DEPT. OF DUH  3:45 pm September 21, 2012

The Bidens Are Bogarting All The Sex

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

If there are three things about Old Handsome Joe Biden that Dr. Jill Biden loves, they are his optimism, his determination, and his foot-long penis. Look how flustered she is, like a giddy schoolgirl! Seems like someone got a stiff talking to just today! [Gawker]

[Updated 6/5/2013 with video that isn't broken]

 
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comrad_darkness September 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

. . . in bed.

Nibbler of Niblonia September 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

the urgency in his voice when he comes

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Haha – that was my favorite part!

DemmeFatale September 21, 2012 at 10:30 pm

I love the way he laughed and shook his head when she said that, too.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Well, not ALL the sex. I still have my right hand.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Use your left, it is just like Dr. Jill.

WhatTheHeck September 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Its the right hand of fellowship.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm

A laurel. And hearty handshake to you.

bibliotequetress September 21, 2012 at 8:40 pm

You should ask your right hand to introduce you at events.

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 7:14 pm

Do you carry a picture of your hand in your wallet?

Advn2rgirl September 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

There's a reason we keep loving Crazy Uncle Joe.

nounverb911 September 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

Does Lauren Bacall know about this?

ph7 September 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

That's just Joe being………JESUS CHRIST WOULDYA LOOK AT THAT THING!

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Ay! Joe! Put that thing away before you put someone's eye out!

SmutBoffin September 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Q: "What did the guy with the enormous wang have for breakfast?"

A: "Today, Joe Biden had eggs and toast."

UW8316154 September 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Why did you have to bring Ann Rmoney into this?

SmutBoffin September 21, 2012 at 4:58 pm

TBH, I don't understand the "Egg" joke can someone explain it to dumb me?

paxromanaclef September 21, 2012 at 5:26 pm

Prettttttty sure it's an Arrested Development reference to Anne ("Her?") on that show, but I only figured that out like 2 days ago. And I could still be wrong.

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 7:16 pm

I also, too, saw Ayn referenced as Egg but I can't remember where. Might have this site or HuffPo.

SorosBot September 21, 2012 at 7:34 pm

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/

Look at Ann Veal under Supporting Characters.

Come here a minute September 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

It was not funny to make me think about Joe Biden's big strong "heart".

SmutBoffin September 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

This is a BIG fuckin' deal!

Pause.

WhatTheHeck September 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Remember, the heart is just a “pump.”

DrunkIrishman September 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Joe is literally hung like a horse.

OzoneTom September 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Is that a requirement for Vice Presidents nowadays?

SayItWithWookies September 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Paul Ryan promises to rescind that on day one.

BloviateMe September 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Some say horses are hung like a Biden.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm

He is the most interesting penis in the world.

Lascauxcaveman September 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Comment deleted, joke made previously down the thread.

Barrelhse September 21, 2012 at 5:54 pm

Better than hung like a chair.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 10:44 pm

Oooo…a callback…me like.

no_gravity September 21, 2012 at 3:48 pm

Obviously Dr. Jill isn't a feminazi.

emmelemm September 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Exactly.

PinkoPopulist September 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

I figured I couldn't be the first one who thought of this.

nonbeliever7 September 21, 2012 at 6:53 pm

Jill vs. Ann illustrates love vs. a business arrangement.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

The closed captioning is really hilarious.

I swear, YouTube could be Tosh.0 with the CC alone.

no_gravity September 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Kinks the cats really.

Baconzgood September 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

You know what the funniest thing about Tosh.o is?

*crickets chirping*

BornInATrailer September 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Everything?

nounverb911 September 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Rush Limpdick is jealous.

kingofmeh September 21, 2012 at 3:49 pm

it's twue, it's twue, what they say about guys from scranton.

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:51 pm

O sweet mystery of life at last I've found you…

BadKitty904 September 21, 2012 at 3:50 pm

To borrow one of my Latin bf's euphemisms: "Smilin' Joe is a *substantial* man…"

a_pink_poodle September 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

… LADIES

savethispatient September 21, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I believe he calls it his Big Fucking Deal.

insidebeltway September 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

That's what Jill calls it.

tbogg September 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

'I've heard the urgency in his voice when he cums…" – Jill Biden

nounverb911 September 21, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Jill's blush could solve the energy crisis.

Barbara_ September 21, 2012 at 3:53 pm

If his dick is that big it is no wonder he takes the Amtrak train. If he flew he'd have to check it as luggage.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Or buy it a ticket

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Joe always buys two seats – and he has to push the dick-seat back. And Joe don't need no Airline nuts – he's already packing some serious nuttage

Boojum September 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm

He still has to leave the connecting doors open between the cars.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm

And ask the engineer to slow down around tight curves.

Barrelhse September 21, 2012 at 5:55 pm

"Open the trunk!"

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:52 pm
SayItWithWookies September 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Daaaammnn, Joe — if I was hung like that I wouldn't care what I said, either.

Callyson September 21, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Ah, the feminazis missed shortening Joey's dick then? Oops…

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

What if they didn't miss? Imagine that!

Barrelhse September 21, 2012 at 5:57 pm

They might send that Amish guy over to finish the job.

Baconzgood September 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

She wants it. You can see it in her eyes.

SayItWithWookies September 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Wants it, hell — she gets it.

SorosBot September 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm

Meanwhile Paul Ryan's is the size of a standard match.

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 7:18 pm

Does he drive a Hummer?

ms_mcgee September 22, 2012 at 1:03 am

Liar liar pants on fire.

sudsmckenzie September 21, 2012 at 3:56 pm

Those two just locked up all the Shwing States.

Grief_Lessons September 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

He's always walked softly.

mille derps September 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm
belmontreport September 21, 2012 at 4:02 pm

God, the Dems sure are winning the personality contest this time around, aren't they?

MissTaken September 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

“I’m going to get a pie here,” Biden said, walking over to the boxes and putting on his aviator glasses to examine the pies.

Old Handsome Joe can munch my pie anytime he likes.

SorosBot September 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

Hey!

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Hell, even I would let him get to 3rd base. Women can't resist the power of joe!

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

I was half-expecting to read as the next line "The staff lined up in front of Biden"

mille derps September 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Srsly! And what are they gonna do with a 37-lb pumpkin?

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Um, spill its seed?

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 10:49 pm

Adding "…and I'll have one of those circle-shapped desserts, as well."

Steverino247 September 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

GET SOME!!!

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 3:57 pm

Thanks Becca. From now on when I'm supposed to be paying attention to our Vice President's important press (hmmm) conference soundbites (ouch) and ascertaining the thrust of his witty comebacks, I'm just gonna be looking at Joe's manly hands.

SayItWithWookies September 21, 2012 at 4:12 pm

He's looking for a sector to apply his stimulus to.

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Well his lady is a teacher, yes? So I'm sure more than once he's had to answer for his *dangling modifier* by letting loose on her *split infinitive**

**™Florence King

MacRaith September 21, 2012 at 3:58 pm

She almost lost it again near the end, on the line "I've heard the urgency in his voice when he comes."

Damn, but you just know Joe's getting some action tonight!

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I was surprised she didn't just go give him a lap dance right there.

BadKitty904 September 21, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Those crazy kids!

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

See, this is why guys drive convertibles.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Joe never fuckin' stops talking, apparently.
Me? I'm usually reduced to monosyllables by then

MosesInvests September 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Oh, Gawd. Thanks, Editrix, I needed a laugh like that.

owhatever September 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

Rafalca weeps.

HogeyeGrex September 21, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"Hey buddy, I'l bet you $20 I can make that horse laugh…"

NYNYNYjr September 24, 2012 at 1:47 am

My new novel: Rafalca Shrugs.

ChrisM2011 September 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Apparently biker women agree (Their biker men, not so much).

simplyblue7 September 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Where are the fact checkers now? heeeeggghhhhhh?

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm

"It's twue! It's twue!"

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm

And where have you been? Thumbs just for showing up!

imissopus September 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

If I was married to their daughter, I'd be bogarting all the sex too. Rowrrrrr….

rickmaci September 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Deeply personal. Drives him to make a difference. Dems just further exploiting the gender gap.

Texan_Bulldog September 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

She is so darn cute. I bet she was blushing the whole time.

Goonemeritus September 21, 2012 at 4:01 pm

It’s nice to see the Biden’s holding up the fine tradition of sexual performance in the executive branch.

BadKitty904 September 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Sounds like Joe's packin' the "executive branch"…

Boojum September 21, 2012 at 4:43 pm

He's packed the whole damn trunk!

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 4:04 pm

'It's deeply….deeply…personal…."….some speechwriter's getting hosed tonight….

zippy_w_pinhead September 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

I'm thinking it's Jill that is getting hosed tonight and I'm sure she's perfectly happy about it…

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:54 pm

Are you kidding? Joe's giving that speechwriter a raise!

(In his paycheck.)

(With votes.)

RufusTFirefly September 21, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Women sense my power, but I deny them my essence.

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Settle down, have a glass of water….better?…

Doktor Zoom September 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

I can see Jill Biden right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove.

(You steal my avatar's lines, I'll steal yours)

RufusTFirefly September 24, 2012 at 12:25 pm

Well bowled, sir.

pepperpat September 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

Totally OT, but I have a cat named after you.

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Cafflicks never deny essence.

Lucidamente1 September 21, 2012 at 4:05 pm

You remember what Spiro Agnew's wife said about him?

SayItWithWookies September 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

That he was a giant prick at home, too?

Doktor Zoom September 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Um… "Off! Get OFF, goddammit!!!"

(just guessing)

Nostrildamus September 21, 2012 at 5:44 pm

Hung like a hamster?

omrala September 22, 2012 at 11:04 am

You remember what Dan Quayle's wife said about him?

(hint: http://swampland.time.com/2010/08/25/the-coattail

kittensdontlie September 21, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Joe has managed to infect Jill with his spontaneous-gaff syndrome–and in this case, the cure is to forego the injection.

Boojum September 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm

I think she might want the injection, just guessing from the way they looked at each other.

MacRaith September 21, 2012 at 4:07 pm

You know what this video is missing? Michelle Obama should have been there. She could have responded, "Yeah? Well, I've seen Barack up close, honey," as she waves her hands even farther apart. "There's a reason my man is #1 and yours is #2."

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 10:52 pm

And then they get into an underpants pillow fight, right?

BadKitty904 September 21, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Cue the Lou Rawls' tape: "You'll never find…a 'love' as big as mine…"

zippy_w_pinhead September 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

So one guy has a dancing horse and the other guy has a VP who's hung like one?

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Delaware, where men are men and horses cry.

Boojum September 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Better than Montana, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Oh, see, here back East, that's Cornell.

ChernobylSoup September 21, 2012 at 5:03 pm

There's a reason it's the only Ivy with a veterinary dept.

zippy_w_pinhead September 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm

or Minneapolis, where doves cry…

Chet Kincaid_ September 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

"I've learned to appreciate everything about Joe: all the special nooks and crannies of his Scranton…"

UnholyMoses September 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm

This must mean that Dr. Jill can get a tax deduction for Uncle Joe …

zippy_w_pinhead September 21, 2012 at 4:15 pm

$77,000 if he can make it dance…

AlterNewt September 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

So it IS a big fucking deal.

EDIT/ Apologies to savethispatient, who beat me to it. I didn't catch it the first time around.

Radiotherapy September 21, 2012 at 4:13 pm

This IS a big fucking deal.

FlownOver September 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm

Get a room, you two.

Doktor Zoom September 21, 2012 at 4:14 pm

Cue the outrage about Joe & Jill's filthy minds which makes them a stain on the honor of the office of the vice-presidency….

(haha…"honor of the vice-presidency"!)

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Honor. Offer. And all thru the night it was honor and offer.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 21, 2012 at 9:29 pm

Hey-oooo!

BadKitty904 September 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

See also: "worth a bucket of warm piss."

cousinitt September 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Do you know where else the stain is? I'll bet Boehner hasn't found it yet.

Sharkey September 21, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Bless her heart.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

And bless his hard.

weejee September 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

Looks like Bull Moose Jackson can put away his big ten inch.

zippy_w_pinhead September 21, 2012 at 4:18 pm

poor Rush, that penis envy must be killing him.

ChrisM2011 September 21, 2012 at 4:19 pm

Poor Mitt. Ann is never this enthused.

docterry6973 September 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

If Joe told her once he told her a thousand times. "C'mon Jill, think before your speak!"

natoslug September 21, 2012 at 4:23 pm

So . . . Biden's wife gets breathless talking about her husband's penis and the Romney's wife complains about her husband's lack of stiffness . . . I think I am starting to understand why Republicans work so hard to legislate misery. Could the solution to gridlock in Congress, all of this legislation in favor of corporate citizens and detrimental to human citizen from the conservative side be to hire a few (hundred? thousand?) sex therapists, set up candy bowls of Viagra in congressional and senate offices and get these guys and gals a good lay every once in a while? If nothing else, perhaps they'd learn to shout YES!!!! every once in a while and maybe we could get a jobs bill passed.

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 4:24 pm

Wait – Ann did say it was hard….she also said to try it….

natoslug September 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Then she's sending mixed messages. The last I heard was that he's not stiff. Is Egg getting Mitt and Rafalca mixed up again?

mille derps September 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I think she said he's not stiff when unzipped?

littlebigdaddy September 21, 2012 at 4:25 pm

Linky thing is broken!

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm

I would go at least to 3rd base with Joe.

fuflans September 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

and the hits to the romney campaign just keep coming.

cheetojeebus September 21, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Those are pole numbers we can believe in.

qwerty42 September 21, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Meanwhile, over at the unhappy campaign, Scott Walker Expresses 'frustration' with the Romney campaign. As the olds pick over what's left of Ryan, and the President takes the odd potshot at Mitt. I am amazed at how quickly the wheels seem to have come off Romney. I mean really. Larrison opines that "Movement Conservative Yes-Men Are Hastening Romney’s Defeat".

mille derps September 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Cannot be hastened quickly enough…

Barrelhse September 21, 2012 at 6:06 pm

Ha ha- He's hastening his own defeat!

Limeylizzie September 21, 2012 at 4:32 pm

I know Handsome Joe knows his way around a vagina, you can just tell that he loves pussy.

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm

And who doesn't….?

Limeylizzie September 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

My last boyfriend needed a fucking GPS.

Boojum September 21, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Huh? The damn thing is like a topographical map; you can tell where everything is by touch!

Edit: I don't mean yours, in particular; I refer to them generally.

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Um, I assume that's not Good Pussy Spoon…?

Limeylizzie September 21, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Correct. Mine is Golden Pussy Sunshine

C_R_Eature September 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Hey, I didn't know Jill Biden liked to fish!

docterry6973 September 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Transcript of Biden's remarks: Thanks for stopping by, folks. Enjoy the snacks. Jill and I will be in the bus.

BadKitty904 September 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

"And it *will* be rockin'. So, please – don't come knockin'. Thanks!"

Tundra Grifter September 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Look at the camel on that schmuck!

fuflans September 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

the bawdy reign of power politics.

Tundra Grifter September 21, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Dr. Jill, will you say a few words to the folks?

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 21, 2012 at 4:36 pm

So, Rush and the Right are worried about their penises shrinking. Doesn't seem to be a problem for Democrats surrounded by all these strong women.

Conclusion: They must all be lesbians.

C_R_Eature September 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm

"Oooh! It's Twoo! It's Twoo!"

UW8316154 September 21, 2012 at 4:38 pm

THIS!! This is fucking awesome!

Hey there, Egg Ryan, suck on Handsome Joe's footlong if it's so hard for you.

Wadisay September 21, 2012 at 4:39 pm

I hope this comes up during the debates. As it were.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 4:52 pm

better not have those transparent podiums
"Congressman, unlike you, Little Joe here really can do a 3 hour marathon……"

Wadisay September 21, 2012 at 6:34 pm

Outstanding!

emmelemm September 21, 2012 at 7:12 pm

"Schwing!"

fuflans September 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

dr jill looks just fantastic in those little sheath dresses. i realize they are not as elegant as a big wraparound fish shirt, but still pretty sweet.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm

no birds pecking at her nipples

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 7:24 pm

Joe hit it out of the park when he married Dr. Jill. I fondly remember when he told the world he said, "Honey, you're a knockout!"

bobbert September 22, 2012 at 3:27 am

She is just cute, and evidently quick as a whip. Just look at her react to the crowd's "Ar har har". Didn't freeze. Didn't try to ignore it. Just played through, charmingly.

I'm 64. I assure you that in my lifetime we have never had a First and Second Lady of such quality.**

** The quality of being regular human beings.

calliecallie September 21, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I have loved Joe Biden since the Anita Hill witch trials. So awkward and diplomatic on the topic of pubic hair, he was. Who knew he was hung like Hercules?

This only makes me love him more.

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 5:24 pm

He was very nice when my Mom worked his first campaigns a million years ago. And he appears to have remained pretty damn genuine.

HogeyeGrex September 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Fucking brilliant in so many ways.

An audience who caught that and reacted to it.

Jill just going with it anyhow.

Joe trying not to die chuckling behind her, and failing.

So full of win.

docterry6973 September 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Now THAT is how you handle a gaffe. Make a joke and move along. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants.

Seriously, can there be any doubt that those two crazy kids are in love?

bobbert September 22, 2012 at 3:29 am

Thank you for the little seltzer down the pants. I didn't watch much MTM, but I did see that, and it was cool.

Maman September 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm

They are adorable. We should all want to be like that when we are grandparents

glasspusher September 21, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Fucking and cracking jokes. Absolutely.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm

FINALLY WE GET TO THE SEXY PART!

mille derps September 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm

They really are a great couple…

WhatTheHeck September 21, 2012 at 4:57 pm

When Joe has his v.p. debate with Ryan, all he has to say, as he reaches for his notes, is, “Excuse me while I just whip this out,” and that should just about settle it.

glamourdammerung September 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm

I have a hunch that The Biden slipped that one in there.

But just look at the guy's smile. The Biden smiles like a man with a foot long penis.

randomsausage September 21, 2012 at 5:02 pm

Jill is GILF-tastic. I bet Smokin' Joe gets her to dress up in a Doctor's outfit. I know she can examine me anytime.

glasspusher September 21, 2012 at 10:42 pm

"Just lie back, relax, and let the good doctor help you"

Nesnora September 21, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Best part— when she rushes over the word "comes" and one lady loses her shit and guffaws in the audience.

ffredpalakon September 21, 2012 at 5:06 pm

And yes, Dr. Biden will happily take credit for building that.

emmelemm September 21, 2012 at 5:11 pm

Or "erecting" that, as it were.

Calapine September 21, 2012 at 5:18 pm

Biden/Biden 2016

Rated: Mature

Warpde September 21, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Well, I have 12" too but I don't use it as a rule.

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:59 pm

A true socialist has 305 mm.

VeraSevera September 21, 2012 at 5:29 pm

Thank you for that, Jill. A true Biden moment. And you not only didn't run FROM it, you ran WITH it! And now we know what the problem with Ann Romney is that's been so hard to put a finger on. She HASN'T seen Mittens up close, not for a long, time. Not since she lost those reading glasses….

Barrelhse September 21, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Jill, you said a mouthful.

docterry6973 September 21, 2012 at 6:20 pm

Now THAT is how you handle a gaffe. Make a joke and move along. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants.

But hey, anyone can see that those two crazy kids are in love.

viennawoods13 September 21, 2012 at 6:30 pm

That was adorable!

TootsStansbury September 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

I loved this, how life affirming and beautiful.

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:50 pm

Did he smack her on the ass on the way up to the podium?

kingcocrazy September 21, 2012 at 9:10 pm

Handsome Joe Biden is one lucky guy. Jill is hotter than the proverbial $10 pistol and smart as hell, too.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 10:42 pm

I love this woman; I really do.

That audience has a dirty mind. Mine didn't go dirty until "the urgency in his voice when he comes."

PS: Sarah Palin, eat your fucking heart out.

bobbert September 22, 2012 at 3:32 am

The crowd was really ready. If it was Wonkers, I'm disappointed I didn't get an invite.

ttommyunger September 21, 2012 at 10:58 pm

She is adorable. The more I see of both of them, the more I love and admire them.

slowhansolo September 21, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Hahaha, they are just the best!

bobbert September 22, 2012 at 3:13 am

This is so fucking cute. And spontaneous. And, you know, a teeny bit risque. Dr Jill is shown to be a regular person. Ol' Handsome just lets her work her way out of it.

I would love to meet these folks. I would only want to meet the Ryans if it gave me an opportunity to punch Pauly in the nuts.

VinnyThePooh September 22, 2012 at 8:43 am

Obama/Biden: The Kielbasa Kings.

AznMom420 September 24, 2012 at 12:41 am

That was too close… you were almost a Jill sandwich.

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Oh, Lizzie, there you go again…..

Guppy September 21, 2012 at 8:57 pm

Sounds like Harlem Nights.

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