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Sorry, But Ann Romney Does Not Think You People Are As Classy As Her Horse

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You are not even as classy as a dancing hippoHere is a fun little tidbit from a WaPo profile of proto-Paris Hilton Georgette Mosbacher: Egg Romney does not think you people are as classy as her horse who does ballet!

At the convention, they could be seen bickering outside exclusive donor powwows (“Don’t be upset,” Georgette pleaded with Lyn outside a brunch organized by billionaire Paul Singer. “It was an honest mistake.”) or giddily relaying how Ann Romney, for whom Georgette has served on the host committee for several fundraisers in New York, privately reacted to Democratic attacks on her dressage-competing mare. (“My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal,” Lyn recounts.)

That’s not fair! NOTHING is as classy as a horse that does ballet!

Now, to be fair — it seems like a fun thing to try! — Egg Romney was talking about the DNC, not necessarily all of you. After all, her husband doesn’t “disdain” “you people,” Egg says, so we will presume that she does not “disdain” “you people” either!

This “fairness” thing is boring. We will not attempt it again.

[WaPo]

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  • ChernobylSoup

    Yet another Republican equating money with class.

    • sbj1964

      Ann looks like one of those women that spent to many years on a brass pole,then hooked a sugar daddy.

    • CthuNHu

      Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would…

      Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

      Woman: No one lives there. The bank foreclosed on it.

    • Terry

      Georgette Mosbacher made her money two ways. First, by marrying Robert Mosbacher, who was Secretary of Commerce under his bestest friend Bush the Elder. Second, she used Robert Mosbacher's money to buy the U.S. part of a very expensive line of skin care called La Prairie. She claims that she is a successful, self made businesswoman. I guess she's right in a way, in that she made herself have sex with Robert Mosbacher, which got her the money to buy a company.

      • bobbert

        Wasn't Georgette mostly renowned for her cleavage?

        • Terry

          Yep. When she arrived in DC, she announced she was going to bring style to the city. In the photo accompanying the interview, she was wearing a pony hide print bustier. Might have been cow hide. Either way, it was as ugly as original sin.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Well, Egg has got to be jealous that Rafalca is sexier than she is

    • Yellerdawg

      If I were wealthy I wouldn't have much respect for me either, and if I were a woman, I'd spend all day looking at my boobs in a mirror. So I can see how she's both disdainful and distracted.

  • nounverb911

    And since Rafalca lost, she's now premium elite dog food for Seamus.

    • PinkoPopulist

      Elmer's?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Maybe some glue to put Romney's campaign back together.

      • sharethegrief

        and Staples.

    • ph7

      TIL yesterday:

      Clinton's dog is named Seamus, too.

    • mrpuma2u

      Rafalca steak tartar, deelish!

  • NorthStarSpanx

    My whole deal is pretty fucking awesome thank you very much.

    • hagajim

      Can I try some – of your deal that is?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Pics or GTFO

      • NorthStarSpanx

        I'm rilly Sarah, I'm Sarah Rill, you better believe me I'm a great big dill.

  • One_who_wanders

    As my dear old daddy used to say "You can't buy class." Tap-dancing horses, yes.

  • Barbara_

    Unlike her horse, "most" of us don't walk and poop at the same time.

    • Pragmatist2

      Well, OK, but I',m not "most of us."

      • Barbara_

        Oh my!

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Intercom crack: "Clean up in Stall 4."

    • noodlesalad

      That depends…

      • Negropolis

        That's Depends.

        /fixed

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      Speak for yourself!

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Well, not on purpose.

    • Boojum

      Mitt can talk and poop at the same time! Actually, he can't NOT do them both at the same time….

    • hagajim

      But apparently Egg has some mouth diahrrea going.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Quit judshing me! *hic*

    • docterry6973

      Not usually, no.

    • TootsStansbury

      Horses have that amusing fart thing they do while they're walking, or even funnier, running. But then again my sense of humor is pretty low brow.

      • finallyhappy

        who doesn't fart while they are walking? Oh, other people don't?

      • Pat_Pending

        To a horse, it's important to offload extraneous baggage when necessary. That include shitting, farting, and annoying riders. I speak from experience…

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Barb, it's a feature, not a bug.

    • PennyDreadful

      Toddler libel!

  • no_gravity

    Even Rafalca doesn't think her shit stinks.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Seriously, were these idiots pulled from Central Casting? "We need a male and female 'entitled douchebag' for an 8-part mini-series."

    • One_who_wanders

      They make Lovey and Thurston Howell III seem like down to earth individuals.

      • Terry

        Lovey and Thurston weren't mean, just oblivious.

    • littlebigdaddy

      Kind of like rich versions of the Griswolds from those vacation movies.

    • Negropolis

      What were the names of the two douchebags Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis us to play on SNL?

  • LibertyLover

    To be fair, it is a Big F*cking Whole Deal.

  • freakishlywrong

    My whole deal craps bigger than your gay, prancing horse. Byatch.

  • PinkoPopulist

    The Romneys are the most perfect caricature of the GOP.

    Obscenely rich: check
    Contempt for those of lower socio-economic stature: check
    Bigoted: check
    Constantly engaging in pursuits only the rich can enjoy (i.e. dressage, car elevators, running for president): check
    Bizarre, non-mainstream religious beliefs: check

    • hagajim

      If I didn't know better I'd think they were Scientologists.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        What's the difference between Mormonism and Scientology? 132 years.

  • ChernobylSoup

    Horses sweat, men perspire, and Ann glows with the self-righteousness of two-bit whore caught in an anti-vice sweep.

    • PinkoPopulist

      To be fair, Ann would be worth at least three or four bits where I come from.

      • Jus_Wonderin

        Well, CSoup might have a coupon. There's that…….

    • kittensdontlie

      Her disdain is unbelievable,..but there it is, straight from the horse's mouth.

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    O.K., maybe not even as classy as a hippo…would you people believe a dancing pig?
    ~

    • emmelemm

      With lipstick!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      You've never been to an Italian wedding, obviously.

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      That better be one charming motherfucking pig.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I do not think Egg knows what "class" means.

  • Pragmatist2

    Ann -your horse's feet may be stylish , but your husband's a horse's ass.

    • usuhname

      – With an inclination to put his hoof in it.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    She thinks she's going to shut our whole deal down. I've heard cunts are good at doing that.

    • LibertyLover

      Only legitimately.

    • Geminisunmars

      Only when legitimate.

    • walterhwhite

      If you have to use the "c" word, please use a specific reference, so all of us wimmens don't think you mean us.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

        I meant it gynecologically, though I'll admit there are potential overtones that might not have accrued to Ms. Romney's favor.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Well, I don't wish the horse any ill, but all I can say is "Jack Woltz."

    • http://wonkette.com/ slowhansolo

      He ain't no bandleader.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    True story: I am going as Ann Romney for Halloween. (Those who have met me in person – many of you have! – might attest that I *could* pull it off, physically.)

    So far, I plan to wear a Chanel suit, bouffant helmet hair, walk around with a martini glass and hand out $1 dollar bills to all the poorz, while uttering some of Ann's actual bon mots.

    Brilliant ideas from my fellow Wonketeers would be most appreciated!

    • Estproph

      Skip the Chanel suit and put on a t-shirt with a stuffed bird pinned to it.

      • Terry

        This. And trade the martini glass for a Book of Mormon.

        • finallyhappy

          damn I was at a Marriott in Philly last weekend and forgot to steal the Book of Mormon.

          • Terry

            Just put a black paper cover on a book and write on the black paper with metallic ink.

          • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

            Call the church and ask for a copy — they give them out for free. As a side note, if you thought Twilight was abysmally written, a few pages of the Book of Mormon will convince you that unreadable fiction is the most enduring Mormon tradition.

    • freakishlywrong

      The back end of a horse costume to play Mittens and you're all set.

    • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

      Take a toy iron. Offer folks to iron their dollar bills for them — to show how in touch you are with their struggle.

    • NorthStarSpanx

      You should have five grown similarly built and looking men accompany you, rather, escort you via a carrying chair.

      • FakaktaSouth

        See I was just going to suggest one guy dressed as Michael Savage talking about what a dreadful cunt-ry club bitch she is. That is probably my favorite thing that has come out of that idiot's face, talking about how much he doesn't like Ann and how unhelpful he finds her to the campaign. I never thought I would agree with him so hard. She sucks.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Begin each statement with "You people"

    • emmelemm

      Second the "skip the Chanel suit" and "just do a Tshirt with a fucking fishbird on it" because then people will immediately "get it". Chanel suit could just be Jackie O, Chanel suit + helmet hair could be Callista Gingrich…

      Also: martini glass, no! Remember, she's Mormon. Can of caffeine-free Diet Coke FTW.

      • Tequila Mockingbird

        Oh, you're right about the martini. (I guess I was thinking Lucille Bluth.) Damn! But mama needs her happy juice – can I at least put some gin in the Diet Coke can?

        • Toomush_Infer

          Is this for Tricks or Drinks?…

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          Cut out the paper required to embed a flask in a titular Book of Mormon. Leave the cap exposed, so you can take a swig from the good book.

          • Estproph

            Plus, it would be great comic effect when you open the Book of Mormon and pull out a flask.

          • emmelemm

            That's a good one. You're an ingenious problem-solver, you are!

      • NorthStarSpanx

        That shirt, that $990 hideous shirt – yes!
        http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/desi

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Have your kids dress up as Indian punkah-wallahs and follow you around with hand-held fans to keep you cool.

    • Geminisunmars

      How about an ironing board (on wheels?) with dinner plates on it, that you push around.

      • Toomush_Infer

        Followed by your maid and butler….

    • Mittens Howell, III

      Punctuate every sentence with a pointed finger.

      Also–best halloween idea ever!

    • Wadisay

      Try to sell your friends your tuna pasta recipie.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Paint a fishbird on your nekkid breastses. Upload pics.

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        You should give her Consuela Ramirez's number, for the sidekick/servant gig.

    • AlterNewt

      While holding your martini in one hand, toy with your necklace with the other; occasionally letting it wander toward your breast, and whisper, "I love you WOMEN!"

    • bobbert

      Be sure to wear the green bikini underneath, just in case.

  • Estproph

    Please wake me up when this nightmare is over.

  • EatsBabyDingos

    I've never seen somebody put a horse's foot in their mouth.

    • edgydrifter

      You have to go to Germany for kink like that.

      • Boojum

        Or Tiajuana.

      • emmelemm

        Or Enumclaw, Washington.

        • Lascauxcaveman

          If by 'foot' you mean…

          • emmelemm

            If by foot I mean at least two feet (long)…

        • BoatOfVelociraptors

          Enumclaw is for lovers.

      • ph7

        Or poolside at Boca Raton fundraisers.

    • Negropolis

      Obviously, you've never been to Mexico.

  • LibertyLover

    Tsk. Tsk. The royalty gets so testy when people don't genuflect in their general direction.

    • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

      the royalty has more style and more class in prince ball's than the romney's do in their whole deal.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    The poors can have dancing cockroaches.

    • sbj1964

      We don't have cockroaches,the rats ate them.

      • Boojum

        You have rats!??

        • sbj1964

          Space herpes too. The movie Ice Pirates obscure ref #243

          • Boojum

            So, it's not the dormant form?

    • emmelemm

      Flea circus?

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Sea Monkeys!!!

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      La Cucaracha!

      Followed by La Tarantela!

      • BoatOfVelociraptors

        More legs means more dancing!

    • finallyhappy

      I can probably get a hissing cockroach from work

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal

    I'm pretty sure Mittens has said the same thing about Ann as well.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Well, that is fine. I can deal with this. Most of the horses I have known had more class than me.

  • randcoolcatdaddy

    "Dynasty" has more class than the Romneys.

  • Radiotherapy

    Now that wasn't very elegant.

  • edgydrifter

    History's Greatest Victim-Grifter doesn't like it when other folks try to grab a piece of the perpetual self-perceived victimhood pie. Ann would do well to keep clear of Alaska for a while.

  • Mojopo

    She acts like we drink out of Mason jars and fap to Wonkette all day.

    • CrunchyKnee

      Wow, you can afford "Mason" brand jars?

    • ph7

      All day? I'm usually passed out by noon.

    • Oblios_Cap

      I thought that was the gameplan, yes…

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      Are you spying on me?

      <goes to peek through blinds>

    • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

      It isn't?

    • hagajim

      If she knows that now – how much more will she know when she controls the FBI?

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      That's ridiculous — Mason jars have that tapered top that doesn't accommodate drinking that well. Peanut butter jars are much better — the glass ones, of course — let's not get trashy.

      • finallyhappy

        glass peanut butter jars? What is that from- some fancy organic stuff? Even Whole Foods uses plastic

        • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

          Yes — unfortunately I can't remember the name, but one or two brands still use glass. It'll be a sad day when I'm forced to drink my pinot grigio out of wine glasses.

      • Negropolis

        Oh boy, I remember when we use to drink out of jelly jars as a kid.

    • Toomush_Infer

      My peanut jar is plastic – but it still has residual fragrance!….

  • CrunchyKnee

    Hey Annie, I got two words for you: horse tacos. Yum, it's what's for dinner after we overthrow your elitist, 1%er asses.

    • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

      But enough about Linda Tripp's sex life.

  • noodlesalad

    Also, if her horse's hoof breaks, she can just shoot it, unlike those goddamn Democrats, who expect healthcare. Totally classless.

  • SigDeFlyinMonky

    Sorry Ann, but the Budweiser Clydesdales contribute more to the physical and emotional wellbeing of this here U. S. of A. than your whole stable of prancing horse flesh.

    • schvitzatura

      Even through they are owned by web-toed Belgians…that is all.

  • ThundercatHo

    She is not a real horse person because real horse people don't talk like that.

    Fuck off, Egg, you stuck-up bitch. A pile of my horse's shit has more class than you.

    That is how real horse people speak.

    • DCBloom

      So true. Our horses do endurance rides… real horses don't dance.

      • ThundercatHo

        I'm impressed. Endurance riding is hard. My idea of an endurance ride is anything over an hour. Even though most dressage horses lead a pretty pampered life I've always felt sorry for them as their training has got to boring as hell.

        • Pat_Pending

          I'm a dressage rider. Ya gotta break it up or the poor things go nut-baggy, just like their owners.

          My horse's shit doesn't stink up the joint nearly as much as Egg's mouth.

  • sbj1964

    Gee Mr.Burns what are you going to do release the hounds,or the Bee's,or the hounds with bee's in their mouths?Homer Simpson

  • freakishlywrong

    Did she really compare us to her horse's fucking HOOF? Very shirty.

    • Pat_Pending

      I betcha RAFLAC gets new shoes every four weeks, probably to the tune of 300 bucks for four on the floor.

      So, yeah. Classy. Like Imelda Marcos.

  • SmutBoffin

    CLASS WARFARE

    WARHORS RAFALCA WILL DESTROY COMMUNASM AND POORS WITH CHOREOGRAPHED STAMPING AND EGGO ROMNEY WILL BECOME PRESIDENT OF LADYS

    • Mojopo

      Love every part of this.

    • FatGirlPartyHat

      This was marvelous

  • PsycWench

    Ann, I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to use your horse as a reference point for classiness.

    • hagajim

      Hows about her horses ass (Mitt I mean).

  • LibertyLover

    In the stables, Rafalca could be heard to softly whiny: "Class, Grass, or Ass… no one rides for free."

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Fuck a dancing horse. Now, a beer-drinking goat, that is fucking classy.

    • Boojum

      Or, as a commenter noted yesterday, watching the concession speech nude with a fistful of poppers and a goat.

    • GeorgiaBurning

      Go to the Navy bars in Tijuana, you can do both.

  • Arken

    What does 'Rafalca' mean anyway? Is it the Kolobian word for tax writeoff?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      I think it's a neologism of her lineage: Ratine out of Falconia. But I can't be certain. The Romneys have been curiously quiet on this point

  • Eve8Apples

    The horse received a tax deduction, so the horse is officially a "job creator" but if the horse had received food stamps or housing assistance, then it would be a an entitled, filthy, hobo victim.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      And look! That dude that rides her, total freeloader.

    • Toomush_Infer

      That horse has never paid for a handful of oats in its' life – just sayin'…..

  • Monsieur_Grumpe

    That’s it.
    I’m dedicated my life to getting as rich as the Romany’s so I can move next door to them and make their life a living hell by playing my guitar through a 200 watt Marshall stack at full volume outside till 3:00AM, knocking on their door to handout Flying Spaghetti Monster literature while wearing speedos and covering my front yard with plywood cutouts of fat women bending over.

    • Boojum

      If you were as rich as the Rmoney's, you could hire people to do all of this, including genuine fat women. And what better way to redistribute all of those ameros?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I hope you will play Freebird on your guitar, over and over.

    • BoatOfVelociraptors

      10,000 watts of Mackies would be more professional.

  • BigSkullF*ckingDog

    Maybe, but I will be made into higher quality glue when I die.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Sending your horse to the finest finishing school in the land gives her deportment, Ann, not class. If you want class, there's a lovely couple in the White House who've endured more slings and arrows and downright hatred in the last four years than your martyred little self will ever know.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "endured more slings and arrows and downright hatred than your martyred little self will ever know."

      But she's working on catching up, she is.

    • Negropolis

      This.

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    I may have no class, but I have taken shits more intelligent than Ann Romboto.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Bitter much?

  • MinAgain

    You can lead a horse owner to water, but you cannot make her think.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Oh my. The elitists are revolting. Mayhaps we peasants should show them how it's done.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    Rafalca, LePage™ Glue on line two. Raflaca, LePage on two.

  • Oblios_Cap

    The French have shown that the entire ruling class can be wiped out and the country will still survive.

    Those that don't learn…are doomed to repeat.. also, too.

    • Katydid

      Isn't that what Santana said?

  • ph7

    Some prospective first ladies measure the drapes in the White House prematurely. Ann is measuring the height of the new White House fence she'll build.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      Bitch would probably have to build an addition to the White House saying "How can anyone live in such a small space?"

      • emmelemm

        And "this place just doesn't have enough staff!"

  • http://facethesuncastnoshadow.wordpress.com/ Mumbletypeg

    That this prizewinning pony hasn't yet been thrown under the campaign bus is testimony to Rmoney's staff's utter incompetence (in contrast with the savvy, blinkered resilience of the author of RafalcaRomney.twitter.com)

  • joobajooba

    Nice to see the Style section still doesn't have a clue.

    • finallyhappy

      I actually wrote something to the Post about that(a different article)_ they are publishing my letter this week but leaving out the part about the Style section not knowing important info and no one else at the Post reading the articles before they are published. Basically, they leave in my final two sentences

  • hagajim

    Typical. "These" people don't care about "us" people and as somebody said, they are angry and self-entitled and they believe that "we" are doing nothing but dragging them down. Like John Stewart said last night – if they have success they earned it – despite "us" and if they fail – its the governments fault. Fucking Egg.

  • elviouslyqueer

    After reading that vapid WaPo POS, I have to say that if like attracts like, then Ann Romney is way more comfortable being around pretentious, unmannered, boorish bourgeois trailer trash than I previously thought.

  • StealthMuslin

    She's gonna end up like Catherine the Great. Ten-thousand dollar bet? Right now?

  • BlueStateLibel

    OK, needs to be said: Mitt and Ann Romney belong in a Mexican telenova, not running for president, this silly crap has to stop.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Poor Rafalca is just hoping to avoid wearing a velvet hat in August again.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    Georgette wears stars-and-stripes earrings, her colored red hair in a crest, her eyebrows permanently darkened red by a tattoo artist in Gary, Ind. Lyn is ice to Georgette’s fire. She wears her bleached hair short, prefers a paler lip gloss and had her eyebrows tattooed light brown in Washington.

    Eyebrow tattoos — the tramp stamp of the rich and superficial.

    • Jus_Wonderin

      I bet those are logistical nightmares if they ladies ever want a nip and a tuck. Is this why the all the republican crones look perpetually surprised?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      And going to a tattoo parlor in Gary, Indiana just fucking screams "class."

    • Negropolis

      Gary, Indiana? Are you kidding me? Even Blah People don't got to Gary, Indiana, anymore. Gary so bad that it's Detroit is the Gary of Michigan.

  • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    OT/ I've noticed that the wingnut trolls that keep visiting my intense debate profile are visiting more frequently. It's not really going to help RMoney Badger.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I've noticed that as well. What do they expect to learn?

      • http://wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

        How to be funny?*

        *not saying I am.

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      I usually don'e even see them, because I don't scroll down that far.
      All that wasted effort. They could be eating Cheetos, or picking belly button lint, or…

  • DCBloom

    Rich
    As
    Fuck
    Avoiding
    Lower
    Class
    Assholes

  • Boojum

    I bet Ann went to the stables and she and Rafalca sat down together and had a good cry!

  • Mittens Howell, III

    Once Ann Romney's zingers leave the country club they have all the clout of a day old cucumber sandwich.

  • Neoyorquino

    Apropos of nothing, did you know you can re-arrange "Rafalca Romney" to spell "Anal Army Force"? Sorry. 14 months unemployed, did all the job searching and networking I could this week, and I'm a bit stir-crazy.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Your efforts are important, and appreciated by all!

      • Neoyorquino

        I do what I can. Just my small way of taking personal responsibility.

  • chicken_thief

    Rafalca may, or may not, have "more style and more class" but the fucking loser surely does not have more talent. I can go to the Olympics and lose, too.

  • Mapmonger

    So MItt Romney, his wife and sons and horse go into a talent agent's office, and say "We've got the most amazing act ever! You gotta see it!" And the talent agent says "show me what you got!" So the guy grabs his wife and /CUT FOR FILTH AND SPACE AND BUTTSEX ALSO/ so the agent says, "Wow. Whaddaya call yourselves?" And they all jump up covered with poo and pee and santorum and shout "THE ARISTOCRATS!" And nobody saw that coming, right?

    • Toomush_Infer

      Sorry, they're the PLUTOCRATS!….

  • rickmaci

    Lovey Howell Romoney should probably hold off on going shopping for that Inauguration Ball dress.

  • Close_Read

    My rescue dog has more class in her little paw that that woman's whole deal.

  • Goonemeritus

    She can suck my balls, I virtually drip class!!!!!!!

    • docterry6973

      Is that what that is?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    -I thought you hated Romney's guts.
    -I do.
    -And the horse? ls there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse? Get it over with.
    -(aside to Bluto) Just blanks, right?

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

    If money could buy class, both Egg and The Donald would be very effective Romney campaign surrogates.

  • barto

    If by "class" she means able to follow mindless instructions after having them beaten into you repeatedly, then yes, Egg, I'm with you there.

  • ThundercatHo

    Ok, here's the thing. I could give 2 shits about Egg Rmoney being a dressage queen. There's plenty of insufferable bitches in the world to avoid. But, what really grinds my gears is that they take a $70k tax deduction on her horses for her MS therapy and then want to take away health care for everybody else who are more than likely not able to afford the basic medicine to treat their disease.

  • Steverino247

    "Certainly better bred than the owner." James Bond to Ann Goldfinger

  • LibrarianX

    Wow. It would take an entire mongoose pack to take her down.

  • docterry6973

    Rafalca certainly has more class than I do. I can't dance; don't ask me.

  • BoroPrimorac

    Ann Romney better watch her mouth because Rafalca could end up as a plow horse in the classless society that will emerge once Obama is re-elected.

  • Blueb4sinrise

    Because all threads are one, really. And for prommie.
    Southern Culture On the Skids

    King of the Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_DOMDc4lFQ&fe

    Edit to further demonstrate the unity of all things: Long ago I was fortunate to have had a relationship with a young lady who was involved in the Arabian Horse Show stuff, including dressage. Before she kicked me to the curb, I got to meet Toy Caldwell of The Marshall Tucker Band.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I don't know – that is one classy motherfucking horse.

  • DahBoner

    That reminds me, I need a new pair of hooves…

  • http://wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I'm starting to see why they get along with Donald Trump.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    You know how classy I am? I only learned the other day that it was pronounced "dreh-saajj" and not "dress-uhj."

    • anniegetyerfun

      Well, that's just proof that you're a real Murcan! It's a fancy French word anyway, that should go fuck itself.

    • emmelemm

      True story time: I have some pretentious friends who lived in Italy for a while, and at one point, I uttered the word pistachio (PISS-tah-shee-oh) and was promptly informed that the real pronunciation was pis-TAWK-EE-oh.

      • Negropolis

        Some "friends", huh?

        • emmelemm

          More like acquaintances, really.

  • ghblowhard

    Georgette Mosbacher!! Now there's a blast from the past. Or maybe just bast from the past.

  • Jus_Wonderin

    Wait! Which hoof?

  • sbj1964

    How dare Ann point her finger at poor people! Being married to Mittens no telling where that finger has been.

  • anniegetyerfun

    I am intrigued by the details surrounding the sisters' tattooed eyebrows (where they had them done, etc.) for two reasons. One, my eyebrows are rapidly disappearing and two, that's literally the only part of the article that I was able to make sense of.

  • FajitaFriday

    Can't we just behead her now and get it over with, cause I'm a pretty big deal (left shoulder brush, right shoulder brush).

  • Toomush_Infer

    Well, I'm not no big deal, but I'm not impressed with the Rafalcas…..

  • Limeylizzie

    This woman is such a horror,Cunty-Ann and her husband must just spend the whole day sneering at their lessers.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    i don't think it gets any more arriviste than:

    . 'bloomfield hills MI'
    . self made businessman dad
    . dated and married
    . welsh

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    here is a funny thing the always factual wiki's tell me:

    Her first prolonged public exposure came during her husband's eventually losing effort in the 1994 U.S. Senate election in Massachusetts…She was seen as superficial and too deferential to him and some columnists labelled her a "Stepford wife". Late in that campaign, she gave a long interview to The Boston Globe. Her statement in it that she and her husband had never had a serious argument during their married years came in for ridicule, and her portrayal of the couple's student years as financially impoverished, while they lived off of sales of George Romney's stock and loans, made her seem privileged and naïve and brought a harsh public reaction.

    Boston University political science professor later said, "She definitely hurt him in that race.

    wtf have these people been doing since their last time around? racing horses?

  • Kid_Charlemagne

    I would love to shoot Ann Romney out of a gold-plated cannon.

  • owhatever

    The horse was therapy for Egg. A medical necessity, so she could go bouncy-bounce in the saddle to relieve stress. You liberals are a heartless bunch and don't understand the woman's need to have a prancing pony between her thighs.

  • Doktor Zoom

    Incidentally, didja know that there's a bit of a "politics o' race" angle to that hippo in Fantasia? http://www.cartoonbrew.com/disney/hattie-noel-as-

    I learned so much from that grad-skool media arts class on Disney…

    • LibertyLover

      That made me sad… But I also cringed when I saw Song of the South ages ago, too.

  • ahnc

    Ann Romney is single-handedly making the case to bring polygamy back into the Mormon Church. You go girl!

  • banana_bread

    That may be true, Ann, but you know what? There are apparently twenty-seven fancy horses that are classier than YOUR fancy horse. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  • Pat_Pending

    30TH PLACE. RAFLAC finished the Olympics in 30TH PLACE.

    WE'RE #30!!! WE'RE #30!!!

  • oenspiek

    Hippo needz moar lipstick.

  • Guppy

    My Bible says horses are for waging war and should be feared and shunned. Pharaoh had horses. Jesus preferred donkeys and/or mules. Why does Egg hate Jesus?

  • ttommyunger

    I'd really like to meet Ann and her Hubby; preferably in public. If at all possible, I would lift one foot off the ground and fart loudly just to watch them cringe.