NEW YORK STATE OF MIND  4:24 pm September 19, 2012

White People Correct: This Black Man Is The Real Racist

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

All the single ladies (in hell)Wonkette superoperative Limey Lizzie sends us this lovely snapshot from her Harlem home. His Holiness James David Manning, of ATLAH Church in Harlem, who previously said Gingrich and Romney had black fathers but apparently never addressed the parentage or heritage of one Bob Barr, who is totally passing? — has a message for the black men of Harlem: save the women from their strumpety fate, please. (This has something to do with Obama pimping white women, we are fairly sure.)

Here are 14 minutes of Manning’s greatest hits, including possibly the greatest (and right at the beginning!) “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

So white people are correct once again: black people are the real racists. Except for Herman Cain, who explains that Chris Matthews is the real racist because he said Mitt Romney was a racist, so Herman Cain will not go on Matthews’ racist TV show, where he is racist by saying Mitt Romney is racist. Eh, we would have done a post on that, but the video was really boring and also it turns out it is three weeks old. (Good job, TIPSTER.) The end.

 
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ChernobylSoup September 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm

You know who else worships on Saturdays?

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Jesus?

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Seventh Day Adventists?

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2012 at 4:33 pm

Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbas!!!

Baconzgood September 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Well they can unpost it!

starfanglednut September 19, 2012 at 4:38 pm

That sounds so great.

rocktonsam September 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

damn, whats left for a jew to do on a saturday?

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Fuck

Jus_Wonderin September 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Was that the use of the verb or the interjection.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 6:44 pm

If you are doing it right, its work.

weejee September 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Baldar, if you can't roll, can you at least rock??!!??

MosesInvests September 19, 2012 at 10:42 pm

Nu, so what shul do you davven at?

MosesInvests September 19, 2012 at 10:43 pm

Shabbat was especially great in college-the one day a week when I didn't feel guilty about blowing off schoolwork.

rocktonsam September 19, 2012 at 4:33 pm

college football fans?

BadKitty904 September 19, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Golfers?

Baconzgood September 19, 2012 at 4:38 pm

I don't know but I do know that Saturday's are all right for fighting.

Callyson September 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Club kids?

ManchuCandidate September 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm

SATan

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Jerry Sandusky!

Oh. Sorry. I thought that said "preys"…

weejee September 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm

Careful or they'll send you to the showers.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Elton John? No, that's fighting.

DahBoner September 20, 2012 at 7:33 am

Sabado Gigante?

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm

Atlah Shrugs.

Misty Malarky September 19, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Ho ho!

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm

If you had been in Harlem on a Saturday, Editrix Dearest, we could have gone to church here , for the hatred ,and then walked down the street to Amy Ruth's for the waffles.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Do they have mother fucking ice tea?

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm

The O'Reilly restaurant is Sylvia's.

Maman September 19, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Was that not the most ignorant commentaries from O'Reilly you have ever heard?

miss_grundy September 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Nah, that was just his usual stupid, racist stuff.

pdiddycornchips September 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm

Melba's has much better chicken and waffles.

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm

I am a fan of Amy-Ruth's never go to Sylvia's.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 6:46 pm

I just assumed that was the brand carried by all restaurants Harlem.

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Oh would that it were.

miss_grundy September 19, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Do they serve chicken with the waffles? Because they do in the Southside in Chicago and here in the D.

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Oh yes, that particular dish is called “The Rev.Al Sharpton”! Also good is Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles in Los Angels.

guangho September 19, 2012 at 8:57 pm

I met Reverend Al Sharpton, while also eating Rev,. Al Sharpton.

Chet Kincaid_ September 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I thought you guys were going to make out in the foyer of the church and then blow kisses at Manning when he burst out of the sanctuary in a rage!

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm

It would have more effect if you and I did that, he HATES the black man/white woman thing. I'd be OK with it.

Chet Kincaid_ September 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

The man is a cartoon of pathological self-hatred, how does he have a congregation?!

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 6:05 pm

I have no idea, I know a lot of people in the nieghbourhood but I don't know anyone who attends his church.

Lucidamente1 September 19, 2012 at 5:59 pm

New York Wonkette Meet-up II!

ttommyunger September 19, 2012 at 8:27 pm

I love the smell of Hatred and Waffles in the morning. It smells like…….Shaman Manning. No, wait-that's dirty socks wrapped in burnt bacon……No, wait!

Lucidamente1 September 19, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I think he's ready to move to South Carolina and run for Senate as a Democrat.

Lavenderp September 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm

I'm sure the SC GOP will be delighted to provide funds for any filing fees needed…

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:36 am

Or Tennessee. Or West Virginia.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:29 pm

Louis Farrakhan is smiling somewhere.

So is the Cos

Incitefully_Joe September 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

FUN FACT: this church is LITERALLY a stone's throw away from the historic site of the Malcolm Shabazz Mosque.

So he's smiling from sonewhere pretty nearby is what I'm getting at.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Everything in Harlem is just a stone's throw away, especially yuppies these days.

Incitefully_Joe September 19, 2012 at 6:20 pm

is just a stone's throw away, especially yuppies these days.

I like the way you think, sir!

But no seriously it is like a block and a half away, and totally visible from the church. Of course, that color scheme is probably visible from orbit, but that's a different matter really.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 8:30 pm

It is quite gaudy else isn't it? Oh well, not every preacher can be as sophisticated in their scammery as Calvin Butts.

Chet Kincaid_ September 19, 2012 at 5:38 pm

They're both alive, so they wouldn't be hard to find. And Farrakhan doesn't have a problem with Obama or Negroes, it's whites and Jews he can't stand. As for Cos (or "me"), are you referring to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9a685jzCg

doloras September 19, 2012 at 8:28 pm

Church of Scientology?

ttommyunger September 19, 2012 at 8:28 pm

The last time I saw a Farrakhan smile it was on a huge unusually aggressive Water Moccasin, just before I killed it.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:37 am

I'll be happy when he's smiling from hell or the mothership or wherever the hell he's going, but that's just me. Talk about a human that won't let you agree with him no matter how much you want to.

ph7 September 19, 2012 at 4:30 pm

“Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

What confusing me is the nature of His game.

Generation[redacted] September 19, 2012 at 4:32 pm

We shouted out, "Who faps to the FLOTUS?" When after all, it was AOTK.

Tequila Mockingbird September 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Pleased to meet you.

pdiddycornchips September 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm

And just how does this guy know so much about Satan?

Chet Kincaid_ September 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Satan sublets a room in his skull.

pdiddycornchips September 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm

Smart, it's quite spacious I suspect

guangho September 19, 2012 at 8:58 pm

Unfurnished.

Tequila Mockingbird September 19, 2012 at 4:30 pm

Many say Obama's not a real black man, but I still clutch my purse when he comes on the teevee.

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2012 at 4:47 pm

I don't alway play rap music in my car, but if I see a black man when I'm doing so, I turn the volume way down.

YouBetcha September 19, 2012 at 5:09 pm

I clutch something too, but it's not my purse.

Incitefully_Joe September 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I cross to the other side of the street whenever he's in town, but that has a lot more to do with the police barricades and backed-up traffic.

Veritas78 September 19, 2012 at 8:51 pm

But when he sends me an email, I pull out my wallet! Funny how that works.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:39 am

That's some dangerously awesome snark, right there.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 4:30 pm

I am perfectly happy to save women from their strumpety fate one woman at a time. Just send photos, and I will provide you with the date and location of your saving.

emmelemm September 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Hey!

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 6:49 pm

I'm hoping you are far beyond saving.

emmelemm September 19, 2012 at 7:17 pm

Utterly. Please don't let that stop you from trying, repeatedly.

Self-Uploader September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Slow news day?

randcoolcatdaddy September 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Romney has run out of gaffes for today. But, don't worry. Romney will be back tomorrow with all new gaffes with his zany morning gaffe crew. Until then, hang by your thumbs and remember "It's milder."

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Aren't they all?

Not_So_Much September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I quit going to my local church. I felt like they just weren't committed to bringing the Hate.

JerkCade September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

"A lot of black women be sayin' 'don't date a white woman at all.'

(pause)

'Why should you be happy?'"

/ Richard Pryor

ChernobylSoup September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

Hawaiian mobile home parks are the worst.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:40 am

What, with the perfect weather and sweet smelling surf and palm trees and shit.

Maman September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

That is ok, Herman Cain has gone on Stephen Colbert's show without knowing he isn't a journalist so we all win!

BadKitty904 September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

That there's a colorful line o' reasoning…

Trannysurprise September 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm

I think I caught the Atlah vision as Peggy Noonan was looking pretty hot a few posts back.

Or maybe that was my three tequila lunch.

Guppy September 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm

Dame Noonington: Wonkette's Original Hatefuck.

ManchuCandidate September 19, 2012 at 4:33 pm

It's Obama's Blackie Tape… right?

Sharkey September 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

And here I was thinking that if somebody wants to "make a woman unmarried married", they should just ask her.

Lionel[redacted]Esq September 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

“Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

Wait, I thought his mother was really a jackal. Now I'm getting confused. Why can't Satan get his story straight?

ChernobylSoup September 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

The only difference between this guy and about 100,000 white preachers in the South is geography.

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2012 at 4:34 pm

I stopped using Atlah for my insurance ever since that Gilbert Gottfried foofaraw after the Japan quake/tsunami.

ManchuCandidate September 19, 2012 at 4:43 pm

Atlah!

emmelemm September 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Gesundheit!

SorosBot September 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm

Well if I were single I'd like to get some unmarried black women, but a church seems like a strange place to pick them up; I think a bar would be more normal.

PubOption September 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Well, that church doesn't seem normal.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:44 am

Actually, church is where a lot of blahs go trolling for dates.

AlterNewt September 20, 2012 at 12:48 am
Generation[redacted] September 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm

People who call people racist for pointing out racist people pointing out racism are the real racists.

YouBetcha September 19, 2012 at 5:10 pm

I had to diagram that sentence.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm

RACIST!

Lavenderp September 19, 2012 at 5:33 pm

How can you tell?

Baconzgood September 19, 2012 at 4:35 pm

I'm not watching 14 min of douche baggery disguised as christian preaching.

starfanglednut September 19, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Wise choice. It's awful and shouty.

BaldarTFlagass September 19, 2012 at 4:36 pm

That's a really nice-looking building.

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Oh it is beautiful, there are about 6 churches in a 3 block radius and this one is the prize, it's such a pity that this man has his hands on it.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

And they can't afford a snazzier sign? It looks like a HoJos

RadioX September 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm

It looks well-spoken.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm

By my latest calculations (about 5 seconds ago), the lovely old buildings of this dirty old town account for 32.7% of why I wouldn't live anywhere else but NYC.

mull_man September 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm

I would be a shame if anytink was to happen to it. My friend Tony can fix that for you.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:45 am

I'm sure Berlin looked pretty in the late 30's, too. lol

BadKitty904 September 19, 2012 at 4:37 pm

DANG! *Smell* the crazy – http://atlah.org/

Nice to know we honkies haven't cornered the market on psychotic bigotry. Yet.

elviouslyqueer September 19, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Wow. That webpage is super sexay. I detect notes of Red State and Pamela Gellar, mixed with heady overtones of Drudge and Compuserve circa 1992.

PubOption September 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm

I also notice some teabagger-grade punctuation.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 5:10 pm

Did you notice the webmaster credit, one Homer J Simpson?

GunToting[Redacted] September 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

So, this political organization (which also appears to be an investment brokerage) is operating tax-free? That means that they MUST be pro-Obama.

anniegetyerfun September 20, 2012 at 12:01 am

They have an ad for motherfucking ice tea, right at the top.

Antispandex September 19, 2012 at 4:38 pm

Oh, and Abe Lincoln too, also, because, look at those lips. Maybe he wasn't even a Republican…what am I saying? Suspending habius corpus? He was like the origainal mack daddy Republican! And negro…I think. Lips. But hey, I'm not a racist or anything, it's just that the spirit is on me to tell the truth right now. Amen.

BadKitty904 September 19, 2012 at 4:39 pm

Get down, Moses…

CommieLibunatic September 19, 2012 at 4:40 pm

Looking back, I could probably agree that I and my libtard friends said some pretty overheated things about Dubya (calling him Hitler-esque was a bit more credit than he deserved). But all the naked racism aimed at Barry O' is just staggering at this moment in history.

“Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’” Post-racial America, my snark-free ass.

PinkoPopulist September 19, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Making fun of retards, it's acceptable…blacks and gheys, not so much.

starfanglednut September 19, 2012 at 4:41 pm

Needz moar antipsychotics.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm

I'm less about playing strumpets and more about getting my flute on

schvitzatura September 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

KENYANSOCIALISTHUNGLOGORILLAZ!!! AMEN!!!

ffredpalakon September 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Somewhere in Cairo, muslim #1 to muslim #2 watching this video: "Yes, we are the ones with the religion with all the fucked up people. Yes, excellent insight. This man seems a little crazy, yes? Somewhat angry, yes? Maybe you could put him on the cover of your Newsweek, next week? No? Different cover? Which is it, asparagus or naked princess?"

This tape has helped me re-focus my hatred from rich people to what I've hated for a long time, hated always: horrible Chi McBride sitcoms.

rickmaci September 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Just goes to show, batshitfuckingcrazy is colorblind.

kittensdontlie September 19, 2012 at 6:55 pm

Yes, here the half black pot calling the kettle half black. Maybe his father was white trash, thus making all the difference.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

“Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.'"

A brother can't catch a break, can he?

mrpuma2u September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Reading that made my mind race.

weejee September 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Mine just did the simple asplosion.

JohnnyQuick September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

This dude joins Herman Cain and Alan Keyes in the category of black guys who hate Obama in a really really reasonable, batshit-free way.

Oh yeah, also Allen West. The man who permanently ruined the fade.

4TheTurnstiles September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

This guy was among Hillary Clinton's most convincing advocates in the 2008 primary.

KeepFnThatChicken September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

And we listen to people who speak in churches because why…?

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm

They're funny?

KeepFnThatChicken September 19, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Colbert is funny, but we and his audience know he's bullshitting.

Church audience members typically believe what is said there, though.

We need more preachers like Stephen Colbert.

PinkoPopulist September 19, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Yeah well if you want to get all serious about it…it's sad and pathetic that there are even just a few hundred people out there that hang on this dude's every word.

YouBetcha September 19, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Because FIRST AMENDMENT GEORGE WASHINGTON FREEDUMB USA USA USA, that's why.

SayItWithWookies September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

"The Blood of Jesus."

Isn't that what Michael Jackson used to call the wine he'd put in soda cans for the kids?

DemmeFatale September 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm

A San Francisco ice cream place, (Humphrey Slocum). makes the flavor: "Jesus Juice." It's red wine and coke.
I, personally, go for "Secret Breakfast," (bourbon and cornflakes).

SayItWithWookies September 19, 2012 at 5:34 pm

There's always Breakfast of Champions, which is Wheaties and beer.

CrunchyKnee September 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm

Needz moar Mexican titty twisting hipsters for Romney. Also, too.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 4:47 pm

From the totally incomprehensible Atlah Mission Statement:

The message of righteousness is further prescribed to lead and train the members of the community to control and influence all economic, commercial and social strength of the land between the two rivers known as ATLAH. Deuteronomy 28:1-14

The Indigenous people are to be:

Presidents and owners of Banking Institutions.
(Deuteronomy 28:12)

Presidents and Chairmans of Multi-national Corporations.
(Deuteronomy 28:13)

Presidents and Publishers of media outlets.
(Deuteronomy 28:1-14)
http://atlah.org/our-mission-statement/

CrunchyKnee September 19, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Say, if Brother Crazyman is so down with the Dueteronomy old testament teachings, why is he wearing clothing made of mixed fibers? Stone him!

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm

He wears a Koch of many colors.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm

What? No dentists?

Incitefully_Joe September 19, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Only if they are also lawyers and real-estate agents at the same time (Deuterorlymy 4:20-69)

Generation[redacted] September 19, 2012 at 4:52 pm

Needz moar Samuel L Jackson

PinkoPopulist September 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Back to Mesopotamia?

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 10:38 pm

Either that or back to ALEC.

ChernobylSoup September 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Makes sense, but what about the Easter Bunny?

elviouslyqueer September 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm

A local heroin drug addict spoke to him and said," If y’all gonna be a church, you better; "Be-The-Lite." Thus, the mission was formed in the statement and the name, Bethelite. The ATLAH World Missionary Church has become the evangelistic, missionary arm of the parent church, Bethelite.

So the parent church got its name from a heroin addict. No further questions, your honor. The defense rests.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Dig deeper: this clown held a mock trial at Columbia over Obama's transcripts and the CIA. Somewhere in there, he probably tossed in New Coke.

PubOption September 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm

No mention of the Indigenous people running casinos?

GunToting[Redacted] September 19, 2012 at 5:35 pm

I'm still trying to figure out if this is a tax-exempt organization. If so, we have fucking FAILED as a nation.

Guppy September 19, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Consider it a side-effect of making Romney's church tax-exempt.

KeepFnThatChicken September 19, 2012 at 4:47 pm

And suddenly I agree with Reverend Wright. God damn America.

RadioX September 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm

I agreed with him from the very beginning, FWIW.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Goddamn the pusher man.

Lavenderp September 19, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Bring me the head of the preacher man.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:49 am

You don't have to ask, thy will has already been done.

BadKitty904 September 19, 2012 at 4:48 pm

Haters, verily, gonna hate…

Serolf_Divad September 19, 2012 at 4:49 pm

So… you guys think that after this video release Obama's going to toss Rev. James David Manning under the bus just like he did Rev. Jeremia Wright?

Baconzgood September 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm

This guy needs to take it down a notch or two….or a kajillion.

ph7 September 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Sometimes, you need a good lede when the Sunday forecast calls for good weather.

PinkoPopulist September 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm

Looks like I found my new church! Do you think this guy is available to do my wedding on the 29th?

I also dig the worshipping on Saturdays at 11am. No one wants their Sunday hangover/football interrupted for church. I'm pretty sure that's the way God intended it…

RadioX September 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm

C'mon, you know they are not smoking Camel non-filters there!

Chet Kincaid_ September 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm

"Pastor Manning, Warner Brothers is on the line. Something about a new voice for Foghorn Leghorn."

Estproph September 19, 2012 at 4:59 pm

Well, it's official – fundywacko religion makes black people as crazy as white people.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Speaking of strange bedfellows, for the past couple of years Louis Farrakhan has required all Nation of Islam employees and local leaders to take (and of course pay for) Scientology™ courses. (Source: Janet Reitman's recent book "Inside Scientology")

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm

Our Mission was given immediate focus on the 14th September 1991, when the Lord Jesus Christ in a vision during prayer, instructed Pastor Manning to change the name of Harlem, (The world’s most famous ghetto) from Harlem, to, ATLAH: ALL THE LAND ANOINTED HOLY.

I dunno. "Harlem" is catchier

Incitefully_Joe September 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Also, I'm pretty sure the world's most famous ghetto was in Poland.

MosesInvests September 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm

But the original was in Rome.

Guppy September 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

This name-change from a guy from Canaan Judah Israel Judah Israel Judea.

Lavenderp September 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm

ALL THE LAND ANOINTED HOLY Globetrotters just doesn't sound right…

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 6:51 pm

"And the Meadowlark shall lay down with the lamb."

mrblifil September 19, 2012 at 5:04 pm

This is what we get from NY instead of pictures of nude Wonkettes cavorting in some west side bar, as promised but yet to be delivered? I'm calling bullshit.

skmind September 19, 2012 at 5:06 pm

Maybe Perry and he could tag team Satan together.

LibrarianX September 19, 2012 at 5:27 pm

Well, he seems nice.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:47 pm

In a cross the street when you see him coming kind of way.

Joshua Norton September 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Wonkette superoperative

Do "superoperatives" get to wear a cape?

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Oh I fucking hope so.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 5:45 pm

I told the Mesopotamians that this whole Manichean good/bad light/dark thing wasn't going to end well, but did they listen?

Incitefully_Joe September 19, 2012 at 5:49 pm

How come I never get credit, the various times that I've sent this guy in as a tip? Is it because I'm not hott and british like LimeyLizzie?

Racists.

bobbert September 19, 2012 at 5:53 pm

Because you've never crashed at LL's apartment?

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 6:14 pm

That could be so.

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 6:14 pm

You are hot and brown like a delicious cup of cocoa.

Limeylizzie September 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Plus this church is about 3 blocks from my apartment.

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:52 am

Well, you know what that means. Elocution lessons from Michael Caine.

HelmutNewton September 19, 2012 at 6:58 pm

Sounds like SOMEONE is secretly jealous of Barry…

chascates September 19, 2012 at 7:08 pm

I bet they have an awesome choir though.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 7:38 pm

I'm sure His High Hokiness would agree with me that NASA should be abolished, because one of these days — and yea verily and a bottle of rum that day will be soon — a rocket is going to hit the canopy of stars and send them all crashing to earth and kill the first born sons, which would be nothing less than a cosmic abortion.

ttommyunger September 19, 2012 at 8:33 pm

Shit fire and save matches! Thanks so much for reminding me of local has-been fuckwad Bob Barr. He can pass the brown bag test with flying colors, but that face still gives him away. Ten pounds of asshole stuffed in a five-pound bag.

TribecaMike September 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm

Will these 53%ers never learn to keep their traps shut?

ttommyunger September 19, 2012 at 9:06 pm

In a word: NO.

ingloriousbytch September 19, 2012 at 10:10 pm

Looks like Stanley from The Office is moonlighting as an asshole preacher. No pretzel day for him.

fuflans September 19, 2012 at 10:32 pm

if satan has enemies like this guy and rick perry, i'm all for satan.

An Asexual Ungulate September 19, 2012 at 11:25 pm

It's Uncle Ruckus (no relation)!

Negropolis September 20, 2012 at 12:36 am

Is there a hate so heavy that even the good lord can't lift it?

Pastor Manning, Terry Jones called. He wants his irrational hate back.

TribecaMike September 20, 2012 at 1:24 am

After scanning just a couple of Manning's videos, I have to wonder if there's a Thorazine shortage in this country.

actor212 September 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm

Both, based on Baldar

guangho September 19, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Disagree.

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