THE BANDA SINGER  10:10 am September 20, 2012

Mitt Romney Dons Brownface For Forum With Mexicans

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Mexican Mitt
Mitt Romney saw some Mexicans yesterday, at a Univision forum where he said “Illegal aliens” and all of Twitter got judgmental, as if saying “undocumented immigrants” was going to win Mitt points with his base, who are currently wondering if their hair isn’t going to need washing or their showers grouting come Election Day.

Josh will be by later with some extra-super-duper analysis of whatever pandering Senor Romney decided to perpetrate, but we wanted to point you to his Frito Bandito self-tanner job — as Wonket operative “Sherry” pointed out in tips, he went for “Extra Dark” — because DAMN, boy looks like Lindsay Lohan and Charlton Heston in “A Touch of Evil” had a little baby, and then hit it with their car. (Because “Evil,” and also “Lindsay Lohan.”)

So! Self-tanner “accident”? Makeup lady what needs firing? Or did John Boehner take him tanning for a little pick-me-up? He has been having a very hard week.

[AP Photo/Charles Dharapak]

 

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thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:13 am

Hola muchachos y muchachas!

CleverSobriquet September 20, 2012 at 10:40 am

That's macacas and macacos.

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:56 am

Hola maracas…

Crank_Tango September 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Me llamo Mitt Romney y soy un "motivational speaker"!

ChillBill September 20, 2012 at 10:13 am

He looks like John Boehner on a budget.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

I think maybe he was trying to experience what life for an illegal immigrant was like, so he dressed in his mommy jeans and stood off the Intercoastal in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot.

He was picked up for a job digging ditches in Holiday, and managed to earn $5.78 cents, which he then parlayed into $20,000,000 by buying the contractor and outsourcing the ditches to India.

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:39 am

Like his IRA that he put $2,000.00 a year into.

Made a lot of money at 26798578467.99% interest.

DemmeFatale September 20, 2012 at 11:41 am

What the hell is wrong with the idiots "advising" him?!

comrad_darkness September 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

Shhh, they all work for Obama.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:49 am

I think that it is John Boehner who looks like Romney on a budget given that Willard's a billionaire.

no_gravity September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

He definitely starting to look like someone who's been pickin' grapes all his life.

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:52 am

After someone's peeled them for him.

Radiotherapy September 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Sour grapes?

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:49 am

Yes, the grapes of wrath.

1stNewtontheMoon September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

Reminds me of the time W. wore his college cheerleader uniform to signing ceremony where he signed legislation to return women to their status as chattel. Because traditional marriage.

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

Mittens was for it before he was against it,and then for it again before he decided he was not for it.So as you can see he has been consistent in his being for not being for it.

noodlesalad September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

Ay, caramba. El cuarenta y siete no se gustan.

Estproph September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

BREAKING: Romney Contracts Hepatitis On Campaign Trail

prommie September 20, 2012 at 11:06 am

From the splooge in his mayo?

GemlikeFlame September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

Al Jolson he ain't.

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 10:23 am

"Ma ah ma ma ah ma sito….."

PuckStopsHere September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

He figures being brown worked for Obama, so…

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

What is sad is that Mitt and the Republicans actually do think in terms of whether a particular skin tone will help or hurt a candidate. They darken Obama's pictures and, when Mitt is ah, ah, on Mexican, Radio, Radio, they brown him.

WTF is wrong with these people?

StarsUponThars September 20, 2012 at 10:14 am

Mitt's Secret Service code name is Pander Bear.

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:20 am

Orange Julius.

PuckStopsHere September 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

George Hamilton.

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:29 am

November Loser.

bikerlaureate September 20, 2012 at 3:41 pm

Pinocchio.

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:29 am

Al Jolson?

FlownOver September 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

Fuckwit.

Woodshedding September 20, 2012 at 11:36 am

I'm still spitting coffee occasionally over the brilliant "Juan Percent" I read in these comments – [sorry but someone will have to help me out with giving credit where due....]

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:13 pm

Tequila Mockingbird.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:34 pm

I thought it was "Barbecued Iguana".

FlownOver September 20, 2012 at 10:15 am

He's becoming the anti-Michael Jackson.

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

He's becoming a Lamanite.

Dildeaux September 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

Lipstick on a pig?

mrpuma2u September 20, 2012 at 10:47 am

Face paint on a peccary?

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:53 am

Greg Peccary?

CivilMcMannerly September 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

He is just pandering. His back was also wet. I mean it was soaked. Outreach!

BadKitty904 September 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job"

EloquentScience September 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

That's not a spray tan. That's just Mitt feeling the heat.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

Mitt Romney, standing athwart history, yelling "Derp!"

YouFail4eva September 20, 2012 at 10:37 am

Maybe even herp a derp?

freakishlywrong September 20, 2012 at 10:16 am

Yellow and lying is no way to go through life, Mittens.

chascates September 20, 2012 at 10:17 am

Today we are all both pandering to brownz AND people stuck on a Knotts Berry Farm ride 400 feet in the air wishing we hadn't drank all that Pepsi.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 10:34 am

Mitt looks like he might have been standing underneath that ride

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:41 am

Win-esque.

Dr_Zoidberg September 20, 2012 at 10:17 am

Awww….look at poor lil' Mittens tanorexic face….he haz a sad!

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 10:18 am

Wow. For a rich guy, that's a cheapo fakey bakey

no_gravity September 20, 2012 at 10:21 am

I know. Looking at it makes me want pancakes.

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 10:23 am

I'm Jonesing for Uncle Ben's, myself

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

Looks like oxidation. Results from rolling around in your vat of money at night.

Goonemeritus September 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

I can’t wait to see what shade he picks when he visits the Muppet show.

GunToting[Redacted] September 20, 2012 at 10:38 am

It ain't easy etc etc…

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:36 pm

That's the theme of the 47% video!

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

♪♫ It's not easy being an amoral, lying, rich fuck ♫♫

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:54 am

He'll probably insult Cookie Monster.

Geminisunmars September 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm

I can't wait to see what he looks like when Miss Piggy is through with him.

Come here a minute September 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

Mitt just didn't do a very good job cleaning up after eating a bucket of chocolate ice cream, from having a sad.

freakishlywrong September 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

Don't go anywhere near Arizona with that hue, Willard. On second thought..do.

ChernobylSoup September 20, 2012 at 10:19 am

DARPA offered the Romney campaign $100 million for the software code that changes the android's skin color to match the surrounding population.

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

Chamitleon.

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

Karma Khameleon.

mrpuma2u September 20, 2012 at 10:20 am

Mira, el Mitt es si guapo!!

I wonder if after he loses the election, he will visit the polygamous Mormons where his great grandfather lived with multiple wives?

FakaktaSouth September 20, 2012 at 10:21 am

I think whoever is running Mitt's campaign (Eric Fehrnstrom, right?) secretly hates the hell out of him. I seriously do, I think he must've been bullied by someone like Mitt and now he's like, "Hey, Etch a sketch, you know what you gotta do? Be really brown when you talk to some of them Mexican folks, they'll love that" And Mitt gets excited and goes for it," yeah yeah that sounds good." And Eric's all, "hang on, my tape recorder wasn't on for two minutes, say that shit again…"

BadKitty904 September 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

That make-up is so obviously awful that I'm wondering if there's not an underpaid Univision make-up artist somewhere currently laughing his/her ass off…

FakaktaSouth September 20, 2012 at 10:25 am

It's got to be his personal folks – did you SEE how WHITE he was at the RNC? He was albino-white, seriously. His eyelashes were actually missing. It drove me CRAZY.

BadKitty904 September 20, 2012 at 10:28 am

Maybe he's changing color as Fall approaches…

MacRaith September 20, 2012 at 10:49 am

And he's headed for a big fall, sure enough.

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm

Are you suggesting that he is the right height?

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

Alabaster is the term.

sullivanst September 20, 2012 at 11:19 am

When Mitt finds his servant is his master…

prommie September 20, 2012 at 10:55 am

You are a genius my dear, this is so obviously true; its the campaign-staff equivalent of jerking off in his soup (which I am sure happens to him more than any man alive).

cheetojeebus September 20, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Teapaw? maybe? he just left the campaign!

ChillBill September 20, 2012 at 10:21 am

Worst Telenovela actor ever.

smashaduck September 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

Oh good, he's ready to molt. Just in time for winter.

Texan_Bulldog September 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

Wow…so it really does rub off onto other people.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Kramer fell asleep in a tanning bed & then had to meet his black girlfriend's parents with really dark face.

Rosie_Scenario September 20, 2012 at 11:48 am

And then he buttered up and was chased by a hungry Newman. There's a Seinfeld reference for every occasion.

Living in Joy September 20, 2012 at 12:30 pm

That's the episode that kills me. They could smell him roasting on the rooftop! Hilarious!

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 2:19 am

Haha – Newman comes into Jerry's apartment where Kramer is after having sunbathed on the roof with the butter and says, "It smells like turkey."

Chow Yun Flat September 20, 2012 at 10:23 am

Usually "shit-faced" means someone got extremely drunk. Since Mormons don't drink that must actually be shit on his face.

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

Dirty Mitt-chez.

Barrelhse September 20, 2012 at 10:24 am
belmontreport September 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

There is a joke in here about how he changes his mind so much that he can't even decide on an ethnicity/skin color, but it isn't funny enough for me to spend anymore time trying to figure out how to word it.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:38 pm

Etch a Tan?

No, not really funny.

Shake and Bake?

Oblios_Cap September 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

What he really needed to connect with those voters was to sport a Dirty Sanchez. That would have won him the vegatarian burrito eaters' votes.

fawkedifiknow September 20, 2012 at 10:24 am

Did he mention that the last time he was with this many Hispanics, he was doing a fund raiser at a catered dinner in West Palm last May, and there must have been a dozen waiters and who knows how many dishwashers in the kitchen?

Mitt is smooth that way.

Sharkey September 20, 2012 at 10:25 am

He has no lips and what is wrong with his teeth!?!!??

BadKitty904 September 20, 2012 at 10:29 am

Perhaps they filed down his fangs?

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 10:25 am

Apparently, Patricia Krentcil, the Tanning Mom, is an advisor for tanning affairs.

YasserArraFeck September 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

is he going to wear a fake beard when he campaigns among the Amish?

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 10:36 am

Rafalca will come in handy then. Amish will be all WTF, why can't that horse stand still?

deanbooth September 20, 2012 at 10:41 pm

Fake? He's a regular Zelig.

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

I can't wait for him to court the Irish vote – will he be green or orange?…..

weejee September 20, 2012 at 10:34 am

Mitt's chaiseing the Paddy O'Furniture voting block?

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 10:36 am

chaiseing – are you really going there?…is this an end table run around?…

Guppy September 20, 2012 at 10:39 am

He's tone-deaf enough to go orange.

YasserArraFeck September 20, 2012 at 10:42 am

Will never happen – Mittens doesn't drink

MissTaken September 20, 2012 at 11:22 am

He'll be both Black and Tan, they love some Black and Tans in Ireland. Love it.

Generation[redacted] September 20, 2012 at 4:23 pm

I've been told to never order a black and tan at an Irish pub. Now I know why.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:54 am

Orange, no doubt.

no_gravity September 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

Mittz looks like he lost about 20 lbs this week, I guess those vegetarian burritos are doing their job.

PubOption September 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm

And he has created a job for a toilet cleaner.

Poindexter718 September 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

He told the makeup lady: "Just make sure I don't look pasty white, like Nixon" and, voila!

Mumbletypeg September 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

It's Ann's turn next, for appealing to their base among the blue people of backwoods Kentucky.
The inbreeding was caused by, among other reasons, "lack of roads" — so Ann's equestrian skills are a given for penetrating these remote regions.

Radiotherapy September 20, 2012 at 11:24 am

Well she is a blue blood after all.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Please, don't talk about Ann Romney and penetrating remote regions in the same sentence.

LibertyLover September 20, 2012 at 10:26 am

Can't wait for Romney to mix up his hair dye with his tanning gel – his hair will be orange and he will be in black-face (which should go over well with the 0% of African-Americans that already approve of him).

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 10:43 am

We call that The Trump Makeover.

johnnymeatworth September 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

To be fair, "Illegal Alien" is his favorite Genesis song….

Sharkey September 20, 2012 at 10:27 am

Maybe he just had too many vegetarian breakfast burritos that day.

weejee September 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

That or perhaps jaundice? That would be surprising since Mittens being a good Mormon, no drugz or booze, his liver has never really had to do any heavy lifting.

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 12:28 pm

You'd have to eat a fuckload of carrots to turn that color.

johnnyzhivago September 20, 2012 at 10:28 am

Where the hell is his sombrero?

johnnymeatworth September 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

"Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?"

no_gravity September 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

Please, don't be so pedestrian. It would be the urban sombrero.

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 11:02 am

Rationalists, wearing square hats,
Think, in square rooms,
Looking at the floor,
Looking at the ceiling.
They confine themselves
To right-angled triangles.
If they tried rhomboids,
Cones, waving lines, ellipses —
As, for example, the ellipse of the half-moon —
Rationalists would wear sombreros.

W Stevens

Wilcoxyz September 20, 2012 at 10:28 am

No sombrero? His campaign has given up.

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 10:42 am

Cactus and bottle of tequila or GTFO.

MosesInvests September 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Burro, also, too.

arihaya September 20, 2012 at 10:30 am

It's good to see that Romney spent that Rafalca tax deduction on tanning machine

sbj1964 September 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

From the videos Mitt may have a problem getting the Latino vote since Mormons seem to kill Mexicans.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 20, 2012 at 10:31 am

His skin is darker than his lips. That just aint right.

prommie September 20, 2012 at 11:12 am

Naked squirrel.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 20, 2012 at 11:19 am

10-4 good buddy.

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:41 pm

What, is that the name of that lip gloss?

BadKitty904 September 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

I'm just hoping no one explains to him that "chupacabra" is *not* the Spanish word for "lawyer"…

actor212 September 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

Well, not the polite one, at any rate.

zippy_w_pinhead September 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Hey, how's it going, pendeckos? My very good friends!

Boojum September 20, 2012 at 1:42 pm

And when the waiter says "puta" he doesn't mean "put your glass here."

johnnyzhivago September 20, 2012 at 10:32 am

Prediction: Romney takes the $300M in campaign cash and skips town to the Caymans. The whole thing was just the slickest pyramid scheme in history.

BadKitty904 September 20, 2012 at 10:35 am

I'm betting we can expect millions in Romney PAC money to somehow mysteriously "disappear" after he loses…

Veritas78 September 20, 2012 at 9:35 pm

This is no longer even improbable.

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 2:23 am

Actually, the last 30 years of the Republicons have been the slickest pyramid scheme/heist in the history of the world and the fukkers are getting away with it.

ManchuCandidate September 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

Once you fake tint brown, you're staying a clown.

Serolf_Divad September 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

You know, if you squint just right, Romney kinda looks a teensy bit like Miguel de la Madrid. Maybe it's the white sideburns. Or maybe it's that his dad was born in a Mexican polygamist commune.

LibertyLover September 20, 2012 at 10:33 am

Mitt's looking pretty grey in that picture… and he isn't even President.

johnnyzhivago September 20, 2012 at 10:34 am

Did I hear Romney on the tape tell those fatcats to make their checks out to "Citizens Against Socialist Haters – or just abbreviate it C.A.S.H."????????

thatsitfortheother1 September 20, 2012 at 10:35 am

"Some of my friends own Mexicans."

Terry September 20, 2012 at 10:36 am

"Mitt Romney saw some Mexicans yesterday, at a Univision forum where he said “Illegal aliens” and all of Twitter got judgmental, as if saying “undocumented immigrants” was going to win Mitt points with his base, "

Could have been worse. He might have said "my grandfather's former servants".

freakishlywrong September 20, 2012 at 10:36 am

He can fake bake all he wants. Messicuns are deeply aware that he pals around with that terr'ist Kris Kobach. And lied about it.

GunToting[Redacted] September 20, 2012 at 10:37 am

What can Brown do for you?

CrankyLttlCamperette September 20, 2012 at 11:43 am

Lose him the election?

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm

No lie; this is how my (brown) brother-in-law approaches women at bars.

HistoriCat September 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm

A built in pick-up line? This just proves that there is no group so disadvantaged as white men.

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 2:25 am

My brother found out we were 1/32 Cherokee Indian, so his pick-up line is, "Do you have any Indian in you?" "Would you like some?"

Toomush_Infer September 20, 2012 at 10:39 am

How can you doubt his sincerity? You heard the tape: he really wants to be Latino…..his political future would be so much easier….

BornInATrailer September 20, 2012 at 10:41 am

It's like he got the anal bleaching instructions backwards and now his whole body is taint tone.

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 10:41 am

He's just proving how much easier it is when you are Latino.

Chow Yun Flat September 20, 2012 at 10:42 am

For a moment there I thought Univision was running an old tape of Cesar Chavez.

Jerri September 20, 2012 at 10:42 am

A political event is no place for George Hamilton cosplay, Mittens!

Sharkey September 20, 2012 at 10:43 am

It's like a … discoloration. It's brown.

I would get that checked out if I were you.

ph7 September 20, 2012 at 10:48 am

Maybe he's trying to secure back-up employment as a Univision game show host. He's got the hair, and I bet his Mormon training would allow him to remain focused despite being surrounded by a flock of thong wearing hostesses onstage.

randcoolcatdaddy September 20, 2012 at 10:49 am

OMG! It's the Most Uninteresting Man in the World!

BarackMyWorld September 20, 2012 at 10:54 am

"I don't usually say things I honestly think….but when I do, they're totally offensive."

BaldarTFlagass September 20, 2012 at 10:49 am

Should have had Cheech Marin advise him on some spanish phrases to use.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIdtwKgjLPY
"Hey Pendeckos!!!"

MosesInvests September 20, 2012 at 11:17 am

My temperature risin'…Que la chinga!

Slim_Pickins September 20, 2012 at 10:51 am

That's why Lurch hasn't been doing much campaigning, he's been working on his tan.

BarackMyWorld September 20, 2012 at 10:51 am

Look at the area around his eye…was he wearing an eye patch while being spray tanned?

schvitzatura September 20, 2012 at 11:01 am

Yesterday was "Speak Like a Pirate Day", right?

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 12:32 pm

They make you wear little goggles.

Chet Kincaid_ September 20, 2012 at 10:56 am

"Nice to see so many upstanding, white-ish conservative Cubans in the crowd today! I know there's no busboys with hidden iPhone cameras out there, you're the good ones ha ha ha ha!"

Hamburger_Pimp September 20, 2012 at 10:58 am

Zoom in on his lapel pin – not sure but it looks like he pasted the aguila from the Mejican flag over the stripes on the gabacho one. Tio Tacos is back in town!

barto September 20, 2012 at 11:01 am

Me llamo Mierda Rdinero y quiero ser tu amigo, amigo! That oughtta do 'er.

mrblifil September 20, 2012 at 11:02 am

Q: Si? Sy?

A: Sy. Si…

mrblifil September 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

C'mon is this thing even on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9s8U0O0XPE

prommie September 20, 2012 at 11:04 am

I am just gonna reiterate this here, Fakakta said it, and once you think on it you know its true, this fucking ratbastard shitstick fuckwad must be the constant victim of more "fragging" by the staff we all know he can't help but abuse than any man who ever walked the earth. I bet his doctors chill the medical instruments and smear their gloved hand with jalapeno before checking his prostate roughly. I am sure he has had more "cream" in his cream soups than any man alive, more hairs and spit and floor-grease in his food than any person to walk the earth. I am sure he so alienates every single person who has to serve him in any way to such an extent that he is the constant unaware recipient of little gifts of grossness and insult. Like this makeup job.

Mapmonger September 20, 2012 at 11:08 am

… That was like hearing Howl for the first time. Beautiful.

prommie September 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Awwww! That was a nice thing to say.

MissTaken September 20, 2012 at 11:25 am

Gawd I sure hope so. Because if someone on his staff put him out there looking like this for real, and not as a joke, they are truly the biggest bunch of incompetents to ever run a campaign. For fucks sake, here at work we give people the once-over to check for boogers and spinach in teeth before letting them meet with anyone, and we are not important at all.

Calapine September 20, 2012 at 6:23 pm

Well, I think it was done on purpose.

More brown = Appeal to Mexicans, must have been the thinking.
It's just what Mitt always does: pander in a very obvious and insulting fashion.

ahnc September 20, 2012 at 11:14 am

Mitt has wrapped up the John Boehner Tanning Bed vote.

sullivanst September 20, 2012 at 11:15 am

Tha Donald thinks Mitt looks very classy in brownface.

Dildeaux September 20, 2012 at 11:16 am

Brownface applied?

Now the campaign is just fucking with an obviously developmentally challenged individual.

Incitefully_Joe September 20, 2012 at 11:23 am

In what is probably completely unrelated news, Joe Arpaio asked to see Mitt Romney's birth certificate, suddenly.

Hamburger_Pimp September 20, 2012 at 11:26 am

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Alberto Jolson!

DahBoner September 20, 2012 at 11:29 am

HEADLINE: ROMNEY BELIEVES IN ALIENS, SAYS THEY ARE 'ILLEGAL'

Yeah, but who's going to stop them, Commander Morani?

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm

Actually, if he used the term "undocumented aliens", wouldn't that refer to people who can't prove they're aliens?

fuflans September 20, 2012 at 11:34 am

at this point, lindsey lohan looks like a viable alternative.

cheetojeebus September 20, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Mmm side boob….

LibrarianX September 20, 2012 at 11:40 am

The thought of how he might look while addressing NOW will give me nightmares.

eggsacklywright September 20, 2012 at 11:45 am

Mittz in drag. The mind boggles.

Sacanagem September 20, 2012 at 1:07 pm

But what will his drag name be?? If the same rules apply, first name is your first pet, last name is the street you grew up on…

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:29 pm

NO TITZ!!! GTFO!!!

comrad_darkness September 20, 2012 at 11:46 am

Si se puede.

DemmeFatale September 20, 2012 at 11:54 am

As these seem to be daily fuck-ups, I can't wait to see what'll happen tomorrow!!
(Actually, I don't know how much more of this I can stand.)

Peckerwood_Pete September 20, 2012 at 11:58 am

Looks more like John Kerry when he went "orange face" during the 04 election.

Aquarianne17 September 20, 2012 at 12:07 pm

That's the effect of too much brown-nosing after your true feelings are revealed.

MinAgain September 20, 2012 at 12:25 pm

What can brown do for you?

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:57 am

Well, he can start by getting the hell off stage, thank you very much.

Living in Joy September 20, 2012 at 12:35 pm

He literally looks shit-faced!

GregComlish September 20, 2012 at 12:37 pm

What the hell flag is he wearing next to his American flag lapel?? The only two flags that are approved for lapel use by our political culture are the American flag or an American flag/Israeli flag combo. Everything else is just elitism and/or brown people.

owhatever September 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm

Some of my best friends own Mexicans, and I like to fire them. I saw that girl and her zebra in Tijuana once. It was really just a donkey painted with stripes, but still. So y'all come over and pick lettuce, then go back home at night. Okay? Cool.

zippy_w_pinhead September 20, 2012 at 12:47 pm

That isn't spray tan, it's the worlds biggest skidmark…

littlebigdaddy September 20, 2012 at 1:01 pm

So…next thing you know his hair's going to turn that shade of blond favored by the mean girls? Maybe he can try Uggs and hotpants too!

littlebigdaddy September 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm

People just wait until he goes on a Chinese language program in California!

LibrarianX September 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Needs more clown nose.

Baba_NinjaCat12 September 20, 2012 at 1:49 pm

On his next campaign stop, he will dress up as a Klingon to get the Klingon vote. Can you say, yIHarQo'! nepwI' ghaH!

ElPinche September 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm

I can't wait for his BET gig.

vodkamuppet September 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

That picture, The Onion is going out of business if Romney keeps this up. How do you out do that?

BruceMcBruce September 20, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Bain De Soleil for that St. Tropez Tan

VeraSevera September 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

Hey said he wished he was Latino…but no, he wouldn't, he couldn't, do you think?

bobbert September 20, 2012 at 3:19 pm

The Least Interesting Tan in the World.

cpierson72 September 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm

I swear to God, I think I can see the pink circles around his eyes where goggles would go while getting spray-tanned.

If only he'd been this desperate when he spoke before the NAACP, we'd have beheld (beholden? behelden?) some serious magic.

thefrontpage September 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm

For some reason, he also started talking like Speedy Gonzalez and he started singing the Frito Bandito theme song. Ay, yi, yi, yi, I am the Frito Bandito!!!

Everyone!

Ay, yi, yi, yi, I am the Frito Bandito!!

finallyhappy September 20, 2012 at 4:12 pm

truly gangnam style!! Read aobut South Korean men and make-up(I saw it on the internet so it is true)

Generation[redacted] September 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm

Money Badger doesn't give a shit. Look at him go right into that nest of angry Messicans. "Thanks for the votes, assholes! Now go self deport!" Money Badger is a bad-ass.

Self-Uploader September 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm

It was all just a crazy coincidence, like that time Kramer tanned too much before meeting his African American girlfriend's family.

mbobier September 20, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Well, he DID say he thought it might be easier for him to get elected if he were Latino….

LibrarianX September 20, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Too awesome not to share:
http://lucilleandmitt.tumblr.com/

ttommyunger September 20, 2012 at 6:39 pm

At long last, sir, have you no sense of shame?

Stubenville September 20, 2012 at 6:46 pm

Did Mittens appear in a minstrel show afterwards?

drconspiracy September 20, 2012 at 9:21 pm

¿Quién es más macho?

Veritas78 September 20, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Okay, wait a sec. I got through this whole thread assuming that picture was 'shopped, but it's for real? He actually "tanned" himself prior to going before going on Univision? Oh dear lord, what a loser.

Isyaignert September 21, 2012 at 2:30 am

Did you notice he selected his darkest-skinned son to be on stage with him? I hope people are smart enough to see through this crap, but then again, they're Republicans, so they're stoooopid. Even Rick Santorum said the smart people won't vote for them.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:48 am

He can't do anything right, can he?

I'm just glad that he didn't do this at the NAACP event he went to.

Negropolis September 21, 2012 at 2:51 am

He's..he's…rusting!

snausages773 September 24, 2012 at 10:48 pm

It's funny because – even with all that makeup – I still want to poo on his face.

FakaktaSouth September 20, 2012 at 10:53 am

Or America is. Come on Eric, screw him to the wall baby…

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