NO APOLOGY  2:44 pm September 27, 2012

Scott Brown Warns Elizabeth Warren To Stop Her Racist Tomahawk-Chopping And War Whoops

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Massachusetts Senator (and former “nice guy”) Scott Brown does not condone his top staffers war-whooping and tomahawk-chopping like a bunch of vulgar Atlanta fans, and so he has given them “their one and only warning.” He means it this time, or they will get a time out! He has such strong feelings about this that in lieu of apologizing, as Cherokee Nation leader Bill John Baker demanded, he is “encouraging both sides to act with respect.” Elizabeth Warren, when will you stop being so terrible and racist to Scott Brown, and start acting with respect?

From Politico:

“Senator Brown has spoken to his entire staff – including the individuals involved in this unacceptable behavior – and issued them their one and only warning that this type of conduct will not be tolerated,” Brown spokeswoman Alleigh Marre said in a statement. “As we enter the final stretch of this campaign, emotions are running high, and while Senator Brown can’t control everyone, he is encouraging both sides to act with respect. He regrets that members of his staff did not live up to the high standards that the people of Massachusetts expect and deserve.”

Of course, that’s a spokeswoman. The only thing Scott Brown has said on the matter to date remains:

“It is certainly something that I don’t condone. The real offense is that (Warren) said she was white and then checked the box saying she is Native American, and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure.”

[Politico]

 
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RaflcaFlkaFlame September 27, 2012 at 2:47 pm

GO TO YOUR ROOM, ELIZABETH.

bobbert September 27, 2012 at 2:53 pm

GO TO MY ROOM, ELIZABETH!!

glasspusher September 27, 2012 at 10:31 pm

COME IN MY ROOM, ELIZABETH!!

Boojum September 27, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Rachel Maddow tweeted about Wonkette!

"Story of Scott Brown staff mocking Native Americans is now so over-the-top, only Wonkette can do it justice: is.gd/a3cDBc"

RaflcaFlkaFlame September 27, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Rachel read our comments? :)

Boojum September 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Every single one, I'm sure. Which makes me happy.

I love Rachel Maddow, with the pure and unadulterated love of a thousand Golden Retriever puppies.

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 12:55 am

Rachel makes me feel so tangentially famous when she references us.

IncenseDebate September 27, 2012 at 2:47 pm

It's because he's Brown.

Indiepalin September 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm

This is the issue Brown's running on? He's in worse trouble than Romney.

miss_grundy September 27, 2012 at 9:18 pm

I'm coming late to this party but is there any chance we can scalp Scotty…with votes.

no_gravity September 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm

he is encouraging both sides to act with respect

Did I miss where Warren had a bunch of naked men posing in front of Brown's office.

Antispandex September 27, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Yeah, BOTH sides are the problem. The thugs he sends out to do this crap, and the thugs he doesn't send out. Oh, and the press who pretends not to notice…so, three sides really. A triangle of bullshit.

valgal2342 September 27, 2012 at 3:21 pm

I'd actually like to see that.

Fare la Volpe September 27, 2012 at 5:05 pm

You ain't the only one. Perv Lens Activate!

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 12:56 am

Even if all of them were from Mississippi? Hengh?

le petit mort September 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm

A Seminole moment in this campaign.

Incitefully_Joe September 27, 2012 at 2:52 pm

Honestly, I think Brown campaign's remarks and behaviors have put them up a Creek.

Boredw/Gravitas September 27, 2012 at 2:56 pm

So Sioux him.

JudasPeckerwood September 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Damn!

BloviateMe September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I really think Huron to something there.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Inuit! Someone would be bringing lawyers into this!

JudasPeckerwood September 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm

If I were Warren, I'd Sioux.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

The next debate should be a great Shoshone 'nuff

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I invite you all to Comanche.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:11 pm

When it comes to accuracy, he's got Apache record at best.

FlownOver September 27, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Waiting for the11/7 headline:

Massachusetts Kanza Senator

or maybe :

Cree At Last, Cree At Last!

ckinsobe September 28, 2012 at 11:31 am

He should Kissimmee my ass.

rickmaci September 27, 2012 at 2:56 pm

It was simply a problem of few misguided Ute.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Ute?

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Everything I know about the Ute Indians, i learned on fucking South Park. We're all Cherokeed up down here.

MosesInvests September 27, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Sorry, your Honor. YOOOTHS.

glasspusher September 27, 2012 at 10:35 pm

Vinnie?

mille derps September 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Those crazy Ute, today- not respecting their tribal elders… They have no Inca-ling how to behave…

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm

One day, they'll regret that and live their lives in Missouri.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:42 pm

I don't know how Aztec so much of these puns.

coolhandnuke September 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm

A campaign trail of tears.

Boredw/Gravitas September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

He just needs a little of that Obama Hopi & Change.

Poindexter718 September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

It would be a nice gesture to Cherokee to his truck with Prof. Warren.

HarryButtle September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I Hopi stops acting like an idiot.

teebob2000 September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

She needs to stop Illini-ing about her heritage.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm

It makes me Squamish when she does that.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Brown's just looking for a squaw deal.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm

So he's trying to Hatteras?

weejee September 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

A certain nameless former Big Ten mascot weeps.

chascates September 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm

That Mandan is acting like a Caddo! He should be forced to eat Crow, take a hit of Mescalero, or drink some of that Kickapoo joy juice.

Want some Modoc?

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Can't.

Nantucket.

sewollef September 27, 2012 at 3:20 pm

Please, please stop! I canarsie stand it anymore.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

So you think we Chippewa at your equilibrium, do you?

le petit mort September 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Wow 29 replies (and counting) to my post. I'm gonna Choctaw it up to a slow day at the office.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:25 pm

She got the wafer at Massachussett, and then downed the cup of wine and is absolved of her gaffe.

valgal2342 September 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Pawnee, but that doesn't sound like an apology to me.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I'm just glad that Brown's popularity in the polls hit a Pequot the summer and has declined since then.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:44 pm

His chances really Sooke.

BloviateMe September 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Does the best pun Winnebago parting gifts?

Esteev September 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

All that's keeping this campaign together is a Wishram and a prayer.

rickmaci September 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Time for a little national anthem? "Osage can you see…"

glasspusher September 27, 2012 at 10:38 pm

One, two, Oswego…

unclejeems September 27, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Brown's wife reminds me of this Chickasaw, Cheyenne Romney. Anasazi! Excuse me. Anyway, Elizabeth Warren, Yurok!

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 1:01 am

Why I Ottawa..Huron out, you better start being more respectful of your Elders. It's Ojibwe of the highway, buddy!

Schmannnity September 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm

So when a Cairo embassy flack makes an uncleared statement, it's Obama's fault, but some Brown shits are not his responsibility?

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm

In fairness, Brown hit the right notes in that instance.

teebob2000 September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Very good, you're catching on!

sewollef September 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Brown shits. I like that….

ProgressiveInga September 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm

The Butthurt Party: Ginni Thomas/Scotty Brown 2016!

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 2:49 pm

tomahawk-chopping like a bunch of vulgar Atlanta fans

Oh my god I am such a fan of vulgarity in Atlanta. But fuck baseball.

bobbert September 27, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Nice edit.

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Sometimes I say things even sluttier than I meant to.

rickmaci September 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm

I like vulgar, especially in my women. What I hate is stupid, like those asshats in the asshats. I mean, what is with the backwards golf caps? So 1990's frat rat.

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

I hate baseball caps on grown men on a personal level now days and I have a kid who plays "travel-ball" which is of the devil. But I likes me some vulgar and I am definitely a woman and Atlanta really can be so much fun.

prommie September 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

But it is such a refined and elegant vulgarity the way you wear it.

prommie September 27, 2012 at 3:29 pm

And besides, this word vulgar, I am gonna have to go Inigo Montoya on you. I think there's a better word than that.

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Hm, well, I was trying to stick to the theme, but yeah, there are better words. Helpful? Well situated? Has a good airport? I don't know, vulgar sounds funner and close to what I DO like and it does TOO mean what I think it means.

rickmaci September 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

LOL, Scarlet. Feel the same way about cowboy hats and boots on men who are not within 5 miles of a cow, horse or line dance bar. (I can't tell you how many team hats my Mom had piled away in closets when I left for college. She only kept one, from my first Little League team.)

EatsBabyDingos September 27, 2012 at 2:50 pm

The real offense was my girlfriend slamming her face into my closed fist, Judge.

What a fragrant turdblossom.

littlebigdaddy September 27, 2012 at 2:50 pm

He's been at the firewater again.

IceCreamEmpress September 27, 2012 at 2:50 pm

Wharfargbl. It's like Scott Brown is taking away every white girl's right to claim that she's 1/16th Cherokee Princess and/or descended from Pocahontas!

I love Warren, but I do think she was an idiot for relying on family lore to claim Native ancestry. That said, what else is she supposed to do other than what she's done about it? Build a time machine and go back to undo the claim?

Scott Brown's other attack strategy, that she represented an asbestos company, got (or so I heard) sharp reprimands from the RNC folks because, hey, we're on the side of the asbestos companies, doofus!

sullivanst September 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Given the context in which she claimed Native ancestry, it was not in any way inappropriate for her to do so on a genuinely held, if undocumented, belief at that time (the 80s and 90s). Demands for documentation are either ignorant of, or counting on the audience's ignorance of, the history of tribal enrollment vs. ancestry vs. eligibility for citizenship of the Federally recognized tribes, which is complex, to say the least. Just the fact that she's from Oklahoma should be enough to satisfy any reasonable person of the likelihood she has some Native blood.

The asbestos stuff is just standard Rovian smears, with about as much honest representation of the facts as you'd expect (none at all). Brown's just another lying goober sleazeball.

IceCreamEmpress September 27, 2012 at 3:49 pm

I love Warren! But her stories about this make no sense. It's not even a question of "documentation" (I am definitely aware that the Dawes Rolls and other Cherokee genealogical resources are very spotty, and that the process for awarding tribal affiliation is convoluted and hit-or-miss, unsurprisingly given the lack of resources both presently and historically)—she doesn't have specific ancestors whom she believes to have been Native, and her statements about it have been pretty nonsensical ("high cheekbones"? Really?)

The people I knew at Harvard in the 1980s who self-identified as Native grew up on the rez and/or were active in tribal politics, and they were skeptical at best of people who claimed Native ancestry on the basis of family legend about unnamed ancestors.

Bezoar September 28, 2012 at 12:31 am

Now I'm wondering if my parents were lying to me about my great-grandmother Anna Nelson being from Norway.

sullivanst September 28, 2012 at 9:08 am

she doesn't have specific ancestors whom she believes to have been Native

Not true.

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 1:04 am

Everybody claims native ancestry, and most of us do it without documentation. You honestly don't know how common this is?

Callyson September 27, 2012 at 2:50 pm

one and only warning that this type of conduct will not be tolerated

Yeah, when I try that with my dogs, they laugh and keep it up until I separate them from whatever they are chewing on. Can't imagine the centerfold's dawgs will be any different.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 2:55 pm

All he's basically said is "Guys! Not until just before the election, K?"

An Asexual Ungulate September 27, 2012 at 2:51 pm

I know I hate when people who I'm attacking on the basis of their apparent race make my underlings act like racist assholes. Stop it Elizabeth Warren. It's unprofessional to make those people be terrible like that.

Dudleydidwrong September 27, 2012 at 2:51 pm

They're playing "cowboys and Indians" in Massachusetts. Scott Brown may be a "nice guy" (former, at least) but Elizabeth Warren wears the white hat.

Geminisunmars September 27, 2012 at 3:04 pm

But he wears the White's mantle.

glasspusher September 27, 2012 at 10:41 pm

If that's all she's wearing, I'm cool with that…

rocktonsam September 27, 2012 at 2:51 pm

if Brownie hurts a hair on Lizzie's HAWT little head, oh I swear I'll something.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 2:52 pm

"It's something I don't condone. Other things I don't condone are naked pictures of men in magazines, except mine, male models doing Jordache commercials, except mine, and shaving facial hair, except mine. "

BloviateMe September 27, 2012 at 2:53 pm

I feel his pain. I reprimanded a co-worker for flagrantly being black in the workplace, and he was hostile about it! So irritating.

Esteev September 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Gosh…those some people.

Nothingisamiss September 27, 2012 at 6:42 pm

I hope he apologized!

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 1:06 am

The nerve! All up in there existing and shit like he's a legitimately employed human being or something! What a snob with his blackness!

Not_So_Much September 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm

He's just pissy because he has to wear stupid clothes all the time now.

BornInATrailer September 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Has someone already said Scott's Cherokee name would be Screws The Pooch? No?

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

Fuck the Dog.

It's a thing.

Geminisunmars September 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

That's a strange name for a Jeep.

jessicanaomiblog September 28, 2012 at 2:29 am

I wanted to THUMBS up your comment over & over but Wonkette won't let me – best comment so far

MacRaith September 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm

But both sides do it, because Scott Brown isn't Native American either. Or something like that.

Callyson September 27, 2012 at 2:54 pm

Where is Wilma Mankiller when we need her?

(Yeah, yeah, with votes!)

SexySmurf September 27, 2012 at 2:55 pm

Speaking of Taxachusettes dipshits, here's a bunch of Republicans talking about what a shitty governor Mittens was. He used to make his staff walk around with fake earpieces pretending they were Secret Service agents.

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I wonder if they carried guns that said "REPLICA" on the side, also.

mbobier September 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Lord Mittens, King of the velvet rope!

deliman4 September 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

We lost the title of Taxachusetts after Mitt came in The proper name is now Feeachusetts to you!!

Baconzgood September 27, 2012 at 2:56 pm

NEEDZ MOAR CIGAR STORE INJUN.

emmelemm September 27, 2012 at 3:08 pm

"How."

bobbert September 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Me know how. Want know when.

MissTaken September 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Well done Scott. Every adult knows that 'I know you are but what am I?' trumps facts everyday.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Yeah, I remember when General Sheridan told both sides to stop distributing smallpox-laced blankets.

sullivanst September 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Well played, Sir, well played.

oenspiek September 27, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Kindly old Ben Franklin is supposed to have suggested that little gem.

He was never mean or ornery, he was swell.

ThankYouJeebus September 27, 2012 at 11:18 pm

Those women and children at Wounded Knee shouldn't have rudely jumped in front of the Cavalry's guns.

Goonemeritus September 27, 2012 at 3:00 pm

Why the hell is this race so close, it’s in Massachusetts after all? Even if you like Brown (and I don’t) or you dislike Warren I can’t believe that liberal a state would risk turning the senate over to a Republican majority.

IceCreamEmpress September 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Scott Brown has a pickup truck and his daughter was on American Idol. Also, he's a dude.

That gives him lots of traction outside of the metro Boston area. Elizabeth Warren is a lady and a Harvard professor and looks like that teacher who gave you a D- in seventh grade that one time. This gives her negative traction outside of the metro Boston area.

I still think/hope Warren will win on Bammerz's coattails; everybody, even the Republicans in Massachusetts, hates Mittens and hopefully the Republicans will stay the fuck home.

SexySmurf September 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm

It's because the Democratic Party (who suck at the same corporate tit as the Republicans) keep punching her in the boob.

SayItWithWookies September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

So I take it both sides will compromise here — Scott Brown's people won't make war whoops and those stupid, stupid, tomahawk gestures and Elizabeth Warren's people won't keep insisting on pointing out his campaign's boorish behavior.

teebob2000 September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

His full quote was: "…and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure. Paleface — as you can see, just look at her — squaw heap dishonest.”

And he danced away from the podium singing, "Daaaaaa, da da-duh-duh-duuuuuuh…"

Antispandex September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"…he is encouraging both sides to act with respect."

This is CLASSIC! Your thugs get a bunch of negative press, so you encourage the other side to act more responsibly. What a tool.

bikerlaureate September 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm

"Stop hitting yourself, Liz.

Stop hitting yourself."

OneYieldRegular September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Is Scott Brown even aware of who makes up 90% of Playgirl's "readership"?

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Parakeets?

Geminisunmars September 27, 2012 at 3:09 pm

Consumer fraud experts?

SexySmurf September 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Gay guys?

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:25 pm

My mom several decades ago "as a joke"?

Fare la Volpe September 27, 2012 at 5:14 pm

The things she did that night with the pulsing shower head were pretty funny.

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm

She laughed so hard she cried.

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Let me be the first to say – Congratulations on your win, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).

barto September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I think Scott Brown should be commended for his gallantry and chivalry in single-handedly leveling the playing field between a white male of privilege and a woman with a checker-boxed past.

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm

"Brown spokeswoman Alleigh Marre"

Someone clearing their throat?

Boojum September 27, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Some one garbling their name for hope of future employment.

fuflans September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

what has brown done for YOU lately.

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Handed a Senate seat back to the Democrats.

x111e7thst September 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Warren is so totally racist against (shirtless) Scott Brown and his owners in the banking sector.

Chow Yun Flat September 27, 2012 at 3:07 pm

I thought I was sick of Scott Brown months ago–amazing how contempt for him can continue to grow.

Total asshole.

Ruhe September 27, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Their "one and only warning"? Who gets or gives warnings in situations like this? You'd presume that for the candidates, running a successful campaign is pretty damned important right? I'm thinking that in an analogous business situation there would be no "warning" but rather there would be Tump-like "you're fired, get out." Is it possible that by "warning" his staffers Brown is doing some very tricky, double-secret, dog-whistling?

magic_titty September 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Is this one of those 'if you weren't black I wouldn't call you the n-word so don't get mad it's your fault' deals?

I love those.

IceCreamEmpress September 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Nah, because she isn't actually Native as far as she can tell. Someone in her family just told her she was and she believed them.

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 1:19 am

Are you Native American? Because you seem curiously determined to tell others that she's not. I mean, this is like the fourth posts I've seen of yours in this thread where you keep bringing this shit up.

sullivanst September 27, 2012 at 3:11 pm

What a Masshole.

fuflans September 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

oh and please tell me this tool is losing?

mille derps September 27, 2012 at 3:42 pm

This tool is a born loser.

Close enough?

comrad_darkness September 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

How do these guys do so well given they are staffed by morons? Seriously, if this one issue was his one and only issue, which it seems to be, his staff did the one and only thing that would neutralize it.

Seriously, how the eff do they still get so many votes with this kind of stupid?

mille derps September 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm

He plays for the (R)ight team. More & more folks just look for the (R) or (D) after the name when they go in the voting booth.

The alternative would be to actually try & follow the campaigns & only masochists like us are willing to do that these days…

mavenmaven September 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm

It would have been cool had Warren supporters attend Brown speeches with large staples attached to their chests… but then, she has actual content to campaign on.

weejee September 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Were the Proctologists a former Massachusetts tribe?

Geminisunmars September 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Current tribe.

weejee September 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

AKA, the Massholes?

UnholyMoses September 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

In a related story, Don Denkinger told the NFL replacement refs to stop blowing calls.

cousinitt September 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

When interviewed after the crucifixion of Jesus, the spokesman for Ponitus Pilate said while the Judean Prefect "can’t control everyone, he is encouraging both sides to act with respect." Now, back to you in the studio, Biggus Dickus.

LibertyLover September 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Can't we all just get along?

deliman4 September 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm

I'm confused is Liz a whoop whoop injun or one of those"you want something else with your SLURPEE injuns?

belmontreport September 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

He's right, white men should be the ones that get to decide other people's race/ethnicity based on what they look like. "I know that you said that you are Puerto Rican, but you look Mexican to me, so you are now Mexican."

docterry6973 September 27, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Warren needs to hire a bulldog campaign consultant and stuff a tomahawk up Brown's nose, with votes!

Wadisay September 27, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Many totonka in that crowd.

MistaEko September 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

This is like when Tom Delay and Abramoff broke back in 05, and the talking point was "political corruption is an American problem." Which of course worked wonders for the 06 election.

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm

OT but back to Romney, there's some pretty funny pics here.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/johngara/send-your-own-mi

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Here in Tucson, all the members of the Tohono O'odham Nation that I meet drive pick-up trucks. Scotty, I'm just sayin' …

BaldarTFlagass September 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm

They'd probably be able to upgrade if they got themselves a better casino going than the one there at the convenience store in Why.

decentcitizen September 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Repug is racially insensitive – hires racially insensitive staff but Warren is the real racist because she picks and chooses the company in which she discusses her racial heritage.

An_Outhouse September 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

hee, hee.

He said 'member' and 'staff'.

MonkeyMotion September 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

That's right Scottie. And here are a few more that should take your sage advice:

Nazis and Jews
Spanish Inquisitors and heretics
Slaveowners and slaves

Kryst, what an asshole.

Misty Malarky September 27, 2012 at 4:34 pm

My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The indians said I was white by law
The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw"

[CHORUS:]
Half-breed, that's all I ever heard
Half-breed, how I learned to hate the word
Half-breed, she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

We never settled, went from town to town
When you're not welcome you don't hang around
The other children always laughed at me "Give her a feather, she's a Cherokee"

[Repeat Chorus]

We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Nineteen I left them, tell me who's to blame
My life since then has been from man to man
But I can't run away from what I am

[Repeat chorus]

Jukesgrrl September 27, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Man to man? I thought she stayed with Sonny for decades.

Guppy September 27, 2012 at 5:53 pm

while Senator Brown can’t control everyone

How can a Republican Senator be trusted to control the ladyparts of every post-pubescent woman in the country if he can't control his own staff?

Fox n Fiends September 27, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Heckuva job, Brownie

BZ1 September 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm

That's all ya got?

knuck1es September 27, 2012 at 8:00 pm

@elizabethforma: Scott Brown is talking about anything but his record. People in MA are frustrated. I don't blame them. #FocusOnTheIssues #masen

You see? Both sides do it!

DahBoner September 27, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Which is worse?

Checking a box that applies to you or letting creepy photographers take pictures of your Schlong?

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 12:54 am

“It is certainly something that I don’t condone." is September's "Well, I wouldn't have used those words."

sullivanst September 28, 2012 at 8:59 am

Or slightly-later-September's "not elegantly stated"

ImpureScience September 28, 2012 at 7:01 am
mmeetoilenoir September 28, 2012 at 11:56 am

This numbnuts is making me remember when someone would pull some shit in school, and the teacher would find out…only to blame me for the problem as well, even though it wasn't my fault in the least.

Elizabeth, stop troubling this nice man and just submit! Then, everyone will be happy.

ttommyunger September 29, 2012 at 11:09 am

Baseball caps worn backwards? That's all I need to know, thankyouverymuch.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

And even then, he relies on Carib notes.

Say, we should take this discussion to the Algonquin!

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Just when you think he can't embarrass himself any mohican!

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Well, he's just a fraud, a scoundrel…

A chinook….

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:22 pm

These puns are unBEARable!

No? Wrong segue? All right then, sorry.

Incitefully_Joe September 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm

Whan he loses in November the people of Massachusetts will have Spokane.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

Well, Brown's more of an "otter" from what I hear…

Here in Idaho, our own governor is a Butch Otter.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Hope he slips on a tanana peel

Of votes

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm

She is? You otter recall that rugmuncher!

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:36 pm

Kiowa whole day off for ya?

Incitefully_Joe September 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm

This is great news for Hopi.

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:41 pm

It's like Laura Keitlinger's Irish boyfriend says: "You are the otter of your own fat."

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Abalone!

Doktor Zoom September 27, 2012 at 3:45 pm

We don't go in for that here. Republicans are the party of the shellfish, after all.

gullywompr September 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm

I tried to join in, but I don't think any of Mayan are as good as the others.

Geminisunmars September 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

We'll Seattle 'bout that.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 3:59 pm

What the hake, it was worth it.

actor212 September 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Toltec the truth, I've been struggling to come up with mine

Boojum September 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

And it's so CLOSE to Alabama!

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Four hours, baby! WOO HOO!

Boojum September 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

You know, I have a birthday coming up. I can't imagine anything better than Wonketteers coming to town…sure, not on my actual birthday (Saturday), but soon after!

FakaktaSouth September 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

That sounds like a fun plan! Do let us know!

Nothingisamiss September 27, 2012 at 6:40 pm

If I'm in town (I may soon be in San Francisco for a few months…of all happy places) I am there!

Boojum September 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Will do.

Incitefully_Joe September 27, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Honestly, I'm resorting to some pretty Olmec-terial myself here.

Negropolis September 28, 2012 at 12:59 am

Hatteras? I barely knew her!

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