 2012 at 3:27 pm

It's a little strange you said that, seeing as I am just getting over a case.

Callyson September 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Christ, I wish we *were* engaging in some class warfare…

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

We are. We're on the losing side, however. Big Money is going all in with Romney, and has hedged its bets w/Barry too. No way to lose!

Geminisunmars September 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm

We are. With votes. Or does that only work here?

docterry6973 September 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I'm happy that the big lug landed on his feet. I was really worried about him.

Jus_Wonderin September 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

(Note: we are in the wrong business.)

No shit. Damn. Let's all start Wonkette Designs!

Baconzgood September 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I see in this area a nice table for your boxed wine and alotta butt secks pornography.

elviouslyqueer September 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Boxed wine and buttsecks? Two great things that go good together.*

*SFW, totally.

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm

These kind of stories make me regret not having pledged a fraternity. Those dudes have so much fun!

elviouslyqueer September 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Dude's father is so, so very proud of his son too. "The police didn't prove that my son's frat brothers shoved a vodka-soaked tampon up my son's ass. And besides that, he won the Tour de Franzia, dammit!"

/wipes away manly tear and pounds chest, manfully

Callyson September 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm

Let's go for the real money: Wonkette Capital, LLC

What? We're at least as qualified as the assholes currently running Wall Street…

Jus_Wonderin September 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

That is a great idea. We can buy up tired snark, pump it full of vim and vigor, then harvest the rewards in a selloff (or outsource it to China).

Geminisunmars September 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm

I don't know. Used snark is hard to get repumped. I've found.

Toomush_Infer September 28, 2012 at 3:53 pm

Here's the deal – we get Wonkette to put a blanket copyright on all our snark – then sue John Stewart….!

Generation[redacted] September 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Carpet goes on the floor. That will be $800,000 please.

Gleem McShineys September 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Well, that's exactly how John Thain earns his living.

"Money goes in my account. KTHXBYE"

CleverSobriquet September 28, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Wonkette Designs Savings and Loan.

NellCote71 September 28, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Wonkette Designs, Savings and Loans, and Mortgage Company. One-stop shopping.

glasspusher September 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I'm glad I can't see his nails in that picture, don't want to know how good a manicure he has.

freakishlywrong September 28, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Given that rending this asshat in four pieces by strapping his appendages to thoroughbreds is too kind for this dickweed; I think I'd rather see him live a long, long life in abject and hopeless poverty. With his memory intact.

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 2:02 pm

No, he should have the dignity a job. Car washes are a good place for a person starting out. Or how about defusing IEDs in Afghanistan? That's a useful service.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:34 pm

I suppose we could strap his appendages to Rafalca, but they'd probably both enjoy it too much.

Schmannnity September 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Hey, they were worried about jobs before it was cool.

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Glad to hear he's doing okay; I've been kind of worried.

ibwilliamsi September 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm

So true. I don't think we've heard much about him and his friends lately. I hope they're getting out – of the country.

Abernathy September 28, 2012 at 1:26 pm

He probably really needed those new carpets, guys. Imagine how much santorum gets spilled on the floor when you fuck the dog every damn day.

SayItWithWookies September 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I am not worried about John Thain and his precious, precious greed, thank you very much. And apropos of nothing, I'm putting the finishing touches on my skullfucking machine, the Booth-O-Matic 3000, this weekend.

ThundercatHo September 28, 2012 at 3:44 pm

You're in Richmond, right? Cuz I know a guy there named Booth who could use a good skullfucking.

SayItWithWookies September 28, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Probably not the same guy, as I named mine after my euphemism for the act, which was named after John Wilkes Booth, for grossness.

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm

"No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while.
And I like to dive around in my money like a porpoise.
And burrow through it like a gopher…
And toss it up, and let it hit me on the head."

CalvinsChoice September 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Dude probably has a car elevator, but I'll bet $10,000 he doesn't have any dancing horses.

GunToting[Redacted] September 28, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Fucker made the US Taxpayer dance to his tune.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm

I'll pick out your carpet for $800,000. Hell, I'll pick lice out of your carpet for $800,000.

Jus_Wonderin September 28, 2012 at 1:35 pm

By carpet, you mean, carpet, right?

Esteev September 28, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I'll take care of the drapes.

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Maybe we should be getting into the guillotine business…

ibwilliamsi September 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I can knit and watch. Crafty!

Monsieur_Grumpe September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

I'm more of a trebuchet kind of guy. Active volcanoes make good targets.

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm

A good old-fashioned defenestration works well too; we can get into window repair to follow up on that.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Torches 'N' Pitchforks "R" Us

weejee September 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I know this is a silly question, but has anyone at Treasury been called on the 'carpet' over this? Could we perhaps give Bibi the green light on Iran, iffin' he has Mossad do a little job on some Connecticut gazillionaires?

PuckStopsHere September 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm

I don't care how much they make as long as they aren't forced to pay more than 13% in incomes taxes because, tryanny.

sudsmckenzie September 28, 2012 at 1:29 pm

It's common knowledge, you cant create jobs with terrible carpeting.

Abernathy September 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm

At those prices, no wonder Mormons don't munch carpet.

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Sez who?

oenspiek September 28, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Heck, if it cost me that much, I wouldn't, either.

Goonemeritus September 28, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I think this situation could be easily solved if we would just turn oversight of this industry over to the Mexican drug cartels. I think this would both improve accountability and serve as a more attainable moral role-model for bankers to work towards.

EatsBabyDingos September 28, 2012 at 1:31 pm

This is what you get when you don't elect Basil Marceaux.

FlownOver September 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm

.com, if you please.

Baconzgood September 28, 2012 at 1:31 pm

"Hey, the docking fees for my yachts don't pay for themselves and do you know how much it costs to get into a country club that's still segregated these days? Forget about it"

-John Thain-

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Even Augusta National starting letting in non-white men twenty years ago, and people with vaginas two months ago. They are putting down the white man (by not putting down the non-white and non-men)!

BornInATrailer September 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm

One would think that, having deployed your golden parachute, proper etiquette would dictate not dropping trou and evacuating on the plebes below.

One would be wrong.

YouBetcha September 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm

His sad, sad plight brings a tear to my eye.

FlownOver September 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Of Cawdor, I'm guessing.

walterhwhite September 28, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Macbeth had much better values.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Lady Macbeth had better values.

bitchincamaro2 September 28, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Thane also pioneered the practice of charging the families of their state executed loved ones, for the cost of the bullets. True story.

Ducksworthy September 28, 2012 at 1:35 pm

How much of this ill gotten loot did Rawmoney receive to assure their continued access to our wallets?

Not_So_Much September 28, 2012 at 1:35 pm

I got a carpet from my now-defunct employer when they RIFd us in 2009. But now I call it my "roof", so it probably hasn't held its original double-digit value.

gullywompr September 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm

REM needs to get back together to write more songs about these bastards.

Callyson September 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I'll settle for a remake of "Kill the Poor."

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:53 pm

"Arm the Poor" would be another nice option.

Hammiepants September 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Wow, and the 47% are a bunch of greedy entitlement whores for wanting things like "housing" and "food". Parasites.

coolhandnuke September 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Considering how Thain and his ilk fucked us over pretty good… the rapes do match the carpets.

gullywompr September 28, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Nicely done. <golf clap>

coolhandnuke September 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Isn't "golf clap" what Tiger Woods has?

sewollef September 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Wait a second.

Kris, I believe you forgot to mention:
a "mahogany pedestal table" for $25,000; a "19th Century Credenza" in Thain's office for $68,000; a sofa for $15,000; four pairs of curtains for $28,000; a pair of guest chairs for $87,000; a "George IV Desk" for $18,000; six wall sconces for $2,700; six chairs in his private dining room for $37,000; a mirror in his private dining room for $5,000; a chandelier in the private dining room for $13,000; fabric for a "Roman Shade" for $11,000; a "custom coffee table" for $16,000; something called a "commode on legs" for $35,000; a "Regency Chairs" for $24,000; "40 yards of fabric for wall panels," for $5,000 and a "parchment waste can" for $1,400." Daily Beast

Johnny knows style people. And when he spends money he gets the best deal possible. Except the 'celebrity' interior decorator who stung him/us for $800k…. when the same guy redecorated The White House for the Obamas for $100,000.

But Thain isn't suffering too much since he has an apartment at 740 Park Avenue, Manhattan and his 10-acre mansion in Rye, NY to keep him company. Or put another way, he's still a cocksucker, but a very rich one.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:38 pm

"a mirror in his private dining room for $5,000"

I thought vampires didn't cast a reflection.

GlowneyHouse September 28, 2012 at 3:00 pm

I fear the "commode on legs" was a hooker providing "special services."

shelwood46 September 28, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Man, he really cheaped out on those wall sconces. Those can't possibly be made of adamantium.

deanbooth September 28, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Parchment is skin. The cheapest item, too.

Boojum September 28, 2012 at 6:28 pm

So, it wasn't real poor people.

noodlesalad September 28, 2012 at 1:39 pm

We're never going to convince these people to take responsibility for their lives.

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I just wish they didn't have any responsibility over mine.

ChernobylSoup September 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Win.

noodlesalad September 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm

I'm pretty sure you could parody the 47% video and substitute the 1% and it would be perfect – and actually true.

There are 1 percent of the people who will vote for Romney no matter what. All right, there are 1 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government bailouts, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to plastic surgery tax deductions, to fois gras, to housing default swaps, to you-name-it — that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for Romney no matter what. … These are people who pay no income tax. … [M]y job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for anything other than money.

sbj1964 September 28, 2012 at 1:40 pm

The bankers have been passing the American people around like a $10.00 whore in a biker bar.

MacRaith September 28, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Hey, that rug really tied the room together.

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Me, I'd like to hire a big Chinaman to go over and piss on that carpet.

Peckerwood_Pete September 28, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Asking a banker to help a homeowner is like asking Ted Bundy to pick your daughters up from shcool…

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I'm really surprised that he looks like he does in that picture; I'd have figured he'd look more like this guy.

ManchuCandidate September 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm

I'm not surprised. About a decade ago, my former employer lost 19 billion in one quarter (write offs) and we had a general information session about it. The first question was from a jagoff (director) who asked if we were still getting our bonuses. I was among the many who snorted and laughed.

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Well, I'm sure the CEO got his bonus.

ManchuCandidate September 28, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Nope. The PR nightmare would have been so bad so our, uh, "honorable" CEO surrendered his bonus.

HarryButtle September 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Look at that, you lazy poorz! Look how easy it was for this job creator to find work…don't tell ME there aren't any good jobs out there. Get off the dole and take some responsibility for your own life!

Schmannnity September 28, 2012 at 1:48 pm

I did not know that food stamps came in $100,000.00 denominations.

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Nice carpet. I like the way they weaved the gold thread in with the sinews of dead orphans.

elviouslyqueer September 28, 2012 at 1:50 pm

This compensation was deemed appropriate by a “pay czar,” who pointed out that the inclusion of so much stock would act as an incentive for Thain to perform well.

I would like so very much to punch these people repeatedly, with razor sharp, salt-encrusted brass knuckles votes, squarely in the dick. And then subject them to a nice, soothing sulfuric acid enema. For starters.

elviouslyqueer September 28, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Also, in a perfect world, that picture of Thain would be immediately followed by this.

schvitzatura September 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Or this…only with votes.

UnholyMoses September 28, 2012 at 1:53 pm

So if we give bankers a ton of money, they'll just work even harder.

But if we give Teh Poorz more money, they'll just be even lazier leeches than they already are.

Fucking logic—how does it work?

Boojum September 28, 2012 at 6:31 pm

Exactly. GOP economics, in a nutshell.

x111e7thst September 28, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Definition of DECIMATE: to select by lot and kill every tenth man of
(pour encourager les autres) as the cheese eating surrender monkeys would say

magic_titty September 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm

I don't mean to be 'that guy', but wasn't this reported in Too Big to Fail by Andrew Ross Sorkin, in 2009?

John Thain is still a dick though, so, yeah.

Exhausted66 September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

This may be a case of Kris E. Benson just telling us this inelegantly.

barto September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Christ, what's it gonna cost us when he decides to redecorate his car elevator?

mavenmaven September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

He also bought "…something called a "commode on legs" for $35,000; a "Regency Chairs" for $24,000; "40 yards of fabric for wall panels," for $5,000 and a "parchment waste can" for $1,400…"

I think it is fair to say Thain is a "commode on legs".

PubOption September 28, 2012 at 2:15 pm

And he's full of it.

Mittaplasia September 28, 2012 at 4:17 pm

…or the colonel of the urinal?

LibertyLover September 28, 2012 at 1:59 pm

But buying carpets is stimulating the economy… and since the Koch Brothers also sell carpets, they get the money. See? America belongs to Koch.

mrblifil September 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I remember that motherfucker. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm coming for him.

Radiotherapy September 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm

Thain/Gingrich '16

actor212 September 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm

John Thain can suck my motherfucking (literally, I have a kid) dick…but not until I catch monkey pox.

YouBetcha September 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm

Also, I would hit that. I'd expect a pair of Louboutins and two roundtrip first class tickets to Moorea with a fully paid-for bungalow. And a per diem.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 6:12 pm

Louboutins, shit.

I want a round trip to Florence so I can hit a few of the shops where they custom design and make your shoes by hand.

Esteev September 28, 2012 at 2:02 pm

So Thane was partly responsibly for the shady banking practices that fuct the economy, and got paid handsomely for it. And CIT Group hired him. And middle class families were forced out of their homes. And people will vote for Mitt Romney. Be back, gonna go bang my head against the wall for a few hours.

KeepFnThatChicken September 28, 2012 at 2:05 pm

"Father of the Year". Not to be all non-sequitur-y and stuff, but he got this award from the banking industry. Seems a more suitable award for, say, porn actors.

Toomush_Infer September 28, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Yeah, that's been chafing at my little consciousness, too – did they give it to him because he found some blind trusty thing that made sure that seven generations of Thains will never pay taxes?…

BaldarTFlagass September 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm

I wonder what kind of effective tax rate he had to pay on that compensation package.

decentcitizen September 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Rob a bank with a gun -get 20 years. Rob the taxpayer with pen-how about another five million dollars…

Antispandex September 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm

One simply does not ask questions of this kind! It is impolite, and people of proper breeding just simply don't do it! Money is so….vulgar, for a subject of conversation. However, we ARE keeping OURS, are we not?

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm

This is probably the place to note that Thain took CIT in the dumper too.

"Years after the meltdown, CIT is a different story. To begin with, the Federal Reserve has it on some double-secret probation watch list, because it was bailed out with more than $2 billion of government TARP money, filed for bankruptcy and then stiffed the American taxpayer."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/charles-gasparino/j

johnnyzhivago September 28, 2012 at 2:09 pm

I budgeted $950,000 for the carpet in my office, but I ended up spending $32.21

comrad_darkness September 28, 2012 at 2:19 pm

But, but, they need all that compensation to make up for all the risks they take.

Toomush_Infer September 28, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Hey, carpet color choices are iffy…

thejazzmonger September 28, 2012 at 2:21 pm

"most of the money went to pay the interior decorator, Michael Smith, who charged an $800,000 fee for his decoration expertise."

Maybe the big fee is because Smith is the kind of decorator who knows how to really press his point home.

MosesInvests September 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Needz moar tumbrils.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm

That man has Rumer Willis/Paula Cole head.

Radiotherapy September 28, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Tess, I don't know what's better your Carpet Diem quip or the Paul Cole reference.

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 6:14 pm

The sonuvabitch looks like a catcher's mitt.

Radiotherapy September 28, 2012 at 6:37 pm

I can't imagine who the pitcher would be….ewww.

BartStarrland September 28, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Lavish CEO pay doesn't work as intended

Though this study implies if you already know the drill within a particular industry, it's not quite as big a waste.

Blueb4sinrise September 28, 2012 at 2:33 pm

Bank of America pays $2.4bn to settle Merrill Lynch lawsuit

"Bank of America denies the allegations and is entering into this settlement to eliminate the uncertainties, burden and expense of further protracted litigation…"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19760897

[is this inked above somewhere and I missed it?]

tessiee September 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Carpet diem.

Nostrildamus September 28, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Guppy September 28, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I give it a week before Scott Walker retracts his anti-scab stance.

pdiddycornchips September 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm

"…..All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them."

Mitt Romney

I"ll only add fuck off you overpaid douchebags. All of you. If we had a real representative democracy, people like Thain would be barred from the banking business or in jail. They sure as shit wouldn't be collecting huge sums of money from the very businesses they ran into the ground. These so called geniuses destroyed the financial system. People believe it's all better now, bullshit, it's still fucked. These fuckers sold trillions of dollars worth of default insurance and made hundreds of millions doing so. They have convinced the government that they are so important the world would come to an end if not for them. Again, bullshit. The banking system is broken and it won't get fixed until we find a way to clear out their liabilities which btw measure in the hundreds of trillions. What we need is an event that causes a tsunami of bond defaults and renders the banks insolvent. Yes, many people like John Thain would lose much of their net worth as the value of their holdings in stocks or securities craters but once the initial shock subsided, fresh money would pick through the wreckage, buy up the parts of the banks that were profitable, and restart the financial system with new people and less toxic liabilities.
We didn't do this in '08 but we should have.

vodkamuppet September 28, 2012 at 3:45 pm

How is it possible that these people haven't been rounded up and slaughtered in the streets yet? I mean like serious, medieval ripping out their intestines and choking them with their own guts gruesome brutal shit in front of crowds of tens of thousands. It's amazing to me that this hasn't happened yet.

Blunderthing September 28, 2012 at 6:29 pm

It's all about sucking the right dick at the right time. Be a whore, or be poor.

MinAgain September 28, 2012 at 6:44 pm

What a complete tool. No, I take that back. A tool would at least be useful.

fuflans September 28, 2012 at 7:05 pm

ahhh, so this is 'the quiet room".

Negropolis September 29, 2012 at 3:24 am

Maybe my bloodlust is getting to best of me, but I want to see an actual class war. You know, where we essentially threaten them with the cold, hard truth that it is they who are the expendable ones, so they better fucking straighten up and fly right. Or left.

squirmisher September 29, 2012 at 6:17 am

Yes the carpet cost $900k, but more importantly: Did it really tie the room together man?

ttommyunger September 29, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Sheila Bair/Elizabeth Warren: I would vote for either of them for the top of the Ticket any day.

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Yes, and they are two of the best things about the movie. And yet it got a PG-13 rating.

SorosBot September 28, 2012 at 2:06 pm

According to interviews with Winslet, that was all her, though she feels embarrassed by it now:
http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2012/03/28/kate-winsl

Lot_49 September 28, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Yes yes, and high-price actors always do their own stunts, at least when talking to the media.But it could be. She's an amazing actress in any case.

Willardbot9000_V2.5 September 28, 2012 at 8:17 pm

she bares themz tits often if I'm not mistaken…it's not like Halle Berry who waited for years to go starkers…but when she did it made that shitty Swordfish movie totally worth it. The one my pervert brain keeps waiting for is Scarlett Johansen…but she keeps saying it won't ever happen. Plus, I think Sofia Vergara is likely never going to bare her maraccas on camera…anyway.

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