If there are three things about Old Handsome Joe Biden that Dr. Jill Biden loves, they are his optimism, his determination, and his foot-long penis. Look how flustered she is, like a giddy schoolgirl! Seems like someone got a stiff talking to just today! [Gawker]

[Updated 6/5/2013 with video that isn’t broken]

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