THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS  1:10 pm September 25, 2012

Scott Brown Sorry Elizabeth Warren Forced His Staffers To Do Indian War Whoops By Being Indian

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey, remember when Scott Brown was all about being a “nice,” “bipartisan” guy, one whom Massholes could send to the US Senate — even though he was a Republican — because when confronted with, say, a starving homeless child, he didn’t automatically light that starving homeless child on fire? Yeah, that’s not really how he’s playing it now. Now he’s more of a “guy who’s flat out running a campaign based on the color of a person’s skin” type guy, aka “the type of guy who is losing.” See those awesome dudes above, doing tomahawk chops and Indian war cries? Yeah, those are all his top staffers.

First there was the totally bizarre “Scott Brown being a dick right out of the gate,” when in their first debate, in answer to the very first question, he brought up Elizabeth Warren’s Cherokee and Delaware heritage, called her a liar, and said you could tell just by looking at her that she’s white. He followed that up with an ad focused exclusively on Warren’s race.

But surely those are just a bunch of frat boy interns what don’t know about not being super totally racist in public, right?

Brown’s Deputy Chief of Staff Greg Casey and Constituent Service Counsel Jack Richard, State Director Jerry McDermott, special assistant Jennifer Franks and GOP operative Brad Garrett are pictured in the video, NewsCenter 5′s Janet Wu confirmed.

“It is certainly something that I don’t condone,” said Brown when asked about the video. “The real offense is that (Warren) said she was white and then checked the box saying she is Native American, and then she changed her profile in the law directory once she made her tenure.”

Scott Brown is sorry Elizabeth Warren forced his staffers to be so racist by being Indian, you guys. For their next trick, they will all make Chinese eyes at Chinese people and then have “Ghetto Night” where they wear do-rags and drink malt liquor.

[WCVB, via ThinkProgress]

 

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nounverb911 September 25, 2012 at 1:12 pm

But it's still okay for Brown to pimp-out his daughters?

freakishlywrong September 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Of course. Republican.

ph7 September 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm

it's okay by me!

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Hey, sins of the fathers and all that. Those girls are needing some discipline!

JohnnyQuick September 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm

If they want to keep being covered under that evil ObamaCare, Sweet Barry's gotta get his share.

comrad_darkness September 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Only on dates with missing Tim McVeigh corpse, James O'Keefe.

duchamp2008 September 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm

are they hot?

Buzz Feedback September 25, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Needs more whisky and blankets laced with smallpox.

SorosBot September 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

Wait, why are there so many Atlanta Braves fans in Massachusetts?

ibwilliamsi September 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

They checked the Massachusetts box, then when they went to work for Scott Brown they went ahead and said that they were from Atlanta. I wonder if they have proof of residency for the vote.

Baconzgood September 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm

DAMN YOU SOROSBOT!!!!!!!!

SorosBot September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I needed to get back after someone beat me to the old "screen doors on submarines" joke yesterday.

LibertyLover September 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm

I had the same thought.

BaldarTFlagass September 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm

My granddad, who spent the first 65 years of his life in Mass and is now 96 years old, is a lifelong Braves fan. They were the Boston Braves until 1953, Milwaukee from 1954 thru 65, and moved to ATL in 1966.

SorosBot September 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Hell, I used to know an old guy who would still root for the Oakland As because they used to be the Philadelphia As; until way back in 1954.

BaldarTFlagass September 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Hell, I root for the Red Sox and the White Sox because I'm a foot fetishist.

Sean O September 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm

Do you root for the Jets, too?

hagajim September 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm

I was thinking Florida State fans.

thedeathofirony September 25, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Have you seen the Red Sox this year?

Veritas78 September 25, 2012 at 8:03 pm

No one else has, either.

Incitefully_Joe September 25, 2012 at 6:07 pm

I thought Braves fans hated the Mets, though?

Actually, wait, I forgot, they hate all New Yorkers, and also minorities. Hey, maybe these folks were Braves fans after all.

ChernobylSoup September 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

I just don't see how Warren thought claiming she was from Delaware was ever going to be a plus.

Negropolis September 26, 2012 at 2:02 am

Joe and Jill libel!

RedneckMuslin September 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

He wantum smokum peace pipe.

Barbara_ September 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

We should just sit back and watch to see if Elizabeth takes Columbus Day off. That will explain everything.

Jus_Wonderin September 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

We could try to bribe her with some trinkets or maize.

Barbara_ September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

My husband works for a Native American company and a salesman asked him if they would be taking Columbus Day off. Um, no.

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:46 pm

They should, in the same way Pearl Harbor Day and 9/11 are "celebrated".

BerkeleyBear September 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm

You mean Repression of Indigenous People Day, don't you? (Berkeley renamed it something like that decades ago). Made me cringe when people in the Midwest still treated that and Thanksgiving as unabashedly pro-whitey holidays. Well that and calling Japanese people Orientals because that's more polite than Nips.

Guppy September 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Why not? Even the Jews have some decidedly downer holidays.

Jus_Wonderin September 25, 2012 at 1:14 pm

Does Scotty have a nickname. I offer up Pubey.

barto September 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Why don't they stick to just making fun of her because she's a woman, like good Republicans? Shame on them!

no_gravity September 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

For their next trick, they will all make Chinese eyes at Chinese people and then have “Ghetto Night” where they wear do-rags and drink malt liquor.

After that will they drive around in low riders and have themselves a Messican style drug war.

eggsacklywright September 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Reinforcing the honky stereotype. True to type, guys.

rmjagg September 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

they may have a drug shoot out and self-kill each other

Limeylizzie September 25, 2012 at 1:26 pm

Then drive around the English neighbourhoods being all snooty yet slutty at the same time?

Lascauxcaveman September 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm
viennawoods13 September 25, 2012 at 4:32 pm

Sweet. Lovin' me some XTC

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm

What, are they Mormons?

BerkeleyBear September 25, 2012 at 11:48 pm

I'd be down with that if Brown got beheaded – with votes.

Baconzgood September 25, 2012 at 1:15 pm

You libtards always looking into things that aren't there. These people are clearly Braves fans.

SorosBot September 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Despite the racist name and tomahawk chop, they still manage to be less obnoxious than MA's own Red Sox fans though.

Sharkey September 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Surprised they didn't go with Redskins. Too obvious I guess.

pinkocommi September 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

I object to Scott Brown calling himself Brown.

Estproph September 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Yeah! Like he's Romney or something! The nerve!

Mittens Howell, III September 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

Scott Brown claims to be a person of color. As you can see, he's not.

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Scott Brown claims to be a person. Failed that, too.

Negropolis September 26, 2012 at 2:03 am

Clearly he's not. Just look at his pale, Irish potatohead.

eggsacklywright September 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

"Stupid fucking white man."

jzgplj September 25, 2012 at 1:16 pm

What a bunch of complete fucking assholes! Not that I'm surprised, or anything.

gullywompr September 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Too bad she didn't pose newd for a magazine or sumpin' – then those Brown staffers could have made a truly interesting video.

SmutBoffin September 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Republicans are a plague.

ChernobylSoup September 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

"I'm running for a seat in a very prestigious legislative body. One of the longest sitting and most reputable such bodies in the world. My opponent's a injun but she's really sorta not."

chascates September 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Hey, if she's not an alcoholic diabetic on the dole she doesn't fit the profile.

ChernobylSoup September 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Bingo. Don't forget bingo.

prommie September 25, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Choctaw Bingo, specifically.

CthuNHu September 25, 2012 at 10:54 pm

Hey, she never claimed to be a tea partier…

Schmannnity September 25, 2012 at 1:18 pm

Yet another reason not to hire staffers from FSU.

djneedlz September 25, 2012 at 4:17 pm

But I think Fuck Shit Uppers would hear that racist shit and get to cuttin some bitches.

eastcoastelite September 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Da Fuck??

cousinitt September 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

I really want Elizabeth to say something like, "I'm sorry my opponent has decided to make my ethnicity a part of his campaign to stay in the Senate. You'd think being a centerfold model would be enough qualification for a Republican."

Generation[redacted] September 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

"The real offense is minorities doing things which are so easily mocked."

NellCote71 September 25, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Yes, how dare they offend me.

MacRaith September 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Right. Tell my blonde, blue-eyed niece that she doesn't look like she's 1/16th Cherokee. She's got the documentation to prove it.

On the other hand, people always ask me about my Native American heritage. I have none that I am aware of – I'm pretty much Irish and Scottish with a dash of German. But apparantly I look like I have native blood. Go figure.

The moral of this story? Scott Brown is an idiot. But you knew that already.

second_gen September 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Ever see a picture of the Chief of the Cherokee Nation? He's 1/32 blood quantum and could pass as a way hotter John Ensign.

sullivanst September 25, 2012 at 3:35 pm

In other words, Liz is more Cherokee than the Chief.

Living in Joy September 25, 2012 at 3:35 pm

I'm 1/2 Cherokee and 1/2 Irish and lily white.

MaxUdargo September 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Most of us Okies in California's Central Valley have Cherokee blood in us. My grandmother was 1/4 and I'm 1/16. I'm a blue-eyed cracker who can't get a sun tan to save his life. But I still feel it in my blood, you know? I used to make beads for a living, but now they're made in Japan. I wear a shirt and tie, but I'm still part red man deep inside. I hear this relentless, ominous drumbeat in my head all the time, getting louder and louder. Someday I may rise again and teach whitey a lesson.

And sometimes I realize life would be so much less confusing without pop music.

BerkeleyBear September 25, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Well my skin is never true fishbelly white from some sort of genetic anomaly (probably some enzyme issue) and slightly almond eyes despite having 100 percent (as far as I can tell) European ancestry. Probably some Mongol raped some woman in my paternal line 600 years ago and left us with some parting gifts in the gene pool.

Not_So_Much September 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Weird. You would've thought that a hairy nekkid man with a staple in his junk would be more klassy?

RedneckMuslin September 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Hey how are ya! Hey how are ya! Hey how are ya!

BaldarTFlagass September 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

"For their next trick, they will all make Chinese eyes at Chinese people"

I guess NewsCenter5's Janet Wu caught a break this time around…

imissopus September 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

As did Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa.

Estproph September 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Out west in Gopher Gulch lived Indian tribe.
Then come the pioneers, pushed them aside.
All Indians leave but one, she vows to fight.
What can one Indian do?
(Gibberish)

Go go Warren, watch her go go go.
Go go Warren, watch her go go go.

Here comes the Senator with his staffers,
Both are a-roarin' and a-chargin'.
Go go Warren, watch her go go go.

One little Indian, no others near.
Scott vows this one soon disappear.
Fighting the teabillies with stupid galore.
What can one Indian do?
(Gibberish)

Doktor Zoom September 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm

OK, so that WAS a real TV show, and not just a childhood hallucination.

Estproph September 25, 2012 at 4:40 pm

It was part of Underdog, I think…

ThundercatHo September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I want Cher to ride in on her lil' paint pony and beat the snot right out of him or just stake him out on an anthill and make him listen to "Halfbreed" on an endless loop.

KeepFnThatChicken September 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

That's harsh. I hate Cher.

Jus_Wonderin September 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Even if she could turn back time?

KeepFnThatChicken September 25, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Why is it that when celebrity wimmenz "turn back time", they look like Jack Nicholson as The Joker?

BerkeleyBear September 25, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Nah, there's no life after love.

ThundercatHo September 25, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Hey, I thought I was being nice by leaving out the part about pouring Karo syrup over his nutsack.

NellCote71 September 25, 2012 at 5:25 pm

"make him listen to "Halfbreed" on an endless loop": Gitmo libel.

stopthemovie September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Hey! wherethefuckourwe!

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

I tell people I am part rhodesian ridgeback because it makes me sound exotic.

Beowoof September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Racist pricks, that doesn't happen in the north. I remember how well busing went in Boston.

Baconzgood September 25, 2012 at 1:21 pm

NEEDZ MOAR CASINOS!!!!

rickmaci September 25, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Bingo!!!

SexySmurf September 25, 2012 at 1:22 pm

The worst part was when the staffers tried to make Elizabeth Warren cry by dumping all their empty cans on the side of the road.

Hammiepants September 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

So, because she doesn't have black hair, brown skin and doesn't wear some helpful cultural markers like say buckskins and a war bonnet, she couldn't possibly have any native american DNA? I'm Italian on both sides and I have very fair skin, blonde hair and blue eyes, so I guess I must be full of shit, since I don't look like Anna Maria Alberghetti? What a contemptible tool this assclown is.

Jus_Wonderin September 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

I have always wanted to know "who mada dis salad"? (I hope that won't be taken wrong).

Guppy September 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm

I'm Italian on both sides and I have very fair skin, blonde hair and blue eyes

Vandal.

Blueb4sinrise September 25, 2012 at 1:49 pm

I suspect some funny business there in the alpine area.

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Neds moar fethers.

Katydid September 25, 2012 at 2:22 pm

My brother has blue eyes and blonde hair….he could easily pass for a Nazi. We're German Jews, so half-breeds, obvs. You can't tell he's Jewish just by looking at him. Well, not clothed, anyway.

BaldarTFlagass September 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

These are probably the same guys that bought those "I Smelt The Felt at Big Dan's Bar" T-shirts over there in New Bedford. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Accused_(1988_fi

freakishlywrong September 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm

Wow. You'd think the next step for these assholes would be throwing all the tea bags in the haabar…except they're his base. Boom!

Spurning Beer September 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

Isn't he thinking of Nicky Haley?

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Dot, not feather.

Doktor Zoom September 25, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Tech support, not casino

NellCote71 September 25, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Good ones Boojum and Doctor Zoom.

BerkeleyBear September 25, 2012 at 11:58 pm

That is somehow more acceptable and more deeply troubling to me. Well played. We would have also accepted 7-11, not blackjack.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 25, 2012 at 1:25 pm

When was the last time she tried to sell anyone fireworks or cigarettes? Doesn't sound very indian to me.

fuflans September 25, 2012 at 1:26 pm

i realize there will be nothing funny after november 6, but god i wish it was november 7.

Doktor Zoom September 25, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Whaddya mean? There will be 4 more years of Butthurt.

Goonemeritus September 25, 2012 at 1:27 pm

They strike me as typical college Republicans, nasty little tricksters that all want to grownup and be the next Lee Atwater. There was a great article a few years back contrasting college Republican and college Democratic organizations. The main point was that the Republicans used it as a farm team to teach dirty tricks. Elections to national leadership are viciously fought and hundreds of thousands are spent in negative ads. By contrast College Democrats just kind of show up and talk about stuff.

Katydid September 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Along the same lines, this is why you can't rally the Dems like the teabaggers….Dems don't take marching orders from know-nothings, while the Repukes will line up to follow anyone who's nastier than they are.

NellCote71 September 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I was in Young Democrats in the sixties. We stayed up until 2 p.m. parsing one sentence about the Viet Nam war in our state party platform. Granted, we were drinking, but, by gosh, we were earnest.

Callyson September 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

“It is certainly something that I don’t condone,” said Brown when asked about the video.

Oh FFS, I am sick of these assholes trying to get out of holding their people accountable by wussy comments like this. This isn't Mittens speaking about Limpballs: this is a fucking staff member of yours, Scottie. If he continues to serve on your campaign, clearly you *do* condone these junior high antics.

Asshole.

sullivanst September 25, 2012 at 3:39 pm

“It is certainly something that I don’t condone,” except to the extent that I'm paying them to do it.

pdiddycornchips September 25, 2012 at 1:28 pm

Creative headlines for the rest of the election:

"Warren goes on the warpath"

"Brown's Little Big Horn"

"Scott Brown's Trail of Tears"

"Warren wins, set to enter US Senate Tepee"

SayItWithWookies September 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Might I suggest "Scott Brown's Happy Trail of Tears"

rickmaci September 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Warren scalps Brown (after election)
Warren raises more wampum for election effort

ShuCityRefugee September 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I'm so glad that they all received my memo about how acting like Alpha-male d***hebags will neutralize those votes against Lily Ledbetter and for the Blunt Amendment with the ladies.

weejee September 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm

Next debate can Liz give Scott a wounded knee to the groin?

Jus_Wonderin September 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

It is obvious he at least needs a manscalping.

weejee September 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm

There were Native American Mohels? Who knew?

Jus_Wonderin September 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Royal Deluxe II

YouBetcha September 25, 2012 at 1:30 pm

I like him much better circa 1983 and shirtless.

mrblifil September 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Ah the old tried and true "Reverse Macaca." Get your plants in the audience and have THEM stir up racist shit, instead of the other way around. Those guys sure earned their sandwich coupons today.

BornInATrailer September 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Putting the squaw in squabble.

ph7 September 25, 2012 at 1:31 pm

True story: when I was 17, and just as stupid as I am now, I selected "Native American" on the SAT application, because, you know, I was native to America.

I already knew I was headed to the state school that my family could afford, so I was confused when I got a letter from Stanford University, all the way on the other coast, urging me to apply, and informing me that a lucrative scholarship may be available. I probably should have capitalized on my mistake, but, hey , Go Terps!

prommie September 25, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Don't go back to Rockville.

KeepFnThatChicken September 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Seriously, I was wrong. I want anti-depressants now.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Oblios_Cap September 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Go Seminoles!

IncenseDebate September 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm

He needs to be scalped. With votes!

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Thank God at least somewhere in this country, Republicans are willing to run on real issues.

LibertyLover September 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Keep your pants on, Scott. They're getting all twisted.

Callyson September 25, 2012 at 1:33 pm

The incident occurred outside of a pub in Boston on Friday.

Sorry, guys, but if that's what alcohol does to you, it's time for your AA meeting…

Oblios_Cap September 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Last time that happened, tea ended up in the bay.

Generation[redacted] September 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Once again, life imitates The Simpsons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUe6UtMZk9k

NorthStarSpanx September 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I'm waiting for that clever Facebook Someecards.com eCard to articulate my response as an American Indian/Alaska Native.

LibertyLover September 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Anyone notice that there are way too many dickish people named Scott in the Republican party? Rick Scott Walker Brown. Hard to keep them all straight.

sewollef September 25, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Hard to keep them all straight.

Ooh, Ghey libel.

LibertyLover September 25, 2012 at 2:13 pm

:-)

djneedlz September 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm

You forgot Scott Tipton! And Poland.

NellCote71 September 25, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Kind of like all the Tuckers of the election of yore.

BZ1 September 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

something I don't condone=yeah, do it but don't get back to me

prommie September 25, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Thats not a tomahawk chop, thats the overhand dick-stroke. Proper form requires using the other hand to cup the balls, though. They lose a point for that.

freakishlywrong September 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm

How very Brown-shirty.

ahnc September 25, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Scott's Playgirl Pose to Pochahontas Hair Braid Pulling.
There seems to be a disease going around in the GOP that forces them to be as inane as possible.
Some sort of Sarah Flu, possibly?

BoroPrimorac September 25, 2012 at 1:40 pm

So they are doubling down on comments which made Scott Brown look like a complete douche bag during the debates? Gotta love Republican strategists.

ManchuCandidate September 25, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Brownie's Last Stand. Except more embarrassing than Custer's.

Boojum September 25, 2012 at 1:42 pm

What a douche.

True fact: In the famous "separate but equal" case, Plessy v. Ferguson, the black guy who couldn't ride in the white car looked white. It's in the Supreme Court decision.

So, suck it down, Scottie Brown.

Guppy September 25, 2012 at 7:33 pm

To that I add the doubly ironically-named Walter Francis White

Antispandex September 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm

This could be some sort of useful strategy when you think about it. You send out "staffers" to act like racists dicks, then you say how terrible it is, and you get the racists to back you, and you get to show people how compassionate you are when you say how much you hate this kind of thing! It's just crazy enough to work.

sullivanst September 25, 2012 at 3:42 pm

Just cynical enough to make a man all stabby.

DCBloom September 25, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I look very white, but have Native blood. There are genetic traits like weird feet, shovel teeth and very straight hair, but those are not easily recognizable. All people see is my pasty skin, freckles and red hair. Even though I'm 1/2 Jewish, I still got all the white traits.

So when fuckers like this say things like "you can tell by looking" I feel very stabby.

bikerlaureate September 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm

"The real offended party here is me, because I'm not comfortably ahead in the polls."

prommie September 25, 2012 at 1:51 pm

We used to have "Pimps and Hos" parties when I was an undergrad. But those Fijis were the real racists, they would dress like polynesians and walk around in purpleface wearing grass skirts and carrying spears for like a fucking week!

owhatever September 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm

If she is truly an Indian, let's see her long form smoke signal and her photo ID from the job in a Mumbai telephone center.

DahBoner September 25, 2012 at 2:49 pm

Dot/Feather Fusion!!!

TavariousChinaSmith September 25, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Jesus, when did racism towards the Native Peoples become so acceptable in America? Oh, right…

glasspusher September 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

My fist would like to introduce them to the great Indian chief hematoma (with votes)

kyeshinka September 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm

They're still not back to their responsible, mature chirpy selves yet?

wapitiscat September 25, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Growing up, I got teased because my mother was Scotch-Irish and my father was half drunk. But nothing like this.

Thank you. Try the veal.

Guppy September 25, 2012 at 7:35 pm

my father was half drunk

So you're saying genetics brought you here?

comrad_darkness September 25, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I think the only thing that's different between old republicans and new republicans is the new republicans lack all self control.

punkneverdies September 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm

These guys don't even get why the 1/16th indian thing is a smudge on Warren's otherwise spotless record, do they?

rickmaci September 25, 2012 at 2:19 pm

I guess Brown intends to answer that age old question of "How low can he go?"

natl_indecency_cmdr September 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm

the people in that video seem kinda racist…

DahBoner September 25, 2012 at 2:37 pm

FAKE DEMOCRAP SPEAK WITH FORKED LEATHER PINK UNDERWEAR

deliman4 September 25, 2012 at 2:55 pm

I thought we kilt all the injuns?

larrykat September 25, 2012 at 2:56 pm

I'm down for the Ghetto Night. Is it too late?

Native_of_SL_UT September 25, 2012 at 3:04 pm

They darker than us. Woof!

ttommyunger September 25, 2012 at 10:51 pm

Kop a walk!

Chet Kincaid_ September 25, 2012 at 3:08 pm

It's not about what you look like or how many Native Americans there are in your bloodline, it's about the validity of your personal and cultural ties to the Native Community, according to the Native Community.

Negropolis September 26, 2012 at 2:34 am

Well, except the Cherokee leadership who no likey the Blah Cherokees. You know, the folks they totally used as slaves (though, in a way, different than how Europeans used them), but don't want to grant them citizenship in the nation. But, I digress…

sullivanst September 25, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Is it just me, or is that list of staffers a potentially Hatch Act-violating mix of campaign and Senatorial staff?

I mean, "Constituent Service Counsel" sounds very much like Senate staff, "Deputy Chief of Staff" could go either way but suggests Senate staff also, whereas "State Director" and "GOP operator" are pretty unambiguously campaign people.

Also too, please, can we please fucking stop with this grotesquely absurd suggestion that minorities have it easy in this country? Please, just for a moment, you lilywhite Goobers, get down off your fucking cross, you smug asshole patricians whining incessantly about how hard it is to be the most privileged pampered dicks on the planet.

mustangsavvy September 25, 2012 at 3:37 pm

"How white man. Asshole."

iamrrm September 25, 2012 at 3:39 pm

It's about time to ride in and scalp that motherfucking Brown – with votes.

Yellerdawg September 25, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Seriously…is that all they got? Their planning meetings must be hell;

"What issues can we hit today?"
"Nothing Man! She's got us on healthcare, the economy, likeability….everything!"
"OK…keep going with the Indian thing. Anyone here got any feathers or a buckskin on 'em?"

Gleem McShineys September 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm

So this proves that Warren is the real racist, by pointing out the racism?

Wow, I have almost acclimated to Bizarro world!

fawkedifiknow September 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm

But, has he called her a squaw yet?

Fox n Fiends September 25, 2012 at 5:55 pm

Scott Brown can't even control his own employees. No wonder he's a Republican.

ttommyunger September 25, 2012 at 10:52 pm

Big talk from a paleface whose entire Scrotum Pole can be covered by one staple.

Negropolis September 26, 2012 at 1:59 am

This is just getting sad and digusting. His true character is being revealed as he feels this slipping away from him.

Trash. Even being elected senator won't change that.

BerkeleyBear September 25, 2012 at 11:45 pm

You know only Dick Morris got that joke – callbacks that old need links.

bobbert September 26, 2012 at 1:29 am

What? Pedigate was only two years ago, innit?

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