MITT WANDERS LONELY AS A CLOUD  10:27 am September 21, 2012

Mitt Romney Now Rambling About Beautiful Clouds

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

God is in his Heaven and all is right with the world Recently, we were in Tampa, buying you beer, when we met a couple of nice fellows who worked for “a British-based petroleum company.” Hmmm, we mused. We’ve only heard of one. Might have had a small spot of bother a while back? Did they ever get that fucker capped after all? Oh, it did take some time and a lot of eyeless shrimp. They were fun guys, kept sticking Wonkette stickers on people’s backs. But when we asked their thoughts on the dispersants that — like the VaPOOrizer in Envymight have had some unforeseen consequences, this is what they said: “What do you think of Sarah Palin?” And so we asked again, and then the cuter of the fellows started in on an endless story of sitting next to a Palin adviser on a flight, and trying to keep himself from engaging with her, because he finds Palin “vapid and mean,” which is a bad combination! Now, this is a fine story, but we were asking about the dispersants. And so campaign pool reporter Jon Ward asked Mitt Romney yesterday whether he would be campaigning harder now to overcome his constant bed-shitting and dog-fucking, and this is what he said:

“Ha ha. We’re in the stretch aren’t we? Look at those clouds. It’sbeautiful,” he said, pointing to the sky. “Look at those things.”

Oh?

But the thing is … those clouds ARE beautiful! THEY ARE! They’re magnificent even! And we already know that Mitt Romney loves to muse on nature, and he should do so! We think he should retire to a small pond, Walden-like, and reflect and muse his heart out. We think he would be happier, especially if that classy wife of his stayed far, far away.

[Jon Ward, Twitter]

 
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actor212 September 21, 2012 at 10:30 am

"Those clouds have just the right amount of moisture! My ocular sensors tell me they are cumulus clouds with a 40.9% chance of developing into a thunderstorm over Bermuda."

Barbara_ September 21, 2012 at 10:31 am

Mitt's money is going to get wet in Bermuda.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am

That's OK. His respiratory servos can generate an ultradry exhalation with silca gel

weejee September 21, 2012 at 10:44 am

He's not going to join Rush and his rentboy and a suitcase full of Oxycontin™ and Viagra™ in the Dominican Republican?

PsycWench September 21, 2012 at 10:48 am

Wonder how much information they gather of this nature: It may be completely accurate, but it's also completely useless.

JohnnyQuick September 21, 2012 at 11:16 am

"Entering into Hispanic-filled area. Activating skin-oven, initiating self-browning."

Graham Cracker September 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm

That means that there is a 58.1% chance that they will just be lazy fuckers and never rain.

Maman September 21, 2012 at 10:31 am

Did he apply dispersants to his poll numbers?

freakishlywrong September 21, 2012 at 10:31 am

"Just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending, and they'll 'oink' for more every time."

I can't get Mr. Burns out of my head..

Dashboard_Jesus September 21, 2012 at 11:51 am

I had to come out of 'retirement' to give you a BIG upfist for that WIN! game over, indeed

SoBeach September 21, 2012 at 10:31 am

I wonder if the clouds look like different denominations of currency to Mitt.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 10:34 am

Oh this is so cool! I get to post an OT science item and it's actually on topic!

New type of cloud?

Monsieur_Grumpe September 21, 2012 at 10:50 am

They look like the kind of clouds that materialize just before the alien ships appear.

no_gravity September 21, 2012 at 10:31 am

I think they call those storm clouds. Not the best of harbingers.

mrpuma2u September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am

Mitt Haiku

See the fair clouds
like my election chances
blow away slowly

thatsitfortheother1 September 21, 2012 at 10:41 am

Unlike anything Egg has ever done.

Pragmatist2 September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am

Cloudcukooland – who'd have thought the Bishop was an Aristophanes fan?

chicken_thief September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am

Those clouds are just the right height.

sudsmckenzie September 21, 2012 at 10:32 am

Well, that one cloud obviously looks like Joseph Smith dry humping a bunny.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 10:45 am

Hm, when I was told that Mormons breed like rabbits, I took that to mean something else entirely

vtxmcrider September 21, 2012 at 2:44 pm

Be careful about ridiculing the prophet Joseph Smith. The Mormons are going to start rioting in Salt Lake City, denouncing America.

memzilla September 21, 2012 at 10:33 am

Psst, Mitt: 47% of those clouds think they're entitled to be beautiful.

LibertyLover September 21, 2012 at 10:33 am

When my significant spousal unit wants to change the subject, said spousal unit says: "how about those____________(insert name of local sports team here)? Works every time because I am a bit distractab…… "Squirrel!"

boobookitteh September 21, 2012 at 10:33 am

Mitt is ready for his close up, Mr. DeMille.

thatsitfortheother1 September 21, 2012 at 10:42 am

Mr Flynt.

BerkeleyBear September 21, 2012 at 11:08 am

Mitt cooter shot – do not want.

Goonemeritus September 21, 2012 at 10:34 am

I remember the time I flew my son’s brand new remote control airplane straight into the earth at full throttle right before his eyes. Strangely he was unwilling to change the subject as well.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 10:36 am

Are you suggesting someone is running Mitt's campaign by remote control? And flying it straight into the earth?

Goonemeritus September 21, 2012 at 10:38 am

Both

Weenus299 September 21, 2012 at 10:39 am

You wouldn't pivot the Boy's interests from aeronautics into ballistics and forensics?

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 10:46 am

and mining

sudsmckenzie September 21, 2012 at 11:00 am

I blame Dan Senor.

proudgrampa September 21, 2012 at 11:20 am

I've done that, man!

freakishlywrong September 21, 2012 at 10:34 am

One of the only reasons I moved to Floriduh was swimming in the Gulf. I haven't done that since the spill. The shit is still everywhere. It pisses the fuck out of me every time I think about it.

ifthethunderdontgetya September 21, 2012 at 10:37 am

Damn.

Shit is fucked up and bullshit.
~

Weenus299 September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am

And you need a dispersant for the piss, too. It freakin' amazes me that we just blew off a jillion-gallon spill that keeps washing up globby things. But man, just look at the fuckin' storm clouds comin'!

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 11:00 am

Mumblety-ex and I used to have the old "Which kind of body-of-water to retire to live near? Ocean/ River-side/ Lakefront? and I'd opt for Lakefront to his preferred ocean view, thx to my happier memories swimming w/ cousins at their lakeside time-share.
Ex' would point out how much boat motor fuel escapes into bodies of water such as lakes and claimed he always 'felt greasy' after swimming thereabouts.
I have to agree that, even if modern technology brings a 'dispersant' type of treatment to avail one's man- or nature-made frog-ponds with — the tacit reminder lingers, these waters have been tainted; uncomplaining swimming holes which we've never let history fully render due cognizance from us per our ongoing misdeeds… Like the river Ganges polluted w/ cremated ruins and holy washing rituals; we're sliding into 3rd-world abuse of our resources where we ought to know better.

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I tend to think of it all in terms of the Crying Indian ad. A powerful message that, for a moment, seemed to resonate with people. But now? It appears no one–especially my generation of idiots (Fifty-somethings)–cares to remember that we only have this one orb to live on, so perhaps we should take care of it?
And so, the Indian cries on.

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Not that your words here don't resonate thoroughly [they do].. but figured might as well mention when you appear on these threads I thumbz-up involuntarily because I am *that* enamored with the film represented in your avatar~

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm

LOL
It is one of those films that just lifts your heart, simply wonderful, incredibly drawn, a great score, oy I could go on & on. My hub and I can't watch it enough.

vtxmcrider September 21, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I could never imagine moving to Floriduh for any conceivable benefit.

sudsmckenzie September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

"I haven't seen anything this dark since my NAACP appearance."

chicken_thief September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

"Look at those clouds. It’sbeautiful,” he said, pointing to the sky. “Look at those things.”

It's usually at that point when the speaker lifts your wallet while you are distracted.

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Grifting is the Mormon way!

ManchuCandidate September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

I can see clearly now that talk of Bain is gone
I can ignore the incompetence of my way
Gone is the dark person that has the lead
It's gonna be a bright, bright delusional day
It's gonna be a bright, bright delusional day

CrunchyKnee September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

I wonder if there are beautiful clouds on his Morman after death planet?

kittensdontlie September 21, 2012 at 10:59 am

"And the skies are not cloudy all day…

FlownOver September 21, 2012 at 11:57 am

Kansas libel!

(assuming that's still possible)

Troubledog September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

We looked together into the distance, admiring the beautiful clouds for a time. After he bid me well and walked away, I realized my wallet had gone missing.

I caught up with him to ask if he'd seen my wallet, but he'd already taken all the money for himself, auctioned off all the contents to the highest bidder, and handed me a bill for restructuring charges.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 10:48 am

and your shiny new healthcare voucher – don't blow it all on one sprain!

BerkeleyBear September 21, 2012 at 10:50 am

Missed a step – secured a highly leveraged loan against the contents, that he then gave himself as a "bonus", converted to "carried interest" and then proceeded to sell all the pieces off and give you back the debt servicing too.

memzilla September 21, 2012 at 10:36 am

Geez, Mr. rMoney: That one cloud in the center? Is that a Hiroshima-like mushroom cloud hovering over the scorched remains of your campaign?

Hera Sent Me September 21, 2012 at 10:36 am

Mitt wanders lonely as a cloud,
Despite his fuck-ups he is proud.
Ann says "Shut up, we're trying to drive!"
To faint-hearts who fear being eaten alive.
Scott Brown flailed at the Professor,
Of Mitt he couldn't have said lesser.
Mitt wanders lonely as a cloud,
But he will never cry out loud.
For if fate does lands him in the mire,
He'll just retroactively retire.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 10:50 am

He can just retroactively radioactively* retire

*judging from the number of Repubs who are hurriedly distancing themselves from him

Texan_Bulldog September 21, 2012 at 10:38 am

Had a Freudian reading error–I thought he said:

"We’re in the stench aren’t we?"

Saw this on FB earlier–it's fairly amusing, esp. the Scott Brown parts.
http://www.happyplace.com/17993/if-mitt-romney-as

thatsitfortheother1 September 21, 2012 at 10:44 am

Ditto.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 10:38 am

Apparently, Mitt believes Cloud is Chief. Also son of chief. Guardian of the Holies, Speaker of the Holy Words, Leader of Warriors.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 21, 2012 at 10:38 am

What is all this talk about bed shitting? You keep saying it like it's a bad thing.

YasserArraFeck September 21, 2012 at 10:51 am

Senator Vitter, is that you?

rickmaci September 21, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Depends.

FakaktaSouth September 21, 2012 at 10:39 am

I cannot wait til the whole thing reduces him to sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU. Cause, man that's all he's got left.

And BP has their "opt out" date for the settlement payments they are offering the businesses down here that crashed and burned along with that little well of theirs set for BEFORE they are going to tell people what their payout would be, so you know, don't fuck with these guys, they are the MASTERS.

eggsacklywright September 21, 2012 at 10:46 am

And they got their lifes back. Mittz ears pricked up because he thought they said "disbursement."

freakishlywrong September 21, 2012 at 10:39 am

Can't once one of these so-called "reporters" say: "the fuck you talking about, sir"?

Not_So_Much September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am

He should be pointing at shiny objects instead of stoopid clouds if he really wants to distract from that pantload he's dragging around behind him.

thatsitfortheother1 September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am

The difference between those biz jets and the guys riding in them?

The jets stop whining after flight.

Estproph September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am

Mitt likes clouds. They're white.

thatsitfortheother1 September 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

And they don't ask a lot of impertinent questions.

kittensdontlie September 21, 2012 at 10:57 am

And the dark ones, why even D-Weatherwatchers know they're trouble.

no_gravity September 21, 2012 at 10:40 am

Mitt – When I'm elected president, I'll own those clouds and write off the cost as an expense. But you people will never know.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 21, 2012 at 10:42 am

I think Mitt’s brain is getting a few choir boys short of a Tabernacle if you know what I mean.

weejee September 21, 2012 at 10:49 am

He seems to be having the slowest rapture evah!

Arkoday September 21, 2012 at 10:42 am

My immediate plans for the economy include, but are not limited to, an in-depth analys….whoah! Will you look at that cloud? Anyway, the world-wide recession effecting the….was that cloud? Will you look at that! A cloud!

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 10:45 am

David Byrne didn't need to be a believer to perceive that Mormon Heaven is a place "where nothing ever happens." No different than regular Heaven, except quieter rooms, and clouds arguably twice as mesmerizing [read: stupefying].

UnholyMoses September 21, 2012 at 10:51 am

I wonder if Mormon heaven plays their favorite song … whatever the hell that might be.
(For some reason "Play that Funky Music" keeps popping into my head.)

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 11:14 am

Well the version of "Heaven" I'm most familiar with is Simply Red's cover of it.. the other song of theirs I loved was Jericho

♪ "I'm rich, you ain't, so you won't go to the Ball" ♪

– it was used in a Moonlighting episode, I'm remembering for some weird reason… and re-examining the lyrics in light of an obscenely wealthy Mormon scion puts them in a whole new perspective.

eggsacklywright September 21, 2012 at 11:01 am

But there's a bar in Byrne's heaven. That would never do.

Mumbletypeg September 21, 2012 at 11:09 am

"Now when this kiss is over/ We'll start all over again
Won't be any different/ Will be exactly the same."

Sounds to me how a Mormon wife experiences "heaven", on earth, even.
at least Mormon husbands get to start over with the next kiss delivered upon Wife #2… #3.. etc.

Spurning Beer September 21, 2012 at 10:45 am

SQUIRREL!

arihaya September 21, 2012 at 10:45 am

somebody FOR KOLOB'S SAKE put him on suicide watch !!

C_R_Eature September 21, 2012 at 10:46 am

To be fair, clouds can be very distracting, what with all the Breasts.

Sharkey September 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

And the skies always had little fluffy clouds And they moved down, they were long and clear And there were lots of stars at night And when it would rain it would all turn, it, they were beautiful The most beautiful skies as a matter of fact The sunsets were purple and red and yellow and on fire And the clouds would catch the colors everywhere

BoatOfVelociraptors September 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

Did he have an onion on his belt?

PsycWench September 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

They were fun guys…what do mushrooms have to do with anything?

Monsieur_Grumpe September 21, 2012 at 10:58 am

Kind of sounds like Mitt was enjoying a little of the magic mushrooms. What is the Mormon faith’s take on mushrooms?

eggsacklywright September 21, 2012 at 11:03 am

Chanterelle season is almost upon us. Praise the lard.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 21, 2012 at 11:50 am

It makes cloud watching WAAAAAY more interesting.

weejee September 21, 2012 at 10:47 am

we were asking about the dispersants

Sierra Club approved oil-and-water mixers or #Occupy endorsed vegan pepper sprays?

UnholyMoses September 21, 2012 at 10:49 am

Clouds are water too, my friends.

anniegetyerfun September 21, 2012 at 10:50 am

It's become increasingly clear that Mitt was set up to lose this race. They don't WANT him in office. The GOP can concentrate on local races and try and take over both houses of Congress. They have more power that way, anyway.

eggsacklywright September 21, 2012 at 11:04 am

'Bama's doing a fine job for the bankster, oilers, and war criminals. What's not to like?

BerkeleyBear September 21, 2012 at 11:07 am

Then they've sunk a whole lotta cost into him for no return. After 2010 (aka the election without a Democratic Message) the Teahadists actually thought 2012 was their year to take everything, and the craven GOP "leaders" have been more than happy to soak up their money and try to make it work. Now though they are in scramble mode to salvage something.

The truth is, since 09 the only GOP plan to win anything in 2012 was to hope life kept sucking. They've done their best but it backfired – people haven't suffered what the GOP hoped, they haven't seen Obama or Dems as failures, they've adjusted to the new realities and they can see the GOP clearly as the party of not doing jack to help anyone. My guess right now is that Mitt's done, the Senate stays blue (I'm guessing at 52 seats, because I just don't see us keeping Montana or North Dakota, but picking up Massachusetts – and maybe a flip in Nevada, too) but the House gets very tight, if not a flip then close enough that Boehner can either work with Dems or face big losses in 2014.

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 12:10 pm

I so hope you are correct.

chicken_thief September 21, 2012 at 10:51 am

After that Mitt was overheard to say "…nuff of the cloud shit, where's that fucking shoe shine boy?"

kittensdontlie September 21, 2012 at 10:51 am

"Oh beautiful for spacious skies…"

He wanted to break out into America the Beautiful but had no idea what the lyrics are, which was a win/win for all present.

Chow Yun Flat September 21, 2012 at 10:52 am

I am suspicious of this story since it involves two guys in a bar in Tampa not hitting on Rebecca while they were boring her with stories of Sarah Palin.

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 10:53 am

In fairness, they were BP execs. This may have been their way of bragging while staring at her tits.

kittensdontlie September 21, 2012 at 11:10 am

Ah…mentioning Palin to provoke hostility and the subconscious act of 'sticking one's chest out' even further. Well played, BP.

Negropolis September 22, 2012 at 1:50 am

She made reference to one being "cuter" than the other, which to me implies quite a bit of flirtation.

ph7 September 21, 2012 at 10:53 am

“Ha ha. We’re in the stretch aren’t we? Look at those clouds. It’sbeautiful,” he said, pointing to the sky. “Look at those things.”

When in hopeless situations, I often make comments like that. Mitt's getting metaphysical about it all. Good sign for his mental health; also a good sign he knows he's doomed.

hagajim September 21, 2012 at 10:56 am

Is it just me, or do the past two weeks look like a slow motion implosion?

actor212 September 21, 2012 at 11:09 am

Put it this way: if this had been during the primaries, the whole "cloud" thing would be the last thing a candidate says before "I've decided I need to spend more time with my family, so…."

Tundra Grifter September 21, 2012 at 10:57 am

Hey, look! A puppy!

DustBowlBlues September 21, 2012 at 10:59 am

OT–Who won the debate last night? I don't have cspan 3. Be honest. I can handle the truth.

On topic–What's next for Romney strategy to avoid answering any questions? Pointing skyward and yelling "Look. It's Haley's Comet?"

Monsieur_Grumpe September 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm

I watched a little and all I can tell you is who lost.The American people… again.

Sharkey September 21, 2012 at 2:34 pm

I (also) only watched a little but check out this Charles Pierce: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/elizabeth-w

fawkedifiknow September 21, 2012 at 11:01 am

"We have better clouds in the Caymans, but these aren't half bad."

Sniff.

el_donaldo September 21, 2012 at 11:02 am

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a mob
Of lazy freeloading daffodils;
Beneath the trees, beside the lake,
Not paying taxes and cashing government checks.

finallyhappy September 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

I memorized that in junior high- given that was 49 years ago- it sounds absolutely the same

ahnc September 21, 2012 at 11:04 am

Mittens in the Sky with Diamonds….

cheetojeebus September 21, 2012 at 11:20 am

whore diamonds?

ahnc September 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm

LOL.
Are there another kind?

GeorgiaBurning September 21, 2012 at 11:04 am

He's staring at clouds? They still haven't got the emotional balance algorithm right.

Misty Malarky September 21, 2012 at 11:05 am

At least he wasn't yelling at them.

Romney must be a compassionate conservative.

MosesInvests September 21, 2012 at 11:08 am

Flying clouds…excellent clouds.

magic_titty September 21, 2012 at 11:11 am

It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. Right? And this bag was just dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember… I need to remember… Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

And then in the next scene, Ann showed him her tits.

Toomush_Infer September 21, 2012 at 11:11 am

Hey, these clouds are all the right size – especially that one there that looks like a giant dog turd….whoops, now it looks like an Egg….oh, wait….

LibrarianX September 21, 2012 at 11:23 am

OK – who slipped Romney the psychedelics?

Sharkey September 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

"Is there any way we can get these freeloading clouds to pay taxes?"

DahBoner September 21, 2012 at 11:36 am

"No, I'm really a 100% cloudy guy, honest!"

proudgrampa September 21, 2012 at 11:27 am

Well on the way
Head in a cloud
The man of a thousand voices
Talking perfectly loud
But nobody ever hears him
Or the sound he appears to make
And he never seems to notice

He's the fool on the hill…

Wadisay September 21, 2012 at 11:29 am

It must be the pits to muse, "Is it better to be loved, or feared?", and realize that you are neither.

BTWBFDIMHO September 21, 2012 at 11:32 am

…in Tampa, buying you beer…

That's the kind of 47% I'd love to be part of.

DahBoner September 21, 2012 at 11:34 am

Chem trails are people too, my friends…

BartStarrland September 21, 2012 at 11:35 am

Oh Jeebus. Next he's going to tell us about a dream he had.

mrblifil September 21, 2012 at 11:38 am

Those "things?" Is he planning on acquiring the clouds in the sky now as well?

Chet Kincaid_ September 21, 2012 at 11:41 am

Long Day's Journey Into Mitt

Chet Kincaid_ September 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

Mitt talks to the wind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1aPE9CdQX0

(This version, because Greg Lake is insufferable.)

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 12:15 pm

HA! An keyboard player I knew used to say that Greg Lake's singing always sounded like he was tied to the mast of a ship, yelling into a storm.

owhatever September 21, 2012 at 11:45 am

Moderator: Governor Romney, would you like to respond to President Obama's comment that you are a chickenshit rich white guy empty suit?

Romney: I was just studying this podium as the President was talking, and it's a wonderful piece of carpentry. Just the right height. And the microphone is perfect. God. Guns. Smaller government. No taxes or gays ever. Squirrel.

HELisforHEL September 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm

I truly wish I could upfist this more. The perfect distillation of his campaign 'strategy'.

Peckerwood_Pete September 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

Clouds… WE BUILT THOSE!

BoatOfVelociraptors September 21, 2012 at 11:59 am

Don't tell Condi that.

larrykat September 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

The trees have to be the right height and now the clouds must be beautiful. I like Mitt Romney's vision of America.

schvitzatura September 21, 2012 at 11:52 am

What were skies like when you were built, Mitt?

They went on for ever and they when I we lived in Michigan and the skies
always had little fluffy clouds and err.. they were long and the right height and there
were lots of stars, at night.
And errr when it rain it would all turn, it, they were beautiful, the most
beautiful skies as a matter of fact, errr the sunsets were the sunsets were
purple and red and Seamus-poop yellow and on fire and the clouds would catch the
colours everywhere, thats, its neat because I used to look at them all the
time when I was first activated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHixChYgGRI

BoatOfVelociraptors September 21, 2012 at 12:02 pm

This reminds me of an apple tree in my backyard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65YGkiXFzrc

imissopus September 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Multiple upfists for the Orb if I could.

schvitzatura September 21, 2012 at 11:56 am

I'm going to start really worrying when he/it starts waxing poetic about attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

OBTW, what the fuck is a glittering c-beam anyway?

fuflans September 21, 2012 at 12:27 pm

i'm almost starting to feel sorry for him.

oh, wait. no, no i'm not.

Abernathy September 21, 2012 at 1:03 pm

Keep shaking that Etch a Sketch, Mitt.

rickmaci September 21, 2012 at 1:28 pm

The Mittchurian Candidate is waiting to be activated by a secret signal in the cloud shapes.

arduinohacker September 21, 2012 at 3:44 pm

I've looked at clouds, from both sides now,
From Bahamas and the Caymans, but still somehow
its tax-haven windfalls I recall,
the clouds aren't at the right height, at all.

Warpde September 21, 2012 at 7:03 pm

Guess Mitt hasn't realized that when them "Beautiful clouds" rain it's Gods way of trying to piss on him.

Negropolis September 22, 2012 at 1:43 am

Alas, the trees are no longer the right height here in Michigan. All he has left are the clouds, poor thing.

Who has seen the wind?
Neither you nor I.
But when the trees bow down their heads,
The wind is passing by…

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