Host for Romney’s ‘Half Of America Can Get Bent’ Speech Is Big Fan Of Sexxytime Pool Parties

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No one from the Romney campaign has come forward to deny that this is EXACTLY what happenedSo it turns out that Mother Jones reporter David Corn has now identified the location and date of that fundraiser where Willard Mittensbjørn Rømney proclaimed that he has no use for 47% of the American people because they are irresponsible layabouts who are so addicted to the government teat that they will of course support Obama. Turns out that the poor-bashing bash was hosted by happy zillionaire Marc Leder, a private equity manager (just like Mittens!), who held the fundraiser in Boca Raton on May 17, 2012. Oh, and Mr. Leder also likes to have nekkid pool parties. Also, too, he was apparently pretty lousy at creating jobs. But did we mention the nekkid pool parties?

Before getting to the nekkid pool parties, Corn cites a New York Times story that says Leder was so impressed by meeting Romney a few years back that he was inspired to start his very own private equity firm, Sun Capital. And wouldn’t you know it, it turns out that, just like Bain, Sun Capital stirred up just a teensy bit of controversy in the way it made its founder wealthy:

In recent years, a large number of the companies that Sun Capital has acquired have run into serious trouble, eliminated jobs or both. Since 2008, some 25 of its companies—roughly one of every five it owns—have filed for bankruptcy. Among the losers was Friendly’s, the restaurant chain known for its Jim Dandy sundaes and Fribble shakes. (Sun Capital was accused by a federal agency of pushing Friendly’s into bankruptcy last year to avoid paying pensions to the chain’s employees; Sun disputes that contention.) Another company that sank into bankruptcy was Real Mex, owner of the Chevy’s restaurant chain. In that case, Mr. Leder lost money for his investors not once, but twice.

Yes, yes, but what about the nekkid pool parties? WELL! Did you see that last night, Mittens held a press avail (where he even interacts with the press!) to do a little damage control? Strange, though, he didn’t actually back away from his statement about those Obama voters who are dependent on the gummint; all he said was that the comments in May were not “elegantly stated.” Yes, go on, Mitt. Tell us how you were quoted out of context when you spoke to all the rich people in the quiet room!

“I am talking about a political process of drawing people in my campaign. … My campaign is about helping people take more responsibility,” Romney said.

“This is ultimately a question about the direction of the country. Do you believe in a government-centered society that provides more and more benefits? Or do you believe instead in a free-enterprise society where people are able to pursue their dreams?”

Oh, well that clarifies everything! We are not sure it was any more elegant, but maybe you’ll figure out how you could have said that better when you’re back in the private sector in a couple months.

OK, so the nekkid pool parties. Yes, those. Apparently, according to the New York Post, Leder’s rented mansion in the Hamptons was notorious for lavish parties in the summer of 2011:

It was as if the Playboy Mansion met the East End at a wild party at private-equity titan Marc Leder’s Bridgehampton estate, where guests cavorted nude in the pool and performed sex acts, scantily dressed Russians danced on platforms and men twirled lit torches to a booming techno beat.

The divorced Sun Capital Partners honcho rented a sprawling beachfront mansion on Surf Side Road for $500,000 for the month of July. Leder’s weekly Friday and Saturday night parties have become the talk of the Hamptons — and he ended them in style last weekend with his wildest bash yet…. the revelry hit a frenzied point [on July 30] before midnight when a male guest described as a “chubby white meathead” and a “tanned” female guest stripped and hopped into the pool naked…. Multiple witnesses say the naked pair continued their show outside the pool and performed sex acts on a chair in front of astonished guests.

Wait, what? Just ONE couple frolicking nekkid and getting sexy? And one of ‘em is a “chubby meathead”? Mannn, talk about disappointing. We do not even think that counts as an “orgy” in Boise, let alone the sybaritic Hamptons. Hell, at the Wonkette Fantasyplex Poolapalooza, a single couple cavorting nekkid and doing the poolside sex on a chair is what we call a “slow Tuesday.”

Damn librul media is over-selling this whole “naked sex parties” angle if you ask us.

[Mother Jones / Politico / New York Post]

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346 comments

  1. Boojum

    Of course he is. This is the Family Values Party.

    This is also the most favorable thing I've heard about Romney.

    1. FakaktaSouth

      You are doing the "I'd like to be a Gynecologist" thing. THINK about it – come to Target on a Tuesday with me and remember what this 47percent really looks like. DO NOT WANNA party naked in any pool with none of them, I promise.

      1. Native_of_SL_UT

        When I was younger, I would always say that I wanted to be an oral gynecologist when I grew up. I'm now happy I never achieved that goal.

  2. HRH_Maddie

    Even that asshole David Brooks was all like “Romney’s comment is a country-club fantasy. It’s what self-satisfied millionaires say to each other. It reinforces every negative view people have about Romney.”

          1. HRH_Maddie

            I'll leave it to you all to figure out which one I am. A poor conservative or a self-satisfied millionaire.

    1. Katydid

      Nah, it's just Brooks seeing the way the wind is blowing. He's also a smug, rich, self-satisfied asshole, he just gets a do-over every column day.

      1. Jus_Wonderin

        My only "interaction" with Brooks is on the PBSNewhour. That segment is a highlight of my Friday's. I must be a nerd.

        1. Katydid

          Really? You can stand that guy? I want to punch him if even just hear his name. I think guys like him are a bigger problem than guys like Erick son of Erick. Brooks et al pretend to be independents, to be wise, considerate men, but they're just there to cater to the powers that be.

          1. Isyaignert

            I want to punch the Dracula/Frankenstein-looking Reich-winged tool Charles Krauthamer, except I wouldn't want to touch him. So maybe a baseball bat.

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      These pundits are all the same. Pick a current topic and blah blah blah around it, using adjectives and viewpoints as fit their branded style. It's more Mad Libs than actual writing. Doesn't matter if they contradict themselves from week to week.

      The only ones I can even stand to read any more are Krugman and a few others who spend all their time refuting Austrian/Chicago School economic theory.

      1. doloras

        You do know that "Chicago School" econ (aka Milton Friedman and those losers) are a completely different set of losers to the Austrian school, right?

  3. SorosBot

    "Do you believe in a government-centered society that provides more and more benefits? "

    Fuck yeah, as any person with even an ounce of a conscience does.

      1. Lascauxcaveman

        Funny thing is, it was probably a member of the catering crew who managed to sneak away form his station and blend in.

        Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn and few other great leaders have taught us we can do these things. You go, guy.

    1. fuflans

      i wish i was kidding when when i say 'maggots came to mind' when i read that.

      true fact and probably driven by the dead possum that the raccoon dragged our from behind the crap in our garage which i ignored for three days b/c mr. fuflans was out of town.

      still!! less gross than republican pool parties!

          1. glasspusher

            My cat brings in scales, fur and feathers, alive, dead and in parts. Best time was wondering why my printer kept jamming, I finally took out the paper tray to find a live 9 inch long lizard seeking refuge in it!

    2. Tundra Grifter

      NSM;

      Like the old line about visting a nude beach. The good news is – it's a nude beach. The bad news? It's…

    3. PubOption

      If the chubby white meathead was connected to politics, who could he be, Joe the plumber? Any of the male Palins?

  4. Texan_Bulldog

    The nekkid sex parties are the only thing that makes this guy likable … and the fact that he single-handedly helped bring down Mittens.

    1. 1stNewtontheMoon

      and spent a shit of money doing it. the thing about these guys is the tremendous incompetence. they fuck up wars, entire global economies, political campaigns–not because doing those things is particularly hard, but because of breathtaking stupidity, arrogance, and incompetence.

      1. thatsitfortheother1

        they fuck up wars…

        You would think W might have learned something useful from his daddy. And given that Cheney and Rummy had both been SECDEF once BEFORE the W administration makes ya kinda wonder.

        1. Lascauxcaveman

          The difference is they knew exactly where the goalposts were in Gulf War I: Kick Saddam out of Kuwait. They knew they were starting on or about Saddam's 35 yard line, and it was just going to take a few first downs and then we're done.

          Gulf War II, they hadn't even come up with a design for the playing field when they started it. More like Calvinball than football.

    2. actor212

      Will no one ponder the fact that Leder had to rent that house in Bridgehampton, thus proving Romney's contention that the wealthy need a tax cut?

      Please help house the homeless rich!

      1. actor212

        And I wonder if it was "accidental," in that he recorded it to share with his likeminded friends who couldn't afford to attend, only to find it got wider distribution than intended, or was the cameraperson actually that disgusted with Romney that he set out to sabotage him.

          1. actor212

            At one point in tape two, you can clearly see what looks like a waiter clearing the table that the camera (I'm assuming it was a smartphone) was on. I'm thinking it was a guest who didn't want to call attention to the fact that he/she was taping by shooing the dude away.

  5. Come here a minute

    I challenge you to find a Romney supporter who is not a "big fan of sexxytime pool parties". (Obama too.)

    1. chicken_thief

      After you got the couple of homes, a few really sweet cars, a yacht, and a Leer what else you gonna do with all that green? – Titties on the deck, of course!

  6. MacRaith

    Not that there's anything wrong with naked pool parties, but I wouldn't want to be at one where most of the people in attendance were Romney donors.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      You'd definitely need to wear Shade 6 or 7 welding goggles to prevent being blinded by the glare of whiteness.

    2. HempDogbane

      This thing was on my birthday, which I always celebrate with a nekkid pool party in my head, so, it's almost like I was there, blinded by the white.

    3. hollyrocks209

      How can I give this comment more thumbs-up votes? My favorite part of the story is where they perform sex acts (plural) … I think they were hired entertainers. Although why they couldn't find a better male sexyboy is odd.

  7. actor212

    That's a little unfair. Once, one couple got drunk, dived into his pool and had sex for an hour without getting arrested or tossed out on their asses.

    With a hundred people staring.

    I mean, it's like the old joke "I gave billions to charity, and no one calls me a philanthropist, but suck just one cock…."

      1. actor212

        Alcohol may have been involved in the, um, slow climax. I'm including the fifteen minute ham-fisted crawl out of the pool and the rolling the "chubby meathead" onto his back like a beached whale.

        Or so I read. I wasn't there for that one.

          1. Tundra Grifter

            gp:

            There was a young lady from Bangor
            Who slept while the ship lay at anchor
            She woke in dismay
            When she heard the mate say:
            "Let's lift up the topsheet and spanker!"

            ~Anon

    1. mrpuma2u

      My problem is not that they had a nekked pool orgy, it's that they couldn't even do it right. If I had all that $$$ and a bitchin' pool, I would pull off a pool Sodom and Gomorrah bash.

  8. Barbara_

    "….performed sex acts on a chair……"

    Why didn't Clint Eastwood think of this? It would have made more sense than what he wound up doing.

    1. SorosBot

      I hate to admit this, but there is Malkin; oh and despite her support of gay marriage and the right to choose Megs McCain is still a Republican.

        1. eggsacklywright

          Fraid so.

          Harmon is a Republican, and she and her husband delivered a speech at the 2004 Republican National Convention,[16][17] and supported John McCain for president in 2008.[18][19] She also said that she would support Sarah Palin if she ran for President in 2012.[20]

    2. ibwilliamsi

      Not if I also have to look at their face. Or if they talk. Can we just blur out their face and turn down the volume?

      1. SorosBot

        But then that makes since; I mean Iron Man has always been the most conservative of the Avengers while Captain America has been their main liberal voice.

      2. Geminisunmars

        That is the most shocking thing I've read this week. Makes me sad too. He is suddenly a whole lot less cute.

  9. SorosBot

    Why not go after society's actual moochers and leeches; you know, the investors like Mitt and this asshole who make a shitload of money for doing jack shit, but somehow thing they're superior and important when in fact they are completely useless fuckheads who society would be better off without?

    1. Barbara_

      Speaking of useless fuckheads…..
      I just read what Trump's convention surprise was that they didn't have time to air.
      Trump was going to say to a video of Barack Obama, "You're fired!" Yes, I am serious. Who saw that one coming?

      1. Biel_ze_Bubba

        I thought he'd hired that lame Obama impersonator for the event. It would have been far more tacky that way, which is why I'm pretty sure he would have done it.

        1. Graham Cracker

          I thought they might have used Clarence Thomas as the stand in for Obama. All blahs look alike, after all.

    2. Bezoar

      I totally agree, because the Romney style of financial predation meets the true spirit of the idea of "criminal".

    1. YasserArraFeck

      Unlikely – if El Rushbo had got into the pool, it would have resulted in a party-ending overflow event. That being said, doing it in the water would be the only way to lift his fupa to gain access to "Little Rush"
      God, I just grossed myself out….

        1. Tundra Grifter

          Honey Codger Don't Care!

          (c) 2012 Tundra Grifter Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved foreign and domestic

  10. freakishlywrong

    "Or do you believe instead in a free-enterprise society where people are able to pursue their dreams?”

    The invisible hand ought to punch you in the dick. People can't "pursue their dreams" if they're making slave wages and their kids are starving.

    1. Tundra Grifter

      fw: (r)Money already explained how they can pursue their dreams. Just borrow the money from their families. Where the Hell have you been?

  11. pinkocommi

    This story shouldn't surprise anyone. Fucking over the American people is Republicans' favorite pastime.While the rest of us stand by and watch.

  12. actor212

    Another company that sank into bankruptcy was Real Mex, owner of the Chevy’s restaurant chain.

    Wait, he destroyed the moderately-priced family restaurant chain that featured "roll your own" tortilla machines, where customers could make their own taco shells and such???

    OK, NOW I want him killed! With votes!

          1. glasspusher

            Please, guys- Chevys is teh suk compared to good local messican. Where do you guys live? I know Actor is in NYC, plenty of good messican there.

          2. BigSkullF*ckingDog

            Nobody is saying they were authentic, but they were a decent alternative for people who are not big fans of LARD.

      1. SorosBot

        I loved Friendly's; as a kid, my great aunt used to take me there when she babysat me on days off from school. The fuckhead.

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          I worked at a Friendly's back in my H.S. days. The food was (and is) merely average, but the ice cream was (and is) pretty good … although I'm not sure Bloomberg will let you get a Fribble in NYC.

          1. actor212

            My first time at a Friendly's was in Framingham (I think), MA, where I got sick as a dog after a burger and a sundae. I was eleven.

            One of my happiest meals ever.

          2. glasspusher

            Ms glasspusher used to waitress there. I keep telling her I'm going to get her another Friendly's uniform for a little role playing…

          3. glasspusher

            Fribbles, not so hot. Vanilla ice milk. I'm a strict "black and black" when it comes to my chocolate shakes, but they make those too…

        2. mmeetoilenoir

          Friendly's is still around. I just ate there on my way back to IL from NJ. There are a few off Rt. 80. Turkey/bacon Supermelt and Butter Crunch ice cream for the win!

        1. BigSkullF*ckingDog

          O hai! My nayme iz BSFD end yoo cin tayk ur fancee spellin an gramer an shuv it! Eeleetist!!!

          Okay, I think I just broke my autocorrect for good.

      1. shelwood46

        Friendlys must have done a reorg because the one near me just remodeled and had a "Grand Re-Opening" in July. Chevy's is gone, though. Boarded up and everything.

    1. CivicHoliday

      Fur realz! Chevy's salsa and fish tacos were the bomb (and, sadly, the only good cheap Mexican food super near my house…now I'm stuck with Taco Hell if I have a burrito craving), and Friendly's ice cream was my second favorite way to celebrate completing big projects in grad school (NH), second to beer. Lots of beer.

      1. ph7

        Russian strippers are like Russian caviar:

        Sometimes you need to import top quality, even if the domestic version is cheaper and readily available.

  13. BaldarTFlagass

    "Do you believe in a government-centered society that provides more and more benefits? Or do you believe instead in a free-enterprise society where people are able to pursue their dreams?”

    These scenarios are not mutually exclusive.

    1. prommie

      Well ain't that perfect, since Mitt just tried to insult Obama by comparing him to Carter, WRT the embassy attacks.

        1. Chet Kincaid_

          In pursuing this story wherever it took me all over Wikipedia, I discovered that your full name is "Misty Malarky Ying Yang." This makes me snicker, because a "ying-yang" is clearly something different than Yin and Yang.

  14. actor212

    Strange, though, he didn’t actually back away from his statement about those Obama voters who are dependent on the gummint; all he said was that the comments in May were not “elegantly stated.”

    This "elegantly stated" was "Let them eat cake," douchehat.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Hey Mitt: the problem is not that it was not "elegantly stated" – the problem is that you said it in plain English.

  15. Joshua Norton

    a male guest described as a “chubby white meathead”

    Why is it that most nekid sexytime parties are attended by people who should be adding clothes, not removing them.

  16. arihaya

    I used to think that Mai Favorite was some stupid manga. Turns out that's exactly how the filthy rich really spend their spare time

  17. Estproph

    “I am talking about a political process of drawing people in my campaign. … My campaign is about helping people take more responsibility,” Romney said."

    Romney in a nutshell: complaining about people not taking responsibility, while not taking responsibility.

  18. glasspusher

    I'm a scantily dressed half-Russian pretty much every night at bedtime, and I rarely get invited to pool parties. WTF?

  19. Mojopo

    I wondered how I would feel the morning after Mitt figuratively shit the bed. I am still mad.

    Funny how the ultra-rich have the same kinds of parties as people in a trailer parks in the rural South. The only difference is dental care, the quality of the swimmin' hole and income, but the rest is the same. Like freakin' dogs, is what I'm saying.

    1. AznMom420

      Last time chubby white meathead jumped into the aboveground nekkid you had to file for flood damage on the Camaro.

  20. BaldarTFlagass

    Near as I can tell, Mitt wasn't in attendance when these shenanigans took place. Seems like this kind of action would be more up Clinton's alley, anyway.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      To be fair to Mitt, I don't think he has it in him to do anything that involves nudity. He didn't attend the party on the yacht flying whichever flag or ensign was supposed to signify the Cayman Islands, either. It's just what his supporters seem to do.

    2. James Michael Curley

      You get one blow job in a closet off the oval office and you're branded for life.

      "Hey, Monica, let's see that Oval Face."

  21. qwerty42

    Well, it almost goes without saying: "this is good news for Mitt Romney." I mean, look at all the publicity he is getting! You couldn't buy this kind of attention. What will Obama do to counter this?

  22. superdave

    I am also a big fan of sexxytime pool parties. Sadly I'm not a zillionaire, so I have no way of making them happen. But still. Fan. Big fan.

  23. Katydid

    When Mitt loses, and he will lose, yesterday will forever be known in American politics as a "Mitt Moment." The moment a candidate definitively loses a campaign that was oh so close.

  24. BaldarTFlagass

    What's up with these women they're showing up top, with the huge eyes and no noses? That's not hot; I mean, no nose probably means no deep throat action.

    1. superdave

      Yeah, it's the Japanese idealization of the perfect female. Strangely enough she also has tentacles that can come out on command.

    2. MadBrahms

      I'm more alarmed by the fact that the girl on the diving board is short-circuiting and throwing off lightning bolts. I hope their tentaclular pleasure-pool has GFCI outlets.

  25. Terry

    Well, all I can say is that I'm thankful that THAT particular party wasn't a nekkid pool party. No one should have to see that many old rich Romney supporters cumulatively during a life time, let alone at one event.

  26. Failed_2_Menace

    Maybe Mitt is right that he can only be criticized for speaking so inelegantly. Let's see his statement gussied up a bit.

    47 of 100 souls in this great land, heedless of the internal fortitude that coalesced with patritoism and sheer will in their unwavering, negro-possessing forefathers, toil beneath the devastating yoke of victimhood, and have allowed the germination of a poison seed that has blossomed into the erroneous belief that their fellow man, through facility of the governmental institution and its role as promoter of the general welfare, owe them anything at all.

    Hmmph. Still a tool. Imagine that.

  27. AnAmericanInTO

    Oh man, this does my heart proud that this tape is actually reaching beyond our hallowed Wonkette University walls. Sadly, I think even this is not enough to overcome a certain president's blah-ness.

    Speaking of that president, I just got my absentee ballot in the mail and learned one thing: I had no idea that Roseanne Barr's running mate was Cindy Sheehan. Who's been hiding THAT little chestnut.

  28. Eve8Apples

    "performed sex acts on a chair in front of astonished guests."

    Republicans sure like to do freaky things with chairs in front of large audiences.

  29. Toomush_Infer

    As long as the chubby pool guy wasn't a certain young English prince, and the blond wasn't Ann….nothing to see here, move along…

  30. Misty Malarky

    Q: What does one wear to a plutocratic chubby white meathead pool party circle jerk?

    A: As little as possible.

  31. Peckerwood_Pete

    I mean…. you can criticize those who sit on their stoop all day smoking Kools, drinking Schlitz, and waiting for the 3rd of the month to come around…. but really… even if they wanted to work? What options do they really have? Another reason why Mitt is an a-hole of the highest order…. jobs Mittens… we need jobs… not in Asia… but here…

  32. anniegetyerfun

    Wait, he was responsible for making Chevy's go out of business? They had really good chips, you fucker.

  33. crybabyboehner

    Mr. Leder later whined that the media just wants to focus on the 25 nights when he parties, instead of the other 340 nights a year when he watches ER reruns.

    As Tina Fey said about Catherine the Great: You fuck one horse, everybody calls you a horse fucker.

  34. Misty Malarky

    OT!

    A chubby meathead just smirked on the TV that it doesn't matter what bile Romney spews 'cause he's gonna spend more money, which means ROMNEY DEFEATS OBAMA.

  35. smashedinhat

    Remember when the Bilderberg used to hide under a gold and diamond encrusted rock? Me neither. Thank U Mittens!

  36. glamourdammerung

    Marc Leder must have been offended about Bishop Romney's comment about the leeches taking handouts from the government considering his business record.

  37. Biel_ze_Bubba

    Leder's comment: "I spend a small percentage throwing some parties, attending some parties. I like music. I like to dance."

    Yep, half a million dollars, just for the mansion rental, is a "small percentage". You can see how a "small percentage" tax hike would just take away all the fun for the money badgers.

  38. ThundercatHo

    The part of this story that makes me want to kick this guy in the dick repeatedly with my cowgirl boots on is that he forced Friendly's into bankruptcy in order to avoid paying employee pensions. It's a fucking ice cream parlor! For fuck's sake!! He took away the money of senior citizens and single moms working as waitstaff at a fucking ice cream parlor! This really pisses me off. In fact, I got 3 horses so all I need is one more horse and some rope. Who's with me?

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Looting retirees' pensions to pay for rented mansions and pool parties . . . yeah, we got a special place reserved for this fucker.

  39. Jerri

    Could have been more elegantly stated! Ha!

    By all means, Mittworth, please do go on, preferably in front of a microphone at an upcoming presidential debate, say.

  40. Yellerdawg

    Wait! I'm a chubby white meathead, I have a pool and I've been naked in it. Where's my private equity firm? I don't even have a friend with one, or even know anyone willing to plunk down half-a-mil for a month in a Hampton party/high end crack house and invite me to the festivities!

  41. Biel_ze_Bubba

    I'm actually impressed: It's not easy to enter the game on third base, and then get picked off at first.

  42. anniegetyerfun

    I am relishing the thought of Romney's campaign headquarters right now, where several minions are shifting through seating charts from the fundraiser while Ann shrieks, "Find that bastard who filmed this! And have him beheaded!". And the dudes looking over the seating charts are, like, "He could be the one next to Jenna Jameson?"

    Ah. Delish.

  43. SayItWithWookies

    I hope Mitt's really looking forward to losing this election so he can stop making up stupid bullshit excuses for all the awful, perfidious, uncaring self-indulgent bullshit he says to his rich fat fuck friends in his unguarded moments. And the belittling sneering put-downs he offers to those he considers his lessers in his unguarded moments. And the usual tin-eared uncaring self-centered shit he just says all the time even when it's scripted.

  44. CivicHoliday

    I never much did like paying Payroll and Sales tax. Thanks, Mitt, for reminding me I don't actually have to pay anything at all! I'm a non-contributer sucking the gubbmint teat! As is my retired father who worked in public education for 40 years!

    1. Veritas78

      Although the graphics here at Wonket are definitely improving, what with this anime and the fuzzy penis.

  45. Incitefully_Joe

    chubby white meathead” and a “tanned” female guest stripped and hopped into the pool naked…. Multiple witnesses say the naked pair continued their show outside the pool and performed sex acts on a chair in front of astonished guest

    I am like 90% certain I have encountered that exact couple at an East Village bar.

    What, it's not like there are multiple pairs of chubby meatheads and tanned girls with exhibitionist/PDA tendancies in the places in New York where alcohol is served, are there?

    Edited to add:Also, too. I really am going to assume these are all the same couple, for sanity reasons.

  46. oenspiek

    It gives me a sad that the text refers to nekkid pool time, and the pic clearly shows anime cuties wearing bikinis. Are we stuck with decency, at long last?

  47. bearperney

    Well we have a trend. Mitt's response to Rush's degenerate description of Ms. Fluke was: "I wouldn't have used that language." Now, with the 47%, it is: "…not elegantly stated.". In both cases he never disavowed what was clearly meant. A dickish trend indeed.

  48. Nostrildamus

    We do not even think that counts as an “orgy” in Boise…

    In Boise, any sex act that involves more than one person is considered an orgy.

    Note: no limit on livestock!

  49. Guppy

    As the self-declared resident expert on hand-drawn Japanese smut, I must take issue with the alt text. The male characters in such "harem" fare are almost always bland, devoid of defining characteristics or even personalities in order to be an Everyman that the typically male audience can easily relate to and imagine themselves as.

    Mitt Romney is bland and devoid of defining characteristics and personality, but is in no way relatable.

  50. CommieLibunatic

    Out of curiosity, I checked the image info at the top and saw it was called "anime pool girls 4" or something. What about the other 3? WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON US, DOCTOR ZOOM? (If that IS your real handle!)

  51. Sheesko

    Chubby white meathead. Hmm…I'm thinking Rush Limbaugh. The tanned female guest? That would have to be Janice Brewer. Excuse me, I'm feeling a little…'scuse me…right back….

  52. AznMom420

    This story was also covered in "Meathead Double Digest #420" followed by a brief episode where Meathead shows up to the winter formal accidentally wearing Veronica's dress.

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