Before repeatedly using his deal with Satan to cheat death, former Vice President and It’s A Wonderful Life villain Dick Cheney brought spawn into the world and it immediately began saying horrible things that are false and stupid.
Today, Liz Cheney appeared on ABC’s This Week to complain about President Obama not doing enough on national security and foreign policy, because apparently she’s unaware of that whole Osama-bin-Laden-totally-got-himself-shot-in-the-face-on-Obama’s-command thing. In doing so, she also revealed that she herself has no idea what the hell she’s talking about and also hasn’t played Risk in the last 20 years. Cheney claimed that Obama has “abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia.”
Being a complete moron is apparently Cheney’s forte. Back in July, she actually said that wolf murderer and newspaper expert Sarah Palin is “more qualified than Obama and Biden combined” to run the country. Sarah Palin isn’t qualified to run a dishwasher, let alone the country. Good one, Liz!
While Obama is out improving our relationships with Czechoslovakia, he should also work on improving relations with some of these nations, which he has let slide:
Prussia
The Soviet Union
French Indo-China
Atlantis
Narnia
The Banana Republic
Hyrule
Mordor
Get on that, Barry. The election is coming up.
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The Emperor of Austria-Hungary is outraged at being left out. Beware his wrath, Liz Cheney!
Oh choke on a Bosnian assassin, Austro-Hungary!
Obama also abandoned Ur, Phyrigia, Carthage, and Peloponnesos.
SOSHALUST MUSLIN !!!!11!!!!!
You are so behind the times, which I guess makes you one of those post-modern liberal God-haters.
Ur, Phyrigia, Carthage, and Peloponnesos were all long gone before the earth was created 6k years go.
The whole fucking continent of Pangea is starting to riot and Obama just sits there, eating grapes and smoking things. Quick, Liz, to the barricades!
That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much
I'm going to have nightmares.
+3 whore diamonds for raising such an ancient corpse. Bravo.
Memes (and Cheney) never die
Once Barry turned his back on Atlantis, they went underwater like a foreclosed home.
If only Barry had stood up to Poseidon.
Coward.
Paul Ryan has pointed out, repeatedly, how Obama promised to save Atlantis when he was a candidate for President, but then it shut down anyway.
And he let the children of Biafra starve.
Obama is truly the racist. If he wasn't so racist, why would he insist on being black all the time?
Only half the time.
Plastic Surgery Disasters are no laughing matter!
Though, the album cover makes me giggle.
He let Jello Biafra's kids starve? What a dick.
He also stole Zeus' lightening bolt? By the way, which Zeus do you prefer, Liam Neeson or Sean Bean????
Although both are great, we always have the concern that Bean's Zeus wiil be killed off in the second act. So the choices are really Liam Neeson's Zeus or Anthony Hopkin's Odin. (In which case, Hopkins, obviously.)
Look what happened to Mesopotamia. Or however you spell it.
Irrigation without proper drainage…the undoing of the Mesopotemkin.
I call Ottoman Empire!
As noted foreign affairs expert Dick Van Dyke noted, you do NOT want to tangle with the Ottomans.
You are an old, aren't you?
Sure, he already had his own bed, next to Laura's….
I remember that!
That was his first foreign trip.
Palin didn't do too well with Turkey, either.
"Full of furniture."
-Eddie Izzard
Awesome.
I hear it's a nice place to put your feet up.
The only reason Dick Cheney is still alive is because hell doesn't want anything to do with him.
Which is a shame, as Dick was holding out for an ambassadorship.
"Hell will greet me as a liberator."
When he finally does expire, Liz will run for his old seat and get all the sympathy votes necessary to prevail. Then she, too, can bilk the USA out of a heart.
Please, when was the last time Cheney held an actual elected office besides riding a ticket? I think he realized long ago the only way he was getting back into politics was holding someone's meal ticket. It's going to be another generation before the Cheney name isn't toxic, even with mainstream Republicans.
We're talking Wyoming here. Of course they'd support the evil spawn of someone who lived in their state one time before most of them were born, because why not?
He's alive because hell I full.
What about that "Anglo-Saxon" one?
No mention of the Empire of the Great Khan- shome mishtake, shurely?
No mistake, and don't call me Shurely.
Don't forget about the Kingdom of Phaic Tăn, the Republic of Molvanîa and the Democratic Free People’s United Republic of San Sombrèro.
Not to mention Freedonia, Moronica, and The Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
Hogwarts?
Yeah, President Obama's doing a terrible job with Czechoslovakia. He also took his eye off that Saddam Hussein guy who perpetrated 9/11. Thankfully Dubya was able to step in and keep us safe after that, but it shows the inherent weakness in the Democratic style of foreign relations.
And here was I thinking, "foreign relations" was having some rumpy-pumpy with a lady from another land. Where the only thing you understand is the universal phrase, "Oh god…oh god….Oh GOD, YES….YES!!!!"
This is a different topic isn't it?
Looks photoshopped.
Yeah–Liz Cheney's never looked so good.
Czech out those pixels.
…but it isn't.
"God, I miss the Cold War!"
And look what's going on with the Assyrians.
Is this her Parthian shot?
Kudos.
Looks like the GOPers just found their new Queen of Mean and Stupid.
Well, the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree….
to be fair, a cheney would certainly work well with mordor.
No doubt Cheney could simply walk into Mordor.
And be greeted as a liberator.
Sauron DOES need a new Mouth.
He is starting to transform into Gollum so there is that going for him.
Gormanghast has suffered long enough from the lack of proper attention by the Obama administration…it's been over a thousand years now…
Groan.
Tightass…
Both of you- awesome
we are the geekiest sarcastic bunch on earth i think.
Wow… there's something I hadn't thought about in a long time.
Czech mate Miss Cheney.
Sarah Palin isn’t qualified to run a dishwasher
7000 whore diamonds.
Palin/Cheney 2016—"that's the ticket!"
That moose-hating snowFlake isn't qualified to be a dishwasher!
Freedonia libel!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-EAuK24muhbJmm/du…
Margaret Dummond was weirdly hot.
Does this make me a bad person or just really high?
Are you offering a mustache ride?
Because seriously, that mustache quiver with a cigar, how could anyone refuse?
And our relationship with Rhythm Nation has declined, also, too.
But we're all part of it!
It's been in trouble since 1814 anyway
Don't forget about the city-state of Funkytown.
With its delightful brick….houses.
When I was in high school, we moved to Funkytown. They have surprisingly good schools.
Naw, man, Obama has that under Control.
The subject of tonight's lecture is rhythm, the beat….
Obamanations 2009 to date:
2009: Threw Biafra under the bus.
2010: Cast Katanga to the wolves.
2011: Wouldn't give the time of day to Ciskei.
2012: Killed all the bees in Deseret.
He has also sold out our friends in Freedonia, land of the brave and free.
EDIT: Damn it, ONE lousy minute late. You win this time, Moses Invests….
But Tibet is still a thing, right? Or did everyone just get new bumper stickers?
I think they've all been replaced by FREE KALE.
I find this woman as relevant as that big boobied McCain girl.
Meghan McCanns libel!
Both of them (ISWYDT)!!
That is a bold-faced lie!
Cindy McCain has tiny tits.
Dude, ewww.
And at least Meghan's sorta cute and just a somewhat clueless, sheltered princess.(and Barry DID beat her Daddykins head on). Liz Cheney's just a fucking stupid bitch.
is that the country that is as easy to get in and out of, just like Wisconsin?
Wisconsin– The Official La-z-boy State
Michigan libel! La-Z-Boy is based in Monroe in Southeast Michigan. :D
she totally forgot Fillory. Lev Grossman would be sad.
Leela:
"In doing so, she also revealed that she herself has no idea what the hell she’s talking about and also hasn’t played Risk in the last 20 years."
That's some funny shit right there!
[Maybe she plays the "Star Wars" version.]
Tatoine and Hoth libel!!!
To be fair, Czechoslovakia is a lot more fun to say than "Czech Republic".
Or even better, Bohemia, as my Great Granny (even then) anachronistically called
That was no anachronism—that was my Grandma, too! (She took pains to remind us that we definitely weren't Slovakian, but that the Moravians were okay — "good at business" was her phrase. Dunno what that was all about.)
Hey, if your Grandma also insisted you were direct descendents of the Bohemian Crown (yes, my Granny really was fully convinced of this), then maybe we're cousins!
Bring the Kolache and we'll have a party.
A scandal in Bohemia?
Sigh. Back in the day, it were an old GF's "safe word."
Good times, good times.
Czech!… Uhh!… Slo!… Vak!… Eee!… Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
You're catching on.
It took a while for some of us to learn how to say it so we would like to put that knowledge to use.
She will be receiving a stern protest from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
I'm roaring over that one.
Thank you. One thing I've learned from all those Wonkette party photos (at least the ones I could actually make out). I'm right in the demographic.
Recent violence in Egypt and Libya is prove that Obama is abandoning our ally the Ptolemaic Empire !!
Texas wants to secede. That's Obama's fault too, right?
That alone could get him re-elected in a landslide.
That's why Rick Perry has been saying "let my people go y'all"
Everything is Obama's fault.
Really, this is much easier than trying to remember specific causes for things.
Truly. Obama ruint it. That covers it all.
Some of us will blame him if Texas doesn't secede.
Either way, he's the one at fault.
Hey Liz, you better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.
You beat me to it, you sexy smurf bastard!
**SexySmurf takes off sungalsses in the styl of David Caruso**
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
US and Mordor….the Other special relationship!
Too modern, you're forgetting Angband…
of course. Who could forget Kissing and Melkor shaking hands…
I never knew that Kissinger and Nixon shaking hands was an important historical event; I stand corrected.
That crazy hippie girl with the fake wolf ruined that empire.
Glad to see ABC getting their A game on in the run up to the election.
Personally, I am disturbed by Obama's policy on dealings with Pangaea.
too soon!
At a minimum he could acknowledge Gondwanaland and Laurentia, sheesh!
But I though he was all about the one world government.
I see what you diid there.
Had he taken a harder line, it wouldn't have split.
Czig Czigitty Czech yourself before you wreck yourself!
ceylon's tea is not to be overlooked.
What I want to know, is when is Barry gonna stop apologizing to Lochtenation and start the fucking bombing?
I was going to say Xanadu but then realized they're probably Muslins, right?
Nope, them would be Zoroastrians, or Ypsilantians or some other people at the arse end of the alphabet.
Ypsilantians are weird, indeed. That town is like if you took Ann Arbor, smashed it into inner-city Detroit, and then condensed it into a small city.
Obama has also pissed off the Romulan High command.And the Klingon Empire we will destroy earth!
Yugoslavia is also pissed at us.
Orcs for Cheney!
Uruk-hai everywhere find that grossly offensive.
Redundant.
Yortuk and Georg Festrunk wouldn't even hit that.
Uniformed, fat, and a Cheney is no way to go through life, child.
Is it a Brownie or SS uniform, or something else?
Well it is okay that she didn't mention the Klingons or Romulans because we haven't run into them yet. Whew!
Anvilania and Sealand are both demanding some recognition!
I'm sure his handlers have told him time and time again, you can't slight the Hittites over the Sumerians, but…..
When Gilgamesh gets pissed, we better be careful. I hear he's trying to make a nuclear weapon in Uruk in a secret lab under some ziggurat.
Liz must read the Cuneiform Daily News.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Obama promised to reduce our commitment to war with the Parthians and now he wants a surge in the production of chariot spokes and horse oats????
Idiot daughter Liz was universally considered an ignorant cretinous cunt by those who worked at the State Department. They couldn't wait until she left for a career in spewing BS on Fox News.
And what's Obama going to do about that Archduke being assassinated? Or the growing power of the Ottoman Empire?
I had to google Hyrule. Looks like a nice place.
In your fantasies!
Where everybody knows your name, and you always get paid for cutting the grass.
Meh. She just drummed up a shitload of Slovak-Amercian votes for the good guys.
sez the flying monkey from Oz –
Why isn't Obama protecting us from attacks by Cloudcuckooland?
He is also ignoring the imminent threat that the moon poses to the earth.
OT: Fun fact. The only two countries whose official name starts with "The" are "The Gambia" and "The Bahamas". That is all.
I know which one I'm going to.
What, not THE Ohio State?
Not this year.
Has the entire Republican party gone completely Bat-shit crazy?After a year of debates with that brain trust of GOP super stars who proved Sarah Palin is not the weakest link.No wonder America is in such trouble,these idiots are running half the Big top.Clowns.I hate Clowns.
Anyone in my life who votes for Rmoney/Rayn is OFF my Christmas card list. Fidiots!
And what about Moldova? Oh, wait…
Transdniester is a hotspot.
I don’t care what name she calles it, Czech women are haute
They are quite tall, aren't they?
If a V-chip will block violence from teevee screens would a Liz-chip fade her out as well?
Liz — In the words of your much beloved ol' dad: "Go fuck yourself"
She's just proving Santorium's point about not being smart.
but we are still at war with Oceania, right? or is it Eurasia? –
FTW.
If China keeps it up, it will have always been Eastasia.
I hope he gets on that Atlantis thing soon. We're going on vacation soon.
Troy wouldn't have fallen if Obama hadn't been asleep at the switch!
He probably gave Odysseus the plans to build that horse……
And THEN told him that he didn't build it.
Ouch! good one
Nah, Romney did.
U.S. out of Oakland!
She is overlooking her ancestral States of Denial, Arousal, Anxiety and Hard-Down Stupid.
What ever happened to her brother? The one they made that movie about. Naughty little tyke with those Rottweilers? I think the movie was called "The Omen"?
You know who else is no longer a thing? Anybody named Cheney.
Are we still at war with Oceania?
And when will he do something about that horrible Baron Harkkonen?
Poor Chris Christie.
"I'M ALIVE?" (reaches for donut.)
I dunno. 'Ol blue Eyed Ryan seems to be working his own angle.
Cheney's not dead yet? Damn, I really gotta take a piss.
On the plus side of the GOP equation, Rick Santorum's relationship with the Holy Roman Empire is excellent!
Ms. Cheney then led the cast and crew of This Week in a rousing chorus of "Hail, Freedonia."
And even though thousands of Foreign Service Officers have drawn up plans to address its issues, the sovereign state of Erewhon seems constantly stuck in as casebook state of dysfunction.
And he's done absolutely nothing for Dothraki relations. Although in fairness, after her dad offered her to Khal Drogo there really was nothing Obama could do to repair relations.
Oh come now, let's not exaggerate… leave hyperbole to the Right, OK? Sarah Palin may be dumb, but she's definitely qualified to run a dishwasher… not my dishwasher, mind you.Mine's a fairly new model with buttons inside the door, and various programming options, and several different cycles to select from and such. I wouldn't want her anywhere near my dishwasher. But I'm sure there are plenty of older models out there, with mechanical push buttons and simple dial controls and such that she could no doubt master with a little guidance and practice.
I doubt it. My neighbor who is smarter than her ( he did win a game of tic tac toe once ) put Dawn in his dishwasher. He was crying because his wife was going to punish him when she found out his mistake. Luckily I knew that regular old hand soap would magically kill the bubbles!
i have a sink she might be able to manage.
Yeah, you say that, but wait until she tries putting spent cartridges through your waste disposal unit.
It's the live rounds that are hell on the plumbing.
i originally pictured sarah shoving ink cartridges down my sink. ha ha. i'm such a libtard!
what brilliant commenter here said rick perry was simple as a hinge?
that was one of of my all time favorites. 'sarah palin and a dishwasher' is now up there as well.
So true. It's simple and hilarious. I want to fist it multiple times but alas.
Oh relax, she'll just have one of her greasy haired kids do it while she trolls facebook.
Are the Judeans going to bomb Persepolis or not?
I heard that modern Persepolis is actually a giant parking lot in the middle of the desert. I mean, not that that is what you were talking about, but that's what I heard.
I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "a big ass parking lot stands in the desert…
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
Stupid Obama – Tito wants his country back, also too.
Hey, you leave the Jackson Five out of this. Too soon!
Clearly this is crazy food for their base, but how do they hope to win if the base is all they've got? Am I missing something?
I'm not sure they want to win this time. My latest guess is that they want Obama to win, and then they'll fuck the economy completely and try to blame it all on the evil Democrats, paving the way for a Glorious Conservative Resurgence.
4). Profit!
Where's the love for East Germany, Liz?
Those East German judges are Liz's best chance to score higher than a 6.
Trust me, the Republicans love the idea of East Germany, even if they'll never admit it.
Irkutsk and Kamchatka 4evr!
That's the RISK I remember!
If only my little Diomede could stand tall enough to see it.
Can you see it from Alaska?
She must be angling for ambassador to Disneyland in a Romney Administration, since she's obviously fucking Goofy.
Nope. Nope. Nope . Uh, she's not, nope….
she's not the lez one is she? she could e fucking goofy.
He needs to call Transylvania 6-5000 more often…
Leela, does your family come from Green Lake Tavern country?
Inquiring minds want to know!
If Lizzy really wanted to rile up the base, she would have accused Obama of abandoning the Confederacy.
Oh come on, how many republicans even know there was once a country named Checkeslovacky.
Who once saw a movie called "Rocky"?
Slovaki-vaki-vakistan?
What about British East Africa?!
She's the straight one, right?
Bitch is as crooked as a 3 dollar bill.
Narrow, too, also.
Inherited her father's reptilian heart.
As foreign policy advisors go, Liz Cheney is right up there with the Fenstrunk Brothers
Obama abandoned Czechoslovakia so hard that it dissolve into the Czech Republic and Slovakia!
And lets not even go into how he abandoned the Western Roman Empire, leaving their fate to the barbarian Visogoths from the north!
EVERYBODY !!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!
Leela Latona IS Liz Cheney!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Something is oozing through the modem… I…I….
Wait. No. Stay Back. I was just trying to…….
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggg……
What I want to know is, how does she know he's abandoning the country if she doesn't even know that the country doesn't exist?
Poor Liz. She's so vile. That is all.
Oh yeah? He also let Gotham become a No Man's Land, so, what 'bout that? Huh?
And then I get stuck cleaning the Wheaties out of the cereal bowls because they weren't properly spaced. Fuck you, Sarah!
OOh My– they are getting SO DIRTY!!
Conservatives are joining Democrats in complaining that Mitt Romney is running a campaign devoid of any ideas, and presents himself only as the "anti-Obama."
“Fischer told reporters at the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C. “It’s because he’s running such a lackluster campaign that has been so vague on ideas. What plan is he offering the American people?” … “The biggest mistake is they put a bag over Paul Ryan’s head,” … "they put a sock in Paul Ryan’s mouth…
“Take the bag off of Paul Ryan’s head,” he added.“If Barack Obama wins this election, the Republican Party as we know it is finished,” Fischer said. “It is dead, it is toast, you can stick a fork in it.”
—Naughty thoughts boil not very deep below the surface in this man. If Obama wins this election, the Republican party can just put the lotion in the basket and be a good girl.
It puts the tax cuts in the platform or else it gets the stimulus again.
Bag it.
Sock it.
Fork it.
Lose it.
How very daft punk of them.
Is this the 11:30 autogyro to Siam?
The Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere was actively opposed by the Democrats! Why is Liz letting them get away with that?
"Liz" is short for "Lizard", right?
Whoever controls Upper Volta controls the world!
And all the boatmen sing…
Forget? You ask me to forget? A Firefly never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company.
come on, who wouldn't hit that?
With votes?
Even if she meant to say Slovakia or the Czech Republic there's no way her comment seems sane. Was she just naming off countries from the top of her head after Israel (which is always being failed, especially if you're not Republican or Mopey Joe)? Or did she really think it was 1992 for a minute? And even then, what would Poland have to do with it?
I'll just say she's pissed about Poland banning alcohol imports from the Czech Republic and try to salvage some of my sanity.
My guess is that she was trying to list the countries that Romney visited during his historic European tour, but somehow fucked up with it came to Great Britain?
Don't forget East Germany – you totally don't want to piss them off!
Ya never know when you are going to need a female swimmer with shoulders like an NFL linebacker.
Just build the damn wall!
Once Obama can improve our diplomatic relations with the Minoans I'm planning to visit the country as I understand they have pretty, nude women jumping over bulls. Which is better than in this country where we have fully clothed ugly Republican women strewing bullshit.
Liz, you need to Czech yourself before you Wzeck yourself.
You made me snort laugh , you bastid .
Ever wonder why you never see Victoria Jackson and Liz Cheney in the same room?
The Derpi Exclusion Principle?
Well, for one thing when Victoria is in a room, there's no room for anyone else.
well to tell the truth she has never looked as good as she does in this pic. must have had a little work done. why else would she get any press, you would think she would lay low with her dad going to prison for fighting against batman and doing all those war crime things against gotham city
Dragon LADY? That ain't no lady. Dragon or otherwise…
More naturally, Lizardbeth Cheney.
Those in the international community who refuse to put red lines before Stygia don’t have a moral right to place a red light before Lemuria.
Y'all outdid yourselves on this one, and I desperately needed the laugh x 23.
A REAL President would have sent an Ambassador to Mars, not a robot!
Barack Obama doesn't care about Martians!
Speaking of foreign relations, how are our's with British East Africa, Rhodesia and the Transvaal? How's about Gaul, Andalucia and the Republic of Texas?
"Cheney claimed that Obama has “abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia."
Guess who else abandoned good relations with those people…
When will Mary Cheney appear to talk to us about how Barack Obama has abandoned the gays?
Carthago delenda est!!11!!
Carthage finally destroyed. News at 11.
In true neocon fashion, blame will go squarely on Rockapella, who half-assed updating it in their Carmen Sandiego song way back when.
O/T: In other news, the who-is-to-blame-for-Romney-losing stories are already starting, in POLITICO: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/81280.h…
Ho ho.
Keep on sinking that Romney.
Big hashtag trending on Twitter right now: #WhatWouldSaveTheRomneyCampaign. Naturally the wingnuts are mostly writing OMG EXPOSE RACIST FRAUD OBAMA FOR BRIBING HIS BASE WITH FOOD STAMPS DERP DERP BARGLE!!!!1!!!
I believe that the President is somewhat African American.
If we only had no government than maybe people would stop voting to continue its existence!
OT: Anyone hear about Bibi back to trolling the Aemrican election on television, today? And, comparing a possible strike by Iran to the OKC bombing? Are you fucking kidding me?! Can anyone else imagine the outrage is the leader of some other small nation came to our shores and was trying to influence our presidential election and then bringing up and comparing a hypothetical war to an actual attack on our soil?
Nettie-pot, why don't you hit the fucking road and go worry about your own nation's domestic issues. Maybe you could do something like concentrate on the fucking ridiculous rents in Tel Aviv or something. I don't know. What I do know is that you can fight your own goddamned war that you're so badly itching for, thank you very much. We had eight years of Dubya. We don't need another one. So, please take the schlock you're selling and stick it up your war-mongering, foreign election meddling ass.
Your friend,
- The Intelligent American Voter
Good to see Dick Cheney is looking healthier again.
Gwafawk, I took one look at that picture and spit out my Doritos Locos Taco™.
You know who else had a problem with Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia?
The Red Army?
The Ottomans?
Mittler?
I don't think Palin is qualified to even wash dishes.
I still miss Alien Nation, myself.
"Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry"
Can't someone just serve her a heaping cup of shut the fuck up?
And who's going to stop The Borg? Mr. President, make it so.
Resistance is Futile.
Don't forget Fredonia and Molvania.
The problem with the Rmoney's foreign policy team is that they haven't abandoned "Czechoslovakia" yet.
They may not know much, but they repeat to themselves daily that what Neville Chamberlain (whoever he was) did in abandoning Czechoslovakia (whatever that is) was bad. Because it was appeasement.
They won't make that mistake again.
Wait, are you telling me that David Cameron is about to let Angela Merkel annex the Sudetenland?!
The Banana Republic
Someday, pleated khaki's will be back…
Sounds like someone needs to renew her subscription to Pravda.
This would be the Czechoslovakia that was part of the eastern block/Soviet sphere of influence and therefore in no way our ally? Or is there another Czechoslovakia that I never learned about?
Ya'll got it wrong. What she meant to say (like any good conservative) is that Obama is writing Czechs his body can't cash.
She's got her father's snarl…
Liz will only think Obama's strong on foreign policy once he makes Osama apologize for getting in the way of SEAL team 6's bullets.
Ancient Spirits of Evil… Transform this decayed form to… Cheney the Ever-Living!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU8vKRNnRw
I wish Liz would just move back to Shutthefuckupistan.
We should appoint her as ambassador to Anvilania.
My mom just got back from the Czech Republic, she couldn't find Slovakia there but she did when she crossed the border.
Et tu, East Germany?
When will Obama do something about the Duchy of Grand Fenwick's nuclear program?
Next week's newsweek will feature the cover story "Moops Outraged" as Obama has all but forgotten about this oft-maligned and rarely discussed area of our world.
That sonofabitch Obama refuses to appoint ambassadors to Rhodesia and the Belgan Congo!
Yes, yes we are….
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