HER?  1:30 pm September 20, 2012

Sorry, But Ann Romney Does Not Think You People Are As Classy As Her Horse

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

You are not even as classy as a dancing hippoHere is a fun little tidbit from a WaPo profile of proto-Paris Hilton Georgette Mosbacher: Egg Romney does not think you people are as classy as her horse who does ballet!

At the convention, they could be seen bickering outside exclusive donor powwows (“Don’t be upset,” Georgette pleaded with Lyn outside a brunch organized by billionaire Paul Singer. “It was an honest mistake.”) or giddily relaying how Ann Romney, for whom Georgette has served on the host committee for several fundraisers in New York, privately reacted to Democratic attacks on her dressage-competing mare. (“My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal,” Lyn recounts.)

That’s not fair! NOTHING is as classy as a horse that does ballet!

Now, to be fair — it seems like a fun thing to try! — Egg Romney was talking about the DNC, not necessarily all of you. After all, her husband doesn’t “disdain” “you people,” Egg says, so we will presume that she does not “disdain” “you people” either!

This “fairness” thing is boring. We will not attempt it again.

[WaPo]

 
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ChernobylSoup September 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm

Yet another Republican equating money with class.

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Ann looks like one of those women that spent to many years on a brass pole,then hooked a sugar daddy.

CthuNHu September 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Dennis: That's what it's all about! If only people would…

Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Woman: No one lives there. The bank foreclosed on it.

Terry September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Georgette Mosbacher made her money two ways. First, by marrying Robert Mosbacher, who was Secretary of Commerce under his bestest friend Bush the Elder. Second, she used Robert Mosbacher's money to buy the U.S. part of a very expensive line of skin care called La Prairie. She claims that she is a successful, self made businesswoman. I guess she's right in a way, in that she made herself have sex with Robert Mosbacher, which got her the money to buy a company.

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Wasn't Georgette mostly renowned for her cleavage?

Terry September 20, 2012 at 7:25 pm

Yep. When she arrived in DC, she announced she was going to bring style to the city. In the photo accompanying the interview, she was wearing a pony hide print bustier. Might have been cow hide. Either way, it was as ugly as original sin.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Well, Egg has got to be jealous that Rafalca is sexier than she is

Yellerdawg September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm

If I were wealthy I wouldn't have much respect for me either, and if I were a woman, I'd spend all day looking at my boobs in a mirror. So I can see how she's both disdainful and distracted.

nounverb911 September 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm

And since Rafalca lost, she's now premium elite dog food for Seamus.

PinkoPopulist September 20, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Elmer's?

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Maybe some glue to put Romney's campaign back together.

sharethegrief September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm

and Staples.

ph7 September 20, 2012 at 2:01 pm

TIL yesterday:

Clinton's dog is named Seamus, too.

mrpuma2u September 20, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Rafalca steak tartar, deelish!

NorthStarSpanx September 20, 2012 at 1:32 pm

My whole deal is pretty fucking awesome thank you very much.

hagajim September 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Can I try some – of your deal that is?

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Pics or GTFO

NorthStarSpanx September 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

I'm rilly Sarah, I'm Sarah Rill, you better believe me I'm a great big dill.

One_who_wanders September 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

As my dear old daddy used to say "You can't buy class." Tap-dancing horses, yes.

Barbara_ September 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Unlike her horse, "most" of us don't walk and poop at the same time.

Pragmatist2 September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Well, OK, but I',m not "most of us."

Barbara_ September 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Oh my!

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Intercom crack: "Clean up in Stall 4."

noodlesalad September 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

That depends…

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:03 am

That's Depends.

/fixed

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Speak for yourself!

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Well, not on purpose.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Mitt can talk and poop at the same time! Actually, he can't NOT do them both at the same time….

hagajim September 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

But apparently Egg has some mouth diahrrea going.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Quit judshing me! *hic*

docterry6973 September 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

Not usually, no.

TootsStansbury September 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

Horses have that amusing fart thing they do while they're walking, or even funnier, running. But then again my sense of humor is pretty low brow.

finallyhappy September 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

who doesn't fart while they are walking? Oh, other people don't?

Pat_Pending September 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

To a horse, it's important to offload extraneous baggage when necessary. That include shitting, farting, and annoying riders. I speak from experience…

Lascauxcaveman September 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Barb, it's a feature, not a bug.

PennyDreadful September 20, 2012 at 11:11 pm

Toddler libel!

no_gravity September 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Even Rafalca doesn't think her shit stinks.

GunToting[Redacted] September 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Seriously, were these idiots pulled from Central Casting? "We need a male and female 'entitled douchebag' for an 8-part mini-series."

One_who_wanders September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

They make Lovey and Thurston Howell III seem like down to earth individuals.

Terry September 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

Lovey and Thurston weren't mean, just oblivious.

littlebigdaddy September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Kind of like rich versions of the Griswolds from those vacation movies.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:04 am

What were the names of the two douchebags Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis us to play on SNL?

LibertyLover September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

To be fair, it is a Big F*cking Whole Deal.

freakishlywrong September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

My whole deal craps bigger than your gay, prancing horse. Byatch.

PinkoPopulist September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

The Romneys are the most perfect caricature of the GOP.

Obscenely rich: check
Contempt for those of lower socio-economic stature: check
Bigoted: check
Constantly engaging in pursuits only the rich can enjoy (i.e. dressage, car elevators, running for president): check
Bizarre, non-mainstream religious beliefs: check

hagajim September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

If I didn't know better I'd think they were Scientologists.

Chet Kincaid_ September 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

What's the difference between Mormonism and Scientology? 132 years.

ChernobylSoup September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Horses sweat, men perspire, and Ann glows with the self-righteousness of two-bit whore caught in an anti-vice sweep.

PinkoPopulist September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

To be fair, Ann would be worth at least three or four bits where I come from.

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Well, CSoup might have a coupon. There's that…….

kittensdontlie September 20, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Her disdain is unbelievable,..but there it is, straight from the horse's mouth.

ifthethunderdontgetya September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

O.K., maybe not even as classy as a hippo…would you people believe a dancing pig?
~

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

With lipstick!

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm

You've never been to an Italian wedding, obviously.

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 5:19 pm

That better be one charming motherfucking pig.

Oblios_Cap September 20, 2012 at 1:36 pm

I do not think Egg knows what "class" means.

Pragmatist2 September 20, 2012 at 1:36 pm

Ann -your horse's feet may be stylish , but your husband's a horse's ass.

usuhname September 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm

- With an inclination to put his hoof in it.

mrblifil September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

She thinks she's going to shut our whole deal down. I've heard cunts are good at doing that.

LibertyLover September 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Only legitimately.

Geminisunmars September 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Only when legitimate.

walterhwhite September 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

If you have to use the "c" word, please use a specific reference, so all of us wimmens don't think you mean us.

mrblifil September 20, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I meant it gynecologically, though I'll admit there are potential overtones that might not have accrued to Ms. Romney's favor.

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Well, I don't wish the horse any ill, but all I can say is "Jack Woltz."

slowhansolo September 20, 2012 at 2:45 pm

He ain't no bandleader.

Tequila Mockingbird September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

True story: I am going as Ann Romney for Halloween. (Those who have met me in person – many of you have! – might attest that I *could* pull it off, physically.)

So far, I plan to wear a Chanel suit, bouffant helmet hair, walk around with a martini glass and hand out $1 dollar bills to all the poorz, while uttering some of Ann's actual bon mots.

Brilliant ideas from my fellow Wonketeers would be most appreciated!

Estproph September 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Skip the Chanel suit and put on a t-shirt with a stuffed bird pinned to it.

Terry September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

This. And trade the martini glass for a Book of Mormon.

finallyhappy September 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

damn I was at a Marriott in Philly last weekend and forgot to steal the Book of Mormon.

Terry September 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Just put a black paper cover on a book and write on the black paper with metallic ink.

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Call the church and ask for a copy — they give them out for free. As a side note, if you thought Twilight was abysmally written, a few pages of the Book of Mormon will convince you that unreadable fiction is the most enduring Mormon tradition.

freakishlywrong September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

The back end of a horse costume to play Mittens and you're all set.

Mumbletypeg September 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Take a toy iron. Offer folks to iron their dollar bills for them — to show how in touch you are with their struggle.

NorthStarSpanx September 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

You should have five grown similarly built and looking men accompany you, rather, escort you via a carrying chair.

FakaktaSouth September 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

See I was just going to suggest one guy dressed as Michael Savage talking about what a dreadful cunt-ry club bitch she is. That is probably my favorite thing that has come out of that idiot's face, talking about how much he doesn't like Ann and how unhelpful he finds her to the campaign. I never thought I would agree with him so hard. She sucks.

GeorgiaBurning September 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Begin each statement with "You people"

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Second the "skip the Chanel suit" and "just do a Tshirt with a fucking fishbird on it" because then people will immediately "get it". Chanel suit could just be Jackie O, Chanel suit + helmet hair could be Callista Gingrich…

Also: martini glass, no! Remember, she's Mormon. Can of caffeine-free Diet Coke FTW.

Tequila Mockingbird September 20, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Oh, you're right about the martini. (I guess I was thinking Lucille Bluth.) Damn! But mama needs her happy juice – can I at least put some gin in the Diet Coke can?

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Is this for Tricks or Drinks?…

BoatOfVelociraptors September 20, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Cut out the paper required to embed a flask in a titular Book of Mormon. Leave the cap exposed, so you can take a swig from the good book.

Estproph September 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Plus, it would be great comic effect when you open the Book of Mormon and pull out a flask.

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 6:33 pm

That's a good one. You're an ingenious problem-solver, you are!

NorthStarSpanx September 20, 2012 at 4:14 pm

That shirt, that $990 hideous shirt – yes!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/desi

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Have your kids dress up as Indian punkah-wallahs and follow you around with hand-held fans to keep you cool.

Geminisunmars September 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm

How about an ironing board (on wheels?) with dinner plates on it, that you push around.

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Followed by your maid and butler….

Mittens Howell, III September 20, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Punctuate every sentence with a pointed finger.

Also–best halloween idea ever!

Wadisay September 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm

Try to sell your friends your tuna pasta recipie.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Paint a fishbird on your nekkid breastses. Upload pics.

Chet Kincaid_ September 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm

You should give her Consuela Ramirez's number, for the sidekick/servant gig.

AlterNewt September 20, 2012 at 2:33 pm

While holding your martini in one hand, toy with your necklace with the other; occasionally letting it wander toward your breast, and whisper, "I love you WOMEN!"

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Be sure to wear the green bikini underneath, just in case.

Estproph September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Please wake me up when this nightmare is over.

EatsBabyDingos September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

I've never seen somebody put a horse's foot in their mouth.

edgydrifter September 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

You have to go to Germany for kink like that.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Or Tiajuana.

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Or Enumclaw, Washington.

Lascauxcaveman September 20, 2012 at 3:23 pm

If by 'foot' you mean…

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 3:27 pm

If by foot I mean at least two feet (long)…

BoatOfVelociraptors September 20, 2012 at 3:39 pm

Enumclaw is for lovers.

ph7 September 20, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Or poolside at Boca Raton fundraisers.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:07 am

Obviously, you've never been to Mexico.

LibertyLover September 20, 2012 at 1:37 pm

Tsk. Tsk. The royalty gets so testy when people don't genuflect in their general direction.

fuflans September 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm

the royalty has more style and more class in prince ball's than the romney's do in their whole deal.

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

The poors can have dancing cockroaches.

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

We don't have cockroaches,the rats ate them.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

You have rats!??

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Space herpes too. The movie Ice Pirates obscure ref #243

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 2:02 pm

So, it's not the dormant form?

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Flea circus?

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Sea Monkeys!!!

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

La Cucaracha!

Followed by La Tarantela!

BoatOfVelociraptors September 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

More legs means more dancing!

finallyhappy September 20, 2012 at 3:53 pm

I can probably get a hissing cockroach from work

Joshua Norton September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

My horse has more style and more class in its hoof than they do in their whole deal

I'm pretty sure Mittens has said the same thing about Ann as well.

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Well, that is fine. I can deal with this. Most of the horses I have known had more class than me.

randcoolcatdaddy September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

"Dynasty" has more class than the Romneys.

Radiotherapy September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Now that wasn't very elegant.

edgydrifter September 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

History's Greatest Victim-Grifter doesn't like it when other folks try to grab a piece of the perpetual self-perceived victimhood pie. Ann would do well to keep clear of Alaska for a while.

Mojopo September 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

She acts like we drink out of Mason jars and fap to Wonkette all day.

CrunchyKnee September 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Wow, you can afford "Mason" brand jars?

ph7 September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

All day? I'm usually passed out by noon.

Oblios_Cap September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I thought that was the gameplan, yes…

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Are you spying on me?

<goes to peek through blinds>

Maman September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

It isn't?

hagajim September 20, 2012 at 1:55 pm

If she knows that now – how much more will she know when she controls the FBI?

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm

That's ridiculous — Mason jars have that tapered top that doesn't accommodate drinking that well. Peanut butter jars are much better — the glass ones, of course — let's not get trashy.

finallyhappy September 20, 2012 at 3:55 pm

glass peanut butter jars? What is that from- some fancy organic stuff? Even Whole Foods uses plastic

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm

Yes — unfortunately I can't remember the name, but one or two brands still use glass. It'll be a sad day when I'm forced to drink my pinot grigio out of wine glasses.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:09 am

Oh boy, I remember when we use to drink out of jelly jars as a kid.

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm

My peanut jar is plastic – but it still has residual fragrance!….

CrunchyKnee September 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Hey Annie, I got two words for you: horse tacos. Yum, it's what's for dinner after we overthrow your elitist, 1%er asses.

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm

But enough about Linda Tripp's sex life.

noodlesalad September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Also, if her horse's hoof breaks, she can just shoot it, unlike those goddamn Democrats, who expect healthcare. Totally classless.

SigDeFlyinMonky September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Sorry Ann, but the Budweiser Clydesdales contribute more to the physical and emotional wellbeing of this here U. S. of A. than your whole stable of prancing horse flesh.

schvitzatura September 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm

Even through they are owned by web-toed Belgians…that is all.

ThundercatHo September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

She is not a real horse person because real horse people don't talk like that.

Fuck off, Egg, you stuck-up bitch. A pile of my horse's shit has more class than you.

That is how real horse people speak.

DCBloom September 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

So true. Our horses do endurance rides… real horses don't dance.

ThundercatHo September 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

I'm impressed. Endurance riding is hard. My idea of an endurance ride is anything over an hour. Even though most dressage horses lead a pretty pampered life I've always felt sorry for them as their training has got to boring as hell.

Pat_Pending September 20, 2012 at 4:07 pm

I'm a dressage rider. Ya gotta break it up or the poor things go nut-baggy, just like their owners.

My horse's shit doesn't stink up the joint nearly as much as Egg's mouth.

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Gee Mr.Burns what are you going to do release the hounds,or the Bee's,or the hounds with bee's in their mouths?Homer Simpson

freakishlywrong September 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

Did she really compare us to her horse's fucking HOOF? Very shirty.

Pat_Pending September 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm

I betcha RAFLAC gets new shoes every four weeks, probably to the tune of 300 bucks for four on the floor.

So, yeah. Classy. Like Imelda Marcos.

SmutBoffin September 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

CLASS WARFARE

WARHORS RAFALCA WILL DESTROY COMMUNASM AND POORS WITH CHOREOGRAPHED STAMPING AND EGGO ROMNEY WILL BECOME PRESIDENT OF LADYS

Mojopo September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Love every part of this.

FatGirlPartyHat September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

This was marvelous

PsycWench September 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

Ann, I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to use your horse as a reference point for classiness.

hagajim September 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Hows about her horses ass (Mitt I mean).

LibertyLover September 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

In the stables, Rafalca could be heard to softly whiny: "Class, Grass, or Ass… no one rides for free."

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

Fuck a dancing horse. Now, a beer-drinking goat, that is fucking classy.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Or, as a commenter noted yesterday, watching the concession speech nude with a fistful of poppers and a goat.

GeorgiaBurning September 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Go to the Navy bars in Tijuana, you can do both.

Arken September 20, 2012 at 1:43 pm

What does 'Rafalca' mean anyway? Is it the Kolobian word for tax writeoff?

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 2:19 pm

I think it's a neologism of her lineage: Ratine out of Falconia. But I can't be certain. The Romneys have been curiously quiet on this point

Eve8Apples September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

The horse received a tax deduction, so the horse is officially a "job creator" but if the horse had received food stamps or housing assistance, then it would be a an entitled, filthy, hobo victim.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 2:20 pm

And look! That dude that rides her, total freeloader.

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

That horse has never paid for a handful of oats in its' life – just sayin'…..

Monsieur_Grumpe September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

That’s it.
I’m dedicated my life to getting as rich as the Romany’s so I can move next door to them and make their life a living hell by playing my guitar through a 200 watt Marshall stack at full volume outside till 3:00AM, knocking on their door to handout Flying Spaghetti Monster literature while wearing speedos and covering my front yard with plywood cutouts of fat women bending over.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

If you were as rich as the Rmoney's, you could hire people to do all of this, including genuine fat women. And what better way to redistribute all of those ameros?

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm

I hope you will play Freebird on your guitar, over and over.

Monsieur_Grumpe September 20, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Over and over is pretty much how Freebird goes. How about the Chicken Dance a la Hendrix?

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm

Polka version of Purple Haze? http://www.myspace.com/bravecombo/music/songs/pur

Monsieur_Grumpe September 20, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Suite!

DemmeFatale September 20, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Wow!
What a sax player!

BoatOfVelociraptors September 20, 2012 at 3:49 pm

10,000 watts of Mackies would be more professional.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Maybe, but I will be made into higher quality glue when I die.

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Sending your horse to the finest finishing school in the land gives her deportment, Ann, not class. If you want class, there's a lovely couple in the White House who've endured more slings and arrows and downright hatred in the last four years than your martyred little self will ever know.

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 1:54 pm

"endured more slings and arrows and downright hatred than your martyred little self will ever know."

But she's working on catching up, she is.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:11 am

This.

ManchuCandidate September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I may have no class, but I have taken shits more intelligent than Ann Romboto.

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 1:44 pm

Bitter much?

MinAgain September 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

You can lead a horse owner to water, but you cannot make her think.

Oblios_Cap September 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Oh my. The elitists are revolting. Mayhaps we peasants should show them how it's done.

weejee September 20, 2012 at 1:45 pm

Rafalca, LePage™ Glue on line two. Raflaca, LePage on two.

Oblios_Cap September 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm

The French have shown that the entire ruling class can be wiped out and the country will still survive.

Those that don't learn…are doomed to repeat.. also, too.

Katydid September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Isn't that what Santana said?

ph7 September 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Some prospective first ladies measure the drapes in the White House prematurely. Ann is measuring the height of the new White House fence she'll build.

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Bitch would probably have to build an addition to the White House saying "How can anyone live in such a small space?"

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

And "this place just doesn't have enough staff!"

Mumbletypeg September 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

That this prizewinning pony hasn't yet been thrown under the campaign bus is testimony to Rmoney's staff's utter incompetence (in contrast with the savvy, blinkered resilience of the author of RafalcaRomney.twitter.com)

joobajooba September 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Nice to see the Style section still doesn't have a clue.

finallyhappy September 20, 2012 at 3:58 pm

I actually wrote something to the Post about that(a different article)_ they are publishing my letter this week but leaving out the part about the Style section not knowing important info and no one else at the Post reading the articles before they are published. Basically, they leave in my final two sentences

hagajim September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Typical. "These" people don't care about "us" people and as somebody said, they are angry and self-entitled and they believe that "we" are doing nothing but dragging them down. Like John Stewart said last night – if they have success they earned it – despite "us" and if they fail – its the governments fault. Fucking Egg.

elviouslyqueer September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

After reading that vapid WaPo POS, I have to say that if like attracts like, then Ann Romney is way more comfortable being around pretentious, unmannered, boorish bourgeois trailer trash than I previously thought.

StealthMuslin September 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

She's gonna end up like Catherine the Great. Ten-thousand dollar bet? Right now?

BlueStateLibel September 20, 2012 at 1:50 pm

OK, needs to be said: Mitt and Ann Romney belong in a Mexican telenova, not running for president, this silly crap has to stop.

Maman September 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm

Poor Rafalca is just hoping to avoid wearing a velvet hat in August again.

SayItWithWookies September 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

Georgette wears stars-and-stripes earrings, her colored red hair in a crest, her eyebrows permanently darkened red by a tattoo artist in Gary, Ind. Lyn is ice to Georgette’s fire. She wears her bleached hair short, prefers a paler lip gloss and had her eyebrows tattooed light brown in Washington.

Eyebrow tattoos — the tramp stamp of the rich and superficial.

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 2:15 pm

I bet those are logistical nightmares if they ladies ever want a nip and a tuck. Is this why the all the republican crones look perpetually surprised?

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm

And going to a tattoo parlor in Gary, Indiana just fucking screams "class."

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:14 am

Gary, Indiana? Are you kidding me? Even Blah People don't got to Gary, Indiana, anymore. Gary so bad that it's Detroit is the Gary of Michigan.

ManchuCandidate September 20, 2012 at 1:52 pm

OT/ I've noticed that the wingnut trolls that keep visiting my intense debate profile are visiting more frequently. It's not really going to help RMoney Badger.

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

I've noticed that as well. What do they expect to learn?

ManchuCandidate September 20, 2012 at 2:05 pm

How to be funny?*

*not saying I am.

DemmeFatale September 20, 2012 at 3:52 pm

I usually don'e even see them, because I don't scroll down that far.
All that wasted effort. They could be eating Cheetos, or picking belly button lint, or…

DCBloom September 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

Rich
As
Fuck
Avoiding
Lower
Class
Assholes

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm

I bet Ann went to the stables and she and Rafalca sat down together and had a good cry!

Mittens Howell, III September 20, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Once Ann Romney's zingers leave the country club they have all the clout of a day old cucumber sandwich.

Neoyorquino September 20, 2012 at 1:54 pm

Apropos of nothing, did you know you can re-arrange "Rafalca Romney" to spell "Anal Army Force"? Sorry. 14 months unemployed, did all the job searching and networking I could this week, and I'm a bit stir-crazy.

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Your efforts are important, and appreciated by all!

Neoyorquino September 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

I do what I can. Just my small way of taking personal responsibility.

chicken_thief September 20, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Rafalca may, or may not, have "more style and more class" but the fucking loser surely does not have more talent. I can go to the Olympics and lose, too.

Mapmonger September 20, 2012 at 1:56 pm

So MItt Romney, his wife and sons and horse go into a talent agent's office, and say "We've got the most amazing act ever! You gotta see it!" And the talent agent says "show me what you got!" So the guy grabs his wife and /CUT FOR FILTH AND SPACE AND BUTTSEX ALSO/ so the agent says, "Wow. Whaddaya call yourselves?" And they all jump up covered with poo and pee and santorum and shout "THE ARISTOCRATS!" And nobody saw that coming, right?

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Sorry, they're the PLUTOCRATS!….

rickmaci September 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm

Lovey Howell Romoney should probably hold off on going shopping for that Inauguration Ball dress.

Close_Read September 20, 2012 at 2:01 pm

My rescue dog has more class in her little paw that that woman's whole deal.

Goonemeritus September 20, 2012 at 2:03 pm

She can suck my balls, I virtually drip class!!!!!!!

docterry6973 September 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Is that what that is?

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm

-I thought you hated Romney's guts.
-I do.
-And the horse? ls there anything in the world you hate as much as that horse? Get it over with.
-(aside to Bluto) Just blanks, right?

Incitefully_Joe September 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm

If money could buy class, both Egg and The Donald would be very effective Romney campaign surrogates.

barto September 20, 2012 at 2:07 pm

If by "class" she means able to follow mindless instructions after having them beaten into you repeatedly, then yes, Egg, I'm with you there.

ThundercatHo September 20, 2012 at 2:07 pm

Ok, here's the thing. I could give 2 shits about Egg Rmoney being a dressage queen. There's plenty of insufferable bitches in the world to avoid. But, what really grinds my gears is that they take a $70k tax deduction on her horses for her MS therapy and then want to take away health care for everybody else who are more than likely not able to afford the basic medicine to treat their disease.

Steverino247 September 20, 2012 at 2:08 pm

"Certainly better bred than the owner." James Bond to Ann Goldfinger

LibrarianX September 20, 2012 at 2:11 pm

Wow. It would take an entire mongoose pack to take her down.

docterry6973 September 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Rafalca certainly has more class than I do. I can't dance; don't ask me.

BoroPrimorac September 20, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Ann Romney better watch her mouth because Rafalca could end up as a plow horse in the classless society that will emerge once Obama is re-elected.

Blueb4sinrise September 20, 2012 at 2:17 pm

Because all threads are one, really. And for prommie.
Southern Culture On the Skids

King of the Mountain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_DOMDc4lFQ&fe

Edit to further demonstrate the unity of all things: Long ago I was fortunate to have had a relationship with a young lady who was involved in the Arabian Horse Show stuff, including dressage. Before she kicked me to the curb, I got to meet Toy Caldwell of The Marshall Tucker Band.

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I don't know – that is one classy motherfucking horse.

DahBoner September 20, 2012 at 2:19 pm

That reminds me, I need a new pair of hooves…

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 20, 2012 at 2:19 pm

I'm starting to see why they get along with Donald Trump.

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

You know how classy I am? I only learned the other day that it was pronounced "dreh-saajj" and not "dress-uhj."

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Well, that's just proof that you're a real Murcan! It's a fancy French word anyway, that should go fuck itself.

emmelemm September 20, 2012 at 6:41 pm

True story time: I have some pretentious friends who lived in Italy for a while, and at one point, I uttered the word pistachio (PISS-tah-shee-oh) and was promptly informed that the real pronunciation was pis-TAWK-EE-oh.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:16 am

Some "friends", huh?

emmelemm September 21, 2012 at 2:37 am

More like acquaintances, really.

ghblowhard September 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm

Georgette Mosbacher!! Now there's a blast from the past. Or maybe just bast from the past.

Jus_Wonderin September 20, 2012 at 2:24 pm

Wait! Which hoof?

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

How dare Ann point her finger at poor people! Being married to Mittens no telling where that finger has been.

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I am intrigued by the details surrounding the sisters' tattooed eyebrows (where they had them done, etc.) for two reasons. One, my eyebrows are rapidly disappearing and two, that's literally the only part of the article that I was able to make sense of.

FajitaFriday September 20, 2012 at 2:30 pm

Can't we just behead her now and get it over with, cause I'm a pretty big deal (left shoulder brush, right shoulder brush).

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm

Well, I'm not no big deal, but I'm not impressed with the Rafalcas…..

Limeylizzie September 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm

This woman is such a horror,Cunty-Ann and her husband must just spend the whole day sneering at their lessers.

fuflans September 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm

i don't think it gets any more arriviste than:

. 'bloomfield hills MI'
. self made businessman dad
. dated and married
. welsh

fuflans September 20, 2012 at 3:00 pm

here is a funny thing the always factual wiki's tell me:

Her first prolonged public exposure came during her husband's eventually losing effort in the 1994 U.S. Senate election in Massachusetts…She was seen as superficial and too deferential to him and some columnists labelled her a "Stepford wife". Late in that campaign, she gave a long interview to The Boston Globe. Her statement in it that she and her husband had never had a serious argument during their married years came in for ridicule, and her portrayal of the couple's student years as financially impoverished, while they lived off of sales of George Romney's stock and loans, made her seem privileged and naïve and brought a harsh public reaction.

Boston University political science professor later said, "She definitely hurt him in that race.

wtf have these people been doing since their last time around? racing horses?

Kid_Charlemagne September 20, 2012 at 3:02 pm

I would love to shoot Ann Romney out of a gold-plated cannon.

owhatever September 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

The horse was therapy for Egg. A medical necessity, so she could go bouncy-bounce in the saddle to relieve stress. You liberals are a heartless bunch and don't understand the woman's need to have a prancing pony between her thighs.

Doktor Zoom September 20, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Incidentally, didja know that there's a bit of a "politics o' race" angle to that hippo in Fantasia? http://www.cartoonbrew.com/disney/hattie-noel-as-

I learned so much from that grad-skool media arts class on Disney…

LibertyLover September 21, 2012 at 2:42 am

That made me sad… But I also cringed when I saw Song of the South ages ago, too.

ahnc September 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Ann Romney is single-handedly making the case to bring polygamy back into the Mormon Church. You go girl!

banana_bread September 20, 2012 at 4:03 pm

That may be true, Ann, but you know what? There are apparently twenty-seven fancy horses that are classier than YOUR fancy horse. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Pat_Pending September 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

30TH PLACE. RAFLAC finished the Olympics in 30TH PLACE.

WE'RE #30!!! WE'RE #30!!!

oenspiek September 20, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Hippo needz moar lipstick.

Guppy September 20, 2012 at 5:22 pm

My Bible says horses are for waging war and should be feared and shunned. Pharaoh had horses. Jesus preferred donkeys and/or mules. Why does Egg hate Jesus?

ttommyunger September 20, 2012 at 7:04 pm

I'd really like to meet Ann and her Hubby; preferably in public. If at all possible, I would lift one foot off the ground and fart loudly just to watch them cringe.

AlterNewt September 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

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