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White People Correct: This Black Man Is The Real Racist

All the single ladies (in hell)Wonkette superoperative Limey Lizzie sends us this lovely snapshot from her Harlem home. His Holiness James David Manning, of ATLAH Church in Harlem, who previously said Gingrich and Romney had black fathers but apparently never addressed the parentage or heritage of one Bob Barr, who is totally passing? — has a message for the black men of Harlem: save the women from their strumpety fate, please. (This has something to do with Obama pimping white women, we are fairly sure.)

Here are 14 minutes of Manning’s greatest hits, including possibly the greatest (and right at the beginning!) “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.'”

So white people are correct once again: black people are the real racists. Except for Herman Cain, who explains that Chris Matthews is the real racist because he said Mitt Romney was a racist, so Herman Cain will not go on Matthews’ racist TV show, where he is racist by saying Mitt Romney is racist. Eh, we would have done a post on that, but the video was really boring and also it turns out it is three weeks old. (Good job, TIPSTER.) The end.

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  • ChernobylSoup

    You know who else worships on Saturdays?

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Jesus?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Seventh Day Adventists?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbas!!!

      • Baconzgood

        Well they can unpost it!

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        That sounds so great.

      • rocktonsam

        damn, whats left for a jew to do on a saturday?

        • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

          Fuck

          • Jus_Wonderin

            Was that the use of the verb or the interjection.

          • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

            Both, based on Baldar

          • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

            If you are doing it right, its work.

          • guangho

            Disagree.

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        Baldar, if you can't roll, can you at least rock??!!??

      • MosesInvests

        Nu, so what shul do you davven at?

      • MosesInvests

        Shabbat was especially great in college-the one day a week when I didn't feel guilty about blowing off schoolwork.

    • rocktonsam

      college football fans?

      • BadKitty904

        Golfers?

    • Baconzgood

      I don't know but I do know that Saturday's are all right for fighting.

    • Callyson

      Club kids?

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      SATan

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      Jerry Sandusky!

      Oh. Sorry. I thought that said "preys"…

      • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

        Careful or they'll send you to the showers.

    • TribecaMike

      Elton John? No, that's fighting.

    • DahBoner

      Sabado Gigante?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Atlah Shrugs.

    • Misty Malarky

      Ho ho!

  • Limeylizzie

    If you had been in Harlem on a Saturday, Editrix Dearest, we could have gone to church here , for the hatred ,and then walked down the street to Amy Ruth's for the waffles.

    • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Do they have mother fucking ice tea?

      • Limeylizzie

        The O'Reilly restaurant is Sylvia's.

        • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

          Was that not the most ignorant commentaries from O'Reilly you have ever heard?

          • miss_grundy

            Nah, that was just his usual stupid, racist stuff.

        • pdiddycornchips

          Melba's has much better chicken and waffles.

          • Limeylizzie

            I am a fan of Amy-Ruth's never go to Sylvia's.

        • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

          I just assumed that was the brand carried by all restaurants Harlem.

          • Limeylizzie

            Oh would that it were.

    • miss_grundy

      Do they serve chicken with the waffles? Because they do in the Southside in Chicago and here in the D.

      • Limeylizzie

        Oh yes, that particular dish is called “The Rev.Al Sharpton”! Also good is Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles in Los Angels.

        • guangho

          I met Reverend Al Sharpton, while also eating Rev,. Al Sharpton.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      I thought you guys were going to make out in the foyer of the church and then blow kisses at Manning when he burst out of the sanctuary in a rage!

      • Limeylizzie

        It would have more effect if you and I did that, he HATES the black man/white woman thing. I'd be OK with it.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

          The man is a cartoon of pathological self-hatred, how does he have a congregation?!

          • Limeylizzie

            I have no idea, I know a lot of people in the nieghbourhood but I don't know anyone who attends his church.

    • Lucidamente1

      New York Wonkette Meet-up II!

    • ttommyunger

      I love the smell of Hatred and Waffles in the morning. It smells like…….Shaman Manning. No, wait-that's dirty socks wrapped in burnt bacon……No, wait!

  • Lucidamente1

    I think he's ready to move to South Carolina and run for Senate as a Democrat.

    • Lavenderp

      I'm sure the SC GOP will be delighted to provide funds for any filing fees needed…

    • Negropolis

      Or Tennessee. Or West Virginia.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Louis Farrakhan is smiling somewhere.

    So is the Cos

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

      FUN FACT: this church is LITERALLY a stone's throw away from the historic site of the Malcolm Shabazz Mosque.

      So he's smiling from sonewhere pretty nearby is what I'm getting at.

      • TribecaMike

        Everything in Harlem is just a stone's throw away, especially yuppies these days.

        • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

          is just a stone's throw away, especially yuppies these days.

          I like the way you think, sir!

          But no seriously it is like a block and a half away, and totally visible from the church. Of course, that color scheme is probably visible from orbit, but that's a different matter really.

          • TribecaMike

            It is quite gaudy else isn't it? Oh well, not every preacher can be as sophisticated in their scammery as Calvin Butts.

    • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

      They're both alive, so they wouldn't be hard to find. And Farrakhan doesn't have a problem with Obama or Negroes, it's whites and Jews he can't stand. As for Cos (or "me"), are you referring to this:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd9a685jzCg

    • doloras

      Church of Scientology?

    • ttommyunger

      The last time I saw a Farrakhan smile it was on a huge unusually aggressive Water Moccasin, just before I killed it.

    • Negropolis

      I'll be happy when he's smiling from hell or the mothership or wherever the hell he's going, but that's just me. Talk about a human that won't let you agree with him no matter how much you want to.

  • ph7

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

    What confusing me is the nature of His game.

    • Generation[redacted]

      We shouted out, "Who faps to the FLOTUS?" When after all, it was AOTK.

    • Tequila Mockingbird

      Pleased to meet you.

    • pdiddycornchips

      And just how does this guy know so much about Satan?

      • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

        Satan sublets a room in his skull.

        • pdiddycornchips

          Smart, it's quite spacious I suspect

        • guangho

          Unfurnished.

  • Tequila Mockingbird

    Many say Obama's not a real black man, but I still clutch my purse when he comes on the teevee.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I don't alway play rap music in my car, but if I see a black man when I'm doing so, I turn the volume way down.

    • YouBetcha

      I clutch something too, but it's not my purse.

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

      I cross to the other side of the street whenever he's in town, but that has a lot more to do with the police barricades and backed-up traffic.

    • Veritas78

      But when he sends me an email, I pull out my wallet! Funny how that works.

    • Negropolis

      That's some dangerously awesome snark, right there.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I am perfectly happy to save women from their strumpety fate one woman at a time. Just send photos, and I will provide you with the date and location of your saving.

    • emmelemm

      Hey!

      • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

        I'm hoping you are far beyond saving.

        • emmelemm

          Utterly. Please don't let that stop you from trying, repeatedly.

  • http://www.marionstein.net Self-Uploader

    Slow news day?

    • randcoolcatdaddy

      Romney has run out of gaffes for today. But, don't worry. Romney will be back tomorrow with all new gaffes with his zany morning gaffe crew. Until then, hang by your thumbs and remember "It's milder."

    • TribecaMike

      Aren't they all?

  • Not_So_Much

    I quit going to my local church. I felt like they just weren't committed to bringing the Hate.

  • JerkCade

    "A lot of black women be sayin' 'don't date a white woman at all.'

    (pause)

    'Why should you be happy?'"

    / Richard Pryor

  • ChernobylSoup

    Hawaiian mobile home parks are the worst.

    • Negropolis

      What, with the perfect weather and sweet smelling surf and palm trees and shit.

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    That is ok, Herman Cain has gone on Stephen Colbert's show without knowing he isn't a journalist so we all win!

  • BadKitty904

    That there's a colorful line o' reasoning…

  • Trannysurprise

    I think I caught the Atlah vision as Peggy Noonan was looking pretty hot a few posts back.

    Or maybe that was my three tequila lunch.

    • Guppy

      Dame Noonington: Wonkette's Original Hatefuck.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    It's Obama's Blackie Tape… right?

  • http://wonkette.com/ Sharkey

    And here I was thinking that if somebody wants to "make a woman unmarried married", they should just ask her.

  • http://www.wonkette.com Lionel[redacted]Esq

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’”

    Wait, I thought his mother was really a jackal. Now I'm getting confused. Why can't Satan get his story straight?

  • ChernobylSoup

    The only difference between this guy and about 100,000 white preachers in the South is geography.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    I stopped using Atlah for my insurance ever since that Gilbert Gottfried foofaraw after the Japan quake/tsunami.

    • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

      Atlah!

      • emmelemm

        Gesundheit!

  • SorosBot

    Well if I were single I'd like to get some unmarried black women, but a church seems like a strange place to pick them up; I think a bar would be more normal.

  • Generation[redacted]

    People who call people racist for pointing out racist people pointing out racism are the real racists.

    • YouBetcha

      I had to diagram that sentence.

    • BigSkullF*ckingDog

      RACIST!

      • Lavenderp

        How can you tell?

  • Baconzgood

    I'm not watching 14 min of douche baggery disguised as christian preaching.

    • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

      Wise choice. It's awful and shouty.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    That's a really nice-looking building.

    • Limeylizzie

      Oh it is beautiful, there are about 6 churches in a 3 block radius and this one is the prize, it's such a pity that this man has his hands on it.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        And they can't afford a snazzier sign? It looks like a HoJos

    • RadioX

      It looks well-spoken.

    • TribecaMike

      By my latest calculations (about 5 seconds ago), the lovely old buildings of this dirty old town account for 32.7% of why I wouldn't live anywhere else but NYC.

    • mull_man

      I would be a shame if anytink was to happen to it. My friend Tony can fix that for you.

    • Negropolis

      I'm sure Berlin looked pretty in the late 30's, too. lol

  • BadKitty904

    DANG! *Smell* the crazy – http://atlah.org/

    Nice to know we honkies haven't cornered the market on psychotic bigotry. Yet.

    • elviouslyqueer

      Wow. That webpage is super sexay. I detect notes of Red State and Pamela Gellar, mixed with heady overtones of Drudge and Compuserve circa 1992.

      • PubOption

        I also notice some teabagger-grade punctuation.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Did you notice the webmaster credit, one Homer J Simpson?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      So, this political organization (which also appears to be an investment brokerage) is operating tax-free? That means that they MUST be pro-Obama.

    • anniegetyerfun

      They have an ad for motherfucking ice tea, right at the top.

  • Antispandex

    Oh, and Abe Lincoln too, also, because, look at those lips. Maybe he wasn't even a Republican…what am I saying? Suspending habius corpus? He was like the origainal mack daddy Republican! And negro…I think. Lips. But hey, I'm not a racist or anything, it's just that the spirit is on me to tell the truth right now. Amen.

    • BadKitty904

      Get down, Moses…

  • CommieLibunatic

    Looking back, I could probably agree that I and my libtard friends said some pretty overheated things about Dubya (calling him Hitler-esque was a bit more credit than he deserved). But all the naked racism aimed at Barry O' is just staggering at this moment in history.

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.’” Post-racial America, my snark-free ass.

    • PinkoPopulist

      Making fun of retards, it's acceptable…blacks and gheys, not so much.

  • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

    Needz moar antipsychotics.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    I'm less about playing strumpets and more about getting my flute on

  • schvitzatura

    KENYANSOCIALISTHUNGLOGORILLAZ!!! AMEN!!!

  • http://italkyoubored.wordpress.com/ ffredpalakon

    Somewhere in Cairo, muslim #1 to muslim #2 watching this video: "Yes, we are the ones with the religion with all the fucked up people. Yes, excellent insight. This man seems a little crazy, yes? Somewhat angry, yes? Maybe you could put him on the cover of your Newsweek, next week? No? Different cover? Which is it, asparagus or naked princess?"

    This tape has helped me re-focus my hatred from rich people to what I've hated for a long time, hated always: horrible Chi McBride sitcoms.

  • rickmaci

    Just goes to show, batshitfuckingcrazy is colorblind.

    • kittensdontlie

      Yes, here the half black pot calling the kettle half black. Maybe his father was white trash, thus making all the difference.

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    “Satan used an African man and a white trash woman to give birth to this wicked spirit called ‘Barack Hussein Obama.'"

    A brother can't catch a break, can he?

  • mrpuma2u

    Reading that made my mind race.

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Mine just did the simple asplosion.

  • JohnnyQuick

    This dude joins Herman Cain and Alan Keyes in the category of black guys who hate Obama in a really really reasonable, batshit-free way.

    Oh yeah, also Allen West. The man who permanently ruined the fade.

  • http://for-the-turnstiles.blogspot.com 4TheTurnstiles

    This guy was among Hillary Clinton's most convincing advocates in the 2008 primary.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    And we listen to people who speak in churches because why…?

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      They're funny?

      • KeepFnThatChicken

        Colbert is funny, but we and his audience know he's bullshitting.

        Church audience members typically believe what is said there, though.

        We need more preachers like Stephen Colbert.

        • PinkoPopulist

          Yeah well if you want to get all serious about it…it's sad and pathetic that there are even just a few hundred people out there that hang on this dude's every word.

    • YouBetcha

      Because FIRST AMENDMENT GEORGE WASHINGTON FREEDUMB USA USA USA, that's why.

  • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

    "The Blood of Jesus."

    Isn't that what Michael Jackson used to call the wine he'd put in soda cans for the kids?

    • http://Wonkette.com DemmeFatale

      A San Francisco ice cream place, (Humphrey Slocum). makes the flavor: "Jesus Juice." It's red wine and coke.
      I, personally, go for "Secret Breakfast," (bourbon and cornflakes).

      • http://lostintarnation.blogspot.com/ SayItWithWookies

        There's always Breakfast of Champions, which is Wheaties and beer.

  • CrunchyKnee

    Needz moar Mexican titty twisting hipsters for Romney. Also, too.

  • TribecaMike

    From the totally incomprehensible Atlah Mission Statement:

    The message of righteousness is further prescribed to lead and train the members of the community to control and influence all economic, commercial and social strength of the land between the two rivers known as ATLAH. Deuteronomy 28:1-14

    The Indigenous people are to be:

    Presidents and owners of Banking Institutions.
    (Deuteronomy 28:12)

    Presidents and Chairmans of Multi-national Corporations.
    (Deuteronomy 28:13)

    Presidents and Publishers of media outlets.
    (Deuteronomy 28:1-14)
    http://atlah.org/our-mission-statement/

    • CrunchyKnee

      Say, if Brother Crazyman is so down with the Dueteronomy old testament teachings, why is he wearing clothing made of mixed fibers? Stone him!

      • TribecaMike

        He wears a Koch of many colors.

    • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

      What? No dentists?

      • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

        Only if they are also lawyers and real-estate agents at the same time (Deuterorlymy 4:20-69)

    • Generation[redacted]

      Needz moar Samuel L Jackson

    • PinkoPopulist

      Back to Mesopotamia?

      • TribecaMike

        Either that or back to ALEC.

    • ChernobylSoup

      Makes sense, but what about the Easter Bunny?

    • elviouslyqueer

      A local heroin drug addict spoke to him and said," If y’all gonna be a church, you better; "Be-The-Lite." Thus, the mission was formed in the statement and the name, Bethelite. The ATLAH World Missionary Church has become the evangelistic, missionary arm of the parent church, Bethelite.

      So the parent church got its name from a heroin addict. No further questions, your honor. The defense rests.

      • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

        Dig deeper: this clown held a mock trial at Columbia over Obama's transcripts and the CIA. Somewhere in there, he probably tossed in New Coke.

    • PubOption

      No mention of the Indigenous people running casinos?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      I'm still trying to figure out if this is a tax-exempt organization. If so, we have fucking FAILED as a nation.

      • Guppy

        Consider it a side-effect of making Romney's church tax-exempt.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    And suddenly I agree with Reverend Wright. God damn America.

    • RadioX

      I agreed with him from the very beginning, FWIW.

    • TribecaMike

      Goddamn the pusher man.

      • Lavenderp

        Bring me the head of the preacher man.

    • Negropolis

      You don't have to ask, thy will has already been done.

  • BadKitty904

    Haters, verily, gonna hate…

  • Serolf_Divad

    So… you guys think that after this video release Obama's going to toss Rev. James David Manning under the bus just like he did Rev. Jeremia Wright?

  • Baconzgood

    This guy needs to take it down a notch or two….or a kajillion.

  • ph7

    Sometimes, you need a good lede when the Sunday forecast calls for good weather.

  • PinkoPopulist

    Looks like I found my new church! Do you think this guy is available to do my wedding on the 29th?

    I also dig the worshipping on Saturdays at 11am. No one wants their Sunday hangover/football interrupted for church. I'm pretty sure that's the way God intended it…

  • RadioX

    C'mon, you know they are not smoking Camel non-filters there!

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/2012/06/introducing-bad-note-millstones-of-jazz.html Chet Kincaid_

    "Pastor Manning, Warner Brothers is on the line. Something about a new voice for Foghorn Leghorn."

  • Estproph

    Well, it's official – fundywacko religion makes black people as crazy as white people.

    • TribecaMike

      Speaking of strange bedfellows, for the past couple of years Louis Farrakhan has required all Nation of Islam employees and local leaders to take (and of course pay for) Scientology™ courses. (Source: Janet Reitman's recent book "Inside Scientology")

  • http://simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com/ actor212

    Our Mission was given immediate focus on the 14th September 1991, when the Lord Jesus Christ in a vision during prayer, instructed Pastor Manning to change the name of Harlem, (The world’s most famous ghetto) from Harlem, to, ATLAH: ALL THE LAND ANOINTED HOLY.

    I dunno. "Harlem" is catchier

    • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

      Also, I'm pretty sure the world's most famous ghetto was in Poland.

      • MosesInvests

        But the original was in Rome.

    • Guppy

      This name-change from a guy from Canaan Judah Israel Judah Israel Judea.

    • Lavenderp

      ALL THE LAND ANOINTED HOLY Globetrotters just doesn't sound right…

      • TribecaMike

        "And the Meadowlark shall lay down with the lamb."

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    This is what we get from NY instead of pictures of nude Wonkettes cavorting in some west side bar, as promised but yet to be delivered? I'm calling bullshit.

  • http://www.themindisaterriblething.com skmind

    Maybe Perry and he could tag team Satan together.

  • LibrarianX

    Well, he seems nice.

    • TribecaMike

      In a cross the street when you see him coming kind of way.

  • http://www.notfrisco.com/colmatales/norton/proclaim.html#declaration Joshua Norton

    Wonkette superoperative

    Do "superoperatives" get to wear a cape?

    • Limeylizzie

      Oh I fucking hope so.

  • TribecaMike

    I told the Mesopotamians that this whole Manichean good/bad light/dark thing wasn't going to end well, but did they listen?

  • http://dismalpseudoscientist.wordpress.com Incitefully_Joe

    How come I never get credit, the various times that I've sent this guy in as a tip? Is it because I'm not hott and british like LimeyLizzie?

    Racists.

    • bobbert

      Because you've never crashed at LL's apartment?

      • Limeylizzie

        That could be so.

    • Limeylizzie

      You are hot and brown like a delicious cup of cocoa.

    • Limeylizzie

      Plus this church is about 3 blocks from my apartment.

    • Negropolis

      Well, you know what that means. Elocution lessons from Michael Caine.

  • HelmutNewton

    Sounds like SOMEONE is secretly jealous of Barry…

  • chascates

    I bet they have an awesome choir though.

  • TribecaMike

    I'm sure His High Hokiness would agree with me that NASA should be abolished, because one of these days — and yea verily and a bottle of rum that day will be soon — a rocket is going to hit the canopy of stars and send them all crashing to earth and kill the first born sons, which would be nothing less than a cosmic abortion.

  • ttommyunger

    Shit fire and save matches! Thanks so much for reminding me of local has-been fuckwad Bob Barr. He can pass the brown bag test with flying colors, but that face still gives him away. Ten pounds of asshole stuffed in a five-pound bag.

    • TribecaMike

      Will these 53%ers never learn to keep their traps shut?

      • ttommyunger

        In a word: NO.

  • ingloriousbytch

    Looks like Stanley from The Office is moonlighting as an asshole preacher. No pretzel day for him.

  • http://inappropriatejobpostings.blogspot.com/ fuflans

    if satan has enemies like this guy and rick perry, i'm all for satan.

  • An Asexual Ungulate

    It's Uncle Ruckus (no relation)!

  • Negropolis

    Is there a hate so heavy that even the good lord can't lift it?

    Pastor Manning, Terry Jones called. He wants his irrational hate back.

    • TribecaMike

      After scanning just a couple of Manning's videos, I have to wonder if there's a Thorazine shortage in this country.