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Scott Brown Warns Elizabeth Warren To Stop Her Racist Tomahawk-Chopping And War Whoops

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Massachusetts Senator (and former “nice guy”) Scott Brown does not condone his top staffers war-whooping and tomahawk-chopping like a bunch of vulgar Atlanta fans, and so he has given them “their one and only warning.” He means it this time, or they will get a time out! He has such strong feelings about this that in lieu of apologizing, as Cherokee Nation leader Bill John Baker demanded, he is “encouraging both sides to act with respect.” Elizabeth Warren, when will you stop being so terrible and racist to Scott Brown, and start acting with respect?

From Politico:

“Senator Brown has spoken to his entire staff – including the individuals involved in this unacceptable behavior – and issued them their one and only warning that this type of conduct will not be tolerated,” Brown spokeswoman Alleigh Marre said in a statement. “As we enter the final stretch of this campaign, emotions are running high, and while Senator Brown can’t control everyone, he is encouraging both sides to act with respect. He regrets that members of his staff did not live up to the high standards that the people of Massachusetts expect and deserve.”

Of course, that’s a spokeswoman. The only thing Scott Brown has said on the matter to date remains:

“It is certainly something that I don’t condone. The real offense is that (Warren) said she was white and then checked the box saying she is Native American, and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure.”

[Politico]

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  • RaflcaFlkaFlame

    GO TO YOUR ROOM, ELIZABETH.

    • bobbert

      GO TO MY ROOM, ELIZABETH!!

      • glasspusher

        COME IN MY ROOM, ELIZABETH!!

    • Boojum

      Rachel Maddow tweeted about Wonkette!

      "Story of Scott Brown staff mocking Native Americans is now so over-the-top, only Wonkette can do it justice: is.gd/a3cDBc"

      • RaflcaFlkaFlame

        Rachel read our comments? :)

        • Boojum

          Every single one, I'm sure. Which makes me happy.

          I love Rachel Maddow, with the pure and unadulterated love of a thousand Golden Retriever puppies.

      • Negropolis

        Rachel makes me feel so tangentially famous when she references us.

  • IncenseDebate

    It's because he's Brown.

  • Indiepalin

    This is the issue Brown's running on? He's in worse trouble than Romney.

    • miss_grundy

      I'm coming late to this party but is there any chance we can scalp Scotty…with votes.

  • no_gravity

    he is encouraging both sides to act with respect

    Did I miss where Warren had a bunch of naked men posing in front of Brown's office.

    • Antispandex

      Yeah, BOTH sides are the problem. The thugs he sends out to do this crap, and the thugs he doesn't send out. Oh, and the press who pretends not to notice…so, three sides really. A triangle of bullshit.

    • valgal2342

      I'd actually like to see that.

      • Fare la Volpe

        You ain't the only one. Perv Lens Activate!

      • Negropolis

        Even if all of them were from Mississippi? Hengh?

  • le petit mort

    A Seminole moment in this campaign.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

      Honestly, I think Brown campaign's remarks and behaviors have put them up a Creek.

      • Boredw/Gravitas

        So Sioux him.

        • JudasPeckerwood

          Damn!

        • BloviateMe

          I really think Huron to something there.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Inuit! Someone would be bringing lawyers into this!

      • JudasPeckerwood

        If I were Warren, I'd Sioux.

      • Doktor Zoom

        The next debate should be a great Shoshone 'nuff

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          I invite you all to Comanche.

          • Doktor Zoom

            When it comes to accuracy, he's got Apache record at best.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            And even then, he relies on Carib notes.

            Say, we should take this discussion to the Algonquin!

          • Doktor Zoom

            Just when you think he can't embarrass himself any mohican!

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Well, he's just a fraud, a scoundrel…

            A chinook….

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

            This is great news for Hopi.

          • gullywompr

            These puns are unBEARable!

            No? Wrong segue? All right then, sorry.

          • Doktor Zoom

            Well, Brown's more of an "otter" from what I hear…

            Here in Idaho, our own governor is a Butch Otter.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Hope he slips on a tanana peel

            Of votes

          • gullywompr

            She is? You otter recall that rugmuncher!

          • Doktor Zoom

            It's like Laura Keitlinger's Irish boyfriend says: "You are the otter of your own fat."

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Abalone!

          • Doktor Zoom

            We don't go in for that here. Republicans are the party of the shellfish, after all.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            What the hake, it was worth it.

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

            Whan he loses in November the people of Massachusetts will have Spokane.

          • Geminisunmars

            We'll Seattle 'bout that.

      • http://wonkette.com/ FlownOver

        Waiting for the11/7 headline:

        Massachusetts Kanza Senator

        or maybe :

        Cree At Last, Cree At Last!

      • ckinsobe

        He should Kissimmee my ass.

    • rickmaci

      It was simply a problem of few misguided Ute.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Ute?

        • FakaktaSouth

          Everything I know about the Ute Indians, i learned on fucking South Park. We're all Cherokeed up down here.

        • MosesInvests

          Sorry, your Honor. YOOOTHS.

          • glasspusher

            Vinnie?

      • mille derps

        Those crazy Ute, today- not respecting their tribal elders… They have no Inca-ling how to behave…

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          One day, they'll regret that and live their lives in Missouri.

          • Doktor Zoom

            I don't know how Aztec so much of these puns.

          • gullywompr

            I tried to join in, but I don't think any of Mayan are as good as the others.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Toltec the truth, I've been struggling to come up with mine

          • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

            Honestly, I'm resorting to some pretty Olmec-terial myself here.

    • coolhandnuke

      A campaign trail of tears.

    • Boredw/Gravitas

      He just needs a little of that Obama Hopi & Change.

    • Poindexter718

      It would be a nice gesture to Cherokee to his truck with Prof. Warren.

    • HarryButtle

      I Hopi stops acting like an idiot.

    • teebob2000

      She needs to stop Illini-ing about her heritage.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        It makes me Squamish when she does that.

        • Doktor Zoom

          Brown's just looking for a squaw deal.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            So he's trying to Hatteras?

          • Negropolis

            Hatteras? I barely knew her!

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        A certain nameless former Big Ten mascot weeps.

    • chascates

      That Mandan is acting like a Caddo! He should be forced to eat Crow, take a hit of Mescalero, or drink some of that Kickapoo joy juice.

      Want some Modoc?

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Can't.

        Nantucket.

      • sewollef

        Please, please stop! I canarsie stand it anymore.

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          So you think we Chippewa at your equilibrium, do you?

          • le petit mort

            Wow 29 replies (and counting) to my post. I'm gonna Choctaw it up to a slow day at the office.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Kiowa whole day off for ya?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      She got the wafer at Massachussett, and then downed the cup of wine and is absolved of her gaffe.

    • valgal2342

      Pawnee, but that doesn't sound like an apology to me.

    • Doktor Zoom

      I'm just glad that Brown's popularity in the polls hit a Pequot the summer and has declined since then.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        His chances really Sooke.

    • BloviateMe

      Does the best pun Winnebago parting gifts?

    • Esteev

      All that's keeping this campaign together is a Wishram and a prayer.

      • rickmaci

        Time for a little national anthem? "Osage can you see…"

        • glasspusher

          One, two, Oswego…

    • unclejeems

      Brown's wife reminds me of this Chickasaw, Cheyenne Romney. Anasazi! Excuse me. Anyway, Elizabeth Warren, Yurok!

    • Negropolis

      Why I Ottawa..Huron out, you better start being more respectful of your Elders. It's Ojibwe of the highway, buddy!

  • Schmannnity

    So when a Cairo embassy flack makes an uncleared statement, it's Obama's fault, but some Brown shits are not his responsibility?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      In fairness, Brown hit the right notes in that instance.

    • teebob2000

      Very good, you're catching on!

    • sewollef

      Brown shits. I like that….

  • ProgressiveInga

    The Butthurt Party: Ginni Thomas/Scotty Brown 2016!

  • FakaktaSouth

    tomahawk-chopping like a bunch of vulgar Atlanta fans

    Oh my god I am such a fan of vulgarity in Atlanta. But fuck baseball.

    • bobbert

      Nice edit.

      • FakaktaSouth

        Sometimes I say things even sluttier than I meant to.

    • rickmaci

      I like vulgar, especially in my women. What I hate is stupid, like those asshats in the asshats. I mean, what is with the backwards golf caps? So 1990's frat rat.

      • FakaktaSouth

        I hate baseball caps on grown men on a personal level now days and I have a kid who plays "travel-ball" which is of the devil. But I likes me some vulgar and I am definitely a woman and Atlanta really can be so much fun.

        • prommie

          But it is such a refined and elegant vulgarity the way you wear it.

        • prommie

          And besides, this word vulgar, I am gonna have to go Inigo Montoya on you. I think there's a better word than that.

          • FakaktaSouth

            Hm, well, I was trying to stick to the theme, but yeah, there are better words. Helpful? Well situated? Has a good airport? I don't know, vulgar sounds funner and close to what I DO like and it does TOO mean what I think it means.

          • Boojum

            And it's so CLOSE to Alabama!

          • FakaktaSouth

            Four hours, baby! WOO HOO!

          • Boojum

            You know, I have a birthday coming up. I can't imagine anything better than Wonketteers coming to town…sure, not on my actual birthday (Saturday), but soon after!

          • FakaktaSouth

            That sounds like a fun plan! Do let us know!

          • Boojum

            Will do.

          • Nothingisamiss

            If I'm in town (I may soon be in San Francisco for a few months…of all happy places) I am there!

        • rickmaci

          LOL, Scarlet. Feel the same way about cowboy hats and boots on men who are not within 5 miles of a cow, horse or line dance bar. (I can't tell you how many team hats my Mom had piled away in closets when I left for college. She only kept one, from my first Little League team.)

  • EatsBabyDingos

    The real offense was my girlfriend slamming her face into my closed fist, Judge.

    What a fragrant turdblossom.

  • littlebigdaddy

    He's been at the firewater again.

  • IceCreamEmpress

    Wharfargbl. It's like Scott Brown is taking away every white girl's right to claim that she's 1/16th Cherokee Princess and/or descended from Pocahontas!

    I love Warren, but I do think she was an idiot for relying on family lore to claim Native ancestry. That said, what else is she supposed to do other than what she's done about it? Build a time machine and go back to undo the claim?

    Scott Brown's other attack strategy, that she represented an asbestos company, got (or so I heard) sharp reprimands from the RNC folks because, hey, we're on the side of the asbestos companies, doofus!

    • sullivanst

      Given the context in which she claimed Native ancestry, it was not in any way inappropriate for her to do so on a genuinely held, if undocumented, belief at that time (the 80s and 90s). Demands for documentation are either ignorant of, or counting on the audience's ignorance of, the history of tribal enrollment vs. ancestry vs. eligibility for citizenship of the Federally recognized tribes, which is complex, to say the least. Just the fact that she's from Oklahoma should be enough to satisfy any reasonable person of the likelihood she has some Native blood.

      The asbestos stuff is just standard Rovian smears, with about as much honest representation of the facts as you'd expect (none at all). Brown's just another lying goober sleazeball.

      • IceCreamEmpress

        I love Warren! But her stories about this make no sense. It's not even a question of "documentation" (I am definitely aware that the Dawes Rolls and other Cherokee genealogical resources are very spotty, and that the process for awarding tribal affiliation is convoluted and hit-or-miss, unsurprisingly given the lack of resources both presently and historically)—she doesn't have specific ancestors whom she believes to have been Native, and her statements about it have been pretty nonsensical ("high cheekbones"? Really?)

        The people I knew at Harvard in the 1980s who self-identified as Native grew up on the rez and/or were active in tribal politics, and they were skeptical at best of people who claimed Native ancestry on the basis of family legend about unnamed ancestors.

        • Bezoar

          Now I'm wondering if my parents were lying to me about my great-grandmother Anna Nelson being from Norway.

        • sullivanst

          she doesn't have specific ancestors whom she believes to have been Native

          Not true.

    • Negropolis

      Everybody claims native ancestry, and most of us do it without documentation. You honestly don't know how common this is?

  • Callyson

    one and only warning that this type of conduct will not be tolerated

    Yeah, when I try that with my dogs, they laugh and keep it up until I separate them from whatever they are chewing on. Can't imagine the centerfold's dawgs will be any different.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      All he's basically said is "Guys! Not until just before the election, K?"

  • An Asexual Ungulate

    I know I hate when people who I'm attacking on the basis of their apparent race make my underlings act like racist assholes. Stop it Elizabeth Warren. It's unprofessional to make those people be terrible like that.

  • Dudleydidwrong

    They're playing "cowboys and Indians" in Massachusetts. Scott Brown may be a "nice guy" (former, at least) but Elizabeth Warren wears the white hat.

    • Geminisunmars

      But he wears the White's mantle.

    • glasspusher

      If that's all she's wearing, I'm cool with that…

  • rocktonsam

    if Brownie hurts a hair on Lizzie's HAWT little head, oh I swear I'll something.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    "It's something I don't condone. Other things I don't condone are naked pictures of men in magazines, except mine, male models doing Jordache commercials, except mine, and shaving facial hair, except mine. "

  • BloviateMe

    I feel his pain. I reprimanded a co-worker for flagrantly being black in the workplace, and he was hostile about it! So irritating.

    • Esteev

      Gosh…those some people.

    • Nothingisamiss

      I hope he apologized!

    • Negropolis

      The nerve! All up in there existing and shit like he's a legitimately employed human being or something! What a snob with his blackness!

  • Not_So_Much

    He's just pissy because he has to wear stupid clothes all the time now.

  • BornInATrailer

    Has someone already said Scott's Cherokee name would be Screws The Pooch? No?

    • gullywompr

      Fuck the Dog.

      It's a thing.

    • Geminisunmars

      That's a strange name for a Jeep.

    • jessicanaomiblog

      I wanted to THUMBS up your comment over & over but Wonkette won't let me – best comment so far

  • MacRaith

    But both sides do it, because Scott Brown isn't Native American either. Or something like that.

  • Callyson

    Where is Wilma Mankiller when we need her?

    (Yeah, yeah, with votes!)

  • SexySmurf

    Speaking of Taxachusettes dipshits, here's a bunch of Republicans talking about what a shitty governor Mittens was. He used to make his staff walk around with fake earpieces pretending they were Secret Service agents.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I wonder if they carried guns that said "REPLICA" on the side, also.

    • mbobier

      Lord Mittens, King of the velvet rope!

    • deliman4

      We lost the title of Taxachusetts after Mitt came in The proper name is now Feeachusetts to you!!

  • Baconzgood

    NEEDZ MOAR CIGAR STORE INJUN.

    • emmelemm

      "How."

      • bobbert

        Me know how. Want know when.

  • MissTaken

    Well done Scott. Every adult knows that 'I know you are but what am I?' trumps facts everyday.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Yeah, I remember when General Sheridan told both sides to stop distributing smallpox-laced blankets.

    • sullivanst

      Well played, Sir, well played.

    • oenspiek

      Kindly old Ben Franklin is supposed to have suggested that little gem.

      He was never mean or ornery, he was swell.

    • ThankYouJeebus

      Those women and children at Wounded Knee shouldn't have rudely jumped in front of the Cavalry's guns.

  • Goonemeritus

    Why the hell is this race so close, it’s in Massachusetts after all? Even if you like Brown (and I don’t) or you dislike Warren I can’t believe that liberal a state would risk turning the senate over to a Republican majority.

    • IceCreamEmpress

      Scott Brown has a pickup truck and his daughter was on American Idol. Also, he's a dude.

      That gives him lots of traction outside of the metro Boston area. Elizabeth Warren is a lady and a Harvard professor and looks like that teacher who gave you a D- in seventh grade that one time. This gives her negative traction outside of the metro Boston area.

      I still think/hope Warren will win on Bammerz's coattails; everybody, even the Republicans in Massachusetts, hates Mittens and hopefully the Republicans will stay the fuck home.

    • SexySmurf

      It's because the Democratic Party (who suck at the same corporate tit as the Republicans) keep punching her in the boob.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    So I take it both sides will compromise here — Scott Brown's people won't make war whoops and those stupid, stupid, tomahawk gestures and Elizabeth Warren's people won't keep insisting on pointing out his campaign's boorish behavior.

  • teebob2000

    His full quote was: "…and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure. Paleface — as you can see, just look at her — squaw heap dishonest.”

    And he danced away from the podium singing, "Daaaaaa, da da-duh-duh-duuuuuuh…"

  • Antispandex

    "…he is encouraging both sides to act with respect."

    This is CLASSIC! Your thugs get a bunch of negative press, so you encourage the other side to act more responsibly. What a tool.

    • bikerlaureate

      "Stop hitting yourself, Liz.

      Stop hitting yourself."

  • OneYieldRegular

    Is Scott Brown even aware of who makes up 90% of Playgirl's "readership"?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Parakeets?

    • Geminisunmars

      Consumer fraud experts?

    • SexySmurf

      Gay guys?

    • gullywompr

      My mom several decades ago "as a joke"?

      • Fare la Volpe

        The things she did that night with the pulsing shower head were pretty funny.

        • gullywompr

          She laughed so hard she cried.

  • gullywompr

    Let me be the first to say – Congratulations on your win, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).

  • barto

    I think Scott Brown should be commended for his gallantry and chivalry in single-handedly leveling the playing field between a white male of privilege and a woman with a checker-boxed past.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "Brown spokeswoman Alleigh Marre"

    Someone clearing their throat?

    • Boojum

      Some one garbling their name for hope of future employment.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    what has brown done for YOU lately.

    • gullywompr

      Handed a Senate seat back to the Democrats.

  • x111e7thst

    Warren is so totally racist against (shirtless) Scott Brown and his owners in the banking sector.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    I thought I was sick of Scott Brown months ago–amazing how contempt for him can continue to grow.

    Total asshole.

  • Ruhe

    Their "one and only warning"? Who gets or gives warnings in situations like this? You'd presume that for the candidates, running a successful campaign is pretty damned important right? I'm thinking that in an analogous business situation there would be no "warning" but rather there would be Tump-like "you're fired, get out." Is it possible that by "warning" his staffers Brown is doing some very tricky, double-secret, dog-whistling?

  • magic_titty

    Is this one of those 'if you weren't black I wouldn't call you the n-word so don't get mad it's your fault' deals?

    I love those.

    • IceCreamEmpress

      Nah, because she isn't actually Native as far as she can tell. Someone in her family just told her she was and she believed them.

      • Negropolis

        Are you Native American? Because you seem curiously determined to tell others that she's not. I mean, this is like the fourth posts I've seen of yours in this thread where you keep bringing this shit up.

  • sullivanst

    What a Masshole.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    oh and please tell me this tool is losing?

    • mille derps

      This tool is a born loser.

      Close enough?

  • comrad_darkness

    How do these guys do so well given they are staffed by morons? Seriously, if this one issue was his one and only issue, which it seems to be, his staff did the one and only thing that would neutralize it.

    Seriously, how the eff do they still get so many votes with this kind of stupid?

    • mille derps

      He plays for the (R)ight team. More & more folks just look for the (R) or (D) after the name when they go in the voting booth.

      The alternative would be to actually try & follow the campaigns & only masochists like us are willing to do that these days…

  • mavenmaven

    It would have been cool had Warren supporters attend Brown speeches with large staples attached to their chests… but then, she has actual content to campaign on.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Were the Proctologists a former Massachusetts tribe?

    • Geminisunmars

      Current tribe.

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        AKA, the Massholes?

  • UnholyMoses

    In a related story, Don Denkinger told the NFL replacement refs to stop blowing calls.

  • cousinitt

    When interviewed after the crucifixion of Jesus, the spokesman for Ponitus Pilate said while the Judean Prefect "can’t control everyone, he is encouraging both sides to act with respect." Now, back to you in the studio, Biggus Dickus.

  • LibertyLover

    Can't we all just get along?

  • deliman4

    I'm confused is Liz a whoop whoop injun or one of those"you want something else with your SLURPEE injuns?

  • belmontreport

    He's right, white men should be the ones that get to decide other people's race/ethnicity based on what they look like. "I know that you said that you are Puerto Rican, but you look Mexican to me, so you are now Mexican."

  • docterry6973

    Warren needs to hire a bulldog campaign consultant and stuff a tomahawk up Brown's nose, with votes!

  • Wadisay

    Many totonka in that crowd.

  • MistaEko

    This is like when Tom Delay and Abramoff broke back in 05, and the talking point was "political corruption is an American problem." Which of course worked wonders for the 06 election.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    OT but back to Romney, there's some pretty funny pics here.
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/johngara/send-your-own-mi

  • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

    Here in Tucson, all the members of the Tohono O'odham Nation that I meet drive pick-up trucks. Scotty, I'm just sayin' …

    • BaldarTFlagass

      They'd probably be able to upgrade if they got themselves a better casino going than the one there at the convenience store in Why.

  • decentcitizen

    Repug is racially insensitive – hires racially insensitive staff but Warren is the real racist because she picks and chooses the company in which she discusses her racial heritage.

  • An_Outhouse

    hee, hee.

    He said 'member' and 'staff'.

  • MonkeyMotion

    That's right Scottie. And here are a few more that should take your sage advice:

    Nazis and Jews
    Spanish Inquisitors and heretics
    Slaveowners and slaves

    Kryst, what an asshole.

  • Misty Malarky

    My father married a pure Cherokee
    My mother's people were ashamed of me
    The indians said I was white by law
    The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"

    [CHORUS:]
    Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
    Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
    Half-breed, she's no good they warned
    Both sides were against me since the day I was born

    We never settled, went from town to town
    When you're not welcome you don't hang around
    The other children always laughed at me "Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee"

    [Repeat Chorus]

    We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
    Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
    My life since then has been from man to man
    But I can't run away from what I am

    [Repeat chorus]

    • http://www.southsidejohnny.com/ Jukesgrrl

      Man to man? I thought she stayed with Sonny for decades.

  • Guppy

    while Senator Brown can’t control everyone

    How can a Republican Senator be trusted to control the ladyparts of every post-pubescent woman in the country if he can't control his own staff?

  • Fox n Fiends

    Heckuva job, Brownie

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    That's all ya got?

  • knuck1es

    @elizabethforma: Scott Brown is talking about anything but his record. People in MA are frustrated. I don't blame them. #FocusOnTheIssues #masen

    You see? Both sides do it!

  • DahBoner

    Which is worse?

    Checking a box that applies to you or letting creepy photographers take pictures of your Schlong?

  • Negropolis

    “It is certainly something that I don’t condone." is September's "Well, I wouldn't have used those words."

    • sullivanst

      Or slightly-later-September's "not elegantly stated"

  • ImpureScience
  • mmeetoilenoir

    This numbnuts is making me remember when someone would pull some shit in school, and the teacher would find out…only to blame me for the problem as well, even though it wasn't my fault in the least.

    Elizabeth, stop troubling this nice man and just submit! Then, everyone will be happy.

  • ttommyunger

    Baseball caps worn backwards? That's all I need to know, thankyouverymuch.