Sorry, But Ann Romney Does Not Think You People Are As Classy As Her Horse

You are not even as classy as a dancing hippoHere is a fun little tidbit from a WaPo profile of proto-Paris Hilton Georgette Mosbacher: Egg Romney does not think you people are as classy as her horse who does ballet!

At the convention, they could be seen bickering outside exclusive donor powwows (“Don’t be upset,” Georgette pleaded with Lyn outside a brunch organized by billionaire Paul Singer. “It was an honest mistake.”) or giddily relaying how Ann Romney, for whom Georgette has served on the host committee for several fundraisers in New York, privately reacted to Democratic attacks on her dressage-competing mare. (“My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal,” Lyn recounts.)

That’s not fair! NOTHING is as classy as a horse that does ballet!

Now, to be fair — it seems like a fun thing to try! — Egg Romney was talking about the DNC, not necessarily all of you. After all, her husband doesn’t “disdain” “you people,” Egg says, so we will presume that she does not “disdain” “you people” either!

This “fairness” thing is boring. We will not attempt it again.


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    1. CthuNHu

      Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would…

      Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

      Woman: No one lives there. The bank foreclosed on it.

    2. Terry

      Georgette Mosbacher made her money two ways. First, by marrying Robert Mosbacher, who was Secretary of Commerce under his bestest friend Bush the Elder. Second, she used Robert Mosbacher's money to buy the U.S. part of a very expensive line of skin care called La Prairie. She claims that she is a successful, self made businesswoman. I guess she's right in a way, in that she made herself have sex with Robert Mosbacher, which got her the money to buy a company.

        1. Terry

          Yep. When she arrived in DC, she announced she was going to bring style to the city. In the photo accompanying the interview, she was wearing a pony hide print bustier. Might have been cow hide. Either way, it was as ugly as original sin.

    3. Yellerdawg

      If I were wealthy I wouldn't have much respect for me either, and if I were a woman, I'd spend all day looking at my boobs in a mirror. So I can see how she's both disdainful and distracted.

    1. TootsStansbury

      Horses have that amusing fart thing they do while they're walking, or even funnier, running. But then again my sense of humor is pretty low brow.

      1. Pat_Pending

        To a horse, it's important to offload extraneous baggage when necessary. That include shitting, farting, and annoying riders. I speak from experience…

  1. GunToting[Redacted]

    Seriously, were these idiots pulled from Central Casting? "We need a male and female 'entitled douchebag' for an 8-part mini-series."

  2. PinkoPopulist

    The Romneys are the most perfect caricature of the GOP.

    Obscenely rich: check
    Contempt for those of lower socio-economic stature: check
    Bigoted: check
    Constantly engaging in pursuits only the rich can enjoy (i.e. dressage, car elevators, running for president): check
    Bizarre, non-mainstream religious beliefs: check

  3. ChernobylSoup

    Horses sweat, men perspire, and Ann glows with the self-righteousness of two-bit whore caught in an anti-vice sweep.

    1. walterhwhite

      If you have to use the "c" word, please use a specific reference, so all of us wimmens don't think you mean us.

  4. Tequila Mockingbird

    True story: I am going as Ann Romney for Halloween. (Those who have met me in person – many of you have! – might attest that I *could* pull it off, physically.)

    So far, I plan to wear a Chanel suit, bouffant helmet hair, walk around with a martini glass and hand out $1 dollar bills to all the poorz, while uttering some of Ann's actual bon mots.

    Brilliant ideas from my fellow Wonketeers would be most appreciated!

          1. SayItWithWookies

            Call the church and ask for a copy — they give them out for free. As a side note, if you thought Twilight was abysmally written, a few pages of the Book of Mormon will convince you that unreadable fiction is the most enduring Mormon tradition.

    1. NorthStarSpanx

      You should have five grown similarly built and looking men accompany you, rather, escort you via a carrying chair.

      1. FakaktaSouth

        See I was just going to suggest one guy dressed as Michael Savage talking about what a dreadful cunt-ry club bitch she is. That is probably my favorite thing that has come out of that idiot's face, talking about how much he doesn't like Ann and how unhelpful he finds her to the campaign. I never thought I would agree with him so hard. She sucks.

    2. emmelemm

      Second the "skip the Chanel suit" and "just do a Tshirt with a fucking fishbird on it" because then people will immediately "get it". Chanel suit could just be Jackie O, Chanel suit + helmet hair could be Callista Gingrich…

      Also: martini glass, no! Remember, she's Mormon. Can of caffeine-free Diet Coke FTW.

      1. Tequila Mockingbird

        Oh, you're right about the martini. (I guess I was thinking Lucille Bluth.) Damn! But mama needs her happy juice – can I at least put some gin in the Diet Coke can?

        1. BoatOfVelociraptors

          Cut out the paper required to embed a flask in a titular Book of Mormon. Leave the cap exposed, so you can take a swig from the good book.

    3. BaldarTFlagass

      Have your kids dress up as Indian punkah-wallahs and follow you around with hand-held fans to keep you cool.

    4. AlterNewt

      While holding your martini in one hand, toy with your necklace with the other; occasionally letting it wander toward your breast, and whisper, "I love you WOMEN!"

  5. edgydrifter

    History's Greatest Victim-Grifter doesn't like it when other folks try to grab a piece of the perpetual self-perceived victimhood pie. Ann would do well to keep clear of Alaska for a while.

    1. SayItWithWookies

      That's ridiculous — Mason jars have that tapered top that doesn't accommodate drinking that well. Peanut butter jars are much better — the glass ones, of course — let's not get trashy.

  6. CrunchyKnee

    Hey Annie, I got two words for you: horse tacos. Yum, it's what's for dinner after we overthrow your elitist, 1%er asses.

  7. noodlesalad

    Also, if her horse's hoof breaks, she can just shoot it, unlike those goddamn Democrats, who expect healthcare. Totally classless.

  8. SigDeFlyinMonky

    Sorry Ann, but the Budweiser Clydesdales contribute more to the physical and emotional wellbeing of this here U. S. of A. than your whole stable of prancing horse flesh.

  9. ThundercatHo

    She is not a real horse person because real horse people don't talk like that.

    Fuck off, Egg, you stuck-up bitch. A pile of my horse's shit has more class than you.

    That is how real horse people speak.

      1. ThundercatHo

        I'm impressed. Endurance riding is hard. My idea of an endurance ride is anything over an hour. Even though most dressage horses lead a pretty pampered life I've always felt sorry for them as their training has got to boring as hell.

        1. Pat_Pending

          I'm a dressage rider. Ya gotta break it up or the poor things go nut-baggy, just like their owners.

          My horse's shit doesn't stink up the joint nearly as much as Egg's mouth.

  10. sbj1964

    Gee Mr.Burns what are you going to do release the hounds,or the Bee's,or the hounds with bee's in their mouths?Homer Simpson

    1. Pat_Pending

      I betcha RAFLAC gets new shoes every four weeks, probably to the tune of 300 bucks for four on the floor.

      So, yeah. Classy. Like Imelda Marcos.

  11. SmutBoffin



  12. LibertyLover

    In the stables, Rafalca could be heard to softly whiny: "Class, Grass, or Ass… no one rides for free."

    1. Boojum

      Or, as a commenter noted yesterday, watching the concession speech nude with a fistful of poppers and a goat.

  13. Eve8Apples

    The horse received a tax deduction, so the horse is officially a "job creator" but if the horse had received food stamps or housing assistance, then it would be a an entitled, filthy, hobo victim.

  14. Monsieur_Grumpe

    That’s it.
    I’m dedicated my life to getting as rich as the Romany’s so I can move next door to them and make their life a living hell by playing my guitar through a 200 watt Marshall stack at full volume outside till 3:00AM, knocking on their door to handout Flying Spaghetti Monster literature while wearing speedos and covering my front yard with plywood cutouts of fat women bending over.

    1. Boojum

      If you were as rich as the Rmoney's, you could hire people to do all of this, including genuine fat women. And what better way to redistribute all of those ameros?

  15. SayItWithWookies

    Sending your horse to the finest finishing school in the land gives her deportment, Ann, not class. If you want class, there's a lovely couple in the White House who've endured more slings and arrows and downright hatred in the last four years than your martyred little self will ever know.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      "endured more slings and arrows and downright hatred than your martyred little self will ever know."

      But she's working on catching up, she is.

  16. Oblios_Cap

    The French have shown that the entire ruling class can be wiped out and the country will still survive.

    Those that don't learn…are doomed to repeat.. also, too.

  17. ph7

    Some prospective first ladies measure the drapes in the White House prematurely. Ann is measuring the height of the new White House fence she'll build.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      Bitch would probably have to build an addition to the White House saying "How can anyone live in such a small space?"

  18. Mumbletypeg

    That this prizewinning pony hasn't yet been thrown under the campaign bus is testimony to Rmoney's staff's utter incompetence (in contrast with the savvy, blinkered resilience of the author of RafalcaRomney.twitter.com)

    1. finallyhappy

      I actually wrote something to the Post about that(a different article)_ they are publishing my letter this week but leaving out the part about the Style section not knowing important info and no one else at the Post reading the articles before they are published. Basically, they leave in my final two sentences

  19. hagajim

    Typical. "These" people don't care about "us" people and as somebody said, they are angry and self-entitled and they believe that "we" are doing nothing but dragging them down. Like John Stewart said last night – if they have success they earned it – despite "us" and if they fail – its the governments fault. Fucking Egg.

  20. elviouslyqueer

    After reading that vapid WaPo POS, I have to say that if like attracts like, then Ann Romney is way more comfortable being around pretentious, unmannered, boorish bourgeois trailer trash than I previously thought.

  21. BlueStateLibel

    OK, needs to be said: Mitt and Ann Romney belong in a Mexican telenova, not running for president, this silly crap has to stop.

  22. SayItWithWookies

    Georgette wears stars-and-stripes earrings, her colored red hair in a crest, her eyebrows permanently darkened red by a tattoo artist in Gary, Ind. Lyn is ice to Georgette’s fire. She wears her bleached hair short, prefers a paler lip gloss and had her eyebrows tattooed light brown in Washington.

    Eyebrow tattoos — the tramp stamp of the rich and superficial.

    1. Jus_Wonderin

      I bet those are logistical nightmares if they ladies ever want a nip and a tuck. Is this why the all the republican crones look perpetually surprised?

    2. Negropolis

      Gary, Indiana? Are you kidding me? Even Blah People don't got to Gary, Indiana, anymore. Gary so bad that it's Detroit is the Gary of Michigan.

    1. DemmeFatale

      I usually don'e even see them, because I don't scroll down that far.
      All that wasted effort. They could be eating Cheetos, or picking belly button lint, or…

  23. Mittens Howell, III

    Once Ann Romney's zingers leave the country club they have all the clout of a day old cucumber sandwich.

  24. Neoyorquino

    Apropos of nothing, did you know you can re-arrange "Rafalca Romney" to spell "Anal Army Force"? Sorry. 14 months unemployed, did all the job searching and networking I could this week, and I'm a bit stir-crazy.

  25. chicken_thief

    Rafalca may, or may not, have "more style and more class" but the fucking loser surely does not have more talent. I can go to the Olympics and lose, too.

  26. Mapmonger

    So MItt Romney, his wife and sons and horse go into a talent agent's office, and say "We've got the most amazing act ever! You gotta see it!" And the talent agent says "show me what you got!" So the guy grabs his wife and /CUT FOR FILTH AND SPACE AND BUTTSEX ALSO/ so the agent says, "Wow. Whaddaya call yourselves?" And they all jump up covered with poo and pee and santorum and shout "THE ARISTOCRATS!" And nobody saw that coming, right?

  27. BaldarTFlagass

    -I thought you hated Romney's guts.
    -I do.
    -And the horse? ls there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse? Get it over with.
    -(aside to Bluto) Just blanks, right?

  28. barto

    If by "class" she means able to follow mindless instructions after having them beaten into you repeatedly, then yes, Egg, I'm with you there.

  29. ThundercatHo

    Ok, here's the thing. I could give 2 shits about Egg Rmoney being a dressage queen. There's plenty of insufferable bitches in the world to avoid. But, what really grinds my gears is that they take a $70k tax deduction on her horses for her MS therapy and then want to take away health care for everybody else who are more than likely not able to afford the basic medicine to treat their disease.

  30. BoroPrimorac

    Ann Romney better watch her mouth because Rafalca could end up as a plow horse in the classless society that will emerge once Obama is re-elected.

  31. Blueb4sinrise

    Because all threads are one, really. And for prommie.
    Southern Culture On the Skids

    King of the Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_DOMDc4lFQ&fe

    Edit to further demonstrate the unity of all things: Long ago I was fortunate to have had a relationship with a young lady who was involved in the Arabian Horse Show stuff, including dressage. Before she kicked me to the curb, I got to meet Toy Caldwell of The Marshall Tucker Band.

  32. BaldarTFlagass

    You know how classy I am? I only learned the other day that it was pronounced "dreh-saajj" and not "dress-uhj."

    1. anniegetyerfun

      Well, that's just proof that you're a real Murcan! It's a fancy French word anyway, that should go fuck itself.

    2. emmelemm

      True story time: I have some pretentious friends who lived in Italy for a while, and at one point, I uttered the word pistachio (PISS-tah-shee-oh) and was promptly informed that the real pronunciation was pis-TAWK-EE-oh.

  33. sbj1964

    How dare Ann point her finger at poor people! Being married to Mittens no telling where that finger has been.

  34. anniegetyerfun

    I am intrigued by the details surrounding the sisters' tattooed eyebrows (where they had them done, etc.) for two reasons. One, my eyebrows are rapidly disappearing and two, that's literally the only part of the article that I was able to make sense of.

  35. FajitaFriday

    Can't we just behead her now and get it over with, cause I'm a pretty big deal (left shoulder brush, right shoulder brush).

  36. Limeylizzie

    This woman is such a horror,Cunty-Ann and her husband must just spend the whole day sneering at their lessers.

  37. fuflans

    here is a funny thing the always factual wiki's tell me:

    Her first prolonged public exposure came during her husband's eventually losing effort in the 1994 U.S. Senate election in Massachusetts…She was seen as superficial and too deferential to him and some columnists labelled her a "Stepford wife". Late in that campaign, she gave a long interview to The Boston Globe. Her statement in it that she and her husband had never had a serious argument during their married years came in for ridicule, and her portrayal of the couple's student years as financially impoverished, while they lived off of sales of George Romney's stock and loans, made her seem privileged and naïve and brought a harsh public reaction.

    Boston University political science professor later said, "She definitely hurt him in that race.

    wtf have these people been doing since their last time around? racing horses?

  38. owhatever

    The horse was therapy for Egg. A medical necessity, so she could go bouncy-bounce in the saddle to relieve stress. You liberals are a heartless bunch and don't understand the woman's need to have a prancing pony between her thighs.

  39. banana_bread

    That may be true, Ann, but you know what? There are apparently twenty-seven fancy horses that are classier than YOUR fancy horse. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  40. Guppy

    My Bible says horses are for waging war and should be feared and shunned. Pharaoh had horses. Jesus preferred donkeys and/or mules. Why does Egg hate Jesus?

  41. ttommyunger

    I'd really like to meet Ann and her Hubby; preferably in public. If at all possible, I would lift one foot off the ground and fart loudly just to watch them cringe.

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