HERE COMES JOURNALISMBrace yourselves, guys. The crack team over at the Daily Caller has come out with a new, knuckle-cracking investigation that gets to the root of yet another broad liberal conspiracy: There is a guy on the internet, you see, who has… opinions.

Oh, lord! Say it isn’t so! Say it’s a fabrication!

No, I’m sorry. It’s true. Also, though, stupid.

The subject of the 1,500-word expose is retired Lt. Col. Mike Russell, who is now a civilian Army employee cited in media reports as an Army neuropsychologist. That’s just by day though — by night … well, it’s pretty awful. Pretty terrible. Steady your toes, because they’re about to curl in horror.

By night, Russell posts on a message board.

That’s right. The noble DC folks have evolved intelligently designed past harassing Will Ferrell about fake economic statements and into stalking message board commenters:

When retired Lt. Col. Mike Russell isn’t working as the program manger of the Army’s brain testing program, now as a civilian, he’s busy online as the site administer [sic] of, which describes the former MSNBC and Current TV host as “The Last Reporter Standing.”

A frequent contributor to the site’s Web forum, the main focus of the site, Russell has posted over-the-top political rants against Republicans, criticized the military’s psychiatrists and seemingly tried to recruit fellow online posters for positions on military bases.

Somebody get al-Qaida on the phone, we found one of their masterminds. Let’s check out some of these “over-the-top political rants against Republicans”:

Russell then ranted about politics being corrupted by corporate cash, specifically naming Charles and David Koch, business leaders who fund conservative and libertarian organizations.

“All the politicians, including Obama and Romney are BOUGHT, and the world is buried in your bullshit lies streaming form [sic] unlimited multi-national corporate cash. You are probably some paid shill the Koch brother pay to spam our forum with lies. Traitors, the lot of you.”

How DARE he insult staunch Republicans like Mitt Romney and Barack Obama! The nerve. And look at how this delinquent undercover Marxist “used the forum to criticize the Army”:

“I was in charge of suicide prevention for the army earlier in the war,” he wrote in a thread titled “Active troop suicides higher than KIA in 2012″ in June 2012, “but resigned when it was clear that they were unwilling to make any actual changes to fix the problem.”

OK, well that is obviously cause to lock him up next to naked Bradley Manning. But there is something more insidious going on here:

Russell went on to suggest that he was willing to bend requirements to hire someone from the online forum — and even suggested he had done so in the past, for a participant who used the username “Philbert.”


Philbert is the evidence. Philbert is the smoking gun. Philbert is the proof that this guy who posts on message boards also mentions on message boards that he has to hire people. Why the difficulty in finding folks?

“Actually the army has a lot of crappy psychiatrists,” Russell wrote in November 2009. “[I]t is a residency program that usually doesn’t get as much applicants as openings, so it is a place you get get a training slot if everyone else turns you down. For psychiatry it is a choice between training a dud and going without.” […]
“I have 78 people working for me. I can’t find anyone with even a Bachelors [degree] in History in Mississippi,” Russell complained on the forum in June 2010.

MORE sedition! The man is incorrigible. Military mental health services aren’t amazing? Blasphemy, against American Jesus! And to say that maybe the state that sends black students to prison for school infractions might have some educational problems is basically racist, right? It’s not like the state’s neighbors are teaching students that the Loch Ness Monster is real and disproves evolution or anything. Everything is always fine in the South.

But what’s this? Comment from the guy the article is about? How could he explain this OUTRAGE?

“I hope you are looking forward to your travels to San Antonio, Texas, where your defamation lawsuit will be held, because whatever my status in 2010. I retired from the military in November 2010 and sold the forum you are complaining about to Cheryl Roberts in 2011, so am a Private Person in 2012.”

Wait — so they guy described in the lede as “the long-time administrator of a Keith Olbermann fan site” is revealed, in the 33rd paragraph, to not be the administrator of a Keith Olbermann fan site? Daily Caller people, I am starting to suspect you may be, on occasion… obtuse. You get one last chance to save this article before we do one of those mean “In review” things.

Asked whether it is appropriate for an Army doctor who presumably deals with patients of all political stripes to engage in hostile partisan rhetoric, the Army spokesman said, “We cannot comment on this allegation.”

GAH OK that’s enough. There might have been a way out, but the article instead went to “Maybe liberal doctors give Republicans cancer,” so here’s the “In review.”

In review: Officer retires from military, becomes contractor, writes on message boards that he thinks corporate money is corrupting politics, then mentions he needs smart people to work for him. This is very shady, because maybe he’s just hiring his friends, except he was so disillusioned by the military’s ability to keep soldiers from killing themselves that he stopped being in the military, so it’s probably not that.

In any case, we should be incensed because the guy likes Keith Olbermann. [Daily Caller]

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  • nounverb911

    Does the Daily Caller know about Wonkette yet?

  • Keith Olbermann, the only liberal commentator who can infuriate me by being a bigger asshole than I am.

    • nounverb911

      Isn't it time for the two week anniversary of the NY get-together already?

    • So you don't watch much Bill Maher, is what you're saying?

      • SorosBot

        But Maher's a libertarian, not a liberal.

        • I don't have HBO.

          And he doesn't piss me off by getting fired needlessly.

        • He also calls himself a progressive and holds reasonable views on the environment and corporate money in politics, which are anathema to libertarians, and has pretty shitbaggy views on civil liberties and racial profiling, which most libertarians like to pretend is anathema to libertarianism.

          I'd call him a mostly-liberal who leans obnoxious (and definitely rightward) on certain issues, but who is also an anti-vaxer and therefore should never actually be taken seriously on any topic ever no matter what.

    • Caelan Aegana

      I was going to say, "Chris Matthews doesn't make you want to drive a paring knife through your eardrums?" But then I realized you said "liberal" and not "MSNBC", and laughed.

    • Mittens Howell, III

      He's not that big an asshole.


    • CindynEncinitas

      Come on, you guys! Olbermann is going to have such a sad if we don't like him. He's not really very famous any more and if he finds out we don't like him, who knows what he'll do?

      • I dunno. He says he's happy spending Al Gore's money, so…

  • nounverb911

    Hey, Olbermann's a Yankee fan, whats not to like?

    • You know who else hated the Yankees?

      • Terry

        Pretty much everyone on the Eastern seaboard?

        • Hate U XOXO

        • SorosBot

          And in not just the Eastern seaboard, but every baseball fan in the entire US, and Canada?

          • viennawoods13

            Damn right Canada. Fucking Yankees.

        • Negropolis

          How about pretty much everyone, including half the city of New York?

    • I think he's actually bi-squadron. He's almost always at the Mets games when they are in town, as well. I imagine this past week, he had really dissonance.

      About the only NY sporting event he doesn't attend is the US Open.

  • Did Tucker ditch his bow tie for one of O'Keefe's pimp costumes when he went undercover for this Pulitzer winning exposé?

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      I keep getting The Daily Caller mixed up with The Blaze. But the over/under about this part is that Glenn Beck gets all the camera time, and Tucker probably has a desk near Milton.

    • SaintRond

      As all boyishly perky Republicans wear bow ties, originally popularized by a particularly winsome young Republican back in the 70's by the name of Ted Bundy — youth, like spring and summer, must give way to winter and the equally adorable suspenders, worn by once boyishly perky older Republicans with frog bodies, popularized by a particularly winsome older Republican by the name of Robert Bork.

      For there is a season.

      • Geminisunmars

        Turn, turn, turn.

  • larrykat

    Ich bin ein Mike Russell.

  • Come here a minute

    The Daily Caller should apologize for publishing this crap — it's quite obvious that both the Army and Keith Olbermann are in need of better mental health services.

    • Beowoof

      Let's not leave the psychological needs of the Daily Caller out of that equation. If Obama wins the election I would expect several of them to go Charles Whitman.

  • Pragmatist2

    What kind of animal leaves the Army and then does not take a job with a defense contractor? It's disgusting and Mitt Romney will pti a stop to it when Rasmussen only polls Republicans and the election is officially over.

  • GregComlish

    Keith Olberman is the real racist

    • ElPinche

      Adolfeith Hitlerman

  • Radiotherapy

    Well clearly he is the product of a socialist system.

  • Antispandex

    I'm a veteran, and I have a huge jones for Rachel Maddow. I'm going to hell, huh? I can't help it, she's just so….smart and stuff. Do I have to give back my medals?

    • hagajim

      I'm sure that will make Rachel cringe…a little anyway.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Sounds to me like you should be in line for at least one more.

    • Guppy

      Do I have to give back my medals?

      There goes your Perfect Attendance merit badge…

    • docterry6973

      Give back your medals? You'll be lucky if they don't send you back to basic training.

    • Beowoof

      I know smart girls are such a huge turn on for me. Too bad she will never be available at least to me.

    • Gleem McShineys

      Daily Caller Headline: VETERAN NAMES HIS PENIS "JONES"

    • Dashboard Buddha

      I would think American Jesus would have taken away your medals simply for participating on Wonkette.

    • docterry6973

      OT, but tonight Rachel made a Moby Dick joke while reporting on the length of the Florida ballot. I like Rachel.

    • ttommyunger

      I think she is hot too, but sadly, she has teh ghey; as does another hottie-Stephanie Miller. I haz sadz…

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    This reminds me, what is with that airplane window post from yesterday having over 100,000 views? Do people actually read this stuff?

    • what is with that airplane window post from yesterday having over 100,000 views?

      And "121 retweets." Weird.

      ETA: just got another 300+ pageviews and an extra 'retweet' since you commented about it, BigDog. I bet that feels powerful!

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        But obvs it's being read by bastards with no sense of humor. Otherwise we would all have like 1000 thumbs on our comments. Sometimes I miss the thumbs down. I liked the satisfaction I would get in knowing I pissed everyone off.

    • Our beloved Editrix is already posting our advertisers about the extra viewing charges. She better be careful or she'll soon be up where Mittens wants to make the tax cuts.

    • LibertyLover

      I hope not. My mother would be ashamed of me. Oh, wait, she is anyway. Carry on. Hi, mom!

      • BigSkullF*ckingDog

        My mom would agree with the sentiment but be horrified by my almost constant cursing.

        • Boojum

          My Mom and Dad died. Freedom!!!

          No, wait….

      • sewollef

        Your mom post here too? Cool!

    • An_Outhouse

      i posted it to facebook. that explains it.

  • Hammiepants

    My cat's name is Philbert. Seriously. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

    • kittensdontlie

      Has he recently had a change in employment? Possibly in the pet pschology field??

    • CindynEncinitas

      I had a parrot named Philbert! No lie!

  • Teabagger1: I don't trust anione who is a Nero Psycho!
    Teabagger2: The Cocks are the nicest, sanest and reasonable people I have ever known. Plane as the gay on my face.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    My ex wife used to get so irritable when she was visited by her Monthly Caller.

    • Geminisunmars

      Just think how irritable she'd be if she got the Daily Caller.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    Okay, I'll admit it: I'm Susan Sarandon. Come at me, DC.

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      Tell Dish to put your channel back on the goddamn basic HD package. Jonesing over here.

      deit: Whoops! Sarandon? Might as well be Oprah, and I ain't watchin' her channel either.

    • doloras

      Dammit, Janet, I love you.

      • glasspusher

        Dammit, Janet, you're a slut.

  • hagajim

    Who is this Keith Olbermann fella? Seem to remember something about him and the snowbilly grifter being tenuously connected.

    • Chichikovovich

      Aw, geez Jimmy, it was a long time ago, back in the last century, it was. Him and another guy, name a' Patrick the other guy was, had thesselves a sports show on some channel that showed sports games that nobody wanted tuh watch, like that crazy kickball game from Austraylee. But Devil take me if I lie, Jimmy, that was the best damndest show anybuddy'd ever saw.

      Then one day he up'n quit and nobody ever heard from him again.

    • Negropolis

      You see, once upon a time, there was this angry sports dude who got fired from everything he did, and then he righteously took his road show to politics and smashed it all the hell up and didn't play well with others, so they banished him to triple-digit TVland, never to be heard from, again.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Is that a nipple?

    • kittensdontlie

      Looks like a ripple.

      • Beowoof

        Which reminds that a drink would be in order. Damn a throw back to cheap 70's sweet wine.

    • glasspusher

      Funny, I was thinking the same thing…

  • Tundra Grifter

    However, if Lt. Col. Mike Russell had refused to go to Afghanistan because he hadn't seen President Obama's long-form birf certificate, or had posted nasty remarks on Facebook about our Commander in Chief, the idiots at The Daily Trawler would be treating him like an American hero.

  • YouBetcha

    I'm so glad we have the Daily Caller to ferret out these important issues of our time.

    • bobbert

      Obligatory "That's an insult to ferrets everywhere".

  • That's some mighty fine journalism. The height of public service. Or something.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    No, he was a sports reporter for some running back who was tenuously connected to Snowbilly.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    This Philbert guy sounds kinda nutty to me.

    • kittensdontlie

      But that Hazel, she is the real nut.

      • bobbert

        Stop naming nuts.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Nuttier than squirrel poop.

    • Madam Killjoy

      ISWYDT and I lurve it!

  • to be fair, 'philbert' has more gravitas than 'williard'.

  • From this article I deduce that the Koch Brothers have yet to complete their infiltration of all Pentagon organizations. And they expect us to let them run the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT?! What good is all that money if simple military retirees are still allowed access to the tubez of the interwebs?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Somewhere, there is a cock that is in desperate need of Jamie Weinstein's oral ministrations.

  • WhatTheHeck


    Isn’t that some kind of Nut?

    • Jus_Wonderin

      What, Waldo retire?

    • Isn't that what the space hippies called Kirk?

    • Check with Q*bert.

    • LibertyLover

      Sometimes it feels like one. Sometimes it doesn't.

      • BoatOfVelociraptors


  • LibertyLover

    They still get to vote, though. Right, Daily Caller?

  • So this is how the Daily Caller edits their stories? They come out with a slew of alleged partisan stuff by a guy who then says he sold the forum two years ago, and they're like "Well, publish the story anyway." Really? I guess it was either run with the story or just have a big blank webpage where the story would've been, since deadlines are deadlines in this new internet world.

    • emmelemm

      The Internet is a race. (I've heard.)

      • SorosBot

        Hell a shitload of places are still filled with "First!" moronic assdouches.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Somewhere, an LOLCat is tearing up at the waste of the Internet.

    • Geminisunmars

      What — did you want them to dump it after they'd spent all that time and brain power on researching it?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Time and … what, again?

    • Terry

      Remember that facts are sort of foreign to Republicans

  • Someone please tell me what I'm supposed to be outraged about.

    • Pithaughn

      When our media types take a break from just straight stenography of campaign talking points, they come up with drivel like this.

    • Terry

      You are supposed to be outraged that some in the military or a military retiree might not be a teabagger

    • LibertyLover

      Beats me, I'm just here for the donuts.

    • Negropolis

      You're supposed to be mad that there is a something besides conservatives in the military.

  • stanpan

    I simply do not care for anything the Daily Cholera has to say.

  • bflrtsplk

    Obtuse? How about just plain stupid?

  • SorosBot

    Yeah but at least he doesn't wear a bow tie.

  • doloras

    A "broad conspiracy"? Isn't that an oxymoron?

    No, wait, Rush is the Oxy Moron.

  • mbobier

    The Army's "brain testing program" sounds pretty suspect to me. Mmmmm….. Brains…..

    • Tundra Grifter

      Probably a step ahead of the GNoP's "Brain Donor" Program.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Be on the lookout for the Zombie Army "Brain Tasting" program.

      • DahBoner

        The army's bullets always bounce off the zombies…

  • qwerty42

    Oh no. I'm not being tricked to follow a link to their site. Well, the comments would be *very* funny, but you have to scrub clean afterwards because of teh stoopid. OK, the free-floating paranoia is really tempting …

    • emmelemm

      I believe the technical term is "Silkwood shower".

    • Once a year is enough for me. I start taunting the zombies, and the next thing I know, I'm getting email updates of replies to my nastygrams for 2 years.

  • At least $3.5 million of Foster Friess's money and this is what the Daily Callgirl comes up with? Makes his investments in Rick Santorum seem sane by comparison.

  • Callyson

    Um, what?

  • Hedley_Lamarr

    I'm a military retiree. I fucking DARE you to call me.

    • LibertyLover

      Can't we just text first and see where that goes? ;-)

      • Hedley_Lamarr

        When I mention "texting" here at the old folks home they break out the Scrabble board.

        • LibertyLover

          Heh… what branch?

  • Schmannnity

    The guy sounds pretty cogent and reasonable until the Olbermann thing.

    • Negropolis

      Hey, Olbermann is a perfectly cromulent liberal.

  • mavenmaven

    The secret operative's name isn't Philbert, but Perry. Perry the Platypus.

    • Boojum

      Phineas and Ferb libel!!!

  • calliecallie

    I can’t find anyone with even a Bachelors [degree] in History in Mississippi.

    That actually may be a good thing, given our Sunday instruction on Christian history books.

    And why do you need a bachelor's degree in history to work in brain testing? Also.

    • BlueStateLibel

      Why is the army working on brain testing anyway?

      Maybe they should be spending more time on helping homeless unemployed vets.

  • MistaEko

    The uselessness of that article is suddenly making me harken back to the days of my dissertation.

    • glasspusher

      If it got you a degree, it wasn't entirely useless…

  • Blunderthing

    B-B-B-B-Buuuuuurrrrrnnnn the witch!

  • Just when I thought Olbermann had used up all his good will, the Daily Caller makes me like him again.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    "The crack team over at the Daily Caller has come out with a new, knuckle-cracking dragging investigation that gets to the root of yet another broad liberal conspiracy."


    • Who didn't know they were all on crack? But that they require an entire team to collect it is simply vulgar.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Your move, Smedley Butler. Wait! Your move, David Hackworth. Wait! Ah, fuck it.

    • ttommyunger

      Two genuine heroes, in my opinion.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Despite his radicality, there is a marine camp in Okinawa named for Butler. I wonder if Hackworth will ever be so honored. You must have been active duty around the time he got his self into the shit with the brass, Tom?

        • ttommyunger

          I sincerely doubt it. Butler waited until he was separated from Active Duty before admitting his Apostasy. David spoke truth to power while in command. That cannot stand, donchaknow? David's death of bladder cancer while receiving treatment in a Mexican Clinic was barely mentioned by anyone Stateside, especially the Army. Almost makes me proud I have two Honorable Discharges (Army-USMC) yet not one Good Conduct Medal. FTA! FTC!

  • chascates

    Now we know where the really obnoxious assholes from high school ended up.

    • LibertyLover

      Is it a requirement to wear a bowtie?

  • Geminisunmars

    I AM Philbertacus!!!

  • BlueStateLibel

    Posting on message boards should be illegal!!!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    As promised, your Special Comment on the Daily Caller:


  • MissTaken

    My tin foil hat is scratchy.

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      But it looks good. Jaunty!

  • natl_indecency_cmdr

    This is so much worse than those retired colonels etc getting paid to lie on the tv about teh Iraq. This is way worse.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      It makes felony convictions sound tame.

  • UW8316154

    Philbert? Philbert Hazelnut?!? ah yes, I know him well…..

  • Is he one of the men who stare at goats?

    • chascates

      With carnal intent.

    • Angry_Marmot

      Tucker says the goat was staring back at him.

    • Steverino247

      Eying little goats with bad intent…

  • In any case, we should be incensed because the guy likes Keith Olbermann.

    I am not incensed, just puzzled that anyone likes KO.

    • LibertyLover

      No snark here but I still like KO because he had the courage in an age of Republican talking heads everywhere to make it ok to not be ashamed to say that the Republican leadership in this country was full of crap (individual Republicans that get duped by the likes of Fox News and Rushbo not so much.)

      I am not sure why he is so hard to work with though. I wish him well. It's not easy speaking truth to power.

  • Just came here to point out that I saw a picture of an Amero.

    • LibertyLover

      Um… I thought those were like unicorns…. imaginary fantasy creatures…

      Not sure what else to say except What a good idea — The Euro has worked out so well in Europe.

      • I saw it on some weird Paultard facebook page – I was surprised. But not curious enough to ask where it came from and then endure the inevitable conspiracy theory rhetoric.

        So I Googled! I like the paper Amero with the deer on it.

        • Steverino247

          You Googled?! Wash your hands!

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Considering the exchange rate now, Canadian money may do just as well.

    • I'll bet you 10 Becks, 1 Paul, and a plucked chicken, that's a counterfeit.

      • bobbert

        I don't think you can counterfeit something that doesn't exist.

  • I recall back in the Bush years being routinely threatened by conservatives that they would find out where I work and inform my boss of my posts, find out where I live, etc. I know of several instances of conservatives calling peoples' places of work and complaining about internet libtard behavior of their employees.

    • LibertyLover

      Well duh… we were at war and conservatards always always always support the COC in a time of war (except in 2009- present day for some reason – can't figure that one out.)

  • barto

    Phind Philbert Phor The Whin!

  • Gleem McShineys

    So this is just like a witch hunt, except instead of a witch, you find a note stuck to your back that says "I am an assclown" and then you look down and your bowtie has fallen into a puddle of what looks like liquid shit, so you decide to make the best of it, and put it all up on the internet for all to see?

  • carlosmuecke

    I usually like the snark here, but this one is pretty asinine.

  • Dashboard Buddha

    This is just sad. This must be what desperation in free fall looks like.

  • rocktonsam

    I was just thinking the other day who we haven't heard from lately. Turns out, Keef wasn't the one i was thinking of.

  • Steverino247

    He's right about Army psychiatrists, though. Fucking awful, some of them.

    • bobbert

      His supply and demand example would seem to explain that.

  • sullivanst

    Daily Callgirl is incensed that the good Lt. Col. will not pay it for the sexytimes, because the Daily Callgirl is fugly.

  • LionHeartSoyDog


    True then. More truer today.

  • Madam Killjoy

    Mmmmm. Entenmann's Philbert Coffee Cake! Nom, nom, as the kids say.

  • docterry6973

    Mike Russell. Sounds Muslin.

  • ElPinche

    The Daily Caller is outsourcing the best of the best journalist mercs on this, James O'Keefe as soon as they can come up with the bail money.

  • Negropolis

    That post had more twists than the Kama Sutra and more turns than a suburban Atlanta thoroughfare. My head hurts.

  • OneYieldRegular

    Can't they just rename it "The Daily Prank Caller"? That way they'd be more sure that no one would accidentally take them seriously.

    • Negropolis

      Honestly, they should try to become the conservative Onion…mostly so that they'll go away entirely since conservatives aren't (intentionally) funny.

      • bobbert

        It's not the conservative Onion? You mean, these articles are supposed to be REAL?

  • Tucker Carlson is like journalism's Lindsay Lohan. The stories involving him will always be ridiculous, he'll never return to anything like actual relevancy, he'll always come off as shameless, desperate and spoiled. The only difference I can think of is that I actually feel sorry for Lohan and I've never wanted to see Carlson naked.

    • bobbert

      Well, and Tucker is way richer.

  • ttommyunger

    As a veteran of our US Army, I can attest that an Army Psychiatrist has got to be as busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

  • Stevola

    Never trust anyone who posts on message boards


    That picture is worth a thousand conspiration theories.

  • lizunyan

    This comment by "Wowey" on the article is AMAZING:

    "Wasn't the Aurora murderer also in some "neuro-somethng" program…At least he tried. this guy apparently made it into the gang. I always thought that " neuro " meant the "brain/nerves/surgery " branch of Psychiatry. What is a neuro-Psycholigist? Where does malpractice begin? Just ASking. Is Keith a patient?

    Read more:

  • Fukui-sanYesOta

    Good evening chaps and chapesses. I'm off for a bit. Nothing really bad like cancer or anything, I just have to leave to sort some things out. Maybe I'll be around, maybe not; but probably not.

    Love you people.


    • LibertyLover

      Be well. Sort away.

    • AlterNewt

      Take care. You make this place better when you are here.

    • Radiotherapy

      Fukui, you are more loved than you love us.
      We will miss you greatly.
      Stay safe and sound.
      And check in now and again.

    • bobbert

      Stay safe.

    • VodkaGoGo

      Wondered where you've been, see I actually went looking for you. Hope you're doing well, come on back to us soon. You are missed.

  • Sounds like the training program for military psychiatry is less rigorous than preparing to be a replacement ref.

  • CalvinsChoice

    Administer- that's got something to do with advertising and religion, right?

  • Peckerwood_Pete

    So you can get PAID for being a troll? As in…. employment? Holy hell… count me IN! I troll for free on most sites…. when I should be working…

  • Esteev

    I think this may be a joke. Intrepid "reporter" Jamie Weinstein was the winner of 2011 "Funniest Celebrity in Washington" contest.

  • Yellerdawg

    There is nothing in the bible about brains, so no one in Mississippi sees the need to have one, let alone test for something that's obviously a liberal lie.

  • Phoenix_Bird

    "When retired Lt. Col. Mike Russell isn’t working as the program manger…"

    What's a "program manger"?

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