SURE LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS SOME MORE  2:40 pm September 26, 2012

Cherokee Nation Chief Would Like Brown’s Staff To Can It With The War Whoops

by Josh Fruhlinger

This guy is 100% Italian, by the wayHey, everybody, settle in and let’s hear a story about the great American state of Oklahoma. See, once upon a time there were Native Americans living in the Southeastern United States, and they said, “Hey, these white people moving in have some good ideas about society, maybe let’s live more like them!” And the white people were like “Ha, nice try, we’d actually prefer that you live more like us … in Oklahoma, maybe? Don’t worry, it’s not too far to walk. Then like 70 years later they said, “Well, could we maybe have our own state at least?” And Teddy Roosevelt was like “Nah, man, you should, uh, have a state with the white people living next door to you, and increasingly right there on the land we promised that was yours, yeah, that’ll work too.” Then a lot of the Native Americans were like “Fuck this noise” and married white people and stopped participating in tribal political life and such. But their kids and grandkids remembered they were Native Americans! Even though they had a lot of white ancestors too! But there still are tribal governments in Oklahoma, and every once in a while one of their leaders has to say “OK, Massholes, can it with the casual racism, please.”

Anyhoo, you might remember Scott Brown’s tribe of staffers doing Native American-ish hooting to “psych themselves up” and also making fun of Elizabeth Warren for stating that some of her ancestors were Native Americans. They did this because they are jerks, and because the whole “ELIZABETH WARREN CLAIMED TO BE A CHEROKEE PRINCESS” deal has become a weird monomaniacal focus for their campaign. Anyway, Bill John Baker, an actual Native American Chief, has something to say on this point!

The Cherokee Nation is disappointed in and denounces the disrespectful actions of staffers and supporters of Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown. The conduct of these individuals goes far beyond what is appropriate and proper in political discourse. The use of stereotypical “war whoop chants” and “tomahawk chops” are offensive and downright racist. It is those types of actions that perpetuate negative stereotypes and continue to minimize and degrade all native peoples.

Haha, nice try, Baker, except Scott Brown knows you’re not a real Indian at all! Just as he pointed out at his debate with her that Elizabeth Warren totally looks like a white person, he can see your own white-lookingness with his own eyes. His staffers will just keep tomahawk choppin’ away until a real Native American shows up to tell them to stop. He’ll know one we he sees him, trust us. [National Journal/TPM]

 

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HELisforHEL September 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Aww, my crying Indian. Siiigh.

actor212 September 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Aww, my crying Indian Italian. Siiigh.

FTFY

Mumbletypeg September 26, 2012 at 5:43 pm

After our exchange the other day, your initial comment — I *did* think of you upon seeing old Iron Eyes Cody here~!

ChernobylSoup September 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Bill John Baker is the coolest Native American name of all time.

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Nah. That's Eagle Wolfchief, one of ours.

Callyson September 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm

Wilma Mankiller or GTFO.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm

Totally. I have Mankiller's book, I think it's called "A Chief of Her Tribe." She was one cool lady.

pdiddycornchips September 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm

I vote for Chief Dan George ( the "civilized" Indian from "The outlaw Josie Wales"

216stitches September 27, 2012 at 9:23 am

What about Billy Wind? Seminole.

CindynEncinitas September 27, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Well, there is a two-name minimum in Oklahoma…

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm

What is it about those NDN videos (like the one in the previous subway-graffiti post) that totally fucks up my browser? Comments won't load, avatars won’t load, times out all the time, replies won't drop down, won't re-order (i.e. Last Activity). I was able to make a total of two comments on that page over the course of one hour. Fuck them NDN videos. Anyone else?

comrad_darkness September 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

my chrome flashed a not safe flash action and asked if I wanted to block it. I did and the video still played. Maybe try chrome?

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm

My options are limited here due to being a work computer. Thanks though!

Geminisunmars September 26, 2012 at 3:16 pm

It was really the actions of Wonkette, trying to give other wonketeers an opportunity to make good snark before you got there.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm

If y'all keep holding me back, I'ma have to go Galt.

ThundercatHo September 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Last week my Wonk pages were unreadable due to error/script messages that would freeze the whole page. We could not x out but had to overide or restart to get everything working again. Finally gave up and actually got some shit done.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm

I and a number of others had that problem too but Editrix fixed it I think. This is completely different; the last time it happened I notice there was an NDN video present. I'm getting ready to change departments so I'm short here and don't feel like getting any shit done.

Arkoday September 26, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Me too. Even had trouble leaving the page.

seppdecker September 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Hey staffer dicks, do we show up to where Scott Brown works and pose nude?

iburl September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Don't forget to stick a shar pei or two on your crotches.

GhostBuggy September 26, 2012 at 3:33 pm

I'll need about three, if you get my meaning.

…No, that's a lie.

Boojum September 26, 2012 at 3:03 pm

Don't shoot until you can see that they are white, from their eyes.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 4:00 pm

You fucking KILL me sometimes.

I know, I know, you would if you could get your hands on me.

Boojum September 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm

No, with Boojums, you just softly and silently vanish away.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Re the pic and alt text: That was one of my favorite Sopranos episodes.

ChernobylSoup September 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm

I keep looking for this "Oklahoma" place on my iPhone map. Is it close that that big gray area called "Indian Territory?"

MissTaken September 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Yes, right before the area called "Here There Be Dragons".

YasserArraFeck September 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm

It's right under "Here Be Dragonse"

rickmaci September 26, 2012 at 3:36 pm

"Indian Territory"? Jeebuzz that damn iPhone5 maps system really does suck.

Sir_Fartz_Alot September 26, 2012 at 4:44 pm

near pakistan…

mrpuma2u September 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm

This nice Baker guy doesn't realize he's appealing to their sense of decency, which the Brown campaign never really had in the first place.

Estproph September 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Did Romney paint himself red to make this statement?

HELisforHEL September 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm

Aww, my crying Indian. Siiigh. I would like to see him throw his tomahawk into Scott Brown's empty skull.

Baconzgood September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

With votes.

4TheTurnstiles September 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Hi there, boys and girls! I'm Scotty Brown and I'm the Masshole of the group!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgCrz2507o

Indiepalin September 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Who needs the Peace Corps.?

FlownOver September 26, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Brown skin don't make it.

barto September 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Warren: "Dammit, where did I put my Pocahantas weave?"

comrad_darkness September 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm

I am shocked, shocked that someone found a republican staffer racially insulting.

BadKitty904 September 26, 2012 at 3:16 pm

You'd think they were ill-bred, ignorant, mean-spirited, insensitive clods or something, wouldn't you? Oh, wait…

YasserArraFeck September 26, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I found a republican staffer stuck to my shoe – more disgusted than shocked. I guess I need to watch where I walk.

Baconzgood September 26, 2012 at 3:06 pm

"The Cherokee Nation is disappointed"

One more disappointment in a long long long line of them.

Terry September 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Finding out that Cher isn't really of Native American ancestry probably wasn't one of them, though.

pdiddycornchips September 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm

But they will endeavor to persevere.

"I wore this frock coat in Washington, before the war. We wore them because we belonged to the Five Civilized Tribes. We dressed ourself up like Abraham Lincoln. You know, we got to see the Secretary of the Interior. He said, “Boy! You boys sure look civilized!” He congratulated us, and he gave us medals for looking so civilized. We told him about how our land had been stolen. Our people were dying. When we finished, he shook our hands and said, “Endeavor to persevere.” They stood us in a line–John Jumper, Junior McIntosh, Buffalo Hump, Jim Pockmark, and me. I’m Lone Watie. They took our pictures, and the newspapers said, “Indians Vow to Endeavor to Persevere.” We thought about it for a long time. “Endeavor to persevere”. And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.
- Dan George, as Lone Watie, from “The Outlaw Josey Wales” (1976)"

weejee September 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm

A trail of tears, really.

FakaktaSouth September 26, 2012 at 3:07 pm

He also told Bobby Jindal to shut up with all the "thank god I'ma dot not feather" Indian talk. Not impressed, this Scott Walker guy. But I would war whoop with Elizabeth any day.

rickmaci September 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm

'dot not feather'. Ima ROFLMFAO.

KeepFnThatChicken September 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Is he going to be all offended at the "Romney-Ryan" war chant, too?

calliecallie September 26, 2012 at 3:31 pm

STENCH! STENCH! STENCH!

rickmaci September 26, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Ryan-Romoney

Baconzgood September 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Man, what did we ever do to these injuns to make them all touchy…oh, nevermind.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Bill John Baker should consult with Russell Means and check to see how much of a fuck people like Daniel Snyder, Ted Turner, and whoever owns the Cleveland Indians give about that kind of thing.

Veritas78 September 26, 2012 at 7:18 pm

How could anyone possibly mind lovable old Chief Wahoo?

One of my (Cleveland-area) elementary school chums would take that cartoon, put a fedora and a pair of glasses on it, and presto: Mr. Schlumkin from the pharmacy!

Fox n Fiends September 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Massachusetts voters have very high ethical standards and will not tolerate even the slightest ethical misstep.

Sincerely,

Ted Kennedy

kissawookiee September 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I'm pretty sure I can see that Scott Brown is a raging dickface smarmyass goatblower.

BadKitty904 September 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Kinda a Paul Ryan clone, then?

ManchuCandidate September 26, 2012 at 3:09 pm

I guess he's not an Atlanta Braves fan either.*

*Nor am I. I still laugh at the butt hurt of Georgians when the mostly non Canadian City Toronto Blue Jays mocked the mostly white Braves fans' so called Tomahawk Chop as they won the 1992 World Series.

cousinitt September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

"Elizabeth Warren totally looks like a white person"

Scott Brown [sic] totally sounds like a white person.

UnholyMoses September 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Scott Brown [sic] totally sounds like a white person a complete fucking asshole bigot piece of shit who appeals to other bigoted pieces of shit.

Fixed.

actor212 September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Maybe Cherokee scalp Kemosabe Brown new hairdo.

ChernobylSoup September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Massachusetts should settle this issue with a game of bingo.

BadKitty904 September 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm

And over a carton of cigarettes…

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

One of Brown's staffers responded "Phht, whatever. What are they gonna tell us next, that we can't call black people ni …. we can't?"

SmutBoffin September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Oh, and free Leonard, too. K THX BAI

fartknocker September 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

The mystery man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter

And one day said Kemo Sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

Lyle Lovett "If I Had A Boat"

emmelemm September 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm

I like that song.

el_donaldo September 26, 2012 at 3:53 pm

If Tonto worked for free, where did he get the money for the boat, huh?

bobbert September 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm

He's on a motherfuckin boat, okay?

weejee September 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Scott Brown's campaign deserves a scrotum pole award for being such dicks.

rickmaci September 26, 2012 at 3:39 pm

ISWYDT

rickmaci September 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm

One last thought. Given they were able to cover it with a staple, Scottie must have a itty bitty teeny weenie little scrotum pole.

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Everyone born in this fucking state is part Indian, usually Cherokee. Like me. Can I prove it? No. Dipshit ancestors weren't there when the Dawes Commission did their white-people-don't-get-Indians survey. "They own property in common and there are no orphans, because they are all taken in by familes. This has got to stop!!! " I wish I were making it up, but I'm not.

My mother's family always claimed to be part Cherokee and I believed them.

The asshole Brown should be given a copy of Angie Debo's great history, "And Still the Waters Run." Brown doesn't get a fucking thing, except he's maybe losing.

BTW–John Ross, one of the 5 great chiefs at the time of removal, was only a fractional Cherokee and was married to a white woman. The Cherokees and I should hold a press conference together. And the Delawares, though I'm not sure there are even any pure bloods left from that little tribe.

BTW–Fuck the Osages.

KeepFnThatChicken September 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm

…if so, does that mean we can "war-whoop" and shit again?

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:07 pm

Only if you're willing to fuck the Osages. I hear they can be pretty mean.

4TheTurnstiles September 26, 2012 at 3:24 pm

My older brother was an Osage. He's dead, so you can't fuck him. His dad was from Weleetka, OK.

fartknocker September 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm

I spent a week in Pawhuska, OK one night.

weejee September 26, 2012 at 3:41 pm

I wuz an Osage back in the 50s as a little tike with the Y's Indian Guides. Does that mean I can claim to be part Native American, or just that I'm fucked?

FlownOver September 26, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Prairie Band Potawatomi libel!

karlamarx September 26, 2012 at 6:37 pm

say it loud, say it proud, DustBowlBlues.

(writing from the from the potawatomi nation, oklahoma.)

mbobier September 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Awww, don't be so hard on Scott Brown, guys — he just wants to provide, via his campaign, a haven for racist frat boys. Mittens would probably regard that as a cause worthy of a charitable tax deduction.

anniegetyerfun September 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Everyone knows that this guy is the REAL racist.

UnholyMoses September 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Trail of Derps

Baconzgood September 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm

These Cherokee people with thier Cherokee tribe. So proud to live, so proud to die.

BornInATrailer September 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm

A staffer needs to accidentally play a little Paul Revere and the Raiders at the next rally. Would be so awesome.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm

They would prefer not so much teh dying, Baconz.

Indiepalin September 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Scott Brown bumper sticker:

"Tonto, Blow Me Pronto"

actor212 September 26, 2012 at 3:12 pm

Next time, Scott Brown's staff should imitate the Fuckawe tribe.

chascates September 26, 2012 at 3:13 pm

How about playing Cowboys and Tea-partiers?

BadKitty904 September 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Only if the Mittster gets to play General Custer…

weejee September 26, 2012 at 3:43 pm

Careful, Willard might Sioux.

Esteev September 26, 2012 at 4:02 pm

That's some tough Montauk.

PsycWench September 26, 2012 at 3:13 pm

It's pretty clear they don't need to worry about Ryan perpetuating the idea of the camera stealing one's soul.
Or maybe that is where it went?

Schmannnity September 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Trail of Tears versus Trail of Hair.

SmutBoffin September 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Treasure Trail of Tears?

THATS TERRIBLE I APOLOGIZE FOR REAL

weejee September 26, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Mitt hopes his support will gel.

UnholyMoses September 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm

As a way for Brown to show that he's not a bigoted jackhole, he should invite a bunch of Cherokees over for a Thanksgiving party.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I hear those people really go for that sort of thing.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm

There's a new Native America-owned consulting contractor that works with us here at the Air Force Civil Engineer, simply called Cherokee Nation LLC or something like that. Several of the guys from the old contractor made the move to the new one, incuding a pretty funny (I shit you not) right-wing guy. I need to ask him if he's going to get Columbus Day off next month.

Indiepalin September 26, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Brown campaign is now trying to raise enough money to pay Cher to sing "Halfbreed" at the next debate.

Generation[redacted] September 26, 2012 at 3:15 pm

I see the video of Scott Brown's staffers and I think, "So that's what happened to those LNS kids."

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm

LNS? Pleeze explain to this Old?

Generation[redacted] September 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Old timey wonketteers know about Late Night Shots

Search wit teh wonkette search engine and keep clicking till you go waaaaaaay back in time.

SmutBoffin September 26, 2012 at 3:32 pm

I had assumed that some of them went on to precipitate the financial collapse of America.

Generation[redacted] September 26, 2012 at 3:38 pm

Lehman Bros USFB?

actor212 September 26, 2012 at 3:17 pm

“ELIZABETH WARREN CLAIMED TO BE A CHEROKEE PRINCESS” deal has become a weird monomaniacal focus for their campaign.

Maybe Elizabeth Warren should just go over to their headquarters and do a rain dance, and when it only rains inside the HQ, have a camera crew film it.

Any questions?

Esteev September 26, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Am I the only one who shares more spiritual beliefs with Native Americans than with the mainstream religions?

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:17 pm

No.

EatsBabyDingos September 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm

As an apology, Brown's campaign sent tickets to Atlanta Braves and Florida State University football games, along with giant foam middle fingers saying "WE'RE DUMBER 1!

BloviateMe September 26, 2012 at 3:19 pm

Scott Brown went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

bobbert September 26, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Scott "Two Tents" Brown.

FlownOver September 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm

ISWYDT, Pythonesquely.

karlamarx September 26, 2012 at 6:40 pm

heh.

deliman4 September 26, 2012 at 3:20 pm

If you wanna kill all the rest of the injuns in this country, force them to listen to listen to Scotties political ads on a continuous loop

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm

I think we should declare a moratorium on the poor injuns. They've been shot at, pillaged, looted, raped, starved, beaten, and pretty much genocided out of existence already.

I know, I know, you were being flip, but I just read an excerpt from the Hearst Museum's collection, it's a storytelling by a very old woman of a small tribe, and she talks about how her grandfather was beaten to death by American soldiers in front of his family because he was unable to walk fast enough as they were being rounded up and marched off their territory.

Buzz Feedback September 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm

Scott Brown = Sgt. O'Rourke from F Troop

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:22 pm

BTW–If her name were Elizabeth Bushyhead (common Cherokee last name) would he be more convinced? Or just make fun of both her heritage and her funny name? Think of the wigs the Teabaggers could come up with. I was once working on a senate campaign, when they sent in the DC staffers to show the hicks how it's done (ever happen to you? People who don't know shit about local conditions or issues fly in to boss around people who can find their asses with both hands). Anyway, I met a Cherokee woman named Michelle Teehee. Her last name did not fit her personality.

Anything but happy ending: Coburn won.

stanpan September 26, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Or Elizabeth Mankiller.

karlamarx September 26, 2012 at 6:44 pm

i came back to oklahoma after 50 years as a retired teacher and began subbing at a school with a lot of Native Americans. great names. but i heard an eighth grader ask another kid if he were "Native." it's the new term for Native American or Indian. how cool is that?

Pap Finn September 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Ha ha! I'm surprised Republican pranksters haven't sent smallpox-tainted blankets to Warren's campaign HQ. That'd be WAY funnier than driving a bus in circles while incessantly honking the horn (tee hee, *snort*).

Poindexter718 September 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Thanks Wonkette!
Three+ decades later i'm finally feeling OK about myself & then you trott out the fekking crying indian & I'm eight-years-old again, beating myself up about that wrapper from the Marathon bar I tossed while riding home from the U-Totem on my bike!

comrad_darkness September 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm

cheer up, it was compostable.

Poindexter718 September 26, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Thanks, but I'm not sure the indian saw it that way–it still made him cry.

CalvinsChoice September 26, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Last time I saw these guys they were riding in a motor home with Borat. Scott Brown apparently believes in affirmative action when it comes to hiring the morally challenged.

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Sorry, Cal, but I'm immediately stealing morally challenged. Applies to every g**dam Republithug I know.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

Anwar Sadat used to refer to his enemies as "moral midgets."

Maman September 26, 2012 at 3:24 pm

Yeah, Scott Brown, because white guys throughout history have been sssoooo discriminating about where they will stick their dicks that you would KNOW who Elizabeth Warren's great great grandfather did. Asshat.

BaldarTFlagass September 26, 2012 at 3:25 pm

As part of their sensitivity/awareness training, Brown's staff should be made to listen to Paul Revere and the Raiders' "Cherokee Nation" over and over and over and over…

weezmgk September 26, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Oh, Wonkette, you so funny.

Iron Eyes Cody, the tearful Indian, was born Espera Oscar de Corti in Kaplan, Louisiana in 1904, a child of Sicilian migrants.

Elizabeth Warren has much more Native American heritage than Mr 'Cody,' who had none at all, but I guess you Wonkette wags knew that.

ttommyunger September 27, 2012 at 7:51 am

I, for one, did not know that.

Katydid September 26, 2012 at 3:27 pm

Ya know, the Massholes first gave Scott Brown the Senate, now they're trying to take it away from him. You might even call them Indian-givers. So Ms. Warren fits right in.

Mittens Howell, III September 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm

"It is those types of actions that perpetuate negative stereotypes and continue to minimize and degrade all native peoples."

I see Bill John Baker is familiar with the Tea Party Mission Statement.

Geminisunmars September 26, 2012 at 3:28 pm

For a Brown, he sure is a dick.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Ahahahaha … oh, shit.

Lucidamente1 September 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm

Ok, fine, but what's Elizabeth Warren's stand on King Philip's War?

Blunderthing September 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm

White man fuck Native American Pride with fork-ed dick.

Come here a minute September 26, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Bill John Baker does not pass the Scott Brown test of being a real native American, because just look at him and at his name.

MLite September 26, 2012 at 3:31 pm

All those Injuns, just looking for special treatment and handouts from us hard working 'Mericans.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:25 pm

They act like they OWN the whole fucking country, man!

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:33 pm

The Cherokees have plenty of casino money (they have rescued the schools of Tahlequah, their capital, at least one. And built bridges. Etc.) and should donate some of that cash to EW's campaign. That would show Brown what happens to racists.

BTW–The Citizen Pottawattomies totally bailed out their local school district and built roads. Other tribes have done similar things, I'm sure, but not the Republican Osages.

We have over 30 recognized by the feds tribes in OK. Best name? Absentee Shawnees.

stanpan September 26, 2012 at 5:16 pm

I dunno I rather like Kickapoo. I can just see someone drop-kicking a cow patty, aimed right at Coburn or Inhofe.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Oh, c'mon, you know damn well Coburn/Inhofe don't deserve a cow patty.

They deserve a whole fucking cement mixer full of elephant shit.

stanpan September 26, 2012 at 7:10 pm

I totally agree. BTW, there's a Facebook page for Oklahomans Mortally Ashamed of Jim Inhofe and Tom Coburn.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Awww! That is GREAT! Thanks for letting me know. I'll go dig it up. I think the national fit of idiocy that propelled the Teabaggers to power may be dying down. I'm finding more blue friends in red states, these days.

PennyDreadful September 27, 2012 at 2:53 am

Off to sign up…

DerrickWildcat September 26, 2012 at 3:36 pm

I'd like to invite them to Nebraska. I will give them a ride up to the Pine Ridge Reservation on the Nebraska/South Dakota Border where they can Whoop and Tomahawk Chop til their heart's content.*

*15 seconds.

slowhansolo September 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Bill John Baker has no credibility until he coughs up his personnel records.

TootsStansbury September 26, 2012 at 3:41 pm

If Scott Brown had a Spirit Helper it would be Cockroach.

DustBowlBlues September 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm

On a serious note, sort of, wasn't a part of Brown's appeal how likable he was supposed to be? When I saw him making fun of E. Warren's skin color in the debate, I was shocked. "Look at her". Jesus C, but that's rude as well as vulgar. Now he's making it worse. Sure, it would be a winning strategy in Ok–oh, right, it would not be such a winning strategy here. She wd. have to claim to be negro for it to work here. The redneck-baggers would throw chunks of watermelon at her. Then she would lose.

Anyway, doesn't he stand a chance of hurting his chances of being elected if the people in Massachusetts, where they think they are so superior to the Dust Bowlers, elect a man who does such despicable things, then everyone in New England and STFU about us.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Looks like Warren's leading by 14 points, at this stage, so you can think of Scotty's crude, obnoxious racism as the last gasps of a dying (with votes) candidate.

James Michael Curley September 26, 2012 at 3:48 pm

"until a real Native American shows up"
How 'bout a Woolly Monmouth with a bad attitude and on crack.

SwanSwanH September 26, 2012 at 3:48 pm

BTW, the subject of Wonkette fave photo Migrant Mother is Cherokee too, but she's a poor, so, irrelevant.

DahBoner September 26, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Needz moar corn-oil butter!

Esteev September 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm

This is what happens to the Nice Guy politician when he runs against someone with "ideas on improving the nation."

randcoolcatdaddy September 26, 2012 at 3:58 pm

The jury is still out on whether Brown and his staffers are human beings or gobs of snot from a horse's butt crack.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Uh, dood, that's not snot. Snot comes from MUCH higher up.

evodevo1 September 26, 2012 at 7:48 pm

Don't insult horse butt cracks – as one who raised horses for many years, I can testify they are cleaner than yours, probably. And definitely much cleaner than those of Brown's staffers.

bibliotequetress September 26, 2012 at 8:34 pm

Jury's back! Answer is…butt crack snot!

HobbesEvilTwin September 26, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Just another Masshole Rethuglican tanking his own otherwise possible shot at winning an election.

douchebags are people, my friend.

Barrelhse September 26, 2012 at 4:08 pm
DesertTed September 26, 2012 at 4:08 pm

Hey Injuns,
This is America and losers don't make the rules. Go back to your casinos where you probably say the same thing.

HarryButtle September 26, 2012 at 6:08 pm

"This is America and losers don't make the rules."

Somebody ought to point this out to the Confederate States of America so they'll shut the fuck up and stop telling the rest of us how to be "real" Americans.

Yellerdawg September 26, 2012 at 4:13 pm

The Romney campaign has been a series of vertical copulations; one fuck up after another.

a_pink_poodle September 26, 2012 at 4:19 pm

The Cherokee Nation chief is the real racist against native peoples here by injecting his racial politics into something as innocent as using stereotypical war whoops and tomahawk arm action to personally attack a politician who has some of that heritage!

bibliotequetress September 26, 2012 at 8:40 pm

Oh, my! It's like you've been reading the flame wars on on Universal Hub all day!
http://www.universalhub.com/2012/imagine-if-warre

Note: Uhub is a great local news site, and the comments of the sloshy bags of douche do not reflect the hard work of its fearless editor Adam.

MittBorg September 26, 2012 at 5:27 pm

You think it'll take the natives THAT long to show them how to use a tomahawk, huh?

owhatever September 26, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Scott Brown is part idiot. The other half is less.

valthemus September 26, 2012 at 9:05 pm

Have the Republicans done anything to offend ethnic Ukrainians yet or is that just something to look forward to?

magnabob September 26, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I hate registering just leave a comment. But, there are two large contingents of Cherokee in Western North Carolina that survived the removal by hiding out and fighting the government, aided in many cases by local whites. Just about everyone whose family was in the region antebellum is some part Native American and very, very few of us have the papers to prove it– other than family Bibles. Warren's claim is quite within the realm of possibility.

ttommyunger September 27, 2012 at 7:54 am

Watched vid. of Brown's Staffers. The simple fact that baseball caps were worn backwards says it all, my friends.

Weenus299 September 27, 2012 at 9:44 am

I can imagine Scott Brown's staffers doing this: http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Noble_Indian_Chie

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