Host for Romney’s ‘Half Of America Can Get Bent’ Speech Is Big Fan Of Sexxytime Pool Parties

by Doktor Zoom

No one from the Romney campaign has come forward to deny that this is EXACTLY what happenedSo it turns out that Mother Jones reporter David Corn has now identified the location and date of that fundraiser where Willard Mittensbjørn Rømney proclaimed that he has no use for 47% of the American people because they are irresponsible layabouts who are so addicted to the government teat that they will of course support Obama. Turns out that the poor-bashing bash was hosted by happy zillionaire Marc Leder, a private equity manager (just like Mittens!), who held the fundraiser in Boca Raton on May 17, 2012. Oh, and Mr. Leder also likes to have nekkid pool parties. Also, too, he was apparently pretty lousy at creating jobs. But did we mention the nekkid pool parties?

Before getting to the nekkid pool parties, Corn cites a New York Times story that says Leder was so impressed by meeting Romney a few years back that he was inspired to start his very own private equity firm, Sun Capital. And wouldn’t you know it, it turns out that, just like Bain, Sun Capital stirred up just a teensy bit of controversy in the way it made its founder wealthy:

In recent years, a large number of the companies that Sun Capital has acquired have run into serious trouble, eliminated jobs or both. Since 2008, some 25 of its companies—roughly one of every five it owns—have filed for bankruptcy. Among the losers was Friendly’s, the restaurant chain known for its Jim Dandy sundaes and Fribble shakes. (Sun Capital was accused by a federal agency of pushing Friendly’s into bankruptcy last year to avoid paying pensions to the chain’s employees; Sun disputes that contention.) Another company that sank into bankruptcy was Real Mex, owner of the Chevy’s restaurant chain. In that case, Mr. Leder lost money for his investors not once, but twice.

Yes, yes, but what about the nekkid pool parties? WELL! Did you see that last night, Mittens held a press avail (where he even interacts with the press!) to do a little damage control? Strange, though, he didn’t actually back away from his statement about those Obama voters who are dependent on the gummint; all he said was that the comments in May were not “elegantly stated.” Yes, go on, Mitt. Tell us how you were quoted out of context when you spoke to all the rich people in the quiet room!

“I am talking about a political process of drawing people in my campaign. … My campaign is about helping people take more responsibility,” Romney said.

“This is ultimately a question about the direction of the country. Do you believe in a government-centered society that provides more and more benefits? Or do you believe instead in a free-enterprise society where people are able to pursue their dreams?”

Oh, well that clarifies everything! We are not sure it was any more elegant, but maybe you’ll figure out how you could have said that better when you’re back in the private sector in a couple months.

OK, so the nekkid pool parties. Yes, those. Apparently, according to the New York Post, Leder’s rented mansion in the Hamptons was notorious for lavish parties in the summer of 2011:

It was as if the Playboy Mansion met the East End at a wild party at private-equity titan Marc Leder’s Bridgehampton estate, where guests cavorted nude in the pool and performed sex acts, scantily dressed Russians danced on platforms and men twirled lit torches to a booming techno beat.

The divorced Sun Capital Partners honcho rented a sprawling beachfront mansion on Surf Side Road for $500,000 for the month of July. Leder’s weekly Friday and Saturday night parties have become the talk of the Hamptons — and he ended them in style last weekend with his wildest bash yet…. the revelry hit a frenzied point [on July 30] before midnight when a male guest described as a “chubby white meathead” and a “tanned” female guest stripped and hopped into the pool naked…. Multiple witnesses say the naked pair continued their show outside the pool and performed sex acts on a chair in front of astonished guests.

Wait, what? Just ONE couple frolicking nekkid and getting sexy? And one of ‘em is a “chubby meathead”? Mannn, talk about disappointing. We do not even think that counts as an “orgy” in Boise, let alone the sybaritic Hamptons. Hell, at the Wonkette Fantasyplex Poolapalooza, a single couple cavorting nekkid and doing the poolside sex on a chair is what we call a “slow Tuesday.”

Damn librul media is over-selling this whole “naked sex parties” angle if you ask us.

[Mother Jones / Politico / New York Post]

 

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Boojum September 18, 2012 at 10:02 am

Of course he is. This is the Family Values Party.

This is also the most favorable thing I've heard about Romney.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 10:10 am

Or the Family Abuse Party. Let's all join FAP.

ChillBill September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

The choice of Florida seems appropriate for such a distinguished event.

weejee September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

fundraiser in Boca Raton

Boca Raton – Mouth of the Rat, that figures.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:39 am

Nice new avatar. Sylvester, the mouse with the musical ear?

weejee September 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Thanks, but the guitar picker actually has a cloven hoof and goes whole hog for the musics.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm

Ah, I see.Little pig, little pig?

ChernobylSoup September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

"Allow me to help you take responsibility for your life" is the new fuck off and die.

carlgt1 September 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

yeah I've been looking all over the New Testament for where exactly they got this heartwarming mantra! ;-)

Geminisunmars September 18, 2012 at 11:15 am

Must be in The Book of Morans.

Mittens Howell, III September 18, 2012 at 11:00 am

Just edging out the old new fuck off and die:

"I bought your company and gutted it, seeyah!"

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

I like to watch.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

Me, too. It's best not to get too involved, because heartbreak.

Dr_Zoidberg September 18, 2012 at 10:18 am

I know. Quit hanging around my house after dark.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

You do realize we can see you out there, right?

FakaktaSouth September 18, 2012 at 10:52 am

You are doing the "I'd like to be a Gynecologist" thing. THINK about it – come to Target on a Tuesday with me and remember what this 47percent really looks like. DO NOT WANNA party naked in any pool with none of them, I promise.

Native_of_SL_UT September 18, 2012 at 1:58 pm

When I was younger, I would always say that I wanted to be an oral gynecologist when I grew up. I'm now happy I never achieved that goal.

freakishlywrong September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

Fuck these assholes. And please, not in my pool.

HRH_Maddie September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

Even that asshole David Brooks was all like “Romney’s comment is a country-club fantasy. It’s what self-satisfied millionaires say to each other. It reinforces every negative view people have about Romney.”

ph7 September 18, 2012 at 10:32 am

It’s what self-satisfied millionaires say to each other.

Guess I'll have to take David Brook's word on that

HRH_Maddie September 18, 2012 at 10:43 am

No, Brook's is totally right. We do say things like that to each other.

kittensdontlie September 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

Krugman points out that Conservatives(R-Welfare) say it to each other also.

HRH_Maddie September 18, 2012 at 10:55 am

I'll leave it to you all to figure out which one I am. A poor conservative or a self-satisfied millionaire.

Katydid September 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

Nah, it's just Brooks seeing the way the wind is blowing. He's also a smug, rich, self-satisfied asshole, he just gets a do-over every column day.

Jus_Wonderin September 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

My only "interaction" with Brooks is on the PBSNewhour. That segment is a highlight of my Friday's. I must be a nerd.

Katydid September 18, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Really? You can stand that guy? I want to punch him if even just hear his name. I think guys like him are a bigger problem than guys like Erick son of Erick. Brooks et al pretend to be independents, to be wise, considerate men, but they're just there to cater to the powers that be.

Isyaignert September 18, 2012 at 3:43 pm

I want to punch the Dracula/Frankenstein-looking Reich-winged tool Charles Krauthamer, except I wouldn't want to touch him. So maybe a baseball bat.

Lascauxcaveman September 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

These pundits are all the same. Pick a current topic and blah blah blah around it, using adjectives and viewpoints as fit their branded style. It's more Mad Libs than actual writing. Doesn't matter if they contradict themselves from week to week.

The only ones I can even stand to read any more are Krugman and a few others who spend all their time refuting Austrian/Chicago School economic theory.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Chicago Thug Economics!!!1 Oh wait, that's the "good" Chicago!1!

Native_of_SL_UT September 18, 2012 at 2:02 pm

The oped pages have never been the same since Molly left us. Which is why I;m here now.

doloras September 18, 2012 at 10:54 pm

You do know that "Chicago School" econ (aka Milton Friedman and those losers) are a completely different set of losers to the Austrian school, right?

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:03 am

Your move, Hugh Hefner.

James Michael Curley September 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

Hugh Hefner can still move?

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

He can probably move better than Larry Flynt.

Too soon?

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

Poor Larry. All that totty…

James Michael Curley September 18, 2012 at 11:45 am

a squeaky wheel gets the grease

Isyaignert September 18, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Oh no you didnnnn't!

no_gravity September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

Mittens wears his magic undies in nekkid pool parties.

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

"Do you believe in a government-centered society that provides more and more benefits? "

Fuck yeah, as any person with even an ounce of a conscience does.

Bezoar September 18, 2012 at 11:12 am

I believe in a government that is able and willing to protect me from the Mitt Romneys.

Not_So_Much September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

Now see, 'chubby white meathead' really ruins the whole nekkid pool party vibe.

SoBeach September 18, 2012 at 10:38 am

Not if I'm the chubby white meathead.

Lascauxcaveman September 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

Funny thing is, it was probably a member of the catering crew who managed to sneak away form his station and blend in.

Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn and few other great leaders have taught us we can do these things. You go, guy.

fuflans September 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

i wish i was kidding when when i say 'maggots came to mind' when i read that.

true fact and probably driven by the dead possum that the raccoon dragged our from behind the crap in our garage which i ignored for three days b/c mr. fuflans was out of town.

still!! less gross than republican pool parties!

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:10 am

Jeez, it's teeming with wildlife on your side of town!

fuflans September 18, 2012 at 11:15 am

you have no fucking idea. and they all come to my yard to die.

or at least 47% of them do.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

At my place, my cat brings them inside to die…

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 11:17 am

NSM;

Like the old line about visting a nude beach. The good news is – it's a nude beach. The bad news? It's…

PubOption September 18, 2012 at 12:12 pm

If the chubby white meathead was connected to politics, who could he be, Joe the plumber? Any of the male Palins?

Native_of_SL_UT September 18, 2012 at 2:06 pm

Newt?

Isyaignert September 18, 2012 at 3:45 pm

I'm having trouble with the whole "sex with a chair" thing. WTF does that look like?

carlgt1 September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

No doubt magic underwear strippers were the top act at the party!

ccmask September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

I want to meet Mitt so that I can start my own private equity firm.

Texan_Bulldog September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

The nekkid sex parties are the only thing that makes this guy likable … and the fact that he single-handedly helped bring down Mittens.

1stNewtontheMoon September 18, 2012 at 10:30 am

and spent a shit of money doing it. the thing about these guys is the tremendous incompetence. they fuck up wars, entire global economies, political campaigns–not because doing those things is particularly hard, but because of breathtaking stupidity, arrogance, and incompetence.

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:41 am

they fuck up wars…

You would think W might have learned something useful from his daddy. And given that Cheney and Rummy had both been SECDEF once BEFORE the W administration makes ya kinda wonder.

Lascauxcaveman September 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

The difference is they knew exactly where the goalposts were in Gulf War I: Kick Saddam out of Kuwait. They knew they were starting on or about Saddam's 35 yard line, and it was just going to take a few first downs and then we're done.

Gulf War II, they hadn't even come up with a design for the playing field when they started it. More like Calvinball than football.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:31 am

Will no one ponder the fact that Leder had to rent that house in Bridgehampton, thus proving Romney's contention that the wealthy need a tax cut?

Please help house the homeless rich!

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:45 am

But he didn't record the video, right? I want to know what hero did that.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:56 am

And I wonder if it was "accidental," in that he recorded it to share with his likeminded friends who couldn't afford to attend, only to find it got wider distribution than intended, or was the cameraperson actually that disgusted with Romney that he set out to sabotage him.

ibwilliamsi September 18, 2012 at 11:05 am

Clearly it was an illegal messican busboy.

Geminisunmars September 18, 2012 at 11:21 am

Illegal and invisible.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

At one point in tape two, you can clearly see what looks like a waiter clearing the table that the camera (I'm assuming it was a smartphone) was on. I'm thinking it was a guest who didn't want to call attention to the fact that he/she was taping by shooing the dude away.

Nostrildamus September 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm

he single-handedly helped bring down Mittens.

Better than single-handedly bringing him up.

Come here a minute September 18, 2012 at 10:04 am

I challenge you to find a Romney supporter who is not a "big fan of sexxytime pool parties". (Obama too.)

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 10:45 am

After you got the couple of homes, a few really sweet cars, a yacht, and a Leer what else you gonna do with all that green? – Titties on the deck, of course!

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:29 am

I'll just leave this here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1EhaANeYCI&li

MacRaith September 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

Not that there's anything wrong with naked pool parties, but I wouldn't want to be at one where most of the people in attendance were Romney donors.

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

You'd definitely need to wear Shade 6 or 7 welding goggles to prevent being blinded by the glare of whiteness.

HempDogbane September 18, 2012 at 10:55 am

This thing was on my birthday, which I always celebrate with a nekkid pool party in my head, so, it's almost like I was there, blinded by the white.

hollyrocks209 September 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

How can I give this comment more thumbs-up votes? My favorite part of the story is where they perform sex acts (plural) … I think they were hired entertainers. Although why they couldn't find a better male sexyboy is odd.

fartknocker September 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

My naked party involves standing unclothed underneath a garden hose after sweating all day.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

Hawt.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

Pics or GTFO

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 10:45 am

Sideboob please thank you.

~ Huffpo

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

That's a little unfair. Once, one couple got drunk, dived into his pool and had sex for an hour without getting arrested or tossed out on their asses.

With a hundred people staring.

I mean, it's like the old joke "I gave billions to charity, and no one calls me a philanthropist, but suck just one cock…."

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

Sex for an hour? You mean they gazed at each other for the final 55 minutes?

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 11:26 am

Alcohol may have been involved in the, um, slow climax. I'm including the fifteen minute ham-fisted crawl out of the pool and the rolling the "chubby meathead" onto his back like a beached whale.

Or so I read. I wasn't there for that one.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

Good point. Both fore and aft play…might need moar nautical terms to describe this properly…ugh

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm

gp:

There was a young lady from Bangor
Who slept while the ship lay at anchor
She woke in dismay
When she heard the mate say:
"Let's lift up the topsheet and spanker!"

~Anon

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm

She probably needed a bookmark to find his little sailor.

TheGyrus September 18, 2012 at 10:05 am

Let he who is NOT a big fan of sexxytime pool parties cast the first stone.

mrpuma2u September 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

My problem is not that they had a nekked pool orgy, it's that they couldn't even do it right. If I had all that $$$ and a bitchin' pool, I would pull off a pool Sodom and Gomorrah bash.

Barbara_ September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

"….performed sex acts on a chair……"

Why didn't Clint Eastwood think of this? It would have made more sense than what he wound up doing.

MacRaith September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

But the chair apparantly did suggest that Clint perform sex acts upon himself.

arihaya September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

ot but how did you get your ID deleted?

SpeedoFart September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

Are you saying we should have sat around and watched Clint masturbate?

::shudder::

Dr_Zoidberg September 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

And there goes the last remaining shred of my heterosexuality.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:15 am

"The Boobs, The Ass And The Ugly"

Geminisunmars September 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

"Gran Fellatio"

Lascauxcaveman September 18, 2012 at 11:58 am

"Play Fisty For Me"

woolmyn September 18, 2012 at 11:29 pm

Rawhide

MadBrahms September 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

God, the splinters, shudder.

PuckStopsHere September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

This is truly disgusting. I mean, can you think of a single republican you'd want to see naked?

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

Can we include "in a prison shower" as a modifier?

ph7 September 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

Ivanka Trump pops into mind

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

I hate to admit this, but there is Malkin; oh and despite her support of gay marriage and the right to choose Megs McCain is still a Republican.

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:42 am

Chubby Chaser…

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:56 am

You must gave a different definition of "chubby" than most people.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:57 am

Well, she is somewhat zaftig, after all. Not that it looks bad on her, mind you.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 10:31 am

Sadly, yes. Angie Harmon.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

What? Republican? Really? Huh.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:59 am
Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:18 am

Yes, same as with Ol' Sleepy Fred, they wrote both of their characters as conservatives on Law & Order, because they were wingnuts in real life.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 11:02 am

Fraid so.

Harmon is a Republican, and she and her husband delivered a speech at the 2004 Republican National Convention,[16][17] and supported John McCain for president in 2008.[18][19] She also said that she would support Sarah Palin if she ran for President in 2012.[20]

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

So, stupid as well!

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 10:48 am

MARY TODD LINCOLN LIBELZ!!!!!!

ibwilliamsi September 18, 2012 at 11:07 am

Not if I also have to look at their face. Or if they talk. Can we just blur out their face and turn down the volume?

banana_bread September 18, 2012 at 11:11 am

Robert Downey Junior. I know, I was really sad when I found out, too.

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

But then that makes since; I mean Iron Man has always been the most conservative of the Avengers while Captain America has been their main liberal voice.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

Ain't so.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:25 am

Nope:
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1684924/presiden

"Among the stars in attendance were Robert Downey Jr.,…"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/05/republic

"Still, Obama crushes Romney when it comes to Hollywood champions. The president has hoards of supporters including Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks, Robert Downey, Jr.,…"

Geminisunmars September 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

That is the most shocking thing I've read this week. Makes me sad too. He is suddenly a whole lot less cute.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 12:10 pm

See me upthread.

Geminisunmars September 18, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction, CK. I can breath again, and RDjr can be cute again.

bearperney September 18, 2012 at 12:01 pm

Peggington Noonington for one.

Graham Cracker September 18, 2012 at 12:07 pm

Annn Coulter. I just want to verify her/his "status."

YouBetcha September 18, 2012 at 1:17 pm

Gary Sinise.

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

Why not go after society's actual moochers and leeches; you know, the investors like Mitt and this asshole who make a shitload of money for doing jack shit, but somehow thing they're superior and important when in fact they are completely useless fuckheads who society would be better off without?

Barbara_ September 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

Speaking of useless fuckheads…..
I just read what Trump's convention surprise was that they didn't have time to air.
Trump was going to say to a video of Barack Obama, "You're fired!" Yes, I am serious. Who saw that one coming?

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

That was such a clever idea, only anyone who knows vaguely who Trump is could have seen that coming.

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:34 am

He should fire that beaver pelt he wears on top of his mellon.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 10:45 am

I thought he'd hired that lame Obama impersonator for the event. It would have been far more tacky that way, which is why I'm pretty sure he would have done it.

Graham Cracker September 18, 2012 at 11:58 am

I thought they might have used Clarence Thomas as the stand in for Obama. All blahs look alike, after all.

oenspiek September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

This. Oh, very this.

Bezoar September 18, 2012 at 11:15 am

I totally agree, because the Romney style of financial predation meets the true spirit of the idea of "criminal".

CivicHoliday September 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

Leeches are blah not white, didn't you know?

no_gravity September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

The “chubby meathead” could be either Karl Rove or Rush Limbaugh.

freakishlywrong September 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

Gross. Bleehhhhch…or Glenn Beck..oh God…ugh..

no_gravity September 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

Yeah, but Beck would have to be in the magic undies too.

YasserArraFeck September 18, 2012 at 10:15 am

Unlikely – if El Rushbo had got into the pool, it would have resulted in a party-ending overflow event. That being said, doing it in the water would be the only way to lift his fupa to gain access to "Little Rush"
God, I just grossed myself out….

no_gravity September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

That would be the Archimedes' Principle in action. But that would be all sciencey and stuff.

YasserArraFeck September 18, 2012 at 10:50 am

Archimedes is a furriner, correct?
Build the dang wall!!

HistoriCat September 18, 2012 at 10:18 am

Except that chubby meathead was cavorting with a lady.

no_gravity September 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

Now that you've pointed that out, yes that would be a flaw with Rush and Rove.

1stNewtontheMoon September 18, 2012 at 10:31 am

neither one. when either of those dudes is nekkid, it takes a doctor to determine their gender.

vtxmcrider September 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

Chris Christie. Just imagine what that stud muffin looks like when he is naked.

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Thanx for that visual. Now I'll be off my feed longer than a teenager with mono.

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

Mike Stivic libel!

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:30 am

Codger!

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm

Honey Codger Don't Care!

(c) 2012 Tundra Grifter Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved foreign and domestic

freakishlywrong September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

"Or do you believe instead in a free-enterprise society where people are able to pursue their dreams?”

The invisible hand ought to punch you in the dick. People can't "pursue their dreams" if they're making slave wages and their kids are starving.

AbandonHope_ September 18, 2012 at 10:32 am

I tried to pursue my dreams once, but it required me to take a toll road and I was out of money.

schvitzatura September 18, 2012 at 10:44 am

Corporations can pursue a dream, too, right?

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

In the GOP's America, feeding your kids is a dream.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:48 am

"Shoot for the stars, peons! Imagine an evening of name-brand soup for the little ones back home!"

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 11:00 am

Unless it's feeding your kids TO a war machine

Bezoar September 18, 2012 at 11:18 am

What if your dream is to find a dumpster with a half-eaten pizza?

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:31 am

Then your dreams are easily within your grasp! Is this not an exceptional country?

Tundra Grifter September 18, 2012 at 11:25 am

fw: (r)Money already explained how they can pursue their dreams. Just borrow the money from their families. Where the Hell have you been?

pinkocommi September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

This story shouldn't surprise anyone. Fucking over the American people is Republicans' favorite pastime.While the rest of us stand by and watch.

John Birf Society September 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

Apparently "tanned female guest" created at least one job that night.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

Gotta hand it to her.

arihaya September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

a job that blows

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:49 am

Maybe she can take Romney's place in the campaign? There's no way she could do much worse.

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 10:50 am

The poles are her speciality.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 11:07 am

Just like Mittz, very knowledgeable about Poles.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:41 am

As Bush said, "don't forget Pole-land", or something.

ibwilliamsi September 18, 2012 at 11:10 am

Shazaam!

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:07 am

Another company that sank into bankruptcy was Real Mex, owner of the Chevy’s restaurant chain.

Wait, he destroyed the moderately-priced family restaurant chain that featured "roll your own" tortilla machines, where customers could make their own taco shells and such???

OK, NOW I want him killed! With votes!

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

THAT BASTARD!

No really, I used to love that place. They're black beans were good.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

I know! And they had a really nice salsa.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 10:23 am

Great, now I'm hungry.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:28 am

Please, guys- Chevys is teh suk compared to good local messican. Where do you guys live? I know Actor is in NYC, plenty of good messican there.

no_gravity September 18, 2012 at 10:33 am

I was just going to post that they had salsa that didn't taste like pink watered down ketchup.

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:29 am

I loved Friendly's; as a kid, my great aunt used to take me there when she babysat me on days off from school. The fuckhead.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 10:52 am

I worked at a Friendly's back in my H.S. days. The food was (and is) merely average, but the ice cream was (and is) pretty good … although I'm not sure Bloomberg will let you get a Fribble in NYC.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 11:04 am

My first time at a Friendly's was in Framingham (I think), MA, where I got sick as a dog after a burger and a sundae. I was eleven.

One of my happiest meals ever.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:31 am

Fribbles, not so hot. Vanilla ice milk. I'm a strict "black and black" when it comes to my chocolate shakes, but they make those too…

mmeetoilenoir September 19, 2012 at 5:02 am

Friendly's is still around. I just ate there on my way back to IL from NJ. There are a few off Rt. 80. Turkey/bacon Supermelt and Butter Crunch ice cream for the win!

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:42 am

Their there.

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm

O hai! My nayme iz BSFD end yoo cin tayk ur fancee spellin an gramer an shuv it! Eeleetist!!!

Okay, I think I just broke my autocorrect for good.

HuddledMass September 18, 2012 at 10:27 am

Yeah! And Friendly's – ice cream sodas, I miss them.

shelwood46 September 18, 2012 at 11:18 am

Friendlys must have done a reorg because the one near me just remodeled and had a "Grand Re-Opening" in July. Chevy's is gone, though. Boarded up and everything.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:50 am

Oh, beat me to it. Those chips were fucking awesome.

CivicHoliday September 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

Fur realz! Chevy's salsa and fish tacos were the bomb (and, sadly, the only good cheap Mexican food super near my house…now I'm stuck with Taco Hell if I have a burrito craving), and Friendly's ice cream was my second favorite way to celebrate completing big projects in grad school (NH), second to beer. Lots of beer.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:37 am

I have never heard of any of the restaurants he closed, haven't seen them in Illinois/the NFC North.

randcoolcatdaddy September 18, 2012 at 10:07 am

Well … this is good news for John McCain's pool parties.

Estproph September 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

Ew.

Q: What do you call John McCain in a hot tub?
A: Soup.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

This is more exciting than the Large Hardon Collider.

Oblios_Cap September 18, 2012 at 11:06 am

No, it's not.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Higgs? Is that you?

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:38 am

It's Higg's Bosom.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

Excellent- Pauli exclusion principle doesn't apply! I'm in!

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 1:09 pm

Ahoy! Bosun Higgs on deck.

ph7 September 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

Those Russian pool strippers were entrepreneurs, not victims! They lifted themselves up by their own g-strings!

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 10:51 am

Outsourcing good 'Murkin jerbs. Always with the outsourcing.

ph7 September 18, 2012 at 10:58 am

Russian strippers are like Russian caviar:

Sometimes you need to import top quality, even if the domestic version is cheaper and readily available.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:46 am

Nothing like rolling through Turkey with a Russian stripper.

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

"Do you believe in a government-centered society that provides more and more benefits? Or do you believe instead in a free-enterprise society where people are able to pursue their dreams?”

These scenarios are not mutually exclusive.

e_z September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

I believe in the Church of Baseball

oenspiek September 18, 2012 at 10:46 am

Some asshats are happy with lots of government benefits, as long as they only come to them.

Bezoar September 18, 2012 at 11:19 am

Multiple upfists!!

ttommyunger September 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

Right-Wing sexytime WITHOUT rent-boys? WTF?

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

In Boca Raton they're called Cabana Boys, obs.

ttommyunger September 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

Or simply “Sweet Cheeks”.Sent from the Field, not in Garrison.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:50 am

RINOs, obvs.

ttommyunger September 18, 2012 at 11:05 am

Republicans Into NAMBLA Orgies?

arihaya September 18, 2012 at 10:10 am

the best thing is that Jimmy Carter's grandson helped leaked the video.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/sep/18/mitt-

JIMMY CARTER'S GRANDSON sealed Romney's campaign, what a justice we have

prommie September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

Well ain't that perfect, since Mitt just tried to insult Obama by comparing him to Carter, WRT the embassy attacks.

Misty Malarky September 18, 2012 at 10:28 am

Romney got hisself an ass-whoopin' – Carter County style!

Plus: James Carter plays a mean sax.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:44 am

In pursuing this story wherever it took me all over Wikipedia, I discovered that your full name is "Misty Malarky Ying Yang." This makes me snicker, because a "ying-yang" is clearly something different than Yin and Yang.

Misty Malarky September 18, 2012 at 12:02 pm

'Ying Yang' has more Yin Yang than 'Yin Yang', or so thought Lil' Amy.

Mittens Howell, III September 18, 2012 at 10:57 am

Best thing ever!

James Michael Curley September 18, 2012 at 10:10 am

After reading that, I do not want to know why the video was so blurry.

ManchuCandidate September 18, 2012 at 10:10 am

You're being mean. He created jobs. Jobs like Cum Dumpster and "Squeegees the Cum off the Walls" Guy

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

Strange, though, he didn’t actually back away from his statement about those Obama voters who are dependent on the gummint; all he said was that the comments in May were not “elegantly stated.”

This "elegantly stated" was "Let them eat cake," douchehat.

MadBrahms September 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

He's come a long way from "those aren't the words I would have chosen", hasn't he?

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 11:25 am

Hey Mitt: the problem is not that it was not "elegantly stated" – the problem is that you said it in plain English.

RadioX September 18, 2012 at 10:11 am

FapFapFapFap.

johnnyzhivago September 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

These are values voters!!!

Incitefully_Joe September 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

Also, too, he was apparently pretty lousy at creating jobs

Well, he definitely created a lot of a certain type of jobs.

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

And Ann Egg rode Rafalca. Right there in front of everyone.

Joshua Norton September 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

a male guest described as a “chubby white meathead”

Why is it that most nekid sexytime parties are attended by people who should be adding clothes, not removing them.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

He had a huge….bankroll

Katydid September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

maybe the "head" in meathead meant….oh never mind.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

Well, the local swinger community is bi and large.

arihaya September 18, 2012 at 10:15 am

I used to think that Mai Favorite was some stupid manga. Turns out that's exactly how the filthy rich really spend their spare time

prommie September 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for those 47 percent of people.

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:22 am

The world needs ditchdiggers, too.

prommie September 18, 2012 at 10:25 am

Well, do you want to be good, or bad?

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

Miss it Noonan…

eggsacklywright September 18, 2012 at 11:10 am

Naughty and nice both sound good to me.

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:50 am

Is this an invitation for a sexytime fundraiser?

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

That chubby, white meathead has been a Romney supporter ever since he lost that basketball game.

Geminisunmars September 18, 2012 at 11:40 am

At least he has a good reason.

Estproph September 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

“I am talking about a political process of drawing people in my campaign. … My campaign is about helping people take more responsibility,” Romney said."

Romney in a nutshell: complaining about people not taking responsibility, while not taking responsibility.

ph7 September 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

She MOUNTED Rafalca BAREBACK, who had a bit in her mouth(!)

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

Reverse cowgirl!

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 10:54 am

For freez or for the alleged $250k ie. Romney walk around cash?

vtxmcrider September 18, 2012 at 11:29 am

While Mitt mounted Rafalca from behind while standing on that same chair.

mavenmaven September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

Blow Jobs Creators!
(and I bet there was a lot of blow, as well, at that party)

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

Dr Zoom, you mispelled 'Guillermo "Mitt" Romero.'

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

I'm a scantily dressed half-Russian pretty much every night at bedtime, and I rarely get invited to pool parties. WTF?

AznMom420 September 19, 2012 at 2:29 am

the glasspusher ceiling

Mojopo September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

I wondered how I would feel the morning after Mitt figuratively shit the bed. I am still mad.

Funny how the ultra-rich have the same kinds of parties as people in a trailer parks in the rural South. The only difference is dental care, the quality of the swimmin' hole and income, but the rest is the same. Like freakin' dogs, is what I'm saying.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 10:59 am

Finally — we know what they have in common!

AznMom420 September 19, 2012 at 2:28 am

Last time chubby white meathead jumped into the aboveground nekkid you had to file for flood damage on the Camaro.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 10:17 am

Today, we are all chubby white meatheads.

What? It can't be just me!

Mojopo September 18, 2012 at 11:15 am

You have adorbs, actor212, all over your body. Adorbs. Don't you see it?

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

I said it last thread: Dermatitis. It's a curse.

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:18 am

Near as I can tell, Mitt wasn't in attendance when these shenanigans took place. Seems like this kind of action would be more up Clinton's alley, anyway.

ChrisM2011 September 18, 2012 at 10:37 am

Big Dawg would be the first to cannonball…

Naked_Bunny September 18, 2012 at 10:40 am

Maybe it is. Do we know who the chubby white meathead was?

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

To be fair to Mitt, I don't think he has it in him to do anything that involves nudity. He didn't attend the party on the yacht flying whichever flag or ensign was supposed to signify the Cayman Islands, either. It's just what his supporters seem to do.

magic_titty September 18, 2012 at 10:54 am

Everyone knows Mittens would rust if chlorine water got into his gears.

James Michael Curley September 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm

You get one blow job in a closet off the oval office and you're branded for life.

"Hey, Monica, let's see that Oval Face."

thatsitfortheother1 September 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

And Boca Raton? Mouth Rat? Really?

qwerty42 September 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

Well, it almost goes without saying: "this is good news for Mitt Romney." I mean, look at all the publicity he is getting! You couldn't buy this kind of attention. What will Obama do to counter this?

superdave September 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

I am also a big fan of sexxytime pool parties. Sadly I'm not a zillionaire, so I have no way of making them happen. But still. Fan. Big fan.

Katydid September 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

When Mitt loses, and he will lose, yesterday will forever be known in American politics as a "Mitt Moment." The moment a candidate definitively loses a campaign that was oh so close.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:54 am

Making yesterday my official "favorite day of the year so far".

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

What's up with these women they're showing up top, with the huge eyes and no noses? That's not hot; I mean, no nose probably means no deep throat action.

superdave September 18, 2012 at 10:37 am

Yeah, it's the Japanese idealization of the perfect female. Strangely enough she also has tentacles that can come out on command.

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:41 am

Come out of where?!?!

MadBrahms September 18, 2012 at 11:27 am

I'm more alarmed by the fact that the girl on the diving board is short-circuiting and throwing off lightning bolts. I hope their tentaclular pleasure-pool has GFCI outlets.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 11:30 am

Did you see the size of their mouths? It's hard (or very embarassing) to imagine any sort of action.

Terry September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

Well, all I can say is that I'm thankful that THAT particular party wasn't a nekkid pool party. No one should have to see that many old rich Romney supporters cumulatively during a life time, let alone at one event.

Failed_2_Menace September 18, 2012 at 10:21 am

Maybe Mitt is right that he can only be criticized for speaking so inelegantly. Let's see his statement gussied up a bit.

47 of 100 souls in this great land, heedless of the internal fortitude that coalesced with patritoism and sheer will in their unwavering, negro-possessing forefathers, toil beneath the devastating yoke of victimhood, and have allowed the germination of a poison seed that has blossomed into the erroneous belief that their fellow man, through facility of the governmental institution and its role as promoter of the general welfare, owe them anything at all.

Hmmph. Still a tool. Imagine that.

bearperney September 18, 2012 at 12:07 pm

I was waiting for someone to do an elegant version of Mitt's statement. Good work!

PubOption September 18, 2012 at 12:19 pm

A nicely polished turd, but still a turd.

fawkedifiknow September 18, 2012 at 10:23 am

Chubby public fornicators are people too, my friend.

BadKitty904 September 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

It's sounding like the GOP can't decide whether it wants to burn the Reichstag or Rome…

SorosBot September 18, 2012 at 10:30 am

At least the ancient Romans knew that the people were entitled to food, unlike Romney.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

And circuses!

PennyDreadful September 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

"…scantily dressed Russians danced on platforms…"

I'm picturing bears.

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 11:00 am

Brian Urlacher moonlighting in the off season?

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

How come good looking people never have nekkid pool parties?

Arkoday September 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

I just don't get invited.

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:53 am
GregComlish September 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

way to rub it in, asshole.

prommie September 18, 2012 at 10:25 am

All that seems to be missing is Berlusconi yelling "Bunga Bunga!"

AnAmericanInTO September 18, 2012 at 10:26 am

Oh man, this does my heart proud that this tape is actually reaching beyond our hallowed Wonkette University walls. Sadly, I think even this is not enough to overcome a certain president's blah-ness.

Speaking of that president, I just got my absentee ballot in the mail and learned one thing: I had no idea that Roseanne Barr's running mate was Cindy Sheehan. Who's been hiding THAT little chestnut.

DahBoner September 18, 2012 at 10:27 am

Romney's New Plan: Get a Plan

Step 1: Admit you're a dumbass.

LibertyLover September 18, 2012 at 1:39 pm

He's gonna need at least 12 steps.

GhostBuggy September 18, 2012 at 10:28 am

Where did that picture come from, and are there more? I ask for a friend.

Eve8Apples September 18, 2012 at 10:29 am

"performed sex acts on a chair in front of astonished guests."

Republicans sure like to do freaky things with chairs in front of large audiences.

BaldarTFlagass September 18, 2012 at 10:29 am

No mention of buttsechs. How very disappointing.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:56 am

See? The rich are NOT like us.

Toomush_Infer September 18, 2012 at 10:29 am

As long as the chubby pool guy wasn't a certain young English prince, and the blond wasn't Ann….nothing to see here, move along…

Misty Malarky September 18, 2012 at 10:31 am

Q: What does one wear to a plutocratic chubby white meathead pool party circle jerk?

A: As little as possible.

Peckerwood_Pete September 18, 2012 at 10:32 am

I mean…. you can criticize those who sit on their stoop all day smoking Kools, drinking Schlitz, and waiting for the 3rd of the month to come around…. but really… even if they wanted to work? What options do they really have? Another reason why Mitt is an a-hole of the highest order…. jobs Mittens… we need jobs… not in Asia… but here…

Maman September 18, 2012 at 10:34 am

Sailor Moon is a friend of Mitt Romney's?

iburl September 18, 2012 at 10:34 am

Chubby meathead? Chris Christie? “Tanned” female guest? Snooki?

Eeeysh.

JohnnyQuick September 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

Christie has blown past 'chubby' like Chris Christie running towards a sandwich.

chicken_thief September 18, 2012 at 11:02 am

Christie is to chubbie and a fucking nuclear bomb is to firecracker.

West Egg September 18, 2012 at 10:35 am

So that's one man and one woman. Aaaand a few more women. And maybe another dude, but NO CROSSING SWORDS.

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 10:37 am

Wait, he was responsible for making Chevy's go out of business? They had really good chips, you fucker.

crybabyboehner September 18, 2012 at 10:37 am

Mr. Leder later whined that the media just wants to focus on the 25 nights when he parties, instead of the other 340 nights a year when he watches ER reruns.

As Tina Fey said about Catherine the Great: You fuck one horse, everybody calls you a horse fucker.

Misty Malarky September 18, 2012 at 10:38 am

OT!

A chubby meathead just smirked on the TV that it doesn't matter what bile Romney spews 'cause he's gonna spend more money, which means ROMNEY DEFEATS OBAMA.

Naked_Bunny September 18, 2012 at 10:39 am

Sounds to me like somebody was just taping an episode of Californication.

smashedinhat September 18, 2012 at 10:39 am

Remember when the Bilderberg used to hide under a gold and diamond encrusted rock? Me neither. Thank U Mittens!

PinkoPopulist September 18, 2012 at 10:41 am

Let's face it. Naked hot tub parties are as quintessentially rich-white dude as it gets.

bitchincamaro2 September 18, 2012 at 10:47 am

FLOATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LibertyLover September 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

Chris Christie?

Buckminster September 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

"Fat white meathead" is hardly boner-inducing when I think about nekkid sexytime pool parties.

Bleah.

glamourdammerung September 18, 2012 at 10:56 am

Marc Leder must have been offended about Bishop Romney's comment about the leeches taking handouts from the government considering his business record.

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 10:58 am

Leder's comment: "I spend a small percentage throwing some parties, attending some parties. I like music. I like to dance."

Yep, half a million dollars, just for the mansion rental, is a "small percentage". You can see how a "small percentage" tax hike would just take away all the fun for the money badgers.

ThundercatHo September 18, 2012 at 10:58 am

The part of this story that makes me want to kick this guy in the dick repeatedly with my cowgirl boots on is that he forced Friendly's into bankruptcy in order to avoid paying employee pensions. It's a fucking ice cream parlor! For fuck's sake!! He took away the money of senior citizens and single moms working as waitstaff at a fucking ice cream parlor! This really pisses me off. In fact, I got 3 horses so all I need is one more horse and some rope. Who's with me?

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

Looting retirees' pensions to pay for rented mansions and pool parties . . . yeah, we got a special place reserved for this fucker.

An_Outhouse September 18, 2012 at 11:01 am

Was the Sea of Galilee not available?

ibwilliamsi September 18, 2012 at 11:02 am

“chubby white meathead” = Karl Rove

VaWyo September 18, 2012 at 11:20 am

Oh dear god, the visual on that one.

Chow Yun Flat September 18, 2012 at 11:07 am

when you’re back in the private sector in a couple months.

Bang. Dead solid perfect.

Jerri September 18, 2012 at 11:07 am

Could have been more elegantly stated! Ha!

By all means, Mittworth, please do go on, preferably in front of a microphone at an upcoming presidential debate, say.

fuflans September 18, 2012 at 11:09 am

i think it's safe to say that NO ONE at this particular pool party looked like that picture

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

If you ever see anyone who looks like someone in that picture, have your doctor adjust your dosage.

Yellerdawg September 18, 2012 at 11:11 am

Wait! I'm a chubby white meathead, I have a pool and I've been naked in it. Where's my private equity firm? I don't even have a friend with one, or even know anyone willing to plunk down half-a-mil for a month in a Hampton party/high end crack house and invite me to the festivities!

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm

And you may ask yourself,
"where is my private equity firm?!"

Biel_ze_Bubba September 18, 2012 at 11:12 am

I'm actually impressed: It's not easy to enter the game on third base, and then get picked off at first.

johnnyzhivago September 18, 2012 at 11:14 am

Half a million for a month in the Hamptons???

What is this a room above a garage or something?

johnnyzhivago September 18, 2012 at 11:15 am

Think about this over lunch: Chris Christie at the naked pool party.

DahBoner September 18, 2012 at 11:47 am

America's Latest Diet Fad –Throwing Up In Your Mouth A Little

anniegetyerfun September 18, 2012 at 11:17 am

I am relishing the thought of Romney's campaign headquarters right now, where several minions are shifting through seating charts from the fundraiser while Ann shrieks, "Find that bastard who filmed this! And have him beheaded!". And the dudes looking over the seating charts are, like, "He could be the one next to Jenna Jameson?"

Ah. Delish.

4TheTurnstiles September 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

May have *been* Jenna Jameson. I'm working on the assumption that the leaker is an ex-girlfriend or paid escort to some rich fuck she can't stand

bearperney September 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm

Bet you're right and God bless her!

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm

CSI Mittens.

SayItWithWookies September 18, 2012 at 11:18 am

I hope Mitt's really looking forward to losing this election so he can stop making up stupid bullshit excuses for all the awful, perfidious, uncaring self-indulgent bullshit he says to his rich fat fuck friends in his unguarded moments. And the belittling sneering put-downs he offers to those he considers his lessers in his unguarded moments. And the usual tin-eared uncaring self-centered shit he just says all the time even when it's scripted.

DahBoner September 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

MORMON LDS BUNGA BUNGA PARTY!!!

Blueb4sinrise September 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

Hence the old saying 'I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.'
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02

BoatOfVelociraptors September 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

I pity the fool who has never been to a party where BJ's broke out.

CivicHoliday September 18, 2012 at 11:31 am

I never much did like paying Payroll and Sales tax. Thanks, Mitt, for reminding me I don't actually have to pay anything at all! I'm a non-contributer sucking the gubbmint teat! As is my retired father who worked in public education for 40 years!

Chet Kincaid_ September 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

Horny Japanese guys have a strange conception of the ideal European woman.

Veritas78 September 18, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Although the graphics here at Wonket are definitely improving, what with this anime and the fuzzy penis.

Incitefully_Joe September 18, 2012 at 11:51 am

chubby white meathead” and a “tanned” female guest stripped and hopped into the pool naked…. Multiple witnesses say the naked pair continued their show outside the pool and performed sex acts on a chair in front of astonished guest

I am like 90% certain I have encountered that exact couple at an East Village bar.

What, it's not like there are multiple pairs of chubby meatheads and tanned girls with exhibitionist/PDA tendancies in the places in New York where alcohol is served, are there?

Edited to add:Also, too. I really am going to assume these are all the same couple, for sanity reasons.

GregComlish September 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm

In my book a rich fat-ass fucking a 5-star Russian whore a party does not constitute a "party"

oenspiek September 18, 2012 at 12:08 pm

It gives me a sad that the text refers to nekkid pool time, and the pic clearly shows anime cuties wearing bikinis. Are we stuck with decency, at long last?

bearperney September 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Well we have a trend. Mitt's response to Rush's degenerate description of Ms. Fluke was: "I wouldn't have used that language." Now, with the 47%, it is: "…not elegantly stated.". In both cases he never disavowed what was clearly meant. A dickish trend indeed.

Nostrildamus September 18, 2012 at 12:32 pm

We do not even think that counts as an “orgy” in Boise…

In Boise, any sex act that involves more than one person is considered an orgy.

Note: no limit on livestock!

Guppy September 18, 2012 at 12:44 pm

As the self-declared resident expert on hand-drawn Japanese smut, I must take issue with the alt text. The male characters in such "harem" fare are almost always bland, devoid of defining characteristics or even personalities in order to be an Everyman that the typically male audience can easily relate to and imagine themselves as.

Mitt Romney is bland and devoid of defining characteristics and personality, but is in no way relatable.

CommieLibunatic September 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm

Out of curiosity, I checked the image info at the top and saw it was called "anime pool girls 4" or something. What about the other 3? WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON US, DOCTOR ZOOM? (If that IS your real handle!)

Sheesko September 18, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Chubby white meathead. Hmm…I'm thinking Rush Limbaugh. The tanned female guest? That would have to be Janice Brewer. Excuse me, I'm feeling a little…'scuse me…right back….

AznMom420 September 19, 2012 at 2:27 am

This story was also covered in "Meathead Double Digest #420" followed by a brief episode where Meathead shows up to the winter formal accidentally wearing Veronica's dress.

gurukalehuru September 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm

Bunga Bunghole. They are Republicans, after all.

actor212 September 18, 2012 at 11:23 am

And yet, she once complained about not being taken as intelligent because she didn't hang out at Manhattan cocktail parties.

Lascauxcaveman September 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm

"Stupid as well" kind of goes with the territory, unless you can use "just plain evil" in it's place.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:30 am

Ms glasspusher used to waitress there. I keep telling her I'm going to get her another Friendly's uniform for a little role playing…

BigSkullF*ckingDog September 18, 2012 at 11:32 am

Nobody is saying they were authentic, but they were a decent alternative for people who are not big fans of LARD.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 11:37 am

Doctor: Stay away from saturated fats!Patient: I haven't been in a pool hall in years!

Jus_Wonderin September 18, 2012 at 11:39 am

Your Gravatar is cute.

Jus_Wonderin September 18, 2012 at 11:53 am

I believe this is the way cats show their worth. I have dogs. They just lie around. (And listen to NPR).

Doktor Zoom September 18, 2012 at 12:55 pm

Her gravatar is part of an al Qaeda plot!

An adorable, snoogy-woogy, OMG-squeeee-so CUTE! al Qaeda plot.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 1:22 pm

Lovely. Had not heard that one.

glasspusher September 18, 2012 at 4:33 pm

My cat brings in scales, fur and feathers, alive, dead and in parts. Best time was wondering why my printer kept jamming, I finally took out the paper tray to find a live 9 inch long lizard seeking refuge in it!

Jus_Wonderin September 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm

CAT: “And now, a free lizard with every HP LaserJet Printer. While supplies last.”

thatsitfortheother1 September 19, 2012 at 4:12 am

Agreed, just sayin that she's had that baby fat for a loooooooong time now.

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