White People Correct: This Black Man Is The Real Racist

  new york state of mind

All the single ladies (in hell)Wonkette superoperative Limey Lizzie sends us this lovely snapshot from her Harlem home. His Holiness James David Manning, of ATLAH Church in Harlem, who previously said Gingrich and Romney had black fathers but apparently never addressed the parentage or heritage of one Bob Barr, who is totally passing? — has a message for the black men of Harlem: save the women from their strumpety fate, please. (This has something to do with Obama pimping white women, we are fairly sure.)

Here are 14 minutes of Manning’s greatest hits, including possibly the greatest (and right at the beginning!) “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

So white people are correct once again: black people are the real racists. Except for Herman Cain, who explains that Chris Matthews is the real racist because he said Mitt Romney was a racist, so Herman Cain will not go on Matthews’ racist TV show, where he is racist by saying Mitt Romney is racist. Eh, we would have done a post on that, but the video was really boring and also it turns out it is three weeks old. (Good job, TIPSTER.) The end.

Related

 
Related video

About the author

Rebecca is the editor and publisher of Wonkette. She is the author of Commie Girl in the O.C., a collection of her OC Weekly columns, and the former editor of LA CityBeat. Go visit her Commie Girl Collective, and follow her on the Twitter!

View all articles by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hola wonkerados.

To improve site performance, we did a thing. It could be up to three minutes before your comment appears. DON'T KEEP RETRYING, OKAY?

Also, if you are a new commenter, your comment may never appear. This is probably because we hate you.

196 comments

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbas!!!

      1. MosesInvests

        Shabbat was especially great in college-the one day a week when I didn't feel guilty about blowing off schoolwork.

  1. Limeylizzie

    If you had been in Harlem on a Saturday, Editrix Dearest, we could have gone to church here , for the hatred ,and then walked down the street to Amy Ruth's for the waffles.

    1. miss_grundy

      Do they serve chicken with the waffles? Because they do in the Southside in Chicago and here in the D.

      1. Limeylizzie

        Oh yes, that particular dish is called “The Rev.Al Sharpton”! Also good is Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles in Los Angels.

      1. Limeylizzie

        It would have more effect if you and I did that, he HATES the black man/white woman thing. I'd be OK with it.

          1. Limeylizzie

            I have no idea, I know a lot of people in the nieghbourhood but I don't know anyone who attends his church.

    2. ttommyunger

      I love the smell of Hatred and Waffles in the morning. It smells like…….Shaman Manning. No, wait-that's dirty socks wrapped in burnt bacon……No, wait!

        1. Incitefully_Joe

          is just a stone's throw away, especially yuppies these days.

          I like the way you think, sir!

          But no seriously it is like a block and a half away, and totally visible from the church. Of course, that color scheme is probably visible from orbit, but that's a different matter really.

          1. TribecaMike

            It is quite gaudy else isn't it? Oh well, not every preacher can be as sophisticated in their scammery as Calvin Butts.

    1. ttommyunger

      The last time I saw a Farrakhan smile it was on a huge unusually aggressive Water Moccasin, just before I killed it.

    2. Negropolis

      I'll be happy when he's smiling from hell or the mothership or wherever the hell he's going, but that's just me. Talk about a human that won't let you agree with him no matter how much you want to.

  2. ph7

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

    What confusing me is the nature of His game.

  3. Tequila Mockingbird

    Many say Obama's not a real black man, but I still clutch my purse when he comes on the teevee.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      I don't alway play rap music in my car, but if I see a black man when I'm doing so, I turn the volume way down.

    1. randcoolcatdaddy

      Romney has run out of gaffes for today. But, don't worry. Romney will be back tomorrow with all new gaffes with his zany morning gaffe crew. Until then, hang by your thumbs and remember "It's milder."

  4. JerkCade

    "A lot of black women be sayin' 'don't date a white woman at all.'

    (pause)

    'Why should you be happy?'"

    / Richard Pryor

  5. Trannysurprise

    I think I caught the Atlah vision as Peggy Noonan was looking pretty hot a few posts back.

    Or maybe that was my three tequila lunch.

  6. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

    Wait, I thought his mother was really a jackal. Now I'm getting confused. Why can't Satan get his story straight?

  7. BaldarTFlagass

    I stopped using Atlah for my insurance ever since that Gilbert Gottfried foofaraw after the Japan quake/tsunami.

  8. SorosBot

    Well if I were single I'd like to get some unmarried black women, but a church seems like a strange place to pick them up; I think a bar would be more normal.

  9. Generation[redacted]

    People who call people racist for pointing out racist people pointing out racism are the real racists.

    1. Limeylizzie

      Oh it is beautiful, there are about 6 churches in a 3 block radius and this one is the prize, it's such a pity that this man has his hands on it.

    2. TribecaMike

      By my latest calculations (about 5 seconds ago), the lovely old buildings of this dirty old town account for 32.7% of why I wouldn't live anywhere else but NYC.

    1. elviouslyqueer

      Wow. That webpage is super sexay. I detect notes of Red State and Pamela Gellar, mixed with heady overtones of Drudge and Compuserve circa 1992.

    2. GunToting[Redacted]

      So, this political organization (which also appears to be an investment brokerage) is operating tax-free? That means that they MUST be pro-Obama.

  10. Antispandex

    Oh, and Abe Lincoln too, also, because, look at those lips. Maybe he wasn't even a Republican…what am I saying? Suspending habius corpus? He was like the origainal mack daddy Republican! And negro…I think. Lips. But hey, I'm not a racist or anything, it's just that the spirit is on me to tell the truth right now. Amen.

  11. CommieLibunatic

    Looking back, I could probably agree that I and my libtard friends said some pretty overheated things about Dubya (calling him Hitler-esque was a bit more credit than he deserved). But all the naked racism aimed at Barry O' is just staggering at this moment in history.

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’” Post-racial America, my snark-free ass.

  12. ffredpalakon

    Somewhere in Cairo, muslim #1 to muslim #2 watching this video: "Yes, we are the ones with the religion with all the fucked up people. Yes, excellent insight. This man seems a little crazy, yes? Somewhat angry, yes? Maybe you could put him on the cover of your Newsweek, next week? No? Different cover? Which is it, asparagus or naked princess?"

    This tape has helped me re-focus my hatred from rich people to what I've hated for a long time, hated always: horrible Chi McBride sitcoms.

    1. kittensdontlie

      Yes, here the half black pot calling the kettle half black. Maybe his father was white trash, thus making all the difference.

  13. actor212

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.'"

    A brother can't catch a break, can he?

  14. JohnnyQuick

    This dude joins Herman Cain and Alan Keyes in the category of black guys who hate Obama in a really really reasonable, batshit-free way.

    Oh yeah, also Allen West. The man who permanently ruined the fade.

      1. KeepFnThatChicken

        Colbert is funny, but we and his audience know he's bullshitting.

        Church audience members typically believe what is said there, though.

        We need more preachers like Stephen Colbert.

        1. PinkoPopulist

          Yeah well if you want to get all serious about it…it's sad and pathetic that there are even just a few hundred people out there that hang on this dude's every word.

    1. DemmeFatale

      A San Francisco ice cream place, (Humphrey Slocum). makes the flavor: "Jesus Juice." It's red wine and coke.
      I, personally, go for "Secret Breakfast," (bourbon and cornflakes).

  15. TribecaMike

    From the totally incomprehensible Atlah Mission Statement:

    The message of righteousness is further prescribed to lead and train the members of the community to control and influence all economic, commercial and social strength of the land between the two rivers known as ATLAH. Deuteronomy 28:1-14

    The Indigenous people are to be:

    Presidents and owners of Banking Institutions.
    (Deuteronomy 28:12)

    Presidents and Chairmans of Multi-national Corporations.
    (Deuteronomy 28:13)

    Presidents and Publishers of media outlets.
    (Deuteronomy 28:1-14)
    http://atlah.org/our-mission-statement/

    1. CrunchyKnee

      Say, if Brother Crazyman is so down with the Dueteronomy old testament teachings, why is he wearing clothing made of mixed fibers? Stone him!

    2. elviouslyqueer

      A local heroin drug addict spoke to him and said," If y’all gonna be a church, you better; "Be-The-Lite." Thus, the mission was formed in the statement and the name, Bethelite. The ATLAH World Missionary Church has become the evangelistic, missionary arm of the parent church, Bethelite.

      So the parent church got its name from a heroin addict. No further questions, your honor. The defense rests.

    3. GunToting[Redacted]

      I'm still trying to figure out if this is a tax-exempt organization. If so, we have fucking FAILED as a nation.

  16. Serolf_Divad

    So… you guys think that after this video release Obama's going to toss Rev. James David Manning under the bus just like he did Rev. Jeremia Wright?

  17. PinkoPopulist

    Looks like I found my new church! Do you think this guy is available to do my wedding on the 29th?

    I also dig the worshipping on Saturdays at 11am. No one wants their Sunday hangover/football interrupted for church. I'm pretty sure that's the way God intended it…

    1. TribecaMike

      Speaking of strange bedfellows, for the past couple of years Louis Farrakhan has required all Nation of Islam employees and local leaders to take (and of course pay for) Scientology™ courses. (Source: Janet Reitman's recent book "Inside Scientology")

  18. actor212

    Our Mission was given immediate focus on the 14th September 1991, when the Lord Jesus Christ in a vision during prayer, instructed Pastor Manning to change the name of Harlem, (The world’s most famous ghetto) from Harlem, to, ATLAH: ALL THE LAND ANOINTED HOLY.

    I dunno. "Harlem" is catchier

  19. mrblifil

    This is what we get from NY instead of pictures of nude Wonkettes cavorting in some west side bar, as promised but yet to be delivered? I'm calling bullshit.

  20. TribecaMike

    I told the Mesopotamians that this whole Manichean good/bad light/dark thing wasn't going to end well, but did they listen?

  21. TribecaMike

    I'm sure His High Hokiness would agree with me that NASA should be abolished, because one of these days — and yea verily and a bottle of rum that day will be soon — a rocket is going to hit the canopy of stars and send them all crashing to earth and kill the first born sons, which would be nothing less than a cosmic abortion.

  22. ttommyunger

    Shit fire and save matches! Thanks so much for reminding me of local has-been fuckwad Bob Barr. He can pass the brown bag test with flying colors, but that face still gives him away. Ten pounds of asshole stuffed in a five-pound bag.

  23. Negropolis

    Is there a hate so heavy that even the good lord can't lift it?

    Pastor Manning, Terry Jones called. He wants his irrational hate back.

    1. TribecaMike

      After scanning just a couple of Manning's videos, I have to wonder if there's a Thorazine shortage in this country.

Comments are closed.