more like bill old amiright

Confuzzled Florida Republican Stalked By Phantom Occupy Burglars

"I just found a nickel."Rep. Bill Young (R-Hiding Under The Covers) was first elected to public office in 1960 and is, by the maths of some churches, literally older than the Earth itself. He has seen a lot of things, and dealt with a lot of things — but at 81, how many more Things can one guy deal with? Wage inequality is certainly not one of them; when asked about it, his only response was “Get a job,” because who would he be if not a caricature of an old man.

There’s something else that’s really irking him, though: This whole 99 Percent business, with their talk of “corporatism” and living in tents and yelling about whatever it is, who can hear with all this racket.

They’re new, and they’re scary — and they’re targeting Bill.

“My home’s been broken into twice,” Young said in the first in a series of three interviews with the Tampa Bay Times over the past two weeks. “And my wife and I have been stalked in Washington and here in Florida. Who’s behind it? I don’t know.”

But the 81-year-old congressman has his suspicions. He’s not looking at his Democratic Party opponent, Jessica Ehrlich. Instead, in two of the three interviews, he named both the Occupy Wall Street movement and the Florida Consumer Action Network as his suspects, explaining: “The Occupiers are after me.”

Do you hear that, Occupiers? Bill Young has been around the block once or twice or a million times, and he’s onto you. And the Tampa Bay Times lays out alllllll the evidence:

Indian Shores police say they haven’t seen signs of any break-ins at Young’s condominium this year.

Ah. Hm.

“There were no pry markings nor impact marks that would be consistent with a forced entry,” Officer Shaun Griffin wrote in his report on this year’s incident. Griffin said in a recent interview that, despite the wet conditions outside, police found no wet footprints anywhere inside the condo, another sign there was no break-in.

But — but Young was there! He has to have known what happened.

Young disagrees with the police conclusion about his alarm. He and his wife, Beverly, were in Washington when it happened, he said.

OK, so he wasn’t THERE, but he’s got evidence. He told police the intruders “left an item in a very, very prominent place to make sure I knew they had been there.” Intrigue!

In all three interviews, Young declined to name what the item was or where he found it, saying police had asked him to keep those details quiet. But Griffin described it as a pillow carried by a ring bearer at a wedding, adding, “There were kids’ jewelry rings that were attached to the bow.”

The pillow and rings were found on a couch on the second floor, the officer said. “We can’t figure out how it got there unless his grandchildren left it there or some of their friends,” Griffin said.

A-HA! The old “pillow on the couch routine.” Even more ominous than the lazier “ace of spades with a knife stuck in it” message. The other 2012 break-in, Young says, occurred when “his daughter-in-law apparently surprised an intruder in the condo who fled without taking anything.”

But his daughter-in-law, Ashley Young, said that apparent break-in had occurred in 2010, not this year. A police report agrees with her account.

Don’t worry, FL-10, your district is in good and not-at-all-confused hands. [Tampa Bay Times via Salon]

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  • Mittens Howell, III

    “And my wife and I have been stalked in Washington and here in Florida. Who’s behind it? I don’t know."

    I smell the stench of Mitt Romney here.

    • YasserArraFeck

      Next time, slam on the brakes of the Hoverround, and take them stalkers completely by surprise

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        It'll be a Stalker Pile-up!

  • tbogg

    Is this going to be like Scream but with olds?

    • Blueb4sinrise

      What a great idea.

    • HogeyeGrex

      Wheeze?

      • http://krisbunda.com/blog/index.php Designer_Rants

        Snore?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      The calls are coming from INSIDE YOUR HEAD!

      • bobbert

        So much win.

    • Gleem McShineys

      I Know What You Did (In Your Adult Diapers) Last Summer

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      O.T.
      Is that an English Cocker in your avatar?
      (I asked weeks ago, but intense debate was having a bad day.)

      • elisabeth_vt

        It's a Bassett Hound.

      • Willardbot9000_V2.5

        it's a Basset, hilarious little chubsters that they are…

      • tbogg

        Wembley the basset

  • nounverb911

    "police had asked him to keep those details quiet"
    I bet it was his Rentboy account number that was stolen.

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Are you shitting me? Republicans are so paranoid about THAT account number getting stolen that the old ones hide it in a safe, inside another safe surrounded by electrified wires. Younger ones hide it in their computer in a file named "evidence showing I am totally not secretly gay!"….which as anyone knows no one would figure to check that file. I've heard Boner keeps his numbers hidden in his massive bar tab figures…

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Occupy Ninjas, motherfuckah.

    • noodlesalad

      They don't leave footprints BECAUSE THEY NEVER TOUCH THE GROUND!!!!

  • noodlesalad

    He may be a dingbat, but I strongly support his bill, H.R. 5436, "Is it time for the pancakes and turn on the television because it's time for pancakes." I think Roscoe Bartlett co-sponsored.

    • chicken_thief

      Pancakes, with a side of bacon!!!

      • miss_grundy

        Yum, I approve this message!!

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      Don't forget the "Get off my lawn" amendment to bill H.R. 5436.

      • noodlesalad

        Or the Matlock Earmark.

  • Callyson

    Obscure ancient Congress lackey says what now?

    • mrpuma2u

      They send his page over to wake him up in time to vote for whatever the orange Boner wants.

  • Terry

    Hallucinations are a symptom of dementia. They really are.

    • WIDTAP

      Well, the loss of a sense of time, such a break-in this year versus two years ago, is really a symptom of memory loss and the beginning of dementia, but….

      Oops, snark button was off. Sorry about that.

      With votes, i mean.

      • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

        Maybe that's why he insists on wearing that onion on his belt.
        (It WAS the fashion of the time.)

        • Gleem McShineys

          My onion is missing! HELP POLICE!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I can't be demented! I'm on LSD!

  • Doktor Zoom

    "And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friends’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock…"

    –Life of Brian

    "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

    –Jack Handey

    • freakishlywrong

      Upfists all around for a freaking Jack Handey ref, Zoom!

    • FakaktaSouth

      Hey Old Guy Rep Bill Young, “Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”

      –also Jack Handey

  • bumfug

    All over America, Occupiers are going "Who the fuck is Bill Young?"

  • Callyson

    “The Occupiers are after me.”

    How many Occupiers have even heard of this unimportant member of Congress? I'm going with NOTK…

  • Jus_Wonderin

    If this is what the sad slippery slope of senility looks like, I am glad I am only a half oldz.

    • Baconzgood

      It happened to my Grand pap. One day he was ok the next he was comming home in a police car for hitting a teenager on the bus with his cane.

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        My grandma, all 4'10" of her started kicking people in the shins.

    • Geminisunmars

      Jus you wait, young'un. It's not nearly as fun as it looks.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Honestly, it is beginning to set in. I now have a high frequency hearing loss and associated tinnitus. It has shaken me a bit. I know we don't last forever, I was just hoping replacement parts would be available by now.

        Geez, I am 53 for geez sakes!!!

        • ph7

          Well, I went to the doctor
          I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough"
          He said, "Let me break it to you, son"
          Your shit's fucked up."
          I said, "my shit's fucked up?"
          Well, I don't see how-"
          He said, "The shit that used to work-
          It won't work now."
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHDdqubE7zQ

        • Geminisunmars

          I'm 61 and hubby is 87. I took care of my parents during their final days, dying in their mid-80s. I know it is all inevitable, but it sure is damn hard. I'm planning on taking the easy way out before I'm too far gone, if I can remember to do it when the time comes.

          • Jus_Wonderin

            I feel for you, having gone through that process. My older brother and I have a pact. Which ever one of us needs it first will be "taken on a hunting trip". I do hope his aim holds up longer than mine.

          • Geminisunmars

            I'll probably get in my car for a long long drive.

  • l_boogie

    When reached out to for comment on the Occupy Bill Young's Lawn movement, Rep. Young (R-Dementia) replied, "HEEEENNNGHHH?"

    • calliecallie

      Get off my lawn, you rotten kids!

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Then he followed that with, "as I was saying, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time…."

  • banana_bread

    So then he called the operator and she told him the paranoia is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

    • CrankyLttlCamperette

      OF REPRESENTATIVES!!!

      • banana_bread

        Zing!

  • hagajim

    What happened to the gold old days when a horses head was left for you? In this geezers case maybe a bottle of Geritol might serve better?

    • anniegetyerfun

      Aw, damn, you beat me to it.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    The old “pillow on the couch routine.” just add roofies.

  • freakishlywrong

    My only regret in selling my house is that I don't get to vote against this immoral, stenching goblin again.

    • vodkamuppet

      Just vote there anyway. All democrats do it, or so I'm told.

  • Callyson

    He told police the intruders “left an item in a very, very prominent place to make sure I knew they had been there.”

    How many times do we have to remind you to put the dildo away *before* the wife comes home?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Indian Shores police say they haven’t seen signs of any break-ins at Young’s condominium this year.

      But the backwards "B"!!!!

  • cc423

    Wayne Newton needs to take a nap.

  • midnighttoker69

    Jesus, time to take grandpa out of public office and put him in a nice home somewhere with a nice view, thickened food, and lots of valium.

  • Boojum

    I think he meant "orderlies" instead of "Occupiers". Aphasia is one of the signs of dementia. Or, he could just be a lying asshat drama queen.

    • FakaktaSouth

      Hell bring on the caretakers. 40 ain't too old to just wanna lie in bed and have people bring me drugs, is it?

      • Boojum

        You just described my retirement plans.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Did they have nets and She1ey-approved huggy-bear coats?

    • banana_bread

      Why not both?

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Isn't it time this guy packed it in and retired to Florida?

    Wait a minute.

  • FakaktaSouth

    At least this crazy fuckwit confused old man actually DOES seem to represent his actual constituency.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Oldez or the Florida State Mental Institution?

      • Boojum

        You just described teh GOP, twice.

  • no_gravity

    New poster boy for the baggerz in Florida.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    ♪♫ Paranoia strikes deep
    Into your life it will creep
    It starts when you're always afraid
    You step out of line, the man the #Occupiers come and take you away ♫♪

    • YouFail4eva

      But then it turns out they just do mic checks outside your front door while beating on drums.

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Hmmm … a confused 81 year old and a Republican member of Congress. Looks like a case of Double Dementia, folks.

    • BadKitty904

      Eastwood/Young 1958! USA! USA!

  • red_kira

    You kids get off my lawn!

  • NorthStarSpanx

    "My home's been broken into twice." Indian Shores police say they haven’t seen signs of any break-ins at Young’s condominium this year.

    This was not intended to be a factual statement.

  • Exhausted66

    More like Bill Old.
    Amiright?

  • YasserArraFeck

    Don Corleone finally went with the "horses head in the bed" approach after the "ring-bearer's pillow" gambit failed to engender the requisite degree of terror.

  • jaytingle

    A pillow with kids' jewelry rings. Pretty sure I saw that tattoo at Zuccotti Park last week. And it reeked of Febreeze Thai Dragon Fruit Fabric Refresher.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    It might be childish, but I have this irresistable urge to run up behind him and yell "BOO!".

    • sewollef

      Shame on you Jus…. how can you think of doing such a thing?

      When sneaking up behind him and popping a balloon would see much better results.

    • miss_grundy

      Really? Wouldn't BOOGA-BOOGA! be way better?

  • Baconzgood

    The calls are comming form inside the house!

    • emmelemm

      The calls are cumming from inside the house?

      • BaldarTFlagass

        the calls are e.e. cummings from inside the house!

        • elviouslyqueer

          Cum is calling from inside the house!

        • Mittens Howell, III

          the c all

          s

          ar e e e cum

          mings

          FROM in

          sidethehouse

          !

          • emmelemm

            Serious literary WIN.

          • BadKitty904

            toujours gai kid

          • BaldarTFlagass

            Musta been an English major.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "And someone keeps leaving the clicker in the sofa cushions. And yesterday my car keys were in the refrigerator and the steak I bought was hanging from the hook by the front door. It's those Russkies up to no good again."

  • NorthStarSpanx

    Oh I remember him, he's one of the only Congressman to have never graduated High School. And look at how that worked out for him, and America too.

  • barto

    At his age you gotta kinda wonder: right condo? right street? right city? obviously he's quite fuzzy on timelines…

    • banana_bread

      This is not my beautiful wife! How did I get here?

      • BadKitty904

        More like "Puzzling Evidence"…

  • BaldarTFlagass

    He also calls the cops when the onions for his belt go missing.

    • CrunchyKnee

      Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.

  • Slim_Pickins

    He is also running an anti-incumbent campaign against Jessica Ehrlich.

    • miss_grundy

      Wait, what? But he's been in Congress since the Sixties?????

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    His rentboy left a footlong dildo on the nightstand.
    dah dah DAH!

    • Not_So_Much

      I assumed someone left a diesel-powered Anal-Intruder™ flopping around on his coffee table. A pillow just seems weak. (unless it's covered with bite marks)

  • BaldarTFlagass

    You're not paranoid, old guy. We ARE out to get you.

    • YouFail4eva

      With votes, right? Just want to confirm.

  • PsycWench

    Someone breaks into my office and leaves papers lying around everywhere, I never know where my coffee cup will be, there are piles of books all over…

    • Boojum

      God, you too? When will this nightmare end?

    • sewollef

      Sounds like my studio at home, you been sneaking in again Psyc?

      • PsycWench

        Um, no, and also you should buy more M&Ms.

  • Fare la Volpe

    Dementia's a hell of a drug. A former coworker of mine used to think the year was 1994, and would call me by her son's name every time we spoke.

    She never hallucinated that anarchists were breaking into her house, but you should have heard her beliefs about reverse vampires.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      "and would call me by her son's name every time we spoke"

      With a minor amount of convincing, you might get in her Will.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ Chow Yun Flat

    Sorry Bill, but no one has stalked or even been mildly interested in you for decades.

  • Poindexter718

    Man's got a point. Just this weekend an occupy thug disguised himself as an eighth-grader and broke into Rep. Grimm's office.
    Was serious: He deleted all of Rep. Grimm's porn and replaced it with Rachel Maddow clips.

  • Hera Sent Me

    Bill is back home after failing to get his signature piece of legislation, the "You Kids Get Offa My Lawn" Act, passed through a recalcitrant Senate.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    "GET OFF MY CONDO!!!!1!1!!"

  • comrad_darkness

    Senile and scared is no way to go through congress, Gramps.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Get thee to the nursing home.

    • BadKitty904

      "Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."

  • elviouslyqueer

    Dear Rep. Young:

    It was Colonel Mustard, in the pantry, with a rust-encrusted dildo. Now kindly STFU and go back to watching Matlock reruns, you senile moron.

    No love,

    Jessica Fletcher

    • Thurman Munster IV

      Matlock was a commie. Look it up.

  • kittensdontlie

    The solution of this crime is more shocking then anyone would have realized:
    The Occupiers were there, and they are his grandchildren….that's gotta hurt.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I bet it was George Zimmerman.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Stand Your Linens!

    • Willardbot9000_V2.5

      Nahhh….Young is too white. George only lurks in black peoples homes and then when someone notices him, he shoots them and claims his life was in danger after scuffing his own head to show injuries. That's totally a different thing…by the way, is anyone aside from me totally not surprised his "alternate" account to the physical evidence is coming apart at the seams? Yes George, Trayvon Martin a man with no history of violence suddenly grabs your gun and says "you're going to die tonight"…while you with a long history of violence and an authority complex (not to mention racist proclivities toward young black males) was just walking away from the scene when he attacked you…uh huh…

  • herecomedajudge

    Holy Shit! I was born in 1961, I feel old…a lot, and forget shit all the time, and he's been in office for longer than I've been alive……..jesushchrist

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Oh Sweetie, you mean the people who had their jobs and futures ripped away from them because of the policies you've supported all your career?

    Those people you responded to with a thinly veiled 'Fuck You'?

    Those are the people you are now intensely paranoid about, worried day and night that they might track you down and hurt you, maybe?

    Let me reassure you …

    AAAAAAAAARGHH!!! HERE THEY COME!! RUN RUN! HERE THEY COME!!

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    Who are we kidding? It's those fucking saucer people with their black helos and anal DNA probes.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      That's a party in some parts of New Mexico.

      • Boojum

        That's a Romney fundraiser.

  • LibrarianX

    "left an item in a very, very prominent place to make sure I knew they had been there."

    Translation: he crapped on the floor of the kitchen – blames intruders.

  • An_Outhouse

    "You kids get off my couch and take that pillow with you!!!"

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Dennis Miller, back when he was funny, once remarked how Ronald Reagan would be 77 at the end of his term. He also remarked that Reagan had access to The Button (kids, if you don't understand this, ask an old.)

    He further iterated that his grandfather was also 77, yet the family would not even give him the TV remote.

    And upon reflection, wow, Dennis Miller really never was that funny. Jesus.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Wouldn't prunes help him?

  • sullivanst

    He looks like a creepy, unlikeable, paranoid version of Regis Philbin.

  • keinsignal

    Look, congressmen are supposed to reflect the priorities and worldview of their constituents, so personally I can't imagine a better individual to represent Florida's 10th.

  • Generation[redacted]

    Alright, which one of you lefty occupiers hid my keys?!

  • Mondo_Cane

    Grandpa?!!!

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Ya know what always kinda skeeves me out? When someone's entire face only occupies the bottom half of their head. Yeah, go back up there and take a look. Of course, it's even worse when their face occupies the top half of their head, but someone that looked like that would probably never get elected no matter how teabaggy he/she was.

  • BadKitty904

    "Bill Young, Coot"

  • comrad_darkness

    Is it okay to make fun of the elderly if they are using their position of power to screw up our lives?

    • UnholyMoses

      "Is it okay to make fun of the elderly … "

      Yes.

      The rest of your question is superfluous.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Granpa Dude, if you're worried now, just wait until people find out about the video you made about Muhammed.

  • qwerty42

    " …The old “pillow on the couch routine.” Even more ominous than the lazier “ace of spades with a knife stuck in it” message. …
    Next, while out walking late one afternoon, at twilight, a rough-looking stranger wearing a tricorn hat will appear out of the evening mists and hand him a piece of paper. It will be a page torn out of a bible and will have a black spot drawn on it. The stranger will then wheel and disappear into the fog.

    • BadKitty904

      He should keep a weather-eye out for a sea-faring man with one leg…

  • johnetic

    Begging your pardon, Tampa Bay Times, what is this thing you are doing, checking facts with other sources before printing the unvarnished ramblings of someone? Don't you know that if a politician says something, your job is not to check the facts, but just type out the statement on your 'puter and send it through your Printmaster software direct to the printer? One could accuse you of actual journalism. This will never do.

  • http://for-the-turnstiles.blogspot.com 4TheTurnstiles

    A Specter is haunting Bill Young. It is the Specter of Karma Biting him in his Old Man Ass.

  • Serolf_Divad

    Yeah, pretty much every time a paranoid 81 year old's burglar alarm goes off it's because the hippies are breaking in to steal his Geritol (they use over-the-counter medications for cooking meth, or something, he's heard) and not because he keeps forgetting to punch-in the code to turn off the alarm when he gets back from the 5:30 early bird special at Golden Corral.

  • Estproph

    Occupy Senility

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Somebody keeps leaving red dog hair all over my floor. It's starting to seriously piss me off.

  • pdiddycornchips

    Today we are all lords of the pillow ring.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Has teh Wonkette filed for a copyright on Confuzzled?

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    At 81, he's younger than 95% of his constituents in Florida. And just as batty.

  • UnholyMoses

    We should start killing the oldz* and turn them into Soylent Green Tapioca to be served on the 4 pm dinner buffet.

    (* WITH VOTES, OKAY?!)

  • Amanwithnoplan

    As the disease spreads to more regions of the brain, additional clinical symptoms may include:

    increasing memory loss and confusion
    shortened attention span
    problems recognizing friends and family members
    difficulty with language and problems with reading, writing, or working with numbers
    difficulty organizing thoughts and thinking logically
    inability to learn new tasks or to cope with new or unexpected situations
    inappropriate outbursts of anger
    perceptual-motor problems, such as trouble getting out of a chair or setting the table
    repetitive statements or movement, and occasional muscle twitches
    hallucinations, delusions, suspiciousness or paranoia, and irritability
    loss of impulse control, such as undressing at inappropriate times or places or using vulgar language
    exacerbation of behavioral symptoms, such as restlessness, agitation, anxiety, tearfulness, and wandering —especially in the late afternoon or evening—called, “sundowning”

    Sundown time.

    AP

    • Blueb4sinrise

      Uh oh. We're in deep trouble.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    hi FL:

    could you just stop for godssake?!?

    thanks.

    the rest of us

  • anniegetyerfun

    My grandmother went to her grave believing that the KGB was still trying to find her (she died in 2000). Thank goodness she didn't ever run for office.

  • HogeyeGrex

    Sounds like someone's about ready for a trip to the glue factory.

    With votes, of course.

  • Naked_Bunny

    I hate it when I'm stalked by phantom buglers. Why can't it be phantom harpists, or at least phantom pan flautists?

  • ttommyunger

    Ha, Ha, Wonkette! The joke's on you: 81 is fucking adolescent where this dickwad comes from. He's in his prime! (shudder)

  • anniegetyerfun

    It's a well-known fact that Francis Ford Coppola considered using a ringbearer pillow in lieu of the horse head scene in The Godfather, but it was deemed too terrifying.

  • Trannysurprise

    My grandmother thought she had been broken into once. She saw where they left their clothes.

    Turns out they were just her own clothes she forgot about.

    And she thought Mexicans stole her air conditioner.

  • proudgrampa

    I just want to say to my fellow Wonketteers who address this bozo as "Gramps" or "Grandpa" that said bozo does NOT, in anyway, represent the views or opinions of this proudgrampa.

    He should know that it's time to get on the ice floe.

  • owhatever

    Okay, Occupiers. We have the old man confused and frightened. Good work. Now time for the big strike. You know what to do. And again, stay invisible.

    • DahBoner

      Stay invisible, my friends…

  • Thurman Munster IV

    The paranoids are after me!

  • Esteev

    I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

  • lilah80

    You know, the same thing kept happening to my 94-year-old Bapa, except it was children hiding under the bed who were breaking in and stealing his things. Of course, as he said, "You don't blame the children, it's the parents and how they were raised."

    Also, he was dangerously senile.

    Also, instead of being in charge of the business of state, he was watched by home health care nurses around the clock. Something to think about, Young Family.

  • DahBoner

    I SEE STUPID PEOPLE

  • BartStarrland

    Change your security code from 1-2-3-4 old man!

  • http://wonkette.com/ slowhansolo

    Somebody keeps closing shades! Open when I leave, closed when I come home! We're haunted by occupados!

  • LibertyLover

    Clearly it wasn't Occupy at all. More likely, it was teh gheys. Can't you see the pillow on the couch with two child rings are complete code for Gay Marriage! Of course, it's all so clear to me now.

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    Bill Young is a misnomer, right?

  • Willardbot9000_V2.5

    I think this guys brain is lumpier and of thinner consistency than his Quaker Oatmeal…totally doesn't bother me that he's still a sitting Rep. Nope, not at all….