Mitt Romney's Mexican Mormon Cousin: Amnesty For Everyone!
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Mitt Romney's Mexican Mormon Cousin: Amnesty For Everyone!
Well, we are finally at Part Six of Vice's foray into the wilds of Me-hee-co, about the Mexican branch of Mitt Romney's family, and how they and the cartels are just totally kidnapping each other all the time, and this part is really interesting! Why is it interesting when there hasn't even been a beheading in four whole installments? Because Mitt's cousin thinks there should be AMNESTY for illegal immigrants in the US, AND a guest worker program, and probably, like, food and shelter and not starving to death too! Sorry, Mitt Romney's cousin, but obviously you are a terrible Christian.
Join us tomorrow for the Grand Finale! Parts One , Two , Three , Four and Five .
[ Vice ]
It's been suggested here on several occasions. Once it became clear that whatever was in those returns was more politically damaging than the refusal to release them, there really weren't too many options. Tax amnesty was one of the few sufficiently-awful scenarios; the other is flat-out cheating that would be revealed once the media start to dissect the returns.
My fondest hope is that those hackers really do have Mitt's tax returns in their hands.
And then there&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8601-503544_162-57492649-0.html\?assetTypeId=41&amp\;blogId=503544" target="_blank">this. </a> Grain of salt, etc., but the writer is real -- you can look him up.