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Sad Mitt Romney Tries Unsuccessfully To Lead Chant Of His Own Name
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You say potato, I say potahtoh.
Let's call the whole thing off.
Mitt, fluffers can work for more than just the porn industry. Be a job creator, hire a fluffer before your appearances and you won't have to lead your own cheer again for the next seven weeks.
Somebody got a prototype rhythm chip installed!
"What kind of kook, would make cats puke?!"
BTW, I was at a Green Peace Rally years back and everybody's chants were rubbish so I started saying this really loud and everybody started repeating it. I don't even remember what we were outraged about, but it probably didn't have anything to do with Cats.
"What kind of Cucumber would make cats Puke November?"
White Men Can't Chant.
They were chanting "Willard, Willard"?
I think it was "Imhotep! Imhotep!"…
"Klaatu barada nikto"
They weren't booing, they were saying BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROMNEY
The sole survivor of the plane crash, he eventually ate himself.
That is a very talented man. Few people can do that.
I read that story! It was a short story by Stephen King about a guy who survived a ship wreck by eating himself. Lead to some really interesting lunch time conversations at work.
I can do better
*clears throat*
BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!
See your cheering Baconzgood
Actually, I was cheering for your brother, Chris P.
Bacon, heard you went up in price, and in related news, the South are the fattest states. Where do you live?
The North. PA.
Going up in price now, are we? Sounds like *someone* is letting a jerb go to his head and is turning all ELEETIST on us now!!1
The energy is palpable in Vandalia Ohio.
The work you're looking for is "entropy".
It's a dark energy…
Not ready reading drive A
Abort, Retry, Fail?
EPIC Abort, Retry, FAIL
CTRL-ALT-DEL..fuck it… FORMAT C:
418 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
My very FAVORITE RFC….
Also symbolically, more or less the only plank in the Romney campaign his base is voting for:
"Not coffee"
Not rfc 1149?
That's a good one, but I remain more partial to RFC 1149 myself.
No, he's a republican machine. Abort is not an option.
He's a RICH Republican machine…abort is hidden under "maintenance" from the wingnut runtimes.
WIN
fdisk
FSCK!
Romney's more of a chkdsk.
His sadness is my happiness.
Ewe Essay! Ewe Essay! Ewe Essay!
"What I did on my summer vacation"
(NSFW)
Sheeple Libel!
(usamurka#1!!!).
If he wanted aliteration, shoulda gone with "lame and loser." I'd chant to that.
And when that got tiresome, we could switch to "lame and lamier."
Sue, I approve this message.
I guess they forgot to reboot him before they had him take the stage.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: “O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.” And God granted it.
- Voltaire
Your Emperorness has come up with the perfect quote. I applaud respectfully.
"Dear lord…stay out of our way…"
- Stewie Griffin
R-M-O-N-E-Y R-M-O-N-E-Y
Maybe Mitt should hire some of those cheerleaders Biden likes to watch on the hardwood without a net.
I could tangle out what could be a clever euphemism in that post but I will quibble with "Mitt should hire".
Wealthy Old Goats trying to achieve hardwood w/o Big Pharma is one thing, but who is Annette?
Pretty presumptive of Mittens to assume Ryan hasn't just stone cold bailed on his ass sometime in between him getting off the bus and oh, 4 seconds later.
Palin went rogue, Ryan goes Galt.
And the TeeTards want him to go Glock.
The scene from 8 Mile left on the editing room floor.
Sad Trombone / Ryan 2012!
Sad Trombone / Rusty Trombone 2012.
Needs more "Blue Screen of Death" (with votes).
Even his hair is all unkempt. Mittens is just falling apart these days.
Seriously, what the hell is going on with his hair these days? I'm concerned.
Needz moar gel
Must be a problem with his circuitry.
And the orange face, too -what's going on??
/ worry /
RAW!
MONEY!
RAW!
MONEY!
Things sure have changed since the entire young entrepreneur's club cheered him on as he chopped off the gay kid's hair.
I'm sorry to say, Mitt, but life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.
Hold on to 16 as long as you can…
That's Biden's purview.
Inches or years?
Thought Dr. Jill said a yardstick.
Mouthful
2016 is his next chance, after all…
A little ditty about Mitt and Ann
Romney chants are no fun… nothing really rhymes with "Romney"… now… "Mitt" on the other hand… I can think of one word in particular that ryhmes with Mitt……
Momny!
I suppose "Shillard" would work too…
There is also "twit," but your word is more accurate and fun.
Hit? Bit?
Zit!
Ooh, ooh, I know! Is it Cli<CENSORED>?
Tit? Nah, that's a naughty word. You must be thinking of Wit.
Nitwit?
Schmidt?
That could be the first time anyone has ever used Mitt and wit in the same thought without "half" coming in between.
But wit is something Romney lacks; however he is a tit.
Hominy
Grit?
Puffy and white? Yes.
Grit Hominy!
Quit?
I vote for this one.
half-wit, armpit, culprit, nitwit, unfit, zit.
Hit(ler)?
Pit? Obit? Spit? Dimwit? My choice is "Unfit."
Miffed Ennui?
Nit Wit
Idjit.
Mitt's a twit with little wit, a stupid git who makes me spit, he has a zit in his armpit, he slammed the Brits, he's quite unfit, he's easily mocked in comedy skits, he made his poor dog Seamus shit, that's about it, I'm going to quit.
But I like Hominy Rominy, too.
You are a cross between Dr.'s Seuss and Demento, and I say that with true respect and admiration!
That's what it sounds like when you pay for your "crowd" at less than minimum wage.
Mitt the bit!
"NOT THE BLACK GUY! NOT THE BLACK GUY! NOT THE BLACK GUY!"
This guy really needs to learn how to play to his base.
All his base are belong to Jesus.
Jesus take the wheel; take it from my hand…
I hate that fucking song. It exemplifies quitters.
Why'd you have to bring $arah into this??
….cause I can't do this one my own; I'm letting go…
Biden is having panties thrown at him, Mitt. Let's try to keep up.
Flip-Flop, Flip-Flop, Flip-Flop, Flip-Flop……
You didn't build that.
NEEDZ MOAR BILL
Okay, I officially feel REALLY bad for him. I can't look straight at him, anymore.
Me, too. I cringed. Then I laughed at the comments, so I'm a bad person.
I'm worried that he's "un-peaking" too early, and that he will stage a come-back.
"No worries folks. It's just a bit of ice. Remember this ship's reputation. We will be serving champagne around the Grand Staircase".
"It's just a flesh wound"
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis-"
The media will do its best to make you feel that way after the first debate, but this is getting to the point of cement shoes hardening up. The only real issue is who all goes down with him.
With any luck: All of them, Katie.
I'll feel bad for him when Nokia repossesses him.
I would, too, but then I remember he's an arrogant, vicious, amoral swine…
Mitt dries his tears with one million dollar bills.
Not me. Fuck him and his bicycle helmet.
Well, hell the trouble here is obvious, he went polysyllabic-consonance, and words are hard, especially when all the Rs I know still in this thing for him are soley NOBAMAs at this point. They don't really like being reminded of who their candidate actually is.
I figured they were failing at the classic, "Mitt Mitt full of shit," so, shows what I know.
Still, I bet everyone in the audience got a medal and a juicebox for trying, the precious little trigs, oops, I mean angels.
You're going to get us in trouble again. And one day, I may make you go to one of these things, down in the trenches, so we shouldn't over-generalize that EVERYONE there is conservatarded. Some of them may be really really drunk and taunt-y with a hot ass Camaro in the parking lot waiting to make a hasty getaway if needed.
That would be great if you ever met! You guys might get along.
Shoot, we might get married! Where's the damn car?
It's ok, papa bear. I'm waiting back home in the car port for you.
Hey, I like this chant–think I'll join in:
Rob me Lyin'! Rob me Lyin'!
Mitt and Paul!
Balls to the wall!
It just occurred to me that watching Mitt try to give a political speech is like watching a 5 year old trying to drive a car. It goes nowhere fast.
…but can do lot of damage in the process.
Hey now, my son was parallel parking his power wheel mustang like a boss at age 4! He'd probably be a more convincing presidential candidate too. Bedwetter/Snot-nose 2016!
And more likeable, to boot.
Duuude take back my first comment, I've never laughed this hard in my entire life.
OT, but may I tell you that your screenname is brilliant?
Thank you :)
Did they whiten him before that appearance?
They de-Boehnered Mitt?
Mexican makeup remover. Adios Univision.
I'm not sure that it's physically possible to make him any whiter…
Looks like they need to pull out the glitter.
Just ask him to dance…
Oh, God…
Eat your heart out Elaine!
ENNUI! ENNUI!
He should really work on his presentation skills if he hopes to generate excitement at the upcoming Republican National Convention.
"So, if you stick YOUR head in the butcher's ass….no, that's not right…"
The man is a force of nature, a matchless political virtuoso, the most electrifying personality to burst upon the American…since…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I don't know how his handlers get out of bed every morning.
He uncouples his wrist servos and applies an electric shock to the soles of their feet.
I'm not so sure they do. From the looks of things.
Since Pawlentzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
I know how: at gunpoint.
Because he leaves a trail of bonus money that they hoover up like flies on a shit trail.
No, asshole, it's O-H-I-O.
you rang?!?!
You want to kill me! You want to kill me!
we should make him go bowling with hillary.
And in more Romney idiocy news, my fellow olds may remember that way back in 1989 a team at the University of Utah claimed to have discovered cold fusion, which was quickly proven to be bullshit. Well apparently Mittens forget that part and actually thinks we've been able to perform cold fusion since 1989 but just haven't done anything with it yet (note that if cold fusion existed, we'd have no energy crisis and no more need for fossil fuel energy plants):
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/24/1135928/…
Hey, I saw that documentary with Val Kilmer and Elizabeth Shue….(yum!)!
I'll second that yum on Ms. Shue. I knew a girl who went to college with her. Sadly, I knew this woman after she was out of college. She said Elizabeth was nice and polite…uh, excuse me for a few…
Two words for ya: Leaving Las Vegas.¹
¹OK, it's three but I got distracted by thoughts of Shue as a hooker…
Arguably her greatest role. I envy the guy whom she does a little role playing with…
jesus fuck. So, he thinks its all being held back by some liberal commie conspiracy? This, this is the dumbest thing ever of all the dumbness. I love this.
Are Mormons allowed to use cold fusion?
With special underpants, everything is possible.
When you have that many wives, well, one of the fusions is bound to be cold eve'y now and then.
Cold fusion > hot drinks.
And why aren't we funding research into perpetual motion instead of fooling around with untested technologies like wind and solar?
Phlogiston!
You perpetual motion morans! All bleeding heart "This has to move" and "that has a rhythm"…
"Oh, the wheels on Mitt's bus go round and round,…all through the towns.
The
gascold fusion on Mitt's bus goes glug glug glug,…all through the towns…."THAT'S IT!
Obviously, he thinks "cold fusion" is more ice in his iced tea!
Paging Dr. Goldberg. Will Dr. Rube Goldberg please report to the white paging telephone.
My PhD advisor was in the presidential commission to "check that shit out". Every lab they went to check, "stuff wasn't working" the day they were there to see. He sed after the first three places he visited had this condition, he knew it was bullshit.
That's so DUMB. Everyone knows that Doc Oc was the one who solved cold fusion. Backfired a bit, though.
I think we should take another look at arc reactor technology.
Oh my God, that is astoundingly dumb! It's also strike three (strike one: windows on planes, strike two: fresh air for fires).
"We also have water engine technology that nobody's picking up and running with!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Meyer%27s_wa…
C'mon, Chet. Some guy with glasses and a lab coat checks that out. Mittens handles the deals. He's a "big picture" kind of guy.
This is good news for the poorz, who have plenty of cold in the winter. They can fuse it to heat hobo beans when the sterno runs out.
Wait, Mitt thinks the Mother Jones video is "debunked", but Fleischmann and Pons are not?
Yeesh!
Who do we want?
ROMNEY
When do we want him?
NEVER!!!!!
R. O. M. N. E. Why?
Reminds me of Al Franken's joke about the 2000 Florida recount:
What do we want?
PATIENCE!
When do we want it?
NOW!
Mitt, play to your strength: Go with "Who wants $100? Who wants $100?" as you throw Benjamins to the crowd.
He'd never do that. There is too much risk that a 47percenter might get his/her hands on one.
I'd go to a Mittens rally for $100. And I'd stay for the lulz and lmaos.
"Romney, party of one" is taking on new meanings…
Remember when Bill Clinton got Buddy and he kept repeating that quote, "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog?" Well Mitt's just SOL all over the place.
For a moment I thought that said SQL, and then I remembered that's a little advanced for a machine of Mittbot's generation.
ETA: Plus, of course, and how could I miss this, Mittbot does not accept queries.
It's a rare candidate who can suck the life out of his own rally. I'll bet vampires run away when they see Mitt coming.
Uma – Oprah! Uma – Oprah!
Thumbs-up just cause I remember how Letterman made me laugh that night~
Why didn't Romney chant U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A instead? Is he not patriotic anymore?
Oh I forgot, look at this, he is from a furregin country: http://bit.ly/QvgcT8
BAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pool reporters say his airplane window gaffe was a joke. Tim Stanley writes in The Telegraph: "It's worth noting that Romney has a habit of throw away lines that suggest a barbed sense of humour that no one else quite gets."
So what was the joke? Egg getting sucked out of the plane, and thus not having to suffer teary eyes from the smoke?!
"Remember how my wife, standing here right next to me, was in a scary situation the other day? Wouldn't it be funny if she, and everyone else on that plane, had died? Hahahahaha."
Hmm nope, only a sociopath could find that funny. But then we're talking about Willard Romney here.
A good friend and I are trying to figure out if he's a high-functioning sociopath or someone on the mild end of the Autistic spectrum.
(Maybe a knowledgeable wonketteer has a theory.)
Well it seems like everybody claims to have mild Asberger's these days, and usually seems to use it as an excuse to act like a douchebag; but no, I think he really is a sociopath, and those billions prove it. Remember, to succeed as a high-level corporate executive sociopathy is pretty much a requirement.
Unless dude starts forgetting the faces of his own relatives, no, he's not an Aspie.
I have a kid that is bona fide one and, trust me — they're different in many, many ways; they're not just mouthy, self-centered assholes.
That's just a side effect.
I score him in the low 20s on the Hare checklist, using my special Bill Frist remote diagnosis powers. 30 is a diagnosis; 25 is enough to categorize you as a psychopath for research purposes.
well this months Scientific American has a sciency article that sort of suggests that CEO's are serial murderers just without the murdering part. ie CEO's have no empathy which allows them to sleep at night where as someone with normal empathy would toss and turn and eventually collapse from exhaustion.
Look it up , I shit you not.
There's a reason I didn't go to biz school, nor law school.
It's called "having a soul."
"I'm gonna let my hair down and pretend to be an idiot. That'll get the pool on my side!"
Real estate executive Everitt told TheBlaze. “It was a clearly delivered joke…There were 1,000 people there that will tell you the same thing.”
That's a 1000 people to none, confirming that Mitens is an idiot.
If we need to poll the campaign reporters to decide if you are joking, you are not doing it right.
"SALT LAKE CITY, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"
"Are you adequately prepared to rock?"
"YEA—"
"Silence!"
This my fruede is so fucking schadening right now.
If your freud continues to schaden for more than 4 hours, consult your hilaricist.
This is funnier than you can ever know.
You got your schaden in my fruede!
What's next? "Put you hands in da air cause I jus don't care!" Jeeze this guy is a tool.
"Hello, this is Penn Avenue Decorating. Yes? Oh, Mrs. Romney. What was that? Well, that is unfortunate. We had just completed the measurements. Okay. It was our pleasure. Call us again if you change you mind."
Goering-Goebbels! Goering-Goebbels! Goering-Goebbels!
C'mon, I can't hear you !!
He is the whitest man ever.
OK, this is getting to "Spinal Tap Plays Jazz Odyssey billed below puppet show" territory, but with less competence and intelligence.
It brings back a memory (wavy screen)
Several years ago, Notre Dame hired a very arrogant man named Charley Weiss who had never been a college head coach, only a coordinator in the pros, to coach their football team. He had been a Notre Dame undergrad (though not a football player.) (He had been towel-boy or some such thing, I believe, but I may be mistaken about that.) This was his dream job, had been since he was a kid.
He had some early success with players recruited by the despised prior coach, but after three years and seasons getting worse and worse it appeared that he wasn't made to be a college head coach. He was awful. And things were getting worse.
He had such a shrewdly crafted (10 year, or so) contract, which would pay him such an enormous amount of money if he was fired before the contract was up, that ND could hardly afford to fire him. This bought him some time. But things got so bad that apparently a collection of well-heeled alumni passed the hat.
His fifth year was a do-or-die year. It was understood that unless something really good happened, he was cooked. And in fact, bad things happened. Finally, in a game against a not very strong U Conn team, his team lost another game they should (given the talent difference) have won easily, on the last couple of plays. And as he walked across the field for the obligatory handshake to the other coach, you could see it on his face. He knew he was finished. He'd play out the season, but nothing could save him now. The fallen, tired face of a man who had been handed his dream, and let it all slip through his hands.
Even though I thought poorly of the man, I also thought you would have to have a heart of stone not to feel a pang of genuine sadness on his behalf. To empathize with his grief. And I did feel sympathy.
Two days later he said or did something spectacularly douchebaggy (can't remember what it was) and all the sympathy vanished.
I'm not sure why I'm remembering that story just now….
Think you're correctomondo on that Chichikov. Mittens will leave the political stage with all the grace of a frightful dose of Montezuma's revenge.
Perhaps he could ask Sarah Palin for a concession speech. I believe she has an unused one in a drawer somewhere.
a frightful dose of Montezuma's revenge
Seamus Strikes Back
You're not just a woofin'!
I love when Notre Dame loses. Every time it happens, an angel gets his wings, did you know?
I'm so tired of their Holy Irish Catholic Heritage of taking fucking college football so seriously, like the Crusades or something, and their Hamlet-like debates over whether they should lower their vaunted standards. Their radio play-by-play guy got suspended a few weeks ago, because he said on air that they need to have more criminals on their team if they want to be a powerhouse again.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/colleges/14934734-…
But then, I hate all college sports.
I promise to feel as much actual human sympathy towards Mitt if he loses as he would've felt towards me had he won and proceeded to fuck the economy over royally so that he and his friends could pay less in taxes.
Charlie Weiss worked his way into being Belichick's Offensive Coordinator, and believed all he had to do to recruit for Notre Dame was flash his Super Bowl rings and ask a kid, "do you want to play on Sunday?" I've never played football, but I've always thought that I would have about zero respect for a guy who never played the game at any level.
It'll prolly hit you a couple days from now…
I just flew here from Washington, pause, boy are my arms tired. Pause. Run chortle.exe BEEP
OT: David Brooks has another one of those columns at the NYT today. Here's my response:
To: letters@nytimes.com
Subject: Re: David Brooks' "The Conservative Mind"
Brooks really hits the mark when he says
"Since they no longer speak in the language of social order, Republicans have very little to offer the less educated half of this country."
Hear, hear! It's high time recent Republican intellectual heavyweights like George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Rick Santorum and Herman Cain abandon their dry academic treatises on mercantilism, their translations of Flaubert, their subtle critiques of String Theory, and do more to appeal to the dumbz.
You go, David!
A reader
Palin & Sting Theory. Yikes!!! Grifting in 26 dimensions, or maybe 10 or 11 depending..
Gordon Sumner libel.
Thanks for not calling the spelling Police.
I should have sent you a Message in a Bottle.
Gordon Freeman libel!
Actually, I was just in the old valve building, interviewing for a position at 343 industries.
Palin & Sting: trantric sex for 28 hours, unless Sarah quits halfway through?
"ROM-knee" "ROM-knee" "Ha ha, folks, my ROM isn't in my knee, it's in my cast titanium processor unit/cooling unit/audiovisual input center atop my shoulders!"
Cut that meat! Cut that meat!
George W. Bush he ain't.
ETA: Maybe the Ol' Cheerleader in Chief can have Willard down to Texas for a good old fashioned weekend Cheer Camp!
Gerald R. Ford, maybe…
Considering Shrub hasn't been to Crawford since he ceased to need a "man of the people" photo op, he could probably use someone to clear some brush.
GOPers can't even fake it at this point.
It's almost time for the GOPers to send a card to Mittens.
It'll say:
Welcome to Loserville.
Population…. YOU
I don't think America is ready for a President that is THAT White.
Pep Pills! Pep Pills! Pep Pills! PepPillsPepPillsPepPillsPepPills mumble mumble zzzzzz.
No, he wasn't trying to lead a chant. HE STOPPED THE CROWD IN THE MIDDLE OF IT TO CORRECT THEM BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING IT WRONG.
At least that's what I got from that 12 seconds of video. But he's still a douche, at least we can all agree on that.
Guy is taking "micro-managing, anal-retentive prick" to a whole new level.
I'm surprised he hasn't had all of his cheering outsourced to China.
Ha! :)
There's still time.
No, North Korea. They have a lot of experience in choreographed joy.
I think the crowd was chanting 'Ryan', and he demanded that they chant 'Romney Ryan' .Mitt, the handwriting is on the wall. You should really consider spending more time with your family. Really, you should.
By Jove, I think you're right.
Ewwww.
Yes, more time with Ann would be an appropriate punishment for Mitt inflicting us with more of her on our teevee machines.
What a pathetic piece of shit he is. My apologies to pathetic pieces of shit everywhere for including him amongst them
PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT LIBEL!
Apology accepted. Go Bammerz!
nobody wants their nose rubbed in mitt
It has a crappy beat and it's not easy to dance to. I give it a 35. :p
I heard somebody say that sheep count him to fall asleep. The most fucked up candidate in the world including kids who run for class president in kindergarten. Fucking Fucker
this campaign careens between vaudeville level mishap and soul destroying ennui.
But the whole "stage-fighting myself" bit is kind of clever.
Palin! Palin! Palin! Palin!
What? Oh… my bad…
I've seen more exciting mayonnaise.
I'm waiting for the dance mix.
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.. or don't. I know what greedy pricks you all are. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
I actually watched these painful 15 seconds twice — I'm not sure, but was the crowd chanting Ryan, Ryan, Ryan (whom they might actually like), and then Mitt corrects them that he is the top of the ticket? If so, absolutely fucking brutal and sad. Ze stench of loserdom has become overpowering.
Ha! If the crowds continue to clamor for Ryan as the lead, will eat at his core worse than all kinds of saltwater in his cold mechanical gears!
Man, Ryan's going to need a food taster if the rabble continues this way.
"Mitt's for shit, Ryan's lyin'!" might have worked better.
I've been to Vandalia. It is dominated by a beautiful golf course. There are only about ten streets. One of them is named S. Dixie Drive.
That 'Romney/Ryan' chant went nowhere. Next time he should try 'Vulture/Voucher'.
"We accept you. We accept you. Gobble, gobble. We accept you."
phuque y all! phuque y all!
The MittBot must be one of those exciting retro clockwork models run by a gold-plated record. Unfortunate that he doesn't have any small-denomination coins to tape to the turntable's arm.
Truly the John Cena of politics.
/except without the love from the women and children, amirite?
//goes back to watching TV.
built-in obsolescence is a terrible thing to witness.
This is how I imagine it sounds when a bunch of white collar executives try to lead the factory workers in a group rendition of the company theme song at 8:30 on a Monday morning.
With every decision you make, ask yourself: how does this help the company?
Oh my god you are one silly, sad fuck.
"Send these people to Bain's new Soylent Green Factory and get me a crowd that can chant!"
Mitt Romney: Always thought to be too rich to flail.
The Romney campaign isn't quite like a "train wreck in slow motion". It's more like an expanding sink hole in slow motion.
"I say Etch, you say Sketch!"
"Ready, one, two, uh…"
Note to self: don't outsource count off to Rick Perry
La Nausée, je l'ai.
Reminds me of when Data got his emotion chip.
"Life…forms…precious little life…forms…"
"Wait! Wait! It's my turn! I'm running for President, my name *first!"
Oh, this is so pathetic.
"We'll take your bare necessities. You're simple, bare necessities…"
Well, bless his heart.
I would feel sorry for almost any other clueless dick except Mittens; he deserves every fucking thing he and his self-involved family get.
let's see, Money Boo-Boo STOPPED the crowd from chanting his name to teach them a new chant then blew them off before they could get started? You can't make this stuff up
#Stench #Stench lit a Fart, Blew the whole dang thing apart ! #Orsomething
"Wright Brothers Aviation"
The Mitt-$1$ can't get off the ground with open windows…
<Ducking out for my daily dose of the FiveThirtyEight> BRB…
79.7% chance of Obama win! WooHoo!
Now I can go "back" to work.
And that's before factoring today's Quinnipiac/NYT/CBS poll of FL,PA,OH giving Obama big leads and over 50% in all three, plus showing voters in all three states favor Obama on every single policy issue except the deficit, where it's pretty much a wash (thus demonstrating that almost nobody in this country understands the deficit at all).
Oh to be a fly on the wall at Romney HQ today, watching the panic as they try to work out how to spin this. Maybe they'll put in a call to Todd Akin's campaign team, or something.
Are you kidding? That's child's play:
The bible says nothing about polls. Polls are God's way of testing our faith. Science and math are optional, therefore Romney wins!
just p a t h e t i c …
Many more than four dead in Ohio, apparently.
[deepest and sincere apologies to the actual victims of the Kent State shootings, along with CSNY]
It's rather telling that we, as compassionate libtards, are actually capable of feeling badly for this pathetic condescending arrogant fuck, as he struggles to connect with anyone that does not make 10+ million $$ a year. Telling indeed.
Oh wait… we are human.
Nevermind.
I especially like how many of them eventually admitted that they are"self-diagnosed" Aspies. Uh, no, that's not how diagnosis works.
Right. I'd much rather self medicate than self diagnose!
HAh, my diagnosis is Bona Fide!
In any event, the big difference between Aspies and Willard, though, is that the Aspie feels bad when they realize they've offended people.
You know there is no "might" about it.
I believe you're thinking of Nancy Reagan.
Exactly.
My son ssssooooooooooooooooo wants to be good. He really does. He just can't help it sometimes because he doesn't automatically pick up on the cues — he does what he wants to, social rules be damned.
Then there was the time he confused my sister in law with my wife. I mean, not being able to recognize his own mom is just … yeah. That's some serious shit right there.
Of course, my kid also has Tourette's (tick and clicks), which adds a whole other layer onto things.
There are days I really, really wish I could drink …
Plenty of people graduate law school with a soul. It is keeping it in practice that proves almost impossible (at least without severe compartmentalization).
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